英语幽默小故事

【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上） 】 （在物理课上）
Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat and give examples． ． Pupil（学 ）:Cold contracts, heat expands．That's （ ． why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer． ．
【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上） 】 （在地理课上） A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefinger．” ．
【3】Twenty-eight Days 】 Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it． ． Nick（ thinks a little and says）： They all have． （ ．
【3】Twenty-eight Days 】
【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上） 】 （在地理课上）
A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefinger．” ．
【4】The pen 】 比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。 比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。 玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？ 玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？ 比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。 比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。 Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please． ． Mary: why don't you want to write with your own pen? Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes． ．
【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上） 】 （在物理课上） Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat and give examples． ． Pupil（学 ）:Cold contracts, heat （ expands．That's why days are shorter in winter ． and longer in summer． ．
【5】Anne's Age（安妮的年龄） 】 （安妮的年龄）
Teacher: How old are you, Anne? Anne: Fifteen． ． Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old． ． Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen． ．
【5】Anne's Age（安妮的年龄） 】 （安妮的年龄） Teacher: How old are you, Anne? Anne: Fifteen． ． Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old． ． Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen． fifteen．
Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it． ． Nick（ ks a little and says）： They all have． （ ．
【4】The pen 】
Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please． ． Mary: why don't you want to write with your own pen? Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes． ．