新成长的烦恼第一季 2英文剧本

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GORDO：Hey, what are you doing?Miranda, look out!

MIRANDA AND LIZZIE:No! No!

MIRANDA：Are you okay?

GORDO：I cannot believe you did that.

MIRANDA：Are you sure you're okay?

TOON LIZZIE："Okay"?This is so not okay.Believe it or not, when I got ready for school this morning I wasn't aiming for leprechaun

chic.If you're wondering what happened to me we have to go

all the way back to this morning but, basically, what

happened is 'school picture day.'

LIZZIE：I have absolutely nothing to wear.No... no... no... no... LIZZIE：Hello?

GORDO：Hey, could you check in your living room and see if I left my hacky-sack over there?

LIZZIE：Sure.Hmm... not here, sorry.Oh, hold on--call-waiting. LIZZIE：Hello?

MIRANDA：It's me.

LIZZIE：Ooh, good.Talk me through a clothing crisis.

MIRANDA：What about your denim thing?

LIZZIE：Too Shania Twain.Hold on--call-waiting.Hello?

GORDO：You, uh,hung up on me and you didn't look for the hacky-sack, did you?

LIZZIE：Gordo, I am in the middle of a fashion meltdown.

GORDO：All righty,then.Chicks.

LIZZIE：That was Gordo,obsessing about his hacky-sack.

MIRANDA：Boys.

MATT：Lizzie, I need the phone.

LIZZIE：Well, that's a big problem for you isn't it?Oh, my gosh, you are so lucky you got that Delia's outfit.

MIRANDA：Three dollars an hour to clean Mrs. Fernelius's backyard isn't exactly luck.

MATT：Lizzie--phone!

LIZZIE：I was thinking more like Sarah Michelle Gellar thing--powerful but still cute...or something classy,like Gwyneth at the Oscars. MATT：Phone, phone, phone!

MIRANDA：What about that red top you just got?

LIZZIE：Ooh, ooh, the halter with the bare midriff,oh, and my black hip-huggers.It'd be so"Oops!... I Did It Again."

MATT：Mom!Dad!Lizzie's talking about dressing like Britney Spears!Man, she's hot.

LIZZIE：Code Blue--I'll have to call you back.Three...two...one.

JO：Honey, do we need to talk about this?

SAM：Britney Spears is the one who got all...developed, right? MATT：Thank you.

SAM：I really don't want her going to school looking like that. TOON LIZZIE：Not a problem.I couldn't possibly look like Britney for at least five more years and, like...five million sit-ups. LIZZIE：Matt is exaggerating.I was just talking to Miranda about what to wear for my school picture.

JO：Well, I thought you were going to wear the sweater that Gammy McGuire sent you for Christmas.

SAM：That's right,the red one.

LIZZIE：Oh...I changed my mind.

JO：Well, you loved it when you got it.Why wouldn't you wear it? TOON LIZZIE：Maybe 'cause it's hideous and it makes me look like a cookie-elf.

LIZZIE：It's just I thought it was kind of warm to wear a sweater. SAM：No, it's cool out.Besides, it would really mean a lot to Gammy McGuire. LIZZIE：It's-It's just...

SAM：Come on, Lizzie,Gammy's not getting any younger.Who knows how much longer she'll be with us?

LIZZIE：She is only 61,and she teaches windsurfing...and her mom is still alive.

MATT:What do you mean you didn't do the math homework?

BOY：I was going to.

MATT：I'm supposed to get it from you.

BOY：Angels in the Outfield...

MATT：I don't care if Angels in the Outfield was on last night.I'm going to get in trouble without that homework.

BOY：Sorry, Matt.

MATT：Thanks a lot, you muggle.

BOY：Oh, yeah,there's going to be a pop...

MATT：What? There's going to be a pop quiz, too?I'm toast.There's no way

I can go to school today.See you.

LIZZIE：But what if, like, the picture's behind a red backdrop?I mean, my head'll just be floating there.

JO：Honey, I'm sure it's going to be a neutral background and it's an adorable sweater.Don't you think so,Matt?

MATT：What? Uh...Oh, I think I'm going to throw up.

SAM：Don't make fun of your sister's sweater, Matt.Gammy McGuire really loves you kids.

MATT：No, I don't feel good.I think I'm sick.

JO：Uh-oh.Let me feel your forehead.Well, you feel warm but I can't tell if you have a fever.You go upstairs.I'll come up and take your temperature.