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老友记第一季第一集中央咖啡馆这没什么好说的There's nothing to tell!他不过是我的同事He's just some guy I work with!少来了你们都在约会了C'mon, you're going out with the guy!这个男人一定有什么问题There's gotta be something wrong with him! 他是驼背吗戴着假发的驼背So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?等等他吃粉笔吗Wait, does he eat chalk?我只是不想你Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through 重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙what I went through with Carl拜托各位放松点这甚至不算是约会Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.只不过是两个人出去吃个饭It's just two people going out to dinner而且不会上床and not having sex.听起来像是和我约会Sounds like a date to me.于是我回到了高中学校Alright, so I'm back in high school,我站在食堂中间I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria 然后发现自己全身赤裸and I realize I am totally naked.噢做过那种梦Oh, yeah. Had that dream.然后我低下头看见那里有一部Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone大哥大there.-那话儿变成了-没错- Instead of...? - That's right. -这种梦倒从未做过-没有- Never had that dream. - No.突然那电话响起来了All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 结果是我妈打来的And it turns out it's my mother,这非常非常奇怪which is very-very weird because-因为她从来不打电话给我she never calls me!嗨Hi.这家伙一张嘴打招呼我就想自杀This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. 你还好吧亲爱的Are you okay, sweetie?我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙I just feel like someone reached down my throat抓住我的小肠grabbed my small intestine,从我嘴里扯出来pulled it out of my mouth然后缠在我脖子上and tied it around my neck...饼干Cookie?卡罗尔今天把她的东西搬走了Carol moved her stuff out today-我帮你泡杯咖啡-谢了- Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks. 不不要别再净化我的灵气了No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura!求你了别碰我的灵气好吗No, just leave my aura alone, okay?我会没事的好吧I'll be fine, alright?真的各位我希望她能幸福Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.-不你不会-没错我不会的- No you don't. - No I don't,去她的她甩掉了我to hell with her, she left me!你又不知道她是女同性恋And you never knew she was a lesbian...不知道行了吧No!! Okay?!为何大家都绕着这个话题打转Why does everyone keep fixating on that?她都不知道我怎么会知道She didn't know, how should I know?有时我希望自己也是个女同性恋Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...我大声说出来了么Did I say that out loud?好了罗斯瞧Alright Ross, look.你现在很痛苦You're feeling a lot of pain right now.你很生气很伤心You're angry. You're hurting.要不要我给你支一招Can I tell you what the answer is?脱衣舞俱乐部Strip joint!别这样作为光棍儿爷们起来C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones! 我不想单身的好吗I don't want to be single, okay?我只想再次结婚I just...I just wanna be married again!而我只想要一百万美金And I just want a million dollars!瑞秋Rachel?!噢天啊莫妮卡嗨谢天谢地Oh,God, Monica, hi! Thank God!我刚去了你家可你不在I just went to your building and you weren't there有个拿大锤子的家伙说你可能会在这儿and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here结果你真的在这儿你真的在这儿and you are, you are!-要来杯咖啡吗-无咖啡因的- Can I get you some coffee? - De-Caff 好了各位这是瑞秋Okay, everybody, this is Rachel,另一位林肯高中的幸存者another Lincoln High survivor.这就是各位啦这是钱德勒This is everybody, this is Chandler,菲比还有乔伊and Phoebe, and Joey,还记得我哥哥罗斯吗and you remember my brother Ross?-当然嗨-嗨- Hi, sure! - Hi.你是想现在跟我们说说So you wanna tell us now还是我们再等四位湿漉漉的伴娘过来or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?噢上帝好吧Oh, God...well,大概在婚礼前半个小时it started about a half hour before the wedding. 我当时在存放礼品的房间里I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents,看着调味汁瓶and I was looking at this gravy boat.那是一件极其美丽的里摩日细瓷调味汁瓶This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.然后突然间When all of a sudden有糖吗Sweet 'n' Lo?我发现我对这个调味汁瓶I realized that I was more turned on比巴瑞更能引发我的兴奋感by this gravy boat than by Barry!然后我真的吓坏了And then I got really freaked out,突然想到and that's when it hit me:巴瑞真的超像薯头先生how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. 我是说我总是觉得他眼熟Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar,但是but...不管怎么说我必须离开那里Anyway, I just had to get out of there,我开始想and I started wondering"我干吗这么做我这么做是为了谁" "Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?"不管怎么说我不知该去哪里So anyway I just didn't know where to go, 而且我知道我们有点疏远了and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart,但是你是我在这个城市but you're the only person I knew唯一认识的人who lived here in the city.还没有被邀请参加婚礼Who wasn't invited to the wedding.噢我希望这不是个问题Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...我猜他送她一台管风琴Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ,而她很不喜欢and she's really not happy about it.爸爸我只是不能嫁给他Daddy, I just... I can't marry him!对不起我只是不爱他I'm sorry. I just don't love him.可是对我来说就有关系Well, it matters to me!噢她真不应该穿那条裤子Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. 要我说推她下楼I say push her down the stairs.推她下楼把推她下楼把推她下楼Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!爸你听我说C'mon Daddy, listen to me! 这就好像在我一生中It's like, it's like, all of my life,所有人都一直告诉我"你是一只鞋子everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! 你是鞋子你是鞋子你是鞋子You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. 可今天我停下来说And today I just stopped and I said,"如果我不想成为一只鞋呢"'What if I don't wanna be a shoe?如果我想当一个包包或是一顶帽子呢What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat!不我不是要你给我买帽子No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, 我说我是一顶帽子I'm saying I am a ha-这是比喻啦爸爸It's a metaphor, Daddy!这就是他的问题所在了You can see where he'd have trouble.听着爸爸这是我的人生Look Daddy, it's my life.也许我可以和莫妮卡住在一起Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.我猜和莫妮卡一起住的人选已然敲定了Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...也许那是我的决定Well, maybe that's my decision.也许我不需要你的钱Well, maybe I don't need your money.等等我说也许Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!深呼吸Just breathe, breathe...that's it.就这样试着想些美好平静的事物Just try to think of nice calm things...玫瑰上的雨滴小兔子和小猫咪Rain drops on roses and rabbits and kittens还有风铃草雪橇铃和啥啥的手套bluebells and sleighbells and something with mittens...啦啦啦啥啥和绳子串起的面条La la la something and noodles with string. 还有一些These are a few...我现在好多了I'm all better now.我帮上忙啦I helped!瞧或许这样反倒最好Okay, look, this is probably for the best,y'know?你独立了可以主宰自己的人生Independence. Taking control of your life. 如有任何需求尽管来找乔伊And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey.我和钱德勒就住在对面Me and Chandler live across the hall.而且他经常不在家And he's away a lot.乔伊别再勾引她了Joey, stop hitting on her!今天是她结婚的日子It's her wedding day!怎么啦难道还有什么明文规定不成What, like there's a rule or something?请不要在这么干了这声音很烦人Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.我是保罗It's, uh, it's Paul.让他进来Buzz him in.-保罗是谁-调酒的那个保罗吗- Who's Paul? - Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?也许吧Maybe.等等你今晚的"非正式约会"对象Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight是调酒师保罗is with Paul the Wine Guy?-他终于开口约你了吗-是的- He finally asked you out? - Yes! 噢这真是值得永久铭记的时刻Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.瑞秋我可以取消Rach, wait, I can cancel...不你去吧我没事Please, no, go, that'd be fine!罗斯你没事吧你要我留下来吗Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?那样最好That'd be good...-真的吗-才怪去吧- Really? - No, go on!那可是调酒师保罗It's Paul the Wine Guy!嗨请进保罗这是Hi, come in! Paul, this is...大家各位这是保罗...everybody, everybody, this is Paul.-嘿保罗-你好- Hey! Paul! - Hello!嗨调酒师Hi! The Wine Guy!抱歉没听清你的名字保罗是吗I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?好了坐会马上就好Okay, sit down. Two seconds.噢我刚拔掉四根睫毛不是好兆头Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.瑞秋你你今晚打算怎么过So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?这个嘛本来我应该Well, I was kinda supposed to be在阿鲁巴岛度蜜月所以没事做headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!对哦你都不能去度蜜月上帝Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God..不过在阿鲁巴岛的这个时候说到你的No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your大蜥蜴big lizards...不管怎样如果你今晚不想独处的话Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight,乔伊和钱德勒要到我那儿Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me 帮我组合新家具put together my new furniture.是呀我们特别期待特别兴奋Yes, and we're very excited about it.真的很感谢Well actually thanks,不过我今晚想待在这儿but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.-今天真的很漫长-好吧当然了- It's been kinda a long day. - Okay, sure.菲比你想来帮忙吗Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help?我倒希望能去帮忙但我不想去Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.我应该用一套这样的小蜗杆I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things,将托架装在侧面using a bunch of these little worm guys.但我没看见托架也没有看见什么蜗杆I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever而且我的腿麻了and I cannot feel my legs.这是什么What's this?我也不知道I have no idea.-书架做好了-全部完工- Done with the bookcase! - All finished!这是卡罗尔最爱喝的啤酒This was Carol's favorite beer. 她总是不用易拉罐喝我该知道She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.罗斯我问你一个问题Ross, let me ask you a question.她得到了家具音响和很棒的电视机She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- 你得到什么what did you get?你们You guys.-天啊-你被坑了- Oh, my God. - You got screwed.天哪Oh my God!-天哪-我知道我是个大白痴- Oh my God! - I know, I know, I'm such an idiot.她每周看四五次牙医时I guess I should have caught on when我心里就该有数了she started going to the dentist four and five times a week.我是说牙齿能需要多干净呢I mean, how clean can teeth get?我哥也碰到这种事了他也很纠结My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess.你是怎么熬过来的How did you get through it?你可以尝试不小心砸烂她贵重的东西Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers,-比如她的-腿- say her... - ...leg?那也是种选择至于我嘛That's one way! Me, I-我砸烂了她的表I went for the watch.你真的把她的表弄坏了You actually broke her watch?巴瑞对不起真是对不起Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry...你一定认为这件事跟I know you probably think that this is all about 我那天说你穿着袜子做爱有关what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on,其实不是是我的原因我只是but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I just... 喂电话又断了Hi, machine cut me off again...不管怎样听着anyway...look, look,你知道最可怕的是什么You know what the scariest part is?万一人这一辈子只有一个女人怎么办What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know?我是说如果你找了个女人I mean what if you get one woman-然后就此过一生and that's it?不幸的是我唯一的女人爱的是女人Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...你说什么呢"一个女人"What are you talking about? 'One woman'?这就像是在说你只能吃一种冰淇淋口味That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you.让我告诉你罗斯还有很多种口味Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there.有巧克力坚果味曲奇味还有香草味There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla.还可以和糖条果仁或者奶油一起吃You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream!这简直是你一生中最大的喜事This is the best thing that ever happened to you!你难道是八岁结的婚吗You got married, you were, like, what, eight? 欢迎回到现实世界拿起勺子开挖吧Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon! 我真不晓得现在自己是真饿了还是欲火难耐I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. 离我的冰箱远点Stay out of my freezer!自从她甩掉我之后我就Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...怎么了你打算边搅面条边讲吗What?... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?不这该是第五次约会时候才说的事儿No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.噢这么说会有第五次约会了Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?你不想吗Isn't there?想我想的Yeah... yeah, I think there is.你刚才想说什么What were you gonna say?好吧自从她离开后Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me,我就一直无法过um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform.性生活...Sexually.天啊天啊对不起Oh, God, Oh, God, I am sorry...-真不好意思-没事没事- I am so sorry... - It's okay...我知道你现在需要的必然不是被人喷一身水I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now.-多久了-两年了- Um... how long? - Two years.我真高兴你砸烂了她的表Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!那你还想要第五次约会吗So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?是的我希望有...Yeah. Yeah, I do.看乔安妮是爱卡奇的Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi!这就是不同That's the difference!"拿起勺子"Grab a spoon.你知道我拿起勺子多久了吗Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon?难道"比利别逞英雄"这句话对你没意义Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?《比利别逞英雄》年代反战歌曲还有个问题Y'know, here's the thing.就算我鼓足了勇气想约个女人出来Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,...我又能约谁呢who am I gonna ask?不可思议吧Isn't this amazing?我这辈子从没泡过咖啡I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.-真不可思议-恭喜你了- That is amazing. - Congratulations.既然你现在正进入角色While you're on a roll有没有想做个煎蛋卷之类的东西If you feel like you have to make a Western omelet or something..不过事实上我还不太饿Although actually I'm really not that hungry... -早安-早安- Morning. - Good morning.-早安-早安保罗- Morning. - Morning, Paul.-你好保罗-嗨保罗是吧- Hello, Paul. - Hi, Paul, is it?-谢谢太感谢你了-不要这样- Thank you. Thank you so much. - Stop. 晚点联系We'll talk later.谢谢你Yeah. Thank you.那还不叫真正的约会That wasn't a real date?!那你真正的约会到底要干些什么What the hell do you do on a real date?-闭嘴把桌子抬回去-好啦- Shut up, and put my table back. - Okayyy! 好了孩子们我必须上班去了All right, kids, I gotta get to work.但如果我不输入那些数字If I don't input those numbers...也没什么关系it doesn't make much of a difference...你们大伙儿都有工作So, like, you guys all have jobs?对我们都有工作Yeah, we all have jobs.这样才有钱买东西See, that's how we buy stuff.对我是个演员Yeah, I'm an actor.你演过什么我看过吗Wow! Would I have seen you in anything? 难说大部分范围都挺小的I doubt it. Mostly regional work.等下除非你碰巧看过Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the《匹诺曹》的重播Reruns' production of Pinocchio."瞧盖佩多我是真正的小男孩了"'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'《匹诺曹》的剧中台词-别这么侮辱人-你说得对对不起- I will not take this abuse. - You're right, I'm sorry."我曾是个小木偶小木偶""Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."今天感觉如何So how you doing today?睡得还好吧跟巴瑞谈过了吗Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry?我无法停止笑I can't stop smiling.看得出来I can see that.你活像昨晚睡觉时嘴里放了个撑衣架You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.我知道他是那么I know, he's just so, so...还记得你和托尼·德马科吗Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco? 记得啊Oh, yeah.就像那样那种感觉Well, it's like that. With feelings.-哇你真是有麻烦了- Wow,are you in trouble!好啦好啦我要站起来去工作Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work而且一整天都不要想他and not think about him all day.或者只是站起来去工作Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work. -祝我好运-为什么- Oh, look, wish me luck! - What for?我要去找那个工作什么的东西I'm gonna go get one of those job things.嘿莫妮卡Hey, Monica!嘿弗兰妮欢迎回来Hey Frannie, welcome back!在佛罗里达过得如何How was Florida?你做爱了对不You had sex, didn't you?-你怎么知道的- How do you do that?那么和谁So? Who?你认识保罗吧You know Paul? 保罗那个调酒的Paul the Wine Guy?对我认识保罗Oh yeah, I know Paul.你是说你认识他就像我认识他一样You mean you know Paul like I know Paul? 开玩笑吧保罗还欠我一个人情呢Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul.遇到我之前他已有两年无法过性生活Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.显然他是骗你的Of course it was a line!为什么为什么会有人那样做Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?我想你是想让我们拿出一个I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated比"想和你上床"更为复杂的回答than 'to get you into bed'.问题出在我身上Is it me?难道我身上带着某种味儿Is it like I have some sort of beacon只有狗和有严重情感问题的男人才会发觉吗that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?好啦过来把你的脚给我All right, c'mere, gimme your feet.我只是以为他是个好男人I just thought he was nice, y'know?我真不相信你不知道那是个谎言I can't believe you didn't know it was a line! -猜猜怎么了-你找到工作了- Guess what? - You got a job?开玩笑吗我什么都不会Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing!今天十二个面试我都是被嘲笑轰出来的I was laughed out of twelve interviews today. 不过你却异常兴奋And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.如果你遇见"约翰&大卫"的皮靴打五折You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale,也会跟我一样的fifty percent off!是呀你多了解我啊Oh, how well you know me...这就是我不需要工作They're my new 'I don't need a job,不需要父母一双好皮靴足矣I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!你怎么付的款How'd you pay for them?用信用卡Uh, credit card.那谁付账单And who pays for that?我爸啊Um... my... father.拜托你不能靠你爸一辈子C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.我知道这就是为什么我要结婚I know that. That's why I was getting married. 饶了她吧第一次独立并不轻松Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time.谢谢Thank you.不客气我记得我第一次来纽约时的情景You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city.当时我十四岁I was fourteen.我妈刚自杀我继父再度入狱My mom had just killed herself and mystep-dad was back in prison,我来到这里举目无亲and I got here, and I didn't know anybody.最后我和一个白化病患者住在一起And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, 他给港务局的人清洗车窗玻璃cleaning windshields outside port authority, 后来他也自杀了and then he killed himself,然后我成了按摩师and then I found aromatherapy.所以相信我我完全了解你的感受So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. 你想要说的话是The word you're looking for is"无论如何""Anyway"...好了准备好了吗All right, you ready?-我不这么想- I don't think so.剪掉剪掉剪掉C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,...欢迎来到现实世界Welcome to the real world!它糟透了但你会喜欢的It sucks. You're gonna love it!好啦你要睡在沙发上吗Well, that's it. You gonna crash on the couch? 不我要回家No. No, I gotta go home sometime.-你没事吧-没事- You be okay? - Yeah.莫妮卡看我在地板上发现了什么Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. 什么What?那是保罗的表That's Paul's watch.放回原地就好了You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy-好吧晚安各位-晚安- Alright. Goodnight, everybody. - Goodnight.-对不起-不不你来- Sorry- - No no no, go-不不你吃吧真的我不想吃No, you have it, really, I don't want it-分着吃-好吧- Split it? - Okay.你大概不知道You know you probably didn't know this, 我在高中时曾经but back in high school, I had a, um,暗恋过你major crush on you.我知道I knew.你知道哦You did! Oh....我还以为你一直认为I always figured you just thought我是莫妮卡的怪哥哥呢I was Monica's geeky older brother.的确如此I did.听着你是不是认为Oh. Listen, do you think不要太在意我and try not to let my intense vulnerability 脆弱的心灵become any kind of a factor here但是你觉得我能约你出去吗but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out?偶尔有可能吗Sometime? Maybe?当然或许Yeah, maybe...好好或许我会的Okay... okay, maybe I will...-晚安-晚安- Goodnight. - Goodnight.再见See ya....等等你怎么了Waitwait, what's the deal?我刚刚拿起了勺子I just grabbed a spoon.我真不敢相信我的耳朵I can't believe what I'm hearing here. 我真不敢相信我的耳朵I can't believe what I'm hearing here...怎么了我说你有一个What? I-I said you had a我说你有一个What I said you had...你能不能不这么干Would you stop?-噢我又来了-是的- Oh, was I doing it again? - Yes!有人要咖啡吗Would anybody like more coffee?是你冲的还是你端来的Did you make it, or are you just serving it?-我端来的-好吧给我来杯咖啡- I'm just serving it. - Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.孩子们我又做新梦了Kids, new dream...我在拉斯维加斯I'm in Las Vegas.我是丽莎·明妮莉I'm Liza Minelli-。
老友记第一季18集剧本
response: 答复，反应
很多回信
-Rachel: (to Monica): Really? (out loud): Sure, we have sconesleft! (to Monica): OK, read them to me.
亲爱的 Ms. Green …好……好……好……
-Phoebe: Wow!
哇
-Rachel: What?
怎么了？
-Phoebe: (reading): Your Visa bill is huge!
visa: 信用卡 bill: 帐单
你欠了好多信用卡费
-Rachel: (grabs the bill) Give me that!
grab: 抓住
把账单给我
(Camera cuts to Chandler and Ross at table.)
-Chandler: You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?
-Ross: Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here.
run low: 快用完了
Rach，履历表快用完了
-Monica: Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics?
Popular Mechanics:《大众机械师(Popular Mechanics)》
你说是谁，《发生何事》中那个尖酸刻薄的女孩
老友记第一季中英文字幕
老友记第一季中英文字幕第一集（开场场景：中央咖啡馆）莫妮卡（Monica）：你们知道吗，我昨天晚上梦到我们都六十岁了。
罗斯（Ross）：这个怎么可能？我到时候已经去世好多年了。
莫妮卡：我们活得好开心，我们在一个海滩度假，还和我们的孙子孙女一起。
菲比（Phoebe）：不过，我们如何在那个年纪还能有机会生孩子呢？莫妮卡：嗯，你说的有道理。
罗斯：真希望有个安宁的晚年。
Episode 1Opening Scene: Central Perk CaféMonica: You know what, I dreamt last night that we wereall sixty years old.Ross: That’s impossible. By then, I’ll have been dead for many years.Monica: We were living happily, on a beach vacation with our grandkids.Phoebe: But how did we manage to have kids at that age?Monica: Well, you have a point.Ross: I wish for a peaceful old age.本剧是一部美国情景喜剧，由大卫·克朗斯、马塞尔·博尔和凯文·布莱特创作。
剧情围绕着六位好友乔伊、钱德勒、罗斯、莫妮卡、瑞秋和菲比展开。
故事发生在纽约市曼哈顿的中央咖啡馆和他们的公寓中。
这一季共有24集，每集大约为22分钟。
以下将为您带来第一季每集的中英文字幕：This TV show is an American sitcom created by David Crane, Marta Kauffman, and Kevin Bright. The story revolves around six best friends - Joey, Chandler, Ross, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe. It takes place in the Central Perk Café and their apartments in Manhattan, New York City.The first season consists of 24 episodes, each with a duration of approximately 22 minutes. Below are the Chinese and English subtitles for each episode of the first season:第二集（中央咖啡馆）罗斯: 你知道吗，有一天你会发现那个人就在那里一直陪伴着你。
经典美剧《老友记》-第三季-第十八集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语
What's so funny? 你在笑什么？Nothing. It's an acting exercise. I'm practicing my fake laugh. 没有，这是演技练习我在练假笑What? What's so funny? 你在笑什么？No,no. There's none of that in here. 不行，店里不准抽烟Come on. At least let me finish this last one. 至少让我抽完这一根Only if you give me a drag. 好，但你得分我一口Oh,dark mother,once again I suckle at your smoky teat. 妖女，我又吻上你的唇了Why don't you hold on to that one. 整根都给你吧That's like the least fun game ever. 这是最不好玩的游戏I'm sick of your smoking, so I brought something... 我受够了，我带了一样东西...that is going to help you quit. 可以帮助你戒烟That patch is no good. 这个戒烟帖布不好用It's a hypnosis tape. 这是催眠录音带A woman at work used it for two weeks and hasn't smoked since. 我一个同事听了两星期后再也没抽过烟What's your problem? 你有什么意见？Nothing. It's just that hypnosis is beyond crap. 没什么，只不过催眠是骗人的I watched you get hypnotized in Atlantic City. 我在亚特兰大看过你被催眠That guy did not hypnotize me,okay? 那傢伙没把我催眠，好吗？You always pull your pants down and play "Wipe Out" on your butt. 是啊，你总是脱裤子用屁股“通杀”Forget hypnosis. 别用催眠了The way to quit smoking is to dance naked in a field of heather... 想戒烟就得去石南地上裸舞...and then bathe in the sweat of six healthy,young men. 然后用六个壮丁的汗水沐浴Or what my father calls "Thursday night." 我爸管它叫“周四夜狂欢”The One With the Hypnosis Tape 本集播出：“老少配”-Here you go. -I didn't want cinnamon on this. 拿去我不要加肉桂Sorry. 对不起Oh,my God! Frank! 天哪，法兰克How are you? 你好吗？What are you doing here? 你怎么来了？I would've called, but I lost your number. 我本来想先打电话但是号码弄丢了And then my mom locked me out of the house,so I couldn't find it. 我妈把我锁在门外我没办法进去找Then I tried to find a pay phone, and the receiver was cut off. 我找了一具公共电话话筒却被剪断了What happened? 怎么了？Vandalism. 有人破坏公物But also,what happened between you and your mom? 那你和你妈怎么了？We got in a fight. She said that I was too immature to get married. 我们吵架，她说我不够成熟，不能结婚You're getting married? 你要结婚了？My little brother's getting married! 我的弟弟要结婚了I knew you'd be so cool about this. Do you wanna meet her? 我就知道你会替我高兴你想见她吗？Do l? 你说呢？Do you? 你想吗？Yeah,I do. 当然想Cool,all right. She's just parking the truck. 太好了，她正在停卡车I gonna go get my fiancee,man! 我去带我的未婚妻来I'd have bet good money that he'd be the first one of us to get married. 我就知道他会最早结婚Isn't it fantastic? 这不是很棒吗？Don't you think he's a little young to get married? 你不觉得他稍嫌年轻？Well,he's 18. 他已经18岁了It'll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party. 他在最后单身派对上不能喝酒Yeah,or to get a hooker. 也不能叫鸡Always illegal,Joe. 叫鸡本来就违法This is my fiancee... 这是我的未婚妻... Mrs. IKnight. 奈特老师That's my sister. 那是我姐姐You know,it's funny. 说来好笑Frank told me so much about you,but you're not how I pictured you at all. 法兰克经常提到你你却跟我想像的不一样Yeah,I'm a big surprise. 是啊，我很令人意外Here,grab a seat. 坐吧So how did you guys meet? 你们是怎么认识的？I was in Mrs. IKnight's.... 我去上奈特老师的…I mean,Alice. Sorry. I always do that. 我是说爱丽丝抱歉，我老是叫错I was in her home-ec class. 我去上她的家政课He was my best student. 他是我最好的学生She was my best teacher. 她是我最好的老师If that doesn't keep kids in school, what will? 真是让学生不跷课的好方法And so now you guys are gonna be married? 你们要结婚了？We talked about just living together... 我们本来只考虑同居...but we want kids right away. 但是我们想马上生小孩Oh,my God! 天哪Great! 太好了IKids. Frank,are you sure you're ready for that? 小孩？法兰克你真的准备好了？How hard can it be? 能有多难？You know,I mean,babies. Who doesn't want babies? Right? 谁不想要小宝宝，对吧？And besides, I never had a dad around. 而且我一直没有爸爸陪伴And now I always will, because it'll be me. 以后就有了，因为我就是爸爸Really,we do realize that there's an age difference between us. 我们知道我们的岁数差很多Good. Because you were acting like you didn't. 那就好你们看起来好像不知道But when it comes to love, what does age matter? 但是在爱情里，年龄不是问题You are falling fast asleep. 你正在进入梦乡Deeper,deeper,deeper. 越睡越沉，越睡越沉You are now completely asleep. 你已经睡着了You don't need to smoke. 你不需要抽烟Cigarettes don't control you. 香烟不能控制你You are a strong,confident woman... 你是坚强、有自信的女性... who does not need to smoke. 你不需要抽烟A strong,confident woman. 坚强、有自信的女性You know what? 你知道吗？I realized in the last year I've only gone out with Richard and Julio. 我发现去年我只和李察、胡立欧交往过You gotta help me out,set me up. Get me back in the game. 你得帮我牵线，让我重回情场Not a problem. 没问题I work in fashion,and all I meet are eligible straight men. 我在时装界工作身边全是异性恋好男人Can I get you something else? 你还要什么？Cheesecake and a date, if you're giving them out. 起司蛋糕和一次约会，如果有的话Haven't we covered that topic? 我们不是谈过了吗？You just said to her 你刚才对她说…You wanna go out with me... 你想跟我约会... because of my wig,the big boobs, and I serve you food. 是因为我是金发、波霸还端吃的给你If that were true, I'd be dating my Aunt Ruth. 那我找我姑姑就行了And the two times we went out, it was plain awkward. 我们一起出门两次，都蛮惨的You think she should go out with me, don't you? 你觉得她应该和我约会吧？You sure you wanna go out with her? 你真的想跟她约会？That ain't a pretty picture in the morning. 早上会惨不忍睹喔That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the nightstand. 假发乱成一团义乳扔在床头柜上Think about it. 你考虑一下Oh,I will. 我会的No,I know. I know that this is Frank's life. 我知道这是法兰克的人生I don't wanna be judgmental, but it's sick. It's sick and wrong! 我不想批评但这样是变态、是错的What,is it the age thing? 因为年龄的关系？I'm fine with the age thing... 我本来不在乎年龄...until it sticks its tongue down my brother's throat. 直到她把舌头往我弟的喉咙伸Pheebs,he seems to enjoy it. 菲比，他看起来很爽You think he'll enjoy it when he's up to his elbows in diapers... 等他忙着帮一堆宝宝换尿布...of all the babies they have to have right away? 你觉得他还会爽吗？This is not fair to Frank, and it's not fair to the babies. 这样对法兰克不公平也对宝宝不公平You know what? It's not good home economics. 这可不是好的家政Have you told him how you feel? 你跟他说过吗？Yes. Not out loud. 有，但没有说出声音If you don't tell him,soon he'll be married,then you'll hate yourself. 你不说，他就要结婚了你会恨你自己Yeah,but if I do tell him, then he's gonna hate myself. 我要是说了，他会恨我Look at him and his mom. I can't. 你看看他和他妈妈，我不能说But you guys can. You talk him out of it. 但是你们可以，你们去劝阻他Come on,you guys. 拜托啦You have nothing to lose. I have everything to lose. 你们没有损失我却会失去一切Do you want me to lose everything? Everything? 你们要我失去一切吗？Okay,I'm gonna go get Frank. 好，我去找法兰克We're walking down the street, and I turn to you and say: 刚才走在街上，我对你说"Let's go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes." Remember? “去脱衣酒吧坐坐” 记得吗？And then you say,"Let's just hang out at your place." 然后你说“去你家就好了”Well,that was a nice move,dumb ass. 好明智啊，猪头I think you should go out with this guy. 你应该跟他约会He doesn't do anything for me. 他对我一点吸引力也没有Last Saturday night,what happened on Walker,Texas Ranger? 上周六的 “猛龙过江”演什么？Walker was looking for this big busload of kids. 沃克在找一车子的小孩…All right,I get your point. 我懂你的意思了I forgot the combination to this about a year ago. 我一年前就忘了它的密码I just carry it around. 我只是拎着装样子You got any Chap Stick? 你们有护唇膏吗？How are those tapes working out? 录音带听得怎样？Good. I haven't smoked yet today. 很有效，我今天还没抽烟I feel great and confident. That is a stunning blouse. 清爽又有自信好漂亮的上衣Thank you. 谢谢-Here you go. -Thanks. 拿去谢了Let's give Pete a chance. He was funny. He seems really nice. 给彼特一个机会他既风趣，人又好That check thing was adorable. 而且支票的事好可爱What check thing? 什么支票？As a joke,this customer who has a crush on me,gave me a $20,000 tip.有个喜欢我的顾客开玩笑给我两万元的小费His number's on the check. He did it so I'd call. 他的电话在支票上他要我打给他Pete Becker. Pete 彼特贝克，彼特…Is this him? 是他吗？That's Bill Clinton. 那是总统Who's he hugging? 他抱着谁？Oh,my God. That's Pete. Why is Bill hugging Pete? 天哪，是彼特总统为什么抱着彼特？This guy invented Moss 865. 他发明了摩斯865Every office in the world uses that program. 全世界的公司都在用这个程式-We use it! -There you go! 我们也在用你看吧Monica's gonna go out with a millionaire. 摩妮卡要跟百万富翁约会了I'm not gonna go out with him. 我才不跟他约会I can't believe this is a real $20,000 check. This is so exciting. 这居然是真的两万元支票好兴奋喔Or incredibly offensive. 或是令人火大Yeah,sure. That too. 对，也有What? 怎样？All we're saying is, don't rush into anything. 我们的意思是，不要操之过急Come on,think about it. You're 18. She's 44. 你想想：你18岁，她44岁When you're 36,she's gonna be 88. 等你36岁，她就88岁了You don't think I know that? 你以为我不知道？The point is... 重点是…...there's a lot of women you haven't had sex with yet. 你还可以跟很多女人上床He's right. He's right. This is your time. 他说得对，这是你的天下You're young. You're weird. Chicks dig that. 你年轻，你古怪女生最喜欢了Isn't sex better when it's with one person that you really care about? 跟一个你很喜欢的人做感觉不是更棒？Yeah,in a poem,maybe. 在诗里吧No,the man's right. That's what I had with Rachel. 不，他说得对我跟瑞秋就是那样Not anymore? 现在没有了？No. I slept with someone else. 没了，我跟别人上了床So wait. So how did that make things better? 等等，那样对事情有帮助吗？It didn't. 没有What you used to have with Rachel is what I got with Alice. 你跟瑞秋的感觉就是我和爱丽丝的感觉Now,what is that like? 那是什么感觉？It's so cool,man. 很棒的感觉It's because being with her is so much better than not being with her. 因为跟她在一起比不跟她在一起快乐多了-Why can't I find that? -I had it and I blew it. 我为什么找不到？我拥有过，却搞砸了Well,I want it! 我想要！You can have it. 你一定可以拥有Maybe there's something wrong with me. 也许我有毛病No,it's out there,man. I've seen it! I got it! 你会找到的我见过，也拥有了-Then,you hold on to it! -All right,man! 那你就要好好把握好All right! Congratulations, you lucky bastard! 死小子，恭喜你You're Frank's best man? 你是法兰克的伴郞？I couldn't help it. Their love is so pure. 我没办法，他们的爱好纯洁What about you,huh? 那你呢？I'm the ring bearer. 我帮他拿戒指I'm so glad you could come. I've got a real home-ec emergency. 你来了就好我有一个家政惨案Oh,my God. Who died on this? 天哪，谁死了？It's a real "mustard-tastrophe." 芥末酱倒了Can you help? 你有办法吗？Absolutely. First,we'll start with a little club soda and salt. 当然有，先用苏打水加盐清洗-Then if that doesn't work -Forget it. It's ruined. 要是洗不掉，就… 算了，它已经毁了Never say that. If you can't get it out,cut around the stain... 别这么说，要是洗不掉就剪掉脏污部份...add a little lace, you make a stylish throw. 缝一点蕾丝就是一条漂亮的遮布Or instead,maybe you could just not marry my brother,Frank? 又或者，你可以不要嫁给我弟弟Can we make it smaller? Make it fit on the head of a pin? 能不能让它小到可以放在针尖上？I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin. 我喜欢生产这种小东西You have Monica Geller here. 摩妮卡盖勒来访Absolutely. Yeah,send her in. 好的，让她进来What the hell is this? 这是什么意思？Hang on for a sec. I'll talk to you in the morning? 等一下…明天早上再谈？You got it. 好的I'm sorry. What? 对不起，什么？What's this supposed to mean? 这是什么意思？Well,you know, I never know how much to tip. 我一直不会算小费You double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. 把加税乘以二不是把罗马尼亚的税收乘以二Are you buying me? Is this how you get girls to go out with you? 你要买我吗？你都这样约女孩子？I'm still here. 我还在You're taking this wrong. If I didn't leave you that tip... 你误会了要是我没给这笔小费...you wouldn't have come, we wouldn't have this argument... 你就不会来，我们不会争吵...and there wouldn't be this heat between us. 也不会有这种紧张的气氛You gotta admit that our relationship is hitting a new level now. 你得承认我们的关系有进展了You were the chef and I was the customer. 以前你是厨师，我是顾客But now we're this couple that fights. 现在我们是两个争吵的人You're a loon. 你是个疯子Look,forget the check,okay? I like you. 别管这张支票了，我喜欢你I think you're great. 我觉得你很棒Come on,what do you say? 怎么样？I don't know. 我不知道Why not? 为什么？I don't wanna encourage this behavior. 我不想鼓励这种行为One meal. That's all I'm asking for. Please? 我只求一顿饭，好吗？We go out,we eat. 我们出去吃饭If you don't have a good time, I'll give you 10 grand,we're even. 要是玩得不开心我给你一万，我们扯平Wait,no. Just put the mail down. It's me. 不，把信放下，是我Sorry. Why were you just all in the dark? 对不起，你怎么不开灯？Your laundry smelled so good that I thought I'd curl up in it. 你的衣服好香，我就窝在里面-ls that all right? -Yeah,sure. 没关系吧？没关系So how was your day? 今天过得怎样？It's just probably the worst one since I've been alive. 可能是我有生以来最惨的一天What happened? 怎么了？Alice.... She called it off. 爱丽丝改变心意了Did she say why? 她有说原因吗？No. Just that I was too young. 没有，她只说我太年轻I don't see how I could suddenly be too young... 我怎么突然变年轻了？... because I'm older than I was when we first got together. 刚交往时，她还说我老成I don't know. But you know what? Maybe it's just all for the best. 不晓得，但是你知道吗？或许这样也好Well,yeah,if the best is like unbelievable pain. 是啊，但是我好痛苦Oh,sweetie. 亲爱的You know,I was just finally happy. 我好不容易感到快乐For the first time in my life... 这是生平第一次...after my dad left me... 先是爸爸离开我…...and then getting arrested for stealing those birds... 然后偷鸟被逮捕…...and then the whole punctured-lung thing. 然后又肺穿孔It's still really hard to take deep breaths in cold weather... 天气一冷，我还是很难深呼吸...but with Alice, all that stuff kind of went away. 但是有了爱丽丝这些都不见了And now it's gone, and I don't know why. 现在我失去了，却不知道原因Well,I can tell you why. It's because of me. 我可以告诉你，是我害的But you know what? I only did it because I love you,okay? 不过我是爱你才这么做What? 什么？I kind of had a little chat with Alice... 我跟爱丽丝聊了一下...and I sort of made her see why you two shouldn't be together. 让她明白你们为何不能在一起And you'll see it too,one day. You really,really will. 你总有一天也会明白，真的Wait a minute. This is because of you? 等一下，是你造成的？My mother didn't want us to be together... 我妈反对我们在一起...but the worst thing she did was tie me to the porch. 但是她顶多把我绑在门廊上I came to you because I thought you'd understand. 我觉得你能了解，所以来找你I would storm out of here... 我很想摔门走人...if I had some money or a place to go. 但是我没钱、没地方去Oh,my God! The millionaire's here! 天哪，大富豪来了Oh,my God! 天哪I'm just gonna have dinner with him. 我只是要跟他吃顿饭Okay,just because he buys you dinner does not mean you owe him anything. 他请你吃饭并不代表你欠他什么I know. 我知道Okay,then get the lobster. 那记得点龙虾How much cash you got in your pocket now? 你口袋里有多少现金？And that's why I'm not inviting you in for a drink. 我就不请你进来坐了Why not? Hey,come in for drink. 进来坐一下嘛-Where do you wanna go? -You like pizza? 你想去哪里？喜欢吃披萨吗？-That sounds great. -I know a great little place. 听起来不错有一家馆子不错You're not paying for the pizza. 我不能让你付钱Come on,it's only fair. You paid for the flight. 这样很公平，你出了机票钱Is that enough lira? 这些里拉够吗？I'd throw another 1000 on that. 再丢个一千-How much is that? -That's about 60 cents. 这样是多少？大约60毛美金Every night! 每天晚上都这样You don't need to smoke. 你不需要抽烟Cigarettes don't control you. 香烟不能控制你You are a strong,confident woman... 你是坚强、有自信的女性... who does not need to smoke. 你不需要抽烟A strong,confident woman... 坚强、有自信的女性... who does not need to smoke. 不需要抽烟Look,I know that you think I did this totally evil thing. 我知道你觉得我做了大坏事But I so didn't. 但是我没有Someone's here who can explain this better than I can. 有一个人可以解释得比我清楚Hi,Mrs. IKnight. 奈特老师Phoebe's right,Frank. 法兰克，菲比说得对It's hard to hear,but it would've been wrong to go through with it.这话不中听，但我们不该结婚I was being selfish. 我太自私了Even though we want the same things right now... 我们现在追求相同的东西...in the future,we may not. 未来却不见得如此-ls that what it is? -Yes,but not just that. 对不对？对，但不只如此Not just that. 不只如此Even though we love each other as much as we do... 虽然我们现在非常相爱... nonetheless.... 然而…Nonetheless. 然而…You're too young... 你还年轻…...to really know what you want. 不晓得你要什么That's right,exactly. 没错That's a goodbye kiss. That's good. 你们在吻别，很好Bye-bye. 再见The important thing is, is that you see what I'm saying. 总之希望你了解我的意思This is clearly wrong. 这么做摆明是错的I've decided I'm gonna let this happen. 我绝不会袖手旁观Can I just get my purse? 我要拿皮包Okay,all right,good. 好吧，算了Cigarettes don't control you. 香烟不能控制你You are a strong,confident woman... 你是坚强、有自信的女性... who does not need to smoke. 你不需要抽烟Joey's your best friend. 乔伊是你最要好的朋友You wanna make him a cheese sandwich every day. 你要每天为他做起司三明治And you also wanna buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.你还要送他一条几百块的裤子320 00:00:00,00 --> 00:00:00,00。
经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第十七集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语
Previously on "Friends"... 《老友记》前情提要- Excuse me, miss! - It's Phoebe! -嗨小姐 -是菲比Okay, will that be all? 你们就点这些吗They're twins. 她们是双胞胎Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's hot! 菲比是菲比厄休拉很火辣It's, it's for Ursula. 是送厄休拉的Sure. Yeah. Okay, it fits. 好呀合身Marcel, give Rossy the remote. 马赛尔把遥控器给罗斯How did he do this? 他是怎么办到的It's just this whole stupid Ursula thing. 还不是厄休拉惹的祸So he's going out with her. Is it really so terrible? 他和她约会真有那么糟吗You don't know my sister. 你们不了解我姐姐You gotta talk to Joey. 你得找乔伊谈谈He's falling in love with her. 他爱上她了You won't lose him. 你不会失去他的They haven't even slept together yet. That's not serious. 根本还没上床关系还没确定下来May we help you? 需要帮忙吗Rachel! Rachel! 瑞秋瑞秋I'm okay. I'm okay. 我没事我没事Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, 我朋友在取下圣诞灯时and she fell off the balcony 从阳台跌下来and may have broken her foot or or ankle or something. 可能伤了脚踝或是哪里My god. You still have your Christmas lights up? 天啊你们的圣诞灯还亮着Fill this out and bring it back to me. 填好资料后拿给我Name, address. 姓名地址Okay, In case of emergency call? 紧急联络人You. 你Really? 真的Yeah. 对Oh, that is so sweet. 你真好Oh gosh, love you. 我爱你Insurance? 保险Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely, I want some of that. 对哦打勾我当然需要保险You don't have insurance? 你没有保险吗Why, how much is this gonna cost? 怎么了要多少钱I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars. 我不知道单是X光就可能得好几百元Wel-wel-well what are we gonna do? 我们该怎么办Well there's not much we can do. 没有太多办法可想Um... unless, unless I use yours. 除非我用你的Hah, no no no no no no no no no no. 不行不行绝对没门Wait a second, who did I just put as my "In case of emergency" person? 等等我刚把谁填成"紧急联络人"了That's insurance fraud. 这是保险欺诈Well, alright, then, forget it. Might as well just go home. 好吧算了我直接回家算了Come here, I hate this. 好吧回来我真讨厌这样做Thank you. Thank you. I love you. 谢谢谢谢我爱你Hi, um, I'm gonna need a new set of these forms . 不好意思我需要新表格Why? 为什么I am really an idiot. 我真是个笨蛋You see, I was filling out my friend's form, 我替我朋友填资料时and instead of putting her information, I put mine. 填的不是她的资料而是我的You are an idiot. . 你真是个笨蛋Yep, that's me, I am that stupid. 没错这就是我我就是那么笨I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.我昨晚梦见自己在和我儿子在玩橄榄球That's nice. 真温馨No, no, with him. 不他是球I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby 我在球场上他们用我儿子开球And I, I know I've gotta do something 我知道自己得做点什么'cause the Tampa Bay defence is comin' right at me. 因为坦帕湾队的防守球员逐渐逼近Tampa Bay's got a terrible team. 坦帕湾队烂得要死Right, but, it is just me and the baby, 没错但只有我和我儿子so I'm thinkin' they can take us. 我想我们死定了And so I uh, hah-hah, I just heave it down field. 所以我只好把我儿子扔出去What are you crazy? That's a baby! 什么你疯啦那是你儿子He should take the sack? 那他该擒杀吗Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, 总之突然我又到了前场and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right?我发现该接住我儿子的人是我Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, 但我绝对来不及赶过去So I am running, and running, 于是我跑啊跑and that, that is when I woke up. 然后就惊醒了See I, I am so not ready to be a father. 看我根本还没准备好当爸爸Hey, you're gonna be fine. 你没问题的You're one of the most caring, most responsible men in North America.你是全美最细心最有责任感的男人You're gonna make a great dad. 你将来一定是个好爸爸的Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking. 没错罗斯你和你儿子只需要提高防守Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? 你们去过彩虹厅吗Is it real expensive? 真有那么贵Well, only if you order stuff. 只有点东西吃才会贵I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday. 我今晚要带厄休拉去今天是她生日Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday? 等等菲比的生日该怎么办When's that? 什么时候Tonight. 今晚Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening? 天怎么会有这么巧的事情You take your time. 慢慢想吧There it is! 这回想通了So what're you gonna do? 你打算怎么办What can I do? 我能怎么办Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula. 我不想让厄休拉不开心And your friend Phoebe? 你的朋友菲比呢Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. 如果她是我朋友希望她能谅解I mean, wouldn't you guys? 你们不是都能谅解吗Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, 我生日时如果你敢这样做you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit. 那你就等着我勃然大怒吧you add a pinch of saffron, it makes all the difference. 加上少量藏红花就能使情况完全改观Okay, errrr, Monica? 摩妮卡Yes? ..yes, she is. 在在她在呢- Hi, this is my friend Rachel. - Hi. -嗨这是我朋友瑞秋 -嗨Hi, err Rachel. I'm Dr.Mitchell. 瑞秋我是米契尔大夫And I'm his friend,Dr.Rosen. 我是他的朋友罗森大夫Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor? 你们当医生是否太帅了一点Excuse me? 你说什么I meant er, young, young, 年轻我是指年轻I meant young, young to be a doctor. 你当医生稍嫌年轻了点Oh good, Rach. 你真会说瑞秋- Thank you. - Right. -谢谢 -好的so, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it. 他说这只是扭伤就这样Uh, you left out the stupid part. 你忘了说我们做的蠢事Not stupid. 才不蠢呢The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night,这两位超级大帅哥医生约我们明晚出去and I said "yes." 我答应了I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. 你根本就是疯了他们在医院工作It's like returning to the scene of the crime. 我们这样相当于回到犯罪现场自投罗网You know, I say we blow off the dates. 还是取消约会吧What? 什么Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, 莫妮卡他们是大帅哥而且还是医生cute doctors, doctors who are cute! 帅哥医生很帅的医生Alright, what have we learned so far? 好了目前为止我们学习到什么Surprise!!! 惊喜What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap outta me. 你们在干什么把我吓死了Was that the cake? 那是蛋糕吗Yeah, yeah. I got a lemon schmush. 对柠檬口味Come on, she'll be here any minute. 快她随时会到I hope it's okay. 希望蛋糕没事"Happy Birthday Peehe." "生日快乐菲..."Well maybe we can make a, a, a 'B' out of one of those roses.或许我们可以用一朵玫瑰改成"比"Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools. 是啊用我们的专业蛋糕工具Hey, what's going on? 什么事Oh, we just... 我们只是Surprise! 惊喜This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. 你们真是太好了一点都不吓人Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! 各位好贝蒂贝蒂你好You found Betty! Oh my god! This is great. 你们找到了贝蒂天啊太好了Everybody I love is in the same room, Where's Joey? 我爱的大家都在一起乔伊在哪儿Did you see Betty? 你看见贝蒂没I tell you one thing, 我跟你说I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business.我很愿意在番茄干生意中分一杯羹Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, 五年前如果有人说here's a tomato that looks like a prune, 我的蕃茄瘪得像干李子I'd say "get out of my office!" 我会叫他滚出我的办公室Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all? 爸我出生前你有没有紧张I'm not freaking out, I'm just saying, 我不紧张我是说if somebody had come to me with the idea and- 如果有人来建议我做这个生意...Dad, dad, dad, I'm talkin' about the whole uh, baby thing. 爸爸爸我在谈小孩的事Did you uh, ever get this sort of panicky, 我出生前你是否很紧张"Oh my god I'm gonna be a father" kind of a thing? 觉得"天啊我要当爹了"之类的No. 不Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. 你妈妈全包办了我又忙于公司I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about? 经常不在家你找我来是为了这个No, no, Dad, I was just wondering. 不是爸我只是有点迷惑'Cause there's time to make up for that. 因为我们还有时间弥补We can do stuff together. 我们可以花些时间在一起You always wanted to go to that Colonial Williamsburg. 你一直想去威廉斯堡How 'bout we do that? 我们一起去如何Thanks, Dad, really, I just you know, I just, 谢了爸我只是I just needed to know, 我只是想知道um when did you start to feel like a father? 你何时起感觉自己像个父亲Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been 我想应该是the day after you were born. 你出生后第一天We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, 我们在病房你妈在睡觉and they brought you in and gave you to me. 他们把你抱进来交给我You were this ugly little red thing, 你当时是个红彤彤的小丑娃and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. 你突然用拳头紧抓住我的手指And you squeezed it, so tight. 紧紧捏住我的手指And that's when I knew. 那时候我才感觉到So you don't wanna go to Williamsburg? 所以你不想去威廉斯堡吗No, we can go to Williamsburg. 没有我想去Eat your fish. 吃鱼吧Rachel, the cute doctors are here. 瑞秋帅哥医生来了Okay, coming! 来了- Hi, come on in. - Hey. -请进 -嗨- Hi, Geoffrey. - Hi. -你好杰佛瑞 -你好Ah here, we brought wine. 我们带了一瓶酒Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine,这是来自恩尼斯及托夫波尼酒窖- so how could we resist? - Oh, that's great. Look at that. -我们怎么能拒绝呢 -太好了真不错So, Monica, how's the ankle? 摩妮卡脚踝如何It's uh... 它啊Well, why don't you tell them? 你何不告诉他们After all it, is your ankle. 毕竟这是你的脚踝You know what, it's feeling a lot better, thank you, um 你猜怎么着感觉好多了谢谢Well, listen, why don't you two sit down and, 这样吧你们先请坐and we'll get you some glasses 我们去拿杯子Stat! 快坐好Okay, listen, I'm thinking, 听我说我刚在想why don't we just tell them who we really are? 何不干脆向他们表明我们的身份I mean, it'll be fine, I really think it'll be fine. 我相信绝对不会有事的It will not be fine. We'll get in trouble. 才不会我们会惹上大麻烦Oh, Monica! Would you stop being such a wuss? 摩妮卡别那么不争气A wuss? 不争气Excuse me for living in the real world, okay? 抱歉我活在真实的世界之中- So? - So... they sss-still seem normal. -所以呢 -她们似乎很正常That's because they are. 本来就正常okay, but you have to admit that 好吧但你得承认every time we go out with women we meet at the hospital 每次我们和医院认识的女患者约会- it turns into.. - Willya relax? -结果都会... -别紧张Look around. No pagan altars, 看看四周没有异教徒的神坛no piles of bones in the corners, they're fine. 角落没有成堆的骨头她们没事的Go like this. 来做这个动作I said we are not going to do it, okay? 要我说我们绝不能这么做Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby. 有时你真的真的很幼稚I am not a baby! 我才不幼稚- You know what - What -你知道吗 -怎样- You know what - What! -你知道吗 -怎样- You know what - What!! -你知道吗 -到底怎样Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother. 你一天天变得愈来愈像你妈了Hello! Here we go! 来美酒到This is a great place. How long have you lived here? 这房子好漂亮住在这儿多久了Thanks! I've been here about six years, 谢谢我住在这能有六年了and Rachel moved in a few months ago. 瑞秋几个月前才搬来Yeah...see, I was supposed to get married, 对我本来应该结婚的but, um, I left the guy at the altar. 但我逃婚了- Really? - Yeah. -真的吗 -是的Yeah Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. 我知道这样很自私但我就是这种人Why don't you try the hummus? 尝尝这个鹰嘴豆泥So, Monica, what do you do? 那摩妮卡你从事什么工作Aahh, I'm a chef at a restaurant uptown. 我是上城区一家餐厅的主厨Good for you. 真有你的Yeah it is, 没错Mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do. 主要是因为我能使唤别人我很喜欢这样This hummus is great. 这个鹰嘴豆泥不错.God bless the chickpea. 上帝保佑鹰嘴豆Oh, god, I am so spoiled. 天啊我真是被宠坏了That's it! 就这样了And by the way, have I mentioned that 对了我有没有提过back in high school, I was a cow? 高中那会儿我壮得像头牛I used to wet my bed. 我常尿床I use my breasts to get other people's attention. 我以胸部吸引别人的注意We both do that! 我们都一样Monica and Rachel's apartment. 摩妮卡与瑞秋的公寓Just one second ..ah, Rachel, it's your dad. 等等瑞秋是你爸Hi, Dad. 爸No, no, it's me. 不是我Li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, 听我说老爸我现在没空um, but there's something, 但有些话um there's something that I've been meaning to tell you 有些话我一直想告诉你Would you excuse me for a second? 失陪一下Remember back in freshman year? 记得我大一那年吗Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed. 我和比利·德瑞克森在你床上做爱Daddy Daddy... 爸爸你听我说why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? 为什么我干嘛和比利·德瑞克森上床His father tried to put you out of business! 他爸可是想抢走你的生意You're dead! 你死定了Ross, he's got the remote again. 罗斯他又在玩遥控器了Good. 好的Maybe he can switch it back. 或许他能将语言调回来Maybe not. 或许不会Hello. 喂Um, yeah, uh, Okay ah, hold on a second, 好的等等lemme lemme just check and see if see if she's here. 我看看我看看她在不在It's the woman from the hospital admissions office. 医院入院处那个女人打来的She says there's a problem with the form. 她说表格有问题Oh, god, oh god, Oh god, waddawe do, waddawe do, waddawe do? 天啊天啊我们该怎么办I don't know! 我不知道What do they want? Find out what they want! 他们要干什么问他们要干什么Okay no, you do it. 不你问Hello, this is Monica 喂我是摩妮卡Yeah???Oh... 是的Okay, yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down.Thank you. 好我们马上去谢谢What? 什么事We forgot to sign one of the admissions forms. 我们忘了在入院表格上签名Ohhh Okay, you were right. You were right! 你说得对你说得对- This was just not worth it. - Thank you. -不值得这么做 -谢谢- Okay, let me just change. - Yes. -我们改回来 -好- Hey. - Hey! -嗨 -嗨Trouble? 有心事Your sister stood me up the other night. 你姐前天晚上放我鸽子Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you? 不是吧被人放鸽子的滋味不好受吧Well did you try calling her? 你有打电话给她吗I've been trying for two days. 我连打了两天When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. 打给餐厅时他们说她太忙没空讲话I can't believe she's blowin' me off. 我不敢相信她想甩掉我Um you, you got a minute? 有空吗Um, yeah, I'm just... ..working. 有我只是在工作So. 那...Um, oh, I got you a birthday present. 我为你买了生日礼物Oh, wow! You remembered! 天啊你记得Oh! It's a Judy Jetson thermos! 是个卡通水杯- Right, like the kind you... - Right -对就像被你弄坏那个... -是哦- Oh, I got something for you, too. - How'd you know I was coming? -我也有东西送你 -你怎知道我会来Um, yeah, um, twin thing. 我们是双胞胎嘛I can't believe you did this. 我不敢相信你会这么做I can't believe you.....did this. 我不敢相信...你会这么做So What's the deal with umm, you and Joey? 你和乔伊之间怎么回事Oh, right. He is so great. But that's over. 他人很好但我们分手了- Does he know? - Who? -他知道吗 -谁Joey. You know, um, he's really nutsy about you. 乔伊他对你着迷不已He is? Why? 是吗为什么You got me. 你可把我问倒了Right. 没错.Excuse me.Doesn't this come with a side salad? 服务员这道菜不是有沙拉配吗So, um, are you gonna call him? 那你会打电话给他吗What? Do you think he likes me? 怎么你认为他喜欢我No, Joey. 不是乔伊No, no, he is so smart. He'll figure it out. 不他很聪明他会想通的Do you want some chicken? 想吃鸡肉吗No. No food with a face. 不带脸的食材不吃You have not changed! 你一点没变Yeah, you too. 你也一样Hi, remember us? 记得我们吗Um, okay.You just called a little while ago 你刚打电话给我们about needing a signature on the admissions form. 说要在入院表格上签名Well, it turns out we need a whole new one 但我们需要一张全新的表格because uh, you see, 因为我I-I, I put the wrong name again.'causeum... 我又写错名字了因为You're that stupid. 你就是那么笨I am. I'm that stupid. 对我就是那么笨Yeah, and and, I'm just gonna pay for this with a check. 我要用支票付帐Well, you know your insurance will cover that. 你不知道保险会给付吗Yeah, I know... ..I'm I'm just not that bright either. 我知道只是我也没那么聪明Okay, worst case scenario. 最糟糕的情况是Say you never feel like a father. 假如你永远不会有爸爸的感觉Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. 假设你儿子永远不会跟你有感情Say all of his relationships are affected by this. 假设他的恋爱观将会受此影响Do you have a point? 你这话有重点吗You know, you think I would. 你觉得我有没有呢What's up with the simian? 这只猴子怎么了It's just a fur ball. 只是毛球Okay...whose turn is it? 好吧该谁了Yours, I just got 43 points for 'KIDNEY'. 你我刚拼出的"肾"得了43分No, no, you got zero points for 'IDNEY'. 不你没得分你拼的是"月"I had a 'K'. Where's where's my 'K'? 不对我有上半边跑哪儿去了You've got to help me my monkey swallowed a 'K'! 快帮我我的猴子吞了个字母You go get that animal outta here. 把你的动物带走!No, no you don't understand 不你不明白the animal hospital is way across town 动物医院在城的另一头he'schoking I don't know what else to do. 他噎到了我不知道怎么办- What's goin' on?- Marcel swallowed a Scrabble tile. -怎么回事 -马塞尔吞了一个拼字字母Excuse me This hospital is for people! 抱歉这是为人看病的医院Lady, he is people.He has a name, okay? 小姐他是人他有名字He watches Jeopardy! 他爱看"挑战自我"节目He he touches himself when nobody's watching. 如果没人盯着他他还会自摸- Please, please have a heart! - I'll take a look at him. -拜托有点爱心吧 -我替它看看- Oh, thank you. Michael. - Rachel. -谢谢麦克 -瑞秋- What? - Monica. -什么 -莫妮卡Hey. 嗨Urse... 厄休拉ah, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you. 你怎么会在这儿我一直打电话找你Listen, um... 听我说No, no, no, don't say "listen." I know that "listen." 不别叫我听我知道你的意思I've said that "listen." 我对别人这么说过I'm sorry. 抱歉I don't get it.What happened? 我不懂你这是怎么了What about everything you said under the bridge? 你在桥下说过的话呢Yeah, um... 这样...You should just forget about what I said under the bridge, 你得忘记我在桥下说过的话I was talkin' crazy that night, I was so drunk! 我那一夜喝醉了全是胡言乱语You don't drink. 你不喝酒That's right, I don't .. 没错我不喝酒But I was, I was drunk on you! 但我爱你爱得如痴如醉Oh, Urse... 厄休拉Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work. 我们是没有结果的Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe? 为什么因为我是菲比的朋友吗If it was, would you stop hanging out with her? 如果是你愿意不和她来往吗No. No, I, I couldn't do that. 不行我办不到Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! 那没错就是因为她So, you know, it's either her or me. 所以不是她就是我Then, uh, then I'm sorry. 那么我只能说抱歉了You're gonna be really, really hard to get over. 忘了你会是很难的一件事I know... 我知道I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or what,我不知是因为我们要分手还是怎样but you have never looked so beautiful. 你从未这么漂亮过Really? 真的- Pheebs? - Yeah. Oooh... -菲比 -什么事He looks so tiny. 它看起来好小- We just got the message. - Is he alright? -我们刚听说 -他没事吧Yeah. The doctor got the 'K' out. 没事医生已取出字母了He also found an 'M' and an 'O'. 他还发现另外两个We think he was trying to spell out 'MONKEY.' 我们猜他是想拼出"猴子"二字Well, the doctor says he's gonna be fine, he's just sleeping now. 医生说它已无大碍它刚睡着So, you feel like a dad yet? 那你现在有当爸爸的感觉没No, why? 没有干嘛问Hey, come on, you came through, you did what you had to do. 拜托你办到了你做了必须做的That is very dad. 有爸爸的味道了Oh, look, he's waking up! 看他醒了hey, fella! How you doing? 小猴子感觉如何Here it is! 上菜了Who ordered General Sal's chicken? 谁点的左宗棠鸡Who ordered General Sal's chicken? 国外常见中餐菜It could've been General Sal! 这不可能是左宗棠鸡Look, look, Ugly Naked Guy is doing the hula! 快看快看丑裸男在跳呼拉图舞Hi, Joey! 嗨乔伊Hi, amigos! 嗨朋友们Look, Ross, Marcel's got the remote. 看啊罗斯马塞尔在用遥控器The thing is, he doesn't like the program! 问题是他根本不喜欢这个节目。
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-Oh, Drake. -I'm sorry, Amber. 崔克抱歉，安柏It's like Brad to have to have the last word. 布莱就是这样子，嘴巴不认输Sorry I'm late. What happened? 抱歉，我迟到了，怎么样？We wanna see the end. 我们在看结局I want you, Drake. 我要你，崔克I know you do. 这个我知道But we can never be together that way. 但我们永远不可能会有结果的What? 什么？There's something I never told you. 有件事我一直没有告诉你I'm actually your half-brother. 我是你的异母哥哥So what happens next? 那后来怎么样呢？I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins. 我帮连体婴动分割手术得了医学奖Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramon...然后我跟安柏去委内瑞拉找另外一个异母哥哥雷蒙…...where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big. …我找到了世界最大的翡翠那真的很大But it's cursed. 但受了诅咒So cool! 好酷喔God, that is good TV! 天啊，真是个好节目God, that is good TV! The One Where Dr. Ramoray DiesGod, that is good TV! 六人行第2季第18集瑞摩瑞医生之死Pheebs, play with me! 菲菲，跟我玩嘛This game is grotesque! 不，这种游戏太畸型了Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar... 居然把二十个手无寸铁的男人串成一长条…...forced to play soccer forever? …被迫无止境地踢足球Hello? Human rights violation! 简直是侵害人权嘛Don't feel so bad. After playing... 不要为他们难过等他们踢完足球之后…...I break out the plastic women and everybody has a good time. …我把小塑胶妞拿出来大家都会非常开心的呀Why don't you play with your roommate? 你干嘛不跟你室友玩？He's not a big fan of foosball. 他不爱玩桌上足球Are we not getting along with the new boy? 你跟那个新来的处得不好吗？No, he's all right. He spends most of his time in his room. 不是啊，他很好，只是多数的时间都关在房间里That's because you haven't gotten to know him. 我想那也许是因为你没有花时间去了解他Let's remedy that, shall we? 我们来补救，好不好？-We don't need to. -lt'll be fun! 我们不需要补救要啊，会很好玩的What was that? 什么事？I thought it'd be fun if we had beers and got to know each other. 我只是想我们三人来喝点啤酒彼此了解一下会很有意思All right. 好呀Oh, good! Okay. 听起来不错Oh, no! I have to go, because I'm late for... 不行，我得走了因为我还要赶去…... my Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. …“绿蛋与火腿”的研讨会Tonight, it's "Why he would not eat them on a train." 今天晚上主题是…“为什么不在火车上吃呢？”-Have fun! Bye! -That was so lame. 好好玩，拜好烂的藉口I know. 我知道Okay, talk to him. 你跟他谈So you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets or...? 你想那个赛车手被开了多少罚单啊…？That's good. So who broke up with who? 好笑…谁甩了谁啊？I broke up with her. 我甩了她呀She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia. 她真的以为西恩潘是高棉的首都When everybody knows that the capital of Cambodia is.... 有没有搞错？大家都知道高棉的首都是…It's not Sean Penn. 不是西恩潘I got a funny one. 好，我有个好笑的My last girlfriend, Tilly. We're eating breakfast, right? 好，我前任的女友叫提莉我们在吃早餐I made these pancakes. Like, 50 pancakes. 我做了很多薄松饼大概有五十多个吧All of a sudden, she turns to me and says, "Eddie... 突然间她转过来她就说艾迪…... I don't wanna see you anymore." …我不想再跟你见面了It was literally like she had reached into my chest... 那就好像是她把手伸进我的胸膛里…... ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life! …挖出了我的心把我的生活搞得乱七八糟的There was this incredible abyss and I'm falling. 那就像我面前有一个深渊我就一直往下掉I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop! 我就一直往下掉永无止境地往下掉That wasn't such a funny story. 这个故事不太好笑，是不是？And a crusty old man Said I'll do what I can 一个坏脾气老头说我尽量And the rest of the rats Played maracas 其他老鼠开始摇响葫芦That's it! Thanks! Good night. 唱完了，谢谢，晚安Phoebe's got another job, right? 菲比有别的工作吧？Great set tonight, Pheebs. 唱得很好，菲菲I know. 我知道We should get going. 我想我们该走了We should too. I've got patients at 8 in the morning. 我们也该走了明天早上八点还有病人You know how we always stay at your apartment? 知道吗？我在想我们老是在你那边过夜I thought tonight we'd stay at my place. 或许今晚改住我那边啊I don't know. I don't have my jammies. 我不知道，我没有带我的睡衣You don't need them. 或许你不需要My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen. 我的小妹妹，各位先生女士Shut up. I'm happy. 闭嘴，我很快乐Oh, this is so nice! I have to make a speech. 这太棒了我必须说几句话Of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot... 我只是想说，在摩妮卡交过的为数众多的男友当中…...I like you the best. …我最喜欢你了Thank you, Pheebs. That's very sweet. 谢谢你，菲菲，嘴真甜You hear that? 听到了吗？She likes me best. And apparently, there have been a lot. 她最喜欢我而且你显然阅人无数Not a lot. 没有啦Phoebe's kidding. Phoebe's crazy. 菲比在说笑吧，菲比是疯子Phoebe's dead. 菲比死定了I'm looking for Eddie Manoick. 我来找一位曼艾迪He's not here right now. I'm Chandler. 他现在不在我叫钱德Can I take a message or.... Or a fish tank? 要我帮你留话还是…拿鱼缸呢？Thanks. 谢了Come on in. 请进I'm Tilly. 我叫提莉I gather by that "Oh," he told you about me. 看你这个样子他一定跟你提过我了Yeah, your name came up... 提过，你的大名在一段…...in a conversation that terrified me to my very soul. …令我惊心动魄的对话中曾经出现过了He's kind of intense. 他这人有点激烈吧Yes! Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little... 对呀，请问你艾迪是不是有一点…A little what? 有一点怎么样？...bit country? …有点乡村？Come on in, you roomie! 快进来呀，室友Hello, Tilly. 提莉Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank. 艾迪，我只是把鱼缸送过来That was very thoughtful of you. 你想得真是周到It's very thoughtful. 非常体帖Well, okay then. 就这样了I'm gonna go. Bye. 我要走了，再见So we getting a fish? 那么我们养鱼了，是不是？You had sex with her. 你们上床了，是不是？Check it out, check it out! 菲菲，你看…Soap Opera Digest! That's one of my favorite digests! “肥皂剧文摘” 我最喜欢的文摘之一Page 42! Page 42! 42页…"New Doc on the Block, Days of our Lives Joey Tribbiani." 医界新秀 “我们的日子”崔乔伊Cool picture! 好酷的照片Oh, I look good. 我好帅Is this true? That you write a lot of your own lines? 这是真的吗？很多台词都是你自己写的吗？Well, kind of, yeah. 可以这么说啦Remember last week when Alex was in the accident? 像你记得上礼拜亚历出了事那一集吗？The line in the script was... 剧本上的台词是…... "If we d on't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die." …“我们不送这女人去医院的话，她会死的”But I made it, "If this woman doesn't get to a hospital... 被我改成了这个女人不去医院就医的话…...she's not gonna live." …她会活不成的Oh, okay. I see what you did there. 我懂你做了什么了Aren't you afraid the writers will be kind of mad when they read this? 那你不怕那些编剧看到这篇文章会有点生气吗？I never thought about the writers. The scripts just come to my house. 我倒没有考虑到那些编剧剧本总是送来我家But you know what? 但你知道吗？This makes me look good, which makes the show look good... 这样让我很有面子也因为这样子，节目有面子…...which makes the writers look good. So how could they bemad? …也因为这样子，编剧有面子他们怎么可能会生我的气呢？...which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad? 我们的日子Makes up most of his lines. 他编了自己大部份的台词Son of a.... 很好…Write this, jerk-weed. 写这个，混蛋I fall down an elevator shaft? 我跌下了电梯井What does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft? 这什么意思？我跌下了电梯井I don't know. I just bring the scripts. 我不知道，我只是送剧本过来They can't kill me! I'm Francesca's long-lost son! 他们不能杀我我是兰琪失散的儿子呀Right. 对Could you sign? 请你签收，好吗？No! No way! I'm not signing that! 我才不签呢I don't think that will affect the plot of the show. 我不认为对那个节目的剧情会有影响啊How can they do this to me? 他们怎么能这么对我？All right, I'm just gonna go. 我要走了Sorry. 很遗撼Well, it wasn't that many guys. 也没有那么多个啦If you consider how many guys there actually are... 我是说，如果你考虑到全世界有多少男人…...it's a very small percentage. …那个比例非常小It's not that big a deal. I was just curious. 没什么大不了的我只是…好奇罢了-Good night. -Good night, Richard. 晚安晚安，理查Good luck, Mon. 祝你好运，摩妮卡Before I tell you, you tell me how many women you've been with. 好，我说之前你先说你有过几个女人Two. 两个Two? Two? 两个？…How is that possible? I mean... 那怎么可能？…... have you seen you? …你知道你长得有多帅吗？I mean, what can I say? 我能说什么呢？I was married to Barbara for 30 years, my high-school sweetheart.我跟芭芭拉做了三十年的夫妻我们在高中就认识了Now you. That's two. 加上你，一共两个Two it is. 那就两个吧Time for bed. I'm gonna brush my teeth. 该上床了我要去刷牙了No, wait a minute now! 你先等一等Come on, it's your turn. 来啊，换你了Oh, come on! 快说呀You know, I don't need the actual number. Just a ballpark. 我也不需要知道确实的数目只要差不多就可以了Okay, it is definitely less than a ballpark. 绝对比一个“大厦”还要少I am so glad I'm not Monica right now. 真庆幸现在我不是摩妮卡Tell me about it. 那还用说So what's your magic number? 你的神奇数字是多少？Come on, you know everyone I've been with. All both of them. 来嘛，我交过的你都认识两个你都认识Well, there's you. 有你Better not be doing these in order. 最好不要说我是第一个Billy Dreskin, Pete Carny. 崔比利，柯彼得Barry. 贝利Paolo. 还有…保罗Oh, yes, the weenie from Turinie. 对，托里尼来的蠢蛋Honey, are you jealous of Paolo? 蜜糖，你嫉妒保罗吗？I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him. 跟他从没像跟你在一起这么快乐过-Really? -Oh, please! 真的？拜托That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. 跟保罗那一段根本就不能算All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex. 那只能算是无意义的野兽的性关系Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head. 我这么说让我自己觉得好多了I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend. 艾迪我没有跟你的前任女友上床That's exactly what someone who slept with her would say. 有意思，因为跟她上过床的人都会这么说This is nuts! Crazy! She came over for two minutes... 你疯了，你疯了，是不是？她只来了两分钟而已…...dropped off a fish tank and left! …丢下鱼缸就走了就是这样Where's Buddy? 巴迪在哪里？Buddy? 巴迪？My fish, Buddy. 我的鱼巴迪There was no fish when she dropped it off. 她根本就没有带鱼来里面没有任何东西This is unbelievable! 这真令人难以置信You sleep with my ex-girlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying... 你先跟我的前任女友上床以为我会笨到去相信你的谎言...then you kill my fish? My Buddy? 然后你杀了我的鱼我的巴迪？I didn't kill your fish! 我没有杀你的鱼啊Look, Eddie 你听我说，艾迪…Would you look at what I'm doing? 你看我在做什么，好不好？Now that can't be smart. 那样太不聪明了So we're just gonna take this guy right off you... 所以我们要把那个傢伙给拿开…...and put him here in Mr. Pocket. …把它放到我的口袋先生里Tangelo? 来个橘子吧That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me? 就这样吗？害怕告诉我的庞大数目吗？Well, that's not bad at all. 那还好嘛You had me thinking it was, like, a fleet. 我是说，你害我以为你有一“托拉库”的人You're okay with it? 你真的觉得没关系？Oh, honey, I'm fine. 亲爱的，没关系Okay, about that two. 对了，关于那两个…What? 什么？All right. 好吧What about my two? 我的“两个”怎么样？It just seems like a really small number. 只是听起来真的好少喔Right. 对呀Don't you have a lot of wild oats to sow? 我是说，难道你没有欲望到处去采花吗？Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh, my God! Am I an oat? 你现在就是在那样对我吗？天啊，我是花吗？Honey, you are not an oat. 亲爱的，你不是被采的花I don't know, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. 我不知道我猜我不是那一型的I've only slept with women I love. 我只跟我爱的女人上床You've only slept with two people. 但是你只跟两个人上过床Right. 对You know I love you too, right? 你一定知道我也爱你吧？Now I do. 现在我知道了Ross, please listen to me. 罗斯…拜托听我说You are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. 罗斯，你比保罗好太多了You care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh. 我是说，你关心我我心中有爱，你会逗我笑If I make you laugh, here's an idea. 那样的话，我有个主意Invite Paolo to have a romp in the sack... 你可以邀请保罗过来在床上野兽一下…...and I'll stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes! …而我就站在角落讲敲门的笑话What we have is special! All Paolo and I ever had was 罗斯，我们的感情很特别！我跟保罗有的只是…"Animal sex"? “野兽的性关系”？So what are you saying? 所以你什么意思呢？There's nothing between us "animal" at all? 你是说我们之间就没有任何“兽性”的东西吗There's not even, like, a little animal? 连一点点…一点兽性都没有？Not even, like... 甚至连…连像…...chipmunk sex? …花栗鼠性Try to hear me, okay? 拜托，你听我说I'm not gonna lie to you. 我不想对你说谎-lt was good with Paolo. -Knock-knock. 跟保罗的性很好敲敲门But what you and I have is so much better. 但我们两个之间的比那好多了We have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. 我们有温柔，我们有亲密我们灵犀相通You know? I swear. 而且我发誓This is the best... 我从来没有过…... I have ever had. …像你这么棒的Until now. 直到现在Richard told me he loved me. 理查刚说他爱我-Oh, my God! -I know! 天啊我知道Honey, that's great! 太棒了I know! 我知道-I just can't find -Top drawer. 我只是找不到… 在第一个抽屉-Hurry. -Why? You need one too? 你也要啊对呀Found them! 找到了There's only one. 只有一个We'll be right there. We're just trying to decide something. 我马上来我们…在决定事情-They're trying to decide something. -Good. Good, good. 她们两个在决定事情好，很好So was your mustache Did it used to be different? 你的…你的小胡子跟以前有不同吗？How do you, you know, keep it so neat? 你怎么能够保持得那么整齐？I have a comb. 我有一把小梳子-What is that? -A mustache comb. 那个梳子叫什么？胡子梳Thank you. 谢谢Okay, I will do your laundry for one month. 我帮你洗一个月的衣服I will, I will, I will.... 我会…我会…I will clean the apartment for two months. 我打扫两个月的房子，如何？I'll give this to you now, if you tell me where we keep the dustpan. 只要你告诉我我们把畚箕放在哪里，这个我现在给你So were you in Nam? 你有没有打过越战？-Rock, paper, scissors? -Gotcha. 剪刀石头布没问题One, two, three. 一，二，三Yes! 太棒了Fine. Go have sex. 很好，上床吧No! You have got it completely wrong! 不对，你完完全全搞错了John Savage was Deer Hunter, no legs. 强沙维奇是 “越战猎鹿人”，没有腿Jon Voight was Coming Home, couldn't feel his legs. 强沃特是“归乡”，腿瘫痪了You've got it totally the other way around, my friend. Jon Voight 你完完全全搞反了，朋友强沃特是…-Honey? -What? 亲爱的什么？Shall we? 进去吧It's not gonna happen. 今晚不可能了They're doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow. 今天晚上他们做我们可以明天再做In the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand.... 下一次的时间表可不可以先让我看看？So when I woke up this morning... 我今天早上醒过来的时候…... he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes! …发现他偷了我所有的鞋垫Why? 为什么？He thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish. 那傢伙以为我睡了他前任女友而且还杀了他的鱼Why would you kill his fish? 你干嘛杀了他的鱼？Because sometimes after you sleep with someone... 菲比，因为有时候你跟人上床之后…...you have to kill a fish. …就必须要杀条鱼Chandler, honey... 钱德，宝贝…... I'm sorry. …抱歉Can we watch Joey's show now, please? 可以看乔伊的节目了吗？Wait. He's not here yet. 等等，他还没有到He knows what happens. 他知道情节I'm fine about my problem now, by the way. 对了，我不在乎我的问题了Amber... 安柏…...I'll always be there for you... …你需要的时候永远有我…...as a friend and as your brother. …我是你一辈子的朋友跟兄弟Oh, Drake. 崔克Hard day, huh? 辛苦了First the medical award, now this? 先是医学大奖，然后是这个Some guys are just lucky, I guess. 是呀，我猜有些人天生好运Dr. Ramoray, report to first floor Emergency stat. 雷大夫，请到一楼急诊室报到Well, then... 那么…... I guess that's me. …我猜在叫我了Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton? Dr. Wall? 还有谁想坐电梯的？何大夫？华大夫？They only said you. 他们只叫你一个人啊Oh, okay. All right. 好吧I love you. 我爱你，崔克Yeah, whatever. 是呀，随便啦Oh, no! 不…Drake, look out! 崔克，小心，崔克…-Did they just kill off Joey? -No! 他们刚刚甩了乔伊不Now maybe. 好像真的Come on! Open up! We want to talk to you! 开门，我们想跟你谈一谈I don't feel like talking! 我不想谈Come on! We care about you. 别这样了，乔伊我们关心你-We're worried about you. -And some of us really have to pee! 我们很关心你我们有些人真的很急呀I'm sorry, Joey. 抱歉，乔伊Listen, sorry about your death. That really sucks. 听着，很遗撼你的死真的很惨耶-We came over as soon as we saw. -How could you not tell us? 我们一看到就赶过来了你怎么不告诉我们呢？I don't know. I was kind of hoping no one would ever find out. 我不知道我有点希望没有人会发现Well, maybe they could find a way to bring you back. 或许他们可以让你起死回生They said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in...他们说当找到我尸体的时候我的脑袋已经摔得稀巴烂了…...that the only doctor who could've sav ed me was me. …而唯一救得了我的人是我It's supposed to be some kind of irony. 说是故意要看起来讽刺什么的But Joey, you're gonna be fine. 乔伊，你不会有事的You don't need that show. It was just a dumb soap opera. 你不需要那个节目那只是个蠢的肥皂剧嘛This was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. 菲比，那是我这辈子最棒的事Yes! I was going to incorporate that. 没错，我本来还要那样说的Here's Monica. She'll have something nice to say. 很好，摩妮卡来了她会说句好听的啦I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. 我把你的浴帘拉直了以免发霉What? To me, that's nice. 怎么了？那是好事啊It'll be okay. You know that. 不要紧的，你也知道嘛No, I don't. 不，我不知道It's like you work your whole life for something... 像你奋斗了一辈子去追求…...and you think that when you get it... …当你认为你办到的时候…...it'll never be as good as you thought. …永远不会像你想的一样好But this so was. 不过这个是啊It changed everything. 它改变了一切Like, the other day, I got this credit card application... 前几天呢，我去申请信用卡…...and I was pre-approved! …我竟然被保送过关了I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life! 我这辈子从没被保送过关过I'm sorry, man. 很遗撼，老兄I don't know if this'll mean anything to you... 乔伊我不知道这对你有没有意义…... but you'll always be pre-approved with us. …但我们总是会保送你过关That means nothing to me. 不，那对我没有意义Pecan sandy? Just made them. 大胡桃饼，刚出炉的Yeah, all right. 对，好Are these raisins? 这是什么？葡萄干吗？Sure, why not? 当然了，有何不可？Listen, Eddie. 听我说，艾迪I've been thinking about our living situation. 我想过我们目前住在一起的情况了Why are you smiling? 你为什么要笑？I got a little surprise. Look. There's a new fishy. 我有个小小的惊喜我买了条新鱼I named him... 我叫它…... Chandler, you know, after yo u. …钱德，以你为名Well, that's not even a real fish. 那根本不是一条真鱼啊No, that's a Goldfish cracker. 那是金鱼饼干耶So what's your point, man? 你要说什么？Okay, good night. 晚安了You big freak of nature! 大自然爱好者-Brisk tonight. -Oh, man. 今天晚上好冷老兄。
《老友记》第一季剧本全集【双语】【中英对照】
Chandler:(imitatingthe characters)Tunaor egg salad? Decide!
All:Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler:Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey:Instead of...?
Chandler:That's right.
Joey:Never had that dream.
Phoebe:No.
Chandler:All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Monica:And they weren't looking at you before?!
Monica:Oh really, so thathystericalphone call I got from a woman atsobbing3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
Chandler:Sounds like a date to me.
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照文本
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照文本Introduction本文档是关于《老友记》第一季第一集的中英文对照文本。
《老友记》是一部非常受欢迎的美剧，讲述了六个好朋友在纽约城市中的生活和冒险故事。
Episode 1: "The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate"中文台译名：《莫妮卡找室友》Scene 1: Central Perk coffee shop- Monica: 嗨，聘德。
- Phoebe: 好久不见，莫妮卡！- Monica: 是啊，真的好久不见了。
Scene 2: Monica's apartment- Monica: 你怎么来了？- Rachel: 我刚刚逃婚了。
- Monica: 你逃婚了？- Rachel: 是的，我觉得这个婚礼并不是我想要的。
Scene 3: Central Perk coffee shop- Monica: 查宁提时间早了，不过这样没关系。
- Rachel: 谢谢你让我住在这。
- Monica: 不客气，我很高兴能帮到你。
Scene 4: Monica's apartment- Monica: 这个房间挺小的，我会把床收起来。
- Rachel: 明天我得去找工作。
- Monica: 没问题，我可以帮你一起找。
Scene 5: Central Perk coffee shop- Ross: 哦，嗨，莫妮卡。
- Monica: 罗斯，嗨。
噢，你回来了。
- Ross: 是啊，和我妻子离婚了。
Scene 6: Monica's apartment- Monica: 大家都上学，我希望你学会了如何当个独立的人。
- Ross: 当然。
噢，这是我的妹妹，莫妮卡。
Scene 7: Central Perk coffee shop- Monica: 你在找工作了吗？- Rachel: 是的，正在找。
Scene 8: Monica's apartment- Ross: 你在找什么类型的工作？- Rachel: 我还没确定。
经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第二集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语
What you guys don't understand is, 你们男生不懂的是for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. 接吻对女生的重要性Yeah, right!... 是嘛Y'serious? 当真吗Oh, yeah! 当然Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. 初吻可以让人明白一切Absolutely. 没错Yeah, I think for us, 对我们而言kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? 接吻就像是暖场序幕kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? 摇滚乐队I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through 就像平克·弗洛伊德出场前before Pink Floyd comes out. 你得耐着性子先看完暖场搞笑秀Yeah, and-and it's not that 对而且我们并非we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... 讨厌搞笑表演而是因为that's not why we bought the ticket. 只是我们买票又不是为了看搞笑秀The problem is, though, after the concert's over, 问题在于演唱会结束后no matter how great the show was, 不论表演有多精采you girls are always looking for the comedian again, you know?你们女生总还想再重温暖场搞笑秀I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...basically 我们在车中奋力杀出车阵just trying to stay awake. 只是拼命让自己别睡着Yeah, well, word of advice:Bring back the comedian. 是哦给你个建议让搞笑秀返场Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself 否则下次你们只能坐在家里sitting at home, listening to that album alone. 独自一人听唱片...Are we still talking about sex? 我们现在还在谈论性吗...Are we still talking about sex? 史前历史博物馆No, it's good, it is good, it's just that- Mm- 不挺好的只是doesn't she seem a little angry? 她看起来是不是有点生气啊Well, she has issues. 那是因为她有问题了Does she? 真的吗He's out banging other women over the head with a club,她男人在外头拿着大棒敲昏别的女人while she sits at home trying to 而她却得在家get the mastodon smell out of the carpet! 努力清除地毯上乳齿象的臭味Marsha, these are cave people. 玛莎他们是原始人Okay? They have issues like 明白吗他们关心的问题应该是'Gee, that glacier's getting kind of close.' "嘿冰川时代离我们越来越近了"- See? - Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife? -懂吗 -谈到问题那不是你前妻吗Me? No. 我不是Yes, it is. Carol! Hi! 正是卡罗尔你好Okay.Yes.Yes,it is. 好吧是的Okay.Yes.Yes,it is. 史前生命展即将开幕How about I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age? 咱们到冰河世纪那边见好吗You look great. I, uh... 你的气色好极了我I hate that. 虽然我很不喜欢Sorry. thanks.You look good too. 抱歉谢了你看起来也不错Ah, well, in here, anyone who...stands erect... 在这儿任何直立的人So what's new? Still, uh... 最近怎么样还是A lesbian? 女同性恋Well...you never know. How's, um... 世事难料嘛那么how's the family? 家庭生活如何Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh- 玛蒂的疑心病还是很重还有Why- why are you here, Carol? 卡罗尔你来找我有什么事I'm pregnant. 我怀孕了Pregnant?! 怀孕she didn't leave in such a hurry after all 她似乎不急着离开Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where 我猜这是《三人行》里there's some kind of misunderstanding. 他们有误会的那集...Then I've already seen this one! 那我果真看过这一集Are you through with that? 喝完没Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. 真不好意思我咽得太慢了Whose little ball of paper is this?! 这是谁的小纸团Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, 应该是我的我写给自己一张便条and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... 后来觉得不需要于是将它揉成纸团...now I wish I was dead. 于是我现在不想活了She's already fluffed that pillow... 那个枕头她已经拍过了Monica, you know,you've already fluffed that--but, it's fine! 莫妮卡你已经拍过了枕头了算了Look , I'm sorry, guys, 抱歉各位I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition 我只是不想给他们任何than they already have. 借题发挥的机会Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be 没错众所周知父母对孩子的枕头about the flatness of a child's pillow. 要求有多苛刻Monica? Hi! 莫妮卡Um, Monica, you're scaring me. 莫妮卡你吓到我了I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. 我是说你现在一副慌张失措的样子And not-not in a good way. 而且显得不是很好Yeah, calm down. 对啊放轻松You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and 每次他们来时从没见twirly every time they come. 罗斯露出慌张的样子That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. 因为在我爸妈心目中罗斯不可能犯错Y'see, he's the Prince. 他是个王子Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born. 显然他们在我出生前有个大型仪式What? 什么Ugly Naked Guy got a thigh-master! 丑裸男搞了个健腿器Has anybody seen my engagement ring? 有人见我订婚戒指了吗Yeah, it's beautiful. 有挺漂亮的Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God. 天哪天哪天哪天哪No, look, don't touch that! 嘿不要动它们Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, 还嫌我现在不够恐慌害怕吗having to give it back to him... 明天就得还他戒指了'Hi Barry! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil 巴瑞记得我不我是那个身穿婚纱who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!'当着你全家人的面让你颜面无存的女孩Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, 天啊如今我要去把戒指还给他without the ring, which makes it so much harder... 结果戒指没了这是要逼死我啊Easy Rach, we'll find it. Won't we! 别急瑞秋我们会找到的对不Oh! Yeah! 是呀没错Alright, when do you have it on last? 最后一次戴是在什么时候Doy! Probably right before she lost it! 呆子大概是在丢失之前咯You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days... 这年头说"呆子"的人还真不多I know I had it this morning, 我今天早上还戴着呢and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with... 我记得当时我正在厨房...Dinah? 和黛娜一起吗Ohhhhh, don't be mad... 别生气You didn't? 你不是吧Oh, I am sorry... 哦对不起I gave you one job! 我就让你做了这么一件事情Oh, but look how straight those noodles are! 不过这面条煮得还真直Now, Monica, you know that's not 莫妮卡你明白的how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne... 在千层面中找订婚戒指不是这个样子找的I just...can't do it. 我办不到Boys? We're going in. 伙计们动手吧Wow. That is not a happy hi. 听语气不怎么开心啊Carol's pregnant. 卡罗尔怀孕了Ooh! I found it! 我找到了W-w-wh-...wha-...w-w-w-... 什么啥怎么什么Yeah. Do that for another two hours, 保持这个状态两小时you might be where I am right about now. 你就会变成我现在这样了Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon? 如此一来就不用操心枕头的事了对吧Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing? 那现在你现在要怎么办Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, 卡罗尔说她和苏珊想让我也参与进来but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved... 但是我对此感觉很不自在我不想掺和basically it's totally up to me. 一切由我做决定She is so great! I miss her. 她人好好我真想念她What does she mean by 'involved'? 她所谓的"参与"是什么意思I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done. 我觉得最大部分的工作你已经完成了Anyway, they want me to go down to this- 总之她们要我明天一起去sonogram thing with them tomorrow. 做超声波检查So what are you gonna do? 你打算怎么做I have no idea. 我也不知道No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father. 不管我怎么做我都要当爸爸了...Well, this is still ruined, right? 面已经被搅乱了不是吗Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. 玛莎·卢德文的女儿会打电话给你Mmm! What's that curry taste? 怎么会有咖哩味Curry. 那就是咖喱I- I think they're great! I, I really do. 我觉得挺很好吃真的Do you remember the Ludwins? 你还记得卢德文一家人吗The big one had a thing for you, didn't she? 他家的大女儿挺喜欢你对不They all had a thing for him. 他们家的女儿都喜欢他Aw, Mom... 别这样妈I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me? 抱歉她为何要打电话给我Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, 她刚毕业想找份烹饪的工作or food, or...I don't know. 或是做饭啥的我也不清楚Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant- 总之我告诉她你开了一家餐馆No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, 不妈我没开餐馆I work in a restaurant. 我是在餐厅工作Well, they don't have to know that... 他们不需要知道这个Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please? 罗斯能过来帮我做意大利面吗- Yeah. - Oh, we're having spaghetti! -好 -我们要吃意大利面呀That's...easy. 太简单了I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, 我知道这样要求过于自私but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing?你能提一下孩子和女同性恋的事吗Because I think it might take some of the heat off me. 因为那样好歹能让我稍稍喘口气What that Rachel did to her life... 瑞秋最近闯了那么大的祸We ran into her parents at the club, 我们在俱乐部遇见她父母they were not playing very well. 他们很不开心I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding...我不会告诉你他们为婚礼耗费了多少钱but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money! 但是四万块可是不少钱呢Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...至少她曾拥有过把男人丢在教堂圣坛的机会What's that supposed to mean? 这话算什么意思Nothing! It's an expression. 没什么表达一下亲情No, it's not. 不才不是呢Don't listen to your mother. 别听你妈的You're independent, and you always have been! 你独立自主而且一直都这么独Even when you were a kid... 就连你小时候也一样and you were chubby, and you had no friends, 那时你胖嘟嘟一个朋友也没有you were just fine! 你还是活得好好的And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles... 你会独自待在自己房间里看书玩拼图Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars,而像罗斯这种人却注定要做人中之龙的with his museum, and his papers getting published. 在博物馆工作发表论文Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- 其他人则安逸于现状I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer. 告诉你这些人绝不会得癌症哦...And I read about these women trying to have it all, 我曾读过一些女性也试图想拥有一切and I thank God 'Our Little Harmonica' doesn't seem to have that problem.幸好咱家的小莫妮卡完全没有这种烦恼So, Ross, what's going on with you? 罗斯你最近怎么样Any stories? 有啥情况吗No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks? 没有新闻八卦之类能和爸妈分享一下吗Okay! Okay. 好吧好吧Look, I, uh- I realise 听着我明白you guys have been wondering 你们一直想知道what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, 我和卡罗尔之间倒底出了什么事so, well, here's the deal. 事情是这样的Carol's a lesbian. 卡罗尔是同性恋She's living with a woman named Susan. 她现在和一个叫苏珊的女人住在一起She's pregnant with my child, 她还怀了我的孩子and she and Susan are going to raise the baby. 并打算和苏珊共同抚养And you knew about this?! 这些你居然全都知道Your folks are really that bad, huh? 你的爸妈真的很不怎么样啊Well, y'know, these people are pros. 你要知道他们特别专业They know what they're doing, 他们运筹帷幄they take their time, they get the job done. 慢慢部署最后总能达到目的Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... 常言道父母是无法交换的boy, if you could--I'd want yours. 如果可以我要你的父母Must pee. 我去尿尿Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins. 如果你是双胞胎情况会更惨- You're twins? - Yeah. We don't speak. -你是双胞胎 -对我们不往来She's like this high-powered, driven career type. 她是那种精力充沛事业心强的人What does she do? 她从事什么工作She's a waitress. 服务生All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. 好了各位我得打扫了Chandler, you're an only child, right? 钱德勒你是独生子对吧- You don't have any of this. - Well, no, -你就没这些困扰 -没有although I did have an imaginary friend, 不过我有个想像中的朋友who...my parents actually preferred. 而我爸妈比较喜欢他The lights, please... 帮我关灯...How long was I in there? 我刚在里面多久了I'm just cleaning up. 我在做打扫Do you...uh...do you need any help? 那么你你需要帮忙吗Uh...okay, sure! Thanks! 好呀谢了Anyway...um... 总之So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow? 明天要见巴瑞紧张吗Oh...a little... 有一点A lot. 很紧张So, got any advice? 有什么建议吗Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped? 作为一个刚刚被甩的人Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word'dumped'. 你应该避免用"甩"这个字眼Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know,因为现在他很有可能正痛不欲生so you should try not to look too terrific, 而你也不该显得如此光艳照人I know it'll be hard. 我知道这一点很难做到Or, y'know, uh, hey! I'll go down there, 这样吧我替你去一趟and I'll give Barry back his ring, 把巴瑞的戒指还给他and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN... 你陪卡罗尔和苏珊去做产科检查Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow... 你明天得见卡罗尔When did it get so complicated? 为什么会变得这么复杂啊Got me. 问倒我了- Remember when we were in high school together? - Yeah. -还记得我们在高中时吗 -记得I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone,那时我们难道不都认为自己会遇见一个人fall in love- and that'd be it? 坠入爱河然后厮守终生吗- Ross? - Yes, yes! -罗斯 -对没错Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here... 没想到自己会沦落到这个地步Me either... 我也是Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. 抱歉我迟到了工作太忙There was this big dinosaur...thing...anyway. 忙着处理巨型恐龙什么的Ross, you remember Susan. 罗斯记得苏珊吗How could I forget? 我怎能忘得了Ross. 罗斯Hello, Susan. Good shake. Good shake. 你好苏珊她的手好有力So, uh, we're just waiting for...? 那么我们在等Dr. Oberman. 欧伯曼大夫- ...Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he - She. -欧伯曼大夫他 -是女的She, of course, she- uh- 女的当然了那么她familiar with our...special situation? 了解我们的特殊状况吧Yes, and she's very supportive. 了解而且她非常支持Okay, that's great. 好太好了No, I'm- Oh. 不我不用Thanks. 谢了Ross? That opens my cervix. 罗斯那是用来打开我的子宫颈的Barry? 巴瑞Come in. 进来Are you sure? 不打扰吧Yeah! It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours. 没问题罗比得待在这儿好几个小时呢So, how are you doing? 最近好吗I'm- uh- I'm okay...You look great! 我还行你的气色好极了Dr. Farber, 范瑞柏医生- Jason Greenstein's gagging. - Be right there. -杰森·格林斯坦吐了 -马上到Be back in a sec. 我马上回来I dumped him. 我甩的他So, how's this all gonna work? 接下来会怎么样Y'know, with us? 我是说关于咱们仨Y'know, when, like, important decisions have to be made? 比方说某些重大的决定Give me a 'for instance'. 举个例子Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, 好吧我也不知道好吧好吧how about with the, uh, with the baby's name? 比方说给孩子起名- Marlon. - Marlon? -马龙 -马龙If it's a boy, 如果是男孩的话Minnie if it's a girl. 如果是个女孩就叫米妮...As in Mouse? 跟米老鼠的女友同名As in my grandmother. 和我奶奶同名Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. 不管怎样听到米妮还是想到米老鼠Um,how about, um...how about Julia? 对了叫朱莉亚怎么样Julia... 朱莉亚We agreed on Minnie. 我们决定用米妮Totally, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. 很好我俩还曾决定共度一生呢Things change, roll with the punches. 世事难料见招拆招I believe Julia's on the table...? 茱莉亚可以作为备选吗Sorry about that. 真不好意思So. What have you been up to? 对了最近你过得如何Oh, not much. I-I got a job. 混得过去我刚找到工作Oh, that's great. 这太好了Why are- why are you so tanned? 你怎么晒得这么黑Oh, I, uh- I went to Aruba. 我去阿鲁巴了- Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone? - No, -你独自一人去度蜜月了 -不是I went with, uh...Now, this may hurt. 我是和你也许会受伤- Me?! - No! -我吗 -不是I went with Mindy. 我和明蒂去的Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?! 明蒂我的伴娘明蒂吗Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now. 对我们现在算是正式交往中Oh! Well...um, You've got plugs! 哦好吧你去做植发了Careful! They haven't quite taken yet. 小心点还没有固定得很好呢And you've got lenses! 你还配了隐形眼镜But you hate sticking your finger in your eye! 你不是讨厌将手指戳进眼里吗Not for her. 为了她就不同了Listen, I really wanted to thank you. 听我说我真的想谢谢你See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. 一个月前我还想伤害你More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. 这辈子我都从未如此想去伤害某个人And I'm an orthodontist. 我可是个牙医呢Wow. You know, you were right? 哇对啊你说得没错I mean, I thought we were happy. 我之前以为我们很幸福We weren't happy. 其实我们并不幸福But with Mindy,now I'm happy. 但和明蒂在一起现在我很幸福- Spit. - What? -吐掉 -什么Me. 说我啦Anyway, um, 算了I guess this belongs to you. 我想这个该还给你And thank you for giving it to me. 谢谢你将它送给我Well, thank you for giving it back. 好吧也谢谢你送还给我Hello! 喂Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen? 拜托海伦有什么不好Helen Geller? 海伦·盖勒I don't think so. 我不同意- It's not gonna be Helen Geller. - Thank you! -她不会叫海伦·盖勒的 -谢谢No, I mean it's not Geller. 不我是说她不姓盖勒What, it's gonna be Helen Willick? 难道她叫海伦·威利克No, actually, um, 不老实说we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch. 我们考虑用海伦·威利克·班奇Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title? 等等为何名字里有她的份It's my baby too. 因为她也是我的孩子Oh, so funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm. 真搞笑啊我不记得你也贡献了精子Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is! 我们都知道那是个极大的挑战All right, you two, stop it! 够了你们两个别吵了No no no, she gets a credit, 不功劳全让她抢了hey, I'm in there too. 拜托我也是当事人好吗Ross. You're not actually suggesting 罗斯你该不会想用Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 海伦·威利克·班奇·盖勒吧Cause I think that borders on child abuse. 因为我觉得这样很像虐待儿童Of course not, 当然没有I'm...suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch. 我想用盖勒·威利克·班奇Oh, no, nonononono, 不行不行不行不行you see what he's doing? 你看出他的心思了吗He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, 他知道没人会叫全名的so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way! 这样大家只会叫她盖勒他就此得逞My way?! You-you think this is my way? 我得逞你认为这样算得逞Believe me, of all the ways 相信我我这辈子都没想到I ever imagined this moment in my life being, 自己会沦落到这步田地this is not my way- y'know what? 这不是我想要的好吗Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do- 这太难了我不行我做不到Knock knock! How are we today? Any nausea? 有人在吗今天如何想呕吐吗- A little. - Yeah. - Yeah. -一点点 -想吐 -有点儿吧Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, 好吧我只是想问问准妈妈but...thanks for sharing. 不过谢谢你们这么配合Uh, lie back... 躺好You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go. 那个我准备走了I don't- I don't think I can be involved 这件事太不寻常了in this particular thing right now. 我觉得自己没办法参与进来Oh, my God. 我的天啊Look at that. 看啊I know. 我知道Well? Isn't that amazing? 怎么样很神奇吧What are we supposed to be seeing here? 我们应该看到什么I don't know, but... 我不知道不过I don't know, but... [《星际迷航》]I think it's about to attack the Enterprise. 我觉得它似乎马上要去攻击企业号You know, if you tilt your head to the left, 如果你们把头稍微向左偏and relax your eyes, 两眼放空it kind looks like an old potato. 它的样子就像是一颗老土豆Then don't do that, alright? 那拜托不要那么看行吗Okay! 好Monica. What do you think? 莫妮卡你认为呢Wh- are you welling up? 你是不是热泪盈眶呀No. 不是You are, you're welling up. 你就是你热泪盈眶I'm not! 我没有You're gonna be an aunt. 你就要成为姑姑了Oh shut up! 闭嘴啦Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. 喂明蒂喂我是瑞秋Yeah, I'm fine.I saw Barry today. 我很好我今天和巴瑞见面了Yeah, he told me. 对他告诉我了No,i t's okay. Really, it's okay 不没关系真的没事I hope you two are very happy, I really do. 我祝你们幸福快乐真心祝福Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, 对了明蒂如果你们感情顺利and you guys end up getting married and having kids- 最后能结婚生子的话and everything- 那么I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose.希望你的孩子有他的发际线和你的糟鼻子Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, 我知道这招很贱but I feel so much better now. 但我感觉棒极了第一季第二集老友记So no one told you life was gonna be this way 没人告诉你生活会是这样your jobs a joke, you're broke, 你滑稽的工作你的差劲your love life's D.O.A. 你半途而废的爱情It's like you're always stuck in second gear, 就像开车卡在二档And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, 每日每周每月or even your year, but 甚至每年都是如此I'll be there for you, 大雨倾盆时when the rain starts to pour. 我会陪伴你I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你like I've been there before. 像我以前那样I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你'cause you're there for me too. 因为你也陪伴着我。
经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第二集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语
经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第二集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语What you guys don't understand is, 你们男生不懂的是for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. 接吻对女生的重要性Yeah, right!... 是嘛Y'serious? 当真吗Oh, yeah! 当然Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. 初吻可以让人明白一切Absolutely. 没错Yeah, I think for us, 对我们而言kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? 接吻就像是暖场序幕kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? 摇滚乐队I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through 就像平克·弗洛伊德出场前before Pink Floyd comes out. 你得耐着性子先看完暖场搞笑秀Yeah, and-and it's not that 对而且我们并非we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... 讨厌搞笑表演而是因为that's not why we bought the ticket. 只是我们买票又不是为了看搞笑秀The problem is, though, after the concert's over, 问题在于演唱会结束后no matter how great the show was, 不论表演有多精采you girls are always looking for the comedian again, you know?你们女生总还想再重温暖场搞笑秀I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...basically 我们在车中奋力杀出车阵just trying to stay awake. 只是拼命让自己别睡着Yeah, well, word of advice:Bring back the comedian. 是哦给你个建议让搞笑秀返场Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself 否则下次你们只能坐在家里sitting at home, listening to that album alone. 独自一人听唱片...Are we still talking about sex? 我们现在还在谈论性吗...Are we still talking about sex? 史前历史博物馆No, it's good, it is good, it's just that- Mm- 不挺好的只是doesn't she seem a little angry? 她看起来是不是有点生气啊Well, she has issues. 那是因为她有问题了Does she? 真的吗He's out banging other women over the head with a club,她男人在外头拿着大棒敲昏别的女人while she sits at home trying to 而她却得在家get the mastodon smell out of the carpet! 努力清除地毯上乳齿象的臭味Marsha, these are cave people. 玛莎他们是原始人Okay? They have issues like 明白吗他们关心的问题应该是'Gee, that glacier's getting kind of close.' "嘿冰川时代离我们越来越近了"- See? - Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife? -懂吗 -谈到问题那不是你前妻吗Me? No. 我不是Yes, it is. Carol! Hi! 正是卡罗尔你好Okay.Yes.Yes,it is. 好吧是的Okay.Yes.Yes,it is. 史前生命展即将开幕How about I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age? 咱们到冰河世纪那边见好吗You look great. I, uh... 你的气色好极了我I hate that. 虽然我很不喜欢Sorry. thanks.You look good too. 抱歉谢了你看起来也不错Ah, well, in here, anyone who...stands erect... 在这儿任何直立的人So what's new? Still, uh... 最近怎么样还是A lesbian? 女同性恋Well...you never know. How's, um... 世事难料嘛那么how's the family? 家庭生活如何Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh- 玛蒂的疑心病还是很重还有Why- why are you here, Carol? 卡罗尔你来找我有什么事I'm pregnant. 我怀孕了Pregnant?! 怀孕she didn't leave in such a hurry after all 她似乎不急着离开Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where 我猜这是《三人行》里there's some kind of misunderstanding. 他们有误会的那集...Then I've already seen this one! 那我果真看过这一集Are you through with that? 喝完没Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. 真不好意思我咽得太慢了Whose little ball of paper is this?! 这是谁的小纸团Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, 应该是我的我写给自己一张便条and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... 后来觉得不需要于是将它揉成纸团...now I wish I was dead. 于是我现在不想活了She's already fluffed that pillow... 那个枕头她已经拍过了Monica, you know,you've already fluffed that--but, it's fine! 莫妮卡你已经拍过了枕头了算了Look , I'm sorry, guys, 抱歉各位I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition 我只是不想给他们任何than they already have. 借题发挥的机会Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be 没错众所周知父母对孩子的枕头about the flatness of a child's pillow. 要求有多苛刻Monica? Hi! 莫妮卡Um, Monica, you're scaring me. 莫妮卡你吓到我了I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. 我是说你现在一副慌张失措的样子And not-not in a good way. 而且显得不是很好Yeah, calm down. 对啊放轻松You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and 每次他们来时从没见twirly every time they come. 罗斯露出慌张的样子That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. 因为在我爸妈心目中罗斯不可能犯错Y'see, he's the Prince. 他是个王子Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born. 显然他们在我出生前有个大型仪式What? 什么Ugly Naked Guy got a thigh-master! 丑裸男搞了个健腿器Has anybody seen my engagement ring? 有人见我订婚戒指了吗Yeah, it's beautiful. 有挺漂亮的Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God. 天哪天哪天哪天哪No, look, don't touch that! 嘿不要动它们Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, 还嫌我现在不够恐慌害怕吗having to give it back to him... 明天就得还他戒指了'Hi Barry! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil 巴瑞记得我不我是那个身穿婚纱who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' 当着你全家人的面让你颜面无存的女孩Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, 天啊如今我要去把戒指还给他without the ring, which makes it so much harder... 结果戒指没了这是要逼死我啊Easy Rach, we'll find it. Won't we! 别急瑞秋我们会找到的对不Oh! Yeah! 是呀没错Alright, when do you have it on last? 最后一次戴是在什么时候Doy! Probably right before she lost it! 呆子大概是在丢失之前咯You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days... 这年头说"呆子"的人还真不多I know I had it this morning, 我今天早上还戴着呢and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with... 我记得当时我正在厨房...Dinah? 和黛娜一起吗Ohhhhh, don't be mad... 别生气You didn't? 你不是吧Oh, I am sorry... 哦对不起I gave you one job! 我就让你做了这么一件事情Oh, but look how straight those noodles are! 不过这面条煮得还真直Now, Monica, you know that's not 莫妮卡你明白的how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne... 在千层面中找订婚戒指不是这个样子找的I just...can't do it. 我办不到Boys? We're going in. 伙计们动手吧Wow. That is not a happy hi. 听语气不怎么开心啊Carol's pregnant. 卡罗尔怀孕了Ooh! I found it! 我找到了W-w-wh-...wha-...w-w-w-... 什么啥怎么什么Yeah. Do that for another two hours, 保持这个状态两小时you might be where I am right about now. 你就会变成我现在这样了Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon? 如此一来就不用操心枕头的事了对吧Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing? 那现在你现在要怎么办Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, 卡罗尔说她和苏珊想让我也参与进来but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved... 但是我对此感觉很不自在我不想掺和basically it's totally up to me. 一切由我做决定She is so great! I miss her. 她人好好我真想念她What does she mean by 'involved'? 她所谓的"参与"是什么意思I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done. 我觉得最大部分的工作你已经完成了Anyway, they want me to go down to this- 总之她们要我明天一起去sonogram thing with them tomorrow. 做超声波检查So what are you gonna do? 你打算怎么做I have no idea. 我也不知道No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father. 不管我怎么做我都要当爸爸了...Well, this is still ruined, right? 面已经被搅乱了不是吗Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. 玛莎·卢德文的女儿会打电话给你Mmm! What's that curry taste? 怎么会有咖哩味Curry. 那就是咖喱I- I think they're great! I, I really do. 我觉得挺很好吃真的Do you remember the Ludwins? 你还记得卢德文一家人吗The big one had a thing for you, didn't she? 他家的大女儿挺喜欢你对不They all had a thing for him. 他们家的女儿都喜欢他Aw, Mom... 别这样妈I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me? 抱歉她为何要打电话给我Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, 她刚毕业想找份烹饪的工作or food, or...I don't know. 或是做饭啥的我也不清楚Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant- 总之我告诉她你开了一家餐馆No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, 不妈我没开餐馆I work in a restaurant. 我是在餐厅工作Well, they don't have to know that... 他们不需要知道这个Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please? 罗斯能过来帮我做意大利面吗- Yeah. - Oh, we're having spaghetti! -好 -我们要吃意大利面呀That's...easy. 太简单了I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, 我知道这样要求过于自私but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing?你能提一下孩子和女同性恋的事吗Because I think it might take some of the heat off me. 因为那样好歹能让我稍稍喘口气What that Rachel did to her life... 瑞秋最近闯了那么大的祸We ran into her parents at the club, 我们在俱乐部遇见她父母they were not playing very well. 他们很不开心I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding...我不会告诉你他们为婚礼耗费了多少钱but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money! 但是四万块可是不少钱呢Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...至少她曾拥有过把男人丢在教堂圣坛的机会What's that supposed to mean? 这话算什么意思Nothing! It's an expression. 没什么表达一下亲情No, it's not. 不才不是呢Don't listen to your mother. 别听你妈的You're independent, and you always have been! 你独立自主而且一直都这么独Even when you were a kid... 就连你小时候也一样and you were chubby, and you had no friends, 那时你胖嘟嘟一个朋友也没有you were just fine! 你还是活得好好的And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles... 你会独自待在自己房间里看书玩拼图Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars,而像罗斯这种人却注定要做人中之龙的with his museum, and his papers getting published. 在博物馆工作发表论文Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- 其他人则安逸于现状I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer. 告诉你这些人绝不会得癌症哦...And I read about these women trying to have it all, 我曾读过一些女性也试图想拥有一切and I thank God 'Our Little Harmonica' doesn't seem to have that problem.幸好咱家的小莫妮卡完全没有这种烦恼So, Ross, what's going on with you? 罗斯你最近怎么样Any stories? 有啥情况吗No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks? 没有新闻八卦之类能和爸妈分享一下吗Okay! Okay. 好吧好吧Look, I, uh- I realise 听着我明白you guys have been wondering 你们一直想知道what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, 我和卡罗尔之间倒底出了什么事so, well, here's the deal. 事情是这样的Carol's a lesbian. 卡罗尔是同性恋She's living with a woman named Susan. 她现在和一个叫苏珊的女人住在一起She's pregnant with my child, 她还怀了我的孩子and she and Susan are going to raise the baby. 并打算和苏珊共同抚养And you knew about this?! 这些你居然全都知道Your folks are really that bad, huh? 你的爸妈真的很不怎么样啊Well, y'know, these people are pros. 你要知道他们特别专业They know what they're doing, 他们运筹帷幄they take their time, they get the job done. 慢慢部署最后总能达到目的Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... 常言道父母是无法交换的boy, if you could--I'd want yours. 如果可以我要你的父母Must pee. 我去尿尿Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins. 如果你是双胞胎情况会更惨- You're twins? - Yeah. We don't speak. -你是双胞胎 -对我们不往来She's like this high-powered, driven career type. 她是那种精力充沛事业心强的人What does she do? 她从事什么工作She's a waitress. 服务生All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. 好了各位我得打扫了Chandler, you're an only child, right? 钱德勒你是独生子对吧- You don't have any of this. - Well, no, -你就没这些困扰 -没有although I did have an imaginary friend, 不过我有个想像中的朋友who...my parents actually preferred. 而我爸妈比较喜欢他The lights, please... 帮我关灯...How long was I in there? 我刚在里面多久了I'm just cleaning up. 我在做打扫Do you...uh...do you need any help? 那么你你需要帮忙吗Uh...okay, sure! Thanks! 好呀谢了Anyway...um... 总之So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow? 明天要见巴瑞紧张吗Oh...a little... 有一点A lot. 很紧张So, got any advice? 有什么建议吗Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped? 作为一个刚刚被甩的人Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word'dumped'. 你应该避免用"甩"这个字眼Chances are he's gonna be this, this brokenshell of a man, y'know,因为现在他很有可能正痛不欲生so you should try not to look too terrific, 而你也不该显得如此光艳照人I know it'll be hard. 我知道这一点很难做到Or, y'know, uh, hey! I'll go down there, 这样吧我替你去一趟and I'll give Barry back his ring, 把巴瑞的戒指还给他and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN... 你陪卡罗尔和苏珊去做产科检查Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow... 你明天得见卡罗尔When did it get so complicated? 为什么会变得这么复杂啊Got me. 问倒我了- Remember when we were in high school together? - Yeah. -还记得我们在高中时吗 -记得I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone,那时我们难道不都认为自己会遇见一个人fall in love- and that'd be it? 坠入爱河然后厮守终生吗- Ross? - Yes, yes! -罗斯 -对没错Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here... 没想到自己会沦落到这个地步Me either... 我也是Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. 抱歉我迟到了工作太忙There was this big dinosaur...thing...anyway. 忙着处理巨型恐龙什么的Ross, you remember Susan. 罗斯记得苏珊吗How could I forget? 我怎能忘得了Ross. 罗斯Hello, Susan. Good shake. Good shake. 你好苏珊她的手好有力So, uh, we're just waiting for...? 那么我们在等Dr. Oberman. 欧伯曼大夫- ...Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he - She. -欧伯曼大夫他 -是女的She, of course, she- uh- 女的当然了那么她familiar with our...special situation? 了解我们的特殊状况吧Yes, and she's very supportive. 了解而且她非常支持Okay, that's great. 好太好了No, I'm- Oh. 不我不用Thanks. 谢了Ross? That opens my cervix. 罗斯那是用来打开我的子宫颈的Barry? 巴瑞Come in. 进来Are you sure? 不打扰吧Yeah! It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours. 没问题罗比得待在这儿好几个小时呢So, how are you doing? 最近好吗I'm- uh- I'm okay...You look great! 我还行你的气色好极了Dr. Farber, 范瑞柏医生- Jason Greenstein's gagging. - Be right there. -杰森·格林斯坦吐了 -马上到Be back in a sec. 我马上回来I dumped him. 我甩的他So, how's this all gonna work? 接下来会怎么样Y'know, with us? 我是说关于咱们仨Y'know, when, like, important decisions have to be made? 比方说某些重大的决定Give me a 'for instance'. 举个例子Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, 好吧我也不知道好吧好吧how about with the, uh, with the baby's name? 比方说给孩子起名- Marlon. - Marlon? -马龙 -马龙If it's a boy, 如果是男孩的话Minnie if it's a girl. 如果是个女孩就叫米妮...As in Mouse? 跟米老鼠的女友同名As in my grandmother. 和我奶奶同名Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. 不管怎样听到米妮还是想到米老鼠Um,how about, um...how about Julia? 对了叫朱莉亚怎么样Julia... 朱莉亚We agreed on Minnie. 我们决定用米妮Totally, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. 很好我俩还曾决定共度一生呢Things change, roll with the punches. 世事难料见招拆招I believe Julia's on the table...? 茱莉亚可以作为备选吗Sorry about that. 真不好意思So. What have you been up to? 对了最近你过得如何Oh, not much. I-I got a job. 混得过去我刚找到工作Oh, that's great. 这太好了Why are- why are you so tanned? 你怎么晒得这么黑Oh, I, uh- I went to Aruba. 我去阿鲁巴了- Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone? - No, -你独自一人去度蜜月了 -不是I went with, uh...Now, this may hurt. 我是和你也许会受伤- Me?! - No! -我吗 -不是I went with Mindy. 我和明蒂去的Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?! 明蒂我的伴娘明蒂吗Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now. 对我们现在算是正式交往中Oh! Well...um, You've got plugs! 哦好吧你去做植发了Careful! They haven't quite taken yet. 小心点还没有固定得很好呢And you've got lenses! 你还配了隐形眼镜But you hate sticking your finger in your eye! 你不是讨厌将手指戳进眼里吗Not for her. 为了她就不同了Listen, I really wanted to thank you. 听我说我真的想谢谢你See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. 一个月前我还想伤害你More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. 这辈子我都从未如此想去伤害某个人And I'm an orthodontist. 我可是个牙医呢Wow. You know, you were right? 哇对啊你说得没错I mean, I thought we were happy. 我之前以为我们很幸福We weren't happy. 其实我们并不幸福But with Mindy,now I'm happy. 但和明蒂在一起现在我很幸福- Spit. - What? -吐掉 -什么Me. 说我啦Anyway, um, 算了I guess this belongs to you. 我想这个该还给你And thank you for giving it to me. 谢谢你将它送给我Well, thank you for giving it back. 好吧也谢谢你送还给我Hello! 喂Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen? 拜托海伦有什么不好Helen Geller? 海伦·盖勒I don't think so. 我不同意- It's not gonna be Helen Geller. - Thank you! -她不会叫海伦·盖勒的 -谢谢No, I mean it's not Geller. 不我是说她不姓盖勒What, it's gonna be Helen Willick? 难道她叫海伦·威利克No, actually, um, 不老实说we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch. 我们考虑用海伦·威利克·班奇Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title? 等等为何名字里有她的份It's my baby too. 因为她也是我的孩子Oh, so funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm. 真搞笑啊我不记得你也贡献了精子Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is! 我们都知道那是个极大的挑战All right, you two, stop it! 够了你们两个别吵了No no no, she gets a credit, 不功劳全让她抢了hey, I'm in there too. 拜托我也是当事人好吗Ross. You're not actually suggesting 罗斯你该不会想用Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 海伦·威利克·班奇·盖勒吧Cause I think that borders on child abuse. 因为我觉得这样很像虐待儿童Of course not, 当然没有I'm...suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch. 我想用盖勒·威利克·班奇Oh, no, nonononono, 不行不行不行不行you see what he's doing? 你看出他的心思了吗He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, 他知道没人会叫全名的so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way! 这样大家只会叫她盖勒他就此得逞My way?! You-you think this is my way? 我得逞你认为这样算得逞Believe me, of all the ways 相信我我这辈子都没想到I ever imagined this moment in my life being, 自己会沦落到这步田地this is not my way- y'know what? 这不是我想要的好吗Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do- 这太难了我不行我做不到Knock knock! How are we today? Any nausea? 有人在吗今天如何想呕吐吗- A little. - Yeah. - Yeah. -一点点 -想吐 -有点儿吧Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, 好吧我只是想问问准妈妈but...thanks for sharing. 不过谢谢你们这么配合Uh, lie back... 躺好You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go. 那个我准备走了I don't- I don't think I can be involved 这件事太不寻常了in this particular thing right now. 我觉得自己没办法参与进来Oh, my God. 我的天啊Look at that. 看啊I know. 我知道Well? Isn't that amazing? 怎么样很神奇吧What are we supposed to be seeing here? 我们应该看到什么I don't know, but... 我不知道不过I don't know, but... [《星际迷航》]I think it's about to attack the Enterprise. 我觉得它似乎马上要去攻击企业号You know, if you tilt your head to the left, 如果你们把头稍微向左偏and relax your eyes, 两眼放空it kind looks like an old potato. 它的样子就像是一颗老土豆Then don't do that, alright? 那拜托不要那么看行吗Okay! 好Monica. What do you think? 莫妮卡你认为呢Wh- are you welling up? 你是不是热泪盈眶呀No. 不是You are, you're welling up. 你就是你热泪盈眶I'm not! 我没有You're gonna be an aunt. 你就要成为姑姑了Oh shut up! 闭嘴啦Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. 喂明蒂喂我是瑞秋Yeah, I'm fine.I saw Barry today. 我很好我今天和巴瑞见面了Yeah, he told me. 对他告诉我了No,i t's okay. Really, it's okay 不没关系真的没事I hope you two are very happy, I really do. 我祝你们幸福快乐真心祝福Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, 对了明蒂如果你们感情顺利and you guys end up getting married and having kids- 最后能结婚生子的话and everything- 那么I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose.希望你的孩子有他的发际线和你的糟鼻子Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, 我知道这招很贱but I feel so much better now. 但我感觉棒极了第一季第二集老友记So no one told you life was gonna be this way 没人告诉你生活会是这样your jobs a joke, you're broke, 你滑稽的工作你的差劲your love life's D.O.A. 你半途而废的爱情It's like you're always stuck in second gear, 就像开车卡在二档And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, 每日每周每月or even your year, but 甚至每年都是如此I'll be there for you, 大雨倾盆时when the rain starts to pour. 我会陪伴你I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你like I've been there before. 像我以前那样I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你'cause you're there for me too. 因为你也陪伴着我。
老友记第一季完整版中英文对照
Chandler:All right Joey, be nice. So does he have ahump? A hump and ahairpiece?
Ross:(mortified) Hi.
Joey:This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Monica:Are you okay,sweetie?
Ross:I just feel like someone reached down my throat,grabbedmy smallintestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Chandler:And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica:Rachel?!
Rachel:Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a bighammersaid you might be here and you are,you are!
Ross:Sorry.
Joey:Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
老友记第一季第十八集中英分句对照剧本
Oh,no!How? 不会吧,怎么丢的?
-He pooped in my shoe.-Which one? -它在我鞋里大便.-哪个?
The cute black ones I always wear. 我常穿的那只可爱黑鞋
No,which one? 是哪一只?
You're not the guy that asked for tea,are you? 你不是那个要喝茶的人对吧?
The One Where The Monkey Gets Away
Mail call! Rachel Greene,bunk seven. 瑞秋,你有信
Thank you. 谢谢
I am.I'm happy for them. 我...真为他们高兴
-Really?-No. -真的?-不.
I guess it would be different if I were with somebody. 如果我和别人在一起就不同了
Whoa,what.... 谁,什么...
What happened to "Forget relationships!I'm done with men!" 你不是说要忘了那段感情,不再和男人在一起
Barry,who you almost 巴瑞,你几乎...
And Mindy,your maid of 明蒂,你的伴娘
Let me see.That's Mindy? 我看看,那是明蒂?
She is pretty! 真漂亮!
Lucky... 她真幸运…
...to have had a friend like you. 有你这样的朋友.
经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第十七集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语
Previously on "Friends"... 《老友记》前情提要- Excuse me, miss! - It's Phoebe! -嗨小姐 -是菲比Okay, will that be all? 你们就点这些吗They're twins. 她们是双胞胎Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's hot! 菲比是菲比厄休拉很火辣It's, it's for Ursula. 是送厄休拉的Sure. Yeah. Okay, it fits. 好呀合身Marcel, give Rossy the remote. 马赛尔把遥控器给罗斯How did he do this? 他是怎么办到的It's just this whole stupid Ursula thing. 还不是厄休拉惹的祸So he's going out with her. Is it really so terrible? 他和她约会真有那么糟吗You don't know my sister. 你们不了解我姐姐You gotta talk to Joey. 你得找乔伊谈谈He's falling in love with her. 他爱上她了You won't lose him. 你不会失去他的They haven't even slept together yet. That's not serious. 根本还没上床关系还没确定下来May we help you? 需要帮忙吗Rachel! Rachel! 瑞秋瑞秋I'm okay. I'm okay. 我没事我没事Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, 我朋友在取下圣诞灯时and she fell off the balcony 从阳台跌下来and may have broken her foot or or ankle or something. 可能伤了脚踝或是哪里My god. You still have your Christmas lights up? 天啊你们的圣诞灯还亮着Fill this out and bring it back to me. 填好资料后拿给我Name, address. 姓名地址Okay, In case of emergency call? 紧急联络人You. 你Really? 真的Yeah. 对Oh, that is so sweet. 你真好Oh gosh, love you. 我爱你Insurance? 保险Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely, I want some of that. 对哦打勾我当然需要保险You don't have insurance? 你没有保险吗Why, how much is this gonna cost? 怎么了要多少钱I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars. 我不知道单是X光就可能得好几百元Wel-wel-well what are we gonna do? 我们该怎么办Well there's not much we can do. 没有太多办法可想Um... unless, unless I use yours. 除非我用你的Hah, no no no no no no no no no no. 不行不行绝对没门Wait a second, who did I just put as my "In case of emergency" person? 等等我刚把谁填成"紧急联络人"了That's insurance fraud. 这是保险欺诈Well, alright, then, forget it. Might as well just go home. 好吧算了我直接回家算了Come here, I hate this. 好吧回来我真讨厌这样做Thank you. Thank you. I love you. 谢谢谢谢我爱你Hi, um, I'm gonna need a new set of these forms . 不好意思我需要新表格Why? 为什么I am really an idiot. 我真是个笨蛋You see, I was filling out my friend's form, 我替我朋友填资料时and instead of putting her information, I put mine. 填的不是她的资料而是我的You are an idiot. . 你真是个笨蛋Yep, that's me, I am that stupid. 没错这就是我我就是那么笨I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.我昨晚梦见自己在和我儿子在玩橄榄球That's nice. 真温馨No, no, with him. 不他是球I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby 我在球场上他们用我儿子开球And I, I know I've gotta do something 我知道自己得做点什么'cause the Tampa Bay defence is comin' right at me. 因为坦帕湾队的防守球员逐渐逼近Tampa Bay's got a terrible team. 坦帕湾队烂得要死Right, but, it is just me and the baby, 没错但只有我和我儿子so I'm thinkin' they can take us. 我想我们死定了And so I uh, hah-hah, I just heave it down field. 所以我只好把我儿子扔出去What are you crazy? That's a baby! 什么你疯啦那是你儿子He should take the sack? 那他该擒杀吗Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, 总之突然我又到了前场and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right?我发现该接住我儿子的人是我Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, 但我绝对来不及赶过去So I am running, and running, 于是我跑啊跑and that, that is when I woke up. 然后就惊醒了See I, I am so not ready to be a father. 看我根本还没准备好当爸爸Hey, you're gonna be fine. 你没问题的You're one of the most caring, most responsible men in North America.你是全美最细心最有责任感的男人You're gonna make a great dad. 你将来一定是个好爸爸的Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking. 没错罗斯你和你儿子只需要提高防守Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? 你们去过彩虹厅吗Is it real expensive? 真有那么贵Well, only if you order stuff. 只有点东西吃才会贵I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday. 我今晚要带厄休拉去今天是她生日Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday? 等等菲比的生日该怎么办When's that? 什么时候Tonight. 今晚Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening? 天怎么会有这么巧的事情You take your time. 慢慢想吧There it is! 这回想通了So what're you gonna do? 你打算怎么办What can I do? 我能怎么办Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula. 我不想让厄休拉不开心And your friend Phoebe? 你的朋友菲比呢Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. 如果她是我朋友希望她能谅解I mean, wouldn't you guys? 你们不是都能谅解吗Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, 我生日时如果你敢这样做you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit. 那你就等着我勃然大怒吧you add a pinch of saffron, it makes all the difference. 加上少量藏红花就能使情况完全改观Okay, errrr, Monica? 摩妮卡Yes? ..yes, she is. 在在她在呢- Hi, this is my friend Rachel. - Hi. -嗨这是我朋友瑞秋 -嗨Hi, err Rachel. I'm Dr.Mitchell. 瑞秋我是米契尔大夫And I'm his friend,Dr.Rosen. 我是他的朋友罗森大夫Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor? 你们当医生是否太帅了一点Excuse me? 你说什么I meant er, young, young, 年轻我是指年轻I meant young, young to be a doctor. 你当医生稍嫌年轻了点Oh good, Rach. 你真会说瑞秋- Thank you. - Right. -谢谢 -好的so, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it. 他说这只是扭伤就这样Uh, you left out the stupid part. 你忘了说我们做的蠢事Not stupid. 才不蠢呢The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night,这两位超级大帅哥医生约我们明晚出去and I said "yes." 我答应了I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. 你根本就是疯了他们在医院工作It's like returning to the scene of the crime. 我们这样相当于回到犯罪现场自投罗网You know, I say we blow off the dates. 还是取消约会吧What? 什么Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, 莫妮卡他们是大帅哥而且还是医生cute doctors, doctors who are cute! 帅哥医生很帅的医生Alright, what have we learned so far? 好了目前为止我们学习到什么Surprise!!! 惊喜What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap outta me. 你们在干什么把我吓死了Was that the cake? 那是蛋糕吗Yeah, yeah. I got a lemon schmush. 对柠檬口味Come on, she'll be here any minute. 快她随时会到I hope it's okay. 希望蛋糕没事"Happy Birthday Peehe." "生日快乐菲..."Well maybe we can make a, a, a 'B' out of one of those roses.或许我们可以用一朵玫瑰改成"比"Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools. 是啊用我们的专业蛋糕工具Hey, what's going on? 什么事Oh, we just... 我们只是Surprise! 惊喜This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. 你们真是太好了一点都不吓人Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! 各位好贝蒂贝蒂你好You found Betty! Oh my god! This is great. 你们找到了贝蒂天啊太好了Everybody I love is in the same room, Where's Joey? 我爱的大家都在一起乔伊在哪儿Did you see Betty? 你看见贝蒂没I tell you one thing, 我跟你说I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business.我很愿意在番茄干生意中分一杯羹Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, 五年前如果有人说here's a tomato that looks like a prune, 我的蕃茄瘪得像干李子I'd say "get out of my office!" 我会叫他滚出我的办公室Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all? 爸我出生前你有没有紧张I'm not freaking out, I'm just saying, 我不紧张我是说if somebody had come to me with the idea and- 如果有人来建议我做这个生意...Dad, dad, dad, I'm talkin' about the whole uh, baby thing. 爸爸爸我在谈小孩的事Did you uh, ever get this sort of panicky, 我出生前你是否很紧张"Oh my god I'm gonna be a father" kind of a thing? 觉得"天啊我要当爹了"之类的No. 不Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. 你妈妈全包办了我又忙于公司I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about? 经常不在家你找我来是为了这个No, no, Dad, I was just wondering. 不是爸我只是有点迷惑'Cause there's time to make up for that. 因为我们还有时间弥补We can do stuff together. 我们可以花些时间在一起You always wanted to go to that Colonial Williamsburg. 你一直想去威廉斯堡How 'bout we do that? 我们一起去如何Thanks, Dad, really, I just you know, I just, 谢了爸我只是I just needed to know, 我只是想知道um when did you start to feel like a father? 你何时起感觉自己像个父亲Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been 我想应该是the day after you were born. 你出生后第一天We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, 我们在病房你妈在睡觉and they brought you in and gave you to me. 他们把你抱进来交给我You were this ugly little red thing, 你当时是个红彤彤的小丑娃and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. 你突然用拳头紧抓住我的手指And you squeezed it, so tight. 紧紧捏住我的手指And that's when I knew. 那时候我才感觉到So you don't wanna go to Williamsburg? 所以你不想去威廉斯堡吗No, we can go to Williamsburg. 没有我想去Eat your fish. 吃鱼吧Rachel, the cute doctors are here. 瑞秋帅哥医生来了Okay, coming! 来了- Hi, come on in. - Hey. -请进 -嗨- Hi, Geoffrey. - Hi. -你好杰佛瑞 -你好Ah here, we brought wine. 我们带了一瓶酒Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine,这是来自恩尼斯及托夫波尼酒窖- so how could we resist? - Oh, that's great. Look at that. -我们怎么能拒绝呢 -太好了真不错So, Monica, how's the ankle? 摩妮卡脚踝如何It's uh... 它啊Well, why don't you tell them? 你何不告诉他们After all it, is your ankle. 毕竟这是你的脚踝You know what, it's feeling a lot better, thank you, um 你猜怎么着感觉好多了谢谢Well, listen, why don't you two sit down and, 这样吧你们先请坐and we'll get you some glasses 我们去拿杯子Stat! 快坐好Okay, listen, I'm thinking, 听我说我刚在想why don't we just tell them who we really are? 何不干脆向他们表明我们的身份I mean, it'll be fine, I really think it'll be fine. 我相信绝对不会有事的It will not be fine. We'll get in trouble. 才不会我们会惹上大麻烦Oh, Monica! Would you stop being such a wuss? 摩妮卡别那么不争气A wuss? 不争气Excuse me for living in the real world, okay? 抱歉我活在真实的世界之中- So? - So... they sss-still seem normal. -所以呢 -她们似乎很正常That's because they are. 本来就正常okay, but you have to admit that 好吧但你得承认every time we go out with women we meet at the hospital 每次我们和医院认识的女患者约会- it turns into.. - Willya relax? -结果都会... -别紧张Look around. No pagan altars, 看看四周没有异教徒的神坛no piles of bones in the corners, they're fine. 角落没有成堆的骨头她们没事的Go like this. 来做这个动作I said we are not going to do it, okay? 要我说我们绝不能这么做Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby. 有时你真的真的很幼稚I am not a baby! 我才不幼稚- You know what - What -你知道吗 -怎样- You know what - What! -你知道吗 -怎样- You know what - What!! -你知道吗 -到底怎样Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother. 你一天天变得愈来愈像你妈了Hello! Here we go! 来美酒到This is a great place. How long have you lived here? 这房子好漂亮住在这儿多久了Thanks! I've been here about six years, 谢谢我住在这能有六年了and Rachel moved in a few months ago. 瑞秋几个月前才搬来Yeah...see, I was supposed to get married, 对我本来应该结婚的but, um, I left the guy at the altar. 但我逃婚了- Really? - Yeah. -真的吗 -是的Yeah Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. 我知道这样很自私但我就是这种人Why don't you try the hummus? 尝尝这个鹰嘴豆泥So, Monica, what do you do? 那摩妮卡你从事什么工作Aahh, I'm a chef at a restaurant uptown. 我是上城区一家餐厅的主厨Good for you. 真有你的Yeah it is, 没错Mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do. 主要是因为我能使唤别人我很喜欢这样This hummus is great. 这个鹰嘴豆泥不错.God bless the chickpea. 上帝保佑鹰嘴豆Oh, god, I am so spoiled. 天啊我真是被宠坏了That's it! 就这样了And by the way, have I mentioned that 对了我有没有提过back in high school, I was a cow? 高中那会儿我壮得像头牛I used to wet my bed. 我常尿床I use my breasts to get other people's attention. 我以胸部吸引别人的注意We both do that! 我们都一样Monica and Rachel's apartment. 摩妮卡与瑞秋的公寓Just one second ..ah, Rachel, it's your dad. 等等瑞秋是你爸Hi, Dad. 爸No, no, it's me. 不是我Li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, 听我说老爸我现在没空um, but there's something, 但有些话um there's something that I've been meaning to tell you 有些话我一直想告诉你Would you excuse me for a second? 失陪一下Remember back in freshman year? 记得我大一那年吗Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed. 我和比利·德瑞克森在你床上做爱Daddy Daddy... 爸爸你听我说why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? 为什么我干嘛和比利·德瑞克森上床His father tried to put you out of business! 他爸可是想抢走你的生意You're dead! 你死定了Ross, he's got the remote again. 罗斯他又在玩遥控器了Good. 好的Maybe he can switch it back. 或许他能将语言调回来Maybe not. 或许不会Hello. 喂Um, yeah, uh, Okay ah, hold on a second, 好的等等lemme lemme just check and see if see if she's here. 我看看我看看她在不在It's the woman from the hospital admissions office. 医院入院处那个女人打来的She says there's a problem with the form. 她说表格有问题Oh, god, oh god, Oh god, waddawe do, waddawe do, waddawe do? 天啊天啊我们该怎么办I don't know! 我不知道What do they want? Find out what they want! 他们要干什么问他们要干什么Okay no, you do it. 不你问Hello, this is Monica 喂我是摩妮卡Yeah???Oh... 是的Okay, yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down.Thank you. 好我们马上去谢谢What? 什么事We forgot to sign one of the admissions forms. 我们忘了在入院表格上签名Ohhh Okay, you were right. You were right! 你说得对你说得对- This was just not worth it. - Thank you. -不值得这么做 -谢谢- Okay, let me just change. - Yes. -我们改回来 -好- Hey. - Hey! -嗨 -嗨Trouble? 有心事Your sister stood me up the other night. 你姐前天晚上放我鸽子Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you? 不是吧被人放鸽子的滋味不好受吧Well did you try calling her? 你有打电话给她吗I've been trying for two days. 我连打了两天When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. 打给餐厅时他们说她太忙没空讲话I can't believe she's blowin' me off. 我不敢相信她想甩掉我Um you, you got a minute? 有空吗Um, yeah, I'm just... ..working. 有我只是在工作So. 那...Um, oh, I got you a birthday present. 我为你买了生日礼物Oh, wow! You remembered! 天啊你记得Oh! It's a Judy Jetson thermos! 是个卡通水杯- Right, like the kind you... - Right -对就像被你弄坏那个... -是哦- Oh, I got something for you, too. - How'd you know I was coming? -我也有东西送你 -你怎知道我会来Um, yeah, um, twin thing. 我们是双胞胎嘛I can't believe you did this. 我不敢相信你会这么做I can't believe you.....did this. 我不敢相信...你会这么做So What's the deal with umm, you and Joey? 你和乔伊之间怎么回事Oh, right. He is so great. But that's over. 他人很好但我们分手了- Does he know? - Who? -他知道吗 -谁Joey. You know, um, he's really nutsy about you. 乔伊他对你着迷不已He is? Why? 是吗为什么You got me. 你可把我问倒了Right. 没错.Excuse me.Doesn't this come with a side salad? 服务员这道菜不是有沙拉配吗So, um, are you gonna call him? 那你会打电话给他吗What? Do you think he likes me? 怎么你认为他喜欢我No, Joey. 不是乔伊No, no, he is so smart. He'll figure it out. 不他很聪明他会想通的Do you want some chicken? 想吃鸡肉吗No. No food with a face. 不带脸的食材不吃You have not changed! 你一点没变Yeah, you too. 你也一样Hi, remember us? 记得我们吗Um, okay.You just called a little while ago 你刚打电话给我们about needing a signature on the admissions form. 说要在入院表格上签名Well, it turns out we need a whole new one 但我们需要一张全新的表格because uh, you see, 因为我I-I, I put the wrong name again.'causeum... 我又写错名字了因为You're that stupid. 你就是那么笨I am. I'm that stupid. 对我就是那么笨Yeah, and and, I'm just gonna pay for this with a check. 我要用支票付帐Well, you know your insurance will cover that. 你不知道保险会给付吗Yeah, I know... ..I'm I'm just not that bright either. 我知道只是我也没那么聪明Okay, worst case scenario. 最糟糕的情况是Say you never feel like a father. 假如你永远不会有爸爸的感觉Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. 假设你儿子永远不会跟你有感情Say all of his relationships are affected by this. 假设他的恋爱观将会受此影响Do you have a point? 你这话有重点吗You know, you think I would. 你觉得我有没有呢What's up with the simian? 这只猴子怎么了It's just a fur ball. 只是毛球Okay...whose turn is it? 好吧该谁了Yours, I just got 43 points for 'KIDNEY'. 你我刚拼出的"肾"得了43分No, no, you got zero points for 'IDNEY'. 不你没得分你拼的是"月"I had a 'K'. Where's where's my 'K'? 不对我有上半边跑哪儿去了You've got to help me my monkey swallowed a 'K'! 快帮我我的猴子吞了个字母You go get that animal outta here. 把你的动物带走!No, no you don't understand 不你不明白the animal hospital is way across town 动物医院在城的另一头he'schoking I don't know what else to do. 他噎到了我不知道怎么办- What's goin' on?- Marcel swallowed a Scrabble tile. -怎么回事 -马塞尔吞了一个拼字字母Excuse me This hospital is for people! 抱歉这是为人看病的医院Lady, he is people.He has a name, okay? 小姐他是人他有名字He watches Jeopardy! 他爱看"挑战自我"节目He he touches himself when nobody's watching. 如果没人盯着他他还会自摸- Please, please have a heart! - I'll take a look at him. -拜托有点爱心吧 -我替它看看- Oh, thank you. Michael. - Rachel. -谢谢麦克 -瑞秋- What? - Monica. -什么 -莫妮卡Hey. 嗨Urse... 厄休拉ah, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you. 你怎么会在这儿我一直打电话找你Listen, um... 听我说No, no, no, don't say "listen." I know that "listen." 不别叫我听我知道你的意思I've said that "listen." 我对别人这么说过I'm sorry. 抱歉I don't get it.What happened? 我不懂你这是怎么了What about everything you said under the bridge? 你在桥下说过的话呢Yeah, um... 这样...You should just forget about what I said under the bridge, 你得忘记我在桥下说过的话I was talkin' crazy that night, I was so drunk! 我那一夜喝醉了全是胡言乱语You don't drink. 你不喝酒That's right, I don't .. 没错我不喝酒But I was, I was drunk on you! 但我爱你爱得如痴如醉Oh, Urse... 厄休拉Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work. 我们是没有结果的Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe? 为什么因为我是菲比的朋友吗If it was, would you stop hanging out with her? 如果是你愿意不和她来往吗No. No, I, I couldn't do that. 不行我办不到Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! 那没错就是因为她So, you know, it's either her or me. 所以不是她就是我Then, uh, then I'm sorry. 那么我只能说抱歉了You're gonna be really, really hard to get over. 忘了你会是很难的一件事I know... 我知道I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or what,我不知是因为我们要分手还是怎样but you have never looked so beautiful. 你从未这么漂亮过Really? 真的- Pheebs? - Yeah. Oooh... -菲比 -什么事He looks so tiny. 它看起来好小- We just got the message. - Is he alright? -我们刚听说 -他没事吧Yeah. The doctor got the 'K' out. 没事医生已取出字母了He also found an 'M' and an 'O'. 他还发现另外两个We think he was trying to spell out 'MONKEY.' 我们猜他是想拼出"猴子"二字Well, the doctor says he's gonna be fine, he's just sleeping now. 医生说它已无大碍它刚睡着So, you feel like a dad yet? 那你现在有当爸爸的感觉没No, why? 没有干嘛问Hey, come on, you came through, you did what you had to do. 拜托你办到了你做了必须做的That is very dad. 有爸爸的味道了Oh, look, he's waking up! 看他醒了hey, fella! How you doing? 小猴子感觉如何Here it is! 上菜了Who ordered General Sal's chicken? 谁点的左宗棠鸡Who ordered General Sal's chicken? 国外常见中餐菜It could've been General Sal! 这不可能是左宗棠鸡Look, look, Ugly Naked Guy is doing the hula! 快看快看丑裸男在跳呼拉图舞Hi, Joey! 嗨乔伊Hi, amigos! 嗨朋友们Look, Ross, Marcel's got the remote. 看啊罗斯马塞尔在用遥控器The thing is, he doesn't like the program! 问题是他根本不喜欢这个节目。
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She's not here yet. She's not here. 她还没来她还没来She's having my baby and she's not here. 她就要生下我的孩子她却还没来I'm sure everything's fine. 我肯定一切都好- Has her water broken yet? - I don't know. -她的羊水破了吗 -我不知道When I spoke to her, she said she'd already passed the mucous plug.她和我通话时说她已分泌粘液Do we have to know about that? 我们非得知道这些吗Joey, what are you going to do when you have a baby? 乔伊等到你有小孩时你会怎么做I'll be in the waiting room, handing out cigars. 我会在等待室中分发雪茄Joey's made arrangements to have his baby 乔伊已经打定主意让他的孩子in a movie from the '50s. 出生在50年代的电影场景中God, I don't believe this. 天啊我真不敢相信She could be giving birth in the cab. 她有可能在出租车中分娩Ross, relax. 罗斯放轻松It's probably like $2 for the first contraction... 说不定就是第一次宫缩收二块钱...and then 50 cents for each additional contraction. 之后每收缩一次只收五毛What, it's okay when Chandler does it? 怎么了钱德勒这样说就没关系You have to pick your moments. 你得选对时间Did I miss it? 我错过了吗No, She's not here yet. 没有她根本还没出现What's with the guitar? 干嘛带吉他来I just thought we might be here for a while. 我想我们大概会在这儿待一阵子Things might get musical. 说不定有人想听歌Where the hell have you been? 你到底跑哪儿去了We stopped at the gift shop. 我们在礼品店待了一会儿We stopped at the gift shop. 雀巢的一款内含坚果的巧克力棒I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky. 我想买个填充玩偶苏珊想买巧克力棒Oh, Susan wanted a Chunky. 苏珊想吃巧克力棒啊We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys. 我们要有小宝宝哪有时间吃棒棒I used to have that bumper sticker. 我过去也用那个汽车贴纸You see what I mean? 懂我意思吗- "Stopped for a Chunky." - Let it go, Ross. -下车买巧克力棒 -别介意了罗斯- I got an extra one. You want this? - No. -我多买了一个要吗 -不要How's my favorite parenting team doing? 我最爱的"父母团"准备如何Dr. Franzblau. Hi. 弗兰兹布朗医生你好I understand you're thinking of having a baby. 我了解你们在考虑生宝宝的事I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. 看来你已怀胎九月了这是好的开始- How are you doing with your contractions? - I love them. -你宫缩的情况如何 -我爱死了Each one's like a little party in my uterus. 每收缩一次都像是子宫里在狂欢Every 4 minutes, lasting 55 seconds. 每4分钟一次每次55秒59 seconds. Quartz. 是59秒石英表赢你Swiss quartz. 瑞士石英表休想- Am I allowed to drink anything? - lce chips. just ice chips. -我能喝饮料吗 -冰沙只能喝冰沙- They're at the nurses' station. - I'll get it! -护士站有 -我去拿- No,I'll get it. - No, I'm getting it. -不我去拿 -别我这就去Hi. Thought you might like some ice chips. 嗨我想你或许想喝点冰沙- Thanks. - And if you need anything else l... -谢谢 -如果还需要别的我......do not believe we've met. 我们还没见过吧I'm Rachel Green. 我叫瑞秋·格林I'm Carol's ex-husband's sister's roommate. 卡罗尔前夫妹妹的室友Nice to meet you. I'm Dr. Franzblau. 幸会我是弗兰兹布朗医生I'm your roommate's brother's ex-wife's obstetrician. 你室友哥哥前妻的产科医生Oh, that's funny. 真有趣I want a baby. 我想要个宝宝Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow. 今晚不行亲爱的明天我得早起Get up. Come on. Let's get some coffee. 起来快点我们去买咖啡Okay, because we never do that. 好吧这倒是前所未闻Shoot, shoot, shoot. Or just fall down. That's good too. 投篮投投或是倒下也成挺好- Knick fan? - Oh, yeah. -尼克斯迷吗 -对- Oh, boy, do they suck. -Listen, lady -天啊他们烂透了 -听着女士Look. Look at your man, Ewing. 看看你喜欢的尤恩Nice shoot. You know what, 好球你知道吗He couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat. 他就算站在船上往水里投球都不会中- Oh yeah? And who do you like? - Celtics. -是吗那你支持谁 -凯尔特人Celtics? They couldn't hit a boat if 凯尔特人他们连船都击不中除非Wait.... 等等They suck, all right? 反正他们很烂好吗Shut up. You know, it's a rebuilding year 闭嘴你知道吗今年是重建年Let me get the father. 我帮你叫孩子爸爸去We need a father over here. We need a father. 来人啊我们这儿需要个爸爸There's no father. 这孩子没有爸爸- Oh, sorry. - That's okay. I'm fine. I'm... -抱歉 -没关系我没事Okay. Right this way. 这边来All the other pregnant women seem to be going in here. 所有的孕妇似乎都往这儿走*They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch* *他们小小的肉肉的手感很棒**But soon they'll grow up* *但不久他们会长大**And resent you so much* *对你恨之入骨**Now they're yelling at you* *现在他们对你大吼大叫**And you don 't know why* *而你不知原因何在**And you cry and you cry and you cry* *你只能哭啊哭啊哭个不停**And you cry and you cry and you cry* *你只能哭啊哭啊哭个不停*- Thanks, Ross. - I'm paying you to stop. OK? -谢谢罗斯 -我是付钱请你别唱了OK. 好Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute. 看啊是双胞胎好可爱No fair. 不公平I don't even have one. How come they get two? 我一个都没有他们怎会有两个- You'll get one. - Oh yeah? When? -你也会有的 -是吗什么时候I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither of us are married... 这样吧如果我们到了40岁时都还单身...what do you say you and I get together and have one? 我们就在一起生个娃如何Why won't I be married when I'm 40? 为何我会到了40岁还单身Oh no no no. No, I just meant hypothetically. 不不不你误会了只是个假设- Hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40? -No. -假设为何我到了40岁还单身 -不是What is it? Seriously, is there something unmarriable about me? 为什么说真的我不适合结婚吗Well? 怎么回事Well? 源自西方著名笑话Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack. 我的老天这降落伞是个背包Look at you, dressy-dress. 看看你盛装登场Did you go home and change? 你是回家换了衣服吗It's an important day. I want to look nice. 今天是个重要的日子我想漂亮一点Has Dr. Franzblau been by? 弗兰兹布朗医生来过没No, I haven't seen him. 不我还没见到他Where is he? He is supposed to be here. 他在哪儿他应该在这儿的What if the baby needs him? 万一宝宝需要他怎么办Rachel, what's the deal with you and doctors anyway? 瑞秋你为什么这么喜欢医生Is it like your father a doctor? 难道你爸也是个医生Yeah. Why? 对干嘛问No reason. 没理由Mom, we've been through this. 妈妈我们都说好了No, I am not calling him. 不我不找他I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. 我不管这是不是他的孩子他是个浑蛋No, I am not alone. Joey's here. 不我不是一个人乔伊在这儿What do you mean "Joey who"? 什么意思乔伊什么-Tribbiani. - Joey Tribbiani. -崔比安尼 -乔伊·崔比安尼Yes. Okay. Hold on. 对好等等She wants to talk to you. 她要跟你谈Take the phone. 拿着电话Yeah, it's me. 对是我No, we're just friends. 不我们只是朋友Yeah, I'm single. 对我单身Twenty-five. 25岁An actor. Hello? 是个演员喂- She's not much of a phone person. -Yeah. -她不怎么爱讲电话 -是啊So, what's the deal with this father guy? 孩子的爸怎么了I mean, If someone was having my baby somewhere, 如果有人在某处即将生下我的孩子I'd wanna know about it, you know? 我会想知道的你懂吗Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? No. 尼克斯迷我不在乎你如何身为人父- Ok, look, Maybe I should just go. - Maybe you should. -或许我该走了 -或许你就应该Good luck... 祝你好运...and take care. 保重了You know what the Celtics problem is? 你知道凯尔特人队问题所在吗They let the players run the team. 他们让球员掌控球队- That is so not true. - Oh, it is. -这绝对不是真的 -当然是- It isn't. - It is. -才不是 -就是- Breathe. - Breathe. -深呼吸 -深呼吸You're gonna kill me. 你们会害死我的- Fifteen more seconds. 14, 13, 12. - Count faster. -还15秒 14 13 12 -数快点It's ok, just remember we're doing this for Jordie. 没事的记住这样做全是为了裘帝Just keep focusing on Jordie. 把注意力放在裘帝身上- Who the hell is Jordy? - Your son. -到底谁是裘帝 -你儿子No, no, no. I don't have a son named Jordy. 不不不我儿子不能叫裘帝We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie. 我们商量好的给他起名洁米Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend... 洁米是苏珊第一任女友的名字...so we went back to Jordy. 所以我们决定还是用裘帝What do you mean, back to Jordy? 你说什么呢还是用裘帝We never landed on Jordy. 我们根本没讨论过裘帝We just passed by it during the whole Jesse-Cody-Dillon fiasco. 我们只在弃用杰西科德迪伦后提到一下Ow! Leg cramp! 腿抽筋了- I got it. - I got it. I'm doing it. -我来了 -我来我来处理You get to sleep with her. I get the cramps. 你能和她睡觉抽筋得归我处理No, you don't. 你不行That is it. I want both of you out. 够了你们都给我出去- What? She started it. - He did. -什么是她引起的 -明明是他I don't care. I'm trying to get a person out of my body here... 我不管我在这鼓劲儿生孩子...and you're not making it any easier! Now go! 你们却在帮倒忙都出去- Thanks a lot. - See what you did? -真多谢你了 -看你干了什么- Listen - Out! -听着 -出去Breathe. Breathe. 深呼吸深呼吸What is that? Something exploded. 怎么了有东西爆炸了It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you? 只是她的羊水破了冷静点行吗Water breaking, what do you mean? What's that, water breaking? 羊水破了你什么意思什么叫羊水破了Breathe. Breathe. 深呼吸深呼吸Oh, please, this is so your fault. 算了吧这都是你的错How is this my fault? 怎么成了我的错Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.没你的时候卡罗尔从不会把我赶出来Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.没我的时候卡罗尔没做过的事多了You tryin' to be clever? A funny lady? 想卖弄小聪明吗刻薄女You know what your problem is? You're so threatened by me. 你知道自己问题在哪吗你太害怕我了Hey. Okay, all right. That's it. Get in here. Come on, come on. 行了我受够了进去快点My God, you guys. I don't believe you. 天哪伙计们我真不敢相信你们两个There are children coming into the world in this very building...小宝宝们即将诞生在这栋建筑里...and your fighting isn't the first thing they should hear.他们听见的第一个声音不该是你们的吵闹声So stop all the yelling! Just stop it! 所以你们别再吵了别吵了Yeah, Susan. 听到没苏珊Don't make me do this again! I don't like my voice like this! 别再逼我发脾气我不喜欢自己这声音Who wants to hear something ironic? 有件讽刺的事情谁想听听- Help! - Come on! -救命 -来人啊- I'm having a baby in there! - Hello! -我的宝宝要出生了 -有人吗- Help! - Okay, everyone stand back. -救命 -行了大家退后Are they here yet? 他们到了没有No, honey, they're not, 不亲爱的还没到but don't worry, because we are going to find them, 但是别担心我们会找到他们的And until we do, we are all here for you. Okay? 找到之前我们都会在这儿陪你的-Okay? - Okay. -好吗 -好的Anyway, you were telling me about Paris. It sounds wonderful. 话说你跟我讲的巴黎之旅真有趣There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel.有家超美味的糕饼店就在我住的宾馆隔壁There you go, sweety. 加油亲爱的Come on, Lydia, you can do it. 加油莉迪亚你办得到Push. Push him out, push him out. Harder, harder. 用力用力再加油Push him out, push him out. Way out. 挤他挤他挤远远Let's get that ball and really move. 我们抢到球动起来Let's get 我们...I was just.. Yeah, okay. Push, push, push. 我只是好吧用力用力用力What are you gonna do, suck the door open? 你想干嘛把门吸开吗Help! Help! 救命救命*And they found their bodies the very next day* *就在第二天他们的尸体被发现* *And they found their bodies the very next...* *就在第二天他们的尸体终于* Mom, everything's going fine. Really. 妈妈一切顺利真的Ross is great. 罗斯没问题He's...he's in a whole other place. 他在...反正不在这儿No, he's gone. 不他不见了No, you don't have to fly back. Really. 不你们不用飞回来真的What do you mean "This might be your only chance"? 什么叫"这可能是你们唯一的机会" Would you stop? I'm only 26. 住嘴好吗我才26岁I'm not even thinking about babies yet. 我连要小孩的事都没想过- Where have you been? - I just had a baby. -你上哪儿去了 -我刚生了个小孩Mazel tov. 好运气[希伯来语]I don't know. It could be an hour or it could be three. 说不定或许是一小时也可能是三小时But relax. She's doing great. 但请放心她的状况良好So tell me, are you currently involved with anyone? 告诉我你目前有对象吗Not at the moment, I'm not. Are you? 没有现在没有你呢No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me. 没有我连约到女人跟我出去都很难Right. Yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors. 是啊我听说过帅哥医生都不好找对象No, really. I suppose it's because 没有真的我想这是因为I spend so much time, you know... 我花了太多的时间在你懂的...where I do. 在我的工作上I try not to let work affect my personal life. 我试着不让工作影响我的生活But it's hard when, when you do what I do. It's, like.... 但是当你从事我这种工作的时候就很难Well, for instance, what do you do? 这样举个例子你从事什么工作I'm a waitress. 我是服务生OK, alright. Aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day 好的你辛苦一天下班回家后有时候and you just like... 会不会觉得"If I see one more cup of coffee...." "如果我再看见一杯"Gotcha. 我懂- I'm gonna check up on your friend. - Ok, that's fine. -我去看看你朋友 -去吧没事- So how'd you know I was even here? - Your mom called me. -你怎么知道我在这 -你妈打给我的So is this her? 这就是她吗No, this is a loaner. 不这是租来的I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself. 抱歉让你自己承担这一切I wasn't by myself. 我不是一个人I had a doctor, a nurse and a helper guy. 我有医生护士和一个好心人So did you see who won the game? 你看到谁赢了比赛吗The Knicks by 10. They suck. 尼克斯胜十分他们真烂They're not so bad. 也不算太烂啦Come on. Come on. 拜托拜托Damn it. Damn it. 可恶可恶Damn it, damn it. This is all your fault. 可恶可恶...都是你的错This should be like the greatest day of my life. 这本该是我今生最快乐的日子My son is being born, and I should be in there. 我儿子即将出世我应该在那儿的Instead, I'm stuck in a closet with you. 而我却跟你一起被困在储物间里The woman I love is having a baby today. 我爱的女人今天要生孩子I have been waiting for this as much as you have. 我和你一样期待已久No no no believe me, 不不不相信我no one has been waiting for this as much as I have, okay? 没人会像我这么期待好吗You know what's the funny thing is? 你知道什么最讽刺吗When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby. 今天晚上你们可以带着宝宝回家What does that leave me? 而我有什么呢You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. 你是宝宝的父亲每个人都知道Who am l? There's Father's Day. There's Mother's Day. 我是谁这世上有父亲节母亲节There's no Lesbian Lover Day. 却没有女同志节Every day is Lesbian Lover Day. 每天都是女同志节This is so great. 这真是好极了Do you wanna explain that? 你愿意解释一下吗I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, 我是说你们知道我从小就被爸爸抛弃...and my mother died and my stepfather went to jail. 然后我妈过世我继父入狱I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one.我这些父母加在一起也没法给我足够的爱here's this little baby 如今这个宝宝who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that 他有三个父母亲对他宠爱至深they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. 甚至为谁能爱他最多而争吵...and it's not even born yet. 而他根本还未出世It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. 他真是真是全天下最幸福的宝宝I'm sorry. You were fighting. 抱歉你们刚在吵架Where are they? 他们在哪儿- I'm sure they'll be here soon. - Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this. -我确信他们会来的 -他们不会错过的Relax. You're only at 9 centimeters, 放轻松才开了九公分Relax. You're only at 9 centimeters, 指胎儿头部刚到达坐骨棘and the baby's at zero station. 宝宝刚到"零号位"You are really frightening me. 你真要吓到我了Somebody wanna help me? Trying to rip out my heart. 有人帮我吗她想掏出我的心脏That's great. Anybody seen a nipple? 这下可好有人看见乳头吗Ten centimeters. Here we go. 十公分开始用力All right, honey, time to start pushing. 好了亲爱的该用力了But they're not here yet! 但他们还没来-Sorry, I can't tell the baby to wait for. - Oh, God. -抱歉我可没法让宝宝等 -上帝啊- Okay, got the vent open. - Hi, I'm Ben. -通气口开了 -看啊我是本I'm hospital worker Ben. 我是医院工人本It's Ben to the rescue. 本来拯救世界了Ben, you ready? Give me your foot. 本准备好没脚给我On three, Ben. One, two, three. 数到三本一二三Come on, Ben. That's it, Ben. 加油本这就对了本What do you see? 你看见什么Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. 苏珊我貌似看到漆黑的通气孔Wait. 等等Yes, it is, in fact, a dark vent. 没错真是漆黑的通气孔Pheebs, it's open. It's open. 菲比门开了门开了Wait. You forgot your legs. 等等你们把腿忘了- Push. Push. - We're here. We're here. -用力用力 -我们来了我们来了Where have you been? 你们上哪儿去了Long story, honey. 说来话长亲爱的Carol, I need you to keep pushing. I need...I need... 卡罗尔你得不断用力用力再用力Excuse me, can I have this? 抱歉这能给我吗All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room 行了行了这里人有点太多了There's about to be one more. 待会儿还要多一个So anybody who's not an ex-husband 所以如果你不是产妇前夫or lesbian life partner, out you go. 或者同性伴侣都先出去- Bye-bye. - Good luck, you guys. -再见了 -祝你好运伙计Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner 我问你必须得是卡罗尔的同性伴侣吗Out. 出去All right, he's crowning. Here he comes. 好了他露头了出来了Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. 让我看看我得看看一定得看A head. 看到头了It's huge. Carol, how are you doing this? 好大的头卡罗尔你怎么办到的Not helping. 别帮倒忙You're doing great, you're doing fine. 你做得很好你做得很好- Hello? - Oh, sorry. -喂 -哦对不起What do you see? What do you see? 你看见什么你看见什么We got a head. We got shoulders. 我看到头肩膀出来了We got arms. Oh, look at the little fingers. 胳膊出来了看看这些小手指A chest and a stomach... 小胸脯小肚子...and it's a boy, definitely a boy. 是个男孩百分百男孩Legs, knees and feet. 腿膝盖还有脚He's here. 他出来了He's a person. 他是个人- Look at that. - What does he look like? -看啊 -他看起来像谁Kind of like my Uncle Ed, covered in Jell-O. 像我叔叔艾德被果冻包着Really? 真的吗You guys, he's beautiful. 各位他好漂亮Thanks, Pheebs. 谢了菲比No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy. 不准吵架但我们还得给他取个名字- How about Ben? - I like Ben. -本如何 -我喜欢本Ben. 本Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before? 这名字不错你们之前怎么没提过We just cooked it up. 刚想出来的That's what we were off doing. 我们刚才不在就是想名字去了- Can we come in? - Yeah, come on. -我们能进来吗 -当然请进I know. I know. 我知道我知道Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. 各位向你们介绍一个人- This is Ben. - Hi, Ben. -他叫本 -嗨本Ben, this is everybody. 本这是大家Susan, he looks just like you. 苏珊他长得真像你Thanks. 谢谢God, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these. 天啊真没想到我们之中有人生宝宝了I know. I still am one of these. 我知道我还没长大呢Ross, Can l? 罗斯我能抱抱他吗Okay, the head. You gotta.... 好当心头你得...Hi Ben, 你好本I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes,I am. 我是你姑姑莫妮卡没错I'm your Aunt Monica. 我就是你姑姑莫妮卡I will always have gum. 我会永远给你准备口香糖的Ben... 本... I want you to know that there may be some times when... 我要你知道有的时候... I may not be around like this. 我可能不在就像这样But I'll still always come back... 但我永远都会回来...like this. 像这样And sometimes, I may be away longer... 有些时候我会离开久一点...like this. 像这样But I'll still always come back... 但我还是会回来...like this. 像这样And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third 有时候我要你到三垒的位置and I'll go like this: 我会这样He is so amazing. 他太神奇了Yeah, I know. Look at him. 对我明白你看他Ben, Ben, hey Ben. 本本嗨小本Nothing. I don't think that's his name. 没反应我想这名字不适合他Look, he's closing his eyes. 看他闭上眼睛了Look, he's opening his eyes. 看他张开眼睛了He doesn't do much, does he? 他不怎么动弹是不是Nope, this is pretty much it. 的确他也就这几个动作- You guys wanna get some coffee? - Yeah. -你们想喝咖啡吗 -好I'll see you guys later. 待会儿见Look, He's closing his eyes again. 看他又闭上眼睛了第一季第二十三集老友记So no one told you life was gonna be this way 没人告诉你生活会是这样your jobs a joke, you're broke, 你滑稽的工作你的差劲your love life's D.O.A. 你半途而废的爱情It's like you're always stuck in second gear, 就像开车卡在二档And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, 每日每周每月or even your year, but 甚至每年都是如此I'll be there for you, 大雨倾盆时when the rain starts to pour. 我会陪伴你I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你like I've been there before. 像我以前那样I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你'cause you're there for me too. 因为你也陪伴着我。
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
Rachel:(onphone)Daddy,Ijust...Ican'tmarryhim!I'msorry.Ijustdon'tlovehim.Well,itmatterstome!
Ross:Youcanseewherehe'dhavetrouble.
Rachel:LookDaddy,it'smylife.WellmaybeI'lljuststayherewithMonica.
Monica:Well,Iguesswe'veestablishedwho'sstayingherewithMonica...
101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate(ThePilot-TheUncutVersion)
[Scene:CentralPerk,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarethere.]
Monica:There'snothingtotell!He'sjustsomeguyIworkwith!
Ross:No,nodon't!Stopcleansingmyaura!No,justleavemyauraalone,okay?
Ross:I'llbefine,alright?Really,everyone.Ihopeshe'llbeveryhappy.
Monica:Noyoudon't.
Ross:NoIdon't,tohellwithher,sheleftme!
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Joey:Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
Girls:Oh, yeah, right.
Rachel:Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, OK? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being callห้องสมุดไป่ตู้d 'Excuse me...'
Chandler:(changing subject) OK, so at this point, the dealer...
Monica:Alright, you know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real. High stakes... big bucks...
Joey:There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, alright?
Ross:Oh, guys, you should've seen him. 'Read 'em and weep.'
Chandler:And then he did.
Monica:So I wouldn't need any, right? Cause I have a straight.
老友记第一季中英文台词
老友记第一季中英文台词一1、Monica: Live together? There have been no signs for that.“住在一起?可是并没有什么预兆呀?”Chandler: Me asking is kind of a sign.“那就让我的请求作为一种征兆吧。
”2、Chandler: I love you!“我爱你”。
Monica: I love you!“我也爱你。
”Chandler: Are you hugging the door right now.“你现在在紧贴着门说话吗?”PauseMonica: No.“没有。
”Chandler: Yeah-yeah, me neither.“咳、咳……我也没有。
” 钱德勒好可爱呀。
3、Joey: To Monica Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if you’re gonna be moving in with him I feel it’s my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? He’s a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm… Oh-oh he always, he always umm—Oh, who am I kidding! He’s the best roommate ever! Hugs Chandler.“如果你真打算和他一起住，你得清楚这意味着什么。
他这个室友差劲极了，他老忘了……嗯，他总是，他总是……得了吧，他是全世界最好的室友。
”4、Ross: I’ve known you both a long time, and I’ve never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you’ve been since you’ve got together. Do youreally want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-whatis more important, love or silliness?“我认识你们这么久，你们在一起后生活比以前幸福了一百万倍。
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Rachel. We're running low on resumes. 瑞秋履历表快用完了You want a job with Popular Mechanics? 你真想到《大众机械》杂志社上班吗Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, 如果你想要从事机械行业those are the ones to work for. 那你就算找对地方了Guys, I'm going for anything here. 各位我什么都得试试I can't be a waitress anymore. 我不能再当服务生了I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips. 我是说真的我已厌倦微薄小费I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me." 我已厌倦顾客不把我当人使唤Rach, did you proofread these? 瑞秋这些你校对过吗Yeah. Why? 对有问题吗Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed 没事他们对你高超的with your excellent "compuper" skills. "电恼"技术定会印象深刻的Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them? 糟了每一份上面都这样吗No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few. 没事我肯定富士施乐打印机改掉一些了- Hey, guys. - Hey. -嗨小伙子们 -嗨Hi, ladies. 嗨姑娘们Can I get you anything? 需要什么吗Did you bring the mail? 信件带来了没- Lots of responses. - Really? -很多回复 -真的吗Sure, we have scones left! 我们这儿当然还有烤饼Read them to me. 快念给我听"Dear Miss Greene: "亲爱的格林小姐Thank you for your inquiry. "However" 感谢您的申请然而..."- We have apple cinnamon -"Dear Ms. Greene...." -我们有苹果肉桂 -"亲爱的格林小姐" Yeah, yeah! No. 好好不行- What? - Your Visa bill is huge! -怎么了 -你的信用卡账单不少呀Give me that. 给我I can't believe you. Linda's so great. 我真不敢相信琳达那么好Why won't you go out with her? 你为何不再和她约会- I don't know. - ls this still about her... -我也不知道 -还是因为她说了- I don't know. - ls this still about her... 60年代美国动画片故事以原始人为背景... "The Flintstones could have really happened" thing?《摩登原始人》里的情节真有可能发生It's not just that. I want someone who does something for me... 不仅仅是那样我要一个能让我有感觉...who gets my heart pounding. 能让我心跳加速Who makes me.... 能给我...Little playthings with yarn? 做小毛绒玩具吗What? 什么Could you want her more? 你是有多喜欢她Who? 谁Who? 美国七十年代情景喜剧Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening!!. 阿蒂《发生何事》中那个犀利的妹妹Look, I'm totally over her. 我早就不喜欢她了- Hi! - Coffee? -嗨 -要咖啡吗- No, we're fine. - Okay. -不用加 -好的- Shut up! - We're not saying anything. -闭嘴 -我们什么都没说- What? - Joey cried last night. -怎么了 -昨晚乔伊哭了- Thank you. - We were playing poker -谢谢 -我们正在玩扑克牌There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight. 三点上有巧克力看起来像是八点You should have seen him. 可惜你没看到"Read them and weep!" 他说"准备痛哭流涕吧"And then he did. 结果哭的是他Now, how come you guys have never played poker with us? 你们怎么没和我们玩过扑克牌Yeah, what is that? 对啊为什么Like some kind of sexist guy thing? 这是性别歧视的问题吗It's poker, so only guys can play? 这是扑克只有男人才能玩No. Women can play. 不啊女生也欢迎加人Then, what is it? Some kind of, like, some kind of, you know 那么为什么...这到底是为什么All right, what is it? 快说到底为什么There are just no women in our game. 只是刚好女生没加入罢了We just don't know any women who know how to play poker. 对我们刚好找不到会玩扑克的女生That is such a lame excuse. It's a typical guy response. 这个借口真烂男生都是这种反应Do you know how to play? 请问你们谁会玩扑克牌No. 不会- But you could teach us. - No. -但你们可以教我们 -不要Okay, so now we draw cards. 现在开始抽牌So I wouldn't need any. I have a straight. 我不需要对吧因为我一把顺- Oh, good for you! - Congratulations! -你太棒了 -恭喜了- Pheebs, how many do you want? - I just need two. -菲比你要几张 -我需要两张The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs. 黑桃十和梅花六Pheebs. No, you can't 菲比不你不能这么要Wait! I have the 10 of spades! Here. 等等我有你要的黑桃十给Thanks! 谢谢!No, you can't do that. 不你不能那样It's ok. Don't need them. I'm going for fours. 没关系我不需要我要四张同点Oh, you're. 哦是吗Here we go. 开始吧We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites. 我们有炸鲑鱼圈配蔬菜沙拉Monica. What are you doing? 莫妮卡你在干什么This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. 这是打扑克食物名称不能超过两个字It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz. 得是薯片沙司百奇之类的OK, so at this point, the dealer... 现在发牌的人...We got it. Let's play for real. 我们会了开始玩真的吧High stakes. Big bucks! 高赌资大笔钱You sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks 你当真菲比刚丢出一双十一点because they didn't look happy. 就因为他们好像不开心But I'm ready. So just deal. 但我准备好了发牌吧Okay, last-minute lesson! Joey.... 各位最后通知乔伊Three. 三点Eight. 八点Eight. Three. All right, very good. 八点三点好的不错Damn it, damn it, damn it! 该死该死该死- I see, so you were lying. - About what? -我明白了你们在骗人 -骗什么- About how good your cards were. - I was bluffing. -骗你们牌有多好 -那是唬人And what is bluffing? 什么是唬Is it not another word for lying? 不就是骗的同义字吗Sorry to break up this party, 抱歉我不能再玩了but I've got to go fax resumes before work. 我得在明天工作前打好履历表but I've got to go fax resumes before work. settle也有定居之意- We've got to settle. - Settle what? -瑞秋我们得算帐 -什么定居The Jamestown colony of Virginia. 在维吉尼亚的詹姆斯敦殖民地See, King George is giving us the land.... 乔治三世把它给了我们美国所以...-The game, Rachel. You owe us money. - Right. -是扑克瑞秋你欠我们钱 -对哦You know what, you guys? It's their first time, 这样吧兄弟们这是她们第一次打扑克why don't we just forget about the money, alright? 别和她们计较钱了Hell, no. We'll pay! 那怎么行我们会付钱的Monica, I had another answer all ready. 莫妮卡我本来准备好另一个回复了And you know what? We want a rematch. 你们知道吗我们要重来一盘Well that's fine with me. Could use the money. 我无所谓钱多不嫌烧手So basically, you get your ya-yas 这么说你们的组合家具基本上by taking money from your friends. 都是用朋友的钱买来的Yes, and I get my ya-yas from IKEA. 没错而且我是在"宜家"家具商场买的You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less. 得自己动手装但便宜一点Look, Rach, this is poker. I play to win. 瑞秋这是扑克牌玩就是要赢For me to win, others have to lose. 如果我想赢就得有人输If you're gonna play pocker with me, don't expect me to be a nice guy. 如果想和我玩牌就别指望我做个好人Because once those cards are dealt.... 因为牌一发出Yeah? 然后呢I'm not a nice guy. 我就不是个好人All right, boys, let's eat. 各位吃吧Did you get that from the "I Love Rachel Pizzeria"? 这是从"我爱瑞秋披萨屋"买的吗You still on that? 还没笑够啊Come on. What was with that Black Bart speech? 得了吧不然你为何学黑道电影讲话"When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy." "玩起牌来我就不是个好人"You're way off. 你扯太远了No, I don't think so, because I think you love her! 我可不这么认为因为我觉得你爱她No. I might have had feelings for her at one time. 不或许我曾对她有爱意Not anymore. 但我已心灰意冷I just 我只是Marcel! Where are you going with that disk? 马塞尔你拿那张光盘要干嘛You are not putting that on again. Marcel! 不能再放上去马塞尔If you press that button,you are in very, very big trouble. 如果你按那个按钮你可有大麻烦了You believe what a jerk Ross was being? 你能相信罗斯刚刚那么混蛋吗- Yeah, I know. - He can get really competitive. -我懂 -他的好胜心最强了What? 什么"Hello, kettle, This is Monica. You're black!" "你好水壶我是莫妮卡你好黑啊""Hello, kettle, This is Monica. You're black!" 罐子笑壶黑谚语指五十步笑百步Please! 拜托I'm not as bad as Ross. 我没像罗斯那么过分I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident? 我抗议 "画图猜字"那次呢That wasn't an incident. 我不是故意的I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand. 我在做手势时盘子不慎从手里滑落了- I got an interview! - You're kidding! Where? -我有面试机会了 -不是吧在哪- I got an interview! - You're kidding! Where? 顶级百货公司Saks Fifth Avenue. 萨克斯第五大道精品店Oh, Rachel! 哦瑞秋It's like the mother ship is calling you home. 这就像是母舰在呼唤你归队- What's the job? - Assistant buyer. -是什么工作 -采购助理I would be shopping! 我要靠购物...For a living! 来谋生了That's Aunt Iris. This woman's been playing poker since she was 5. 艾莉丝姑姑来了她从五岁便开始玩牌You've got to listen to every word she says. 她说的每个字我们都得牢记在心ls Tony Randall dead? 托尼·兰德尔死了吗ls Tony Randall dead? 著名演员- What? I don't think so. - He may be now. -什么没有吧 -现在说不定- Because I think I hit him with my car. - My God, really? -因为我好像开车撞到他了 -真的吗No, that's bluffing. Lesson number one. 不唬你们的这是第一课Let me tell you something. 我告诉你们Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap! 打扑克时听到的每个字都是狗屁- Nice earrings. - Thank you. -耳环挺好看 -谢...Girls, sit down. 坐吧姑娘们Aunt lris, this is Phoebe and Rachel. 艾莉丝姑姑这是菲比这是瑞秋Listen, I'm parked at a meter. Let's do it. Okay? 听着我停车要收费的快点开始吧Ross, could we please listen to anything else? 罗斯求你了我们能听点别的吗All right. 好吧I'm gonna pay for that tonight. 晚上我要遭报应了Hi. Guys, guess what? 伙计们猜猜看怎么了The fifth dentist caved, 第五位牙医妥协了The fifth dentist caved, 该品牌广告中称五个牙医有四个推荐它and now they're all recommending Trident? 他们现在都推销"三叉戟"牌口香糖了吗No, the interview! 不是面试She loved me! She absolutely loved me. 她喜欢我她绝对非常喜欢我We talked like two and a half hours. 我们谈了能有两个半小时We've the same taste in clothes. 我们对服饰的品味一致And I went to camp with her cousin. 我还和她的表妹一起去过夏令营The job is perfect! I can do this. 这工作太完美了我可以胜任That's great! That's wonderful. 太好了太棒了Then she told the funniest story... 然后她给我讲了个超好笑的故事Great, you will tell us and we'll laugh. 很好行了假设你讲完了我们笑完了Let's play poker! 玩牌吧Listen you guys, we talked about it 各位听好我们谈过此事and if you don't wanna play, we completely understand 如果你们不想玩我们完全了解Yes, we can play some other game. 对我们可以玩别的游戏Like, I don't know. Pictionary? 比如说看图猜字Very funny. 真好笑But I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies? 但我们想再试一次打扑克对吧姑娘们Yes, I think we should. 没错我想是的Rach. Do you want me to shuffle those? 瑞秋需要我来洗牌吗No. That's okay, I'm gonna give it a go. 不用了没事我想自己试试So Pheebs owes $7. 50. Monica owes $10.00. 这样菲比欠7块5 莫妮卡欠10块And Rachel, you owe 15 big ones! 瑞秋你欠15块Thanks for teaching us Cross-Eyed Mary. 谢谢教我们"美女斜眼暗示法"You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game. 兄弟们我们平时玩牌的时候也该试试All right, here's my $7.50. 给这是我的7块5But I think you should know that this money is cursed. 不过我告诉你们这钱已受到诅咒- What? - I cursed it! -什么 -我对它下了咒Now bad things will happen to the spender. 花这些钱的人会倒大霉That's alright, I'll take it. 无所谓我接受Bad things happen to me anyway. 我反正够倒霉的了This way, I can split them up with a movie. 这样的话我还可以看场电影分散分散So that just leaves the big Greene poker machine, who owes 15.现在只差格林牌扑克机欠了15块没给了It's so typical. 男生都这副德行"I'm a man! I have a penis! "我是男人我有小鸡鸡""I have to win money to exert my power over women!" "我得靠赢钱才能征服女人"You know. This isn't over. 知道吗这事没完We'll play you again. 我们还要跟你们再战And we'll win, and you'll lose. 我们大获全胜你们一败涂地And you'll beg, and we'll laugh. 你们跪地求饶我们仰天大笑And we'll take every last dime you have. 我们会赢走你们的每一分钱And you'll hate yourselves forever! 你们会永远恨死自己Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon. 你这有点给我拆台啊莫妮卡So, you gals wanna give us your money now? 姑娘们你们想现在就把钱给我们吗That way, we don't have to go through 这样我们就不必浪费时间the formality of actually playing. 装模作样地玩一场了No, that's fine. 不就这样We'll see who has the last laugh, monkey boy. 我倒要看看谁笑到最后猴子男Done with chitchat? Ready for serious poker? 聊完了没可以开始玩真的了吗You guys, look! The one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. 你们看独眼杰克一直看着我Right. Serious poker. 好玩真的- Excuse me. Where are you going? - To the bathroom. -等下你要上哪儿去 -卫生间Want to go to the bathroom or play poker? 你想上厕所还是玩牌Go to the bathroom. 我想上厕所- Well, I'm gonna order a pizza. - No! -好吧我去订披萨 -不行I'm waiting to hear from that job. 我还在等面试回信The store closes at 9:00. Eat then. 他们的店9点关门那时候再吃吧That's fine. I'll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over. 行那我就含块薄荷糖提神All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody,ante. 来吧辛辛那提玩法下注吧Yes! 太好了Or no. 或者不太好All right! Your money's mine, Greene. 你的钱是我的了格林Your fly's open, Geller. 你的裤门没拉盖勒You guys know what I just realized? 你们知道我刚发现什么吗Joker is poker with a "J"! "杰克"就是把"扑克"中的"扑"换掉Coincidence? 是巧合吗That's jo-incidence with a "C"! 这么说"巧合"就是"茄盒"变过来的啊- Phoebe? - Yeah, I'm out. -菲比 -我不跟了- I'm in. - Me too. -我跟 -我也跟Me too. What do you got? 我也跟你拿什么牌Me too. What do you got? flush有"同花"的意思You better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush. 你最好赶紧洗完澡因为我要冲马桶了Well, well, well! 行了行了行了Hop back in, bucko, because I got four sixes! 滚回来吧小子因为我拿了四张六I got four sixes! I won! 我有四张六我赢了I actually won! Oh, my God! 我真的赢了天哪You know what? I'll make a little Ross pile. 你们知道吗我要把小罗斯堆起来I think that one was Ross'. And I think that one was Ross'. 我想这是罗斯的那个也是罗斯的Well, I have got your money, and you'll never see it, 你的钱都归了我再也别想见到它and your fly's still open, 你的裤门还没拉I made you look. 我骗到你低头看- I'm in. - I couldn't be in-er. -我跟 -我肯定跟Monica, in or out? 莫妮卡跟还是不跟I hate this game! 我讨厌玩牌Joey, your bet. 乔伊你呢I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach... 我输得像是个廉价妓女还被一个by a fat guy with sores on his face. 满脸伤痕的胖子对着肚子踹了一脚I'm out. 我不跟- Ross? - I'm very in. -罗斯 -我确定跟- Chandler? - Couldn't be more out. -钱德勒 -绝对不跟Me too. Rachel? 我也一样瑞秋I will see you and I'll raise you. 我不但跟而且还要加注What do you say, wanna waste another buck? 如何还想再浪费钱吗No, not this time. So, what did you have 这回肯定不会来吧给我看牌- I'm not telling. - Show them. -我不会说的 -给我看- No. - Show them! -不 -给我看- Get your hands out of there! - I've had dates like this. -把你的手拿开 -我约会时常常这样Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? 天啊你真是输不起的家伙Your whole face is getting red. 你的脸涨得好红Veins popping out of your temple! 太阳穴青筋毕露Plus, that shirt doesn't really match those pants. 而且这件上衣跟裤子一点不搭- First of all. I'm not losing. - You're definitely losing. -首先我不会输的 -你输定了Hello. Rachel Greene. 你好瑞秋·格林Excuse me. It's about the job! 不好意思这是有关工作的电话Barbara, hi! How are you? 芭芭拉你好吗No, I understand. 不我理解Come on. No, I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah. 不我没事快别这么说But if anything else opens up, please 但如果还有其他职位缺人请Hello? 喂Sorry, Rach. 我很遗憾,瑞秋There's gonna be lots of other stuff. 工作机会肯定有的是Okay. 好的Where were we? 玩到哪儿了Five-card draw. 五张牌抽法Jacks are better. Nothing wild. Everybody,ante. 11点算大大家下注- Look, Rach, we don't have to do this. - Yes, we do. -瑞秋别再玩了 -要玩下注- All right. Check. - Check. -好吧不跟 -不跟- I'm in for 50 cents. - Call. -我跟5毛钱 -跟I'm in. 我跟I see your 50 cents... 我跟你5毛...and I raise you $5. 而且我要加5块钱I thought it was a 50-cent limit. 我以为5毛是上限I just lost a job, I'd like to raise it $5. 我刚失去工作机会所以想加5块Does anyone have a problem with that? 各位有问题吗- Not at all. - No. We're out. -当然没有 -没有我们收牌Loser? 废柴- No, I fold. - What do you mean, you fold? -我收牌了 -你收牌是什么意思I thought that, "Once the cards are dealt, I'm not a nice guy." 你不是说"一旦发牌我就不是好人"吗Were you just full of it? 还是只是信口胡说I'm in. 我跟- How many do you want? - One. -要几张牌 -一张Dealer takes two. 庄家两张- What do you bet? - I bet $2. -下多少 -我下2块Okay. I see your $2... 我跟你2块...and I raise you... 再加你... 20. 20块I see your $20... 我跟你20块... raise you $25. 再加到25块I see your $25 and Monica, get my purse. 跟你25块莫妮卡拿我的钱包来Rachel, there's nothing in it. 瑞秋里面没钱Okay, then get me your purse. 那就拿你的钱包来- Here you go. Good luck! -Thank you. -给你祝你好运 -谢谢I saw your $25 and I raise you... 跟你25块再加...seven. ...7块teen! 是17块!Joey, I'm a little shy. 乔伊我有点囊中羞涩That's okay, Ross. You can ask me. 没关系罗斯有什么问题可以问我- What do you need? - 15. -要多少 -15块- Here's 10. - I got 5. -这里有10块 -我这里有5块- Thank you. - Good luck. -谢谢 -祝你好运I am calling your 17. 再加十七块What do you got? 你拿什么牌Full house. 三张同点加一对You got me. 败给你了- That's tough to beat. - I thought we had it! -那确实很难赢 -我以为我们会赢When you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards. 没有好牌就是没有好牌But look how happy she is. 瞧她多开心- Airmail. - Airplane. Airport. Airport '75! -航空邮件 -飞机机场《75空难》Airport '77! Airport '79! 《77空难》《79空难》Time's up! 时间到Time's up! 电影名Bye Bye Birdie! "再见了小鸟"That's a bird? 那是小鸟That's a bird! 那就是小鸟Okay, it's my turn. 该我了Go! 开始Bean! Bean! 豆子豆子Bean! Bean! 英文名与"非常像豆子"谐音The Unbearable Lightness of Being! 生命中不能承受之轻That you get? 答对了That you get?! 这样就能猜中第一季第十八集老友记So no one told you life was gonna be this way 没人告诉你生活会是这样your jobs a joke, you're broke, 你滑稽的工作你的差劲your love life's D.O.A. 你半途而废的爱情It's like you're always stuck in second gear, 就像开车卡在二档And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, 每日每周每月or even your year, but 甚至每年都是如此I'll be there for you, 大雨倾盆时when the rain starts to pour. 我会陪伴你I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你like I've been there before. 像我以前那样I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你'cause you're there for me too. 因为你也陪伴着我。