一分钟小学生英语笑话

一分钟小学生英语笑话篇1
After hearing that of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub the director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
“Mr. James, your records and your h eroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.”
“Oh, he didn't kill himself,” Mr. James replied.
“I hung him up to dry.”
一分钟小学生英语笑话篇2
Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
鸡蛋在哪里?
老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?
学生：可以。

我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

老师：“鸡蛋”在哪?
学生：在蛋糕里，先生
一分钟小学生英语笑话篇3
Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the
alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
安眠药
鲍勃晚上失眠。

他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。

星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。

他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。

”
“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了?”
一分钟小学生英语笑话篇4
Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man:He is really somebody.What does do?
Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery
他真是一个大人物
小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。

男人：他真是一个大人物。

他是干什么的?
小孩：墓地守墓人。

一分钟小学生英语笑话篇5
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名伟人
老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗?
学生：当然。

因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。