十分搞笑的英语
英语笑话简短爆笑
英语笑话简短爆笑
1. Why is the doctor so angry? （为什么医生那么生气？）Because he has no patience.（因为他没有耐心呀。
）
笑点：耐心=patience，病人（复数形式）=patients，两个词读音相似，一语双关。
2. What is the longest word in the English language?（英语里最长的单词是？）Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters.（Smiles，因为它的首尾字母之间隔了一英里那么长。
）笑点：翻译时需要保留smiles，因为中文不分单复数，这里规避了字面意义上的最长，而是利用了单词mile 的含义。
3. What do you call a deer with no eyes?（没有眼睛的鹿叫什么？）No idea.（不知道。
）
笑点：deer 和idea 读音相似，这里是谐音梗。
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms?（为什么科学家不相信原子？）Because they make up everything.（因为它们构成了一切。
）笑点：make up 有化妆、编造、组成等意思，这里取了组成的意思。
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?（当
雪人跟吸血鬼杂交，会得到什么？）Frostbite.（冻疮。
）笑点：frostbite 有冻伤、冻疮的意思，同时它跟frost（霜）和bite （咬）两个词有关，这里是双关梗。
超级搞笑的中国式英语
超级搞笑的中国式英语1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四：no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come，one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠：save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see?34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between fuck36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I?45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ?54. 你TMD：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：I follow you!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我？：am I easy I？95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one106. 要钱还是要命：money or life?107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：One look clock love109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update112. 远水解不了近渴：Far water car not save near thirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you?115. 怎么是你：how are you?116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行？：this too good?118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know，no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five。
英语搞笑句子
1. Go to hell.去死吧。
2. You’re a jerk!你是个废物/混球！3. Who do you think you are?你以为你是谁？4. I don’t want to see your face!我不愿再见到你！5. Knock it off.少来这一套。
6. Get out of my face.从我面前消失！7. Get lost.滚开！8. Take a hike!哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。
9. You piss me off.你气死我了。
10. It’s none of your business.关你屁事！11. How dare you!你敢！12.Cut it out.省省吧。
13. Y ou have a lot of nerve.脸皮真厚。
14. I’m fed up.我厌倦了。
15. I can’t take it anymore.我受不了了！16. I’ve had enough of your garbage.我听腻了你的废话。
17. What were you thinking?你脑子进水啊？18. How can you say that?你怎么可以这样说？19. Who says?谁说的？20.That’s what you think!那才是你脑子里想的！21. Y ou are out of your mind.你脑子有毛病！22. Drop dead.去死吧！23. Don’t give me your shoot.别跟我胡扯。
24. Nonsense!鬼话！25. Y ou’re a pain in the ass.你这讨厌鬼。
26. Y ou’re an asshole.你这缺德鬼。
27. Y ou asked for it.你自找的。
28. Get over yourself.别自以为是。
29.Y ou’re nothing to me.你对我什么都不是。
20个英语笑话爆笑超短【英语翻译笑话】[修改版]
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1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don"t bird me,i don"t bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed i will give you some color to see see,pothers ！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me彼此彼此7．you give me stop!!你给我站住！8．know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知...9．watch sister表妹10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse" son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞11．american chinese not enough美中不足12．one car e one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述13．heart flower angry open心花怒放14．go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过15．小明：i am sorry!老外：i am sorry too!小明：i am sorry three!老外：what are you sorry for?小明：i am sorry five!16．if you want money,i have no;if you want life,i have one!要钱没有，要命一条17．i call li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。
英语搞笑读音
pregnant 怀孕——扑来个男的ambulance 救护车——俺不能死ponderous 肥胖的——胖的要死pest 害虫——拍死它
ambition 雄心——俺必胜agony 痛苦——爱过你
bale 灾祸——背噢
hermit 隐士——何处觅他strong 强壮——死壮
sting 蛰——死盯
abyss 深渊——额必死
admire 羡慕——额的妈呀
flee 逃跑——飞离
gauche 粗鲁的——狗屎
morbid 病态——毛病
putrid 腐烂——飘臭
obtuse 愚笨——我不吐死
lynch 私刑处死——凌迟
shun 闪躲——闪
tantrum 脾气发作——太蠢bachelor 学士/单身汉——白吃了temper 脾气——太泼
newbie 新手/菜鸟——牛比addict 上瘾——爱得嗑它economy 经济——依靠农民
ail 疼痛——哎哟
shabby 卑鄙的——傻比
coffin 棺材——靠坟
appall 惊骇——我跑
星期一 = 忙day，星期二 = 求死day，星期三 = 未死day，星期四 = 受死day，星期五 = 福来day，星期六 = 洒脱day，星期天 = 伤day。
搞笑英语词汇
1．Gadget：盖起它;用它起子起开瓶盖;起子属于----小工具;小机械.. 2．Gaffe：盖覆;自知口误;以手掩盖覆口----社交上令人不快的失言;失态..或：ga-get; ffe-fault;出错;说话、行为出错..3．Gaiety: 给俺天;天都给俺了还不高兴啊----欢乐;快活.. 4．Galley: 咖喱;海上风大潮湿----船上的厨房要给船员多做咖喱吃以祛风寒..5．Gallop: gal-高; lop-lope 跑;高速地跑----飞奔;疾驰..绞“死”了----绞刑架;绞台.. 让人两脚悬空;降“低”高度套绳子6．Gallows：gal-高;llow-low低;s-死;上“高”台7．Gambit: 干打瘪他;第一轮进攻就打垮他获得优势----为获得优势采取的第一步行动..8．Gambol: gam-game; bol-蹦----嬉戏;雀跃..9．Gangrene: 刚隔离;坏疽分为干性湿性和气性;湿性和气性坏疽坏死组织严重腐败;易导致机体中毒;所以要把它与正常组织隔离以免恶化----坏疽..10．Gargantuan: 旮东北话：一旮=一块;一部分刚出;刚刚出现了一小部分;冰山的一角而已;大部分还没出现呢----巨大的;庞大的.. 11．Gargoyle: gar-guard; goy-高;le-long龙; 在高处守护的龙：中国古代传说龙生九子之螭吻中国的怪兽状滴水嘴----雕刻成怪兽状的滴水嘴..12．Garner: 搁哪啊;东西攒多了没有地方搁了----收藏;积累.. 13．Garrulous: ga-gabble急促而不清楚地说;rru-rule; lous-老师;老师整天对你唠叨那些规定----唠叨的;多话的..14．Gauge: 给级;给事物评定级别----标准规格;测量仪;测量.. 15．Gaunt: gaun-光;t-tu吐;不吃东西光吐----憔悴的;瘦削的.. 16．Gavel: 该我了;法官敲槌：“该我说两句了”-----法官所用的槌;小木槌..17．Gazetteer: gaze; tteer-tear; 凝视片刻泪流满面;本以为词汇量够大了;结果一个都不认识;原来这是----地名词典;地名表..18．Gem: ge-get; m-MM; 追求MM的不二法宝----宝石;钻石.. 19．Genuflect: 真牛服了磕头----屈膝半跪以示敬意;屈从.. 20．Genuine: 真牛人----真的..21．Genus: ge-记;n-那;us; 把我们都分类记在那里-----动植物的属.. 22．Germane: 姐妹----有密切关系的..23．Gestate: gest-gesture手势; ate; 怀孕了就不用干活了;光吃ate 就行了;有什么活用手势gesture指示老公去干就行了----怀孕;孕育.. 24．Giddy: gi-giggle咯咯笑; ddy-DD; 一个在咯咯笑的DD----不严肃的;轻浮的..25．Ginger: 姜汁----姜..26．Gingerly: ginger-紧张;ly形容词后缀;紧张的----小心的;谨慎的.. 27．Gist: gi-记;st-sentence; 老师说：“这个地方非常重要;记下这个sentence”----要点;要旨..28．Glib: g-goodat; lib--ad-lib即兴演讲; 善于即兴演讲的----善辩的;流利圆滑的..29．Gobble: 够饱;吃得够饱----贪婪地吃;吞没..30．Goad: go; ad-add; 为了前进而添加的东西----刺激;激励;赶牛棒.. 31．Goblet: gob-高杯;let-little; 用高脚杯喝红酒时杯里只装一点点酒----高脚酒杯..32．Gong: 咣敲锣声----锣..33．Gourmand: 过猛;吃得过于凶猛----嗜食者..34．Gourmet: 过美;吃得过于精美----美食家..35．Granary: 割来放在哪里;粮食收割下来放的地方----谷仓;粮仓.. 36．Gregarious: 搁一家里食;在一个家里吃饭的----群居的;爱社交的.. 37．Grenade: 个人拿的;一个人就能拿动的便携武器-----手榴弹.. 38．Grill: 搁肉;把肉放在上面烤----烤肉架；烤;拷问.. 39．Groom: g-GG; room; 洞房里的GG----新郎..一组“抱怨”40~44：40．Gripe: g-给;ripe成熟的;给我点熟的吃啊-----抱怨.. 41．Grouch: 给肉吃;给我点肉吃啊----牢骚;不满..42．Grouse: 给肉食;同上----牢骚;诉苦..43．Grudge: 给垃圾;给我的都是垃圾----不满..44．Grumble: 给褥薄;给的褥子太薄了啊----发怨言;喃喃诉苦..45．Grovel: g-跪;rovel-饶我;跪下大喊：“饶了我吧”----摇尾乞怜;奴颜婢膝..46．Guffaw: g-girl; u-you; ffaw-fall; 你在一群女生面前跌倒;引起女生们----哄笑;大笑..47．Gulch: 沟池----深谷;峡谷..48．Guttle: 过头;吃的太多;过头了----狼吞虎咽..两个联想记忆：49．Grind: 引申义枯燥乏味的工作.. 驴拉磨的工作是驴拉磨本义磨碎;碾碎磨碎东西用磨盘引申义向女人献殷勤的.. Hercules为翁法勒女王服役时沉湎于爱情;穿女袍;纺纱线讨好女王 Hercules赫拉克勒斯希腊神话最勇敢的英雄;大力神 50．Gallant: 本义勇敢的注：没读过希腊神话的朋友可能不好理解;而且也许这样联系有点牵强;但是我背的时候只能记住gallant勇敢的意思;献殷勤的意思总记不住;想来想去想到这个典故;之后就记住了;大家可以试试这个方法;我觉得对我还是管用的..两个拟声词：51．Gaggle: 嘎嘎;鹅叫----鹅群..52．Giggle: 咯咯----咯咯笑..。
英语爆笑笑话5篇带翻译超搞笑的
英语爆笑笑话5篇带翻译超搞笑的下面是店铺整理的英语爆笑笑话5篇，欢迎大家阅读!英语爆笑笑话一：Hospitality好客The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-piewithout any cheese.由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。
The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returnedwith a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。
过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。
The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You musthave better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。
你在哪里找到的奶酪?”"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.“在捕鼠夹上，先生。
”那小男孩说。
英语爆笑笑话二：太黑了，看不见After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?”过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。
三分钟好笑的英语笑话10条最短的英语笑话
三分钟好笑的英语笑话:10条最短的英语笑话A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food whenthere were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well. Her mother looked at herfor a few seconds and then said, "When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, Iwas always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never breadwith butter and jam. Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, "Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?"幸运的母亲一位年轻的母亲认为，世界上还有许多受饥饿的人，浪费食物真不应该。
有天晚上，在安排幼小的女儿睡觉之前，她给女儿喂夜宵。
搞笑英语
搞笑英语~~~帮你背单词哈1. bank有一个clerk，坐在desk，看着clock，眼前black.2. 周杰伦去参加concert，大家认为他best，可对他来说太difficult，于是他生气地out，结果机会就会lost，谁知他拿起了list，点了他喜欢的dessert，餐厅给他打了discount.3. 我有一个brother ，他出生于brazil。
他从小就喜欢幻想，长大后想组建一个band，还想成为basketball star，在他birthday那天，他觉得以前想法很boring，他believe 他的未来会很beautiful.4. 有个Poland boy交了一个pen friend，他的friend写信告诉他，想要他的photo，而且希望他paint a picture送给他。
5. Tom 今天有个show，他想know ，how去参加show，现在外面在snow。
6. Mick’s birthday我想make个惊喜，于是就bake，最后为他做个cake，他看到时就take.7. 兔子王国迎新春，将举行一场特殊的competition，这不兔王正与大臣们conversation，他description说:”为提高兔子兔孙们的education,.本次大赛不再以action敏捷为主题,21世纪是information世纪这次要求兔子国民们exhibition出自己的collection互相交流学习,参赛者们持identification入场以保证全场安全.”8. Dinner过后,brother外出是个准runner ,mother坐在dresser前织sweater, father屋子center做lecture,妈妈说他是beginner,我这个0junior学生打开computer看picture，里面正是sister，因为她是个著名actor，瞧our生活多color9. 新year来临了，我要给我的dear洋娃娃wear上最beautiful的衣服，做它的successful小主人。
搞笑英语词汇
1．Gadget：盖起它，用它（起子）起开瓶盖，起子属于----小工具，小机械。
2．Gaffe：盖覆，自知口误，以手掩（盖覆）口----（社交上令人不快的）失言，失态。
? ?? ?或：ga-get, ffe-fault,出错，说话、行为出错。
3．Gaiety: 给俺天，天都给俺了还不高兴啊！----欢乐，快活。
4．Galley: 咖喱，海上风大潮湿----船上的厨房要给船员多做咖喱吃以祛风寒。
5．Gallop: gal-高，lop-lope ( 跑)，高速地跑----飞奔，疾驰。
绞“死”了----绞刑架，绞台。
??让人两脚悬空,降“低”高度??套绳子??6．Gallows：gal-高，llow-low（低），s-死，上“高”台7．Gambit: 干（打）瘪他，第一轮进攻就打垮他获得优势----为获得优势采取的第一步行动。
8．Gambol: gam-game, bol-蹦----嬉戏，雀跃。
9．Gangrene: 刚隔离，坏疽分为干性湿性和气性，湿性和气性坏疽坏死组织严重腐败，易导致机体中毒，所以要把它与正常组织隔离以免恶化----坏疽。
10．Gargantuan: 旮（东北话：一旮=一块，一部分）刚出，刚刚出现了一小部分，冰山的一角而已，大部分还没出现呢----巨大的，庞大的。
11．Gargoyle: gar-guard, goy-高，le-long龙, 在高处守护的龙：中国古代传说龙生九子之螭吻（中国的怪兽状滴水嘴）----（雕刻成怪兽状的）滴水嘴。
12．Garner: 搁哪啊，东西攒多了没有地方搁了----收藏，积累。
13．Garrulous: ga-gabble（急促而不清楚地说），rru-rule, lous-老师，老师整天对你唠叨那些规定----唠叨的，多话的。
14．Gauge: 给级，给事物评定级别----标准规格，测量仪，测量。
15．Gaunt: gaun-光，t-tu吐，不吃东西光吐----憔悴的，瘦削的。
英文搞笑40句
1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。
后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。
于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊！3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.你永远不能战胜一个纯NB，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打败你。
4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.直译：在这个世界上,我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你,但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
a：我真不想伤害你，但你也别逼我。
b：吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁由我而死。
5、If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...a. 如觉*乃*不能承受之痛，那是你操错洞。
b. 若XXOO是下体的痛，那么，是你操错。
6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫！晚到的老鼠有奶酪！b. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃。
英语爆笑笑话9篇
英语爆笑笑话9篇下面是学习啦我整理的英语爆笑笑话，希望对大家有关怀。
英语爆笑笑话：Have a neuropathy, I do not know where to get a handful of pistols, he is gone in a little black alley. When suddenly a young man, neuropathy apart from anything else its guns on the ground by pointing to his head. Asked one plus a few zero. Terrified young people, thought for a long time. Answer, equals two. Neuropathy of the killing he did not hesitate. And then get pulled in his arms, said a cold, you know too much ...有一个神经病，不知道从哪里弄来了一把手枪，他走在一条小黑胡同里。
突然遇上一个年轻人，神经病二话不说将其按在地上用枪指着他的头。
问道，一加一得几。
年轻人吓坏了，深思了很久。
回答，等于二。
神经病毫不迟疑的打死了他。
然后把抢拽在怀里，冰冷的说了一句，你知道的太多了英语爆笑笑话：Boy: Hi, didnt we go on dates before? Onec or twice?Girl: Mustve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.男孩：嗨，我们之前是不是约会过，是一次还是两次，我遗忘了。
女孩：应当只有一次吧，我从不犯两次同样的错误。
英语爆笑笑话：HospitalityThe hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guests plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese? In the rat-trap, sir, replied the boy.好客由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。
史上最神级爆笑英语翻译
史上最神级爆笑英语翻译1、You ask me, me ask who? 你问我，我问谁?2、We two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁啊！3、How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？4、you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你5、You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。
6、Want money no，want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条！7、Love who who爱谁谁。
8、I give you face you don’t wanna face 我给你脸你不要脸。
9、Horse horse tiger tiger马马虎虎10、no money no talk 没钱免谈11、You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！12、big one mother 大姨妈13、let the horse come on 放马过来。
14、red face know me 红颜知己15、seven up eight down 七上八下16、No three no four 不三不四17、I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
18、heart flower angry open 心花怒放19、dry mother 干妈20、you me you me彼此彼此21、Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上。
22、Where cool where you stay！哪凉快上哪呆着去。
23、One car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car died! (关于一场车祸的描述)24、People mountain people sea. 人山人海。
十大最搞笑的散装英语
十大最搞笑的散装英语随着国际文化的交流，英语作为国际语言，被在世界各地广泛使用，已经成为了当今世界语言的桥梁，而许多不同的国家和民族也都使用英语来沟通交流。
然而，由于许多国家的英语水平有所不同，导致了许多离奇的、搞笑的和有趣的散装英语。
以下是十大最搞笑的散装英语：1.Like tennis heel”：这句话的正确用法应该是“life is likea tennis ball”，意思是“生活像一个网球，你拿着它，它又跳回你手上”；2.Just by my eye”：正确用法应该是“just by my side”，意思是“就在我身边”；3.I have a bear here”：这句话的正确用法应该是“I have a beer here”，意思是“我这里有一瓶啤酒”；4.The vegetable is cold”：这句话的正确用法应该是“the weather is cold”，意思是“天气很冷”；5.See you next morning”：正确用法应该是“see you tomorrow morning”，意思是“明天早上见”；6.Drive along the wall”：正确用法应该是“drive along the road”，意思是“沿着路开车”；7.I’m quite ok”：正确用法应该是“I’m doing quite well”，意思是“我过得很好”；8.Where is the lie”：正确用法应该是“where is the light”，意思是“灯在哪里”；9.He works in a factory”：正确用法应该是“he works in a pharmacy”，意思是“他在药店工作”；10.Pass me the mouse”：正确用法应该是“pass me the sauce”，意思是“给我递酱汁”。
散装英语固然令人捧腹大笑，但是仔细想想也可以得出结论，散装英语的出现表明，不同地区的英语水平存在一定的差异，也暗示着要想学好英语，英语水平的提高还得靠大量的阅读、写作和练习。
超级搞笑的中国式英语
超级搞笑的中国式英语1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四：no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come，one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠：save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see?34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between fuck36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I?45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ?54. 你TMD：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：I follow you!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我？：am I easy I？95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one106. 要钱还是要命：money or life?107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：One look clock love109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update112. 远水解不了近渴：Far water car not save near thirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you?115. 怎么是你：how are you?116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行？：this too good?118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know，no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five。
超级搞笑的式英语
超级搞笑的式英语Company Document number：WUUT-WUUY-WBBGB-BWYTT-1982GT超级搞笑的中国式英语1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四： no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come， one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between fuck36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去你不去我去！：You go no go You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁：What do you think ,who are you54. 你TMD：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed， I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red？85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：Ifollowyou!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我：am I easy I95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one106. 要钱还是要命：money or life107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：Onelookclocklove109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update 112. 远水解不了近渴：Farwatercarnotsavenearthirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you115. 怎么是你：how are you116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行：this too good118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know， no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five。
超级搞笑的式英语
超级搞笑的式英语Document serial number【UU89WT-UU98YT-UU8CB-UUUT-UUT108】超级搞笑的中国式英语1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who2. 白痴：White eat!3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban4. 班长：class long5. 彼此彼此：you me you me6. 表妹：watch sister7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose10. 不三不四： no three no four11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun12. 车祸现场描述：one car come， one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart14. 吃白食：eat white food15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18. 电源线：power line19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up28. 好久不见：long time no see29. 红颜知己：red face know me30. 加油：add oil31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower32. 开水：open water33. 看不看：see no see34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go35. 课间操：lesson between fuck36. 老表：old watch37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39. 没脸见人：have no face see person40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough41. 面试：face try42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44. 你爱我吗：you love I45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you46. 你给我等着：you give me wait47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48. 你给我记住：you give me remember49. 你给我站住：you give me stop50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where52. 你去不去你不去我去！：You go no go You no go I go!53. 你认为你是谁：What do you think ,who are you54. 你TMD：you he mother’s55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57. 你有两下子：you have two down son58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed， I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see61. 七上八下：seven up eight down62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped65. 去你妈：go you mother66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning71. 色狼：colour wolf72. 生日快乐：birthday happy73. 上网：up net74. 上学：up school75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76. 是不是：yes no yes77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice78. 十三点：ten three point79. 试试看：try try see80. 耍帅：play handsome81. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang!82. 谈朋友：talk friend83. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow84. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red85. 王八：king eight86. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs87. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water88. 王老五：wang old five89. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to feed90. 我的天呀！：my sky !91. 我服了你！：Ifollowyou!92. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass93. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2594. 我容易么我：am I easy I95. 我是大儿子：I am a big son96. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom98. 我是中国人：I am in China99. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see （好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one 106. 要钱还是要命：money or life107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE108. 一见钟情：Onelookclocklove109. 意思意思：meaning meaning110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update112. 远水解不了近渴：Farwatercarnotsavenearthirsty113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah114. 怎么老是你：how old are you115. 怎么是你：how are you116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117. 这样也行：this too good118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know， no know is no know119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past 124. 走着瞧：go and look!125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five。
英语幽默笑话句子
英语幽默笑话句子1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!3. Why don't skeletons fight? They don't have the guts.4. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.5. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!7. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.8. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!9. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.10. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!11. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!12. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.13. What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hi, bud!"14. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.15. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!16. Why don't skeletons fight? They don't have the guts.17. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.18. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.20. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!21. I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.22. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.23. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.24. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left.25. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!26. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.27. What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending.28. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.29. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!30. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!31. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.32. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.33. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!34. Why don't skeletons fight? They don't have the guts.35. How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste.36. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.37. What did one wall say to the other? "I'll meet you at the corner."38. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.39. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!40. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.41. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!42. What do cows do for fun? They go to the moooo-vies.43. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!44. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.45. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!46. What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hi, bud!"47. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.48. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.49. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!50. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!总结：以上提供了50个英语幽默笑话句子，希望能给你带来一些欢乐和轻松的时刻。
搞笑的英语笑话带翻译
笑话四：What do you get vampire? Frostbite! 当你把雪人和吸血鬼混合在一起，得到什么？冻伤！
这个笑话利用了两个不相干的元素进行组合，形成了一个令人忍俊不禁的效果。
通过学习和理解这些搞笑的英语笑话带翻译，我们不仅能够提高英语水平，还能更好地了解英语国家的文化和幽默传统。同时，也能够在日常生活中运用这些幽默的表达方式，增进与人的交流，营造轻松愉快的氛围。笑话不仅给人带来快乐，还能够增进人与人之间的情感交流，是一种很好的社交工具。所以，多多学习和分享笑话，让幽默成为我们生活中的一部分。
这些英语笑话不仅仅是用语言表达幽默，还是一种思维的创新，是一种跨文化交流的方式。这些笑话在英语国家以及全球广泛传播，无论是孩子还是成年人，都能从中获得快乐。笑话的翻译也是一项挑战，需要保持原意的幽默，同时还要符合另一种语言的表达习惯和文化背景。所以，将这些笑话翻译成其他语言需要一定的语言功底和文化素养。
笑话二：What do you call a bear with no teeth? Gummy bear! 没有牙齿的熊叫什么？软糖熊！
这个笑话利用了音近字的幽默，gummy bear在英语中有两个意思，一个是指一种软糖，另一个是指没有牙齿的熊。所以这个笑话的答案就是双关，又引人发笑。
笑话三：Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts! 为什么骷髅不互相打架？因为它们没有内脏！
搞笑的英语笑话带翻译
笑话一：Why did the bicycle fall over? 因为它们两轮中的一个。
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1.爱他妈的谁谁谁：lovehemother’swhowhowho2.白痴：Whiteeat!3.板门弄斧：playanaxbeforeLuban4.班长：classlong5.彼此彼此：youmeyoume6.表妹：watchsister7.别唬我：don’ttigerme8.不管三七二十一：nocarethreeseventwotenone9.不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Bluewhosay，andwhose10.不三不四：nothreenofour11.不要开黄腔：donotopenyellowgun12.车祸现场描述：onecarcome，onecargo,twocarpeng－peng,people die13.呈现强烈的企图心：De monstrate the strong attempt heart14.吃白食：eatwhitefood15.春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know16.大人不计小人过：Bigpeople donot think of small people’smistake17.第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you18.电源线：powerline19.放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come,I’ll giveyou some color to see see20.蜂拥而至：go out like bee21.给你点颜色看看：I’ll show you some color22.给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wannaface,you lose you face,I turn my face23.恭喜发财：go highfuck try24.狗娘养的：dog mother born25.关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong26.好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：Howmanypoplegotodie,whydonot you go to die27.好好学习、天天向上：good good study,day day up28.好久不见：longtimenosee（这个用法已经被当地的美国口语，尤其是被文化程度不高的群体所接受）29.红颜知己：red face know me30.加油：add oil31.救人一命，胜造七级浮屠：savemanonelife,bettherthanbuilding up7-floor tower32.开水：open water33.看不看：see no see?34.抗日游行：resist sun swim go35.课间操：lesson between fuck36.老表：old watch37.龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon,chickenborn chicken,mouse’s son can make hole38.马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger39.没脸见人：haveno face see person40.美中不足：American Chinese not enough41.面试：face try42.明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrowmorningwhogetupearly,whocall who!43.哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!44.你爱我吗：you love I?45.你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me,so I don’t bird you46.你给我等着：you give me wait47.你给我滚出去：you gave me get out48.你给我记住：you give meremember49.你给我站住：you give me stop50.你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see,I now very busy.Oneside play go51.你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful /where where52.你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go?You no go I go!53.你认为你是谁？：What do you think,who are you?54.你他妈的：you he mother’s55.你问我，我去问谁：you ask me,me ask who56.你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!57.你有两下子：you have two downson58.你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：youhave seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers！together up！59.你真有两下子：you really have tow downson60.骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play, go and see61.七上八下：seven up eight down62.亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl63.請別碰行李：Please not ouch the move the lee64.青翠欲滴：It`s so green a swill dropped65.去你妈：goyou mother66.让世界充满爱：let"s make love all over the world67.人山人海：people mountain people sea68.人之初，性本善：people first born,sex is kind69.三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher70.三心二意：three heart two meaning71.色狼：colour wolf72.生日快乐：birthday happy73.上网：up net74.上学：up school75.胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice76.是不是：yes no yes77.十全十美：ten all ten nice78.十三点：ten three point79.试试看：try try see80.耍帅：play handsome81.死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pahot water tang!82.谈朋友：talk friend83.体壮如牛：body strong a sacow84.万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousandred（我在中国的某一个挂历中看到）85.王八：king eight86.王八蛋：wang eight eggs87.望穿秋水：look through autumn water88.王老五：wang old five89.唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hardt of eed90.我的天呀！：my sky!91.我服了你！：I follow you!92.我感到很难过：I feeld if ficult topass93.我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big.to year 2594.我容易么我？：am I easyI？95.我是大儿子：I am a big son96.我是独一无二：I am olny one no two97.我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp,I’m afraid of whom98.我是中国人：I am in China99.我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to seesee（好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）100.五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover101.无钱无得：No money,no talk102.笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile103.心花怒放：heart flower an gry open104.眼看手勿动：look,see OK,no touch105.要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one106.要钱还是要命：money or life?107.一分耕耘一分收穫：EVENG AMEWIN,EVENSOWHOLE108.一见钟情：One look clock love109.意思意思：meaning meaning110.一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot chase111.一元复苏，万象更新：onedollarrestart,tenthousandelephantupdate112.远水解不了近渴：Far watercar not save near thirsty113.咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers,who and who ah114.怎么老是你：how old are you?115.怎么是你：how are you?116.朝三暮四：morning three night four（感谢台湾卡通，好像这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）117.这样也行？：this too good?118.知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know，no know is no know119.中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year120.猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE121.猪肉面条：pig noodle122.猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!123.走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past124.走着瞧：go and look!125.钻石王老五：diamond wang old five126.作早操：do early fuck应用例之一话说一个国内知名企业，一天来了一个重要的外宾，下面是前台的对话。
前台小姐：“hello.”你好。
美国人：“hi.”你好。
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”你有什么事情？美国人：“can you speak English？”你能和我说英语吗？前台小姐：“if i not speak English，i am speaking what？”如果我不是在说英语，那我在说什么呢？美国人：“can anybody else speak English？”这里有别的人能说英语吗？前台小姐：“youyourselflook，allpeopleareplaying，nopeoplehavetime，you can wait，you wait，you not wait，you go！”.你自己看看，所有的人都在忙着，没有人有时间，你能等你就等，你不能等你说走！美国人：“good heavens. anybody here can speak English？”我的天啦，这里没有人能讲英语吗？前台小姐：“shout what shout，quiet alittle，you one have what thing?”嚷什么嚷，安静一点，你还有什么事情？美国人：“i want to speak to your head.”我要找你们的头儿。