小屁孩日记Volume One P201-217翻译参考中学生适用

chaperone 女伴；行为监 督人；（尤指儿童表演时）在场 监护人
她曾经是那些来教室帮忙的家长之 一。但在我三年级的时候，妈妈自愿陪 同我们去动物园实地考察后，一切都改 变了。
Mum had prepared all sorts of material to help us kids appreciate the different exhibits. But all anyone wanted to do was watch the animals go to the bathroom.
今天世界上所有的会成为我们代课 老师的人，就是“妈妈”。（这里指所有当妈的 人）我以为妈妈参与学校活动的日子早就 结束了。
She used to be one of those parents who came in to help out in the classroom. But that all changed after Mum volunteered to be a chaperone for our field trip to the zoo when I was in third grade.
But everyone was laughing at the comics page at lunch, so I picked up a copy to see what was so funny. And when I opened it up, I couldn't believe my eyes.
Friday
I walked into my History class today, ready to execute my plan. But when I got to the door, guess who the substitute teacher was？
Of all the people in the world to be our sub today, it was Mom. I thought Mom’s days of getting ቤተ መጻሕፍቲ ባይዱnvolved at my school were over.
foil/fɔɪl/ 阻止，挫败
总之，妈妈彻底挫败了我赢得班上 小丑的计划。我只是很幸运，没有一个 类别被称为“妈宝”。否则过了今天，我 将以绝对优势赢得这场比赛。
Wednesday
The school paper came out again today. I quit my job as a school cartoonist after “Creighton the Curious Student” came out, and I didn't really care who they picked to replace me.
appreciate 欣赏；鉴别 exhibit 展览品
妈妈准备了各种材料来帮助孩子们 欣赏不同的展品。但所有人想做的都是 看动物上厕所。
Anyway, Mom totally foiled my plan to win Class Clown. I'm just lucky there is not a category called Biggest Mom’s Boy. Because after today, I’d win that one in a landslide.
dentist/ ˈ dentɪst/ 牙 科 医 生
substitute/ˈsʌbstɪtjuː t/代 用品；代替者
sub 替补队员
execute 实行；执行；处死
沃思先生告诉我们他明天约了牙 医，所以我们会有一个代课老师。
替补者就像喜剧黄金。你想说什么 就说什么，不会惹麻烦的。
星期五
今天我走进历史课教室，准备执行 我的计划。但是当我走到门口的时候， 猜猜代课老师是谁?
It was “Zoo-Wee Mama.” And of course Mr.Ira didn't change a single word of Rowley’s strip.
So now Rowley’s getting all the fame that was supposed to be mine.
sneak/sniː k/偷偷地做；偷 偷取得
thumbtack 用图钉钉住 rethink 重新考虑；再想
今天我正想办法把图钉偷偷地钉在 历史上的沃斯先生的椅子上，这时他说 了一些让我重新考虑我的计划的话。
Mr. Worth told us he has a dentist’s appointment tomorrow, so we're going to have a substitute. Subs are like comic gold. You can say just about anything you want, and you can't get in trouble.
Even the teachers are kissing Rowley’s butt. I almost lost my lunch when Mr.Worth dropped his chalk in history class--
Monday
This “Zoo-Wee Mama” thing has really got me worked up. Rowley is getting all the credit for a comic that we came up with together. I figured the least he could do was put my name on the strip as the co-creator.
May
五月
Thursday
星期四
Today I was trying to figure out how I was going to sneak a thumbtack onto Mr. Worth’s chair in History when he said something that made me rethink my plan.