英文趣味读物作文初中

英文趣味读物作文初中
英文：
As a middle school student, I always find it
interesting to read some fun articles in English. Reading humorous articles not only helps me improve my English skills, but also gives me a good laugh. Here are some of my favorite English fun articles.
One of my favorite articles is "The Ultimate Guide to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse." It's a humorous take on how to survive in a world overrun by zombies. The article is filled with witty remarks and sarcastic comments that make it a fun read. For example, the article advises readers to "always carry a can of bug spray" because "zombies hate the smell of DEET."
Another article I enjoy is "The 10 Most Ridiculous Things People Have Ever Bought on Amazon." This article lists some of the weirdest and most unnecessary items
people have purchased on Amazon, such as a "banana slicer" and a "unicorn meat" can. The article is entertaining and makes me wonder why people would buy such things.
In addition, I also like reading funny stories and jokes. One of my favorite jokes is: "Why did the tomato
turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!" It's a silly joke, but it always makes me chuckle.
中文：
作为一个中学生，我总是觉得阅读一些有趣的英文文章很有趣。

阅读幽默的文章不仅可以帮助我提高英语水平，还可以让我开怀大笑。

以下是我最喜欢的英文趣味读物。

我最喜欢的文章之一是《生存僵尸启示录的终极指南》。

这是
一篇幽默的文章，讲述了如何在一个被僵尸占领的世界中生存。

文
章充满了机智的言辞和讽刺性的评论，让人们读起来很有趣。

例如，文章建议读者“始终携带一罐杀虫剂”，因为“僵尸讨厌DEET的味道”。

另一篇我喜欢的文章是《亚马逊上最荒谬的10件东西》。

这篇
文章列出了人们在亚马逊上购买的最奇怪和最不必要的物品，例如“香蕉切片器”和“独角兽肉罐头”。

这篇文章很有趣，让我想知道为什么人们会买这样的东西。

此外，我还喜欢阅读有趣的故事和笑话。

我最喜欢的笑话之一是，“为什么番茄变红了？因为它看到了沙拉酱！”这是一个傻傻的笑话，但它总是让我笑声不断。