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2--Not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts
3--whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school.
4--What a lame-o.
5--Someone really should just put him out of his misery.
6--Want me to kill him for you?
7--Yeah.Would you?
8--My name is Lester Burnham.
9--This is my neighborhood.
10--This is my street.
11--This is my life.
12--I'm42years old.In less than a year...
13--...I'll be dead.
14--Of course,I don't know that yet.
15--And in a way,I'm dead already.
16--Look at me.
17--Jerking off in the shower.
18--This will be the high point of my day.
19--It's all downhill from here.
20--That's my wife,Carolyn.
21--See the way the handle on those pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? 22--That's not an accident.
23--Hush,Bitsy!
24--Hush!What is wrong with you?
25--That's our next door neighbor,Jim.
26--And that's his lover...Jim.
27--You spoil her.Bitsy...
28---Me?-...no bark!Come inside now!
29---Come on.-Good morning,Jim!
30--Morning,Carolyn.
31--I love your tie.That color!
32--I just love your roses.
33--How do you get them to flourish like this?
34--Well,I'll tell you:eggshells and Miracle-Gro.
35---I've never heard of that.-Man...
36--...I get exhausted just watching her.
37--She wasn't always like this.She used to be happy.
38--We used to be happy.
39--My daughter,Jane.Only child.
40--Janie's a pretty typical teenager:
41--angry,insecure,confused.
42--I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass
43--but I don't want to lie to her.
44--Jane,honey,are you trying to look unattractive?
46--Congratulations,you've succeeded admirably.
47--Lester,could you make me a little later?I'm not quite late enough.
48--Nice going,Dad.
49--Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser.
50--And they're right.
51--I have lost something.
52--I'm not exactly sure what it is,
53--but I know I didn't always feel this...sedated.
54--But you know what?
55--It's never too late to get it back.
56--Hello.This is Lester Burnham from Media Monthly magazine.
57--I'm calling for Mr.Tamblin,please.
58--Well,we're all under a deadline here.
59--There's some information about your product launch
60--that isn't even covered in your press release and...
61--Yeah,OK.Can I ask you a question?
62--Who is Tamblin?Does he exist?
63--'Cause he doesn't ever seem to come in.
64--Yeah,OK.I'll leave my number.
65--It's555-0199.
66--Lester Burnham.Thank you.
67--Hey,Les.
68--You got a minute?
69--For you,Brad,I got five.
70--So I'm sure you can understand
71--our need to cut corners around here.
72--Sure.Times are tight.You got to free up some cash.
73--You got to spend money to make money,right?
74---Exactly.-Like the time when Mr.Flournoy
75--used the company MasterCard to pay for that hooker,
76--then she used the card and stayed at the St.Regis for three months...
77---That's unsubstantiated gossip!-That's$50,000!
78--That's someone's salary who's gonna get fired
79--because Craig has to pay women to fuck him!
80--Jesus!Calm down.
81--Nobody's getting fired yet.
82--That's why we're having everyone write out a job description
83--mapping out in detail how they contribute.
84--That way management can assess who's valuable...
85--And who's expendable.
86--It's just business.
87--I've been writing for this magazine for14years.You've been here a month? 88--I'm one of the good guys,Les.
90--This is your one chance to save your job.
91--There's no decision.Just write the damn thing.
92--You don't think it's weird and kind of fascist?
93--Possibly,but you don't want to be unemployed.
94--Let's sell our souls and work for Satan because it's more convenient.
95--Could you be a little bit more dramatic,please?
96--So we finally got new neighbors.
97--If the Lomans had let me represent them instead of the Real Estate King
98--that house would never have sat on the market for six months.
99--They were still mad at you for cutting down their sycamore.
100--Their sycamore?Come on!
101--A substantial portion of the root structure was on our property.
102--How can you call it their sycamore?
103--I wouldn't have the heart to cut down something if it wasn't partially mine. 104--Mom,do we always have to listen to this elevator music?
105--No.No,we don't.
106--As soon as you've prepared a nutritious,yet savory,meal that I'm about to eat 107--you can listen to whatever you like.
108--So,Janie,how was school?
109--It was OK.
110--Just OK?
111--No,Dad.It was spectacular.
112--Well,you want to know how things went at my job today?
113--They've hired this efficiency expert.
114--This really friendly guy named Brad.How perfect is that?
115--He's there to make it seem like they're justified in firing somebody
116--because they couldn't just come right out and say that.
117--That would just be too honest.
118--So they've asked us.You couldn't possibly care less,could you?
119--Well,what do you expect?
120--You can't all of a sudden be my best friend just because you had a bad day. 121--I mean,hello!You've barely even spoken to me for months.
122--What?You're Mother of the Year?You treat her like an employee.
123--What?
124--What?!
125--I'm going to get some ice cream.
126--Janie...
127--I'm sorry I haven't been more...
128--...available.I'm just...I...
129--You know,you don't always have to wait for me to come to you.
130--Great.So now it's my fault?
131--I didn't say that.It's nobody's fault.
132--Janie,what happened?We used to be pals.
133--I will sell this house today.
134--I will sell this house today.
135--I will sell this house today.
136--I will sell this house today.
137--Welcome.I'm Carolyn Burnham.
138--This living room is very dramatic.
139--Wait till you see the native stone fireplace!
140--A simple cream could really lighten things up.
141--You could even put in a skylight.
142--Well,why don't we go into the kitchen?
143--It's a dream come true for any cook.
144--Just filled with positive energy.
145--You'll be surprised how much a ceiling fan can cut down on your energy costs. 146--You know,you could have some really fun backyard get-togethers out here. 147--The ad said this pool was"lagoon-like."
148---Nothing"lagoon-like"about it.-Except for maybe the bugs!
149--There aren't even any plants out here!
150--What do you call this?Is this not this a plant?
151--If you have a problem with the plants,I can call my landscape architect.
152---Solved!-I think lagoon,I think waterfall.
153--I think tropical.This is a cement hole.
154--I have some tiki torches in the garage.
155--Shut up!
156--Stop it!You weak.You baby!Shut up!
157--Shut up!Shut up!
158--Who are you looking for?
159--My parents are coming tonight.
160--They're trying to,you know,take an active interest in me.
161--Gross.I hate it when my mom does that.
162--They're such assholes.Why can't they just have their own lives?
163--What makes you so sure she wants us to be there?Did she ask?
164--Of course not.She doesn't want us to know how important this is to her. 165--But she's been practicing her steps for weeks.
166--I'll bet money she'll resent it.
167--And I'm missing the James Bond marathon on TNT.
168--Lester!This is important!
169--I'm sensing a real distance growing between you and Jane.
170--Growing?She hates me.
171--She's just willful.
172--She hates you,too.
173--I'm sorry,I'm sorry.
174--Pardon me.Excuse me.
175--Now,for your halftime entertainment,
176--Rockwell High's award-winning Dancing Spartanettes!
178--Shit!They're still here.
179---Janie!-Hey,I really enjoyed that!
180---Congratulations!You were great!-I didn't win anything.
181--Hi,I'm Lester,Janie's dad.
182--Oh,hi.
183--This is my friend,Angela Hayes.
184--OK.Good to meet you.
185--You were also good tonight.Very...
186---...precise.-Thanks.
187--Nice to meet you,Angela.Honey!
188--I am so proud of you!You know,I watched you very closely.
189--You didn't screw up once!
190--OK.We have to go.
191---So what are you girls doing now?-Dad!
192--We're going out for pizza.
193--Really?We can give you a ride.I have a car.Want to come with us? 194--Thanks,but I have a car.
195--You have a car.Well,that's great.That's great.
196--'Cause Janie's thinking about getting a car soon,aren't you?
197--Dad!Mom's waiting for you.
198--It was very nice meeting you,Angela.
199--Any friend of Janie's is...
200--...a friend of mine.
201--Well...
202--...I'll be seeing you around,then.
203--Could he be any more...pathetic?
204--I think he's sweet.
205--And I think he and your mother have not had sex in a long time.
206--It's the weirdest thing.
207--I feel like I've been in a coma for about20years
208--and I'm just now waking up.
209--Spectacular.
210--I'm so sorry my dad was weird tonight.
211--That's OK.
212--I'm used to guys drooling over me.
213--It started when I was about12.
214--I'd go to dinner with my parents.
215--Every Thursday night,Red Lobster.
216--And every guy there would stare at me when I walked in.
217--And I knew what they were thinking.
218--Just like I knew guys at school thought about me when they jerked off. 219---Vomit.-No,I liked it.
220--And I still like it.
222--it means I really have a shot at being a model,which is great.
223--Because there's nothing worse in life than being ordinary.
224--I really think it'll happen for you.
225--I know.
226--Because everything that was meant to happen,does...
227--...eventually.
228--Asshole.
229--Hello?
230--Hello?
231---Hello?-Why'd you call me?
232--I didn't.
233--My phone rang and I answered,and somebody hung up.
234--I star-69ed,and I called you back.
235--Well,I was in the shower.
236--Oh,gross!
237--Ricky?Breakfast!
238--Be right there.
239---Mom?-Hello.
240--I don't eat bacon,remember?
241--I'm sorry.I must've forgotten.
242--What's new in the world,Dad?
243--This country is going straight to hell.
244---Are you expecting anyone?-No.
245--No.
246---Hi.-Welcome to the neighborhood.
247--Just something from our garden.
248--Except the pasta.We got that at Fallaci's.
249--It's unbelievably fresh.Drop it in the water and it's done.
250--Jim Olmeyer.Two doors down.Welcome to the neighborhood.
251--Colonel Frank Fitts,US Marine Corps.
252---Nice to meet you.This is my partner.-Jim Berkley,but people call me J.B. 253--Let's cut to the chase,OK?What are you guys selling?
254--Nothing.We just wanted to say hi to our new neighbors.
255--Yeah,yeah...
256--You said you're partners,so what's your business?
257--Well...
258--He is a tax attorney.
259--And he's an anesthesiologist.
260--How come these faggots always have to rub it in your face?
261--How can they be so shameless?
262--That's the whole thing,Dad.
263--They don't feel that's anything to be ashamed of.
264--Well,it is.
266--Don't placate me like I'm your mother,boy.
267--Forgive me,sir,for speaking so bluntly:
268--Those fags make me want to puke my fucking guts out.
269--Well,me too,Son.
270--Yeah,me too.
271--I'm serious.He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out.
272--You know,like,"Say hello to Mr.Happy."
273---Gross.-It wasn't gross.
274---It was kind of cool.-So did you do it with him?
275--Of course I did.
276--He is a really well-known photographer.
277--He shoots for Elle on,like,a regular basis.
278--It would've been so majorly stupid of me to turn him down.
279--You are a total prostitute.
280--Hey.That's how things really are.
281--You just don't know because you're this pampered little suburban chick. 282--So are you.You've only been in Seventeen once,and you looked fat!
283--So stop acting like you're goddamned Christy Turlington!
284--Cunt!
285--I am so sick of people taking their insecurities out on me.
286--Oh,my God!That's the pervert who filmed me last night.
287--Him?Jane,no way,he's a total lunatic.
288---You know him?-Yeah.
289--We were on the same lunch shift when I was in ninth grade
290--and he would always say the most random,weird things.
291--And then one day,he was just,like,gone.
292--And then,Connie Cardullo told me
293--that his parents had to put him in a mental institution.
294--Why?What did he do?
295--What do you mean?
296--Well,they can't put you away just for saying weird things.
297--You total slut!
298---You've got a crush on him!-What?Please!
299--You're defending him.You love him.You want to have10,000of his babies. 300---Shut up!-Hi.
301--My name's Ricky.I just moved next door to you.
302--I know.
303--I remember this really creepy incident where you were filming me last night. 304--I didn't mean to scare you.I just think you're interesting.
305--Thanks,but I don't need some psycho obsessing about me right now.
306--I'm not obsessing.I'm just curious.
307--What a freak!
308--And why does he dress like a Bible salesman?
310--That can't be real.
311--I don't believe him.
312--I mean,he didn't even look at me once.
313--How'd you get in the Army?
314--Look,Sergeant,I got three reasons for being in the Army.
315--First,I'm patriotic.Second,I love my country.And third,they nailed me. 316--You two boys report to me immediately after this formation.
317--Take them away,Sarge!
318--Hey.
319--One,two,three,four.
320--What's going on here?
321--Bend all the way down.Here comes the bull of the woods.
322--I'm sorry,what?
323--Mom,nobody said anything.
324--Oh.I'm sorry.
325--Everyone's with their spouse.How'd it look if I showed up with no one? 326---You end up ignoring me and talking...-Now listen to me.
327--This is an important business function.
328--As you know,my business is selling an image
329--and part of my job is to live that image...
330--Honey,do me a favor.
331--Just say whatever you want to say and spare me the propaganda.
332--All right.Hi,Shirley!
333--Listen,just do me a favor.Act happy tonight.
334---I am happy,honey.-No,you're not.
335--Oh!That's Buddy!
336--Buddy.Buddy!
337---Hi.-Hi!Good to see you again.
338--It's so good to see you,too,Catherine.
339---Carolyn.-Carolyn,of course.How are you?
340--Very well,thank you.
341---Hello,Christy.-Hello.
342---My husband,Lester.-It's a pleasure.
343--We've met before,actually.This thing last year.
344---Christmas at the Sheraton.-Oh,yeah.
345--It's OK.I wouldn't remember me,either.
346--Honey,don't be weird!
347---All right,honey.I won't be weird.-OK.
348---I'll be whatever you want me to be.-Well,OK...
349---We have a very healthy relationship.-I see.
350--Well,I don't know about you guys,but I need a drink.
351--Put a little more in there,cowboy.
352--Excuse me.
354--Yeah.
355--I'm Ricky Fitts.I just moved in the house next to you.
356--Hi,Ricky Fitts.I'm Lester Burnham.
357--Hi,Mr.Burnham.
358--Do you party?
359---Excuse me?-Do you get high?
360--I probably wouldn't even tell you this if I weren't a little tipsy
361--but...I'm in complete awe of you.
362--I mean,your firm is hands down the Rolls Royce of local real estate firms
363--and your personal sales record is...
364--It's very intimidating.
365--You know,I'd love to sit down with you and just pick your brain.
366--If you'd ever be willing.
367--You know?I suppose,technically,I'm the competition
368--but,I mean,I don't flatter myself
369--that I'm even in the same league as you.
370--I don't.
371--I'd love to.
372---Really?-Absolutely.
373--Call my secretary.Have her schedule a lunch.
374--I'll do that.Thank you.
375--Did you see that movie where the body is walking around carrying its own head 376--and then the head goes down on that babe?
377--Re-Animator.
378--Look,I'm not paying you to do whatever it is you're doing out here.
379--Fine.So don't pay me.
380---Excuse me?-I quit.
381--So you don't have to pay me.Now leave me alone.
382--Asshole.
383--I think you just became my personal hero.
384--Doesn't that make you nervous,just quitting your job like that?
385--Well,I guess when you're all of,what,16...
386--Eighteen.
387--I just do these gigs as a cover.
388--I have other sources of income.
389--But my dad interferes less in my life
390--when I pretend to be an upstanding young citizen with a respectable job.
391--Lester?!
392--What are you doing?
393--Honey,this...Ricky Fitts.
394--This is Ricky Fitts.
395--I'm Ricky Fitts.I just moved into the house next to you.
396--I go to school with your daughter.
398---Yeah.Jane.-Really?
399--Hi.I'm ready to go.
400--I'll meet you out front.
401--I'm in trouble!
402--Nice meeting you,Ricky Fitts.Thanks for the...thing.
403--Anytime.Lester!
404--If you want any more,you know where I live.
405--Shit.They're home.Quick,let's go up to my room.
406--I should say hi to your dad.
407--I don't want to be rude.
408--Nice suit.
409--You're looking good,Mr.Burnham.
410--Last time I saw you,you looked kind of wound up.
411--Is that root beer?
412--I love root beer,don't you?
413---Hey.-Hi,Mom.
414--You remember Angela?
415--Yes,of course.
416--I forgot to tell you,she's gonna spend the night.Is that OK?
417--Sorry about my dad.
418--Don't be.I think it's funny.
419--Yeah,to you,he's just another guy who wants to jump your bones. 420--But to me,he's just...too embarrassing to live.
421--Well,your mom's the one who's embarrassing.What a phony. 422--But your dad's actually kind of cute.
423--Shut up.
424--He is.If he just worked out a little,he'd be hot.
425---Shut up!-Come on!
426--Like you've never sneaked a peek at him in his underwear?
427--I bet he's got a big dick.
428--You are so grossing me out right now!
429--If he built up his chest and arms,I would totally fuck him!
430--I would!I would suck on your dad's big,fat dick
431--and then I'd fuck him until his eyes rolled back in his head!
432--Jane!What's that noise?
433---I swear I heard something.-Yeah.
434--That was the sound of you being a huge,disgusting pig.
435--No,I'm serious.See?
436---Oh,my God,Jane.-What is it?
437--It's that psycho next door.Jane,what if he worships you?
438--What if he's got,like,a shrine with pictures of you
439--surrounded by dead people's heads and stuff?
440--Shit.I bet he's filming us right now.
442--Welcome to America's Weirdest Home Videos.
443---Ricky?-Coming,Dad.
444--You know I don't like locked doors in my house,boy.
445--I'm sorry.I must've locked it by accident.
446--So,what's up?
447--I need a urine sample.
448--Wow.It's been six months already.
449--Can I give it to you in the morning?I just took a whiz.
450--Yeah,I suppose.
451--You know...
452--Well...Good night,Son.
453--I've been waiting for you.
454--You've been working out,haven't you?
455--I could tell.
456--I was hoping you'd give me a bath.
457--I'm very,very dirty.
458--What are you doing?
459--Nothing.
460--You were masturbating.
461---I was not.-Yes,you were.
462--All right,so shoot me!I was whacking off.
463--That's right,I was choking the bishop.Chafing the carrot.
464--You know,saying hi to my monster.
465---That's disgusting!-Excuse me,
466--but some of us still have blood pumping through our veins!
467---So do I!-Really?
468--I'm the only one who seems to be doing anything about it!
469--Lester,I refuse to live like this.
470--This is not a marriage!
471--This hasn't been a marriage for years.
472--But you were happy as long as I kept my mouth shut.
473--Guess what?I've changed.And the new me whacks off when he feels horny, 474--'cause you're obviously not gonna help me out in that department.
475--I see.You think you're the only one who's sexually frustrated.
476--I'm not?Well,then come on,baby,I'm ready!
477--Don't you mess with me,mister.
478--I will divorce you so fast it'll make your head spin!
479--On what grounds?
480--I'm not a drunk.I don't fuck other women.
481--I don't mistreat you.I've never hit you.
482--I don't even try to touch you since you made it abundantly clear
483--just how unnecessary you consider me to be!
484--But I did support you when you got your license.
486--So turn out the light when you come back to bed,OK?
487--It's a great thing when you realize
488--you still have the ability to surprise yourself.
489--Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
490--Hey,guys!
491---Lester,I didn't know you ran.-I just started.
492--Good for you.
493--I figured you might be able to give me some pointers.I need to shape up.Fast. 494--Are you looking to just lose weight
495--or do you want to have increased strength and flexibility as well?
496--I want to look good naked.
497--What is this?
498--Fucking gay pride parade?
499--Hey,Ricky.
500--My life is passing before my eyes and those two have barely broken a sweat. 501--Sorry,hi.Lester Burnham.I live next door.We haven't met.
502--Colonel Frank Fitts,US Marine Corps.
503--Oh,well...
504--Welcome to the neighborhood,sir.
505--Ricky...
506--I was thinking about...the movie we talked about.
507---Re-Animator.-Yeah.
508--You want to borrow it?It's up in my room.
509---OK.-Come on.
510---Can you hold this for a sec?-Sure.
511--I don't think my dad would come in while someone else is here,
512---but you never know.-What is this?
513--Urine.
514--I have to take a drug test every six months just to make sure I'm clean.
515--Are you kidding?You just smoked with me last night.
516--It's not mine.
517--One of my clients is a nurse in a pediatrician's office.
518--I cut her a deal,she keeps me in clean piss.
519--You like Pink Floyd?
520--I like a lot of music.
521--Man,I haven't listened to this album in years.
522--How much do you want?
523--I don't know.It's been a while.How much is an ounce?
524--This is totally decent,and it's300.
525--This shit is top-of-the-line.
526--It's called G-13.It's genetically engineered by the US government.
527--It's extremely potent,but a completely mellow high.No paranoia.
528--Is that what we smoked last night?
530---How much?-Two grand.
531--Jesus!
532--Things have changed since1973.
533--You don't have to pay now.I know you're good for it.
534--Thanks.
535--There's a card in there with my beeper number.
536--Beep me any time,day or night.
537--And I only accept cash.
538--Now I know how you can afford all this equipment.
539--When I was your age,I flipped burgers all summer just to buy an8-track. 540--That sucks.
541--No.Actually,it was great.
542--All I did was party and get laid.
543--I had my whole life ahead of me.
544--My dad thinks I pay for all this with catering jobs.
545--Never underestimate the power of denial.
546--What the hell do you think you're doing?
547--Mom's mad.Bench presses.
548--I'm going to whale on my pecs,and then I'm going to do my back.
549--I see you're smoking pot now.I'm so glad.
550--I think using illegal psychotropic substances
551--is a very positive example to set for our daughter.
552--You're one to talk,you bloodless,money-grubbing freak.
553--Lester,you have such hostility in you!
554--Do you mind?I'm trying to work out here.
555--Unless you want to spot me.
556--Lester,you will not get away with this!You can be sure of that!
557--That's...what...
558--...you...think.
559--"My job consists of basically masking my contempt
560--for the assholes in charge
561--and,at least once a day,
562--retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off
563--while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell."
564--Well,you obviously have no interest in saving yourself.
565--Brad,for14years I've been a whore for the advertising industry.
566--The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.
567--Whatever.Management wants you gone by the end of the day.
568--What sort of severance package is management prepared to offer me 569--considering the information I have about our editorial director
570--buying pussy with company money?Which I think would interest the IRS, 571--since it technically constitutes fraud.
572--I'm sure that some of our advertisers and rival publications
574---What do you want?-One year's salary with benefits.
575--That's not going to happen.
576--What do you say I throw in a little sexual harassment charge to boot?
577---Against who?-Against you.
578--Can you prove that you didn't offer to save my job
579--if I let you blow me?
580--Man...You are one twisted fuck.
581--Nope.
582--I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose.
583--Yeah!
584---Carolyn.-Buddy.
585--I am so sorry to have kept you waiting.
586--Christy left for New York this morning.
587--Let's just say things were a little hectic around the house.
588--What's she doing in New York?
589--She's moving there.Yes.We are splitting up.
590---Buddy,I'm so sorry.-Yes.
591--According to her,I'm too focused on my career.
592--As if being driven to succeed is some sort of a character flaw.
593--She certainly did take advantage of the lifestyle my success afforded her. 594--It's for the best.
595--When I saw you two at the party the other night,you seemed perfectly happy. 596--Call me crazy...
597--...but it is my philosophy that in order to be successful,
598--one must project an image of success at all times.
599--What are you doing?
600--I was filming this dead bird.
601--Why?
602--Because it's beautiful.
603--I think maybe you forgot your medication today,mental-boy.
604--Hi,Jane.
605--Look,I want you to stop filming me.
606--OK.
607--Well,whatever.This is boring.
608--Let's go.
609---Do you need a ride?-Are you crazy?
610--I don't want to end up hacked to pieces in a dumpster somewhere.
611--It's OK.I'll walk.But thanks.
612--See?He doesn't want to go e on.Let's go.
613--Come on,Jane.
614--I think I'm gonna walk,too.
615--What?Jane,that's,like,almost a mile!
616--God!I love it!。