英语幽默笑话带翻译阅读

英语幽默笑话带翻译阅读
英语笑话一
Father: “Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?”
Tom: “I don't know, father.”
Father: “Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?”
Tom: “Our teacher, father.”
父亲：“哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。

你们班上谁最懒?”
汤姆：“我不知道，爸爸。

”
父亲：“啊，不对，你知道!想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课?”
汤姆：“我们老师，爸爸。

”
生难词：lazy adj.懒惰的
英语笑话二
Big Head
"All the kids make fun of me ”the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him. "You have a beautiful head.Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
"Where is the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one-----use your hat."
大脑袋
“所有孩子都拿我开玩笑”，小男孩哭着和妈妈说：“他们说我脑袋大”
“别听他们的，”母亲安慰道：“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。

好啦，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。

”
“购物袋在哪儿?”
“我没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。

”
英语笑话三
Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the
country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.
Upon his return he exclaimed, "Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!
弗兰克叔叔七十八岁了，富有而健康。

他是个终生单身汉。

他曾追求过很多女孩，但“从不过热----见好就收”。

一天他突发奇想，决定四处走走，去看看他那些接近一打的旧时女友。

他回来即叹道：“嘘!谢天谢地幸亏我没娶那些女人中的任何一个。

如今她们都成寡妇了!”
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