关于超级搞笑的英语笑话精选

关于超级搞笑的英语笑话精选
Ask Your OwnIt was a cold，raw day at Washington.Champ Clark was
discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor.The latter expatiated on the wit of the London type of the
genius.Clark declared that if the Englishman were to ask any Washington street urchin any question，the urchin would make anaptreply.They sallied forth. “What time is it，Bub?They tell me you can
tell time by your nose，”said the visitor to the fi rst newsboy they met. “Ask your own，mister，mine ain't run nin’，”was the reply.
这是华盛顿的一个阴冷天。

钱普·克拉克正和一个来访的英国人讨论城市的流浪儿，
英国人详细地叙述着伦敦式天才的机智。

克拉克宣称，要是对方向华盛顿街上任何一个儿
童提任何问题，那孩子都会对答如流。

他们便出发了。

“什么时候了，小兄弟?人们说你
能用鼻子报时。

” 回答是：“先生，问问你自己的吧，的不在走呢。

”
Jimmy received a parrot for Christmas. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
Every other word was an expletive; those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. Jimmy tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words, playing soft
music... anything he could think of. Nothing worked.
He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird, and the bird got madder and more rude.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, Jimmy put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird swearing, squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, there was absolute
quiet.
Jimmy was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird, and
quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jimmy's extended arm and said, "I'm
sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions, and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my
behavior".
Jimmy was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the Chicken did?"
A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must
be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .
"Plug in nose." is the answer.
一位母亲十分善于利用每一个机会对孩子进行教育。

她的儿子只有三岁。

一天，她拿着一个插头对儿子说：“看，这里有两个铜片，那它一定要插在有两个孔的地方。

你说它应该插在哪儿呢?”母亲期待着儿子的回答。

“插在鼻子里!”儿子回答说。

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