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(Terrible Tudors)

（旁白）：Once upon a time, a loving king married a beautiful queen and they lived happily ever after. Unfortunately this isn’t that story. It’s the story of Philip second of Spain and Mary first of England. The Spanish King Philip second is plotting…

（国王）：um……if I married the Queen of England, I’ll rule the two greatest powers in the world, the Spain and England.

（侍者）：Great plan, Sire. Though I should warn you I have seen the Queen of England in an oil painting, and she’s no oil painting.

（国王）：I don’t care what she looks like, it’s the power I’m after. Woo…… Aren’t I bad!

（旁白）：It was to be the happiest day of their lives.

（牧师）：We are gathered here today. To join this Queen and this King in holy matrimony.

（女王）：oh, happy day!

（旁白）：But how will Philip react to seeing his new bride for the first time?

（国王）：Time out!

（侍者）：Your majesty, remember the plan! If you marry Mary, you could be the most powerful man in the world.

（国王）：But look at the state of her! Hang on. I suppose I could marry her the run back to spain, then i have all the power and never have to see her again. Woo…i’m so bad! Go on,you can boo if you like.

Right ,i’m back.

（牧师）：I now pronounce you man and wife. How about kiss?

（国王）：why not? Mu…I’m off.

（旁白）：Marry was heartbroken without her husband…

（女王）：Has anyone got any matches? I fancy burning some Protestants.

（旁白）：Finally the joyous reunion.

（国王）：All right, how’s it going? Oh,my life ,is that the time? Later.

（旁白）：Lonely and bitter, Marry went mad and died. Philip receives the sad news.

（国王）：Oh, that is a weight off. Seriously shall we have a party? It’s too soon. Woo^, I can go to （侍者）：yean, there is a slight problem with that. You see, Because you’d badly ever been there and you’re Catholic and foreign, they decided to give the crown to your wife’s sister.

（国王）：oh, the cheek of it.

（旁白）：What will Philip do?

（国王）：if I married the Queen of England, I’ll rule the two greatest powers in the world, the （旁白）：The Spanish King is plotting again…