超级幽默诙谐的英语双语笑话合集

超级幽默诙谐的英语双语笑话合集

一、

an or his bride, a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because uch for the nice y elderly mother, i told him that mother y mother shook her head in disgust. can you imagine, she said. seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!

医生走后，我母亲厌恶地摇摇头。你能想象吗，她说，付了他70元，我还得亲他!

三、

after being a thought it e perfumehe asked the cosmetics clerk. she sho a $50.00 bottle.

那些香水怎么卖啊他问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。

thats a bit much,said tim, so she returned aller bottle for $30.00.

看起来好像有点贵哦!提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。

thats still quite a bit,tim complained.

还是贵了点。提姆抱怨道。

groean,said tim, is id like to see something really cheap.

我的意思是，提姆说，我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。

the clerk handed him a mirror.

售货员听了后，递给了提姆一面镜子。

四、

miles sometime e. iles anager of the office came in by chance to have his o.

麦尔斯有时在上班时间去理发馆理发，但这是违反办公室规定的：职员只能利用自己的时间理发。一天，正当麦尔斯理发时，经理碰巧也进来理发，而且就坐在他旁边。

hello, miles, the manager said. i see that you are having your hair cut in office time.

你好，麦尔斯，经理说。我看到你在上班时间理发了。

yes, sir, i am, admitted miles calmly. you see, sir, it groe.

是的，先生。正是这样。麦尔斯平静地承认了。可先生，你看，头发是在上班时间长的。

not all of it, said the manager at once. some of it groe.

不全都是吧，经理立刻说，有一些是在你自己的时间里长的。

yes, sir, thats quite true. ansiles politely, but im not having it all cut off.

对呀，先生，你说得很对。麦尔斯礼貌地回答说，但我并没有把头发全都剪掉啊。