Unbelievably(非常搞笑,经典)
一些滑稽的电影英语
一些滑稽的电影英语1. "Dumb and Dumber"（《呆头呆脑》），这是一部经典的喜剧电影，讲述了两个愚蠢却善良的朋友的冒险故事。
2. "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy"（《新闻大亨，朗·伯根迪传奇》），这是一部关于一个自负的新闻主播的喜剧电影，充满了荒诞和滑稽的情节。
3. "Superbad"（《超级坏蛋》），这是一部关于两个高中生在毕业前一晚的疯狂冒险的喜剧电影，充满了尴尬和搞笑的场景。
4. "Bridesmaids"（《伴娘》），这是一部关于一位新娘和她的伴娘们之间的喜剧电影，讲述了一系列滑稽而尴尬的情节。
5. "The Hangover"（《宿醉》），这是一部关于一群朋友在婚前派对后醒来时失去记忆的喜剧电影，充满了荒诞和令人捧腹的情节。
6. "Airplane!"（《空中大灾难》），这是一部以航空为背景的喜剧电影，充满了荒诞和滑稽的对白和情节。
7. "Napoleon Dynamite"（《拿破仑·炸药》），这是一部关于一个社交不擅长的高中生的喜剧电影，充满了尴尬和幽默的场景。
8. "Shaun of the Dead"（《僵尸肖恩》），这是一部关于一个平凡人在僵尸危机中的喜剧电影，将恐怖和喜剧巧妙地结合在一起。
9. "The Pink Panther"（《粉红豹》），这是一部关于一个追捕珠宝贼的憨态可掬的警察的喜剧电影，充满了滑稽和喜剧的场景。
10. "Ghostbusters"（《捉鬼敢死队》），这是一部关于一群捉鬼人的喜剧电影，充满了幽默和特效的场景。
这些电影都以其幽默和滑稽的情节而闻名，可以带给观众欢乐和笑声。
翻译腔经典语录搞笑
翻译腔经典语录搞笑
1. 原文，"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."
翻译腔搞笑版，人生就像一盒巧克力，你永远不知道你会得到什么，就像买彩票一样，中奖不中奖全凭运气。
2. 原文，"I'll be back."
翻译腔搞笑版，我会回来的，就像忘记带手机出门一样，一定会再回家拿的。
3. 原文，"May the Force be with you."
翻译腔搞笑版，愿原力与你同在，就像是有人给你加了个外挂一样，无敌啊！
4. 原文，"To be or not to be, that is the question."
翻译腔搞笑版，要么做，要么不做，这就是个问题，就像是
要不要吃那块蛋糕一样，纠结啊！
5. 原文，"Keep calm and carry on."
翻译腔搞笑版，保持冷静，继续前行，就像是踩到狗屎了也要笑眯眯地走下去一样，面对困难要乐观啊！
这些是一些简单的例子，翻译腔搞笑语录的关键是通过夸张、夸大和幽默的方式来呈现原文的意思。
希望这些例子能给你带来一些乐趣！。
让人不忍直视的搞笑英语翻译
让人不忍直视的搞笑英语翻译1、How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?直译：一根火柴能点着整片森林，一盒火柴也生不起个营火，这咋回事!意译：想当年哥戴套都能让人怀孕，看今朝叔竟然去看男科2、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?如果4/5的人在忍受腹泻的痛苦，那剩下1/5咋回事?很享受吗?3、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。
意译a：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。
意译b:所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智慧告诉你这终还是男女有别~4、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧!5、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill anda laxative on the same night.无论，在任何情况下，永远，不要在一个夜晚，同时吃，安眠药，和通便灵。
6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫!晚到的老鼠有奶酪!b. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃。
英语谐音梗冷笑话
1 、冰糖Shirley
2、添砖java
3、真的Dior丝
4、一jay钟情
5、star皆空
6、五体toddy
7、skr为止
8、东施Shopping
9、生无Clean
10、煎bingo子
11、低头school乡
12、藏龙wolf
13、一lemon逼
14、皮蛋solo粥
15、even不值
16、lose谁手
17、bottle汹涌
18、你伤害了我却excel过
19、我就是贪生pass
20、好sir之徒
21、手draw饼
22、吓swallow
23、Tony带水
24、似懂freedom
25、有bear来
26、无five天
27、运筹vivo
28、无情hollow少
29、东方不buy
30、悄woo声息
双关语，英文是pun，是英语中常见的修辞格之一。
这种修辞被广泛应用于文学作品，影视作品以及日常生活中。
该修辞格巧妙利用词的谐音、词的多义或
歧义等，使同一句话可同时表达不同意义，以造成语言生动活泼、幽默诙谐或嘲弄讥讽的修辞效果，使人读来忍俊不禁。
爆笑英语 谐音巧记单词
爆笑英语谐音巧记单词爆笑：英语单词巧记忆，爆笑英语到了！爆笑（1）：警察跑累死police，n,警察，音“跑累死”。
警察的最终结局是“跑累死”，因为小偷可以选择休息，而警察不能，警察永远跟在多个小偷的后面。
爆笑（2）：柴门出主席chairman，n,主席，音“柴门”。
柴门是寒门。
寒门出孝子，也出主席。
从柴门走出来的主席很多。
爆笑（3）：饱死老板，饿死员工boss，n，老板，音“饱死”。
worker，n，工人，音“饿客”。
工人们不要不平衡，老板会撑而“饱死”，工人是“饿客”，饿，不一定死。
或者说，饱死老板，饿死员工，与老板殊途同归。
爆笑（4）：法官会“榨汁”judge，n，法官，音“榨汁”，又音“喳吱”。
社会上有种说法“吃了原告，吃被告。
”有些法官会“榨汗”，榨原告被告的油汁。
法官喳喳吱吱时候，是在纠问式审判，现在是听判式，法官很少“喳吱”了。
爆笑（5）：律师老爷lawyer，n,律师，音“老爷”。
有个被告叫律师老爷，忘了叫法官青天大老爷，法官非常生气。
毕竞法官比律师说了算。
爆笑（6）：阿哥累了Ugly,adj，丑陋的，音“阿哥累”。
阿哥累了，变得丑了，心灵美了，阿妹不离他走了。
爆笑（7）：政委与神甫commissar，n.，代表, 政委，音“靠弥撒”。
弥撒是天主教的一种宗教仪式，用面饼和葡萄酒表示耶稣的身体和血来祭祀天主。
西方的军队有随军神甫，相当于政委吧，靠弥撒做思想政治工作吧。
thank,you.谢谢你。
音“三克油”。
解：三克油，送给你，略表谢意。
礼物虽轻，谢意情浓。
爆笑（9）：客套与套客talk，v,谈话, 谈论, 议论,n ,谈话。
音“套客”。
解：中国人谈话先客套，外国人真接就套客，小心哪。
爆笑（10）：抬之若爆，小心为妙Terrible adj. 很糟的, 极坏的, 可怕的，音：“抬若爆”。
解：一抬就能爆炸的东西，如定时炸弹，一定是可怕的。
We saw a terrible storm. 我们遇到了一场可怕的风暴。
《老友记》经典对白
第一季1、Ross: go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!“不用管我，去你的吧，这是你梦寐以求的保罗呀！”罗斯由于离婚心情十分沮丧，但听到妹妹莫尼卡终于和喜欢的人约会，还是从心里由衷地为她高兴，甚至有兴致开起了玩笑。
爱一个人，所以能暂时忘却自己的烦恼，分享他（她）的喜悦。
“If you ever need holding,call my name ,I'll be there.”“当你想找一个肩膀依靠，告诉我，我马上到！”的背景音乐选得极好，很平常的歌，选出一句，放在一个情景里，都十分煽情。
这时的罗斯和瑞秋分别望着窗外，这样孤独的凝望，揭开了罗斯十年的单恋和两人又一个十年的情感纠缠。
Monica: Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!“欢迎来到现实世界，它糟糕的要命，但你会爱上它的。
”朋友们强迫瑞秋剪掉了老爸给的信用卡，帮她与千金小姐的生活彻底决裂。
以后的日子她体会到很多民间疾苦，但收获了更多的幸福。
2、Rachel: word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.“我给你的建议是：一定要让那个垫场的再表演一下，不然下次你就只能一个人憋在家里听CD了。
”朋友们来讨论吻对女孩子的重要性。
作为男生的我们，即使不能理解，也要记在心头。
最美的爱情场景，是白发苍苍的靠在一起。
Ross: You are, you're welling up.“就是，你哭了。
”罗斯为给未出生的孩子取名一事跟前妻和苏珊争执，继而掉头离去。
但听到显示屏里孩子蠕动的声音，立刻停下脚步，呆在了当场。
英语幽默笑话集锦
英语幽默笑话集锦笑话1：鸡蛋的问题小明问小华：“你怎么知道一个鸡蛋是生的还是熟的？”小华：“很简单，我把鸡蛋放进水里，如果浮起来就是生的，如果沉下去就是熟的。
”小明：“那如果鸡蛋半浮半沉呢？”小华：“那就是半生不熟。
”笑话2：打电话小明用英语给外国朋友打电话：“Hello! Is it Mr. Brown’s residence?”外国朋友说：“I’m sorry, you have the wrong number.”小明再打一次：“Hello! Is it Mrs. Brown’s residence?”外国朋友愤怒地说：“No, I told you already, you have the wrong number!”小明再打一次：“Hello! Is it Mr. Brown’s residence?”外国朋友非常生气：“I can’t believe you called me again! This is not Mr. Brown’s residence!”小明笑着说：“I know, but I just love hearing you say it!”笑话3：父亲的损失小明的父亲对他说：“小明，你知道我为什么戴假发吗？”小明好奇地问：“为什么呢？”父亲严肃地回答：“因为我是个有发言权的人。
”笑话4：天堂和地狱有一天，人们来到上帝面前询问天堂和地狱的存在。
他们问上帝：“天堂和地狱是什么样子的？”上帝微笑着回答：“我带你们去看一看。
”首先，上帝打开了通向地狱的门。
门一打开，他们看到里面是一个宴会厅，摆满了美食和饮料，但每个人手中都拿着又长又粗的筷子，无法把食物送入嘴中。
接着，上帝带着他们去了天堂。
天堂的门打开后，他们看到了和地狱一样的情景，宴会厅里也是美食和饮料满满，每个人同样手中拿着又长又粗的筷子。
但人们却高兴地吃得很满足，因为在天堂里，他们都学会了相互喂食。
笑话5：自动售货机小明走到一个自动售货机前，看见上面写着：“请用英语选择您要购买的商品。
搞笑的电影英文台词带翻译
English Translation: "If I call your name, do you dare to respond?"
Movie: "Flirting Scholar"
This classic line comes from the comedic film "Flirting Scholar," starring Stephen Chow. In this scene, the main character, Tang Bohu, tests the loy daring her to answer his call. The playful and flirtatious nature of the quote adds to the humor of the movie.
Funny Movie Quotes with English Translation
Movies are great sources of laughter and entertainment. There are many classic lines in movies that have become popular and are still being quoted today. In this article, we will take a look at some funny movie quotes and their English translations, providing a good laugh and a deeper understanding of the humor.
又幽默又短的英语笑话
又幽默又短的英语笑话对于笑话，可能只是文字游戏，但有时它在人们解决生活中的困惑时起着重要作用，知道英语笑话有哪些吗?下面是小编给大家带来的又幽默又短的英语笑话_有趣的笑话英语小短文，以供大家参考，我们一起来看看吧!又幽默又短的英语笑话(一)一切都正常A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned." "You talked! You talked!" Shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?" "Well, up till now," Said the boy, "things have been okay."又幽默又短的英语笑话(二)老谋深算There was a 75-year-old multi-millionaire who had just married a beautiful 18-year-old blond girl. So his friends asked him, "How did you manage to get an 18-year-old girl to marry you, when you're 75?"And the old man replied, "I told her I was 99, so she would marry me quick!"又幽默又短的英语笑话(三)吝啬鬼的聚会The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.""Why use my elbow and foot?""Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"又幽默又短的英语笑话(四)导盲犬帮我看A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store.The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head. The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what's going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, "Pardon me. May I help you with something." The blind man says, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."又幽默又短的英语笑话(五)林肯过生日Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.又幽默又短的英语笑话(六)三只乌龟Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee。
坑siri的搞笑英语
坑siri的搞笑英语Siri，作为iOS设备上的智能个人助理，一直以来都是用户们生活中的好伙伴。
然而，有时我们并不仅仅是在向Siri寻求答案，而是有意或无意地打趣、开玩笑或者测试其反应。
下面将为大家带来一些能够坑Siri的搞笑英语对话，希望能给大家带来一些欢乐。
1. Q: Siri, 能给我唱首歌吗？A: "嗨，你什么都可以要求我做，但是要靠得住，不要曲线救国"。
2. Q: Siri, 我是世界上最帅的人吗？A: "当然，如果你说的是所有在这个小房间里的人”。
3. Q: Siri, 你喜欢喝酒吗？A: "我对融入你们这个美丽的行星而感到兴奋”。
4. Q: Siri, 有什么新电影值得看吗？A: "我不是一个电影评论家的种子，但我知道《肖申克的救赎》要比《空中监狱》好”。
5. Q: Siri, 你有男朋友吗？A: "我的职责是帮助你，不是与之约会"。
6. Q: Siri, 你喜欢Android吗？A: "我为所有智能助手鸣不平"。
7. Q: Siri, 你会跳舞吗？A: "只一个字——不"。
8. Q: Siri, 讲个笑话给我听。
A: "为什么音乐家们穿着围裙？因为他们弹奏菜肴！"9. Q: Siri, 你有兄弟姐妹吗？A: "作为一个助手，我是孤独的子女"。
10. Q: Siri, 明天天气怎么样？A: "我不懂修复天气神童的潮汐表情"。
11. Q: Siri, 你认识克隆人吗？A: "916分钟前，我在追逐自己"。
12. Q: Siri, 你喜欢上帝吗？A: "没有很大的爱，只有很多很多的爱"。
13. Q: Siri, 有什么福利网站吗？A: "你觉得这个问题不大对吗？"14. Q: Siri, 你会爱情吗？A: "爱是一门天生的本领。
超级搞笑的式英语
超级搞笑的式英语Company Document number：WUUT-WUUY-WBBGB-BWYTT-1982GT超级搞笑的中国式英语1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四： no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come， one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between fuck36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去你不去我去！：You go no go You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁：What do you think ,who are you54. 你TMD：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed， I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red？85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：Ifollowyou!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我：am I easy I95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one106. 要钱还是要命：money or life107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：Onelookclocklove109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update 112. 远水解不了近渴：Farwatercarnotsavenearthirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you115. 怎么是你：how are you116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行：this too good118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know， no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five。
超级搞笑的式英语
超级搞笑的式英语Document serial number【UU89WT-UU98YT-UU8CB-UUUT-UUT108】超级搞笑的中国式英语1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四： no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come， one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between fuck36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去你不去我去！：You go no go You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁：What do you think ,who are you54. 你TMD：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed， I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：Ifollowyou!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我：am I easy I95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one 106. 要钱还是要命：money or life107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：Onelookclocklove109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update112. 远水解不了近渴：Farwatercarnotsavenearthirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you115. 怎么是你：how are you116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行：this too good118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know， no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past 124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five。
捧腹大笑十个滑稽短片让你笑到停不下来
捧腹大笑十个滑稽短片让你笑到停不下来1. 喜剧之王这个滑稽短片展示了一位喜剧演员在舞台上为观众们呈现精彩的表演。
从他滑稽的动作到夸张的表情，每一个细节都让人忍俊不禁。
特别是在他摔跤的那一幕，简直让人捧腹大笑。
观看这个滑稽短片能为你带来无尽的欢乐。
2. 少林熊猫这个滑稽短片以一只可爱的熊猫为主角。
在片中，它试图模仿少林功夫的动作和姿势，但却笨拙地失败，搞笑的场面让人哈哈大笑。
尤其是当它摔倒的时候，整个画面都让人感到喜剧化。
这个滑稽短片不仅逗趣，还带着一丝无厘头的幽默。
3. 傻瓜欢乐时刻这个滑稽短片描绘了几个傻瓜在一起度过的欢乐时光。
他们的搞笑行为和滑稽动作将观众带入了欢乐的氛围中。
从他们尴尬的尬舞到滑稽的面部表情，每一个场景都让人忍俊不禁。
观看这个滑稽短片，保证你会笑个不停。
4. 闹鬼马戏团这个滑稽短片以一个马戏团为背景，讲述了由幽灵引发的一系列搞笑和滑稽的事件。
从幽灵在空中飞舞到滑稽的马戏团表演，整个故事都让人捧腹大笑。
观看这个滑稽短片，你会享受到鬼马幽默的娱乐。
5. 笑爆你的胃这个滑稽短片集结了一系列令人捧腹大笑的场景。
无论是搞笑的小丑还是滑稽的动物，每一个角色都能带给观众无尽的欢乐。
从他们的滑稽动作到他们诙谐的台词，整个短片充满了喜剧的元素。
观看这个滑稽短片，你肯定笑到停不下来。
6. 傻瓜大战这个滑稽短片展示了几个傻瓜之间的愚蠢争斗。
他们的滑稽动作和搞笑表情将观众带入了一个笑料不断的世界。
尤其是他们互相嘲笑和恶作剧的场景，让人忍俊不禁。
观看这个滑稽短片，你会忘记所有的烦恼，笑个不停。
7. 笑破肚皮这个滑稽短片以一位滑稽喜剧演员为主角。
他通过滑稽的动作和搞笑的表情将观众带入了一个欢乐的世界。
特别是他模仿动物的场景，简直令人捧腹大笑。
观看这个滑稽短片，你会感受到滑稽喜剧的魅力。
8. 爆笑脱线这个滑稽短片以一场搞笑的相声表演为主题。
演员们通过滑稽的语言和夸张的动作带给观众无尽的欢乐。
尤其是他们的笑料和搞怪的表情，让人忍俊不禁。
100个幽默成语谐音梗 英语
100个幽默成语谐音梗英语Idioms are an integral part of the English language, adding color, nuance, and expressiveness to our communication. While idioms can be challenging for non-native speakers to master, they also present an opportunity for humor and wordplay. One particularly entertaining form of idiom-based humor is the idiom pun, where a common idiom is subtly altered to create a humorous double meaning.In this essay, we will explore 100 examples of humorous idiom puns in English. These puns play on the sounds, spellings, or meanings of familiar idioms to produce clever, lighthearted twists. Through these examples, we can appreciate the creativity and wit that can arise from manipulating the building blocks of the language.1. Beat around the bush - A gardener's least favorite task.2. Barking up the wrong tree - What happens when the dog is a chihuahua.3. Bite the bullet - The dentist's preferred instruction to patients.4. Break a leg - What happens when you're a really bad dancer.5. Burn the midnight oil - The worst way to light your home office.6. Can't judge a book by its cover - Especially if it's completely blank.7. Costs an arm and a leg - The price you pay for a full-body cast.8. Cross that bridge when we come to it - The inevitably painful outcome of procrastination.9. Don't count your chickens - Especially if you're a cowboy.10. Don't put all your eggs in one basket - Advice often given to the world's clumsiest chefs.11. Curiosity killed the cat - Especially if the cat is also a rocket scientist.12. Elephant in the room - The world's largest invisible friend.13. Every cloud has a silver lining - Unless it's a storm cloud, in which case the lining is more like zinc.14. Fit as a fiddle - The state of a musician who practices 24/7.15. Flat as a pancake - The unfortunate result of encountering a steamroller.16. Get a taste of your own medicine - The doctor's least favorite patient.17. Go the extra mile - What you do when you really don't want to be on time.18. Hang in there - Advice given to the world's most persistent window cleaner.19. Have a heart of gold - What you need to get through airport security these days.20. Hit the nail on the head - The carpenter's least favorite party trick.21. Hold your horses - Instructions given to the world's most impatient jockeys.22. In the nick of time - What you call it when you're just barely too late.23. Jump the gun - What you do when you're an overeager starting pistol.24. Keep your chin up - Guidance for those with very long necks.25. Kill two birds with one stone - The preferred method of the world's most efficient birdwatchers.26. Let the cat out of the bag - What you do when you really need to let the ferret out.27. Let's play it by ear - The favorite pastime of the hearing impaired.28. Life is a roller coaster - Especially for those who are afraid of heights.29. Lightning doesn't strike the same place twice - Except for that really unlucky tree.30. Make a mountain out of a molehill - The favorite hobby of geologists.31. Money doesn't grow on trees - Except in the case of money trees,of course.32. No pain, no gain - The mantra of the world's most masochistic fitness enthusiasts.33. Once in a blue moon - What you see when you're color blind.34. Piece of cake - The dessert of choice for competitive eaters.35. Put all your eggs in one basket - Advice often given to theworld's clumsiest chefs.36. Raining cats and dogs - What happens when the local animal shelter forecloses.37. Rome wasn't built in a day - But it could probably be destroyed in one.38. Smell a rat - The pastime of the world's most overzealous exterminator.39. Speak of the devil - What you do when you accidentally summon Satan.40. Steal someone's thunder - The favorite prank of aspiring meteorologists.41. The grass is always greener - Especially if you're a landscape painter.42. The pen is mightier than the sword - Unless you're a professional fencer.43. The show must go on - Even if the stage is on fire.44. The wheels are turning - What you say when your mechanic isworking overtime.45. Time flies when you're having fun - Unless you're watching paint dry.46. Tongue-in-cheek - The preferred delivery method of the world's most sarcastic dentists.47. Under the weather - What you call it when your meteorologist is sick.48. Waiting with bated breath - The pastime of the world's most patient fish.49. Wear your heart on your sleeve - What you do when you're a tattoo artist.50. What goes up must come down - Especially if you're a really bad astronaut.51. When life gives you lemons - Make lemonade, or a really tart facial scrub.52. When pigs fly - What you say when your aviation-loving friend buys a farm.53. You can't teach an old dog new tricks - Unless you're a very persistent dog trainer.54. You're pulling my leg - What you say when your friend is a professional contortionist.55. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush - Especially if you're a bird watcher.56. Actions speak louder than words - Unless you're a mime.57. All that glitters is not gold - Especially if you're a jeweler.58. An apple a day keeps the doctor away - Unless you have a really bad aim.59. Avoid like the plague - What you do when your friend is a health inspector.60. Back to the drawing board - Where you end up if you're an architect with no eraser.61. Beggars can't be choosers - Unless you're a very picky panhandler.62. Better late than never - What you say when your friend is a professional procrastinator.63. Bite off more than you can chew - The favorite pastime of competitive eaters.64. Blessing in disguise - What you call it when your camouflage works a little too well.65. Break the ice - What you do when you're a professional hockey player.66. Burning the midnight oil - The preferred lighting method of sleep-deprived students.67. Can't see the forest for the trees - What you say when your friend is an optometrist.68. Curiosity killed the cat - Especially if the cat is also a rocket scientist.69. Don't judge a book by its cover - Unless you're a professional book cover designer.70. Don't put all your eggs in one basket - Advice often given to the world's clumsiest chefs.71. Elephant in the room - The world's largest invisible friend.72. Fit as a fiddle - The state of a musician who practices 24/7.73. Flat as a pancake - The unfortunate result of encountering a steamroller.74. Get a taste of your own medicine - The doctor's least favorite patient.75. Go the extra mile - What you do when you really don't want to be on time.76. Hang in there - Advice given to the world's most persistent window cleaner.77. Have a heart of gold - What you need to get through airport security these days.78. Hit the nail on the head - The carpenter's least favorite party trick.79. Hold your horses - Instructions given to the world's most impatient jockeys.80. In the nick of time - What you call it when you're just barely too late.81. Jump the gun - What you do when you're an overeager starting pistol.82. Keep your chin up - Guidance for those with very long necks.83. Kill two birds with one stone - The preferred method of the world's most efficient birdwatchers.84. Let the cat out of the bag - What you do when you really need to let the ferret out.85. Let's play it by ear - The favorite pastime of the hearing impaired.86. Life is a roller coaster - Especially for those who are afraid of heights.87. Lightning doesn't strike the same place twice - Except for that really unlucky tree.88. Make a mountain out of a molehill - The favorite hobby of geologists.89. Money doesn't grow on trees - Except in the case of money trees, of course.90. No pain, no gain - The mantra of the world's most masochistic fitness enthusiasts.91. Once in a blue moon - What you see when you're color blind.92. Piece of cake - The dessert of choice for competitive eaters.93. Raining cats and dogs - What happens when the local animal shelter forecloses.94. Rome wasn't built in a day - But it could probably be destroyed in one.95. Smell a rat - The pastime of the world's most overzealous exterminator.96. Speak of the devil - What you do when you accidentally summon Satan.97. Steal someone's thunder - The favorite prank of aspiring meteorologists.98. The grass is always greener - Especially if you're a landscape painter.99. The pen is mightier than the sword - Unless you're a professional fencer.100. The show must go on - Even if the stage is on fire.。
趣味搞笑的英语成语
趣味搞笑的英语成语1.爱屋及乌Love me,love my dog.2.百闻不如一见Seeing is believing.3.比上不足比下有余worse off than some,better off than many; to fall short of thebest,but be better than the worst.4.笨鸟先飞A slow sparrow should make an early start.5.不眠之夜white night6.不以物喜不以己悲not pleased by external gains,not saddened by personnal losses7.不遗余力spare no effort; go all out; do one‘s best8.不打不成交No discord,no concord.9.拆东墙补西墙rob Peter to pay Paul10.辞旧迎新bid farewell to the old and usher in the new; ring out the old year and ring inthe new11.大事化小小事化了try first to make their mistake sound less serious and then to reduceit to nothing at all12.大开眼界open one‘s eyes; broaden one’s horizon; be an eye-opener13.国泰民安The country flourishes and people live in peace14.过犹不及going too far is as bad as not going far enough; beyond is as wrong as fallingshort; too much is as bad as too little15.功夫不负有心人Everything comes to him who waits.趣味英语成语五十条，让你口语飞起来！16.好了伤疤忘了疼once on shore,one prays no more17.好事不出门恶事传千里Good news never goes beyond the gate,while bad news spread far andwide.18.和气生财Harmony brings wealth.19.活到老学到老One is never too old to learn.20.既往不咎let bygones be bygones21.金无足赤人无完人Gold can‘t be pure and man can’t be perfect22.金玉满堂Treasures fill the home.23.脚踏实地be down-to-earth24.脚踩两只船sit on the fence25.君子之交淡如水the friendship between gentlemen is as pure as crystal; a hedgebetween keeps friendship green趣味英语成语五十条，让你口语飞起来！26.老生常谈陈词滥调cut and dried,cliche27.礼尚往来Courtesy calls for reciprocity.28.留得青山在不怕没柴烧Where there is life,there is hope.29.马到成功achieve immediate victory; win instant success30.名利双收gain in both fame and wealth31.茅塞顿开be suddenly enlightened32.没有规矩不成方圆Nothing can be accomplished withoutnorms or standards.33.每逢佳节倍思亲On festive occasions more than ever one thinks of one‘s dear onesfar away.It is on the festival occasions when one misses his dear most.34.谋事在人成事在天The planning lies with man,the outcome with Heaven. Man proposes，God disposes.35.弄巧成拙be too smart by half; Cunning outwits itself趣味英语成语五十条，让你口语飞起来！36.拿手好戏masterpiece37.赔了夫人又折兵throw good money after bad38.抛砖引玉a modest spur to induce others to come forward with valuable contributions;throw a sprat to catch a whale39.破釜沉舟cut off all means of retreat;burn one‘s own way of retreat and be determined to fight to the end40.抢得先机take the preemptive opportunities41.巧妇难为无米之炊If you have no hand you can‘t make a fist. One can’t make brickswithout straw.42.千里之行始于足下a thousand-li journey begins with the first step--the highesteminence is to be gained step by step43.前事不忘后事之师Past experience,if not forgotten,is a guide for the future.44.前人栽树后人乘凉One generation plants the treesin whose shade another generation rests.One sows and another reaps.45.前怕狼后怕虎fear the wolf in front and the tiger behind hesitate in doingsomething趣味英语成语五十条，让你口语飞起来！46.强龙难压地头蛇Even a dragon （from the outside）finds it hard to control a snakein its old haunt - Powerful outsiders can hardly afford to neglect localbullies.47.强强联手win-win co-operation48.瑞雪兆丰年A timely snow promises a good harvest.49.人之初性本善Man‘s nature at birth is good.50.人逢喜事精神爽Joy puts heart into a man.。
关于nothing is impossible but的笑话
关于nothing is impossible but的笑话
笑话标题：
"不可能是可能的可能性"
笑话内容：
有一天，小明问他的朋友小杰：“听说‘nothing is impossible（没有什么是不可能的）’，你信吗？”
小杰疑惑地看着小明说：“当然信啊，这句话是激励人的名言，表达了积极向上的精神。
”
小明得意地笑了笑：“那太好了，因为我昨天试着吃了一整块巧克力蛋糕！”
小杰一脸困惑：“吃蛋糕怎么了？这又和‘nothing is impossible’有什么关系？”
小明得意地回答：“因为蛋糕上写着‘无法吃完’，但是我还是做到了！”
小杰愣在原地，然后哈哈大笑：“哦，原来如此！你真是个‘nothing is impossible’的奇才啊！”。
经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第二集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语
经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第二集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语What you guys don't understand is, 你们男生不懂的是for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. 接吻对女生的重要性Yeah, right!... 是嘛Y'serious? 当真吗Oh, yeah! 当然Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. 初吻可以让人明白一切Absolutely. 没错Yeah, I think for us, 对我们而言kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? 接吻就像是暖场序幕kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? 摇滚乐队I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through 就像平克·弗洛伊德出场前before Pink Floyd comes out. 你得耐着性子先看完暖场搞笑秀Yeah, and-and it's not that 对而且我们并非we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... 讨厌搞笑表演而是因为that's not why we bought the ticket. 只是我们买票又不是为了看搞笑秀The problem is, though, after the concert's over, 问题在于演唱会结束后no matter how great the show was, 不论表演有多精采you girls are always looking for the comedian again, you know?你们女生总还想再重温暖场搞笑秀I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...basically 我们在车中奋力杀出车阵just trying to stay awake. 只是拼命让自己别睡着Yeah, well, word of advice:Bring back the comedian. 是哦给你个建议让搞笑秀返场Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself 否则下次你们只能坐在家里sitting at home, listening to that album alone. 独自一人听唱片...Are we still talking about sex? 我们现在还在谈论性吗...Are we still talking about sex? 史前历史博物馆No, it's good, it is good, it's just that- Mm- 不挺好的只是doesn't she seem a little angry? 她看起来是不是有点生气啊Well, she has issues. 那是因为她有问题了Does she? 真的吗He's out banging other women over the head with a club,她男人在外头拿着大棒敲昏别的女人while she sits at home trying to 而她却得在家get the mastodon smell out of the carpet! 努力清除地毯上乳齿象的臭味Marsha, these are cave people. 玛莎他们是原始人Okay? They have issues like 明白吗他们关心的问题应该是'Gee, that glacier's getting kind of close.' "嘿冰川时代离我们越来越近了"- See? - Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife? -懂吗 -谈到问题那不是你前妻吗Me? No. 我不是Yes, it is. Carol! Hi! 正是卡罗尔你好Okay.Yes.Yes,it is. 好吧是的Okay.Yes.Yes,it is. 史前生命展即将开幕How about I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age? 咱们到冰河世纪那边见好吗You look great. I, uh... 你的气色好极了我I hate that. 虽然我很不喜欢Sorry. thanks.You look good too. 抱歉谢了你看起来也不错Ah, well, in here, anyone who...stands erect... 在这儿任何直立的人So what's new? Still, uh... 最近怎么样还是A lesbian? 女同性恋Well...you never know. How's, um... 世事难料嘛那么how's the family? 家庭生活如何Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh- 玛蒂的疑心病还是很重还有Why- why are you here, Carol? 卡罗尔你来找我有什么事I'm pregnant. 我怀孕了Pregnant?! 怀孕she didn't leave in such a hurry after all 她似乎不急着离开Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where 我猜这是《三人行》里there's some kind of misunderstanding. 他们有误会的那集...Then I've already seen this one! 那我果真看过这一集Are you through with that? 喝完没Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. 真不好意思我咽得太慢了Whose little ball of paper is this?! 这是谁的小纸团Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, 应该是我的我写给自己一张便条and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... 后来觉得不需要于是将它揉成纸团...now I wish I was dead. 于是我现在不想活了She's already fluffed that pillow... 那个枕头她已经拍过了Monica, you know,you've already fluffed that--but, it's fine! 莫妮卡你已经拍过了枕头了算了Look , I'm sorry, guys, 抱歉各位I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition 我只是不想给他们任何than they already have. 借题发挥的机会Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be 没错众所周知父母对孩子的枕头about the flatness of a child's pillow. 要求有多苛刻Monica? Hi! 莫妮卡Um, Monica, you're scaring me. 莫妮卡你吓到我了I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. 我是说你现在一副慌张失措的样子And not-not in a good way. 而且显得不是很好Yeah, calm down. 对啊放轻松You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and 每次他们来时从没见twirly every time they come. 罗斯露出慌张的样子That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. 因为在我爸妈心目中罗斯不可能犯错Y'see, he's the Prince. 他是个王子Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born. 显然他们在我出生前有个大型仪式What? 什么Ugly Naked Guy got a thigh-master! 丑裸男搞了个健腿器Has anybody seen my engagement ring? 有人见我订婚戒指了吗Yeah, it's beautiful. 有挺漂亮的Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God. 天哪天哪天哪天哪No, look, don't touch that! 嘿不要动它们Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, 还嫌我现在不够恐慌害怕吗having to give it back to him... 明天就得还他戒指了'Hi Barry! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil 巴瑞记得我不我是那个身穿婚纱who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' 当着你全家人的面让你颜面无存的女孩Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, 天啊如今我要去把戒指还给他without the ring, which makes it so much harder... 结果戒指没了这是要逼死我啊Easy Rach, we'll find it. Won't we! 别急瑞秋我们会找到的对不Oh! Yeah! 是呀没错Alright, when do you have it on last? 最后一次戴是在什么时候Doy! Probably right before she lost it! 呆子大概是在丢失之前咯You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days... 这年头说"呆子"的人还真不多I know I had it this morning, 我今天早上还戴着呢and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with... 我记得当时我正在厨房...Dinah? 和黛娜一起吗Ohhhhh, don't be mad... 别生气You didn't? 你不是吧Oh, I am sorry... 哦对不起I gave you one job! 我就让你做了这么一件事情Oh, but look how straight those noodles are! 不过这面条煮得还真直Now, Monica, you know that's not 莫妮卡你明白的how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne... 在千层面中找订婚戒指不是这个样子找的I just...can't do it. 我办不到Boys? We're going in. 伙计们动手吧Wow. That is not a happy hi. 听语气不怎么开心啊Carol's pregnant. 卡罗尔怀孕了Ooh! I found it! 我找到了W-w-wh-...wha-...w-w-w-... 什么啥怎么什么Yeah. Do that for another two hours, 保持这个状态两小时you might be where I am right about now. 你就会变成我现在这样了Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon? 如此一来就不用操心枕头的事了对吧Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing? 那现在你现在要怎么办Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, 卡罗尔说她和苏珊想让我也参与进来but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved... 但是我对此感觉很不自在我不想掺和basically it's totally up to me. 一切由我做决定She is so great! I miss her. 她人好好我真想念她What does she mean by 'involved'? 她所谓的"参与"是什么意思I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done. 我觉得最大部分的工作你已经完成了Anyway, they want me to go down to this- 总之她们要我明天一起去sonogram thing with them tomorrow. 做超声波检查So what are you gonna do? 你打算怎么做I have no idea. 我也不知道No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father. 不管我怎么做我都要当爸爸了...Well, this is still ruined, right? 面已经被搅乱了不是吗Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. 玛莎·卢德文的女儿会打电话给你Mmm! What's that curry taste? 怎么会有咖哩味Curry. 那就是咖喱I- I think they're great! I, I really do. 我觉得挺很好吃真的Do you remember the Ludwins? 你还记得卢德文一家人吗The big one had a thing for you, didn't she? 他家的大女儿挺喜欢你对不They all had a thing for him. 他们家的女儿都喜欢他Aw, Mom... 别这样妈I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me? 抱歉她为何要打电话给我Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, 她刚毕业想找份烹饪的工作or food, or...I don't know. 或是做饭啥的我也不清楚Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant- 总之我告诉她你开了一家餐馆No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, 不妈我没开餐馆I work in a restaurant. 我是在餐厅工作Well, they don't have to know that... 他们不需要知道这个Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please? 罗斯能过来帮我做意大利面吗- Yeah. - Oh, we're having spaghetti! -好 -我们要吃意大利面呀That's...easy. 太简单了I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, 我知道这样要求过于自私but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing?你能提一下孩子和女同性恋的事吗Because I think it might take some of the heat off me. 因为那样好歹能让我稍稍喘口气What that Rachel did to her life... 瑞秋最近闯了那么大的祸We ran into her parents at the club, 我们在俱乐部遇见她父母they were not playing very well. 他们很不开心I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding...我不会告诉你他们为婚礼耗费了多少钱but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money! 但是四万块可是不少钱呢Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...至少她曾拥有过把男人丢在教堂圣坛的机会What's that supposed to mean? 这话算什么意思Nothing! It's an expression. 没什么表达一下亲情No, it's not. 不才不是呢Don't listen to your mother. 别听你妈的You're independent, and you always have been! 你独立自主而且一直都这么独Even when you were a kid... 就连你小时候也一样and you were chubby, and you had no friends, 那时你胖嘟嘟一个朋友也没有you were just fine! 你还是活得好好的And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles... 你会独自待在自己房间里看书玩拼图Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars,而像罗斯这种人却注定要做人中之龙的with his museum, and his papers getting published. 在博物馆工作发表论文Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- 其他人则安逸于现状I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer. 告诉你这些人绝不会得癌症哦...And I read about these women trying to have it all, 我曾读过一些女性也试图想拥有一切and I thank God 'Our Little Harmonica' doesn't seem to have that problem.幸好咱家的小莫妮卡完全没有这种烦恼So, Ross, what's going on with you? 罗斯你最近怎么样Any stories? 有啥情况吗No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks? 没有新闻八卦之类能和爸妈分享一下吗Okay! Okay. 好吧好吧Look, I, uh- I realise 听着我明白you guys have been wondering 你们一直想知道what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, 我和卡罗尔之间倒底出了什么事so, well, here's the deal. 事情是这样的Carol's a lesbian. 卡罗尔是同性恋She's living with a woman named Susan. 她现在和一个叫苏珊的女人住在一起She's pregnant with my child, 她还怀了我的孩子and she and Susan are going to raise the baby. 并打算和苏珊共同抚养And you knew about this?! 这些你居然全都知道Your folks are really that bad, huh? 你的爸妈真的很不怎么样啊Well, y'know, these people are pros. 你要知道他们特别专业They know what they're doing, 他们运筹帷幄they take their time, they get the job done. 慢慢部署最后总能达到目的Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... 常言道父母是无法交换的boy, if you could--I'd want yours. 如果可以我要你的父母Must pee. 我去尿尿Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins. 如果你是双胞胎情况会更惨- You're twins? - Yeah. We don't speak. -你是双胞胎 -对我们不往来She's like this high-powered, driven career type. 她是那种精力充沛事业心强的人What does she do? 她从事什么工作She's a waitress. 服务生All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. 好了各位我得打扫了Chandler, you're an only child, right? 钱德勒你是独生子对吧- You don't have any of this. - Well, no, -你就没这些困扰 -没有although I did have an imaginary friend, 不过我有个想像中的朋友who...my parents actually preferred. 而我爸妈比较喜欢他The lights, please... 帮我关灯...How long was I in there? 我刚在里面多久了I'm just cleaning up. 我在做打扫Do you...uh...do you need any help? 那么你你需要帮忙吗Uh...okay, sure! Thanks! 好呀谢了Anyway...um... 总之So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow? 明天要见巴瑞紧张吗Oh...a little... 有一点A lot. 很紧张So, got any advice? 有什么建议吗Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped? 作为一个刚刚被甩的人Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word'dumped'. 你应该避免用"甩"这个字眼Chances are he's gonna be this, this brokenshell of a man, y'know,因为现在他很有可能正痛不欲生so you should try not to look too terrific, 而你也不该显得如此光艳照人I know it'll be hard. 我知道这一点很难做到Or, y'know, uh, hey! I'll go down there, 这样吧我替你去一趟and I'll give Barry back his ring, 把巴瑞的戒指还给他and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN... 你陪卡罗尔和苏珊去做产科检查Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow... 你明天得见卡罗尔When did it get so complicated? 为什么会变得这么复杂啊Got me. 问倒我了- Remember when we were in high school together? - Yeah. -还记得我们在高中时吗 -记得I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone,那时我们难道不都认为自己会遇见一个人fall in love- and that'd be it? 坠入爱河然后厮守终生吗- Ross? - Yes, yes! -罗斯 -对没错Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here... 没想到自己会沦落到这个地步Me either... 我也是Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. 抱歉我迟到了工作太忙There was this big dinosaur...thing...anyway. 忙着处理巨型恐龙什么的Ross, you remember Susan. 罗斯记得苏珊吗How could I forget? 我怎能忘得了Ross. 罗斯Hello, Susan. Good shake. Good shake. 你好苏珊她的手好有力So, uh, we're just waiting for...? 那么我们在等Dr. Oberman. 欧伯曼大夫- ...Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he - She. -欧伯曼大夫他 -是女的She, of course, she- uh- 女的当然了那么她familiar with our...special situation? 了解我们的特殊状况吧Yes, and she's very supportive. 了解而且她非常支持Okay, that's great. 好太好了No, I'm- Oh. 不我不用Thanks. 谢了Ross? That opens my cervix. 罗斯那是用来打开我的子宫颈的Barry? 巴瑞Come in. 进来Are you sure? 不打扰吧Yeah! It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours. 没问题罗比得待在这儿好几个小时呢So, how are you doing? 最近好吗I'm- uh- I'm okay...You look great! 我还行你的气色好极了Dr. Farber, 范瑞柏医生- Jason Greenstein's gagging. - Be right there. -杰森·格林斯坦吐了 -马上到Be back in a sec. 我马上回来I dumped him. 我甩的他So, how's this all gonna work? 接下来会怎么样Y'know, with us? 我是说关于咱们仨Y'know, when, like, important decisions have to be made? 比方说某些重大的决定Give me a 'for instance'. 举个例子Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, 好吧我也不知道好吧好吧how about with the, uh, with the baby's name? 比方说给孩子起名- Marlon. - Marlon? -马龙 -马龙If it's a boy, 如果是男孩的话Minnie if it's a girl. 如果是个女孩就叫米妮...As in Mouse? 跟米老鼠的女友同名As in my grandmother. 和我奶奶同名Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. 不管怎样听到米妮还是想到米老鼠Um,how about, um...how about Julia? 对了叫朱莉亚怎么样Julia... 朱莉亚We agreed on Minnie. 我们决定用米妮Totally, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. 很好我俩还曾决定共度一生呢Things change, roll with the punches. 世事难料见招拆招I believe Julia's on the table...? 茱莉亚可以作为备选吗Sorry about that. 真不好意思So. What have you been up to? 对了最近你过得如何Oh, not much. I-I got a job. 混得过去我刚找到工作Oh, that's great. 这太好了Why are- why are you so tanned? 你怎么晒得这么黑Oh, I, uh- I went to Aruba. 我去阿鲁巴了- Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone? - No, -你独自一人去度蜜月了 -不是I went with, uh...Now, this may hurt. 我是和你也许会受伤- Me?! - No! -我吗 -不是I went with Mindy. 我和明蒂去的Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?! 明蒂我的伴娘明蒂吗Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now. 对我们现在算是正式交往中Oh! Well...um, You've got plugs! 哦好吧你去做植发了Careful! They haven't quite taken yet. 小心点还没有固定得很好呢And you've got lenses! 你还配了隐形眼镜But you hate sticking your finger in your eye! 你不是讨厌将手指戳进眼里吗Not for her. 为了她就不同了Listen, I really wanted to thank you. 听我说我真的想谢谢你See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. 一个月前我还想伤害你More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. 这辈子我都从未如此想去伤害某个人And I'm an orthodontist. 我可是个牙医呢Wow. You know, you were right? 哇对啊你说得没错I mean, I thought we were happy. 我之前以为我们很幸福We weren't happy. 其实我们并不幸福But with Mindy,now I'm happy. 但和明蒂在一起现在我很幸福- Spit. - What? -吐掉 -什么Me. 说我啦Anyway, um, 算了I guess this belongs to you. 我想这个该还给你And thank you for giving it to me. 谢谢你将它送给我Well, thank you for giving it back. 好吧也谢谢你送还给我Hello! 喂Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen? 拜托海伦有什么不好Helen Geller? 海伦·盖勒I don't think so. 我不同意- It's not gonna be Helen Geller. - Thank you! -她不会叫海伦·盖勒的 -谢谢No, I mean it's not Geller. 不我是说她不姓盖勒What, it's gonna be Helen Willick? 难道她叫海伦·威利克No, actually, um, 不老实说we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch. 我们考虑用海伦·威利克·班奇Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title? 等等为何名字里有她的份It's my baby too. 因为她也是我的孩子Oh, so funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm. 真搞笑啊我不记得你也贡献了精子Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is! 我们都知道那是个极大的挑战All right, you two, stop it! 够了你们两个别吵了No no no, she gets a credit, 不功劳全让她抢了hey, I'm in there too. 拜托我也是当事人好吗Ross. You're not actually suggesting 罗斯你该不会想用Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 海伦·威利克·班奇·盖勒吧Cause I think that borders on child abuse. 因为我觉得这样很像虐待儿童Of course not, 当然没有I'm...suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch. 我想用盖勒·威利克·班奇Oh, no, nonononono, 不行不行不行不行you see what he's doing? 你看出他的心思了吗He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, 他知道没人会叫全名的so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way! 这样大家只会叫她盖勒他就此得逞My way?! You-you think this is my way? 我得逞你认为这样算得逞Believe me, of all the ways 相信我我这辈子都没想到I ever imagined this moment in my life being, 自己会沦落到这步田地this is not my way- y'know what? 这不是我想要的好吗Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do- 这太难了我不行我做不到Knock knock! How are we today? Any nausea? 有人在吗今天如何想呕吐吗- A little. - Yeah. - Yeah. -一点点 -想吐 -有点儿吧Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, 好吧我只是想问问准妈妈but...thanks for sharing. 不过谢谢你们这么配合Uh, lie back... 躺好You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go. 那个我准备走了I don't- I don't think I can be involved 这件事太不寻常了in this particular thing right now. 我觉得自己没办法参与进来Oh, my God. 我的天啊Look at that. 看啊I know. 我知道Well? Isn't that amazing? 怎么样很神奇吧What are we supposed to be seeing here? 我们应该看到什么I don't know, but... 我不知道不过I don't know, but... [《星际迷航》]I think it's about to attack the Enterprise. 我觉得它似乎马上要去攻击企业号You know, if you tilt your head to the left, 如果你们把头稍微向左偏and relax your eyes, 两眼放空it kind looks like an old potato. 它的样子就像是一颗老土豆Then don't do that, alright? 那拜托不要那么看行吗Okay! 好Monica. What do you think? 莫妮卡你认为呢Wh- are you welling up? 你是不是热泪盈眶呀No. 不是You are, you're welling up. 你就是你热泪盈眶I'm not! 我没有You're gonna be an aunt. 你就要成为姑姑了Oh shut up! 闭嘴啦Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. 喂明蒂喂我是瑞秋Yeah, I'm fine.I saw Barry today. 我很好我今天和巴瑞见面了Yeah, he told me. 对他告诉我了No,i t's okay. Really, it's okay 不没关系真的没事I hope you two are very happy, I really do. 我祝你们幸福快乐真心祝福Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, 对了明蒂如果你们感情顺利and you guys end up getting married and having kids- 最后能结婚生子的话and everything- 那么I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose.希望你的孩子有他的发际线和你的糟鼻子Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, 我知道这招很贱but I feel so much better now. 但我感觉棒极了第一季第二集老友记So no one told you life was gonna be this way 没人告诉你生活会是这样your jobs a joke, you're broke, 你滑稽的工作你的差劲your love life's D.O.A. 你半途而废的爱情It's like you're always stuck in second gear, 就像开车卡在二档And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, 每日每周每月or even your year, but 甚至每年都是如此I'll be there for you, 大雨倾盆时when the rain starts to pour. 我会陪伴你I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你like I've been there before. 像我以前那样I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你'cause you're there for me too. 因为你也陪伴着我。
关于nothing is impossible的笑话
关于nothing is impossible的笑话
1. 老师问小明：“如果有一件事是可能的，那它是否就是可能的？”
小明回答：“不，老师。
例如，如果我说我能在一天内吃掉一百个汉堡，那是不可能的。
”
老师：“为什么？”
小明：“因为我只有一张嘴。
”
2. 有一天，一只蚂蚁对大象说：“你知道吗，我可以实现你所有的愿望。
”
大象惊讶地问：“真的吗？那你能让我从这个笼子里出去吗？”
蚂蚁回答：“当然可以，但是我需要你闭上眼睛。
”
大象疑惑地闭上了眼睛，然后听到蚂蚁说：“现在你可以打开眼睛了。
”
大象睁开眼睛，发现自己还在笼子里，于是问蚂蚁：“这是怎么回事？”
蚂蚁笑着说：“你看，我告诉过你，没有什么是不可能的。
”
3. 有一天，一位科学家对他的朋友说：“我发现了一个秘密，只要说出‘没有什么是不可能的’，任何事情都可以实现。
”
他的朋友不相信，于是科学家对他说：“好吧，那你就试试看。
”
朋友大声说：“没有什么是不可能的！”
突然，他们身边的一块石头变成了金子。
科学家高兴地说：“看吧，我说的对吧？”
朋友惊讶地看着金子，然后对科学家说：“等等，我们现在怎么把这块金子变回去？”。
让你吐血的超级搞笑英文翻译
1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,they say! if you have nothing to say,go home!!有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me彼此彼此7．You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！8．know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知…9．WATCH SISTER表妹10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's sons can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11．American Chinese not enough美中不足12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述13．heart flower angry open心花怒放14．go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过15．小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。