英语话剧6人

女士们,先生们,让我介绍了演员。第一个是zhaoyun,今晚 他是演员。和他的黑人兄弟zhangfei,老板liubei。不要忘 了对方曹先生,和他的顾问JiangGan,夺路最强劲。最后,不 要忘记谁在幕后我——导演。
旁白：Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.
的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理……（赞同状）
夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~！（抡起两拳，作欲与敌人搏斗状）
发冷状，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪击状）
曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened?
夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud
white bone finger ,it's so terrible
（曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起）
就在刚才不久一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗现在正向这里杀过来他就是张飞
开场介绍：Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.
真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英雄泪满襟！
蒋干 :Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said; 丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎么吉利。
(曹操险些被地上的夏侯敦绊倒. 曹操：Huh? Who threw the banana rind? （咦？这是谁扔的西 瓜皮？ （转身，看见倒在地上的夏侯敦） 曹操：Do not Xiahou Dun? Is he engaged in what is
曹操：I didn„t expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack. It reminds me of a poem, “Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful”（没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！
夏侯敦：Children， stop there or i will kill you .（小贼，莫跑，要
不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到） ）
赵云：（赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗） fuck,!! attack me ??（可恶！居然敢偷袭我！）
you bitch dare to
赵云：（赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗） fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ??（可恶！居然敢偷袭我！）
就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里 杀过来，他就是张飞！！（赵云出场）
赵云：no！my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong
云从背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗）
.本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！（赵
蒋干：
It Is enemy's maid with a child in
曹操：What did you do? 那你呢？
夏侯敦：I, i ,i…… i rushed to him and fight with
him i„mfightting fightting fightting .我 我…… 我冲上去与之
赵云：look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i
took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~.
（看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我 自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顾影自怜状）…..（夏侯敦挺着枪呈 猫腰状杀出 ）
打斗 打 打 打
曹操： 然后呢? What then?
蒋干：Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy .丞相，看来是夏侯将军杀退了敌人！
夏侯敦：唔唔！（手势如下：指指门外，右手作“九”的样子，随即作全身
（二人装腔作势打斗数招）
赵云：stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!! （看我九阴白骨爪！！）
夏侯敦：oh my gad i„m over …..唔！（倒地） 赵云：yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！（下） （蒋干、曹操二人上）
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曹操： It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let„s run after them.如此看来，敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击！
（慷慨状）
蒋干： Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ......有时候我真
called performance art? 是夏侯爱卿。难道他又在搞什么行为艺
术？ （蒋干上前将夏侯敦一顿拍打，二人站起
）
曹操：Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground?夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？ 夏侯敦：there is a very black people witha baby in his band .有一人脸如黑炭，手抱孩子.