英语话剧《孔雀东南飞》剧本完美版

Wanders every five miles

《孔雀东南飞》英语话剧

----------------------10级生物制药班

角色：焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)

刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)

焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)

刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)

太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)

强盗Burglars(ABandC)

Act1

J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is Wu Song. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m

not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?

My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,

smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!

(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)

My God!Who can help me?(下)

(JM作窃听状)

JM(拄拐棍上):I can! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?

L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum? JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.

L :OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up? JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy……

L:But……

JM:Never interrupt me!

L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……

JM:But all those you have done a renotas valuable as a grandson!

L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围

裙)Goandas k your son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,

扔在JM的脸上,下)

Act2

(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)

L:Mum,I’m back!

LM:You are back?Why?What happened?

L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.

LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at

yourself……

L:But,mum……

LM:Never interrupt me!

L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.

LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in themarket.He said:“If your daughter Haven’t been married,I really really

want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go and tell

him.(下)

L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have

done!(下)

Act3

(J睡眼惺忪上)

J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?

(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下)

Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!

(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself. (他的

肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no

breakfast!(捡起地上的围

裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her

excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my

mother and myself.