圣诞笑话英文

圣诞笑话英文
Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his "wrap" skills!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why was the math book sad on Christmas Eve?
Because it had too many "problems"!
What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes?
Comed-deer!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
Because it needed a trim!
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? "Merry Christmas to ewe!"
Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
Because it needed a trim!
Why was the math book sad on Christmas Eve?
Because it had too many "problems"!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why was the math book sad on Christmas Eve?
Because it had too many "problems"!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
Because it needed a trim!
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? "Merry Christmas to ewe!"
Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
Because it needed a trim!
Why was the math book sad on Christmas Eve?
Because it had too many "problems"!
Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his "wrap" skills!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why was the math book sad on Christmas Eve?
Because it had too many "problems"!
What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes?
Comed-deer!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
Because it needed a trim!
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? "Merry Christmas to ewe!"
Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
Because it needed a trim!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why was the math book sad on Christmas Eve?
Because it had too many "problems"!
Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his "wrap" skills!
What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes?
Comed-deer!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
Because it needed a trim!
Why was the math book sad on Christmas Eve?
Because it had too many "problems"!
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? "Merry Christmas to ewe!"
Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
Because it needed a trim!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why was the math book sad on Christmas Eve?
Because it had too many "problems"!
Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his "wrap" skills!
What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes?
Comed-deer!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
Because it needed a trim!
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? "Merry Christmas to ewe!"
Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
Because it needed a trim!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why was the math book sad on Christmas Eve? Because it had too many "problems"!
Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his "wrap" skills!
What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes?
Comed-deer!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
Because it needed a trim!
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? "Merry Christmas to ewe!"
Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
Because it needed a trim!。