经典英语双关语

经典英语双关语（pun）

1. He is not a grave man until he is a grave man.

2. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

3. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tyred.

4. A: What's the longest sentence in the world?

B: Prison for life.

5. Women have a wonderful sense of right and wrong, but little sense of right and left.

6. Customer: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?

Waiter: No, sir. Round.

7. Customer: Have you got any chicken's legs?

Waiter: No, sir, I always walk this way!

8. -what lawyers do when they die?

-Lie still. (仍然在说谎)

9. A: What is the worst kind of fish? B: Selfish. 自私。

10. -What is the worst weather for mice ?

-When it rains cats and dogs.

11. -Why is the letter A like a flower?

- Because the B is after it.

13.—Why should fish be well educated?

—Because they are so often found in schools. （鱼群）