成功励志-王尔德幽默名言(中英双语)

只要一个女人看上去比她自己的女儿小十岁，她就一定会心满意足。
Bad artists always admire each other's work.
糟糕的画家总是欣赏彼此的作品。
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
一个人在选择他的敌人时，再小心也不为过。
A poet can survive everything but a misprint.
一个诗人什么都可以容忍，印刷错误除外。
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
就像亲爱的圣芳济一样，我也和贫穷联姻，但我的婚姻并不成功。
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
结婚是想象战胜了理智，再婚是希望战胜了经验。
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.
请别开枪打死那个钢琴师，他已经尽力了。
Science is the record of dead religions.
美国是唯一一个直接从野蛮进入颓废、中间没有经过文明阶段的社会。
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
要避免争论，争论总是俗不可耐，而且常常令人信服。
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue.
争论者损失的只是智力。
It is very easy to endure the difficulties of one's enemies. It is the successes of one's friends that are hard to bear.
时装丑陋得完全令人无法容忍，以至于我们必须每6个月就改变它的样式。
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
梦想家只能在月光下找到自己的路，他的惩罚是第一个看见黎明。
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
不够真诚是危险的，太真诚则绝对是致命的。
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
男女之间不可能存在友谊，有的只是爱恨情仇。
Conscience and cowardice are really the same things.
良心和怯懦其实是一回事。
Dammit sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure.
所有女人都会变得像她们的母亲一样，这是女人的悲剧。但没有男人变得像他们的父亲，这是男人的悲剧。
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
永远要宽恕你的敌人。没有什么比这更能让他们心烦的了。
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
该死，先生，结婚是你的职责，你不能总是逍遥快活。
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
民主就是指人民用人民的大头棒打击人民。
Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
不要给女人忠告;决不要给女人任何她晚上不能穿戴的东西。
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
没有女人应该对她的年龄十分准确。这显得有些精于算计。
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
一个人决不应该相信说出自己真实年龄的女人。如果她把这都说出来了，那她什么都会说。
教育是一件可敬的事，但要时刻牢记，没有什么值得知道的事是教得会的。
Experience is the name every one gives一个人给自己所犯的错误取的名字。
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
I can resist everything except temptation.
我可以抗拒一切，诱惑除外。
I have made an important discovery…that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.
美丽要比善良好，善良要比难看强。
It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment.
所有人类的重大问题都有一个共同点：没有点幽默和疯狂是没办法解决的。
世界上只有两种悲剧，一种是一个人没有得到他想要的，另一种是他得到了。
It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
这是一件很悲哀的事——如今几乎没有无用的信息。
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
来自敌人的困难可以忍，来自朋友的成功则无可忍。
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
人生就是一件蠢事追着另一件蠢事而来，而爱情则是两个蠢东西追来追去。
Like dear St Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my case the marriage is not a success.
I think that God, in creating Man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
我想，上帝在创造人类时高估了他的能力。
I was working on the proof of one of my poems all morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.
I love acting. It is so much more real than life.
我喜欢演戏。与人生相比，演戏更真实。
I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I had breakfast in bed.
我经常锻炼。只是昨天我是在床上吃的早饭。
我有一个重大发现——如果摄入足量酒精，就会产生各种陶醉的效果。
I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me.
我喜欢对一堵墙说话，世界上只有它不会反驳我。
女人如何能期望会从男人那里获得幸福，如果他坚持把她当作一个完全正常的人。
I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don't talk politics.
我喜欢政治晚会，这是唯一人们不谈政治的地方。