妙语短篇 翻译
妙语短篇A2翻译 (2)
妙语短篇A2翻译1.饮食2.担心她的体重。
3."我太胖" ，她告诉她的朋友，"我要减去很多的重量，但我不知道怎样做" 。
4."去看看" ，她的朋友说，"他会告诉你如何减轻体重" 。
于是就去5.访问，并告诉他，她的问题。
6."这有什么难的" ，他告诉她，"你需要做的就是节食.”7.，我会给你一个规定的饮食。
8.他开始写在一张纸上。
9."多吃水果和蔬菜,还有瘦肉和谷物。
10.当他完成时，他交给她一张纸。
11."给你. "他说，"吃这些东西，你将很快减轻重量" 。
12.几周后，的朋友来看望她。
13.她的朋友惊讶地看到，她甚至比以前还要胖!她在吃一个巨大的巧克力夹心蛋糕和冰淇淋。
14."我以为你在节食" ，她的朋友说。
15."哦，对."她回答说, "我现在已经有了规定的饮食里的所有的食物，现在，我在吃我的晚餐" 。
16.17.2. 休假18.汤姆讨厌上学，总是找借口不去上学。
19.如果他打喷嚏，他就叫他妈妈写个纸条说他感冒了。
20.如果他头痛，他就叫他妈妈在上课时间带他去看病。
21.他呆在家里的时间比在学校的时间要多。
22.在他的确去上学的日子里，他就找借口早点回家。
23.一天早上他上了一半课就从学校回来了。
24.他爸爸很惊讶。
25.“你回来很早，”他爸爸问，“今天学校放学了吗”26.“没有，爸爸，”汤姆说，“还没放学。
我提前回来了。
”27.“你怎么会提前回来了”爸爸问，“你对老师说什么了”28.“我告诉她我有了一个小弟弟，我得回家帮你。
”29.“但是你妈妈生了一对双胞胎，”爸爸说，“一个男孩，一个女孩。
你有一个小弟弟和一个小妹妹。
”30.“是的，我知道，爸爸，”汤姆说，“我要等下个星期再说我有个小妹妹了。
妙语短篇A1之11、A Very Important Person
11、a very important person一个非常重要的人Important people often like to show how important they are.重要的人往往要展示他们是多么的重要。
They usually have the largest cars.他们通常是具有最大的汽车。
They live in the biggest houses.他们住在大房子。
They wear the most expensive clothes.他们穿的最昂贵的衣服。
They eat in the best restaurants.他们吃最好的餐馆。
Mr. Mammoth, the president of Acme Inc, was an important man.猛犸先生，阿克米公司总裁，是一个重要的人。
阿克米公司是一个重要的公司，并在该国最大的之一。
Thousands of men and women worked for it.数以千计的男子和妇女为它工作。
The offices of Acme Inc. were in the Acme Building阿克米公司的办公室在阿克米大厦This was one of the tallest buildings in the city.这是全市最高的建筑物之一。
It had fifty floors.它有50层。
Mr. Mammoth, the president, had his office on the top floor.猛犸先生，总裁，他在顶楼他的办公室。
one day a man came to see him.有一天一个人来见他。
He walked up to Mr. Mammoth's secretary.他走到猛犸先生的秘书。
她，当然，在公司最美丽的秘书。
“My name is John Watkins,”he told her.“我的名字是约翰沃特金斯，”他告诉她。
妙语短篇 C1 第八篇 Revenge 全文及翻译
妙语短篇C1 第八篇Revenge 全文翻译James had a terrible toothache. It kept him awake all night. His cheek was swollen and it was difficult for him to eat or drink. Anything very hot or cold made the toothache worse. If James ate anything sweet the pain was unbearable.James did not want to take time off from work, so he I tried to bear the pain.He took pain-killer every hour. However, the tooth hurt so much when he tried to eat his lunch that he knew he had to go to the dentist. He asked his boss for time off. His boss could see that James was in great pain, and told him to take the rest of the day off.The dentist agreed to see James immediately."Open your mouth," he said, "and let's have a look."James opened his mouth."Which tooth is giving you trouble?" the dentist asked next.James touched the tooth with his finger.The dentist X-rayed the tooth, then he put the X-ray against a bright light."Oh, yes," he said, "I can see the problem. There is a cavity in the tooth. I'm afraid the hole is too big to fill. I must take the tooth out.""That's all right," James said. "Just stop the pain."The dentist gave James an injection and quickly pulled out the tooth. He dropped it into the garbage can."Don't throw it away," James said. "Let me have it please.""Why do you want your old tooth?" the dentist asked."I'm going to take it home, put it in a bowl of hot honey and watch it suffer," James said angrily.詹姆斯牙疼得厉害，整晚睡不着觉。
妙语短篇A2 1
8.家族的秘密ARNOLD WU是一个自豪的人，“我敢确定我的家族是城里最老的家族之一，”他经常这样告诉人们，“这有一段很长的历史。
”一天他去拜访一位家族历史的专家，李小姐。
“我希望你找到所有关于我的家族的事，”他说。
“我们是从哪里来的？谁是第一个姓吴的人？我们的家族里有非常著名的人吗？我有一些很富有的亲戚吗？”“好的，”李小姐说“但是这会花费你2000美元。
”ARNOLD想了想。
2000美元是很多钱。
最后他说“好的，但是付了这2000元我要一个完整的家族历史。
我需要所有的细节。
”专家同意了。
“3个月之后来这里，”她说3个月后他再次拜访了xx。
“好了，”他说“你找到了所有关于我的家族的事情了吗？”“是的。
”她说。
“这是一个很有趣的家族，所以现在价格提高到了5000美元。
”“5000美元！”ARNOLD大叫起来，“但是你告诉我只需要花费2000美元。
”“我知道，2000美元是找到关于你的家族的历史，”她说。
“另外3000美元是为我找出的事情保密！”9.没意思西蒙过完五岁生日的两天后,他第一次去了学校.他的妈妈给他买了新衣服,还有一个装钢笔和书本的特别的书包.学校离家很远，所以西蒙的妈妈早上送他去学校，在学校大门口离开了他。
“高兴一点，西蒙，”她说。
“要听话。
如果你表现不好的话老师会告诉我的。
”之后她离开了西蒙，回到了家。
3点半的时候她来到学校接西蒙回家。
她和许多家长一起在门外等着。
不一会儿西蒙就出来了并飞快地跑向她。
“第一天在学校过的怎么样？”她问他。
他摇了摇头。
“不好，”他说。
“我永远也不会再回来了。
”他的妈妈感到很惊讶。
“出了什么事吗？”她问西蒙。
“有人对你不友好吗？”“不。
”他回答。
“你在敷衍我？”她问他。
“为什么你不想再去学校了？”“不，”他回答。
“告诉我理由。
”他的妈妈说。
“好吧，我不会读，不会写，不会拼写，不会做数学题，老师也不让我说话。
我什么都不能做那么上学有什么意思吗？”10.xx一个男人在集市上卖药。
妙语短篇A1之11、A Very Important Person教程文件
妙语短篇A1之11、A V e r y I m p o r t a n tP e r s o n11、a very important person一个非常重要的人Important people often like to show how important they are.重要的人往往要展示他们是多么的重要。
They usually have the largest cars. 他们通常是具有最大的汽车。
They live in the biggest houses. 他们住在大房子。
They wear the most expensive clothes. 他们穿的最昂贵的衣服。
They eat in the best restaurants. 他们吃最好的餐馆。
Mr. Mammoth, the president of Acme Inc, was an important man.猛犸先生，阿克米公司总裁，是一个重要的人。
Acme Inc. was an important company, one of the biggest in the countr y.阿克米公司是一个重要的公司，并在该国最大的之一。
Thousands of men and women worked for it. 数以千计的男子和妇女为它工作。
The offices of Acme Inc. were in the Acme Building阿克米公司的办公室在阿克米大厦This was one of the tallest buildings in the city. 这是全市最高的建筑物之一。
It had fifty floors. 它有50层。
Mr. Mammoth, the president, had his office on the top floor.猛犸先生，总裁，他在顶楼他的办公室。
one day a man came to see him. 有一天一个人来见他。
妙语短篇A1词组总结
《妙语短篇》词组第一篇1.去上学go to school2.其中一个女孩one of the girls3.乘坐的士by taxi4.到校迟到got to school late5.不得不have to6.考试take /have a test7.生气的be angry8.一个好的借口 a good excuse9.考虑了片刻think for several moments10.漏气轮胎 a flat tire11.到达arrive at/in (小地点/大地点)12.错过考试miss the test13.在…的角落里in the corner of14.写在纸上write on a piece of paper15.问题的答案the answer to the question第二篇1. 有时、不时from time to time2. 地上的洞the hole in the ground/road3. 开进洞里drive into the hole4.（某人）花费时间/`钱做（某事）spend (time/money) doing sth.5. 拉出、拖出pull…out6. 为某事收（某人）钱charge sb. for sth.(doing sth.)7. 挣钱make money8. 日日夜夜day and night9. 用……填……fill…with…10.深/浅的洞 a deep/shallow hole第三篇1. 快速的反应quick thinking2. 在街上in the street3. 碰到朋友meet a friend/friends4. 沿着街走walk along the street5. 谈论（某事）talk about sth.6. 喜欢做（某事）like doing/ to do sth.7. 借给（某人）（某物）lend sb. sth./ lend sth to sb.8. 找（某人）借（入）borrow sb. sth./borrow sth from sb.9. 考虑、思考think about10. 还钱pay money back11. 再等一天wait another day12. 拿出、取出take out13. 扔在地上throw(sth.) on to the ground14. 把（某物）给（某人）give sb. sth./ give sth. to sb.15. 欠（某人）钱owe sb. money16. 归还（某物）give sth. back第四篇1. 看医生visit/ see a doctor2. 不舒服not feel well/feel bad/feel terrible3. 找出、查出find out4. 给（某人）做检查examine sb.5. 脱下/ 穿上take off/ put on6. 躺在床上lie on the bed7. 听心脏listen to the heart8. 看喉咙look into the throat9. 和…..一样as… as…10. 返回、回来come back11. 走出医院walk out of the hospital12. 几秒钟之后 a few seconds later13. 转过来turn around14. 为了……；以便于……so that15. 伤风have a cold16. 头疼have a headache17. 咳嗽have a cough18. 发烧have a fever19. 喉咙痛have a sore throat第五篇1. 进餐馆go into the restaurant2. 在桌子旁坐下sit down at the table3. 走向；走进（某人）go/come up to sb.4. 仔细看（读）read carefully5. 点最贵的菜order the most expensive dishes6. 上，供应（饭菜）serve the meal7. 跑向（某人）run towards sb.8. 为……付款pay for9. 与(某人)无关have nothing to do with sb.10. 拿下take down11. 抬头看；查询look up12. 尊重look up to13. 轻视look down on13. 躺下lie down14. 分手break up15. 放弃give up第六篇1.大嗓门 a loud voice2.坏脾气 a bad temper3.足够大big enough4.站直stand up straight5.足够的空间enough room6.事实上in fact7.如此.....以至于...... so...that...8.大多数时间most of the time9.在剧院at the theater10.把（某物）寄给/送给..... send sth. To....11.走出剧院walk out of the theater 第七篇1.按门铃ring the bell2.房屋的窗户 a window of the house3.挂号的包裹 a registered package4.退信地址the return address5.在包裹背面on the back of the package6.对......感兴趣be interested (in sth.)7.对（某人）生气become(be) angry with sb.8.下来come down9.取包裹take the package10.隔壁next door11.相当快乐quite happy12.相当快乐的人quite a happy person13.相当多的钱quite a lot of money14.相当大的包裹quite a big package15.变得相当生气become quite angry with16.。
妙语短篇(A1)5.A_Cheap_Meal
5. A Cheap Meal一．翻译词组1. 进餐馆2. 在桌子旁坐下3. 走向；走进（某人）4. 仔细看（读）5. 点最贵的菜6. 上，供应（饭菜）7. 开心地吃。
8. 买张报纸9. . 跑向（某人）10. . 付用餐的钱11. 走到我跟前12. 给某人一个冰激凌二．根据意思写出单词1.____________ ( ) a business establishment where meals or refreshments may be purchased2.____________ ( ) a person who waits tables (as in a restaurant)3. ____________ ( ) a list of the dishes that may be ordered (as in a restaurant)4. ____________ ( ) to give an order for <order a meal>5. ____________ ( ) commanding a high price6. ____________ ( ) the portion of food eaten at a meal7. ____________ ( ) the action or state of enjoying8. ____________ ( ) in the direction of三．中译英1. 那与我无关。
2. 你得待在这里直到你爸爸回来付他的帐。
3. 我不知道他是谁。
4. 他问我是否喜欢冰激凌。
四．Discussion1. What do you think of the man？2. What will you do if you were the waiter？3. Do you think the boy knew what was happening？。
妙语短篇翻译
妙语短篇翻译9.世界上最好的推销员哈利在橱窗上看到一则广告，上面写着：“招人世界上最好的推销员高薪”“我就是个不错的推销员”哈利心里想着“我能卖掉任何东西，我要进去请求这份工作”他走进商店并对经理说“我是世界上最好的推销员”，他说“给我这份工作吧”“你必须证明你是最好的”经理说。
“我会通过你给我的所有测试”哈利对他说。
“好的”经理从他的桌子里拿出一盒糖。
“上礼拜我买了一千盒糖，如果你能在这礼拜之内把它们都卖掉，我就给你这份工作”“很简单”哈利说。
他拿着这盒糖离开了办公室。
哈利每天并且一整天都忙着从一家店跑到另一家，试着卖糖，可是一盒都没卖掉。
糖是那么的低劣，他甚至不能把它送人。
到了周末，他回到经理那，“很抱歉，先生”他说“我看错自己了。
我不是世界上最好的推销员，但是我知道谁是”“哦”经理说“是谁啊”“那个把一千盒糖卖给你的人”哈利说。
10。
你比我更需要在很多大城市都有人没有工作。
有时是他们不想工作，但有时他们是根本没有工作可做。
这些人中有的讨钱，有的卖火柴或者廉价的钢笔，而有的则卖花。
Andrew Chen从来不给乞丐钱。
他认为，人应该工作赚钱。
他还错误地认为，每个人都是会有工作的。
有一天，他正在等公车，一个乞丐走上前来，向他讨钱。
这个乞丐是一个老妇人，穿着一件又旧又脏的衣服，没穿鞋。
她卖的花气味芳香。
“给我十美元吧，先生。
”她向Andrew Chen恳求道，“我已经三天没吃饭了。
”“我不会给你十美元的。
”Andrew Chen说。
“那么，给五美元呢，先生？”穷苦的老妇人继续恳求，“那够我买两块面包的了。
”“不给。
”Andrew Chen 拒绝道。
“那么，一美元？”老妇人继续，“一美元我可以买一个橘子啦。
”“我没有一美元，请你走开。
”Andrew Chen说。
老妇人悲哀地注视着他，然后把她的花都给了Andrew Chen。
“给你，先生。
”老妇人说道：“拿着这些花，你比我更需要它们。
”12.小提琴课程“爸爸，我可以学习小提琴吗？”年轻的萨拉问她的父亲。
妙语短篇b1翻译
妙语短篇bl翻译In troducti on 前言1.Cou nting Chicke2.A Housi ng Problem3.Dirty Hands4.The Guitar Player5.Schooldays6.Importa nee7.Nothi ng Unu sual8.Free Tickets9.A Fishy Storysting a Lifetime11.Kid's Talk12.The Mo ter13.Directio14.Not Such a Simple Questio n.15.Right Way-Wro ng WayA wer Key 答案1.计算小鸡那天是玛丽的生日。
她接到了一封来自是农场主的他叔叔的来信。
“亲爱的玛丽”那封信说道。
“生日快乐。
我要送给你一些鸡。
他们明天就到达。
我希望你喜欢他们。
万事如意。
你的叔叔---涛比”玛丽特别高兴。
她喜欢吃蛋也喜欢吃鸡肉。
“我会饲养这些就直到下蛋或吃掉他们。
”她想到。
当第二天那些鸡到达的时候，他们在一个箱子里。
玛丽特别兴奋。
她把箱子从卡车后面拿下来并开始把箱子搬到她的花园去。
然而，那箱子的鸡太重了，她把箱子掉了。
箱子掉到地上而且摔坏了。
鸡全都跑出去了。
他们到处跑---跑进邻居的花园的，跑到公路的，跑进商店的，甚至跑到下一条街道的。
玛丽花了好几个小时试图找到他们而且把他们带回到她的花园中。
几天以后她的叔叔来串门看她。
“那些鸡都安全到达了吗？”他问玛丽。
“对，涛比叔叔。
”玛丽说道。
“但是我因为他们呢而有了很多的麻烦。
我把箱子掉了，箱子坏了鸡跑的到处都是。
我花了整个上午去找他们。
”“那你把他们全都找到了吗？”她叔叔问道。
“我希望是这样的，”玛丽回答道。
“我抓到了他们中的11只。
”“那可太有意思了，”他叔叔微笑着说道，“因为我只送你6只。
”2.住屋问题苏和爱伦一直约会许多年。
每个周末，他们在星期六夜晚一起去看一场电影了。
在星期日，他们在夏天和对冬天的国家去海滩了。
妙语短篇B1的1至15篇翻译
1、计算小鸡它就是玛丽的生日。
她收到了来自一个农民的她的叔父的一封信。
" 亲爱的玛丽" ,信说。
"生日快乐、"我正在把一些小鸡送给您。
她们明天将会到达。
我希望您喜欢她们。
最好的希望,叔父想要去。
"玛丽非常高兴。
她喜欢吃蛋,而且她喜欢吃小鸡。
"我为她们的蛋能养小鸡或者吃她们, " 她想。
当小鸡到达那隔天,她们在盒子中。
玛丽非常兴奋。
她脱掉了盒子卡车的背面而且开始在她的花园中带着它。
然而,小鸡的盒子很重,而且她降低了它。
盒子落到地面与獾。
小鸡全部耗尽。
她们进入邻居的花园之内各处跑,进入道路之内,进入商店之内,甚至进入下一条街道之内。
玛丽度过数小时尝试找她们而且把她们带回她的花园。
一些数天之后,她的叔父开始叁观她。
" 小鸡安全地到达不?"她问玛丽。
"就是的, 老人形啤酒杯叔父, " ,玛丽说。
"但就是我与她们有了许多麻烦。
我降低了盒子。
它獾公开与小鸡各处跑。
我度过整个早晨找寻她们。
"" 您找她们全部不?"她的叔父问。
"我这么希望, " 玛丽答复。
" 我捕捉了她们中的十一个。
""非常有趣, " 她的叔父以一个微笑说,"因为我只派遣了您六、"2、住屋问题苏与爱伦一直约会许多年。
每个周末,她们在星期六夜晚一起去瞧一场电影了。
在星期日,她们在夏天与对冬天的国家去海滩了。
苏知道爱伦想要与她结婚,而且她想要也与爱伦结婚。
她耐心地等候了她要求她与him、However 结婚,虽然她时常告诉她她爱她,但就是她不曾说关于婚姻的任何事。
这使苏不快乐了。
她将近三十。
她相信如果爱伦没有很快与她结婚,她不可能结婚。
她没有想要就是一个未婚女人。
她想要让一个丈夫与一个她的家庭自己。
一个晚上,当她们正在一场电影之后走回家之时,她说,"爱伦, 您不认为该就是您问我某事的时候了不?"爱伦想一会儿。
妙语短篇A1的翻译
妙语短篇A1的翻译4年轻的医生一个老人去医院看病,给他诊断的是一个非常年轻的医生,非常年轻. "医生,我觉得不舒服"老人说"请给我检查一下我生什么病了" "把衣服脱了,然后躺床上去"年轻的医生说"我要给你做个检查" 老人脱了衣服后在床上躺下了,年轻的医开始给他做检查.但是他没发现老人的身体有任何异常. 他听了老人的心跳?看他的喉咙?他给老人做了全身的检查. 最后他说"对不起,老人家,我没有看出你身体上有任何的毛病,你很健康,像个年轻人那样健康." "那太奇怪了,"老人说"我感觉非常的不舒服" "如果您还是觉得不舒服的话,就麻烦您明天再过来一趟"年轻的医生说"我再给您做一次检查" 好的,医生"老人回答老人慢慢的站起来穿上衣服,然后走出了诊断室? 几秒钟以后,医生的护士跑了进来"医生!医生"她喊着"刚才您检查的那个老人刚刚猝死在医院门口了! 医生想了一下说"那把他的尸体倒转过来,让人家以为他是在来医院的路上"5一顿便宜的饭一个男人走进了一家饭馆,坐在了其中一个桌子前,服务员走上前给他看菜单.这位男士看得很仔细,然后按顺序看了所有最贵的菜.服务员为他提供了这些菜,这个男人吃得很香. 然后一个小男孩走进饭馆坐在了这个男人的桌前. 这位服务员走过来对男人说:"你的小孩喜欢什么呢,先生?" "噢,一个冰淇淋."男人告诉他,然后他站起来对服务员说:"我要出去买一份报纸." 他离开了饭馆.服务员给了小男孩一个冰淇淋,这个男孩吃了它,然后站起来向门口走. 服务员赶上了他. "对不起,"他说,"你的爸爸还没有回来给我买单." "噢,是的."服务员说:"你要在这等你爸爸,直到他去银行付完钱为止." "他不是我的爸爸."男孩说,"我不知道他是谁." 服务员不明白，"你是什么意思?"他问. "这个男人在街上找到我,"男孩说,"他问我喜不喜欢冰淇淋，我说我喜欢,然后他告诉我2点来这个饭馆,坐在他的桌前,他说他会给我一些."6这不是个小问题Mr. Guppy是一个庞大的人，他有一副响亮的声音和一个火爆的脾气。
妙语短篇B1的1至15篇翻译
1. 计算小鸡（一）它是玛丽的生日。
她收到了来自一个农民的她的叔父的一封信。
" 亲爱的玛丽 " ，信说。
"生日快乐 ."我正在把一些小鸡送给你。
他们明天将会到达。
我希望你喜欢他们。
最好的希望,叔父想要去。
"玛丽非常高兴。
她喜欢吃蛋，而且她喜欢吃小鸡。
"我为他们的蛋能养小鸡或者吃他们, " 她想。
当小鸡到达那隔天，他们在盒子中。
玛丽非常兴奋。
她脱掉了盒子卡车的背面而且开始在她的花园中带着它。
然而，小鸡的盒子很重，而且她降低了它。
盒子落到地面和獾。
小鸡全部耗尽。
他们进入邻居的花园之内各处跑,进入道路之内,进入商店之内,甚至进入下一条街道之内。
玛丽度过数小时尝试找他们而且把他们带回她的花园。
一些数天之后，她的叔父开始叁观她。
" 小鸡安全地到达吗?"他问玛丽。
"是的, 老人形啤酒杯叔父, " ，玛丽说。
"但是我和他们有了许多麻烦。
我降低了盒子。
它獾公开和小鸡各处跑。
我度过整个早晨找寻他们。
"" 你找他们全部吗?"她的叔父问。
"我这么希望 , " 玛丽答复。
" 我捕捉了他们中的十一个。
""非常有趣 , " 她的叔父以一个微笑说,"因为我只派遣了你六 ."2.住屋问题苏和爱伦一直约会许多年。
每个周末，他们在星期六夜晚一起去看一场电影了。
在星期日，他们在夏天和对冬天的国家去海滩了。
苏知道爱伦想要与她结婚，而且她想要也与爱伦结婚。
她耐心地等候了他要求她与him.However结婚，虽然他时常告诉她他爱她，但是他不曾说关于婚姻的任何事。
这使苏不快乐了。
她将近三十。
她相信如果爱伦没有很快与她结婚，她不可能结婚。
她没有想要是一个未婚女人。
她想要让一个丈夫和一个她的家庭自己。
一个晚上,当他们正在一场电影之后走回家之时，她说,"爱伦, 你不认为该是你问我某事的时候了吗 ?"爱伦想一会儿。
妙语短篇A1之4、The New Doctor
4、The New DoctorAn old man visited a new doctor . He was very young .一个老人去医院看病,给他诊断的是一个非常年轻的医生,非常年轻." I don‘t feel well , doctor , " he said . " Please find out what’s wrong withme . ""医生,我觉得不舒服"老人说"请给我检查一下我生什么病了"" Take off your clothes and lie onthe bed , " the young doctor said , " I‘ll examine you . ""把衣服脱了,然后躺床上去"年轻的医生说"我要给你做个检查"The old man took off his clothes and lay down on the bed , and the young doctor examined him . However , he couldn’t find anything wrong with the old man .老人脱了衣服后在床上躺下了,年轻的医生开始给他做检查.但是他没发现老人的身体有任何异常.He listened to his heard . He looked into his throat . He examined every part of him .他听了老人的心跳(?)看了他的喉咙(?)他给老人做了全身的检查.At last he said , " I‘m sorry , but I can’t find anything wrong with you You‘re as healthy as I am . "最后他说"对不起,老人家,我没有看出你身体上有任何的毛病,你很健康,像个年轻人那样健康."" That’s very strange , " the old man said , " because I feel really bad.""那太奇怪了,"老人说"我感觉非常的不舒服"" Come back tomorrow and see me again if you don‘t feel better , " theyoung doctor said . " I’ll examine you again . ""如果您还是觉得不舒服的话,就麻烦您明天再过来一躺"年轻的医生说"我再给您做一次检查"" All right , doctor , " the old man said ."好的,医生"老人回答Slowly , he stood up and put on his clothes . Then he walked out of the hospital .老人慢慢的站起来穿上衣服,然后走出了诊断室(?)A few seconds later , the doctor‘s nurse ran in ." Doctor ! Doctor !’ she cried . " That man you said was healthy has justdied outside the door . "几秒钟以后,医生的护士跑了进来"医生!医生"她哭喊着"刚才您检查的那个老人刚刚猝死在医院门口了!The doctor thought quickly .医生想了一下说"那把他的尸体倒转过来,让人家以为他是在来医院的路上"。
妙语短篇b2翻译（AshortB2）
妙语短篇b2翻译（A short B2）1. true loveKevin and Angela love each other very much. He wants to marry her very much"We've known each other for a year, Angela," he said. "I want you to be my wife. Will you marry me?"""I don't know, Kevin," Angela said. "A year isn't very long.I don't think I know you well."""What do you want to know?" Kevin asked. "You can ask questions you like to ask."""OK," Angela answered. She thought carefully and said, "that's my first question: can I do what I like?"""Honey, of course you can," Kevin said"That's my second question: can you ask my mother to live with us?""Kevin doesn't like Angela's mother, but he says, "sure, honey. She wants to stay as long as she can."""That's my third question," Angela said. "Will you take me shopping every Saturday afternoon?""Kevin loves sports. He is good at football and swimming. He often plays sports on Saturday afternoon, but he says..."Sure, I will, dear."""My last question," Angela said. "It's like this: will you stay with me without looking at all your friends?""Kevin has a lot of friends, but he says, "yes, honey, if that's what you want. Now tell me, will you marry me?"""No", Angela said"Why not?" Kevin asked"Because now I know you're not a liar is a fool" Angela told him.2. secrets to successGeorge Wilson secretly owns a store where he sells and repairs watches.One day his daughter got married, and her husband, James, came to work for him soon."I'll teach you, I know everything about watches," George told him.For the first few weeks, James served customers, dusted the shelves and learned where everything in the store. George was very pleased with him. He works hard and is polite and helpful to his customers.As James watched the front of the shop, George stepped up the repairs. He worked in a back room.About six months later, James said, "have you tried to teach me something else?""Yes, James, yes," George said. "It's time for me to teach you the secret of our success.""."I think I know that," James said. "You buy watches at a price and sell them at a higher price.". Different prices are our profit"."It's not what we do, it's real, but most of our profit making places," George said.He picked up a watch from the counter."What do you think of this watch?"" He asked James."It's a cheap watch," replied the young man. "We sell them without profit.". Maybe every dollar in each"."It's the wrong place for you, my boy," George said. "Those cheap watches make more profits at the store than on other watches.""."I don't understand," James said."Because they are really cheap, they always break," George toldhim. "We get our profits by repairing them".3. is almost certainWang Weilian is a man of bad temper. He often roars at people.He works in an office and his staff hates him.The worst part is his secretary, Rachel. She had to spend the whole day with him, and he was always rude to her."I really don't know how you can stay with him all day," one of her office friends said. "She's so bad to you.".""I'll teach him some day," Rachel said. "I'll make him act stupid in front of everyone."."A few weeks later, Rachel said to her friend again, "I have an idea, but you must help me."."She told her friend her idea."That's a good idea," said her friend. "Let's do it between eleven and twelve tomorrow.". I'll wait until the office is quiet, and everyone will hear what you're saying to him."On the morning of the second day, Wang William's phone rang at 11:15. As usual, Rachel answered the phone for him."I'm Mr. Wang's secretary." She said.Everyone in the office stopped work and looked at her.Is this the phone call that all of them are waiting for?Yes, the room was quiet.Just a moment, please." Rachel said.She walked up to Wang Weilian.I'm sorry, Mr. Wang. I think there's a phone call for you." She said."I think so."!" Cried Wang Weilian. "I think so."! I think so!I didn't ask you to pay for my salary, I guess! Don't you understand, stupid?!""Well, sir," said Rachel, "the man on the phone didn't call your name.". He only said "the grumpy old dumbass in the office?""4. the twinsThere is a man who has two sons. They are twins. They were born almost at the same time and looked exactly alike. But they have one of the most important differences.One son is an optimist, and the other a pessimistOptimists always think that good things are going to happen. Pessimists always think about bad things.Their father is worried about his two sons. He knows that there are always bad things in life and good things happen. He does not want his son to be always pessimistic or optimistic. He told the problem to his friend li."What can I do to cure their foolish optimism and pessimism?"" He asked his friend.Li mused for a moment. Then he said, "when's their next birthday?"""Oh, just next Wednesday."." The father answered. "This is their 12 year old birthday.""That's great."!" Li said. "You just do what I tell you.". Give your pessimistic son a great gift. Give your optimistic son a bad gift. This will cure their pessimism and optimism."The father did as his friend told him.On Wednesday morning, the two sons opened their birthday presents respectively.This is always a pessimistic son, looking at his presents first. It was a very expensive gold watch, but he didn't seem to like it very much. He said, "I don't like it at all.". I bet it can't walk on time! It will always go faster or slower, and it may often be bad!Then I'll spend more money to fix it."Then the optimistic son looked at his present. He is very fond of his present. "Look! My father gave me a shoelace." He said. He raised the shoelace high and smiled happily."I haven't found any new shoes yet, but I'm sure they're around."!"5. betOne day, June Smith visited his family doctor. Edward Swain.Dr.Swain was a bearded old man"What's up, June?" Dr.Swain asked her"I'm worried about my son, Teddy.," June said. "I can't stop him from gambling. He used all his money to bet on horses. Not just betting on horses. He gambled on everything. He didn't care what it was."""I've cured a gambling man before," Dr.Swain said. "Give him to me. I'll tell him.""A week later, Dr.Swain spoke to Mrs.Smith on the phone"I think I've healed your son," he said"That's great. How did you do it?"""Well," said the doctor, "it's strange." when we were talking, he looked at my beard. Suddenly he said, "I bet 50 dollars. Your beard is fake."""Oh, my God!" said June"Nothing," said the doctor. "I know what to do." my beard is not fake. "I'll tell him," I'll prove it. """Can I pull your beard to prove it?" asked your son""I think it's a chance to teach him, so I said, 'yes, you can pull my beard.'""Well, he pulled it, and he soon found out that my beard was real." the doctor smiled. "He had to give me $50., so he cured him of gambling."""Doctor," Mrs.Smith said. "You're wrong. You didn't cure him, but you made him worse."""So what?"""The day before you went to your place, you bet $100 bucks and you would have asked him to pull your beard."!"6. curePasty is in the hospital. Her friend Mary goes to see her. She finds her lying on the bed with a bandage on her face"Pasty!" Mary said. "What's the matter with you?"""When I woke up this morning," Pasty said, "I've got aheadache.""Headache!""Yes, so I'm going to see the doctor."""You look like you have broken a bone in your body," Mary said"I know, I have -- well, almost."""What happened?"""Well, I told the doctor I had a headache, and then he said he wanted to do more exercise, so I went for a walk in the park""The park is not dangerous," Mary said. "It's beautiful there."""Well, yes. When I looked up at a bird in the tree, I fell upside down. I twisted my ankle and couldn't walk. Someone called an ambulance""But you don't have to twist your ankle to bandage those bandages," Mary said"Oh, I know," Pasty said. "But the problem is that the ambulance man lifted me to the stretcher. When they lifted me into the ambulance, I fell off the stretcher and fell on my foot."""But why do you have bandages on your arms?" Mary asked"Well, when I arrived at the hospital, the doctor gave me some painkillers, and then I fell asleep. Unfortunately, he got my name wrong."""Then another doctor operated on my arm," Mary said"That's right," Pasty said. "But I can't complain. My own doctor is right."It's good for me to go for a walk in the park. My headache has completely disappeared"7. please contact the information desk8., the price of steakTom is a shopkeeper. He has a shop in a small corner. This is the business hours. There are many different things from seven in the morning to 11 in the evening. Tom tried hard at his shop, but he had a good business and he was happy.Then there is a supermarket across the street. The supermarket is ten times the size of Tom's shop.The supermarket manager wants to leave Tom's customers away. He found that Tom's price also made him lower than Tom's..The crowd quickly stopped buying things from Tom's shop. They bought everything from the supermarket instead. Soon Tom's business was bad and he was very angry."It's not fair," Tom said. "I have to do something to teach the supermarket manager a lesson."The steak at the supermarket is $5 per pound. Tom put the flag at his window, "steak - $4.50 per pound."."Second days, the price in the supermarket steak is 4.25 U. S. dollars per pound. Tom changed his window and looked, "steak - $4 per pound."."An hour later, the sign said in the supermarket, "steak -- 3.75 dollars per pound."." Ten minutes later, Tom said on the window, "steak -- 3.50 dollars per pound."."Five minutes later, the supermarket said, "steak -- 2.50 dollars per pound."." 20 minutes later, Tom's window sign said, "steak -- 1 dollars per pound."."The supermarket manager crossed the road to Tom's shop. "This price cut must be stopped," he said. "My steak costs $4 per pound.". I sold it for 2.50 dollars a pound. I lost every minute of my money!""I'm going to stop cutting interest rates on all my prices," Tom said. "If you're willing to stop, you have to cut interest rates."."The supermarket manager agreed, and the two shook hands.Tom smiled. He didn't lose any money in a steak. He doesn't sell steak.9. seize the dayTom Jefferson likes to go fishing. He spends most of his life by the river.He likes to be alone in the fresh air, where no one disturbs him, and time flies for him.However, he is not a good catch. He didn't go fishing the wrong bait, and the cable was too fast.For whatever reason, he always catches big fish for them.But he just didn't confess it to his wife. He felt that if his wife knew he was wasting his time, he would complain incessantly. The wife will not let him go fishing, or even let him take her shopping! It was important for Tom, and his concealment made his wife think he was a good catch.To keep it hidden, Tom bought fish in the fish shop on his way back from the fishing. Then he would say to his wife that he caught big fish and ate big fish at dinner. One night, Tom, who was nothing, stopped at the fish shop on his way home."I want three perch." He said to the clerk. Throw it at me, and I can say to me again that I caught them. "The clerk smiled and said, "I advise you to buy a good salmon.".""Why?"" Tom asked."Your wife has been here an hour ago," she said. "If you come.",I'll make sure you catch a salmon."10. short holidaysAaron works for a company in a city. He worked very hard and was looking forward to his holiday.He used to go to the beach before taking a holiday. But one year, he saw an ad in the newspaper: "enjoy life in the country.". For a few weeks on the Lee farm, you can enjoy: delicious food, fresh air, horseback riding, walking, fishing. Reasonable price.""That's a good idea," he thought. "I'm going to spend a month in the house, enjoy the ride, and go for a walk and go fishing. It must be different from sitting on the beach."Four days later, he came back."What happened to Lee House?"" His friend asked him, "don't you like the country life there?"""Country life is good," Aaron said. "But there is one problem.""What?"""On the first day, a sheep died.". Our meal is roast mutton."Fresh meat is best.""I know, but on the second day, an ox died.". So we had roast beef.""You're so lucky.".""You don't know," said Aaron. "Third days, a pig died. We'll have roast pork.""Eat a different barbecue every day.".""Let me finish," Aaron said. "Fourth days, the farmer died. I dare not stay there for dinner."11. a free meal"I'm hungry," pat said to his friend, "Mike.". "Let's go somewhere to eat."They walked along the road until they came to an expensive restaurant."That's all right," said Pat. "This is the only place we need."."He opened the door and they went in.The head waiter came up to them at once."A table for two, gentlemen?" he asked."Yes.". Best table."He led them to a table near the window. He handed them the menu and left.Pat and Mike looked at him carefully, then ordered the menu, the most expensive dishes, and a bottle of good wine.An hour later, they almost finished their meal. This is the best food they've ever had, and now they're having dessert.Suddenly, pat looked into his plate carefully."What's this?" he cried, pointing to something small and black. The head waiter is hurrying to their table."Look at this!" pat said to him in a loud voice. "There's a dead fly in my dessert.". That's terrible. I think it's a good restaurant, but I'm wrong."The foreman was very embarrassed. I'm sorry, sir. Don't talk so loud. You upset other customers. I'm sorry about the flies. I'm afraid there are mistakes, even in the best restaurants. We shouldn't, of course, free your meals."Soon after that, Mike and pat passed by a hotel."Let's go for a drink," Pat said. "I still have a dead fly."12. birds (unable to find the original text and translation onthe Internet)13. a generous giftA woman, a church charity, a fundraiser. The money she collects will be given to a poor child without parental care.She went to find residential apartments and houses. She knocked on the door, to the people for money.She always says the same thing."Good morning.",I'm collecting some church charities. Please give generously. We need 5000 dollars." Then she took out a collection box. Most people put a few coins into a box.An artist lives in an apartment. He opened the door."Good morning," she said. "I'm collecting church charities. Please give generously. We need 5000 dollars."The artist thought for a moment and then said, "sorry, I don't have any money.". However, I'll give you a picture. It costs 400 dollars."The woman thanked the artist very much and took the picture off.A week later, she appealed to him."I'm sorry to trouble you," she said, "but we still need more money.". I need another 100 dollars. Could you do me a favor?"Of course," said the painter. "I will increase the value of my paintings to $500."14. magic (omitted)15. helping handsJane Warner's husband, Jack, was sent to prison for two years, and while he was stealing into jail, Jane had a very difficult time.She has two children, but she has no job. Her husband, of course, did not get any money, and the only way she got a small amount of money came from the government."I don't know we're going to make a living," she wrote. "My husband only gets enough money in jail to pay the rent.". There is not enough money for food. I think I'll grow vegetables in the garden. They will grow fast. We can grow vegetables."The garden is large and quiet, and many are covered with grass.When Jack Warner received his wife's letter, he answered right away."Don't dig the garden," he wrote. "The money I stole is hiding in that place."."All the letters will be read by a guard before the prisoner is posted.When the guard read Jack's letter, he handed it to the guard.When the guard read it, he called the police. He told them that Jack wrote to his wife.The police went to Jack's house at once. They carried their forks and shovels with them. They dug the garden, the money, but they did not find anything.When they had gone, Mrs. Warner wrote to her husband."The police are here today," she wrote. "They dug out all the grass. What should I do?"Her husband immediately replied, "grow vegetables."."。
妙语短篇A1之2、theholeintheground
妙语短篇A1之2、theholeintheground2、【the hole in the ground】【地上的坑】There was once a farmer who lived near a road.It was not a busy road, but from time to time, cars passed the farm.Near the farm gate, there was a large hole in the road.This hole was always full of water, and the drivers of the cars could not see how deep the hole was. They thought it was probably shallow.Then when they drove into the hole, they could not drive out because it was so deep.The farmer did not spent much time working on his farm. He spent most of it watching the hole.When a car drove into it, he pulled the car out with his tractor and charged the driver a lot of money for doing this.One day, the driver of a car said to him, "Y ou must make a lot of money pulling cars out of this hole night and day.""Oh, no," the farmer said. "I don't pull cars out of the hole at night. At night I fill the hole with water.'曾经有一个农夫住在马路旁边。
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1.饮食mrs.tan担心她的体重。
"我太胖" ，她告诉她的朋友，"我要减去很多的重量，但我不知道怎样做" 。
"去看看dr.wei " ，她的朋友说，"他会告诉你如何减轻体重" 。
于是mrs.tan就去访问dr.wei ，并告诉他，她的问题。
"这有什么难的" ，他告诉她，"你需要做的就是节食.”，我会给你一个规定的饮食。
他开始写在一张纸上。
"多吃水果和蔬菜,还有瘦肉和谷物。
当他完成时，他交给她一张纸。
"给你. "他说，"吃这些东西，你将很快减轻重量" 。
几周后，mrs.tan的朋友来看望她。
她的朋友惊讶地看到，她甚至比以前还要胖!她在吃一个巨大的巧克力夹心蛋糕和冰淇淋。
"我以为你在节食" ，她的朋友说。
"哦，对."她回答说, "我现在已经有了规定的饮食里的所有的食物，现在，我在吃我的晚餐" 。
2. 休假汤姆讨厌上学，总是找借口不去上学。
如果他打喷嚏，他就叫他妈妈写个纸条说他感冒了。
如果他头痛，他就叫他妈妈在上课时间带他去看病。
他呆在家里的时间比在学校的时间要多。
在他的确去上学的日子里，他就找借口早点回家。
一天早上他上了一半课就从学校回来了。
他爸爸很惊讶。
“你回来很早，”他爸爸问，“今天学校放学了吗？”“没有，爸爸，”汤姆说，“还没放学。
我提前回来了。
”“你怎么会提前回来了？”爸爸问，“你对老师说什么了？”“我告诉她我有了一个小弟弟，我得回家帮你。
”“但是你妈妈生了一对双胞胎，”爸爸说，“一个男孩，一个女孩。
你有一个小弟弟和一个小妹妹。
”“是的，我知道，爸爸，”汤姆说，“我要等下个星期再说我有个小妹妹了。
”3. 情书珍妮戈登是一个善良又美丽的女人，在她结婚之前，很多男人都很喜欢她。
他们中的许多人写信给珍妮，告诉她她有多么完美，他们有多么爱她并且希望她能嫁给他们。
珍妮把所有的信都保存了起来。
她把这些信用一条红丝带捆紧然后把它们放进一个很旧的盒子里。
她从来都没有看过它们因为她的婚姻非常美满，但是，这些信是珍妮生活的一部分所以她不想扔掉它们。
珍妮有了一个女儿，苏。
苏已经六岁了。
一天，珍妮不得不离开苏半个小时。
“做个好女孩，”她说。
“自己安静地玩。
如果你需要什么东西，去找隔壁的女士。
”当珍妮回到家时，她问苏，“你有没有做一个好女孩？”“哦，当然，妈咪，”苏回答。
“我出去的时候你都做了些什么呢？”珍妮问她。
“我装成了邮递员，”她告诉珍妮。
“你怎样装成邮递员呢？亲爱的？”她问。
“你连一封信也没有。
”“不，我有，妈妈，”苏说。
“我在楼上的一个旧盒子里发现了一些。
它们用一条红色的丝带绑了起来。
我在街道上每一个邮箱里都放了一封信。
难道我不是一个好女孩吗？”4.快速服务一个人把一双鞋子拿到一家鞋店，并对修鞋匠说，“请帮我修这双鞋子。
”“当然可以，先生，”鞋匠说。
“什么时候能修好？”那个人问。
“我有点忙，但到星期四我会修好鞋子的。
”他说。
“很好，”那人说，并离开了那家店。
第二天早上，他收到一封信，提供他一份在国外的工作。
24小时内，他登上飞机去接受那份新工作。
二十年过去了，他回到了故乡。
他记起了那双鞋。
“那是一双好鞋，”他想，“我想知道鞋匠是否还在那儿，是否还有那双鞋。
我要去看看。
” 他很高兴看到鞋匠还在那家店里，虽然他已很老了。
“早上好，”他对鞋匠说，“二十年前，我拿了一双鞋子来修。
你记得还有那双鞋吗？” “名字？”老鞋匠问。
“史密斯，”那人回答。
“我去瞧瞧，或许在后面呢。
”鞋匠回到店的后面去，几分钟后又回来了，手里提着那双鞋子，“在这呢，”他说，“一双棕色的鞋子要修。
我有点忙，但可以到星期四把鞋子修好。
”5.偷伞的人一天，杰克的妻子正在清扫壁橱。
“看这些雨伞，”杰克的妻子对他说，“这里有八把伞而且都坏了。
”“我会把它们带到雨伞店去修，”杰克说，“他们还那么新，丢掉多可惜。
”杰克把八把伞带到雨伞店里然后把它们留在那里。
“它们明天就能修好，”店员说。
晚上他像往常一样坐公共汽车从办公室回家。
他坐在一个老女人旁边。
她的旁边有一把伞。
当公共汽车到站时，他捡起她的伞然后站了起来。
“哎！”那个女人说。
“那是我的伞。
”“实在对不起，”杰克说，把雨伞递给她。
“我没有多想。
请原谅我。
”第二天他从雨伞店取回雨伞然后坐上了车。
当他坐下时，一个声音从他身后响起：“你今天很成功啊！”他转过身看到了那个昨天拿伞的那个女人。
6.钓鱼很危险老彼得喜欢钓鱼,当他有空闲时间的时候他就会开车去乡村,找一个好的钓鱼的地方,然后花上好几个小时钓鱼.问题是大多数钓鱼的好地方都是私人的土地，所以彼得经常在土地的业主来的时候很快从水里拿起他的鱼杆然后逃走。
一天他坐在一个很富有的商人的房地产旁边的一条小河旁边，昏昏欲睡。
他被一个声音吵醒：“你用这个鱼饵钓鱼永远也钓不上来。
”彼得抬起头看到一个男人站在他身后。
“你什么意思？”彼得说，“这个鱼饵没有任何问题，我总是用这个。
我已经用它钓上来了30条鱼”。
“真有趣。
”男人说。
“你知道我是谁吗？”彼得摇了摇头。
“我是这块土地的业主。
”彼得很快的想了一下。
“你知道我是谁吗？”他问。
男人摇了摇头。
“我是这个庄园最爱撒谎的人。
”彼得对他说。
与此同时，他从水里拿起钓丝然后用他所能跑的最快的速度逃走了。
7.地震JOHNNY和他的妈妈和爸爸一起住在一座山上的一个小镇里。
一天，小镇附近发生了地震。
许多房屋都被损坏了。
每个人都想不久可能还会有另一次地震发生。
他们怕第二次地震会比第一次更糟糕。
“我们必须把JOHNNY送到一个安全的地方，”JOHNNY的妈妈对她的丈夫说。
“我们的许多朋友都把自己的孩子送到别的城镇的亲戚家里。
”“我会把他送到我弟弟彼得的家里。
”JOHNNY的爸爸说。
“他住的地方离这里很远。
JOHNNY在那里会很安全。
”他打电话给JOHNNY的叔叔彼得然后问他他是否能让JOHNNY和他一起住一段时间。
“他是一个好男孩，”他说“他不会给你带来任何麻烦。
”“好吧，”JOHNNY的叔叔彼得说，“但是我不习惯和孩子一起住，我需要一个安静的环境。
” “你不知道JOHNNY在这个房子里，”他的爸爸对彼得说。
所以五岁的JOHNNY就去和他的叔叔住在了一起。
两天后，他的爸爸和妈妈收到了一封来自彼得的电报。
上面说：“我把孩子还给你，请把地震送给我。
”8.家族的秘密ARNOLD WU是一个自豪的人，“我敢确定我的家族是城里最老的家族之一，”他经常这样告诉人们，“这有一段很长的历史。
”一天他去拜访一位家族历史的专家，李小姐。
“我希望你找到所有关于我的家族的事，”他说。
“我们是从哪里来的？谁是第一个姓吴的人？我们的家族里有非常著名的人吗？我有一些很富有的亲戚吗？”“好的，”李小姐说“但是这会花费你2000美元。
”ARNOLD想了想。
2000美元是很多钱。
最后他说“好的，但是付了这2000元我要一个完整的家族历史。
我需要所有的细节。
”专家同意了。
“3个月之后来这里，”她说3个月后他再次拜访了李女士。
“好了，”他说“你找到了所有关于我的家族的事情了吗？”“是的。
”她说。
“这是一个很有趣的家族，所以现在价格提高到了5000美元。
”“5000美元！”ARNOLD大叫起来，“但是你告诉我只需要花费2000美元。
”“我知道，2000美元是找到关于你的家族的历史，”她说。
“另外3000美元是为我找出的事情保密！”9.没意思西蒙过完五岁生日的两天后,他第一次去了学校.他的妈妈给他买了新衣服,还有一个装钢笔和书本的特别的书包.学校离家很远，所以西蒙的妈妈早上送他去学校，在学校大门口离开了他。
“高兴一点，西蒙，”她说。
“要听话。
如果你表现不好的话老师会告诉我的。
”之后她离开了西蒙，回到了家。
3点半的时候她来到学校接西蒙回家。
她和许多家长一起在门外等着。
不一会儿西蒙就出来了并飞快地跑向她。
“第一天在学校过的怎么样？”她问他。
他摇了摇头。
“不好，”他说。
“我永远也不会再回来了。
”他的妈妈感到很惊讶。
“出了什么事吗？”她问西蒙。
“有人对你不友好吗？”“不。
”他回答。
“你在敷衍我？”她问他。
“为什么你不想再去学校了？”“不，”他回答。
“告诉我理由。
”他的妈妈说。
“好吧，我不会读，不会写，不会拼写，不会做数学题，老师也不让我说话。
我什么都不能做那么上学有什么意思吗？”10.长寿一个男人在集市上卖药。
一开始他卖一种治感冒的瓶装的药剂，而且一瓶只卖一美元。
许多人都想买这种药于是男人的助手在人群里飞快地移动去收钱然后把治感冒的药递给人们。
当他的面前聚集了大量的人时，他举起了一个非常小的瓶子。
“现在，女士们和先生们，”他叫道“这是一种你们一直在等待的药。
长生不老药，仅仅喝一瓶你就会永远活在这世界上。
”“还有，女士们先生们，”男人继续说，“我不想让你花费100美元买这瓶药，不想让你花费50美元买这瓶药，也不想让你花费25美元买这瓶药，女士们先生们，你们只用花费10美元买这瓶药。
想一想，我的朋友们，花10美元你就能永远活在这个世界上。
”大多数人们并不相信他说的。
一个人喊道，“如果它能让我们永远活在世界上，你为什么不喝呢？”另一个人叫道，“是啊，你看上去好象至少有60岁了。
”“谢谢，先生，谢谢，”男人回答，“我很高兴你能这么说，我真实的年龄是329岁。
”人们都笑了但是还有很少人愿意相信他说的。
其中的一个问那个助手，“他真的已经329岁了吗？”“不要问我，”助手说“我只为他工作了150年。
11.银行抢劫者一家银行被一个有武器的抢劫犯抢劫了。
他进入银行，走向银行的出纳员，他拿出一把手枪对着出纳员并说，”把所有钱都给我，不然我就开枪。
”出纳员非常害怕于是她照抢劫者说的做了。
过了一会儿，警察来了，他们问出纳员是否能告诉他们关于抢劫者的一些情况。
“他的脸上戴着一只长筒袜，”银行出纳员说，“我当时很害怕所以我无法说出他长的什么样。
”一周后，银行又被抢了。
“我敢确定他们是同一个人，”银行出纳员说。
“我没有看到他的脸，因为他的头上还套着一只长筒袜，但是声音是一样的。
”又过了一周，银行第三次被抢。
“这回又是同一个人吗？”警察问银行出纳员。
“哦，是的，我敢确定是，”银行出纳员说。
“我没有看到他的脸因为他的脸上还是套着一只长筒袜，但是声音是一样的。
”“你真的没有注意到这个人其他的特征吗？”警察问。
“一点点就够。
任何一点都能够帮助我们找到他。
”银行出纳员想了几分钟，说，“有一件事。
”“是什么呢？”警察期待地看着她。
“他每次来打劫我们的时候，”出纳员说，“他穿的都要比上次好。
”12.大孩子“你今天要好好照顾孩子，”一个女人对她的丈夫说，“我今天感觉不舒服。