五人英语话剧剧本《The-Silber-Swindle》

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Heart brokenBilling：XiMenchuixueYeGuchengHuaManlouKingPanJinlianNarratage/soldierN：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you !X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name?Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?X: I am XiMenchuixue.Y:Ah XiMenchuixue?X: Yes, what’s wrong?Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu.X: Great, you know me !Y: But your wife is my first lover.X: WhatY抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and athree-year-old son to be looked after by me!X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!X: 拔刀砍向Y(Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去)X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y: Just drink it!X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha.Y: Do you still want to kill me?X: Sure! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……X可怜状: Help!Help! Where is the washroom?Y: What ?X: Toliet?Y: What ?X: The “WC”?Y: Oh, I see. go along this street to the end and turn left when you see a high building! You can’t miss it.X: Thanks, bye bye.X与J相遇X跑过来J举牌：Ladies roomJ: You saw me!? You animal, monster, bullshit! (一边拉拉锁一边说)I kill you!X: Oh, No! I am sorry honey, but you are so beautiful! What’s your name?J: My first name is Jinlian, and my family name is Pan.X: Oh, PanJinlian So nice name. I love you. You have the most beautiful face, nose and little lips. Would you like to marry me?J: Yes, I’d like to. But do you get married?X: Of course, ah…not! What about you?J: Um…neither am I. But do you have a ring to give me？X: I will get one for you.J: I love you. I will be right here waiting for you.N: Then XiMenchuixue go to find a ring. Let us see what happens to YeGucheng at the same time.Y: You see?? It is really terrible for a person not being good at English.Y掏出纸屑吹:This is XiMenchuixue now!H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y: Who are you?H: HuaManlou! Have you seen XiMenchuixue?Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……H惊讶: So, now, you are the best in the world!Y: Clever girl.H: You are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join us?Y: Yes, my pleasure.H: Ok, follow me. Let’s go to see my king!Y: Ok, Let’s go! My first lover in dreams.H: What?Y: Nothing.H:My dear king ! Let me introduce YeGucheng to you! （指Y）This is YeGucheng.K: Sit down please, YeGucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H: YeGucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , rainstorm or Aids?Y: Yes, I do.K: Gucheng , come closely. 给叶孤城戴上戒指（音乐停）X唱着上: Only you……(看到戒指) this ring will be mine!K: But who are you? Why should it belong to you?Y急切: King! Dear king! I must go now, my mother asks me to go back home to have dinner.X: I am XiMenchuixue. YeGucheng, come here! Give me the ringY: Here you are.(灰溜溜的过去)X转身准备离开K: Arrest him!X: I will kill anyone who is in my way, no matter he is a human being or a Buddha.S: I am the most handsome soldier in the world. My favorite is looking myself in the mirror. I am here. I am here! I am here! You can’t go, boyX拔刀捅个不停，S动作配合但不死X擦汗：I am too tired to kill you, but I will cut down your head.S: Oh, God! Where is my head? Without a head, I will be very, very ugly. World without being handsome, I would rather die. Ah…K: Ah, XiMenchuixue is really rude. You see The handsome soldier’s brain was broken into pieces. Tell Youlai building not to cook tofu brain as breakfast any more.N: Then, XiMenchuixue go to ladies room to meet his lover with the ring. But actually HuaManlou is XiMenchuixue’s wife. So… what will happen next?H: My dear husband, where are you going?X: Something important! Don’t follow me.H: But the ring should be mine. (X找到了金莲, but H 也跟来了.)H: Oh, shit(捂眼). What are you doing? You little bitch, I will kill you. Nine Yin bones claw?J: HaHaHa…! My son is Li Gang, I fear nothing(自信).Who the hell are you?H: I’m his wifeJ: You have a wife? You cheated me!X: But you have a son, named Li Gang. My heart is broken(扭头退场，留下背影)J: My heart is also broken(冲背影，也下场)H:（大喊）My heart is broken into pieces(冲背影)Fuck your sisters.N：At the same time, Ye Gucheng and the king are playing another legend story.Y: 转身准备离开K: Gucheng!? Are you going to abandon me?Y: I will!K: Why ?Y:Because I’m not a gay. Once, there was a sincere love available for me , but I did n’t cherish. Now I regret to die! If the god would give me another chance, I would have said to that girl “I love you” .If there must be a limit for it , I hope it was one night. But now ,my heart is broken(退场)K: Oh ,no. My heart is broken too. (退场)N：Every one is a fraud. Love is not a thing that you can buy whenever you want. At last, These people with broken heart go back to Tang dynasty, and they all become monks. Then……(放西游记的歌，白龙马最后出场，背后贴字“White Dragon Horse”End.。

英语话剧

英语话剧Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents. D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)D: Will you buy my hair?M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.D: Thank you. Bye.M: Bye.Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy . (Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )J: You-----?D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows veryfast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.J: You’ve cut off your hair?D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christma s Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package . D: What ?J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months! J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .J: Della, Let’s put our Chri stmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.礼物旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。

话剧--灰姑娘(英文版)

Parish of St Mary,HarringtonPantomime Script Here you find the script of the Cinderella pantomime we put on. If you find anything you can use, just go ahead and use it. All we ask is that you let us know if you have found this script helpful for anything you are doing by contactingus.Also available: Robin Hood pantomime ScriptSnow White and the 7 AliensAladdin Under the Sea Pantomime ScriptReturn in St Mary's home pageCinderellawritten by Judith DixonOpening SongScene 1 – the KitchenCinderella is ironing and singing with mice.Cinderella At last I have nearly finished all this work. Maybe I’ll be able to sneak out and have a walk (Stretching)I haven’t had a break since 5 this morning and I’d love some fresh air.Mother (off stage)There’s so much to do, where is that girl? Exit mice, frightened.Cinderella Oh dear here comes my stepmother and her gorgeous daughters Hyacinth and Rose. So much for a break,it’ll be more chores for Cinders as usual I’mafraid.Enter Mother and ugly sistersMother Have you finished the ironing yet?Cinderella Almost, I was just…Mother Well hurry up, we’ve got visitors coming and the drawing room needs to be hoovered and dusted. Hyacinth And the silver polished and we’ll be wanting tea and drop scones and chocolate cake and cucumbersandwiches at 3.45 precisely.Rose Who is coming for tea? Is it young single man witha delicious body or eve n an old single man or …Hyacinth Oh Rose, not every man who enters this house is a suitor for you.Rose Oh yes he is!Hyacinth and others Oh no he’s not!Rose Oh yes he is!Hyacinthetc Oh no he’s not!Rose Well OK maybe not every man!Hyacinth You must behave with a bit of decorum, men like a lady who knows how to entertain. I shall show our guestthat this is a house of dignity and style, Cinderella,the Wedgwood tea set of course!Rose But Hyacinth, at my age it is not natural to be without romance. I have such yearnings! When I waswith that Barry, he would buy me flowers and take meto restaurants. He complimented me and made me feelso feminine. It was so tragic that the relationshiphad to end.Hyacinth Yes, a pity he found his glasses after only a week.Still don’t be down hearted dear, there are allsorts of eligible men for us both and I don’t intendto let any more slip away. I’ll do what ever it takes!(Rubs her hands together greedily)Rose Well Mummy, who is coming for tea? Is it worth digging out that mini skirt or can I get away with the slacks? Mother The Prince’s friend Dandini is coming to discuss some business with your father, so I had better bethere to keep them right, your father is such a muddlehead!Rose Definitely the mini skirt, and maybe a boob tube. Cinderella You don’t want to frighten him, poor man!Hyacinth Gracious, a palatial visitor. Perhaps we’d better have the silver tea set. I must check we’ve got thequilted toilet tissue, just in case.Cinderella Excuse me, I’ve rather a lot to do and unless you’re going to help…Exit sisters and mother quickly making shocked/busy noises.OK, I’ll do it all myself, as usual.But Dandini, that is quite exciting. I wonder whatDaddy will be discussing with him.Enter Buttons with a football.Buttons Hello Cinders (tries to kiss her but she dodges him with the ironing basket) You busy?Cinderella No, I just felt like doing all this laundry for fun!What’s with the football?Buttons I’ve been discovered – Your father spotted me having a kick about in the yard last week and hereckons I’ve got some talent.Cinderella Of course you’ve got talent –ever since you scored that last minute equaliser in the match between theRed Dragon and the Brewery House…Buttons It was great wasn’t it. Anywa y, Baron Stoneybroke, your father, is going to be my personal manager.He’s having meetings with the coach of the Palaceteam to see if I can have a trial.Cinderella Ah… the coach of the Palace team isn’t Dandini is it?Buttons Yes – how did you know?Cinderella Because he’s coming here for tea this afternoon at (imitates Hyacinth) 3.45 precisely!Buttons Oh wow! Hey Cinders, can I serve the tea… please, please!Cinderella I don’t know, Buttons, you know how clumsy you can be, do you think it’s such a great idea? You’llprobably drop the scones.Buttons I thought they liked drop scones! Oh, I’ll be careful. Please.Cinderella Oh all right, but on your head be it. Now off you go, I’ve got work to do! Where’s that flour…Scene 2- at the palaceJones Pray silence for their Royal Highnesses His Majesty King Rufus of Harrington and his beauteous QueenHermione.King (aside to servant as he enters) Have you heard the score?Jones (whispers)Only 7-0 Your Majesty, our goalkeeper is improving!(The King looks pleased!)Queen Rufus, do try to enter your throne room properly. The villagers will gossip.King We really do need to scout for some new talent. Queen What do you care if the maidservants are ugly? King No dear, football talent! Our Palace team is a laughing stock. We are doing well this morning as weare only 7-0 down at half time! And that is againstHarrington Under 10s!Queen Well you should discuss it with Dandini, you know.Call him now Jones.There is another matter we need to sort out… PrinceWillia m’s marriage.King Oh good is he marrying that singer, what’s her name British Queers?… Britley Steers?Queen Good Heavens no, but he hasn’t actually found anyone else either and if he leaves it any longer it’ll betoo late. All the nice girls will be taken. I havean idea!King Oh no dear not another Royal Blind date! Cilla Black will refuse to do it after the last time when Williamrefused to pick any of the girls, declaring that theywere all obviously ghastly or they wouldn’t haveagreed to go on such a silly program in the firstplace!Queen This time it will be less public! We’ll have an enormous ball and invite all the most glamorousladies in the land. I’ll let “Hello” magazine knowand the “Times and Star” of course…King That does sound a bit public, but it is a good idea none-the-less.Enter Prince William in footy kit and DandiniDandini Hail Your Majesty! (Bows low before the King) William Hello Mum, Dad… Urm Hail (nods and kind of waves) King Well what was the final score?Dandini Not too bad actually, we played much better in the second half!King What was the score?Dandini Oh numbers don’t mean a thing. The game was taught and they kept on running for at least … 15 minutes. William If only we had some more young blood in the team.George Bowness and the lads from the Tuesday workingparty are very skillful with a ball, but the Under10s were running through their legs!King Dandini, tell me the score!Dandini 15-0, your Majesty.King 15 –0! Oh dear it’s so embarrassing. Beaten by a bunch of kids, whatever next? Listen Dandini,there’s a match on Friday, against the Scouts. Thisis your last chance. I’m not a violent man, but wewin that match or you’ll be …(gestures a knifestabbing Dandini repeatedly)Dandini OK! OK, I get the picture. Leave it to me your Majesty.Queen William, my dear, we’ve arranged a real treat for you. A little party on Friday night, well an enormousball actually. We’ll invite all the most beautifulgirls in the land and you only have to choose one. William Only one, huh.Dandini At least you know they won’t turn you down. William They’re not allowed to. What chance have I got of finding one who actually likes me?King They don’t have to like you, they just have to live with you. Poor girl, whoever she is she will have herhands full.Scene 3 - In a sports shopCinderella is selecting football boots with salesman. Cinderella I’m not saying money is no object, but I do want to get good ones.Salesman Well these ones are the best at £150. And they have the designer label. But these ones are good too at£15.99, but they don’t have a designer label. Cinderella Well what is the difference between them? Salesman Urm… well these ones have this fantastic designer label you see.Cinderella OK. So if I don’t care about the label are they just the same?Salesman Oh no! Because these ones have the designer label of course!Cinderella Right I think I understand. Thank you.Salesman I’ll let you decide, shall I.Enter Prince William to choose some bootsWilliam Now which boots will improve my game? (Picks up designer boots)Cinderella Do you know anything about these? I want to buy some for my friend Buttons who is trying out for a placeon a big team. I just don’t know which ones tochoose.William (aside) She’s so beautiful! (To Cinderella) Well it depends how seriously he takes his football. Cinderella (aside) He’s gorgeous, but he’s gone for the expensive ones so he must be a big football star. Hewon’t be interested in a scullery girl! (To William)Well, he lives for his foo tball, it’s the only thingin his life!William (aside) Obviously not the only thing – whoever this bloke Buttons is he’s got the perfect girlfriend.(To Cinderella) He’s a lucky guy to have such agirl… er.. um.. talent!Cinderella Well I’d better get t hese ones then. Thank you for your advice.She goes to the till with the expensive boots.William I’ve been looking for girls all this time and whenI finally find the one I want she is going out withsomeone else.Cinderella I’m all in a whirl, just fro m talking to him. I bet he plays for one of those premier teams. If only mysisters would let me watch TV, I’d probablyrecognise him.Sing separatelyScene 4 – The kitchenEnter Mother and FatherFather Now dear I have business with Mr Dandini and it really is no concern of yours.Mother Don’t be ridiculous, Torquil, you can’t invite Palace officials to tea and not introduce your wifeand daughters. He would consider it most rude. Father Well, I suppose it wouldn’t harm to introduce you briefly.Mother That’s right Darling. (To off stage)Girls, tea will be in the drawing room.Enter ugly sistersHyacinth Well I should think so too. Imagine entertaining Mr Dandini in the kitchen.Rose What about the decorators Mummy? That Laurence Llewellyn Bowen is still working on the Drawing Room. Mother What? He’s been in there for three weeks.Rose Yes, (rubbing her hands)I’m still working on him. Hyacinth It’ll have to be Parlour then.father Oh no my train set is laid out in there.Mother You’ll be laid out in a minute. Laid out flat. Rose We could use the Conservatory.Mother Oh dear I’ve been flower arranging in there and there are petals everywhere. Well short of servingtea in the bedroom, we’d better tell Cinders to tidythe kitchen.Father My dearest Cinderella always keeps the kitchen tidy.Anyway she’s gone out. She said Buttons would beserving tea this afternoon.Hyacinth Tea in the kitchen!Rose Buttons serving! This is humiliating!Hyacinth I was so looking forward to it.Rose I have a headacheHyacinth I have indigestion.Both We’re going to bed!Exit ugly sisters sobbing.Enter Buttons with DandiniFather Mr Dandini, I’m so pleased to welcome you to my beautiful, er um humble home. Please sit down. MayI present my wife Clarissa.Mother I’m sor ry to say that my two daughters are ill disposed, or well just ill actually, and won’t beable to join us.Buttons Thank goodness. A blessing Sir I assure you. Dandini I’m sorry to hear that, but this is not a social call, I’m here on business. I believe y ou have a proposalfor me.Father Indeed I have Sir. I have discovered a talent for football.Dandini Right, we have quite a lot of players of your ..er..generation Sir. I was really looking for someoneyounger.Buttons (laughing)Not him, oh no, that’s funny. He can’t kicka ball!Father What my young protégé is trying to say, is that I am not speaking of my own talent but of his.Dandini Who you?Buttons has got a ball and is showing offButtons Yessir. I play non-stop and could score past fifty David Seamans, just give me a chance to show you. Dandini Careful, oh you’ve squashed my hat!Father I would be prepared to let you have him for five big ones!Dandini Five pounds you say, well we could perhaps give hima trial.Father Five thousand pounds I mean.Buttons squeals and spills the tea he was pouring, all over Dandini.Dandini Ow - what are trying to do? Five thousand pounds, are you mad?Mother Here let me just wipe that off.Dandini escapes as they all fuss after him.Father That didn’t go as well as I’d hoped.Mother I should think not!Buttons What were you thinking - £5000?Father What about you, pouring tea over him?Buttons Well that’s my career over.Father You’re right about that, you can pack your bags and leave this house tomorrow. Idiot.And that’s our holiday plans ruined.Mother You mean we needed that money for our trip to St Tropez.Father Of course, your daughters dresses have cleaned us out, we haven’t a penny to spare.Scene5 – At a bus stopButtons This is my last chance now th at I’ve ruined things with Dandini.Cinderella Oh Buttons, do you have to go all the way toManchester?Buttons Your father has fired me so I have nothing to keep me here!Cinderella Nothing? Buttons your friendship means everything to me, and I shall miss you so much.Buttons Cinderella, If there is more than friendship between us, I’ll stay here. Just say the word… you know I’dgive up any old football for your love.Cinderella Oh Buttons, you’re like a brother to me, but I can’t make myself feel what I don’t and your trial forManchester United is so important. I know it’s notHarrington Palace, but it’s the next best thing! Igot you these. (She gives him the football boots) Buttons Cinders these are great, how did you know? These are the best!Cinderella Oh someone helped me.Buttons Someone special?Cinderella Well, he was kind of amazing I have to admit, but I’ll probably never see him again so…Buttons I hope he’s good enough for you, if anyone ever hurt you I’d…Cinderella I know, I know…but not ev eryone has such exalted feelings about me, you know. Anyway, you’ll missyour bus.Buttons Then it’s goodbye. Can I have a hug?Enter PrinceCinderella hugs Buttons and kisses his cheek.Cinderella Take care, and come back soon my dear.Prince It’s her, and this must be Buttons. They’re obviously in love. Oh well, I’ll just have to trymy luck at the ball.Exit ButtonsCinderella notices the Prince and wipes her eyes.Cinderella Oh hello again.William Hello, I suppose that was Buttons.Cinderella Yes, but he’s leaving for Manchester. I’ll miss him so much.William Leaving? How could he leave you? You poor child, you need a shoulder to cry on, come here. There, there,don’t cry.He puts his arms round her. Both are smiling but without the other seeing.William I don’t even know your name.Cinderella I’m Cinderella.William I’m William, I live just outside town at the pa…by the woods.Cinderella How lovely, I like to walk there and see the Palace.Have you ever met any of the royal family? I saw theQueen on a walk about once.William Oh I see them around occasionally.Mother’s voice off stageMother Cinderella, where are you girl? Come here at once. Cinderella Oh I have to go, excuse me William.Exit CinderellaWilliam See you soon Cinderella. I hope.Scene 6 – At a football pitchDandini enters followed by 4 players in mismatched football strip Dandini Right you lot, we’ve an important match on Friday and we have some training to get in. Let me see youin pairs dribbling round these cones. No I meandribbling the ball!They bump into each other and the balls get mixed up.No.1 pass the ball to No. 2, no, not into the bushes.No 3 , can you watch where you’re going, careful,oh no.They fall in a heap.No 1 That was better than last week.No 2 Yes, we are showing improvement.No 3 Is it time for a break yet?Dandini No no no! No breaks until you can do it right! Start again.No 1 Did you see Brookside last night?Dandini This is not a time for chatter! You should be so out of breath you can’t talk!No 2 No, I missed it, I was taking Dolores to the Bingo. No 4 My missus loves bingo, wouldn’t miss it. I have to take her down so I stay on to keep her company. No 3 It’s grand for the ladies isn’t it. Mind you, I wona tenner last week.No 2 That’s nothing, I won a hundred in May, Legs Eleven is my lucky number.By now they are just standing chatting, Dandini is looking at his fixtures book.Dandini What is going on? This is supposed to be a training session, not a bingo anonymous meeting.No 1 Oh calm down Dandy, we’ll be fine on Friday. Dandini Fine? Like you were fine last week, or the week before that? And don’t call me Dandy! Oh no here comestrouble.Enter 2 scoutsScout 1 Hi you lot, are you training for the match?Scout 2 We were out last night. We ran 8 miles and put in 2 hours of skill work.Dandini 8 miles? This lot haven’t even walked 8 miles between them in the last year.Scout 1 Well I’m sure what you lack in fitness you make up for in experience.The scouts start to dribble the balls round the players, who huddle up as though they were prisoners.Scout 2 Yeah, our team are trembling in case your experience scores a goal.Scout 1 We’ve some experience of our own, we are unbeaten this season you know after 10 games.More Scouts join them and kneel along the front of the stage to sing“We’re riding along on the crest of awave”Player 1 Hey is this a pantomime or a gang show? We can sing too you know, (aside)it’s just football we haveproblems with. Why don’t we try out thisHarrington song. You’l l find it on the back of theprogrammes? (To audience)You can join in if you knowthe tune.All sing Harrington song.Scout 1 OK. We’ll see who can sing the best. We’ll take this side and you can have that lot. We’ll go first. Right side sing.Scout 1 That was fantastic. (Throws sweets to right side.) Player 1 Now it’s our turn.Left side sing.Player 1 Told you we’d be the best. ( Throws sweets to leftside)We’ll sing all together one more time.All sing. Scouts and players exit up the aisle throwing sweets to all. INTERVALScene 7 – In the kitchenFerocious barking heard off stage!Cinderella No Fluffy, no! Stop eating the postman!She collects a mangled, torn dripping envelope from off stage.Cinderella What’s this? I can just about decipher it.I think it’s from the palace.Suddenly the ugly sisters enter with their mother close behind. Rose The palace you say?Hyacinth What does it say?Mother Give it to me girl, at once!Cinders hands over the slobbery document gladly and unnecessarily heavily into her stepmother’s hand.Mother Oh, er, thank you. Now let me see. “TheirHighnoses… sorry, Highnesses, the King and spleen,no.. Queen (blooming dog!) of Harrington aredelighted to invite all the eligible maidens of theKingdom to a ball in honour of Prince William.”Rose A ball.Hyacinth How wonderful!Mother (Looking critically at her daughters, preferably through a monocle!)There’s work to be done! Cinderella What shall I wear?Rose (Coming out of a trance?)You wear? It said eligible, you can’t go!Cinderella Oh yes I can!Sisters Oh no you can’t!Cinderella (urging the audience to support her)Oh yes Ican! etcHyacinthStop dreaming girl, you know you haven’t achance –Mother will fix it for you …to stay at home!!! MotherNow, now don’t be unkind. Cinderella, ifyou have finished all the Spring cleaning and I mean followingall Mrs Beeton’sinstructions about dusting behindpictures, polishing the underside of allfurniture,repainting all scruffy skirting boards etc.And if youcanfind something suitable to wear, then you are mostwelcome to come to theball!HyacinthSee. By the way Rose, mother said we haveto wear something suitable, that means as little of yourblotchy flesh showingas possible!RoseComing from you. No doubt yourimpression of suitable is to dress up in a tablecloth done up to the neck. HyacinthI assure you, I am very well acquaintedwith the appropriate costume for a ball. When we were atFinishing school inSwitzerland I attended thelessons while you were out every night with somelocalruffians.RoseOh yes. I had some unfinished businesswhen we finished at finishing school.MotherCome along, we’ll have to findsomething!Exit Mother and sistersCinderellaMrs Beeton. Mrs Beeton. Oh what I would doif I could lay hands on that Mrs Beeton. I ha ven’t got a dress,or a hope ofdoing this work… If only Buttons werehere. At least he would be able to help.Well I hopehe’s done well at the football trials.Scene 8 – astreetDandiniThis is dreadful. I’ve got to findsomeone who can play football.Prince This is awful. I’ve got to pick somegirl and the only one I want is deeply in love with someonecalled... TogetherButtons!PrinceWhat did yousay?DandiniButtons, he’s our lastchance!PrinceYou know him? He’s the luckiest manalive and a world class footballe r. You’d never get him to play forourteam.DandiniI think you’ve got him mixed up, he’smuddle head and an oaf, but he’s under fifty and keen so we’ll haveto give hima try! Oh good here comes his managernow.Hey there Stoneybroke.Enter Mother and Fatherladen with parcels from the shops. As they realise who this is hailing them,they bow and drop all the parcels.BaronOh dear. Your Highness, your …(ToDandini) Veryimportantness. Um, er. Oh dear. MotherPreparations for the ball you see. Mydaughters are so be autiful and dying to meet you…DandiniYes yes, but what aboutButtons?Mother and Fathertogether(confused)Buttons?DandiniWe need him for the football matchtomorrow. FatherBut, but…DandiniDon’t worry we’ll pay up, £5000if we win the match!!!!He’d better be worth it.Mother(Interrupts herhusband)Well that will be fine. He’ll be there and you won’t regret it.Exit Prince andDandiniFatherBut Clarissa, Buttonshas gone toManchesterfor trialsfor Manchester United, we’ll never get him back here by Friday. MotherO f course he’ll comeback. Everyone has romantic ideals about playing for the home team and Goodnessknows Buttons is a romantic.FatherWell, I hope you’re right.Scene 9 - thekitchenHyacinthLook what I’ve justgot RoseWhat?HyacinthIt’s a magic mirror.Look. Mirror, mirror on thewallWho is the fairest of themall?MirrorYou can’t ask that. It’s acrime! I’m in the wrongpantomime HyacinthYes, yes, don’t put up afight I am rather like SnowWhite.RoseNo you’re not, youfoolYou resemble more amule.HyacinthOh what do you knowJust let the mirrorshowRose(pushing Hyacinth out of theway) Mirror, mirror, on the wallWho is the fairest of themall? MirrorSorry to say, I haven’t aclueBut I’d hazard a guess: it’snot you. Hyacinth(pushing Roseaside)I knew it, yes its meThat’s the only answer thatcan be MirrorNo, no, no, it’s nottrueI know its notyou.HyacinthI will ignore all you’vesaid Now tell us who the Princewill wed MirrorThe answer is notRoseJust look at thatnose!HyacinthPoor Rose. NevermindThe truth is not alwayskindMirrorHyacinth will find it hard to find afellaThe fairest of them all isCinderellaHyacinthBah, what nonsense!RoseWhat do you expect? Downloading magicfor mirrors from the internet indeed! Get a grip!Rose and Hyacinth storm offMirrorYes, Cinderella- its quite a task we’veset herOh and what a part to giveour Rector!Scene9aJonesThis is the ball room Madam. Willthat be all? JoanneErm, yes thank you, I think we’llmanage.Jones exits leftJulieIs this it? It doesn’t look like anight club.Chris tineIt’s not a night club, it’s apalace.JulieWhat are we doing in apalace?JoanneWe got a gig!(Jumping up and downwith excitement)This is our big break, girls. If we get noticed here,it’llbe the big time for us, just you wait and see! ChristineWell, we were really rich and famous afterwe won that TV competition –“Pop Groups”.JulieYeah but that was months ago andafter two hit singles we sank without a trace. Poor Joanne even applied to goonBig Brother, but they hadn’t heard of her so shedidn’t make it on to CelebrityBig Brother and nobodywatches the other one so it didn’thelp.Joanne(To Christine) Then there yoursolo career. You lost 15 stones and sang your heart out, but all thepaperstalked about was your affair with thatfootball manager.ChristineAt least the papers talked about me.JulieWell I gave the ultimate sacrificeand tried getting pregnant, but I still didn’t get famous and nowI’ve got topay the child minder every time we geta gig.JoanneWell that doesn’t happen very often, soquit complaining.JulieYou’re one to talk about complaining. You moaned for months when you werebanned from the Galloping Horsefor that Karaoke singing.JoanneWell, it was embarrassing. They saidI’d ruined a good song, but it was our song! Anyway, at least Ihaven’tbeen banned from Ashcrofts yet.JulieThat was completely unjustified. Iwas not loud and tuneless every time I went in there, it was the baby crying.That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! ChristineThis posh palace do, what is it anyway, aroyal ball? JoanneThat’s right so we need to be a bitclassy. ChristineYeah, just like those girls, AtomicKitten.JulieSo what are wecalled?ChristineHmm, what about AtomicPuppy?JulieNice idea, but it lacksoriginality, what about Nuclear Hamster?JoanneWe want to achieve that s assy, sort of “we could have been brain surgeonsbut we chose this because our talent was irrepressible”. Do you like “ElectronicGoldfish”? ChristineSounds like an advert for Duracell. Ithink we should try a different train of thought, what about“HerbGirls”?JulieWell, “Herb Girls”. I like it, sortof Jane Asher meets Siouxie and the Banshees.JoanneOk We’re the Herb Girls and now we needto practise our routine.They sing and dance.Scene 10- in thekitchenCinderella is alone with the mice scrubbing theunderside of a table.CinderellaIt’s hard to be happy and pretty when your only chance of escape fromendless tyranny is barred by the underside of a kitchen table! They’ve all goneand of course I have nothing to wear so here I am!I should be singing somechirpy song about anightingale or something but in actual fact I don’tthinkI’m allowed to say the words I’m thinking ina church hall.At least nothing can make mefeel worse. And I’vealways got the knowledge that Buttons loves me. Thatis acomfort.Enter Buttons with a beautiful girl. Mice hide.ButtonsHey Cinderella. What’s up?Cinderella Oh Buttons I’mso unha…ButtonsThat’s great Cinders (not listeningto a word she said) May I introduce Rapunzel. I met her in a towersomewhereand it was love at first sight. (The loversgaze sickeningly at eachother).CinderellaGreat. But why are you here? What about yourtrial inManchester?ButtonsOh didn’t you hear? I’m playing for the palace team tomorrow. Dandinisays he’ll pay your father £5000 if we can beat the scouts.。

五人英语话剧——叶孤城与西门吹雪

The mission第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .His name is ximenchuixue, a mysterious killer who is the most famous in the world. Every year he will kill 3 persons, now it is the time. Yegucheng is the owner of a castle, and he is widely known for his Chinese Kongfu. The wind is roaring and the two men meet at the corner.Y与X相遇．X: Oh ,I am sorry !Y: Haha, Never mind !X:Excuse me, who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y:Haha, I never change my name n o matter what happens. I’m the owner of the castle——Ye Gu Cheng. By the way ,who are you?X:I am xi men chuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?X:Yes,what is wrong?Y:I heard that you are the most famous killer in the world?X:Great, you know me ! And the reason why I come here is to kill you !Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y:You should not do that.There are an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!X:No way! If I kill you today, I could go back home and play the computer games all day long.(仰头憧憬状) What a wonderful life ! So, come on, let’s fight !Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y:Please enjoy it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha~~~Y:Do you still want to kill me?X:Of course! I’ve made up my mind!Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y:I must give you a lesson or you will be conceited and self-satisfied! 3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……X可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?Y:What ?X:Toliet?Y:What ?X:The “WC”?Y:Oh,I see ,(指着教室的一角)just over there!X:Thanks,bye bye.Y掏出纸屑吹:You are a loser !H:Stop!Don’t you kow protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y:Who are you?H:Hua—man—lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC” now,ha……H惊讶:Now you are the NO.1 in the world!Y:You are right!H:Terrific! You are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join in us?Y:Yes,I’d like to.H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!Y:Ok,Let’s go!第二幕：无间道Huamanlou and Yegucheng are on the way to the Palace. The king is waiting for them. H:My Lord! Let me introduce Yegucheng to you! （指Y）this is Yegucheng.K:Sit down please, yegucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache and aids?Y: Yes,I do.K: Huamanlou. Put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）X唱着上:Only you……(看到戒指)Stop! This ring should be mine!K:But who are you? Why should it belong to you?X:Because I’m X !Y急切: My Lord!I must go now,my mother is looking for me! 再见！K:再见? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ?Y:How clever, it’s Chinese !X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here!I must kill you !Y抱X的腿:My dear friend! Forgive me!X:Forgive you ? Why?Y: Because I helped you . I told you the WC !X:No,You cheated me! How can you tell me the lady’s“WC”!Y:I like going to lady’s WC .I……I……I thought you will like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X: m-i-l-k?haha,我喜欢!K: 我喜欢?What’s the meaning? Why don’t you say English?X:You are stupid! It means“I like it”.K:Stupid? I’ll kill you for saying bad language to me!X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You—kill—me? Come on…(Ｘ上去抓住K)K:Go away ! I must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha……Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)K: (走过去踢X一脚，然后大笑，对Y说)Thank you very much, you saved my life.Y: (恭敬的说) It’s my duty to protect you .X:Let me go !Y:Do you want to go into lady’s“WC”?X:Yes,I……I…… do.H顶着摇头：no, no，you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”. That is not the place where you should go! Because you are X , the most famous killer in the world !X: I’m the best, so what? Why I try m y best to live but I’m still so miserable ? When can I get my freedom? Must be the day when I’m going to die? !K: You are right. One will not be clever until the day he die. In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way !Get up and go into the L ady’s WC , then die , comfortablly ! Go ahead !H: you , stupid ! Get out!K; What ? Why do you help him ! Who actually are you ?H:Haha, you’re all treated by me. I’m the bother of X.(走向X，给他一包牛奶) Here is the milk. Drink it and you’ll recover soon.X:接过牛奶，一饮而尽.H(扶起X)How do you feel?X:en,I feel the power is coming back,haha!(走向国王)I remembered that you wanted to kill me, a-ha ?K:(惊恐状,看向Y) Please help me !Y: (向前一步，对着X)X, I’m your opponent. Come on !H:X,leave the king to me,and go ahead to kill the Y.X:OK,good brother !(双方进行激烈的交火，最后X和H赢了。

英语爱情剧本5人短句

英语爱情剧本5人短句1.五人英语短句剧本关于家庭的爱Role:Older sister(O) Mum(M) Father(F) Daughter(D) The daughter's boyfriend(B) D: We have been in love for so long.Now I want you to meet my family members.So B: Oh,I am a little nervous but more excited to meet them.Let's go.D: First,let's go to her very inconvenient.B: Ok。

..D: Hey,Summer.I'm here.O: Oh,You came, dearest.It is really a terrible day!I am mistreated by my employer and I am angry.D: Lighten up!Everything will be all right tomorrow.I will introduce my boyfriend to you.This is Jack.O: oh,this man is your boyfriend.How do you do,Jack?B: How do you do.Er。

Here is a surprise for you.O: Oh,thanks a lot.What is it?B: It is a gift I prepared for you.O: You're so considerate。

.M: Anita and her boyfriend are coimg.Do you konw something abou that boy?F: I hear that he is a foreigner.And I'm afraid that he has marry my daughter.M: Don't we should do now is to prepare the dishes and just wait for them。

迷失的青春

《迷失的青春》英语话剧剧本5人英语话剧剧本。

讲一个大学生怎样走上吸毒的道路，很有教育意义。

英语短话剧剧本The Lost Youth人物Jack Sean Kevin Claire KikiScene I(In the classroom)Sean Hi! How are youKevin Bad! Really bad!Sean Do you want to try something to make you feel happyKevin OK! Do you have any ideasSean I know a pub which is popular.Kevin Oh! Sounds great!Sean Hm! Let’s go right now.Sean You looked so blue recently. I have something good. It can make you feel high. Kevin If I take that, how will I feelSean You will forget everything that bothers you, and you will feel so carefree. Kevin Won’t there be dangerSean Trust me! I can sell drugs to you if you want to try some!Kevin But…but I have no money.S ean Don’t worry! You can be a drug dealer. It’s a good business.Kevin Hm…But…Sean Take it easy. Let’s take some drugs to make us happy tonight!Kevin OK…(Sean and Kevin go to the pub)Kevin Oh! So relaxing! Do you have any extra drugsSean No, but we can earn money by selling drugs, and use the money to buy more. Kevin Really It’s a good idea.Sean That’s right. But I don’t know who I can sell to.Kevin It’s a big problem.Sean Oh! I have an idea! I have two friends. Maybe they will buy them.Kevin Hm…Let’s try.Sean Let me call my friends.Kevin I can lend you my cell-phone.(On the phone)Sean Hey! This is Sean, Where are youKiki I’m in the dormit ory.Sean I want to show you something wonderful.Kiki WhatSean I can’t tell you now. It’s a secret. Come and I’ll show you.Kiki Let me think.Sean I’ll wait for you. Don’t hesitate. Hurry up! Bye!(Sean turns off the phone)——————————————————————————–Scene Ⅱ(Kiki and Claire are in the dormitory.)Kiki Sean called me!Claire What happenedKiki They went to a pub. It is noisy there.Claire Oh! Pub. I always hear bad news about pubs from TV.Kiki Yes, me too. I don’t know what they are doing there. Sean tells me he wants to show something to us.Claire What What’s thatKiki I don’t know. He said it’s a secret.Claire It’s very strange.Kiki Claire, I have a bad feeling, they might be doing something illegal. They might be using drugs.Claire Oh! I don’t believe it.Kiki I’m just guessing.Claire But maybe it’s true.Kiki If they take drugs, they will get addicted. They might take drugs again and again. Claire And they will spend a lot of money on buying drugs.Kiki What will they do if they do not have moneyClaire They might rob a bank.Kiki If they rob a bank…Claire They will be arrested.Kiki If they are arrested…Claire Their parents will be very sad, and we will lose two good friends.Kiki I can’t imagine how serious it will be.Claire Me, either.Kiki So… we should go find them, and tell th em how serious it is.Claire Wait… It’s all our imagination. Maybe they just go to the pub to make friends with beautiful girls. And I think it’s dangerous for us to go to the pub by ourselves.Kiki Oh! I don’t know. We won’t understand what’s going on unless we are there. Maybe they are… in a dangerous situation.Claire Mm…, I am also worried.Kiki Okay! I think we should go there to see what’s going on there. If they are safe, we can come back quickly. If they do something th ey shouldn’t do, we’ll bring them back. Don’t leave them there.Claire Okay! Let’s go.Scene III(Sean, Kevin, Kiki and Clair in a pub)Sean Hello! Let’s relax all night.Kiki What are you doing now You are taking pills.Kevin You are over reacted. Don’t worry.Claire I think it’s so dangerous. Kiki, let’s go right now.Kiki That’s right, I also feel scared.Claire Me too.(Kiki and Clair got out of the pub)Kevin Oh! They are gone.Sean Don’t worry about it. Let’s go on relaxing.(Bi! A lot of policemen enter the pub.)Police Freeze!Sean Oh! Terrible things happened.Police You are taking illegal drugs.Sean They are not dangerous. They make me comfortable.Police Don’t you know the drugs will destroy your healthSean Really! But I didn’t feel bad or sick.Police Drugs create hallucination for people who take them. If you try once, you will be addicted to them. Without them, you will be sick and s ometimes you will even hurt yourself. It’s not a smart thing to do.Kevin I really feel unhappy at school. I usually got bad grades. My mother always criticizes me. My girlfriend broke up with me last month. (Crying………)Police I really sympathize at you, but you can do something healthier to help you feel good about yourself, like doing sports, or traveling. They are good for both your body and mind. Sean Sorry. I made a mistake. I shouldn’t sell drugs for my friends.Police It is not too late to quit using. And you can start a new life.Kevin It’s really a bad experience in my life. I wouldn’t take drugs anymore. I shouldn’t run away from my problems.Sean I feel the same way as you do.Police Go to the police station with me. (Sean and Kevin are arrested.)。

多人剧英语剧本五人英语话剧剧本

五人英语话剧剧本-The Silber Swindle5人 Actors:Tavern Keepe:(男主角)Young ManKeeper's Wife(女主角)Young ManOld ManSummary:Once upon a time, there was a tavern. Travelers and hunters would exchange silver ingots for copper coins and eat some food there. The tavern keeper and his wife were very greedy. They always played tricks on the scales and cheated their customers. One day they played a trick on an old man as usuaL They were so happy. They thought they made a big fortune. Th their surprise, a young man in the tavern began snickering. "It looks like you've been cheated this time." He told them that the silver ingots had lead in them. The old man was a con artist in fake silver for years. How could it be this way? A smart money changer ilke the tavern keeper was outwitted by an old man!Narrator:Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. Today I will tell you a story. Once upon a time somewhere at the foot of the Changpai mountain, there was a tavern at which travelers and hunters exchanged money to be used inside and outside the small town. Most people knew that the keeper of the tavern and his wife were very greedy. They cheated people by playing tricks on the scales and even charged additional fees for no reasons.One day~Scene I(Customers are talking, laughing and drinking in the tavern. A traveler just comes in, finds a seat and sits down.)Hunter 1: We hunted many animals today. (laughing) Let's have some more drink.Hunter 2: Yeahl That's a good idea.Hunter 1: Let's eat.Waiter: (sees the traveler come in) Welcome in, sir. What would you like to order? We have good food here and, of course, good wine, too. Traveler 1: Bring me your best dishes!Waiter: That's nice, sir. Your food will be here soon.Traveler 2: (walks to the checkout counter) Hey! How much should I pay? T.O.: It's ten for food, five for wine, and three for the service. It's all cost eighteen coins.Traveler 2: What! It's too expensive. You rip me off.T.K.: If you want to eat free, you will get a misfortune.Traveler 2: (throws some coins on the counter reluctantly and marching out angrily) Don't expect I will come back again.(Meanwhile, an old man comes downstairs andorders some food before checking out.)O.M.: Excuse me. May I order now?T.K.: (walks from behind the counter) Hello! Mydearfriend.Youdidn'tpay me yesterday. It's fifty coins for lodging, thirty-five for food, and five coins for cleaning.O.M.: (surprisingly) What! I just stayed for one single night. And I have to pay so much money. It's ridiculous!T.K.: Don't you dare to stay in my tavern for free!(One of the two young men comes up to the old man.)Y.M.1: Calm down, you two. (to the old man respecifully) Uncle Wang, how are you recently?O.M.: Fine. And you?Y.M.1: Fine. Thank you.T.K.: (interrupts their greeting) Pay me first and take your time chatting. Y.M.1: (to the keeper) Please wait a minute.(turns to the old man)Your son has been doing business with me in Changchou. He wanted me to give you this letter and some silver ingots before I left Chavgchou. I did not expect to meet you here. (hands the old man a letter and a bundle of silver ingots) Please take this.O.M.: Thank you. Do you want to have a drink with me?Y.M.1: Oh, no. I can't. I have to leave here for another business. (The young man leaves hastily after giving the old man a big bundle of silver ingots.)O.M.: (to the tavern keeper) My son again gives me money as my living expenses. But, please read this letter for me since my eyesight is not as good as it used to be. I have money more than enough now. Could I trouble you to read this letter from my son? I will pay you ten more coins as tips. T.K.: Why do I have to read this letter for you?K.W.: (moving from behind the counter) There's nothing to argue about. (pulls the tavern keeper aside and whispers to her husband) We don't have any lose.T.K.: (tears open the letter reluctantly and read the letter)Dear Father, How are you recently? I am now in Changchou doing business. My wife is pregnant again. kids are all filial to us. They can recite some poems. I'm sorry that I can't travel with you. Afler doing business for three years, I made a big fortune. So here are 50 taels of silver for you. And I think its enough for you to live in comfort. I'll be home in two months. ~Nish you well.Your sonO.M: (giving the bundle to the tavern keeper's wife) What a good son! Now take what I owe you and exchange the rest for coins, please.K.W.: (opens the bundle shockingly) Wait a moment! That's really a big future.T.K.: (to the old man) All right. You have money now. You can pay us. K.W.: Well. The silver you gave me is more than you need to pay. Ah..., let me see. (pretends to be weighing the silver ingots on the scales) Mmm.... They're exactly 50 taels. The current exchange rate for 50 taels is 5000 copper coins. You have to pay us 100 coins. So, here are 4000 and 900 coins you keep yourself.O.M.: That's what my son told me in the letter. So, good-bye now.K.W.: Waiter.Waiter. Show the gentleman to the door.(The old man takes the coins and leaves the tavern.)K.W.: You can't believe it. That 50 taels of silver weights 60. His son must have been too busy to check the weight. The old man didn't know they could exchange for 6000 copper coins. So we eamlO taels.T.K.: It's so great . We made a big fortune today.Y.M.2: (snikering and walking to the keeper)Are yousure about the silver cotent? You'd better check them again.T.K.: What did you mean by saying that?K.W.: (cuts open one of the ingots) My gosh IT.K.: Oh, God! We were cheated. I have to get back my money. Do you know where I can find him?Y.M.2.: (smiling and putting out his hand over) I know but...T.K.: No problem. Only if you tell me where to find him and I'll give you a tael of silver ingoY.M. 2: A taels?... He is in a town.T.K.: Tell me more and I'll give you three taels.Y.M. 2: Three taels? He is in a village.T.K. : O.K. Five taels and no more.Y.M. 2: Five taels?... In the east of a village, there is a temple... T.K. : O.K., O.K. Ten taels and you tell me the exact place.Y.M. 2: That's a deal.Hunter 1: Let's go with him.K.W.: Waiter. Take the scale and go with them(Most of the customers go along.)Scene II(The tavern Keeper leaves his wife and went to the place the young man described. It's a wine shop. The old man is drinking wine there with lots of people.)T.K.: So, here you are. You, swindler. You cheated me and you dare to have fun here.O.M.: Oh, come on my friend. Have a dink with me.(The tavern Keeper pushes away the old man's hand.)T.K.: Don't talk so much. Return my money.O.M.: Did I cheat you? It was a mistake, my friend.T.K.: (angrily) Hmm~! You can't deny it! Those pieces of silver ingots you gave me are fake. They're with lead inside.O.M.: How do you know the silver ingots are mine.T.K.: Let me show to you.(The tavern Keeper puts the silver ingots on the scales.)O.M.: (showing the letter from his son to the others) You see. They weigh 60 taels of silver. What my son writes in this letter is 50 taels. Don't fool me. These are not the silver ingots I gave you.T.K.: I I this this...Onlookers: (grabs the tavern keeper and beat him hard) You are not honest. And you are trying to buff this poor old man. Let's throw him out. (Light dims out)Scene III(The tavern Keeper leaves the village wearily.)K.W.: (expecting his husband) Oh! My goodness! What happened to you? T.K.: Stop talking to me. Close the door.K.W.: What happened, my dear?T.K.: Just close the door. It's my decision.(The tavern Keeper utters the sentence dismally.)K.W. : I'm asking you what happened to you! Why are you so upset!T.K.: l... Do you believe it? I was made a fool of by the old man. K.W. : Oh oh ! My goodness! How could it be? Oh -'.T.K.: Now you can understand why I am so upset,K.W.: I am as angry and sad as you are? Why are you mad with me?T.K.: (shouts at his wife) Those two guys outwitted us. Just be quiet. K.W.: (dismally) You! You!(To the surprise of the couple, the old man appears in a smoke suddenly.) O.M.: Look at me closely and see who I am.T.K.: (surprisingly) How How come you are here?O.M.: Don't be afraid! You are in a dream. Tell you the truth. I am a god and both of the two young men are my sons.! came here to teach you a lesson. Don't deceive people any more, my friend! Do your business honestly. You will suffer from what you do if you don't stop cheating people. (Finishing his advice, the old man disappears in a smoke.)T.K.: I don't dare to deceive people any more.K.W.: Yes! Me too!Scene IVTraveler 4: May I get my bill?T.K.: Won't you stay longer? Don't you satisfy with our service? Traveler 4: No. No. Everything is great.T.K.: All right. Please wait a minuet and have some tea. It's all cost thirty coins.Traveler 4: It's cheap. Thank you very much. You are really a good man. So goodbye now.T.K.: Goodbye.Narrator: Ever after, the tavern keeper and his wife treated people with kindness. What's more, they even helped poor people in need.The End。

英语五人剧本带翻译

找丢失的项链）
露西：（走向他们）对不起，请问你在找什么东西？
萨曼莎：是的，我丢了我的项链。它对我来说非常珍贵。
露西：我看到一个男人捡起了一些闪亮的东西，然后朝出口跑去。我想他可能拿走了你的项链。
汤姆：他朝哪边去了？
露西：他朝市场的方向走了。
萨曼莎：非常感谢你！
露西：这是我能做的最小的事。我很高兴你拿回了你的项链。
汤姆：（微笑着）又一次冒险有了一个幸福的结局！
通过上面的戏剧剧本，我们可以看到一个关于友情、善良和正义的故事。萨曼莎失去了心爱的项链，但在朋友的帮助下，最终找到了小偷并得到了警察的援助。这个故事告诉我们，无论遇到什么困难，只要我们心存善意，相互帮助，就一定能战胜困难。同时，正义最终会得到伸张，这也是这个故事想要传达的价值观。希望通过这个故事，能给读者带来一些启发和正能量。
Thief - A cunning and sneaky thief
Police Officer - A diligent and determined law enforcer
Scene 1: In the park
(Samantha and Tom are walking in the park, enjoying a sunny day)
Lucy: (approaching them) I'm glad everything worked out for you.
Samantha: I can't thank you enough for your help.
Lucy: It was the least I could do. I'm just glad you got your necklace back.

role play(英语5人剧本)

Characters:R：River B2：Angela B1：Alice W：woodman P：旁白Act IP：Once upon a time, there was a beautiful forest. And there are two little birds lived in the forest, one lived in the east, the other lived in the west.A river forms the northern boundary of the forest, and everyday in the morning, two birds would have a meeting by the riverside.This was a wonderful morning ……R：Good morning everyone! My name is River, R-I-V-E-R, River. Yes! Actually I’m just the active river which rush through the big forest. I have seen so many perfect things in the woods.——a single dandelion, a bean leaf, a sorrel, a horse-fly and a bumblebee. I even have seen the north wind, an April shower, and a January thaw……I have seen so many things in the nature that I think I could be a philosopher now……What I want to say just now is:1.Life should be like a river--Small at first, narrowly contained within its banks, and rushingpassionately past boulders and over waterfalls. Gradually the river grows wider, the banks recede, the waters flow more quietly, and in the end, they become merged in the sea without any visible break……2.Go and come with a strange liberty in nature, you will become a part of herself.P：One bird, Alice, came to the river bank.B1：River, River, tell me ,who is the most pretty bird in the world?R：It’s you. My most beautiful, graceful, charming, cute and smart little bird……B1：oh, my dearest River, thanks for your admiring. Well, how have you been today?R：Not bad, life is as flat as usual.Oh, Alice, you look perky. Anything wrong with you?B1：I’m not myself today, nothing works. I don’t know why. Maybe I am still a little worried about the wood chopper, you know, they have already destroyed the south of the forest……R：Cheer up! Alice ,don’t let you down, take care of yourself ——We’ll find a way out. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile……B1：Thanks foe your words, but I still feel a little nervous——oh, Angela is coming……B2：Hi，Alice. How is it going?B1:Not bad. Angela, can you believe I even thought I haven’t seen you for ages——been like forever……B2：Alice,I know you’ve been dying to see me, but…but we just meet each other yesterday…B1：oh ,Angela, you know, you are everything to me——especially when our forest now is at the risk of the crazy woodman’s crazy plan——they want to destroy our home!B2：oh, Alice, that what I want to tell you : the wood chopper is coming towards your house now, if you need any help…B1：Man, I can’t believe it !It’s too terrible…my pretty tree…Angela, what should I do? Help me out…B2：Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now. Would you be willing to trade? All the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take。

英语短剧剧本适合5个人

NARRATOR: The story happened in the summer of 2009, Li Lei and Han Meimei all came to Hangzhou from theirs’hometown and they all entered the Zhejiang University of Technology. Han Mei studied the cultural transmission. Lei studied architecture. Both of them could have been two parallel lines. But suddenly one day when two parallel lines that intersect it! ! ! So The story appeared in dogblood idol drama. Li Lei and Han Meimei are selected with a teacher, with a time of dancing. even more amazing things, other students are sub-arranged. Because they were two of the remaining class, so they became a partner. With the increase in contact,They attracted each other. Han Meimei was troubled, he looked chaochao for help.chaochao: what's wrong with you?Han meimei: I seems to like li lei.Chaochao: Go ahead.Han meimei: But I have a boyfriend?chaochao: hmm. Who do you prefer the two of them?Han meimei: My boyfriend is tall, handsome and good for me, but I have no feeling.Follow the development of Taiwanese drama. They still got together.20-year-old young men and women think feeling was a thing that nothing can compare.Like others, they ate together, went for a walk after dinner, besides in the end of term,they also went to the library to review together. So the library was also a good place to love. when H was unhappy, L took H to the playground to watch stars. When Valentine's Day and H’s Birthday, L gave H gifts and flowers. And when L played basketball injured. H accompanyed him in the hospital all day. Consumption Of course, They also argued sometimes . For example ,sometimes L would ignore h for basketball . But fortunately, they Spent four years in college to go so smoothly. By midway university graduate, H because daddy's friends in hangzhou open company, so soon found a job. But lilei had his work experience required . Since no work experience, and no help from others,in finding a job two months later, He still did not find a job.H saw L daily setting out early, very distressed. So:H: let my father help you?L: no. I can do it myself.H: you are looking for a job for so long, don’t be so stubborn.L: you don't believe me?H: no. I believe you. But...L: ok, don't say anymore. I won't accept it, I'll support you.It is in this backdrop, their contradiction growing discontent. So They broke up eventually.L: You occasionally to retreat a step, can’t you?H: You always to retreat a step,can't you?Hence, the original two at the intersection of parallel lines and to return to normal. After graduation. H stay in hangzhou. And L went to Shanghai because of the more chance .3 years laterL came to hangzhou on business. L happened to meet HL: I'm sorry. Han meimei?H: li lei? L: long time no seeH: well. Long time no see. en.. How are you?L: I'm fine, and you?H: me too.L: HMM. This is?H: oh, this is my boyfriend, he is very kind to me, we're going to get married.L: oh, congratulations, HMM. I have something to do,so I should go. Let’s dinner next time. telephone contact.H: oh, good. Telephone contact, byebyeL: byebyeSo, for a boring and awkward conversation ended. L suddenly remembered after graduation he changed the number. He doesn't have H phone number. Hesitated, he eventually did not go to ask her number. Hence, the dog blood was derided the Taiwanese reality.That to all of the single and the non single.。

正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本

《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜)by Cecilia Liu 劉怡芬5人短剧。

搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。

人物Bunny Cheng: Bunny ChenEliza Lin: DaughterCeline Tu: Reporter et AsideSano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.Mom: Hello~Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…Mom: Hello~Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~)Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…Mom: Eliza~Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home.I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to becareful from now on.SCENE II英语剧本大全Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My swee theart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster: (Hitting the small gangster’s head again.)Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor? Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.Eliza: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there?Eliza: Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turnleft and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help. Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing?Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, sheis scared?Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed)Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.SCENE IIIMother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong. Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m hungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings. Mom:&nbs。

英语短剧剧本适合5个人

大学英语话剧剧本,适合4~5个人演(不用修改,建议和ppt一起下)

The Tale of AladdinCharacters: Aladdin, Genie, Jasmine, and SultanScene 1旁白: Welcome to my store. What are you in need of today? What about this (Hold up a strange item) Or this? (Holds up another item) Or look at this… (Holds the third item) Wait don’t go… I can see that you are only interested in special things. Why not co nsider this? (He pulls out the magic lamp) This… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's life. His name was Aladdin.SCENE 2（白 when Aladdin is on the way home）Aladdin:(Notices the lamp) Hey wh at’s this? (He picks it up) W o w… it’s so dirty. (He rubs the lamp clean)Genie: (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.后退，倒下，惊叫，向门外逃被无形的力量牵住) Who are you and why call me from my lamp?Aladdin: please don’t kill me，I’m Ala ……Aladdin. Ah… I am sor ry to disturb you(Genie interruptGenie: (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp and I will obey you.I will do anything you ask. What is your command?Aladdin: You mean that you live in this lamp and when I rub it you will come out and do any thing I say?Genie: (Nods) That is correct!Aladdin: As-sah(松了一口气)Genie: As- sah…? I’m sorry. I don’t understand.Aladdin:慢慢起身 Never mind. OK. First I want to wish for some different clothes, some new shoes… no ，wait… first I wish that I could leave this place to see t herest of the world… no， I wish I can see the most beautiful girl in the worldGenie:Are you sure?(A 点点头)that’s easy!Mirror mirror talk to me，who is the most beautiful girl in my world如花出A:呕吐Genie:对A） sorry,may be I should ask（对mirror）who is the most beautiful girl in his world？A:wowG:let’s go变身城堡旁边的湖岸上on the lake shore besides the castleAladdin Wow, She is so beautiful! but why is she crying？Aladdin：（ makes a sign to the genie to keep quiet and crosses to her) Why are you crying?SCENE 3Jasmine:Well wouldn’t you?Aladdin:Wouldn’t I what?Jasmine:Cry if you were me?Aladdin:Oh I don’t know. Could you tell me what is wrong with youJasmine:But he has such small mean eyes…胖将军图Aladdin:Who is he，it seems that I have seen him somewhere? (He looks piture)Jasmine:…and he’s bald. And just because he is a general in the army my father says , I have to marry him.Aladdin:oh,I know.Well you don’t always have to do what your father says. Jasmine:I have no choice. My father is the Sulta n… you know he is the kingAladdin:Wow… I guess being a princess isn’t so great after all. There must be something that I can do to help you. (Aladdin suddenly has an idea. He looks over at the Genie and at his magic lantern.) Hey, I’ve got an idea! (Suddenly there is the sound of footsteps) Who’s that?Jasmine:Oh no… it’s my father. I shouldn’t be talking with you. If he finds you,you will be in big trouble. Hurry… Hide… Over there… (Aladdin runs and hides. The Sultan enters. Aladdin watches.)Sultan: I have been looking all over for you. Well my foolish daughter. Have you thought about my decision? You will marry the general right?Jasmine:I suppose so father. What else can I do?Sultan: Wonderful! A wise decision. There is nothing to cry about. You will have a magnificent ceremony,then and we shall have a parade in the streets… a band…music… delicious foods…/沉醉状好像出嫁的是他加幻灯Sultan:沉醉中没听见）I’m sure you will enjoy this that I will invite the most luxurious /lʌɡˈʒʊəriəs/star line-up add to the fun，look（指着幻灯Jasmine:（厌恶的）yeah，it can’t be better if you marry himSultan刚想发作，Aladdin出场Aladdin:Excuse me, Mr. Sultan,Sultan: Who are you? What are you doing here? Guards! Guards!Aladdin:Wait please. I came here to give you a very high honor.Sultan: A high honor. What kind of high honor?Aladdin:I will offer a more worthy husband for your daughter ,sir.Sultan: Better than a general（嘲讽的语气轻蔑的眼神）?Aladdin:Oh yes it is, sir. It is the most amazing man. He is brave and honorable and has mysterious and magical power.Sultan: Hmmm… A nd who is this person that you are speaking of?Aladdin:This person is（看了看神灯，犹豫了一下）……is me.(Says it weakly)S:You?A: Yes, it is me (Says it stronger.旁白 At first the Sultan frowns, but then he smiles, and then he starts to laugh. Sultan: (He finally stops laughing) Guards take him away!Aladdin:No……！wait! Please sir, listen to me. I am telling the truth… I can prove it!Sultan: All right then, if you want to marry my daughter you must pass a test. There is a dragon that has been killing many of the villagers in my kingdom. Come to my palace before sunset tomorrow with the dragon’s head. If you kill him, you can marry my daughterAladdin: Very well sir. (He bows to the Sultan and winks at Jasmine.)Jasmine:(The Sultan is dragging her out) Oh you shouldn’t have done this!SCENE 4Aladdin:(Rubs lamp.Genie comes to life.)you must heard the things just happenedGenie:yet,What can I do for youAladdin: Come with me into th e village tonight… and we must defeat the dragonGenie: 拍拍阿拉丁的肩）No problemAladdin:Come on we don’t have much time! (They run out.)SCENE5Aladdin:where is the dragon ,I can,t see anything?Genie:look!指着天空A：my god,what a huge monster!what should I do?G（鼓励顽皮的眼神 play with it and enjoy the funA: Are you kidding?Come on ,I need you helpG 想了一下）枪how about thisA：（压得喘不过气）What’s this ,so heavyG oh you are so weak, my master, What do you think of it火箭筒A :perfect ,but I can,t use itG:I will show you , aiming and press here,照做A:wow……后摔倒，扶住A;oh ,she discovers us ,G :别担心，since she was in the air，we should fight against she in the air飞龙毯出，两人做飞向空中动作A:It is so strange ,she is circling the magic carpet and the angry in her eyes disappear,,but thelove insteadG:笑she must fall in love with the carpetSCENE 6(in the PalaceSultan: (Looking at his watch) Well, it seems as if Mr. Aladdin has disappeared.I guess that he must be the end of your foolish friend. Probably dead… (Just then Aladdin enters)Aladdin: I have passed your test ，sir.Sultan:Really?But where is the head of the dead dragon.Aladdin tells him the course of the incident(幻灯).Sultan :oh,you did a good job.I underestimated you.But Only when you answer my questions, you can marry my daughterMusic!拍手Sultan :Welcome to lucky 52,mr. Aladdin .Now I will ask you five question ,if you can’t deal ,I will give you one chance to get help from the people beside you and one chance to seek the help of the audience,understand?A :,that is to say I have to answer three of them by myself,right?S:yes,ok,now begin Q1:What's the difference between a monkey and a flea跳蚤?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeysS:good,Q2 What fruit is never found singly ? (什么水果永远不会是单个的？）—— A pearS: you are so lucky,ok,Q3 What part of London is in France?A:the letter N马上接着问,语速加快S: Eleven and two can make one .Why(旁白：Aladdin have thought for a long time ,but have no idea,then he say)A:I can seek the help of the audience ,right?S:but you have only one chance下面要临场应变A:ok,is there anyone can help me ?(如无人回答，则说the princess may be give the people who solve the question a kiss,若此时才有人回答，则飞吻)如无人能回答，G变身观众，回答S:good luck comes to you again !Q5Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ? (年轻人为什么不愿意和福琼家女儿约会？）A:I believe J ,who is beside me,can answer the questionS: but it’s your last chanceA:信任的眼神看J）I have made up my mindS: ok,what’you answer,my daughter?J:向A自信的笑了笑 Because she is Miss FortuneS:看着A含笑不语 2s）My son,you win ,I’m very honored to be your fatherJasmine:Oh thank you father! (She runs to embrace him)Aladdin Oh I almost forgot. I have a present for you.look.贝克汉姆J ：惊叫）David B eckham’s signature！A: I know you will like it ,J:指着幻灯Is that his phone number？A:en（挠挠头）……May be。

5人英语话剧英汉

Ken: Hey, Jess. You have changed your hairstyle肯:嘿,杰斯。

你改变了你的发型Jessica: Yup, I think it’s the easiest way to change my image. It’s bored of me having the same image, so I cut my hair yesterday. Is it nice 杰西卡:是的,我认为这是最简单的方法改变我的形象。

一直有着一个同样的发型是件无聊的事情，所以昨天把我的头发剪了，它很漂亮。

Ken: Hmm, I’m not sure. I don’t know how to describe.肯:嗯,我不确定。

我不知道如何描述。

Stephen: Yes, agreed. I think it seems a bit weird to see your new look.斯蒂芬:是的,我同意。

我认为这似乎你的新形象有一点奇怪。

Lee: Is it Wow, I just noticed your hairstyle. Quite nice, Jess.李:哇,我刚注意到你的发型。

相当不错,杰斯。

Jessica: Thanks, Lee. Tell me more, Ken and Stephen. Why you say I’m looking weird Is it too short Is it too bulky？杰西卡:谢谢,李。

肯和斯蒂芬告诉我。

你们为什么说我发型看起来太奇怪是它太短太笨重了吗？Ken: Maybe you should ask Jenny about her opinion. Guys might not as delicate as gals.肯:也许你应该问珍妮她的意见。

这样看起来可能不像一个精致的女孩。

Stephen: It seems I have met the “Jess in primary school”. Have you travelled back to your past斯蒂芬:我好像遇到了“小学时的杰斯”。

英语五人情景剧——新白娘子后传

小青：Hello, everyone! Guess who I am. Look at what I wear. Yes, I ‘m Xiaoqing and I have a well-known sister, Bai Suzhen. Since the fight between Fahai and her, she and her husband Xu xian led a happy life. Look, they are back to the Broken Bridge where they first met.背景音乐：《千年等一回》许：Honey, look at the beautiful scenery, do you still remember the first time we met here? I fell in love with you at the first sight.白：Oh, the Broken Bridge is the witness of our love. The gentle drizzle is telling the story about our loves. I am willing to be an ordinary person that can stay with you forever.许：Oh, I can’t go on any longer without you.白：Me too, but I am afraid of 。

At the very moment, fa hai came up.法：Oh! Did your evil spirit come out and persecute the world again? Let me punish you!白：I beg you to give me a chance. I have changed for the better refers and just want to be an ordinary person to live a happy life with Xuxian.许：Honey, hold my mobile phone carefully.（挽袖子，跪）I know you will be more convinced if I fell to my knees. Please let us go. One good return deserves another.法：as you are so sincere, I ‘ll let you go. Oh I just can’t tolerate your conjugal love.许：Thank you very much.（手机响）三：Daring, I haven’t seen you so long long long time. Don’t you miss me？don’t you love me? Don’t you want to see me?白：Ok三：See you in the usual place, mua~白：Ok三: Can’t wait to see you.第二幕情：you know my sister bai suzhen is not to be trifled with. She decides to replace xuxian to keep an appointment. She firmly believed that she would chase little three away.白：Coquette, please leave xuxian at once.三：No, snake essence, you have no right to ask me to do so.白：Well, I think we must use force to deal with the problem!三：Ok! I am not afraid of you !情：All of a sudden, a thunder hit bai suzhen and little three. And an unbelievable thing happen to them. They traversed the space-time and became cimenchuixue and yegucheng. So they decided to fight to decide who can live with xuxian.西门：Oh, aren’t you yegucheng, I finally meet you.叶：Yes, I am yegucheng ,who are you?西门：Shouldn’t you know me? You are really short sight, I am ximenchuixue.叶：what？are you ximenchuixue?西门：YES，what’s wrong?叶：I heard that you are the besting Martial Arts西门：Great, you know me!叶（抱腿）：. Please, pleas e…… Don’t kill me! let me you go!情：a thunder hit them again, and they came back to their home. Bai suzhen got the upper hand inthe first round.第三幕(背景音乐天雷滚滚）情：Xu xian realized what a big mistake he had made. So she decided to break up with little three to make up for his mistake.许仙：I can't do that. Suzhen have given everything to me, but I...I...Oh, I should come back to her. 小三：Wait! What are you doing? Are you leaving so irresponsibly?许仙：I'm sorry, I will confess my fault to Suzhen, and I will not see you again.小三：Stop! How can you say that? You said you love me and I'm the world of you.许仙：I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you. I just...小三：Enough is enough! You asked for it. Get out of my face now!许仙：Thank you for your understanding.(小三转身抱大腿）小三：(哭求）Don't go. It's all my faults. I am nothing without you. She, Bai Suzhen, is only a basilisk. I don't want to be a joke. It's unfair.许仙：I'm sorry. It's time to go. Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. You deserve the better.Xi lige is waiting for you.小三：No, no no! I can’t stand losing you. Don’t leave me, please...第四幕（挽留白素贞）情：bai suzhen was so disappointed with xu xian. She finally decided to leave xuxian.素贞：Xuxian ,I never think you are just a Jason, I have given up everything for loving you, but you broke your word so quickly. I won’t forgive you again.许仙：I know it's all my faults. I'll never break your heart again. Please forgive me.素贞：No, I can’t believe you any longer. I have decided to be with Fahai. I believe him will love forever. Fahai, isn’t it right?法海：yes，I love you so much! Suzhen, believe me! I will give you a happy live,. We needn’t take notice of him, let’s go!素贞：OK，let’s go!许仙：suzhen !Suzhen! Don’t leave me! Don’t you know how much I love you?素贞：Sorry，I don’t know! Don’t hinder me to leave!许仙：I'll change, I promise. I won't hurt you anymore. Please give me one more chance. Do you forget our solemn pledge of love. Don’t leave me, please!素贞：Really? Should I give you a chance? I believe you are still in my heart. Fahai , I am so sorry, I can’t go with you, I still love him and can’t leave him, please forget me!法海：My heart have broken in your word, I love you so much ,but there is no place for me in your heart.许仙：Oh, honey, I am too happy to stand faint!情：after an little episode, they finally got married.。

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搞笑5人英语剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表：西门吹雪叶孤城花满楼king旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !Y: Ha ha, Never mind bay bay.X: Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y: ha ha ,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------Ye Gucheng. Who are you?X:I am ximen chuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?X:Yes,what is wrong?Y:I heard that you are the best ing Martia lArts?X:Great, you know me !Y抱腿：Please, please……Don’t kill me! Let me you go!X:No, I must kill you !Y:Idon''''''''''''''''t want to be killed. There are aeighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!X:Noway! Because we are fighting now!you know?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t force me!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha, haY:Do you still want to kill me?X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forgetwhat you said!?X:I’m sure Iwon’t!Y:I must give youa lesson !If Idon''''''''''''''''t beat your this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !Y大笑：Ha Ha……X可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?Y:What ?X:Toliet?Y:What ?X:The “WC”?Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!X:Thanks, byebye.Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genuirnes now!H:Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y:Who are you?H:Hua---man----lou! Have you seen ximen chuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC”now, ha……H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!Y:You are right!H:Teriffic! You are the one my king looking for! Do you want joininus?Y:Yes,It’s very good.H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!Y:Ok,Let’s go!第二幕：无间道H:My dearest ! let me introduce ye gucheng to you! （指Y）this is ye gucheng.K:sit down plese, ye gucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Ye gucheng! Do youwant to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache, sair and aids?Y: Yes,I do.K: Hua manlou, come . put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）X唱着上:Only you……(看到戒子) this ring should be mine!K:But who are you? Why should it belong you?Y急切: king! Dear king! I must go now, my brother is looking for me! huoxi(维语再见)K:huoxi? What does that mean? It is not English , isn’t it ?Y:How clever……X冷酷:ye gucheng! Come here!I want to tell you something!Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!X: Forgive me? Why?Y: Once the re was hachange before me,I lost it. If the god give me anther chance, I’ll tell you“I love you”,If there must be a limited period, I hope it is thousand year!X:You shall cheat me! all you did are wrong! how can you tell the lady’s“WC”!Y:I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?X:Youarestupid! Itmeans“I love you”.K:Don’t saythat“you love me”. I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come, come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyouhaveavacation.Y:That’s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme! Hahaha……Y:Hahaha-----H:Where’ssomewhere?K:What?Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s“WC”?X:Yes,I……I……do.H顶着摇头：X,no, no，youcan’tgotoLady’s “WC”. Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!X: whatifI’mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !K: youareright. onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie. Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I’maspy.K惊讶: !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (轻声说)Ｘwilldie ,goandseehim ,please .H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !K:what amoving story !I was impressed !Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume !(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)Y痛苦状:don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I’ll never dothat again !(Y死，音乐停)（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .X:gohome ! ?H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor... promise meyou will survive... that youwillnevergiveup... nomatter what happens... no matter howhopeless... promise me now ,andnever let go ofthat promise.H: I promise .X:Never let go .H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go ,X.I''''''''ll never letgo.(X死)H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance !lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback . thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。

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五人英语话剧剧本-The Silber Swindle5人 Actors:Tavern Keepe:(男主角)Young ManKeeper's Wife(女主角)Young ManOld ManSummary:Once upon a time, there was a tavern. Travelers and hunters would exchange silver ingots for copper coins and eat some food there. The tavern keeper and his wife were very greedy. They always played tricks on the scales and cheated their customers. One day they played a trick on an old man as usuaL They were so happy. They thought they made a big fortune. Th their surprise, a young man in the tavern began snickering. "It looks like you've been cheated this time." He told them that the silver ingots had lead in them. The old man was a con artist in fake silver for years. How could it be this way? A smart money changer ilke the tavern keeper was outwitted by an old man!Narrator:Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. Today I will tell you a story. Once upon a time somewhere at the foot of the Changpai mountain, there was a tavern at which travelers and hunters exchanged money to be used inside and outside the small town. Most people knew that the keeper of the tavern and his wife were very greedy. They cheated people by playing tricks on the scales and even charged additional fees for no reasons.One day~Scene I(Customers are talking, laughing and drinking in the tavern. A traveler just comes in, finds a seat and sits down.)Hunter 1: We hunted many animals today. (laughing) Let's have some more drink.Hunter 2: Yeahl That's a good idea.Hunter 1: Let's eat.Waiter: (sees the traveler come in) Welcome in, sir. What would you like to order? We have good food here and, of course, good wine, too. Traveler 1: Bring me your best dishes!Waiter: That's nice, sir. Your food will be here soon.Traveler 2: (walks to the checkout counter) Hey! How much should I pay? T.O.: It's ten for food, five for wine, and three for the service. It's all cost eighteen coins.Traveler 2: What! It's too expensive. You rip me off.T.K.: If you want to eat free, you will get a misfortune.Traveler 2: (throws some coins on the counter reluctantly and marching out angrily) Don't expect I will come back again.(Meanwhile, an old man comes downstairs andorders some food before checking out.)O.M.: Excuse me. May I order now?T.K.: (walks from behind the counter) Hello! Mydearfriend.Youdidn'tpay me yesterday. It's fifty coins for lodging, thirty-five for food, and five coins for cleaning.O.M.: (surprisingly) What! I just stayed for one single night. And I have to pay so much money. It's ridiculous!T.K.: Don't you dare to stay in my tavern for free!(One of the two young men comes up to the old man.)Y.M.1: Calm down, you two. (to the old man respecifully) Uncle Wang, how are you recently?O.M.: Fine. And you?Y.M.1: Fine. Thank you.T.K.: (interrupts their greeting) Pay me first and take your time chatting. Y.M.1: (to the keeper) Please wait a minute.(turns to the old man)Your son has been doing business with me in Changchou. He wanted me to give you this letter and some silver ingots before I left Chavgchou. I did not expect to meet you here. (hands the old man a letter and a bundle of silver ingots) Please take this.O.M.: Thank you. Do you want to have a drink with me?Y.M.1: Oh, no. I can't. I have to leave here for another business. (The young man leaves hastily after giving the old man a big bundle of silver ingots.)O.M.: (to the tavern keeper) My son again gives me money as my living expenses. But, please read this letter for me since my eyesight is not as good as it used to be. I have money more than enough now. Could I trouble you to read this letter from my son? I will pay you ten more coins as tips.T.K.: Why do I have to read this letter for you?K.W.: (moving from behind the counter) There's nothing to argue about. (pulls the tavern keeper aside and whispers to her husband) We don't have any lose.T.K.: (tears open the letter reluctantly and read the letter)Dear Father, How are you recently? I am now in Changchou doing business. My wife is pregnant again. kids are all filial to us. They can recite some poems. I'm sorry that I can't travel with you. Afler doing business for three years, I made a big fortune. So here are 50 taels of silver for you. And I think its enough for you to live in comfort. I'll be home in two months. ~Nish you well.Your sonO.M: (giving the bundle to the tavern keeper's wife) What a good son! Now take what I owe you and exchange the rest for coins, please.K.W.: (opens the bundle shockingly) Wait a moment! That's really a big future.T.K.: (to the old man) All right. You have money now. You can pay us. K.W.: Well. The silver you gave me is more than you need to pay. Ah..., let me see. (pretends to be weighing the silver ingots on the scales) Mmm.... They're exactly 50 taels. The current exchange rate for 50 taels is 5000 copper coins. You have to pay us 100 coins. So, here are 4000 and 900 coins you keep yourself.O.M.: That's what my son told me in the letter. So, good-bye now.K.W.: Waiter.Waiter. Show the gentleman to the door.(The old man takes the coins and leaves the tavern.)K.W.: You can't believe it. That 50 taels of silver weights 60. His son must have been too busy to check the weight. The old man didn't know they could exchange for 6000 copper coins. So we eamlO taels.T.K.: It's so great . We made a big fortune today.Y.M.2: (snikering and walking to the keeper)Are yousure about the silver cotent? You'd better check them again.T.K.: What did you mean by saying that?K.W.: (cuts open one of the ingots) My gosh IT.K.: Oh, God! We were cheated. I have to get back my money. Do you know where I can find him?Y.M.2.: (smiling and putting out his hand over) I know but...T.K.: No problem. Only if you tell me where to find him and I'll give you a tael of silver ingoY.M. 2: A taels?... He is in a town.T.K.: Tell me more and I'll give you three taels.Y.M. 2: Three taels? He is in a village.T.K. : O.K. Five taels and no more.Y.M. 2: Five taels?... In the east of a village, there is a temple... T.K. : O.K., O.K. Ten taels and you tell me the exact place.Y.M. 2: That's a deal.Hunter 1: Let's go with him.K.W.: Waiter. Take the scale and go with them(Most of the customers go along.)Scene II(The tavern Keeper leaves his wife and went to the place the young man described. It's a wine shop. The old man is drinking wine there with lots of people.)T.K.: So, here you are. You, swindler. You cheated me and you dare to have fun here.O.M.: Oh, come on my friend. Have a dink with me.(The tavern Keeper pushes away the old man's hand.)T.K.: Don't talk so much. Return my money.O.M.: Did I cheat you? It was a mistake, my friend.T.K.: (angrily) Hmm~! You can't deny it! Those pieces of silver ingots you gave me are fake. They're with lead inside.O.M.: How do you know the silver ingots are mine.T.K.: Let me show to you.(The tavern Keeper puts the silver ingots on the scales.)O.M.: (showing the letter from his son to the others) You see. They weigh 60 taels of silver. What my son writes in this letter is 50 taels. Don't fool me. These are not the silver ingots I gave you.T.K.: I I this this...Onlookers: (grabs the tavern keeper and beat him hard) You are not honest. And you are trying to buff this poor old man. Let's throw him out. (Light dims out)Scene III(The tavern Keeper leaves the village wearily.)K.W.: (expecting his husband) Oh! My goodness! What happened to you? T.K.: Stop talking to me. Close the door.K.W.: What happened, my dear?T.K.: Just close the door. It's my decision.(The tavern Keeper utters the sentence dismally.)K.W. : I'm asking you what happened to you! Why are you so upset!T.K.: l... Do you believe it? I was made a fool of by the old man. K.W. : Oh oh ! My goodness! How could it be? Oh -'.T.K.: Now you can understand why I am so upset,K.W.: I am as angry and sad as you are? Why are you mad with me?T.K.: (shouts at his wife) Those two guys outwitted us. Just be quiet. K.W.: (dismally) You! You!(To the surprise of the couple, the old man appears in a smoke suddenly.) O.M.: Look at me closely and see who I am.T.K.: (surprisingly) How How come you are here?O.M.: Don't be afraid! You are in a dream. Tell you the truth. I am a god and both of the two young men are my sons.! came here to teach you a lesson. Don't deceive people any more, my friend! Do your business honestly. You will suffer from what you do if you don't stop cheating people. (Finishing his advice, the old man disappears in a smoke.)T.K.: I don't dare to deceive people any more.K.W.: Yes! Me too!Scene IVTraveler 4: May I get my bill?T.K.: Won't you stay longer? Don't you satisfy with our service? Traveler 4: No. No. Everything is great.T.K.: All right. Please wait a minuet and have some tea. It's all cost thirty coins.Traveler 4: It's cheap. Thank you very much. You are really a good man. So goodbye now.T.K.: Goodbye.Narrator: Ever after, the tavern keeper and his wife treated people with kindness. What's more, they even helped poor people in need.The End。

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