甄嬛传 剧本

演员：甄嬛、浣碧、安陵容、华妃、宫女、太监、皇上
The biography of Zhenhuan
第一幕
Eunuch: HuaFei is coming!
太监：华妃娘娘驾到。

ZhenHuan: Your Majesty! Long live the empress!
甄嬛：给华妃娘娘请安，娘娘万福金安。

HuaFei: Don’t stand up until someone applaud for you..(after 20 seconds) OK, you can be up now!
华妃：没有人给你鼓掌，你就不能起来。

起来吧。

ZhenHuan: Thank you.
甄嬛：谢娘娘。

（华妃放杯子）
放杯子。

HuaFei: It seems that your handicraft is better than before. Is this for the emperor?华妃“几日不见妹妹，妹妹的手艺又好了。

这是绣给皇上的？ZhenHuan: You always miss nothing! I will give the emperor this handkerchief to express my love for him.
甄嬛：什么都瞒不住姐姐，这个帕子正是送与皇上的来表达我对他的爱。

HuaFei: Love? The emperor love you? Oh , come on! I’m the only woman the emperor loves ! I’d like to tell you what is the emperor’s love.
华妃：爱？皇上爱你吗？皇上爱的是本宫，本宫倒想让你看看什么叫皇上的爱。

ZhenHuan: Ah, your headwear is really beautiful!
甄嬛：呀，姐姐的头饰可真漂亮呀。

HuaFei: If you like it and I will take it off and give it to you. Oh, but you are still only a concubine of the emperor, so you can’t wear this Mickey new style.
华妃：喜欢我的头饰那我摘下来给你，哎呦我忘了，妹妹还是嫔位，不能带我们妃位的米奇新款。

ZhenHuan: You are kidding!（？？不太确定妹妹哪敢跟姐姐相提并论呀）How dare I compare with you? Because of your good figure and beauty, so the emperor dressed you with the lamp.
甄嬛：姐姐说笑了，妹妹哪敢跟姐姐相提并论呀？凭姐姐这身材，这相貌，皇上才给姐姐装灯的。

HuaFei: No matter how I dressed , it is not for myself. I am the woman who manage the six palace, so I can’t dress shabby like some one.
华妃：装不装灯的我也不是为了自己，咱毕竟要协理六宫，不能像某些人穿得那么寒酸。

（甄嬛暗中换杯子）
换杯子。

HuaFei: But then again, I also dress it for myself. Look, there are so many beautiful girls who are the emperor’s new beloved s sitting under the stage.
华妃：可这话说回来，我又何尝不是为了自己。

你看台下坐着的，。

ZhenHuan: So many new beloveds. The emperor is really great.
甄嬛：今年这么多新宠，皇上可真厉害。

HuaFei: Yep, we both know how the emperor is. Write down the names of the beautiful girls who are under the stage , and I will train them .Now have my HuanYixiang .on.
华妃：是呀，皇上身体怎么样，咱俩都知道。

去，把台下漂亮女生的名字都记下来，本宫要好好调教一下，顺便把本宫的欢宜香点上。

Maidservant: Yes ,sir.
宫女：是。

ZhenHuan:You are so lucky to be the only person to get Huan Yixiang given by the Emperor.
甄嬛：呦，这欢宜香可是皇上御赐给姐姐的呢。

姐姐是真真的好福气呢。

Hua Fei: It is because of this perfume that others think me too luxurious. And they all know you are a thrifty housewife, nothing is wasted in your house, even your servants are also energy-saving and emission-reduction.
华妃：就是因为用这个香，多少人说我奢侈，可后宫的人都知道妹妹才是勤俭持家的好女人，妹妹不仅用东西节俭，就连身边的佣人长得也节能减排。

ZhenHuan: Thanks for your praise. Huan Bi is my personal maidservant. She can do almost everything. During the day, she is a guard and she is a maid at night. So It is true there is nothing in this world that Huanbi can not do.(转头向浣碧)I command you to take this handkerchief to the emperor and tell him that I miss him.
甄嬛：姐姐过奖了，浣碧是我的贴身陪嫁，日夜兼用型，白天是侍卫，晚上是宫女，正所谓浣碧会武术，谁也挡不住。

去把这帕子交予皇上，告诉他本宫想他了。

Maidservant: Your Majesty, this is the list of the beautiful girls under the stage.
宫女：娘娘，这是台下漂亮女生的名单。

HuaFei: Beautiful girls…hey, the ir names are good, I will reward them all.
华妃：漂亮女生，（名字）哎呦，名字都不错呢，本宫统统都有赏。

Maidservant: What does Empress reward them?
宫女：敢问娘娘赏什么呢？
HuaFei: Yizhanghong！
华妃：一杖红。

Maidservant: Yes！（指太监）Here！(太监上台，参见娘娘)Give each of them Yizhanghong！
宫女：是，来人，（太监上台，参见娘娘）一杖红
Eunuch: Yes sir！
太监：嗻
ZhenHuan: You are really generous！
甄嬛：姐姐是真大方呀。

HuaFei: Yeah，would you have one, too？
华妃：一杖红说给就给，要不给你也来一套？
ZhenHuan: No, I ‘m afraid I don’t have this fortune.
甄嬛：不用了，嫔妾怕是无福消受呀。

HuanBi: To inform my young master, the Emperor wants you to serve him tonight. Please go back and get prepared
浣碧：启禀娘娘，皇上今天翻的是您的绿头牌，快回去准备侍寝吧。

ZhenHuan: I got it. I am so sorry that I have to take a bath. And if You don’t want the crow’s-feet emerging behind your ear, just go back earlier and sleep. Excuse me, I gotta go!
甄嬛：知道了，下去吧。

姐姐真是对不住了，嫔妾要去沐浴更衣了，你也早点回去休息吧，看你的鱼尾纹都已经长到耳朵丫子上去了。

告辞。

第二幕
Maidservant: This zhenhuan always wants to be your equals by relying on the emperor’s Love . She is too ignorant!
宫女：这个菀嫔仗着皇上的宠幸就想和娘娘平起平坐，真是不知好歹。

华妃：皇上宠她我当然不高兴，不过有一件事挺值得高兴的，他毕竟还是喝下了那杯有巴豆的茶，让她爽去吧。

ZhenHuan: Yo, I almost forgot to tell you that I replaced your cup with mine. And the c roton is in yours…
甄嬛：呦，忘了告诉姐姐，你那个杯子让我换掉了，你喝的才是有巴豆的。

HuaFei: I know you are so careful, therefore I put the cup including croton in my side in advance. So you will have a diarrhea.
华妃：就知道妹妹谨慎，所以我把杯子事先有毒的放到我这边，拉稀的还是你。

ZhenHuan: You, diarrhea.
甄嬛：你拉稀。

HuaFei: You,
华妃：你拉稀。

ZhenHuan: It’s You.
甄嬛：你拉稀。

HuaFei: You.
华妃：你拉稀。

ZhenHuan: You, and your whole family ，diarrhea.!
甄嬛：你拉稀，你全家都拉稀。

HuaFei: Songzhi, tell her which cup including the croton?
华妃：松芝告诉他，到底哪杯有巴豆？
Maidservant: If you want to know that, I will tell you the truth. I put the croton into the both cups. And you both of you will have a diarrhea!
宫女：既然两位这么想知道，那我就告诉你们吧，这两杯呀，我都下了药。

HuaFei: So, you are the spy of the Queen , isn’t it?
华妃：你是皇后派来的卧底是不是？
Maidservant: Ha ha ha, you’ve got it.
宫女：哈哈哈，你猜对了。

ZhenHuan: Why? Why do you work so hard for the Old Abnormal Queen?
甄嬛：什么，你既然为乌拉那拉宜修那个老变态卖命。

Maidservant: Wow, both of you better save your strength to go to the toilet, and I will go for a reward from the Queen. See you soon!
宫女：呦，两位还是省省力气留着茅房里使吧，我要到皇后娘娘那儿领赏了，后
会有期。

第三幕
Eunuch: The emperor is coming.
太监：皇上驾到。

Anling: Your Majesty, Please take care of yourself to avoid catching a cold. 安陵容：皇上天寒地冻，仔细伤了龙体。

Emperor: It doesn’t matter.
皇上：没事。

Anling: Recently I make a new spice, I think you will like it.
安陵容：臣妾近日新调了一种香料，相信皇上您会喜欢的。

Emperor: Forget it. Go to the palace and fetch a sweater for me .
皇上：不必。

你去回宫先拿一件毛衣，然后再来见朕。

Anling: Your Majesty......
安陵容：皇上……
Emperor: Hurry!I am so tired to cope with this kind of women. Huan Huan.皇上：快去。

后宫三千不可少，应付起来真烦恼。

嬛嬛。

Zhen Huan: Silang~
甄嬛：四郎。

Emperor: What's wrong with you?
皇上：嬛嬛你怎么了？
ZhenHuan: Silang, do you have any toilet paper?
甄嬛：四郎，你有手纸吗？
Emperor: No.
皇上：这个真没有。

ZhenHuan:Silang, I am afraid I can’t serve you tonight, because Huanfei put the croton in my cup.
甄嬛：四郎，华妃那个毒妇在臣妾的杯子里下了巴豆，恐怕今晚臣妾不能服侍您了。

Emperor: Oh, my poor darling! Huanfei, you are a cruel women! Kneel down right now!
皇上：我的小心肝，华妃，你这个恶毒的女人，给我跪下。

HuaFei: Your Majesty, how can you blame me? It’s the Queen who poisoned us , and I can’t hold it! Do you have any toilet paper, or… draft paper?(跪下，抱脚)
华妃：皇上，你怎么能怪罪臣妾呢，都是皇后派人下的毒，而且臣妾这也hold 不住了。

皇上有没有手纸，没有手纸草纸也行呀。

Emperor: None at all! Do you think I will believe you? I know everything your brother does in collusion with others. Believe it or not I can disthrone your concubines’ position and put you into the Limbo right now.
皇上：什么纸都没有。

你觉得你说的话朕会信吗？别以为你和你哥哥后宫官场两相勾结的事朕也不知道，信不信朕现在就废了你的妃位把你打入冷宫。

HuaFei: Your Majesty, please don't do it! I gotta to have a dragon baby for you.
华妃：皇上，我还得为你孕育龙种呢。

ZhenHuan: Don’t even think about it! Do you know why the emperor gives you Huanyixiang? Because it was put into a lot of musk, and it will makes you infertile. So,
now you just like a barren field that grows nothing. You are wasting the emperor’s energy.(踢华妃一脚)
甄嬛：就凭你想都别想，你知道皇上为什么给你欢宜香吗？里面放了大量的麝香，大家都知道芳香所散之处必有滑胎堕胎不孕不育之功效，现在的你就是一块盐碱地，种啥啥不长。

你都浪费了皇上的雨露了。

（踢华妃一脚）
HuaFei: Either let me live, or let me die! And even if I die, I will die elegantly. (开灯、喝水、自杀)
华妃：皇上不让我生就是让我死，就算我死也要华丽地死去。

（开灯，喝水，自杀）
ZhenHuan: HuaFei, you sacrifice your life to prove the words that only a ruthless woman can raise. (转向皇上)SiLang, where do we go to enjoy ourselves tonight?
甄嬛：华妃，你牺牲用你的生命为台下的姐妹应证了一句话女人心不狠，一定站不稳。

皇上今晚我们上哪儿玩？
Emperor: Oh? I heard that English Department of Century College，the Beijing University of Posts and Telecommunications has many beautiful girls r
ecently. Look, they are in the audience. Let’s go and have a look!
皇上：今天晚上？听说北京邮电大学世纪学院外语系新进了不少的秀女，你看看，不都在台下看着呢吗？走，跟朕瞧瞧去。

ZhenHuan:They are already rewarded Yizhanghong. So now their color is really brilliant.
甄嬛：都被华妃赏了一杖红了，那颜色才叫一个鲜艳。

Emperor: Oh, forget it! (做呕吐状) This is disgusting. Let we go back to the palace!
皇上：那还是算了吧，太惨了，那你送朕回宫吧！。