S01E01
神探夏洛克台词S01E01
——Sherlock Holmes麦克可以借电话一用吗?Mike, can I borrow your phone?我的在这儿没信号There's no signal on mine.座机坏了吗?And what's wrong with the landline?我比较喜欢发短信I prefer to text.抱歉在我外套里Sorry, it's in my coat.这里用我的Here, use mine.噢谢谢你Oh, thank you.这是我的老朋友约翰·华生This is an old friend of mine, John Watson.在阿富汗还是伊拉克?Afghanistan or Iraq?什么?Sorry?哪个国家阿富汗还是伊拉克?Which was it, in Afghanistan or Iraq?阿富汗抱歉你怎么知道?Afghanistan, sorry, how did you know?茉莉咖啡来了谢谢Ah ,Molly ,Coffee, thank you.口红呢?What happened to the lipstick?它对我没用It wasn't working for me.是吗? 我觉得很有用Really? It was a big improvement.你现在嘴太小了Your mouth's too small now.好吧OK.你对小提琴感觉如何?How do you feel about the violin?对不起什么?I'm sorry, what?我在想事情时会拉小提琴有时I play the violin when I'm thinking and sometimes 一天都不讲话你介意吗? I don't talk for days on end. Would that bother you? 做室友应该知道对方的缺点Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other.你把我的事告诉他了You told him about me?一个字都没提Not a word.那谁告诉你室友这回事?Who said anything about flatmates?我本人今早我告诉麦克I did. Told Mike this morning我这种人找个室友多困难that I must be a difficult man to find a flatmate for. 刚过午饭他就来了Now here he is just after lunch带来一个老朋友显然刚在with an old friend clearly just home from阿富汗军队服役过并不难猜到吧military service in Afghanistan. Wasn't a difficult leap.你怎么知道阿富汗的事?How did you know about Afghanistan?我找到了伦敦市中心的一个好地方Got my eye on a nice little place in central London. 价格我们一起能负担得起We ought to be able to afford it.明晚7点整在那里碰头We'll meet there tomorrow evening, seven o'clock. 抱歉我真健忘Sorry, got to dash.把鞭子留在停尸间了I think I left my riding crop in the mortuary.这表示?Is that it?表示什么?Is that what?我们才刚见面We've only just met就要一起找房子?and we're going to go and look at a flat?有问题吗?Problem?我们彼此一无所知——Sherlock HolmesWe don't know a thing about each other.不知道约在哪里见I don't know where we're meeting,甚至也不知道你的名字I don't even know your name.我知道你是军医刚从阿富汗I know you're an Army doctor and you've been被遣送回国invalided home from Afghanistan.你有一个哥哥很关心你You've got a brother worried about you你却不愿意得到他的帮助but you won't go to him for help because you don't 你对他不满也许因为他嗜酒approve of him, possibly because he's an alcoholic, 更有可能是他刚抛弃了他老婆more likely because he recently walked out on his wife.我也知道医生认为你And I know that your therapist thinks your患有伤残心理后遗症恐怕这诊断很对limp's psychosomatic, quite correctly, I'm afraid.作为室友这些够了吧?That's enough to be going on with, don't you think? 我的名字叫夏洛克·福尔摩斯The name's Sherlock Holmes那里的地址是贝克街221Band the address is 221B Baker Street.下午好Afternoon.是的他一直都这样Yeah, he's always like that.你好Hello福尔摩斯先生Ah - Mr Holmes.请叫我夏洛克Sherlock, please.这里位置很好应该非常贵Well, this is a prime spot. Must be expensive.房东赫德森太太给了我特价Mrs Hudson, the landlady - she's given me a special deal.欠我一个人情几年之前Owes me a favour. A few years back,她丈夫在弗罗里达被判处无期徒刑her husband got himself sentenced to death in Florida.我出了点力I was able to help out.所以你让她丈夫免于死刑?Sorry - you stopped her husband being executed?没有我指证了他Oh, no, I ensured it.夏洛克Sherlock赫德森太太约翰·华生医生Mrs Hudson, Dr John Watson.你好进来Hello. Come in.谢谢Thank you.我们走吧Shall we...?这里还挺不错Well, this could be very nice.确实很棒very nice indeed是的Yes.对我也这样觉得Yes, I think so, my thoughts precisely.所以我就直接搬进来了So I went straight ahead and moved in.只要把这些垃圾清理出去...Soon as we get all this rubbish cleaned out...所以这都是... 好吧So this is all... Well,我可以把它们放放好obviously I can erm... straighten things up a bit.这是个骷髅That's a skull.我的朋友Friend of mine.我说的朋友是...When I say friend...你觉得如何华生医生?What do you think, then, Dr Watson?——Sherlock Holmes楼上还有一个卧室There's another bedroom upstairs,如果你们需要两间卧室的话if you'll be needing two bedrooms.当然需要两间Of course we'll be needing two.别担心的这里什么人都有Oh, don't worry, there's all sorts round here.隔壁特勒太太家那对还结婚了呢Mrs Turner next door's got.夏洛克看看弄的多乱Oh... Sherlock The mess you've made.昨晚在网上搜索了你I looked you up on the internet last night.有什么有趣的发现吗?Anything interesting?找到了你的网站"演绎法研究"Found your website. The Science of Deduction.你觉得如何?What did you think?你说可以从领带看出一个软件设计师You said you could identify a software designer by his tie从大拇指看出一个飞行员and an airline pilot by his left thumb?是的Yes.我从你的脸和腿上And I can read your military career看出你军人的经历in your face and your leg,从你的手机上看出你兄弟酗酒and your brother's drinking habits on your mobile phone.怎么看?How?这些自杀是怎么回事夏洛克?What about these suicides then, Sherlock?我想你会感兴趣吧I thought that'd be right up your street.3起一模一样的案件Three exactly the same.4起Four. 第4起发生了而且这次There's been a fourth. And there's something 有些不一样第4起?different this time. A fourth?在哪里?Where?布莱克斯顿劳里斯顿花园Brixton, Lauriston Gardens.这次有什么不同?What's new about this one?要不你也不会专程来You wouldn't have come to me肯定有些反常之处otherwise there was somethin different.之前受害人从不留信息You know how they never leave notes?对Yeah.这次有了This one did.你来吗?Will you come?这次谁负责取证?Who's on forensics?安德森Anderson.我和他相处不好He doesn't work well with me.反正他不会是你助手Well, he won't be your assistant.我需要一个助手I NEED an assistant.你来吗?Will you come?不坐警车我要跟在后面Not in a police car, I'll be right behind.谢谢Thank you.太棒了耶Brilliant Yes起连环自杀这次还有遗言Four serial suicides, and now a note.圣诞节到了啊赫德森太太Oh, it's Christmas. Mrs Hudson,——Sherlock Holmes我会迟点来可能需要准备点食物I'll be late. Might need some food.我是你的房东亲爱的不是管家I'm your landlady, dear, not your housekeeper.冷的也行约翰喝杯茶Something cold will do. John, have a cup of tea,把这儿当自己家make yourself at home.别等我Don't wait up看看他就知道就知道往外跑Look at him, dashing about...我丈夫也一样My husband was just the same.看的出来你是很沉稳的类型But you're more the sitting-down type, I can tell.我给你倒杯茶歇歇你的腿I'll make you that cuppa, you rest your leg.它娘的腿对不起抱歉Damn my leg Sorry, I'm so sorry -有时候这些操蛋的事儿...It's just sometimes this bloody thing...我明白亲爱的我髋骨也不好I understand, dear, I've got a hip.一杯茶就好了谢谢就说一次亲爱的Cup of tea'd be lovely. Thank you.Just this once, dear,我不是管家I'm not your housekeeper.再来两块饼干如果有的话Couple of biscuits too, if you've got 'em.我不是你管家哦Not your housekeeper你是个医生You're a doctor.而且是个军医In fact you're an Army doctor.是的Yes.干的好吗?Any good?非常出色Very good.那你一定见过很多伤口惨死的尸体Seen a lot of injuries, then. Violent deaths.是的Well, yes.也很难受吧我想?Bit of trouble too, I bet?当然一辈子的都见过了太多了Of course. Yes. Enough for a lifetime, far too much. 想再看多些吗?Want to see some more?上帝啊好的Oh, God, yes.对不起赫德森太太不喝茶了Sorry Mrs Hudson, I'll skip the tea. Off out.你们都不喝了?Both of you?不可能的自杀案件? 四起?Impossible suicides? Four of them?没理由坐在家里了No point sitting at home人生终于有乐趣了when there's finally something fun going on死人了你这么开心不像话Look at you, all happy. It's not decent.管他像不像话Who cares about decent?游戏开始了赫德森太太The game, Mrs Hudson, is on出租车Taxi好吧你有问题要问OK, You've got questions...是的我们去哪里?Yeah, where are we going?犯罪现场下个问题?Crime scene. Next?你是谁你的职业是什么?Who are you, what do you do?你觉得呢?What do you think?我会猜...私家侦探可是?I'd say... private detective. But?警察不会去找私家侦探But the police don't go to private detectives.我是个"咨询侦探" 世界唯一的——Sherlock HolmesI'm a consulting detective. Only one in the world,这工作是我发明的I invented the job.那是什么? 每当警察What does that mean? Means when the police找不到方向他们经常都这样are out of their depth, which is always,他们会咨询我they consult me.警察不会咨询外行的The police don't consult amateurs.我昨天遇到你时When I met you for the first time yesterday,提到了阿富汗和伊拉克你看起来很惊讶I said Afghanistan or Iraq. You looked surprised.是的你怎么知道?Yes, how DID you know?我不是知道是观察到的I didn't know, I saw.你的发型举止是军人的风格'Your haircut, the way you hold yourself says military.而你说的话物是人非了'But your conversation... ' Bit different from my day. 说明在巴兹医学院学习过.. said trained at Barts -所以很明显是军医so Army doctor, obvious.你的脸晒的比较黑'Your face is tanned...可手腕却没晒黑'but no tan above the wrists.所以你曾去过国外可并不是日光浴You've been abroad, but not sunbathing.你的走路时跛的厉害'Your limp's really bad when you walk,却宁愿站着不要椅子but you don't ask for a chair when you stand -完全忘了伤残that you forgot about it所以至少有点身心障碍'so it's at least partly psychosomatic.也说明因为你的伤口'That says the original circumstances of the injury 是外伤were traumatic -'战场上受伤战场上受伤wounded in action then. Wounded in action,苏丹阿富汗或者是伊拉克suntan - Afghanistan or Iraq.你说我有个治疗师You said I had a therapist.你有伤残心理障碍You've got a psychosomatic limp,当然会有治疗师of course you've got a therapist.然后是你的哥哥因为电话Then there's your brother. Your phone.它很贵能发邮件听音乐'It's expensive, e-mail enabled, MP player. '而你穷到要和人合租And you're looking for a flatshare.所以不是你买的是个礼物You wouldn't buy this - it's a gift.划痕不只一条很多很多'Scratches. Not one, many over time -'一定是和钥匙和硬币放一个口袋it's been in the same pocket as keys and coins.你不会对自己的奢侈品这样You wouldn't treat your one luxury item like this,所以它之前还有主人so it's had a previous owner.下一点就很简单了你应该知道了Next bit's easy. You know it already.刻的字?The engraving?哈利·华生Harry Watson.明显是你家人送你的电话Clearly a family member who's given you his old phone.不是你父亲这东西是年轻人玩的Not your father, this is a young man's gadget.有可能是表兄弟可你是个Could be a cousin, but you're a war hero无家可归的战斗英雄who can't find a place to live -——Sherlock Holmes不像是大家族里的人unlikely you've got an extended family,所以是近亲那就是兄弟了not one you're close to. So brother it is.然后是克拉若?Now, Clara, who's Clara?3个吻代表是浪漫的纪念Three kisses says it's a romantic attachment.这个价格应该是老婆送的不是女朋友The expense of the phone says wife, not girlfriend. 应该是最近给的Must have given it to him recently,大概6用了个月it's only six months old.婚姻出现问题了6个月他就送人了Marriage in trouble then - six months on he's given it away.如果是她甩他也许他会留作纪念If she'd left HIM, he would have kept it. Sentiment. 不他想扔掉是他甩她No, he wanted rid of it. He left HER.他把手机给你是希望和你保持联系He gave the phone to you, so he wants you to stay in touch.你在找便宜的房子You're looking for cheap accommodation,却不向你兄弟求助but you're not going to your brother for help -所以你和他之前有问题that says you've got problems with him.也许你喜欢他老婆也许讨厌他喝酒Maybe you liked his wife, or don't like his drinking. 那你怎么知道他喝酒的事?How can you possibly know about the drinking?胡乱猜的不过挺准Shot in the dark. Good one, though.电源插口周围有一些磨损Power connection - tiny little scuff marks round it. 所以他每晚想插进去充电可手却在发抖Every night he plugs it in but his hands are shaking. 这在清醒人的手机上是不会出现的You never see those marks on a sober man's phone, 每个酗酒的人都有never see a drunk's without them. 好吧你也说对了There you go, you were right.我对了哪里说对了?I was right? Right about what?警察不会咨询外行The police don't consult amateurs.这...太神奇了That... was amazing.你这样觉得? 当然了Do you think so? Of course it was.了不起真的很了不起It was extraordinary, it was quite extraordinary.别人通常不会这么说That's not what people normally say.别人一般怎么说?What do people normally say?滚开Piss off我有哪里猜错了吗?Did I get anything wrong?哈利和我关系不好从来没好过Harry and me don't get on, never have,卡拉若和哈利三个月之前分手Clara and Harry split up three months ago他们在闹离婚and they're getting a divorce,哈利是酗酒的人and Harry is a drinker.那全中没想到所有都猜中了Spot on, then. I didn't expect to be right about everything.哈利是哈莉叶的爱称Harry's short for Harriet.哈利是你的姐妹Harry's your sister.我到底来这儿做什么?Look, what exactly am I supposed to be doing here? 姐妹Sister老实讲我到底来这里做什么?No - seriously, what am I doing here?总要出点错There's always something.你好怪胎我找雷斯垂德探长——Sherlock HolmesHello, freak I'm here to see Detective Inspector Lestrade.为什么?Why?他请我来的I was invited.为什么?我想他想让我看看Why? I think he wants me to take a look.好吧你知道我想什么吗?Well, you know what I think, don't you?当然莎莉Always Sally.我知道你昨天连家都没有回I even know you didn't make it home last night.我没有...这位是谁?I don't... Who's this?我的同事华生医生Colleague of mine, Dr Watson.华生医生莎莉·多诺万警官Dr Watson, Sergeant Sally Donovan.老朋友Old friend.同事? 你竟然有同事?A colleague? How do YOU get a colleague?他会跟踪你到家吗?Did he follow you home?如果我出去等是不是比较好...Would it be better if I just waited...别No.怪胎来了我带他进去Freak's here. Bringing him in.啊安德森又见面了Ah, Anderson. Here we are again.这是犯罪现场不许污染它It's a crime scene. I don't want it contaminated.明白了吗?Are we clear on that?非常明白Quite clear.你老婆很久不回家了吗?And is your wife away for long?别装做是你推理出来的Oh, don't pretend you worked that out. 有人告诉你吧Somebody told you that.你的除臭剂告诉我的Your deodorant told me that.我的除臭剂?My deodorant?是男士用的It's for men.当然了我喷的当然是男用的Well, of course it's for men - I'm wearing it.和多诺万警官身上的一样So's Sergeant Donovan.味道突然消失了我能进吗?Ooh... I think it just vaporised. May I go in?听着不管你在暗示什么...Ah, look. Whatever you're trying to imply...我什么都没说我相信莎莉只是I'm not implying anything. I'm sure Sally came round来和你聊聊天顺便就过夜了for a nice little chat, and just happened to stay over. 我猜她还帮你擦了地And I assume she scrubbed your floors,从她膝盖看出来的going by the state of her knees.你得穿一件这个You'll need to wear one of these.这是谁?Who's this?我的人He's with me.可他是谁?我说他是我的人But who is he? I said he's with me.你不穿一件吗?Aren't you going to put one on?现场在哪? 楼上So where are we? Upstairs.我给你两分钟的时间I can give you two minutes.也许需要久一点May need longer.信用卡上显示她叫詹妮弗·温森Her name's Jennifer Wilson according to her credit cards,——Sherlock Holmes我们在用它寻找确切联系地址we're running them now for contact details.尸体在这里并不久Hasn't been here long.小孩们发现的Some kids found her.住嘴Shut up.我什么都没说I didn't say anything.你在思考干扰了我You were thinking. It's annoying.发现什么了吗?Got anything?不太多Not much.她是德国人She's German.RACHE在德文中是复仇的意思Rache. It's German for revenge.她是想告诉我们什么She could be trying to tell us something...谢谢您的参与Yes, thank you for your input.所以她是德国人? 当然不是So she's German? Of course she's not.她是外地来的She's from out of town though.她准备在回卡迪夫前Intended to stay in London for one night在伦敦呆一晚上这很明显before returning home to Cardiff. So far, so obvious. 抱歉明显?Sorry - obvious?那这个信息是什么?What about the message though?华生医生你认为呢?Dr Watson, what do you think?信息?Of the message?是尸体你是学医的Of the body. You're a medical man.我们外面有整队人马We have a whole team right outside. 他们不为我工作They won't work with me.我排除万难让你来这里I'm breaking every rule letting YOU in here...是的...因为你需要我Yes... because you need me.是的我需要Yes, I do.上帝保佑God help me.华生医生?Dr Watson Hm?像他说的那样请自便Oh, do as he says. Help yourself.安德森让大家离开几分钟Anderson, keep everyone out for a couple of minutes...好吧? 我来这里做什么?Well? What am I doing here?帮我理清头绪我只想Helping me make a point.I'm supposed to分担你的房租这个有趣多了be helping you pay the rent.This is more fun.有趣?一个女人躺在这里死掉了Fun? There's a woman lying dead.分析很准确不过希望你再深入点Perfectly sound analysis, but I WAS hoping you'd go deeper.好吧Yeah...可能是窒息死亡晕过去了Asphyxiation, probably. Passed out,被自己的呕吐物塞住choked on her own vomit.身上没有酒味Can't smell any alcohol on her.应该是突然发作可能是药物It could have been a seizure. Possibly drugs.你知道怎么回事你看了报纸You know what it was, you've read the papers.她是自杀者之一第4个Well, she's one of the suicides. The fourth...?夏洛克你说两分钟发现了些什么Sherlock - two minutes, I said, I need anything you——Sherlock Holmesgot.受害者年近30 专业人士Victim is in her late 30s. Professional person,从她的衣着判断going by her clothes -我猜是传媒界的人I'm guessing the media,穿着显眼的粉色going by the frankly alarming shade of pink.她从卡迪夫而来Travelled from Cardiff today intending准备呆一晚从箱子大小可以看出to stay in London one night from the size of her suitcase.箱子? 箱子是的Suitcase? Suitcase, Yes.她结婚至少10年了但并不愉快She's been married at least ten years, but not happily. 她有一连串的情人She's had a string of lovers但没人知道她结婚了but none of them knew she was married.看在上帝的份上你是顺口说说的Oh, for God's sake, if you're just making this up...她的婚戒至少10有年历史了Her wedding ring. Ten years old at least.她其它的饰品都很干净The rest of her jewellery has been regularly cleaned, 唯独婚戒不是but not her wedding ring.这就是她的婚史State of her marriage right there里面比外面亮The inside is shinier than the outside.说明经常被摘掉That means its regularyly removed只有在她摘掉时The only polishing it gets is才算被擦拭一次when she works it off her finger.不是为工作看她的指甲It's not for work, look at her nails.她不用手工作She doesn't work with her hands 那为什么要脱去婚戒?so who does she remove her rings for?不只有一个情人她不能Not one lover, she'd never sustain假装单身那么久the fiction of being single for that long所以更可能有一长串人简单so more likely a string of them. Simple厉害That’s brilliant.抱歉卡迪夫?Sorry. Cardiff?很明显不是吗?It's obvious, isn't it?对我来说不明显It's not obvious to me.上帝啊你们小脑瓜里到底装了什么Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains, 一定很无聊看她的外套it must be so boring. Her coat -有一点潮湿it's slightly damp,一定是在最近几个小时内遭遇了暴雨she's been in heavy rain the last few hours -伦敦这段时间都没下雨no rain anywhere in London in that time.大衣领背面也湿了Under her coat collar is damp too.她把它翻起来挡雨She's turned it up against the wind.她口袋里有雨伞可却是干的没用过She's got an umbrella in her pocket but it's dry and unused.不只有风是强风大到不能打伞Not just wind, strong wind - too strong to use her umbrella.从她的箱子里We know from her suitcase看出她准备过夜that she was intending to stay overnight但是她的旅程没超过两三个小时but she can't have travelled more than two or three hours因为外套还没干——Sherlock Holmesbecause her coat still hasn't dried.所以哪里刚刚有暴雨So - where has there been heavy rain有强风且在两三小时旅程内?and strong wind within the radius of that travel time? 卡迪夫Cardiff.太棒了你知道你大声说出来了吗? Fantastic. Do you know you do that out loud?抱歉我闭嘴没..关系Sorry, I'll shut up. No, it's... fine.为什么你一直说旅行箱?Why do you keep saying suitcase?是的它在哪儿?Yes, where is it?电话里或是记事本上一定有She must have had a phone or an organiser.找找瑞秋这个人她写的是瑞秋?Find out who Rachel is. She was writing Rachel?不她用德语留了句愤怒遗言No, she was leaving an angry note in German -当然她写的是瑞秋不可能是其他词of course she was writing Rachel, no other word it can be.问题是为什么要等到the question is Why did she wait临死时来写?until she was dying to write it?你怎么知道她有箱子?How do you know she had a suitcase?她的右后跟和小腿肚有泥浆的痕迹Tiny splash marks on her right heel and calf左边却没有not present on the left.从泥点的图案可以看出She was dragging a wheeled suitcase behind her她右手拉着一个带轮子的箱子with her right hand, by that splash pattern.以泥点分布来看是略小的箱子Smallish case, going by the spread.这么小的箱子对穿衣这么讲究的女士来说Case that size, woman this clothes-conscious -只够呆一晚could only be an overnight bag 所以我知道她只带一晚so we know she was staying one night.它在哪里你们拿去做了什么?Where is it, what have you done with it?这里没箱子There wasn't a case.再说一遍Say that again.这里没箱子什么箱子都没有There wasn't a case. There was never any suitcase. 箱子有人找到一个箱子吗Suitcase Did anyone find a suitcase?房子里有箱子吗?Was there a suitcase in this house?先生这里没有箱子Sir, there was no case可他们是自己服毒的吞了药But they take the poison themselves, swallow the pills.这个很明显你们怎么会找不到There are clear signs, even you lot couldn't miss them.好吧谢谢那...Right, thanks. And...?所有案子都是谋杀我不知道方法It's murder, all of them. I don't know how.他们不是自杀是连环谋杀But they're not suicides, they're serial killings.我们要寻找一个连环杀手We've got a serial killer.太好了I love it.总算有所期待了There's always something to look forward to.你凭什么这样说?Why are you saying that?她的箱子拜托她的箱子呢?Her case Come on, where is her case?自己吃掉了吗?Did she eat it有其他人在现场带走了她的箱子Someone else was here, and they took her case.所以杀手一定是开车到这儿So the killer must have driven here.——Sherlock Holmes把箱子忘在车里了Forgot the case was in the car.她有可能已经订好酒店放在里面了She could have checked into a hotel, left it there.不没去酒店看她的头发No, she's never got to the hotel. look at her hair.口红和鞋都是一样颜色She colour-coordinates her lipstick and her shoes.她不可能离开酒店She'd never have left any hotel如果头发还那么...with her hair still looking...夏洛克? 怎么了?Sherlock? What is it, what?连环杀手总是很难对付Serial killers, always hard.必须等着他们自己犯错You have to wait for them to make a mistake.我们不能干等着!We can't just wait!不用再等了看看她好好看Oh, we're done waiting. Look at her, really look!总部错误找到了调查卡迪夫那边Houston, we have a mistake. Get on to Cardiff.去找詹妮弗·威尔森的家人和朋友.Find out who Jennifer Wilson's family and friends were.去找瑞秋Find Rachel当然了好的但到底是什么错?Of course, yeah - but what mistake?!粉色Pink!快干活吧...Let's get on with it...他走了He's gone.谁? 夏洛克·福尔摩斯?Who, Sherlock Holmes?是啊他就那么走了他总是这样Yeah, he just took off. He does that.他会回来吗? 看来不会了Is he coming back? Didn't look like it.好吧Right.好吧...Right...不好意思我现在是在哪里?Yes. Sorry, where am I?布莱克斯顿Brixton.你知道该去哪里打车吗?Do you know where I could get a cab?因为...It's just er...呃...well -我的腿my leg.去主干道打车吧Try the main road.谢谢Thanks.但你不是他的朋友But you're not his friend.他根本没有朋友He doesn't HA VE friends.那你是谁?So who are you?我...我谁也不是我才刚认识他I'm... I'm nobody. I just met him.好吧那我建议你离他远点OK, bit of advice then. Stay away from that guy.为什么?Why?你知道他为什么来这里吗?You know why he's here?没有任何报酬什么也没有He's not paid or anything.他喜欢这种场景能让他兴奋He likes it. He gets off on it.罪案越离奇他就越兴奋你知道吗?The weirder the crime, the more he gets off. And you know what?总有一天探案会无法满足他One day just showing up won't be enough.总有一天我们会围着一具尸体One day we'll be standing round a body——Sherlock Holmes夏洛克·福尔摩斯就是始作俑者and Sherlock Holmes will be the one that put it there.为什么要那么做?Why would he do that?因为他精神变态Because he's a psychopath.精神变态很容易无聊Psychopaths get bored.多诺万来了Donovan! Coming.离夏洛克·福尔摩斯远一点Stay away from Sherlock Holmes.出租车出租车...Taxi! Taxi...喂?Hello?你左边的大楼上有架监控摄像头There is a security camera on the building to your left.看到了吗?Do you see it?'你是哪位?Who's this?哪位?Who's speaking?看到摄像头了吗华生医生?Do you see the camera, Dr Watson?是的我看到了看着...Yeah, I see it.Watch...街对面的大楼上有另一个摄像头看到了吗? There's another camera on the building opposite you. Do u see it?最后一个你右手边大楼的顶层And finally, at the top of the building on your right. 你是怎么做到的?How are you doing this?上车华生医生'Get into the car, Dr Watson.我本可以威胁你'I would make some sort of threat,但你一定很清楚自己的处境but I'm sure your situation is quite clear to you. '你好嗨Hello.Hi.你叫什么名字?What's your name, then?呃...安西娅Er... Anthea.是你的真名吗? 不是Is that your real name? No.我叫约翰I'm John.我知道Yes. I know.我有必要问问这是去哪吗?Any point in asking... where I'm going?毫无必要None at all...约翰John.好吧OK.坐下吧约翰Have a seat, John.你知道我有手机的You know, I've got a phone.摄像头那招是很妙I mean, very clever and all that,但是...but er...打电话给我就行you could just phone me.到我手机上On my phone.要想避开夏洛克·福尔摩斯的眼睛When one is avoiding the attention of Sherlock Holmes,就该学会谨慎所以在此见面one learns to be discreet, hence this place.你的腿一定很疼坐下吧Your leg must be hurting you. Sit down.我不想坐下I don't want to sit down.你不怎么害怕啊You don't seem very afraid.你也不怎么吓人You don't seem very frightening.——Sherlock Holmes没错...Yes...军人的勇敢The bravery of the soldier.勇敢是愚蠢最好听的代言词你说呢?Bravery is by far the kindest word for stupidity, don't u think?你和夏洛克·福尔摩斯什么关系?What is your connection to Sherlock Holmes?没关系我们几乎不认识我昨天才遇到他I don't have one. I barely know him, I met him... yesterday.才一天工夫你们就同居了Mmm, and since yesterday you've moved in with him现在还一起查案and now you're solving crimes together.这周末是不是就该好事将近了?Might we expect a happy announcement by the end of the week?你是谁? 利益相关者Who are you? An interested party.对夏洛克? 为什么?Interested in Sherlock? Why?我猜你们不是朋友I'm guessing you're not friends.你也见过他你想他能有几个朋友?You've met him. How many friends do you imagine he has?我是夏洛克能拥有的I'm the closest thing to a friend最近乎朋友的存在你指什么?that Sherlock Holmes is capable of having And what's that?敌人敌人?An enemy. An enemy?在他看来我绝对是敌人In HIS mind, certainly.如果你问他他会说我是他的魔王If you were to ask him, he'd probably say his arch-enemy.他喜欢把事情搞得戏剧化He does love to be dramatic.哟谢天谢地你没这毛病Well, thank God YOU'RE above all that.我没打扰你吧I hope I'm not distracting you.一点也没打扰Not distracting me at all.你打算继续和夏洛克·福尔摩斯合作下去?Do you plan to continue your association with Sherlock Holmes?也许说的不对...I could be wrong...但我觉得这不关你事but I think that's none of your business.很难说真不关你事It could be.It really couldn't.如果你真的搬进...If you DO move into, erm...贝克街221B号.. 221B Baker Street,我将非常乐意行方便I'd be happy to pay you a meaningful sum定期付你可观报酬of money on a regular basis to ease your way.为什么?Why?因为你不富有Because you're not a wealthy man.交换条件是?In exchange for what?提供信息Information.绝不会侵犯隐私绝不会让你为难Nothing indiscreet. Nothing you'd feel... uncomfortable with.只需告诉我他在干什么为什么?Just tell me what he's up to. Why?我常常为他担心I worry about him. Constantly.你可真好人That's nice of you.但出于种种原因But I would prefer for various reasons希望你对此事守口如瓶that my concern go unmentioned,我们的关系有点...不太融洽。
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Sherlock神探福尔摩斯第一季第一集WATSON华生THE PERSONAL BLOG OF DR.John H.Watson(约翰·华生医生的博客)How's your blog going?博客写的如何?Yeah, good, very good.嗯顺利很顺利You haven't written a word, have you?你一个字都没写对吧?You just wrote "still has trust issues".你刚写下了"仍然不信任人"And you read my writing upside down.而你颠倒着读出了我写的东西You see what I mean?知道我什么意思了?John, you're a soldier约翰你是个军人and it's going to take you a while从这个身份到普通人to adjust to civilian life需要一个过程and writing a blog about everything that happens to you把你每天的遭遇写在博客上will honestly help you.会有很大帮助Nothing happens to me.我根本没有任何遭遇October 12th10月12日'What do you mean there's no ruddy car?'你说一辆破车都没了?He went to Waterloo, I'm sorry.他去滑铁卢了抱歉Get a cab I never get cabs叫辆出租车我从不叫车I love you. When?我爱你什么时候?Get a cab快叫辆出租车My husband我的丈夫was a happy man who lived life to the full.是个努力生活的乐观男人He loved his family and his work,他热爱家庭和工作and that he should have taken his own life in this way他选择这样结束自己的生命is a mystery让人无法理解and a shock to all who knew him.也让认识他的人都感到震惊Taxi, taxi出租车出租车November 26th11月26日I'll be just two minutes, mate. What?给我两分钟朋友什么?I'm just going home to get my umbrella.我要回去拿伞You can share mine.你可以和我一起撑Two minutes, all right?就两分钟好吗?Boy 18，kills himself in side sports centre(18岁男孩在体育馆自杀)January 27th11月27日She still dancing?她还在跳舞?Yeah, if you can call it that.是的如果叫做跳舞的话Did you get the car keys off her?拿走她车钥匙了吗?Got them out of her bag.从她包里拿出来了Where is she?她到哪里去了?The body of Beth Davenport, Junior Minister for Transport, 副运输部长贝斯·戴文特的尸体was found late last night昨天深夜在伦敦on a building site in Greater London.一建筑工地被发现Preliminary investigations suggest that this was suicide.初步调查的结果为自杀We can confirm that我们可以确认this apparent suicide closely resembles those of这起自杀案十分类似于Sir Jeffrey Patterson杰弗瑞·帕特森爵士and James Phillimore.和詹姆士·费力默的状况In the light of this,因为这点these incidents are now being treated as linked.我们认为他们很有可能有关联The investigation is ongoing调查还在继续but Detective Inspector Lestrade will take questions now. 不过雷斯垂德探长会回答大家的问题Detective Inspector, how can suicides be linked?探长自杀事件怎么会有关联?Well, they all took the same poison.因为他们服用的药都一样They were all found in places they had no reason to be. 尸体都在他们不该出现的地方出现None of them had shown any prior indication.都没有明显的动机But you can't have serial suicides.不可能会有连环自杀Well, apparently you can.显然已经有了These three people, there's nothing that links them?这三人之间没有关系吗?There's no link we've found yet but暂时还没发现关系但是we're looking for it. There has to be one.我们在寻找一定存在的Wrong！(错)If you've all got texts, please ignore them.如果你们都收到了短信请忽略它It just says "Wrong".上面只写着"错"Well, just ignore that. If there are no more questions,是的别管它如果没有其它问题For Detective Inspector Lestrade要问雷斯垂德探长的话I'm going to bring this session to an end.这次发布会就到此结束了If they're suicides, what are you investigating?既然是自杀你们在调查什么?As I say, these suicides are clearly linked.就像我说的这几起自杀明显存在联系It's an unusual situation,这件事很不寻常we've got our best people investigating.我们已经派遣最好的人手调查Says "Wrong" again.又收到了“错”One more question.最后一个问题Is there any chance that these are murders?有可能是谋杀吗?And if they are, is this the work of a serial killer?如果是的话会是连环杀手干的吗?I know that you like writing about these我知道你们更喜欢写这种故事but these do appear to be suicides.但现场状况确系自杀We know the difference.两者的差别明显The poison was clearly self-administered.很清楚毒药是他们自己服下的Yes, but if they are murders,是的可如果他们真是被杀how do people keep themselves safe?大家怎么才能保证自身安全?Well, don't commit suicide.珍爱生命不要自杀Daily Mail每日邮报Obviously, This is a frightening time for people现在虽是恐慌时期but all anyone has to do is exercise reasonable precautions. 大家需要的是提高警惕We are all as safe as we want to be.安全是可以由自己创造的wrong(错)You know where to find me. SH(你知道我在哪里夏·福)Thank you.谢谢大家You've got to stop him doing that.你得阻止这家伙He's making us look like idiots.弄的我们像白痴一样If you can tell me how he does it, I'll stop him.你告诉我他是怎么做到的我就去John约翰John Watson约翰·华生Stamford, Mike Stamford. We were at Barts together. 麦克·斯坦佛巴兹医学院的同学Yes, sorry, yes, Mike, hello.是的抱歉麦克你好Yes, I know, I got fat. No, no.是我知道自己胖了没有I heard you were abroad somewhere getting shot at. 我听说你出国了还中枪了What happened?怎么回事?I got shot.就是中枪了Are you still at Barts then?你还在巴兹吗?Teaching now,现在教书了yeah, bright young things like we used to be.聪明的年轻人就像当年的我们God, I hate them.上帝啊我烦死他们了What about you,那你呢?just staying in town till you get yourself sorted?恢复之前一直这样呆着?I can't afford London on an Army pension.只靠军队抚恤金在伦敦无法生活Couldn't bear to be anywhere else.在别的地方你活不下去That's not the John Watson I know.这不是我认识的约翰·华生I'm not the John Watson.我不是那个约翰·华生了Couldn't Harry help?哈利没帮你?Yeah, like that's going to happen你觉得可能吗I don't know, get a flatshare or something?不知道找个人一起租房子什么的Come on得了Who'd want me for a flatmate?谁愿意同我做室友?What?怎么了?You're the second person to say that to me today.你是今天第二个对我说这话的人Who was the first?谁是第一个?How fresh?有多新鲜?Just in. 67, natural causes.刚来的67岁自然死亡Used to work here. I knew him, he was nice.曾经在这里工作我认识他人不错Fine.很好We'll start with the riding crop.那我们从马鞭开始So, bad day was it?呃今天心情不好吗?I need to know what bruises form in the next 20 minutes. 我需要知道它在20分钟内的伤痕情况A man's alibi depends on it. Text me.一个人的不在场证明就靠他了发短信给我Listen, I was wondering.对了我想...Maybe later, when you're finished...等会儿如果你结束了...You're wearing lipstick.你搽了口红You weren't wearing lipstick before.你从来不用的I refreshed it a bit.我想显得精神点Sorry, you were saying?抱歉你刚刚说什么?I was wondering if you'd like to have coffee? 我说要不要去喝咖啡?Black, two sugars, please. I'll be upstairs.黑咖啡两块糖谢谢拿到楼上OK.好吧Bit different from my day. You've no idea物是人非了你没想到吧Mike, can I borrow your phone?麦克可以借电话一用吗?There's no signal on mine.我的在这儿没信号And what's wrong with the landline?座机坏了吗?I prefer to text.我比较喜欢发短信Sorry, it's in my coat.抱歉在我外套里Here, use mine.这里用我的Oh, thank you.噢谢谢你This is an old friend of mine, John Watson. 这是我的老朋友约翰·华生Afghanistan or Iraq?在阿富汗还是伊拉克?Sorry?什么?Which was it, in Afghanistan or Iraq?哪个国家阿富汗还是伊拉克? Afghanistan, sorry, how did you know?阿富汗抱歉你怎么知道?Ah Coffee, thank you.茉莉咖啡来了谢谢What happened to the lipstick?口红呢?It wasn't working for me.它对我没用Really? It was a big improvement.是吗? 我觉得很有用Your mouth's too small now.你现在嘴太小了OK.好吧How do you feel about the violin?你对小提琴感觉如何?I'm sorry, what?对不起什么?I play the violin when I'm thinking and sometimes我在想事情时会拉小提琴有时I don't talk for days on end. Would that bother you?一天都不讲话你介意吗?Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other. 做室友应该知道对方的缺点You told him about me?你把我的事告诉他了Not a word.一个字都没提Who said anything about flatmates?那谁告诉你室友这回事?I did. Told Mike this morning我本人今早我告诉麦克that I must be a difficult man to find a flatmate for.我这种人找个室友多困难Now here he is just after lunch刚过午饭他就来了with an old friend clearly just home from带来一个老朋友显然刚在military service in Afghanistan. Wasn't a difficult leap.阿富汗军队服役过并不难猜到吧How did you know about Afghanistan?你怎么知道阿富汗的事?Got my eye on a nice little place in central London.我找到了伦敦市中心的一个好地方We ought to be able to afford it.价格我们一起能负担得起We'll meet there tomorrow evening, seven o'clock.明晚7点整在那里碰头Sorry, got to dash.抱歉我真健忘I think I left my riding crop in the mortuary.把鞭子留在停尸间了Is that it?这表示?Is that what?表示什么?We've only just met我们才刚见面and we're going to go and look at a flat?就要一起找房子?Problem?有问题吗?We don't know a thing about each other.我们彼此一无所知I don't know where we're meeting,不知道约在哪里见I don't even know your name.甚至也不知道你的名字I know you're an Army doctor and you've been我知道你是军医刚从阿富汗invalided home from Afghanistan.被遣送回国You've got a brother worried about you你有一个哥哥很关心你but you won't go to him for help because you don't你却不愿意得到他的帮助approve of him, possibly because he's an alcoholic,你对他不满也许因为他嗜酒more likely because he recently walked out on his wife. 更有可能是他刚抛弃了他老婆And I know that your therapist thinks your我也知道医生认为你limp's psychosomatic, quite correctly, I'm afraid.患有伤残心理后遗症恐怕这诊断很对That's enough to be going on with, don't you think?作为室友这些够了吧?The name's Sherlock Holmes我的名字叫夏洛克·福尔摩斯and the address is 221B Baker Street.那里的地址是贝克街221BAfternoon.下午好Yeah, he's always like that.是的他一直都这样Messages- Received(短信)Messages-sent(发送成功)If brother has green ladder arrest brother. SH(如果哥哥有绿色梯子就逮捕他夏·福)search(搜索)Sherlock Holmes(夏洛克·福尔摩斯)BAKER STREET W1 CITY OF WESTMINSTER(贝克街威斯敏斯特)Hello你好Ah - Mr Holmes. Sherlock, please.福尔摩斯先生请叫我夏洛克Well, this is a prime spot. Must be expensive.这里位置很好应该非常贵Mrs Hudson, the landlady - she's given me a special deal. 房东赫德森太太给了我特价Owes me a favour. A few years back,欠我一个人情几年之前her husband got himself sentenced to death in Florida. 她丈夫在弗罗里达被判处无期徒刑I was able to help out.我出了点力Sorry - you stopped her husband being executed?所以你让她丈夫免于死刑?Oh, no, I ensured it.没有我指证了他Sherlock夏洛克Mrs Hudson, Dr John Watson.赫德森太太约翰·华生医生Hello. Come in.你好进来Thank you. Shall we...?谢谢请进吧Well, this could be very nice.这里还挺不错very nice indeed确实很棒Yes.是的Yes, I think so, my thoughts precisely.对我也这样觉得So I went straight ahead and moved in.所以我就直接搬进来了Soon as we get all this rubbish cleaned out...只要把这些垃圾清理出去...So this is all... Well,所以这都是... 好吧obviously I can erm... straighten things up a bit.我可以把它们放放好That's a skull. Friend of mine.这是个骷髅我的朋友When I say friend...我说的朋友是...What do you think, then, Dr Watson?你觉得如何华生医生?There's another bedroom upstairs,楼上还有一个卧室if you'll be needing two bedrooms.如果你们需要两间卧室的话Of course we'll be needing two.当然需要两间Oh, don't worry, there's all sorts round here.别担心的这里什么人都有Mrs Turner next door's got.隔壁特勒太太家那对还结婚了呢Oh... Sherlock The mess you've made.夏洛克看看弄的多乱I looked you up on the internet last night.昨晚在网上搜索了你Anything interesting?有什么有趣的发现吗?Found your website. The Science of Deduction.找到了你的网站"演绎法研究"What did you think?你觉得如何?You said you could identify a software designer by his tie 你说可以从领带看出一个软件设计师and an airline pilot by his left thumb?从大拇指看出一个飞行员Yes.是的And I can read your military career我从你的脸和腿上in your face and your leg,看出你军人的经历and your brother's drinking habits on your mobile phone. 从你的手机上看出你兄弟酗酒How?怎么看?What about these suicides then, Sherlock?这些自杀是怎么回事夏洛克?I thought that'd be right up your street.我想你会感兴趣吧Three exactly the same.3起一模一样的案件Four.4起There's been a fourth. And there's something第4起发生了而且这次different this time. A fourth?有些不一样第4起?Where?在哪里?Brixton, Lauriston Gardens.布莱克斯顿劳里斯顿花园What's new about this one?这次有什么不同?You wouldn't have come to me要不你也不会专程来otherwise there was somethin different.肯定有些反常之处You know how they never leave notes? Yeah. This one did. 之前受害人从不留信息这次有了Will you come?你来吗?Who's on forensics? Anderson.这次谁负责取证? 安德森He doesn't work well with me.我和他相处不好Well, he won't be your assistant.反正他不会是你助手I NEED an assistant.我需要一个助手Will you come?你来吗?Not in a police car, I'll be right behind.不坐警车我要跟在后面Thank you.谢谢Brilliant Yes太棒了耶Four serial suicides, and now a note.4起连环自杀这次还有遗言Oh, it's Christmas. Mrs Hudson,圣诞节到了啊赫德森太太I'll be late. Might need some food.我会迟点来可能需要准备点食物I'm your landlady, dear, not your housekeeper.我是你的房东亲爱的不是管家Something cold will do. John, have a cup of tea,冷的也行约翰喝杯茶make yourself at home.把这儿当自己家Don't wait up别等我Look at him, dashing about...看看他就知道就知道往外跑My husband was just the same.我丈夫也一样But you're more the sitting-down type, I can tell.看的出来你是很沉稳的类型I'll make you that cuppa, you rest your leg.我给你倒杯茶歇歇你的腿Damn my leg Sorry, I'm so sorry -它娘的腿对不起抱歉It's just sometimes this bloody thing...有时候这些操蛋的事儿...I understand, dear, I've got a hip.我明白亲爱的我髋骨也不好Cup of tea'd be lovely. Thank you. Just this once, dear, 一杯茶就好了谢谢就说一次亲爱的I'm not your housekeeper.我不是管家Couple of biscuits too, if you've got 'em.再来两块饼干如果有的话Not your housekeeper我不是你管家哦DI Lestrade, in charge of the investigation(雷斯垂德探长负责调查)You're a doctor.你是个医生In fact you're an Army doctor.而且是个军医Yes.是的Any good?干的好吗?Very good.非常出色Seen a lot of injuries, then. Violent deaths.那你一定见过很多伤口惨死的尸体Well, yes.是的Bit of trouble too, I bet?也很难受吧我想?Of course. Yes. Enough for a lifetime, far too much. 当然一辈子的都见过了太多了Want to see some more?想再看多些吗?Oh, God, yes.上帝啊好的Sorry Mrs Hudson, I'll skip the tea. Off out.对不起赫德森太太不喝茶了Both of you?你们都不喝了?Impossible suicides? Four of them?不可能的自杀案件? 四起?No point sitting at home没理由坐在家里了when there's finally something fun going on人生终于有乐趣了Look at you, all happy. It's not decent.死人了你这么开心不像话Who cares about decent?管他像不像话The game, Mrs Hudson, is on游戏开始了赫德森太太Taxi出租车OK, You've got questions...好吧你有问题要问Yeah, where are we going?是的我们去哪里?Crime scene. Next?犯罪现场下个问题?Who are you, what do you do?你是谁你的职业是什么?What do you think?你觉得呢?I'd say... private detective. But?我会猜...私家侦探可是?But the police don't go to private detectives.警察不会去找私家侦探I'm a consulting detective. Only one in the world,我是个"咨询侦探" 世界唯一的I invented the job.这工作是我发明的What does that mean? Means when the police那是什么? 每当警察are out of their depth, which is always,找不到方向他们经常都这样they consult me.他们会咨询我The police don't consult amateurs.警察不会咨询外行的When I met you for the first time yesterday,我昨天遇到你时I said Afghanistan or Iraq. You looked surprised.提到了阿富汗和伊拉克你看起来很惊讶Yes, how DID you know?是的你怎么知道?I didn't know, I saw.我不是知道是观察到的'Your haircut, the way you hold yourself says military. 你的发型举止是军人的风格'But your conversation... ' Bit different from my day. 而你说的话物是人非了.. said trained at Barts -说明在巴兹医学院学习过so Army doctor, obvious.所以很明显是军医'Your face is tanned...你的脸晒的比较黑'but no tan above the wrists.可手腕却没晒黑You've been abroad, but not sunbathing.所以你曾去过国外可并不是日光浴'Your limp's really bad when you walk,你的走路时跛的厉害but you don't ask for a chair when you stand -却宁愿站着不要椅子that you forgot about it完全忘了伤残'so it's at least partly psychosomatic.所以至少有点身心障碍'That says the original circumstances of the injury也说明因为你的伤口were traumatic -'是外伤wounded in action then. Wounded in action,战场上受伤战场上受伤suntan - Afghanistan or Iraq.苏丹阿富汗或者是伊拉克You said I had a therapist.你说我有个治疗师You've got a psychosomatic limp,你有伤残心理障碍of course you've got a therapist.当然会有治疗师Then there's your brother. Your phone.然后是你的哥哥因为电话'It's expensive, e-mail enabled, MP3 player. '它很贵能发邮件听音乐And you're looking for a flatshare.而你穷到要和人合租You wouldn't buy this - it's a gift.所以不是你买的是个礼物'Scratches. Not one, many over time -'划痕不只一条很多很多it's been in the same pocket as keys and coins.一定是和钥匙和硬币放一个口袋You wouldn't treat your one luxury item like this,你不会对自己的奢侈品这样so it's had a previous owner.所以它之前还有主人Next bit's easy. You know it already.下一点就很简单了你应该知道了The engraving?刻的字?Harry Watson.哈利·华生Clearly a family member who's given you his old phone. 明显是你家人送你的电话Not your father, this is a young man's gadget.不是你父亲这东西是年轻人玩的Could be a cousin, but you're a war hero有可能是表兄弟可你是个who can't find a place to live -无家可归的战斗英雄unlikely you've got an extended family,不像是大家族里的人not one you're close to. So brother it is.所以是近亲那就是兄弟了Now, Clara, who's Clara?然后是克拉若?Three kisses says it's a romantic attachment.3个吻代表是浪漫的纪念The expense of the phone says wife, not girlfriend.这个价格应该是老婆送的不是女朋友Must have given it to him recently,应该是最近给的it's only six months old.大概用了6个月Marriage in trouble then - six months on he's given it away. 婚姻出现问题了6个月他就送人了If she'd left HIM, he would have kept it. Sentiment.如果是她甩他也许他会留作纪念No, he wanted rid of it. He left HER.不他想扔掉是他甩她He gave the phone to you, so he wants you to stay in touch. 他把手机给你是希望和你保持联系You're looking for cheap accommodation,你在找便宜的房子but you're not going to your brother for help -却不向你兄弟求助that says you've got problems with him.所以你和他之前有问题Maybe you liked his wife, or don't like his drinking.也许你喜欢他老婆也许讨厌他喝酒How can you possibly know about the drinking?那你怎么知道他喝酒的事?Shot in the dark. Good one, though.胡乱猜的不过挺准Power connection - tiny little scuff marks round it.电源插口周围有一些磨损Every night he plugs it in but his hands are shaking.所以他每晚想插进去充电可手却在发抖You never see those marks on a sober man's phone,这在清醒人的手机上是不会出现的never see a drunk's without them.每个酗酒的人都有There you go, you were right.好吧你也说对了I was right? Right about what?我对了哪里说对了?The police don't consult amateurs.警察不会咨询外行That... was amazing.这...太神奇了Do you think so? Of course it was.你这样觉得? 当然了It was extraordinary, it was quite extraordinary.了不起真的很了不起That's not what people normally say.别人通常不会这么说What do people normally say?别人一般怎么说?Piss off滚开Did I get anything wrong?我有哪里猜错了吗?Harry and me don't get on, never have,哈利和我关系不好从来没好过Clara and Harry split up three months ago卡拉若和哈利三个月之前分手and they're getting a divorce,他们在闹离婚and Harry is a drinker.哈利是酗酒的人Spot on, then. I didn't expect to be right about everything. 那全中没想到所有都猜中了Harry's short for Harriet.哈利是哈莉叶的爱称Harry's your sister.哈利是你的姐妹Look, what exactly am I supposed to be doing here?我到底来这儿做什么?Sister姐妹No - seriously, what am I doing here?老实讲我到底来这里做什么?There's always something.总要出点错Hello, freak I'm here to see Detective Inspector Lestrade. 你好怪胎我找雷斯垂德探长Why?为什么?I was invited.Why? I think he wants me to take a look.为什么? 我想他想让我看看Well, you know what I think, don't you?好吧你知道我想什么吗?Always Sally.当然莎莉I even know you didn't make it home last night. 我知道你昨天连家都没有回I don't... Who's this?我没有...这位是谁?Colleague of mine, Dr Watson.我的同事华生医生Dr Watson, Sergeant Sally Donovan.华生医生莎莉·多诺万警官Old friend.老朋友A colleague? How do YOU get a colleague?同事? 你竟然有同事?Did he follow you home?他会跟踪你到家吗?Would it be better if I just waited...如果我出去等是不是比较好...No.别Freak's here. Bringing him in.怪胎来了我带他进去Ah, Anderson. Here we are again.啊安德森又见面了It's a crime scene. I don't want it contaminated. 这是犯罪现场不许污染它Are we clear on that?明白了吗?Quite clear.非常明白And is your wife away for long?你老婆很久不回家了吗?Oh, don't pretend you worked that out.别装做是你推理出来的Somebody told you that.有人告诉你吧Your deodorant told me that.你的除臭剂告诉我的My deodorant?It's for men.是男士用的Well, of course it's for men - I'm wearing it.当然了我喷的当然是男用的So's Sergeant Donovan.和多诺万警官身上的一样Ooh... I think it just vaporised. May I go in?味道突然消失了我能进吗?Ah, look. Whatever you're trying to imply...听着不管你在暗示什么...I'm not implying anything. I'm sure Sally came round我什么都没说我相信莎莉只是for a nice little chat, and just happened to stay over.来和你聊聊天顺便就过夜了And I assume she scrubbed your floors,我猜她还帮你擦了地going by the state of her knees.从她膝盖看出来的You'll need to wear one of these.你得穿一件这个Who's this?这是谁?He's with me.我的人But who is he? I said he's with me.可他是谁? 我说他是我的人Aren't you going to put one on?你不穿一件吗?So where are we? Upstairs.现场在哪? 楼上I can give you two minutes.我给你两分钟的时间May need longer.也许需要久一点Her name's Jennifer Wilson according to her credit cards, 信用卡上显示她叫詹妮弗·温森we're running them now for contact details.我们在用它寻找确切联系地址Hasn't been here long.尸体在这里并不久Some kids found her.小孩们发现的Shut up.住嘴I didn't say anything.我什么都没说You were thinking. It's annoying. 你在思考干扰了我Left Handed(左撇子)RACHE German revenge (RACHE 德文名词复仇) Rachel(人名: 瑞秋)wet(湿润)dry(干燥)wet(湿润)Clean(干净)clean(干净)clean(干净)dirty(脏)unhappily married 10(婚姻不睦: 10年以上)clean(干净)dirty(一面干净一面脏)regularly removed(经常脱下)serial adulterer(多次通奸)Got anything?发现什么了吗?Not much.不太多She's German.她是德国人Rache. It's German for revenge.RACHE在德文中是复仇的意思She could be trying to tell us something...她是想告诉我们什么Yes, thank you for your input.谢谢您的参与So she's German? Of course she's not.所以她是德国人? 当然不是She's from out of town though.(未来7天天气预报) 她是外地来的Intended to stay in London for one night她准备在回卡迪夫前before returning home to Cardiff. So far, so obvious.在伦敦呆一晚上这很明显Sorry - obvious?抱歉明显?What about the message though?那这个信息是什么?Dr Watson, what do you think?华生医生你认为呢?Of the message?信息?Of the body. You're a medical man.是尸体你是学医的We have a whole team right outside.我们外面有整队人马They won't work with me.他们不为我工作I'm breaking every rule letting YOU in here...我排除万难让你来这里Yes... because you need me.是的...因为你需要我Yes, I do.是的我需要God help me.上帝保佑Dr Watson Hm?华生医生?Oh, do as he says. Help yourself.像他说的那样请自便Anderson, keep everyone out for a couple of minutes... 安德森让大家离开几分钟Well? What am I doing here?好吧? 我来这里做什么?Helping me make a point. I'm supposed to帮我理清头绪我只想be helping you pay the rent. This is more fun.分担你的房租这个有趣多了Fun? There's a woman lying dead.有趣?一个女人躺在这里死掉了Perfectly sound analysis, but I WAS hoping you'd go deeper. 分析很准确不过希望你再深入点Yeah...好吧Asphyxiation, probably. Passed out,可能是窒息死亡晕过去了choked on her own vomit.被自己的呕吐物塞住Can't smell any alcohol on her.身上没有酒味It could have been a seizure. Possibly drugs.应该是突然发作可能是药物You know what it was, you've read the papers.你知道怎么回事你看了报纸Well, she's one of the suicides. The fourth...?她是自杀者之一第4个Sherlock - two minutes, I said, I need anything you got.夏洛克你说两分钟发现了些什么Victim is in her late 30s. Professional person,受害者年近30 专业人士going by her clothes -从她的衣着判断I'm guessing the media,我猜是传媒界的人going by the frankly alarming shade of pink.穿着显眼的粉色Travelled from Cardiff today intending她从卡迪夫而来to stay in London one night from the size of her suitcase.准备呆一晚从箱子大小可以看出Suitcase? Suitcase, Yes.箱子? 箱子是的She's been married at least ten years, but not happily.她结婚至少10年了但并不愉快She's had a string of lovers她有一连串的情人but none of them knew she was married.但没人知道她结婚了Oh, for God's sake, if you're just making this up...看在上帝的份上你是顺口说说的Her wedding ring. Ten years old at least.她的婚戒至少有10年历史了The rest of her jewellery has been regularly cleaned, 她其它的饰品都很干净but not her wedding ring.唯独婚戒不是State of her marriage right there这就是她的婚史The inside is shinier than the outside.里面比外面亮That means its regularyly removed说明经常被摘掉The only polishing it gets is只有在她摘掉时when she works it off her finger.才算被擦拭一次It's not for work, look at her nails.不是为工作看她的指甲She doesn't work with her hands她不用手工作so who does she remove her rings for?那为什么要脱去婚戒?Not one lover, she'd never sustain不只有一个情人她不能the fiction of being single for that long假装单身那么久so more likely a string of them. Brilliant.所以更可能有一长串人厉害Sorry. Cardiff?抱歉卡迪夫?It's obvious, isn't it?很明显不是吗?It's not obvious to me.对我来说不明显Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains, 上帝啊你们小脑瓜里到底装了什么it must be so boring. Her coat -一定很无聊看她的外套it's slightly damp,有一点潮湿she's been in heavy rain the last few hours -一定是在最近几个小时内遭遇了暴雨no rain anywhere in London in that time.伦敦这段时间都没下雨Under her coat collar is damp too.大衣领背面也湿了She's turned it up against the wind.她把它翻起来挡雨She's got an umbrella in her pocket but it's dry and unused. 她口袋里有雨伞可却是干的没用过Not just wind, strong wind - too strong to use her umbrella. 不只有风是强风大到不能打伞We know from her suitcase从她的箱子里that she was intending to stay overnight看出她准备过夜but she can't have travelled more than two or three hours 但是她的旅程没超过两三个小时because her coat still hasn't dried.因为外套还没干So - where has there been heavy rain所以哪里刚刚有暴雨and strong wind within the radius of that travel time?有强风且在两三小时旅程内?Cardiff.卡迪夫Fantastic. Do you know you do that out loud?太棒了你知道你大声说出来了吗?Sorry, I'll shut up. No, it's... fine.抱歉我闭嘴没..关系Why do you keep saying suitcase?为什么你一直说旅行箱?Yes, where is it?是的它在哪儿?She must have had a phone or an organiser.电话里或是记事本上一定有Find out who Rachel is. She was writing Rachel?找找瑞秋这个人她写的是瑞秋?No, she was leaving an angry note in German -不她用德语留了句愤怒遗言of course she was writing Rachel, no other word it can be. 当然她写的是瑞秋不可能是其他词the question is Why did she wait问题是为什么要等到until she was dying to write it?临死时来写?How do you know she had a suitcase?。
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Arrow第一季第1集The name of the island they found me on is Lian Yu. 他们找到我的那座岛，名为炼狱It's mandarin for "Purgatory".汉语意为试炼地狱mandarinn.1.[M-]官话(旧时欧美人指的北京方言，北京话)；(中国)国语2.(旧时)中国政府的高级官员 3.政界要员，（尤指）内务官员4.【植物】橘 (citrus reticulata) [亦作 mandarine]5.【植物】橘树[亦作 mandarin orange] 6.深橙色；鲜橙色染料 7.普通话 adj.1.中国式服装的；紧身马褂的2.官僚的；保守的3.(语言、文体)过分文雅的purgatoryn.1.炼狱, (在炼狱中的)涤罪2.暂时受苦的地方, 暂时的苦难 adj.1.净化的, 清洗的I've been stranded here for 5years.我在此困居了5年strandedadj. 1.处于困境的I've dreamt of my rescue every cold black night since then. 每个寒冷黑夜我都期盼着有人前来相救。
For 5 years,I have had only one thought ,one goal——survive，survive and one day return home. 这五年里，我只有一个念头，一个目标——活下去，活下去且有朝一日重返家园。
The island held many dangers.To live,I had to make myself more than what I was,to forge myself into a weapon.这座岛上危机四伏。
为了生存，我不断突破自己，将自己打造成一柄利器。
I am returning not the boy who was shipwrecked,but the man who will bring justice t o those who have poisoned my city.My name is Oliver Queen.现在踏上归途的我，已不是那个遇难的男孩，而是一个为我饱受荼毒的城市带来正义的男人。
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——Sherlock HolmesSHERLOCKSeason One Episode One — A Study in Pink口语及新鲜说法我想显得精神点——Sherlock HolmesI refreshed it a bit.物是人非了你没想到吧Bit different from my day. You've no ideaHow do you feel about the violin?对不起什么?I'm sorry, what?我在想事情时会拉小提琴有时I play the violin when I'm thinking and sometimes 一天都不讲话你介意吗?I don't talk for days on end. Would that bother you? 做室友应该知道对方的缺点Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other.你把我的事告诉他了You told him about me?一个字都没提Not a word.那谁告诉你室友这回事?Who said anything about flatmates?我本人今早我告诉麦克I did. Told Mike this morning我这种人找个室友多困难that I must be a difficult man to find a flatmate for. 刚过午饭他就来了Now here he is just after lunch带来一个老朋友显然刚在with an old friend clearly just home from阿富汗军队服役过并不难猜到吧military service in Afghanistan. Wasn't a difficult leap.你怎么知道阿富汗的事?How did you know about Afghanistan?我找到了伦敦市中心的一个好地方Got my eye on a nice little place in central London. 价格我们一起能负担得起We ought to be able to afford it.明晚7点整在那里碰头We'll meet there tomorrow evening, seven o'clock. 抱歉我真健忘Sorry, got to dash.把鞭子留在停尸间了I think I left my riding crop in the mortuary.这表示?Is that it? 表示什么?Is that what?我们才刚见面We've only just met就要一起找房子?and we're going to go and look at a flat?有问题吗?Problem?我们彼此一无所知We don't know a thing about each other.不知道约在哪里见I don't know where we're meeting,甚至也不知道你的名字I don't even know your name.我知道你是军医刚从阿富汗I know you're an Army doctor and you've been被遣送回国invalided home from Afghanistan.你有一个哥哥很关心你You've got a brother worried about you你却不愿意得到他的帮助but you won't go to him for help because you don't 你对他不满也许因为他嗜酒approve of him, possibly because he's an alcoholic, 更有可能是他刚抛弃了他老婆more likely because he recently walked out on his wife.我也知道医生认为你And I know that your therapist thinks your患有伤残心理后遗症恐怕这诊断很对limp's psychosomatic, quite correctly, I'm afraid.作为室友这些够了吧?That's enough to be going on with, don't you think? 我的名字叫夏洛克·福尔摩斯The name's Sherlock Holmes那里的地址是贝克街221Band the address is 221B Baker Street.下午好Afternoon.是的他一直都这样Yeah, he's always like that.(短信)Messages- Received——Sherlock Holmes(发送成功)Messages-sent(如果哥哥有绿色梯子就逮捕他夏·福)If brother has green ladder arrest brother. SH(搜索)search(夏洛克·福尔摩斯)Sherlock Holmes(贝克街威斯敏斯特)BAKER STREET W CITY OF WESTMINSTER你好Hello福尔摩斯先生请叫我夏洛克Ah - Mr Holmes. Sherlock, please.这里位置很好应该非常贵Well, this is a prime spot. Must be expensive.房东赫德森太太给了我特价Mrs Hudson, the landlady - she's given me a special deal.欠我一个人情几年之前Owes me a favour. A few years back,她丈夫在弗罗里达被判处无期徒刑her husband got himself sentenced to death in Florida.我出了点力I was able to help out.所以你让她丈夫免于死刑?Sorry - you stopped her husband being executed?没有我指证了他Oh, no, I ensured it.夏洛克Sherlock赫德森太太约翰·华生医生Mrs Hudson, Dr John Watson.你好进来Hello. Come in.谢谢请进吧Thank you. Shall we...?这里还挺不错Well, this could be very nice.确实很棒very nice indeed是的Yes. 对我也这样觉得Yes, I think so, my thoughts precisely.所以我就直接搬进来了So I went straight ahead and moved in.只要把这些垃圾清理出去...Soon as we get all this rubbish cleaned out...所以这都是... 好吧So this is all... Well,我可以把它们放放好obviously I can erm... straighten things up a bit.这是个骷髅我的朋友That's a skull. Friend of mine.我说的朋友是...When I say friend...你觉得如何华生医生?What do you think, then, Dr Watson?楼上还有一个卧室There's another bedroom upstairs,如果你们需要两间卧室的话if you'll be needing two bedrooms.当然需要两间Of course we'll be needing two.别担心的这里什么人都有Oh, don't worry, there's all sorts round here.隔壁特勒太太家那对还结婚了呢Mrs Turner next door's got.夏洛克看看弄的多乱Oh... Sherlock The mess you've made.昨晚在网上搜索了你I looked you up on the internet last night.有什么有趣的发现吗?Anything interesting?找到了你的网站"演绎法研究"Found your website. The Science of Deduction.你觉得如何?What did you think?你说可以从领带看出一个软件设计师You said you could identify a software designer by his tie从大拇指看出一个飞行员and an airline pilot by his left thumb?是的Yes.我从你的脸和腿上——Sherlock HolmesAnd I can read your military career看出你军人的经历in your face and your leg,从你的手机上看出你兄弟酗酒and your brother's drinking habits on your mobile phone.怎么看?How?这些自杀是怎么回事夏洛克?What about these suicides then, Sherlock?我想你会感兴趣吧I thought that'd be right up your street.3起一模一样的案件Three exactly the same.4起Four.第4起发生了而且这次There's been a fourth. And there's something有些不一样第4起?different this time. A fourth?在哪里?Where?布莱克斯顿劳里斯顿花园Brixton, Lauriston Gardens.这次有什么不同?What's new about this one?要不你也不会专程来You wouldn't have come to me肯定有些反常之处otherwise there was somethin different.之前受害人从不留信息这次有了You know how they never leave notes? Yeah. This one did.你来吗?Will you come?这次谁负责取证? 安德森Who's on forensics? Anderson.我和他相处不好He doesn't work well with me.反正他不会是你助手Well, he won't be your assistant.我需要一个助手I NEED an assistant. 你来吗?Will you come?不坐警车我要跟在后面Not in a police car, I'll be right behind.谢谢Thank you.太棒了耶Brilliant Yes起连环自杀这次还有遗言Four serial suicides, and now a note.圣诞节到了啊赫德森太太Oh, it's Christmas. Mrs Hudson,我会迟点来可能需要准备点食物I'll be late. Might need some food.我是你的房东亲爱的不是管家I'm your landlady, dear, not your housekeeper.冷的也行约翰喝杯茶Something cold will do. John, have a cup of tea,把这儿当自己家make yourself at home.别等我Don't wait up看看他就知道就知道往外跑Look at him, dashing about...我丈夫也一样My husband was just the same.看的出来你是很沉稳的类型But you're more the sitting-down type, I can tell.我给你倒杯茶歇歇你的腿I'll make you that cuppa, you rest your leg.它娘的腿对不起抱歉Damn my leg Sorry, I'm so sorry -有时候这些操蛋的事儿...It's just sometimes this bloody thing...我明白亲爱的我髋骨也不好I understand, dear, I've got a hip.一杯茶就好了谢谢就说一次亲爱的Cup of tea'd be lovely. Thank you. Just this once, dear,我不是管家I'm not your housekeeper.再来两块饼干如果有的话Couple of biscuits too, if you've got 'em.我不是你管家哦——Sherlock HolmesNot your housekeeper(雷斯垂德探长负责调查)DI Lestrade, in charge of the investigation你是个医生You're a doctor.而且是个军医In fact you're an Army doctor.是的Yes.干的好吗?Any good?非常出色Very good.那你一定见过很多伤口惨死的尸体Seen a lot of injuries, then. Violent deaths.是的Well, yes.也很难受吧我想?Bit of trouble too, I bet?当然一辈子的都见过了太多了Of course. Yes. Enough for a lifetime, far too much. 想再看多些吗?Want to see some more?上帝啊好的Oh, God, yes.对不起赫德森太太不喝茶了Sorry Mrs Hudson, I'll skip the tea. Off out.你们都不喝了?Both of you?不可能的自杀案件? 四起?Impossible suicides? Four of them?没理由坐在家里了No point sitting at home人生终于有乐趣了when there's finally something fun going on死人了你这么开心不像话Look at you, all happy. It's not decent.管他像不像话Who cares about decent?游戏开始了赫德森太太The game, Mrs Hudson, is on出租车Taxi 好吧你有问题要问OK, You've got questions...是的我们去哪里?Yeah, where are we going?犯罪现场下个问题?Crime scene. Next?你是谁你的职业是什么?Who are you, what do you do?你觉得呢?What do you think?我会猜...私家侦探可是?I'd say... private detective. But?警察不会去找私家侦探But the police don't go to private detectives.我是个"咨询侦探" 世界唯一的I'm a consulting detective. Only one in the world,这工作是我发明的I invented the job.那是什么? 每当警察What does that mean? Means when the police找不到方向他们经常都这样are out of their depth, which is always,他们会咨询我they consult me.警察不会咨询外行的The police don't consult amateurs.我昨天遇到你时When I met you for the first time yesterday,提到了阿富汗和伊拉克你看起来很惊讶I said Afghanistan or Iraq. You looked surprised.是的你怎么知道?Yes, how DID you know?我不是知道是观察到的I didn't know, I saw.你的发型举止是军人的风格'Your haircut, the way you hold yourself says military.而你说的话物是人非了'But your conversation... ' Bit different from my day. 说明在巴兹医学院学习过.. said trained at Barts -所以很明显是军医——Sherlock Holmesso Army doctor, obvious.你的脸晒的比较黑'Your face is tanned...可手腕却没晒黑'but no tan above the wrists.所以你曾去过国外可并不是日光浴You've been abroad, but not sunbathing.你的走路时跛的厉害'Your limp's really bad when you walk,却宁愿站着不要椅子but you don't ask for a chair when you stand -完全忘了伤残that you forgot about it所以至少有点身心障碍'so it's at least partly psychosomatic.也说明因为你的伤口'That says the original circumstances of the injury 是外伤were traumatic -'战场上受伤战场上受伤wounded in action then. Wounded in action,苏丹阿富汗或者是伊拉克suntan - Afghanistan or Iraq.你说我有个治疗师You said I had a therapist.你有伤残心理障碍You've got a psychosomatic limp,当然会有治疗师of course you've got a therapist.然后是你的哥哥因为电话Then there's your brother. Your phone.它很贵能发邮件听音乐'It's expensive, e-mail enabled, MP player. '而你穷到要和人合租And you're looking for a flatshare.所以不是你买的是个礼物You wouldn't buy this - it's a gift.划痕不只一条很多很多'Scratches. Not one, many over time -'一定是和钥匙和硬币放一个口袋it's been in the same pocket as keys and coins.你不会对自己的奢侈品这样You wouldn't treat your one luxury item like this, 所以它之前还有主人so it's had a previous owner.下一点就很简单了你应该知道了Next bit's easy. You know it already.刻的字?The engraving?哈利·华生Harry Watson.明显是你家人送你的电话Clearly a family member who's given you his old phone.不是你父亲这东西是年轻人玩的Not your father, this is a young man's gadget.有可能是表兄弟可你是个Could be a cousin, but you're a war hero无家可归的战斗英雄who can't find a place to live -不像是大家族里的人unlikely you've got an extended family,所以是近亲那就是兄弟了not one you're close to. So brother it is.然后是克拉若?Now, Clara, who's Clara?3个吻代表是浪漫的纪念Three kisses says it's a romantic attachment.这个价格应该是老婆送的不是女朋友The expense of the phone says wife, not girlfriend. 应该是最近给的Must have given it to him recently,大概6用了个月it's only six months old.婚姻出现问题了6个月他就送人了Marriage in trouble then - six months on he's given it away.如果是她甩他也许他会留作纪念If she'd left HIM, he would have kept it. Sentiment. 不他想扔掉是他甩她No, he wanted rid of it. He left HER.他把手机给你是希望和你保持联系He gave the phone to you, so he wants you to stay in touch.你在找便宜的房子You're looking for cheap accommodation,却不向你兄弟求助——Sherlock Holmesbut you're not going to your brother for help -所以你和他之前有问题that says you've got problems with him.也许你喜欢他老婆也许讨厌他喝酒Maybe you liked his wife, or don't like his drinking. 那你怎么知道他喝酒的事?How can you possibly know about the drinking?胡乱猜的不过挺准Shot in the dark. Good one, though.电源插口周围有一些磨损Power connection - tiny little scuff marks round it. 所以他每晚想插进去充电可手却在发抖Every night he plugs it in but his hands are shaking. 这在清醒人的手机上是不会出现的You never see those marks on a sober man's phone, 每个酗酒的人都有never see a drunk's without them.好吧你也说对了There you go, you were right.我对了哪里说对了?I was right? Right about what?警察不会咨询外行The police don't consult amateurs.这...太神奇了That... was amazing.你这样觉得? 当然了Do you think so? Of course it was.了不起真的很了不起It was extraordinary, it was quite extraordinary.别人通常不会这么说That's not what people normally say.别人一般怎么说?What do people normally say?滚开Piss off我有哪里猜错了吗?Did I get anything wrong?哈利和我关系不好从来没好过Harry and me don't get on, never have,卡拉若和哈利三个月之前分手Clara and Harry split up three months ago他们在闹离婚and they're getting a divorce, 哈利是酗酒的人and Harry is a drinker.那全中没想到所有都猜中了Spot on, then. I didn't expect to be right about everything.哈利是哈莉叶的爱称Harry's short for Harriet.哈利是你的姐妹Harry's your sister.我到底来这儿做什么?Look, what exactly am I supposed to be doing here? 姐妹Sister老实讲我到底来这里做什么?No - seriously, what am I doing here?总要出点错There's always something.你好怪胎我找雷斯垂德探长Hello, freak I'm here to see Detective Inspector Lestrade.为什么?Why?他请我来的I was invited.为什么? 我想他想让我看看Why? I think he wants me to take a look.好吧你知道我想什么吗?Well, you know what I think, don't you?当然莎莉Always Sally.我知道你昨天连家都没有回I even know you didn't make it home last night.我没有...这位是谁?I don't... Who's this?我的同事华生医生Colleague of mine, Dr Watson.华生医生莎莉·多诺万警官Dr Watson, Sergeant Sally Donovan.老朋友Old friend.同事? 你竟然有同事?A colleague? How do YOU get a colleague?他会跟踪你到家吗?Did he follow you home?——Sherlock Holmes如果我出去等是不是比较好...Would it be better if I just waited...别No.怪胎来了我带他进去Freak's here. Bringing him in.啊安德森又见面了Ah, Anderson. Here we are again.这是犯罪现场不许污染它It's a crime scene. I don't want it contaminated.明白了吗?Are we clear on that?非常明白Quite clear.你老婆很久不回家了吗?And is your wife away for long?别装做是你推理出来的Oh, don't pretend you worked that out.有人告诉你吧Somebody told you that.你的除臭剂告诉我的Your deodorant told me that.我的除臭剂?My deodorant?是男士用的It's for men.当然了我喷的当然是男用的Well, of course it's for men - I'm wearing it.和多诺万警官身上的一样So's Sergeant Donovan.味道突然消失了我能进吗?Ooh... I think it just vaporised. May I go in?听着不管你在暗示什么...Ah, look. Whatever you're trying to imply...我什么都没说我相信莎莉只是I'm not implying anything. I'm sure Sally came round来和你聊聊天顺便就过夜了for a nice little chat, and just happened to stay over. 我猜她还帮你擦了地And I assume she scrubbed your floors,从她膝盖看出来的going by the state of her knees.你得穿一件这个You'll need to wear one of these.这是谁?Who's this?我的人He's with me.可他是谁? 我说他是我的人But who is he? I said he's with me.你不穿一件吗?Aren't you going to put one on?现场在哪? 楼上So where are we? Upstairs.我给你两分钟的时间I can give you two minutes.也许需要久一点May need longer.信用卡上显示她叫詹妮弗·温森Her name's Jennifer Wilson according to her credit cards,我们在用它寻找确切联系地址we're running them now for contact details.尸体在这里并不久Hasn't been here long.小孩们发现的Some kids found her.住嘴Shut up.我什么都没说I didn't say anything.你在思考干扰了我You were thinking. It's annoying.(左撇子)Left Handed(RACHE 德文名词复仇)RACHE German revenge(人名: 瑞秋)Rachel(湿润)wet(干燥)dry(湿润)wet(干净)Clean(干净)clean(干净)clean——Sherlock Holmes(脏)dirty(婚姻不睦: 10年以上)Unhappily married 10+ years(干净)clean(一面干净一面脏)dirty(经常脱下)regularly removed(多次通奸)serial adulterer发现什么了吗?Got anything?不太多Not much.她是德国人She's German.RACHE在德文中是复仇的意思Rache. It's German for revenge.她是想告诉我们什么She could be trying to tell us something...谢谢您的参与Yes, thank you for your input.所以她是德国人? 当然不是So she's German? Of course she's not.她是外地来的She's from out of town though.她准备在回卡迪夫前Intended to stay in London for one night在伦敦呆一晚上这很明显before returning home to Cardiff. So far, so obvious. 抱歉明显?Sorry - obvious?那这个信息是什么?What about the message though?华生医生你认为呢?Dr Watson, what do you think?信息?Of the message?是尸体你是学医的Of the body. You're a medical man.我们外面有整队人马We have a whole team right outside.他们不为我工作They won't work with me.我排除万难让你来这里I'm breaking every rule letting YOU in here... 是的...因为你需要我Yes... because you need me.是的我需要Yes, I do.上帝保佑God help me.华生医生?Dr Watson Hm?像他说的那样请自便Oh, do as he says. Help yourself.安德森让大家离开几分钟Anderson, keep everyone out for a couple of minutes...好吧? 我来这里做什么?Well? What am I doing here?帮我理清头绪我只想Helping me make a point. I'm supposed to分担你的房租这个有趣多了be helping you pay the rent. This is more fun.有趣?一个女人躺在这里死掉了Fun? There's a woman lying dead.分析很准确不过希望你再深入点Perfectly sound analysis, but I WAS hoping you'd go deeper.好吧Yeah...可能是窒息死亡晕过去了Asphyxiation, probably. Passed out,被自己的呕吐物塞住choked on her own vomit.身上没有酒味Can't smell any alcohol on her.应该是突然发作可能是药物It could have been a seizure. Possibly drugs.你知道怎么回事你看了报纸You know what it was, you've read the papers.她是自杀者之一第4个Well, she's one of the suicides. The fourth...?夏洛克你说两分钟发现了些什么Sherlock - two minutes, I said, I need anything you got.受害者年近30 专业人士Victim is in her late 30s. Professional person,从她的衣着判断——Sherlock Holmesgoing by her clothes -我猜是传媒界的人I'm guessing the media,穿着显眼的粉色going by the frankly alarming shade of pink.她从卡迪夫而来Travelled from Cardiff today intending准备呆一晚从箱子大小可以看出to stay in London one night from the size of her suitcase.箱子? 箱子是的Suitcase? Suitcase, Yes.她结婚至少10年了但并不愉快She's been married at least ten years, but not happily. 她有一连串的情人She's had a string of lovers但没人知道她结婚了but none of them knew she was married.看在上帝的份上你是顺口说说的Oh, for God's sake, if you're just making this up...她的婚戒至少10有年历史了Her wedding ring. Ten years old at least.她其它的饰品都很干净The rest of her jewellery has been regularly cleaned, 唯独婚戒不是but not her wedding ring.这就是她的婚史State of her marriage right there里面比外面亮The inside is shinier than the outside.说明经常被摘掉That means its regularyly removed只有在她摘掉时The only polishing it gets is才算被擦拭一次when she works it off her finger.不是为工作看她的指甲It's not for work, look at her nails.她不用手工作She doesn't work with her hands那为什么要脱去婚戒?so who does she remove her rings for?不只有一个情人她不能Not one lover, she'd never sustain 假装单身那么久the fiction of being single for that long所以更可能有一长串人厉害so more likely a string of them. Brilliant.抱歉卡迪夫?Sorry. Cardiff?很明显不是吗?It's obvious, isn't it?对我来说不明显It's not obvious to me.上帝啊你们小脑瓜里到底装了什么Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains, 一定很无聊看她的外套it must be so boring. Her coat -有一点潮湿it's slightly damp,一定是在最近几个小时内遭遇了暴雨she's been in heavy rain the last few hours -伦敦这段时间都没下雨no rain anywhere in London in that time.大衣领背面也湿了Under her coat collar is damp too.她把它翻起来挡雨She's turned it up against the wind.她口袋里有雨伞可却是干的没用过She's got an umbrella in her pocket but it's dry and unused.不只有风是强风大到不能打伞Not just wind, strong wind - too strong to use her umbrella.从她的箱子里We know from her suitcase看出她准备过夜that she was intending to stay overnight但是她的旅程没超过两三个小时but she can't have travelled more than two or three hours因为外套还没干because her coat still hasn't dried.所以哪里刚刚有暴雨So - where has there been heavy rain有强风且在两三小时旅程内?——Sherlock Holmesand strong wind within the radius of that travel time? 卡迪夫Cardiff.太棒了你知道你大声说出来了吗? Fantastic. Do you know you do that out loud?抱歉我闭嘴没..关系Sorry, I'll shut up. No, it's... fine.为什么你一直说旅行箱?Why do you keep saying suitcase?是的它在哪儿?Yes, where is it?电话里或是记事本上一定有She must have had a phone or an organiser.找找瑞秋这个人她写的是瑞秋?Find out who Rachel is. She was writing Rachel?不她用德语留了句愤怒遗言No, she was leaving an angry note in German -当然她写的是瑞秋不可能是其他词of course she was writing Rachel, no other word it can be.问题是为什么要等到the question is Why did she wait临死时来写?until she was dying to write it?你怎么知道她有箱子?How do you know she had a suitcase?她的右后跟和小腿肚有泥浆的痕迹Tiny splash marks on her right heel and calf左边却没有not present on the left.从泥点的图案可以看出She was dragging a wheeled suitcase behind her她右手拉着一个带轮子的箱子with her right hand, by that splash pattern.以泥点分布来看是略小的箱子Smallish case, going by the spread.这么小的箱子对穿衣这么讲究的女士来说Case that size, woman this clothes-conscious -只够呆一晚could only be an overnight bag所以我知道她只带一晚so we know she was staying one night. 它在哪里你们拿去做了什么?Where is it, what have you done with it?这里没箱子There wasn't a case.再说一遍Say that again.这里没箱子什么箱子都没有There wasn't a case. There was never any suitcase. 箱子有人找到一个箱子吗Suitcase Did anyone find a suitcase?房子里有箱子吗?Was there a suitcase in this house?先生这里没有箱子Sir, there was no case可他们是自己服毒的吞了药But they take the poison themselves, swallow the pills.这个很明显你们怎么会找不到There are clear signs, even you lot couldn't miss them.好吧谢谢那...Right, thanks. And...?所有案子都是谋杀我不知道方法It's murder, all of them. I don't know how.他们不是自杀是连环谋杀But they're not suicides, they're serial killings.我们要寻找一个连环杀手We've got a serial killer.太好了I love it.总算有所期待了There's always something to look forward to.你凭什么这样说?Why are you saying that?她的箱子拜托她的箱子呢?Her case Come on, where is her case?自己吃掉了吗?Did she eat it有其他人在现场带走了她的箱子Someone else was here, and they took her case.所以杀手一定是开车到这儿So the killer must have driven here.把箱子忘在车里了Forgot the case was in the car.——Sherlock Holmes她有可能已经订好酒店放在里面了She could have checked into a hotel, left it there.不没去酒店看她的头发No, she's never got to the hotel. look at her hair.口红和鞋都是一样颜色She colour-coordinates her lipstick and her shoes.她不可能离开酒店She'd never have left any hotel如果头发还那么...with her hair still looking...夏洛克? 怎么了?Sherlock? What is it, what?连环杀手总是很难对付Serial killers, always hard.必须等着他们自己犯错You have to wait for them to make a mistake.我们不能干等着!We can't just wait!不用再等了看看她好好看Oh, we're done waiting. Look at her, really look!总部错误找到了调查卡迪夫那边Houston, we have a mistake. Get on to Cardiff.去找詹妮弗·威尔森的家人和朋友.Find out who Jennifer Wilson's family and friends were.去找瑞秋Find Rachel当然了好的但到底是什么错?Of course, yeah - but what mistake?!粉色Pink!快干活吧...Let's get on with it...他走了He's gone.谁? 夏洛克·福尔摩斯?Who, Sherlock Holmes?是啊他就那么走了他总是这样Yeah, he just took off. He does that.他会回来吗? 看来不会了Is he coming back? Didn't look like it.好吧Right. 好吧...Right...不好意思我现在是在哪里?Yes. Sorry, where am I?布莱克斯顿Brixton.你知道该去哪里打车吗?Do you know where I could get a cab?因为...It's just er...呃...well -我的腿my leg.去主干道打车吧Try the main road.谢谢Thanks.但你不是他的朋友But you're not his friend.他根本没有朋友He doesn't HA VE friends.那你是谁?So who are you?我...我谁也不是我才刚认识他I'm... I'm nobody. I just met him.好吧那我建议你离他远点OK, bit of advice then. Stay away from that guy.为什么?Why?你知道他为什么来这里吗?You know why he's here?没有任何报酬什么也没有He's not paid or anything.他喜欢这种场景能让他兴奋He likes it. He gets off on it.罪案越离奇他就越兴奋你知道吗?The weirder the crime, the more he gets off. And you know what?总有一天探案会无法满足他One day just showing up won't be enough.总有一天我们会围着一具尸体One day we'll be standing round a body夏洛克·福尔摩斯就是始作俑者——Sherlock Holmesand Sherlock Holmes will be the one that put it there.为什么要那么做?Why would he do that?因为他精神变态Because he's a psychopath.精神变态很容易无聊Psychopaths get bored.多诺万来了Donovan! Coming.离夏洛克·福尔摩斯远一点Stay away from Sherlock Holmes.出租车出租车...Taxi! Taxi...喂?Hello?你左边的大楼上有架监控摄像头There is a security camera on the building to your left.看到了吗?Do you see it?'你是哪位?Who's this?哪位?Who's speaking?看到摄像头了吗华生医生?Do you see the camera, Dr Watson?是的我看到了看着...Yeah, I see it. Watch...街对面的大楼上有另一个摄像头看到了吗? There's another camera on the building opposite you. Do u see it?最后一个你右手边大楼的顶层And finally, at the top of the building on your right. 你是怎么做到的?How are you doing this?上车华生医生'Get into the car, Dr Watson.我本可以威胁你'I would make some sort of threat,但你一定很清楚自己的处境but I'm sure your situation is quite clear to you. '你好嗨Hello. Hi. 你叫什么名字?What's your name, then?呃...安西娅Er... Anthea.是你的真名吗? 不是Is that your real name? No.我叫约翰I'm John.我知道Yes. I know.我有必要问问这是去哪吗?Any point in asking... where I'm going?毫无必要None at all...约翰John.好吧OK.坐下吧约翰Have a seat, John.你知道我有手机的You know, I've got a phone.摄像头那招是很妙I mean, very clever and all that,但是...but er...打电话给我就行you could just phone me.到我手机上On my phone.要想避开夏洛克·福尔摩斯的眼睛When one is avoiding the attention of Sherlock Holmes,就该学会谨慎所以在此见面one learns to be discreet, hence this place.你的腿一定很疼坐下吧Your leg must be hurting you. Sit down.我不想坐下I don't want to sit down.你不怎么害怕啊You don't seem very afraid.你也不怎么吓人You don't seem very frightening.——Sherlock Holmes没错...Yes...军人的勇敢The bravery of the soldier.勇敢是愚蠢最好听的代言词你说呢?Bravery is by far the kindest word for stupidity, don't u think?你和夏洛克·福尔摩斯什么关系?What is your connection to Sherlock Holmes?没关系我们几乎不认识我昨天才遇到他I don't have one. I barely know him, I met him... yesterday.才一天工夫你们就同居了Mmm, and since yesterday you've moved in with him现在还一起查案and now you're solving crimes together.这周末是不是就该好事将近了?Might we expect a happy announcement by the end of the week?你是谁? 利益相关者Who are you? An interested party.对夏洛克? 为什么?Interested in Sherlock? Why?我猜你们不是朋友I'm guessing you're not friends.你也见过他你想他能有几个朋友?You've met him. How many friends do you imagine he has?我是夏洛克能拥有的I'm the closest thing to a friend最近乎朋友的存在你指什么?that Sherlock Holmes is capable of having And what's that?敌人敌人?An enemy. An enemy?在他看来我绝对是敌人In HIS mind, certainly.如果你问他他会说我是他的魔王If you were to ask him, he'd probably say his arch-enemy.他喜欢把事情搞得戏剧化He does love to be dramatic.哟谢天谢地你没这毛病Well, thank God YOU'RE above all that.我没打扰你吧I hope I'm not distracting you.一点也没打扰Not distracting me at all.你打算继续和夏洛克·福尔摩斯合作下去?Do you plan to continue your association with Sherlock Holmes?也许说的不对...I could be wrong...但我觉得这不关你事but I think that's none of your business.很难说真不关你事It could be. It really couldn't.如果你真的搬进...If you DO move into, erm...贝克街221B号.. 221B Baker Street,我将非常乐意行方便I'd be happy to pay you a meaningful sum定期付你可观报酬of money on a regular basis to ease your way.为什么?Why?因为你不富有Because you're not a wealthy man.交换条件是?In exchange for what?提供信息Information.绝不会侵犯隐私绝不会让你为难Nothing indiscreet. Nothing you'd feel... uncomfortable with.只需告诉我他在干什么为什么?Just tell me what he's up to. Why?我常常为他担心I worry about him. Constantly.你可真好人That's nice of you.但出于种种原因But I would prefer for various reasons希望你对此事守口如瓶that my concern go unmentioned,。
查莉成长日记中英台词对照版S01E01GoodLuckCharlie
好运查理/查莉成长日记/Good Luck Charlie第一季第一集 S01E01 Study Date Hi, Charlie, there you are.嗨 Charlie 快看看你Nine months old and look how cute you are.才九个月大多可爱啊And look how cute I am.再看看我多么可爱啊It's your big sister Teddy here,我是你的姐姐TeddyAnd I'm making this video diary我在拍视频日记To help you survive our...来帮你立足于我们这个Special family.特别的家Oh, hey. Looks like dad taught you how to eat bananas.嗨看来老爹已经教了你怎么吃香蕉了Oh, and there's mom,哦这是妈妈Looking lovelier than ever this morning.今天早上看起来最可爱了Not in the mood.没那心情和你开玩笑Okay. I think you've had enough bananas.好了我觉得你已经吃够香蕉了So we're switching to sweet peas!我们改吃点甜豌豆吧You're gonna love them. Look, mommy thinks they're so yummy.你会喜欢吃的快看妈妈认为它们很美味哦Very smart. Always make mommy try it first, okay?非常聪明一定要让妈妈先尝懂吗Oh, and there's your older brother PJ哦那是你的大哥 PJDoing today's homework at the last minute as usual. 像往常一样在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业It's not today's homework.这才不是今天的家庭作业This is yesterday's homework.这是昨天的家庭作业There's a chance you two will be你可能有机会和你哥哥in high school together.一起念高中哦Oh, and there's dad preparing for another day's work. 哦那是爸爸在准备下一天的工作He kills bugs for a living.他靠杀虫来赚钱Honey, come on. we've been through this.宝贝拜托我们已经说过这个了I don't kill bugs.我不是杀虫I'm a pest control specialist.我是害虫防治专家Either way...还不都是得So now you've met the whole family.现在你已经见过所有家庭成员啦Forgetting somebody?忘记某人了吧Gabe! no no no. I didn't forget about you.Gabe 不是不是的我没有忘记你I was just saving the best for last.我只是打算拿你来压轴Charlie, that was your younger older brother Gabe. Charlie 那是你的小哥哥GabeYou want to say something to Charlie?你想对Charlie说点什么吗You ruined my life.你毁了我的生活Okay, so it's taking Gabe a little bit longer好了看来Gabe还需要点时间To get used to you. You were kind of a surprise. 来适应你因为你有点像个惊喜I thought surprises were supposed to be good.我还以为惊喜是好事呢And... cut.好了就到这里了Okay, gang, listen up.好了大家听着I'm going back to work tonight at the hospital我今晚要回到医院工作For the first time since Charlie was born,这是从Charlie出生后我第一次上班So I want everyone to stay at home所以我想让你们今晚全都留在家- and help dad with the baby. - Wait-- no, mom.- 帮你爸爸照顾宝宝 - 等下不行妈妈I'm not gonna be here tonight.我今晚不能待在家里I have a study date at the library.我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了Don't you mean "studly" date...你的意思是借学习之机With Spencer?和Spencer约会吧Oh, save it for your pillow.哦留着亲你的枕头吧I'm sorry, Teddy, but you're just gonna have to reschedule. 我很抱歉 Teddy 但是你得重新安排你的计划But, dad--但是爸爸- Bob! - Uh, dad's not available right now.- Bob - 嗯爸爸现在也不管用了Mom, don't take this the wrong way,妈妈别误会我的意思But why did you guys have to have another baby?但是你们为什么非得生第四个宝宝呢Well, because three kids was just too easy.那个嘛因为三个孩子太好养了Three's for quitters.胆小鬼才只生三个And Teddy, you know better than to scheduleTeddy 你已经懂事了不至于去和a study date with a boy I've never met.一个我从来没见过的男生约会一起学习吧Come on. as dad, it's my responsibility拜托作为你的爸爸to know every detail of my kids' lives.知道我孩子的每个生活细节是我的责任Oh yeah?是吗What school do I go to?那我的学校校名是什么Um-- the one named after that president.嗯和某个总统名字一样Hey, you know what? I've got to drive you kids to school. 嗨快点吧我得开车送你们去学校了- Let's go. - Wait, I haven't had breakfast yet.- 我们走吧 - 等下我还没吃早饭呢- Come on, let's go. - Most important meal of the day- 快点我们走 - 一天中最重要的一餐- Never got it. - Let's go!- 我从没吃到过 - 我们走吧- I've gotta get you to... Roosevelt? - Lincoln.- 我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢 - 是林肯小学Got it.记住了Day's all burnt toast生活搞得一团糟Running late, and dad says就要迟到爸爸在叫Has anybody seen my left shoe我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到I close my eyes, take a bite我闭上双眼咬口早餐Grab a ride, laugh out loud跳上车子放声大笑There it is up on the roof就在这里我们的家I've been there, I've survived我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过So just take my advice所以听取我的建议Hang in there, baby, things are crazy宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈But I know your future is bright可是我知道你会有美好未来Hang in there, Baby宝贝不要放弃There is no maybe不要怀疑Everything turns out all right一切终会如你所愿Sure life is up and down生活有悲有喜But trust me, it comes back all around 可是请相信我坚持就有好结果You're gonna love who you turn out to be 你会喜欢将来的你Hang in there, Baby宝贝不要放弃Bob honey, I'm leaving for work!Bob 亲爱的我去上班了Okay, honey, here's Charlie's schedule. 好了老公这是Charlie的生活安排It tells you when to feed her,这上面写着什么时候喂她When to change her and when to put her down.什么时候换尿布什么时候睡觉Sweetheart, would you relax?宝贝放轻松Big daddy's got this all under control.一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Okay, just because that's on your barbecue apron 好了不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Doesn't make it true.你就真当自己全能了Now if charlie gets fussy,如果Charlie哭闹了her rubber ducky will calm her down.她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来They're all over the place. Please be careful-- 它们到处都是拜托你小心点- They're all over the place. - Honey...- 它们到处都是 - 亲爱的You seem to forget I was fully involved你似乎忘记了我已经事无巨细地in the raising of three kids.养育了三个孩子Oh, yeah? When's my birthday?哦是吗我生日是什么时候- July twelfth. - November twenty third.- 5月12号 - 11月23号Got it.记住了Good luck, Charlie.祝你好运 CharlieMwah! Bye.拜拜Bye.拜拜Hey, dad?嗨爸爸- Yeah? - I have a homework question.- 什么事 - 我有个家庭作业的问题问你Okay, fire away.好吧说吧Can the average human lick his own armpit? 一般人能舔到自己的腋窝吗- Yeah. - Thanks.- 可以 - 谢了So what was that, like a science question? 那是什么作业科学问题吗Nope.不是I'll get it. I'll get it.我来开门我来开门I'll get it. Nobody else get it!我来开门其他人都不许碰- Hi. - Hi.- 你好 - 你好Hi!好啊I'm Teddy's dad.我是Teddy的爸爸Nice to meet you, sir.很高兴见到你先生Uh, Spencer and I are studying嗯 Spencer和我要学习了- for our biology test tomorrow. - Are you, now? - 我们得准备明天的生物测验 - 真的吗Yes. yes, we are, so can everyone please leave? 是的没错所以请大家都离开好吗Not you.除了你- Teddy. - Yeah?- Teddy - 什么事I thought your mom said no study date.我记得你妈说过今天不许学习约会的Yeah, at the library.是啊不能在图书馆Oh, right.哦是的Okay, so then you've talked to her about this? 那么你和她说了在家里学习的事吗Of course I did.我当然说了I mean, I'm-- I'm pretty sure I did.我的意思是我我非常确定我说过了It's just I talk to so many different people只不过我每天和那么多人about so many different things.说那么多不同的事Why is there a giant bug in your house?你们家为什么要摆个这么巨大的虫子在这That, my friend,朋友那个is the jerusalem cricket,叫做沙螽Better known to the layman as the potato bug. 外行通常管它叫马铃薯瓢虫- I'm an exterminator. - Here we go.- 我是个害虫专家 - 又来了Hey, have you seen my ad on local cable--嗨你看过我在本地有线电视台做的广告吗"Bob's bugs be gone"?“Bob赶走了所有害虫”Yeah, how do we make Bob be gone?是吗我们怎么才能赶走BobOkay. you've got homework to do.好吧你们要做家庭作业I've got a diaper to change.我也要去换尿布了Hers-- not mine.给她换不是我I ain't that old!我还没老到那地步呢I'm gonna be upstairs.我还是上楼去吧- Gabe-- out. - Okay, fine.- Gabe 出去 - 好吧知道了But when's that hot guy getting here?不过那个帅哥什么时候才会来啊Out!出去- Kids. - Yeah.- 真是小孩子 - 嗯Oh man, I left my book at school.哦惨了我把书忘在学校了Oh, that's okay, we can just share mine.没关系我们看一本就行- Is that okay? - Perfect.- 可以吗 - 正合我意Good,很好Cause I'm all about the learnin'.因为这一切都是为了学习- Let me just grab a pencil. - Oh yeah, I might have one. - 我去拿根铅笔 - 哦我有一根I think I left my pencils at school.我想我的铅笔忘在学校了Me too.我也是Ladies and gentlemen!女士们先生们PJ and the Vibe!有请PJ和感应乐队Wow, sounds like you live right next door哇听起来像是你就住在那个古怪的小子PJ的隔壁啊to that weird PJ kid.哇听起来像是你就住在那个古怪的小子PJ的隔壁啊Hmm. Yeah, he's not next door.嗯不过他不在隔壁He's downstairs...他在楼下And he's my brother.而且他是我哥哥Oh! oh, I'm-- I'm sorry.哦哦不好意思哈Yeah, me too.我也是Wait wait wait! stop stop!等下等下等下停停Emmett, you were supposed to open with the downbeat. Emmett 开头的时候你该用强拍的Dude, I'm percussion,伙计我演奏的是打击乐器Let me "percush"!你得让我“打击”For crying out loud, guys!拜托了两位What's up?什么事Can you please turn it down? We're trying to study.你们能小声点吗我们正在学习呢No can do, sis. There's only one level in rock 'n' roll. 不能妹妹在摇滚乐里只有一种境界And that is loud!那就是纵情高歌Whoa whoa. I think we can accommodate your little sister. 等等我想我们该体谅一下你妹妹Excuse me,拜托But the band is called PJ and the vibe.这个组合可是叫PJ和感应乐队So what, the Vibe doesn't get a say?那又如何感应乐队就没有发言权了吗I-- I'm the vibe.我我就是感应乐队Yeah, I got that.是啊看出来了Oh, so you got my vibe, huh?所以你和我产生心灵感应了哈I'm gonna be over here.我还是回去吧- Turn it down now. - You will not censor my art. - 关小声点现在 - 你不能阻挡我对艺术的追求I will not be silent!我不会安静的hey!嘿If I have come down here again,如果再逼我下来的话this gets plugged into somewhere else我就把这个插你身上Okay?明白了没Yo, who's she up there studying with anyway?对了她和谁一起学习呢Is there a second fine lady in the house?是不是又一位美女Some guy she's totally into.和她迷恋的某个男生一起I can't believe she's cheating on me.我不敢相信她居然对我不忠She's not cheating on you. She barely knows you exist.她没有对你不忠她都不知道有你这个人No, see, our relationship is just developing slowly.不对我们只是关系进展地比较慢而已- No, there is no relationship. - Yes, there is.- 不你们根本没关系 - 不我们有关系- No, it's all in your head! - no,- 没有是你自己在臆想而已 - 不it's not, 'cause even my mum know about it不是的连我妈妈都知道我们两个的关系Now then, where were we?好了我们学到哪儿了You know, actually, I think you were a little bit closer. 知道吗其实我记得你刚才坐得更近些的All right-- cellular respiration.好了细胞呼吸作用- Do you mind? - not at all.- 你介意吗 - 一点也不While we're at it--趁这个时候- What are you doing? - Oh! gabe!- 你们干吗呢 - 噢 Gabe- What do you want? - Dinner!- 你想怎么样啊 - 吃晚饭Nobody's fed me all day!一整天都没人给我做饭And I am still part of this family, right?我仍然还是这个家的一员对吧There's a half-eaten sandwich in the fridge冰箱里还有个吃了一半的三明治Knock yourself out.自己去吃吧All right. Now my brothers are all taken care of. 现在好了所有兄弟都搞定了- Good. - And there will be no more interruptions. - 太好了 - 那就再也不会有人打搅我们了- Teddy! - Oh, god!- Teddy - 哦天呐- What do you want?! - I need you- 你想干嘛 - 我需要你to watch the baby for a sec.照看下宝宝No!不No!不Nobody tells mom!谁也不准告诉妈妈Come here, Charlie.到这儿来 CharlieOh, yes.好了- Charlie's fine. - Ooh! But I'm not.- Charlie 没事 - 哦但是我有事Uh, Teddy,嗯 TeddyTell PJ to fire up the bug truck,叫PJ去发动油门I think I gotta go to the hospital.我想我得去趟医院Oh, and Teddy, you're gonna have to watch the baby. 还有 Teddy 接下来你得照顾下宝宝No! Okay.不好吧Relax, be the hospital in ten minutes放松点十分钟后就到医院Okay, just please please hurry.知道了拜托尽快Oh, wow! My butt is on fire!噢哇我的屁股像被火烧了That is so weird!真是灵异Last week, Emmett and I wrote a song上周Emmett和我写一首歌With that exact same title.正好就叫这个名字That's great, son. just please don't sing--那太好了儿子不过拜托你千万别唱- My butt is on fire! ? - Stop it.- 我的屁股像被火烧 - 别唱了It's the size of a tire!面积和轮胎一个大小Stop it!别唱了- Punch buggy! - Ow! What are you doing?!- 拳打甲壳虫 - 噢你在干嘛Could you drive, please?!拜托你好好开车行不- Hey, you want to play license plate game? - No! - 你想玩认车牌游戏吗 - 不想Michigan.密歇根州- Maybe I should go. - no!- 也许我该走了 - 不Um, she's almost done with bottle嗯她马上就喝完这瓶了And then she'll go right to sleep.然后她就会睡觉了Then we can studly-- I mean study.我们就能约会了我意思是学习Now, uh, where were we?看看我们学到哪儿了Okay.好了- Yeah. - What is cellular respiration?- 哦 - 什么是细胞呼吸作用That's when glucose and other compounds就是葡萄糖及其他化合物oxidize to produce chemical energy,发生氧化反应释放化学能- water and carbon dioxide. - Mm-hmm.- 还有水和二氧化碳 - 嗯哼Also known as poop.也被称为屁Oh, boy.哦老天Hang in there, dad.忍着点老爸Wow! Butt fire spreading.哇哦屁股火区扩散了- Where's the doctor? - I'll go see.- 医生在哪里 - 我去找找Okay, wait wait wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.等等等等等等Wait. wait. We don't want mom to know we're here, right? 等等我们可不想让妈妈发现我们在这儿是不So please be careful.所以小心点Just try and blend in.尽量别引人注意Dad, come on.老爸拜托It's hard for this to blend in.这样帅气的面庞怎么可能不引人注目Just figure something out.那就想个办法"figure something out."想个办法"figure something out."想个办法Mom!妈妈You're the doctor?你是医生吗Yes.是的I am.我是I am doctor...我是医生Shh-- Chandrasooleewan.是 Chandrasooleewan医生- Are you Indian? - We prefer to be called Native American. - 你是印第安人吗 - 我们更愿意被称为美国原住民Are you sure you're a real doctor?你真的是个医生吗You look kinda young.你看起来太年轻了You sound like my wife.你说话口气跟我老婆一样Okay, uh--好了嗯What seems to be the problem?你哪儿出问题了I have a fish hook in my lip!有个鱼钩扎在我嘴唇上了- How'd this happen? - My dad is not a very good fisherman. - 怎么搞成这样的 - 我爸爸不是很擅长钓鱼Hey, mine's not a very good walking-down-the-stairs man.嘿我爸爸不是很擅长上下楼梯So--那么I'm guessing you're a ninety seven pounder.我猜你得有九十七磅吧Hush, little baby嘘乖宝宝Go beddy-bye快睡觉Teddy wants to kiss a really cute guy.Teddy想吻那个很帅的男孩How's it going?怎么样了Well, we're getting there.不错孩子快睡着了Well well well. What have we here?啧啧啧看看这是谁啊Emmett, why are you still here?Emmett 你怎么还在这儿Well, I was looking for the kitchen,我在找厨房But I seem to have stumbled upon the ballroom.但是我好像不小心进了舞厅- hello? - Teddy, it's Mrs Dabney from next door. - 你好 - Teddy 我是你隔壁的Dabney夫人No, I have not seen your cat.没有我没看见你的猫I'm calling about your brother;我叫你是因为你弟弟He's eating me out of house and home他要把我家都吃空了Gabe! Step away from the pie!Gabe 离我的馅饼远点Okay, I'll be right there.知道了我马上来All right. spencer, I'll be back in like two minutes. 等下 Spencer 我两分钟后回来Don't go anywhere. emmett, go somewhere.千万别走 Emmett 出去走走So what do you think you're doing with my girlfriend? 你对我的女朋友有何居心She's not your girlfriend她才不是你女朋友Okay, maybe me and you need to step outside...好吧也许我们两个该到门外So you can walk me to my bike.这样你就能送我上自行车了You here to give me my sponge bath?你是来给我做海绵擦浴的吗- PJ? - Hey, mom.- PJ - 嗨妈妈What are you doing here?你在这儿干什么I'll tell you what I'm not doing here--我告诉你我不会干什么吧Giving sponge baths to big hairy guys.我不会给体毛发达的人做海绵擦浴的So, mom, what's-- what's the happs?所以妈妈有什么事吗What's--有什么Hey, honey!嗨亲爱的- Bob! - Nice work, son.- Bob - 干的漂亮儿子Okay, what's going on here?好了到底出什么事了Dad fell down the stairs and broke his butt.爸爸摔下楼梯了然后屁股开花了- You weren't holding the baby, were you? - Um, yes--- 你那时没抱着孩子吧 - 呃我本来抱着呢Then no, then yes again.然后脱手了再然后又抱着了Bob, you promised me you weren't gonna drop this one!Bob 你答应过我这个孩子不能再摔了Honey, look, it was just a little accident.亲爱的听着这只是个小小的意外而已Oh, and by the way, for the record-- an amazing catch!顺便说句我那一接太精彩了足以载入史册了I knew this was a huge mistake.我就知道我犯了个天大的错误I never should've gone back to work.我真不应该回来工作的Sweetheart, this is all gonna be okay.宝贝没事的No. no, it's not.不不才不会没事It's too hard. I can't do this.这也太难了我做不来I mean, what made me think I could go back to work full time 我意思是说我怎么会天真到以为我可以一边全职工作and take care of four kids?一边照顾好四个孩子I'm a terrible mother.我真是个糟糕的母亲No no, you're not.不不你不是的Look, if anything, I'm a horrible father.听着如果真要追究责任那也只能怪我是个糟糕的父亲I know!我知道Would you guys chill?你们两个冷静点好吗You're great parents.你们是很棒的父母Teddy, gabe and me turned out pretty good.我 Teddy Gabe现在都很不错啊Yeah, come on.是的别难过了We've got to be doing something right.我们还是做对了不少事情I mean, hey, look at this-- our son's a doctor. 我是说嘿快看我们的儿子当医生了I'm serious. With both of us working,我是认真的我们两个都得忙工作Poor little Charlie doesn't stand a chance.可怜的小Charlie就又没人照顾了Come on, no one's going solo on this.放心吧没人会让你一个人照顾的孩子的All us kids are gonna help out.我们几个小孩都会帮你的And if charlie gets a little messed up along the way, 不管Charlie成长过程中出了什么差错We can all share the blame.我们会一起承担责任的Dr Chandrasooleewan to the operating room. Chandrasooleewan医生请到手术室It never ends!真是忙个没完啊Gabe!GabeSorry about that, Mrs Dabney, but我很抱歉 Dabney夫人但是你you probably shouldn't let him in.也许不该让他进门的I didn't let him in. He crawled through the cat door. 我没让他进啊他自己从猫洞里爬进来的Gabe, is there something you want to say to Mrs Dabney? Gabe 你有什么要对Dabney夫人说的吗Yeah.有啊What are you fixing tomorrow night?你明天晚上打算做什么饭（注：fix同有做饭和修理的意思）The cat door.修理猫洞（注：fix同有做饭和修理的意思）Gonna make sure it's locked.我会保证锁好它的Okay. I think we're done here.好了我想我们要走了- Good night. - It is now.- 晚安 - 现在确实安生了All right, let's go.好了我们回家吧- What are you doing? - Oh, so now you're suddenly- 你在干嘛 - 哦现在你突然- interested in me? - gabe, you're my little brother. - 对我感兴趣了 - Gabe 你是我弟弟I've never been interested in you.我从来都没对你感过兴趣I'm kidding.我开玩笑呢What's going on?到底怎么了Ever since the baby arrived,自从这个宝宝来到世上Everyone's been ignoring me.每个人都总是忽略我I feel like I'm invisible.我觉得我成了隐形人I'm just the loser middle kid...我就是个窝囊的排行中间的孩子Like you.就像你一样Just because I'm a middle kid doesn't make me a loser. 当个排行中间的孩子并没有让我变得窝囊啊Then what does make you a loser?那是什么让你变得窝囊了I am not a loser. Okay?我不窝囊拜托And I was a baby once.我本来也是最小的And then you came along.然后你来到了这世上And I was not happy about it.开始我也不开心But then you peed on PJ and I thought,但是后来我看到你在PJ身上撒尿我就想"Hey, give the kid a shot."嘿给这个孩子一个机会吧Look, someday you're gonna feel the same way听着总有一天你会像我看待你那样a bout Charlie that I feel about you.看待Charlie的Well, how do you feel about me?那么你怎么看待我的Let's put it this way--我这么说吧The hottest guy in school is at our house right now, 全校最帅的男生现在就在我们家里And I'm here with you.而我现在却和你在一起Look how cute she is.看她多可爱啊I am warming up to her already!我已经开始对她有好感了Okay, Charlie's asleep, Gabe's playing a video game 好了 Charlie已经睡着了 Gabe在玩电子游戏And we are finally alone.我们终于可以独处了Hey, everybody!嗨大家好I have a bruised coccyx.我尾骨撞伤了Oh, come on!哦拜托That's a funny word.这个词太好玩了Coccyx!尾骨The doctor gave him pain medication. 医生给他开了止痛药Was that me? Sorry.是我放屁了吗不好意思I'm a little numb down there.我那个地方还有点麻木Uh, actually, that's my ride.其实是接我的人来了Of course it is.当然是了It's good to meet you, son.很高兴见到你小伙子Oh, good night, sweetheart.哦晚安宝贝Good night, sir.晚安先生- Good night. - Good night.- 晚安 - 晚安Coccyx!尾骨So that's how dad got my first kiss这就是爸爸怎么抢走本属于我的初吻的And how you flew for the first time.你也第一次体验到了飞翔的感觉But the good news is--但是好消息是Nah, there is no good news.算了根本没有好消息I take that back! It's a text from spencer!我收回刚才那句话 Spencer给我发短信了He wants to hang out with me tomorrow night他约我明天一起出去At his house!去他家Oh! I've gotta go wash your puke out of my jacket. 哦我要去洗你吐在我衣服上的脏东西了Oh, and, uh, one more thing--哦对了还有一件事When you're my age and you meet a cute boy,当你到了我这个年龄遇到一个帅哥的话Do not, under any circumstances,在任何情况下都不要千万不要ever ever bring him home.把他带回家来Cause if you do, well--因为如果你这么做的话那么Good luck, Charlie.祝你好运 CharlieOh, that's wonderful.哦太舒服了Thank you so much for doing this.真是太感谢你帮我擦澡了Hey, if I can't be there for my patients, 嗨如果我不能为我的病人服务What kind of pretend doctor am I?那我还算什么假医生So, uh, do you ever think about shaving-- 那么你有没想过给你的全身Like, everywhere?那个剃个毛I did-- last week.我剃过啊上周刚剃的。
绝命毒师(第一季第一集中英文对白)S01E01
00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:16,240我叫Walter Hartwell WhiteMy name is Walter Hartwell White.200:02:16,450 --> 00:02:19,310住在新墨西哥州阿尔布开克I live at 308 Negra Arroyo lane300:02:19,350 --> 00:02:21,930内格拉阿罗约巷308号邮编87104Albuquerque New Mexico 87104.400:02:21,980 --> 00:02:23,610我要告诉所有的执法者To all law enforcement entitles,500:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,400这不是一段认罪声明this is not an admission of guilt.600:02:26,060 --> 00:02:28,200而是我跟家人之间的对话I am speaking to my family now.700:02:35,870 --> 00:02:36,960SkylerSkyler...800:02:37,930 --> 00:02:39,630你是我今生的挚爱You are the love of my life.900:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,810我希望你能了解这点I hope you know that.1000:02:43,570 --> 00:02:45,060Walter JuniorWalter Junior...1100:02:46,080 --> 00:02:47,480在我心中你是个男子汉了You're my big man.1200:02:48,610 --> 00:02:49,820在接下来的几天里There are...1300:02:49,910 --> 00:02:51,900你们会There are going to be some...1400:02:52,390 --> 00:02:53,940你们会知道Things... things...1500:02:54,640 --> 00:02:55,430关于我的That you'll come toCome to 逐渐1600:02:55,430 --> 00:02:57,770关于我的一些事情learn about me in the next few days.1700:02:57,790 --> 00:02:59,820我只想你们清楚一点I just want you to know1800:03:00,270 --> 00:03:03,600无论发生什么事That no... no matter how it may look,1900:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,450我心里牵挂的只有你们I only had you in my heart.2000:03:12,510 --> 00:03:13,590永别了Good-bye.2100:04:10,010 --> 00:04:12,650三周前2200:05:00,180 --> 00:05:02,250Walter H White 结晶学质子辐射效应研究带头人2300:05:02,250 --> 00:05:04,770诺贝尔获奖研究项目杰出贡献奖2400:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,540生日快乐Happy birthday.2500:05:20,060 --> 00:05:21,180瞧瞧这个Look at that.2600:05:22,110 --> 00:05:24,120这是素培根That is veggie bacon.2700:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,680不管你信不信零胆固醇的Believe it or not. zero cholesterol.00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:29,090吃起来也是一个味儿You won't even taste the difference.2900:05:30,270 --> 00:05:31,920你觉得自己大概几点能到家？What time do you think you'll be home?3000:05:31,920 --> 00:05:32,990老时间Same time.3100:05:33,060 --> 00:05:35,340我不希望他又缠你一整晚I don't want him dicking you around tonight.3200:05:35,420 --> 00:05:36,870你的工资给到5点You get paid till 5,3300:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,960你就工作到5点You work till 5 no later.3400:05:43,500 --> 00:05:45,390-生日快乐啊-谢谢- Hey, happy birthday. - Well, thank you.3500:05:45,430 --> 00:05:47,380你又起晚了You're late... again.3600:05:47,560 --> 00:05:50,380又没热水了There was no hot water... again.3700:05:50,450 --> 00:05:52,210我有个简单的办法解决I have an easy fix for that.3800:05:52,350 --> 00:05:53,810你早点起床You wake up early3900:05:53,950 --> 00:05:56,840然后就可以第一个洗澡了And then you get to be the first person in the shower.4000:05:57,130 --> 00:05:58,480我也有个办法I have an idea.4100:06:00,640 --> 00:06:04,900为什么不买个新热水器呢？How about buy a new hot water heater?4200:06:04,900 --> 00:06:06,100这主意怎么样？How's that idea?4300:06:06,100 --> 00:06:09,420我都提了成千上万次了For the millionth and billionth time.4400:06:11,510 --> 00:06:13,960-止咳药喝过没？-喝了- Did you take your echinacea? - Yeah.4500:06:14,150 --> 00:06:15,840我觉得好多了I think it's getting better.4600:06:16,170 --> 00:06:19,330这是什么鬼玩意儿啊？What the hell is this?4700:06:19,850 --> 00:06:23,470素培根我觉得我们该注意下胆固醇了It's veggie bacon. We're watching our cholesterol, I guess.4800:06:23,470 --> 00:06:25,600别给我我要真培根Not me. I want real bacon.4900:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,440不要这假冒的破烂Not this fake crap.5000:06:27,440 --> 00:06:28,440真是糟糕Too bad.5100:06:28,590 --> 00:06:29,590吃了它Eat it.5200:06:30,220 --> 00:06:32,940这闻上去就像创口贴This smells like band-aids.5300:06:32,940 --> 00:06:35,060给我吃了Eat it.5400:06:39,810 --> 00:06:42,080成为老人家感觉怎么样？So how's it feel to be old?5500:06:42,440 --> 00:06:44,690当个小破孩感觉怎么样？How does it feel to be a smart ass?5600:06:44,990 --> 00:06:46,020对得好Good.5700:06:48,410 --> 00:06:49,760赶紧吃吧Eat your veggie bacon.5800:07:09,180 --> 00:07:11,130-准备好了吗？-恩我能行- You're all set? - Yeah, I'm fine.5900:07:11,130 --> 00:07:13,340-那好回家见-再见- All right, see you at home. - Okay, see you.6000:07:17,790 --> 00:07:19,440化学Chemistry6100:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,580是研究什么的？It is the study of what?6200:07:23,510 --> 00:07:24,800谁知道？Anyone?6300:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,680BenBen.6400:07:28,130 --> 00:07:29,110化学品？Chemicals?6500:07:29,110 --> 00:07:30,600化学品Chemicals.6600:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,780不对No.6700:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,680化学Chemistry is...6800:07:36,280 --> 00:07:37,670从学术层面说Well technically6900:07:37,950 --> 00:07:40,430化学是一门研究物质的学科Chemistry is the study of matter.7000:07:41,490 --> 00:07:44,960但是我更倾向于它是一门研究变化的学科But I prefer to see it as the study of change.7100:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,320现在我们这样来设想一下Now just... just think about this.00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:48,700电子Electrons.7300:07:49,430 --> 00:07:50,400它们They...7400:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,400改变自身的能级Change their energy levels.7500:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,590分子呢Molecules.7600:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,780分子改变自身的化学键Molecules change their bonds.7700:07:58,720 --> 00:07:59,810这些元素Elements.7800:07:59,950 --> 00:08:02,840进行组合从而形成化合物They combine and change into compounds.7900:08:03,630 --> 00:08:06,280这就是所有生命的组成形式Well that's... that's all of life.8000:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,570对不对？我是说这是个恒定的Right? I mean it's just... it's the constant.8100:08:08,590 --> 00:08:11,100循环的过程It's the cycle. It's solution8200:08:11,390 --> 00:08:14,090从生长到衰败再到分解并溶化Dissolution just over and over and over.8300:08:14,180 --> 00:08:18,770如此循环周而复始It is growth then decay then transformation.8400:08:21,970 --> 00:08:24,390这是如此的迷人真的It is fascinating really.8500:08:30,770 --> 00:08:31,600ChadChad...8600:08:33,490 --> 00:08:35,840你的课桌坏了吗？Is there something wrong with your table?8700:08:38,490 --> 00:08:41,220好了离子键Okay. Ionic bonds...8800:08:50,720 --> 00:08:51,880坐好了吗？Are you done?8900:08:54,640 --> 00:08:55,850离子键Ionic bonds.9000:08:56,310 --> 00:08:57,470第六章节Chapter 6.9100:09:09,540 --> 00:09:12,670一二三这是是十块再加十块一共二十One, two, three makes 10, and 10 makes 20.9200:09:12,980 --> 00:09:14,090这是您的收据Here's your receipt9300:09:14,100 --> 00:09:16,470然后拿着这张小票去找洗车员吧And hand this claiming disc to your car wash professional.9400:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,280-多谢-欢迎再次光临- Thank you. - Come again.9500:09:30,050 --> 00:09:31,210他不来了He's not coming.9600:09:31,240 --> 00:09:32,690他说他不干了He said he quits.9700:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,470换我来收账I'm gonna run the register.9800:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,520Bogdan 别这样我们说好的Bogdan, no. We talked about this.9900:09:38,520 --> 00:09:40,050我人手不足WalterI'm shorthanded, Walter.10000:09:40,150 --> 00:09:41,450我能怎么办？What am I to do?10100:09:43,940 --> 00:09:44,940Walter？Walter?10200:09:46,940 --> 00:09:48,330我能怎么办？What am I to do?10300:10:08,920 --> 00:10:11,070White老师Hey, Mr. White.10400:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,180车轮擦亮点哦Make those tires shine, huh?10500:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,670你们肯定猜不到谁在给Chad擦车You will not believe who's cleaning Chad's car.10600:10:16,100 --> 00:10:19,100是White老师Mr. White.10700:10:19,100 --> 00:10:22,310化学课老师From chemistry.10800:10:42,070 --> 00:10:44,300惊喜Surprise.10900:10:44,790 --> 00:10:46,630生日快乐老爸Happy birthday, Dad.11000:10:50,210 --> 00:10:52,390你回来得太晚了You're so very late.11100:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,460我说真的SkylerReally I'm serious, Skyler.11200:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,000你的小腹平得就跟洗衣板似的I mean you're flat as a washboard.11300:10:58,630 --> 00:11:00,160看上去太美了You look awesome.11400:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,170她一点都看不出来是吧？She's not showing at all, is she?11500:11:02,180 --> 00:11:03,670还是有那么一点的She's showing a little.11600:11:05,230 --> 00:11:07,440Carmen 这是我妹妹MarieCarmen this is my sister Marie.11700:11:07,930 --> 00:11:09,960-很高兴见到你-你好- Pleased to meet you. - Hi.11800:11:11,690 --> 00:11:14,450格洛克-22 我的日常配枪Glock 22. It's my daily carry, okay?11900:11:14,670 --> 00:11:17,550除非是B+式自动装填I mean unless you're talking what plus b-plus loads12000:11:17,580 --> 00:11:19,7409毫米口径的都是扔货you can forget the 9-mil all right?12100:11:19,740 --> 00:11:22,520我见过9毫米子弹从挡风玻璃上弹开I seen one of those bounce off a windshield one time.12200:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,410那枪是你射的吧Yeah the way you shoot.12300:11:25,050 --> 00:11:26,550如果你要带把枪If you're gonna bring a gun, babe.12400:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,250就要带把够用的You gotta bring enough gun.12500:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,500点40口径的40 caliber.12600:11:30,820 --> 00:11:33,570-这个太棒了-很不错是吧？- This is awesome right here. - Nice, isn't it?12700:11:33,890 --> 00:11:35,630爸你过来看看Dad come check this out.12800:11:36,140 --> 00:11:38,560-我看到了-过来拿着看- Yeah I see it. - Come on take it.12900:11:38,570 --> 00:11:39,840Walt 来看看Check it out Walt.13000:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,420不不只是有点重No no it's just heavy.13100:11:43,460 --> 00:11:44,870所以警察才要男的当That's why they hire men.13200:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,440枪不咬人知道吗？It's not gonna bite you, all right?13300:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,950你看起来像滚石乐队的Keith Richards拿着一杯热牛奶Looks like Keith Richards with a glass of warm milk.13400:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,080WaltHey Walt.13500:11:54,090 --> 00:11:55,880大家都听好了听好了Everybody listen up listen up listen up!13600:11:55,890 --> 00:11:57,170我要祝酒I'm gonna give a toast.13700:11:57,180 --> 00:11:59,650为我的连襟祝酒过来A little toast to my brother-in-law. Come here.13800:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,950Walt 你的大脑和威斯康星州一样大Walt. You got a brain the size of Wisconsin.13900:12:04,520 --> 00:12:07,020不过我们并不是要说你坏话But we're not gonna hold that against you.Hold against 认为某人不好,责备14000:12:07,570 --> 00:12:09,490因为你心地善良Because your heart's in the right place man.heart is in the right place或have one’s heart in the right place是习语，意为“心地善良”，“心怀善意”14100:12:09,490 --> 00:12:10,940心地善良Your heart's in the right place.14200:12:10,940 --> 00:12:12,390我们爱你我们都爱你We love you man. We love you.14300:12:12,390 --> 00:12:13,990大家举杯敬WaltEverybody! To Walt!14400:12:13,990 --> 00:12:14,900干杯Na zdorovje!14500:12:14,910 --> 00:12:16,210干杯Na zdorovje!14600:12:19,790 --> 00:12:21,510该死打开第三频道Oh shit. Turn on channel 3.14700:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,250到目前为止我们逮捕了3个人At which point we apprehended three individualsat which point用于引导定语从句，其意为“就在这时”“就在那时”等，在许多情况下相当于and at that (this) moment。
【学英语】老友记第一季第一集中英文台词S01E01
薁《老友记》第一季第一集（中央咖啡厅）腿没什么好说的！他只不过是我的同事蚄羃There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.少来了，和你交往的男人芃羈Come on. You're going out with a guy.多多少少一定有点问题！螄There's gotta be something wrong with him.莄他既驼背又戴假发？螀螆So does he have a hump and a hair piece?等一下，他是不是会吃粉笔？袄螄Wait. Does he eat chalk?蒂我只是不希望你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙蝿羄袁羀薈羄节蚂芇莇蚃肀I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh.各位放轻松，这不算约会Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.不过是两个人一起出去吃晚餐而且不上床It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.对我来说这就是约会Sounds like a date to me.做了个梦，在中学时代我站在餐厅中央I'm back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria...突然发现自己全身赤裸...and I realize I'm totally naked.对，没错我做过那样的梦莀Oh, yeah. I've had that dream.蒇肄袂聿薇蒅芀袈薇薂羂蚇我低头一看，看见有一个电话Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...在那里...there.而不是没错Instead of... That's right!我没做过那样的梦没有That one, I've never had. No.突然，那个电话响了All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.结果是我妈妈打来的And it turns out it's my mother.蚇这非常奇怪因为她从来都不会打电话给我！羃葿蚀螇莃膁蒈袇螄虿膇羇Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.嗨Hi.这家伙说〝嗨〞的时候我却想杀了我自己This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself.你还好吧，亲爱的？Are you okay, sweetie?我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙抓住我的小肠，从我的嘴里拉出来I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth...再在我的脖子上打结要吃饼干吗？...and tied it around my neck. Cookie?卡萝今天搬走了她的东西羁Carol moved her stuff out today.莁羆肆莂薁袁罿薅芃薀羈羆哦Oh.我给你拿杯咖啡谢谢Let me get you some coffee. Thanks.呃Ew. Unh.不，不要！不要清理我的光环！No. No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura.不要管我的光环，好吗？Just leave my aura alone, okay?我会没事的，好吗？真的我希望她开心I'll be fine. All right? Really. I hope she'll be very happy.螁不，你并不希望是的，我不希望！荿肈莇蒃莂膈蒄膅膁芈袅蚂No, you don't. No, I don't.叫她去死，是她离开了我！To hell with her. She left me!你从来都不知道她是女同性恋And you never knew she was a lesbian.不知道！行了吧！No! Okay?为什么每个人老是要提出来？Why does everyone keep fixating on that?她都不知道，我又怎么会知道？She didn't know. How should I know?有时候我希望我是女同性恋羀Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.莈芆莄蚈蒈蚆袂螁薈袃薄蒀我讲得很大声吗？Did I say that out loud?没事的，罗斯你现在感到很痛苦All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now.你很生气，很伤心You're angry. You're hurting.我能告诉你解决方法是什么吗？Can I tell you what the answer is?脱衣舞厅！Strip joints!别这样，你单身了！有需求的！Come on, you're single. Have some hormones.薈我不想单身，好吗？芄羂艿蚇蚅蚄节螇肆膂肁袇See, but I don't want to be single, okay?我只想再次结婚！I just wanna be married again.而我只想要一百万美金！And I just want a million dollars!瑞秋！Rachel?噢，老天爷，摩妮卡感谢上帝！Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God!我刚到你那里去，而你不在那个拿着大锤子的家伙说I went to your building and this guy with a hammer said...你可能在这里你真在这里！蒇...that you might be here, and you are.袄袀羇薄肇莄螃蚀蝿莇袃肁你想喝点咖啡吗？无咖啡因的Can I get you some coffee? Decaf.好了，各位，这位是瑞秋另一个林肯高中的幸存者Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.这就是各位这是钱德、菲比This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe...乔伊，还有你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗？...and Joey. And remember my brother, Ross?当然，嘿！嘿Sure! Hey.嗨天啊Hi. Oh, God.芇那你现在可以告诉我们了吗还是说我们在等着四位湿漉的伴娘?膆羃蒂罿羅肂袃莇羈肂肀腿So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?好吧，大概在婚礼前半个小时Oh, God! Well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding.我在礼物间里I was in this room with all the presents...看着那个肉汁壶...and I was looking at this gravy boat.那是个非常好看的肉汁壶This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.然后，突然有代糖吗？When all of a sudden... Sweet 'N Low?我发现螇I realized...膂蒁袁蒆节袂艿芅莂芃肀芈我对这个肉汁壶比对巴瑞更有冲动！...I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.然后我吓呆了然后这个想法突然出现在脑中：Then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: 巴瑞看起来多像洋芋头先生啊How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.我总是觉得他眼熟，但是You know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but...总之我必须离开那里，我在想：Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering: 〝我为什么这样做，我为谁这样做？〞"Why am I doing this?" And "Who am I doing this for?"蒂我不知道该去哪里而且我知道我和你有点疏远了荿蒈肆薂螀膀袅袆膁蚈袈羅Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart...但你是我这个城市里唯一认识的人...but you're the only person I know in the city.而且没有受邀参加你的婚礼Who wasn't invited to the wedding.噢，我希望你不会把它当一回事Oh, I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue.我猜他给她买了个管风琴I'm guessing he bought her the big pipe organ...而她很不喜欢那个...and she's really not happy about it.老爸，我就是无法和他结婚薂Daddy, I just... I can't marry him.莀蚇肅羃螈莆膅膀薀膅芅膀对不起I'm sorry.我只是不爱他了I just don't love him.这对我很有关系！Well, it matters to me.她真不应该穿那条裤子She should not be wearing those pants.我觉得应该把她推下楼I say push her down the stairs.把她推下楼Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!蚇爸爸，听我说！袇羅薁荿蚆肅羂袇蒅膄腿蕿Come on, Daddy, listen to me!这就好像在我一生中所有人都告诉我：〝你是鞋子！〞It's like all of my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe!〝你是鞋子〞You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!"然后今天，我停下来对自己说：〝如果我不想成为鞋子呢？Then today I stopped and said, "What if I don't wanna be a shoe?如果我想成为一个包包？What if I wanna be a purse? You know?或一顶帽子？〞Or a hat?"不，我不是要你给我买帽子我是说我是帽子膄I don't want you to buy me a hat, I am a hat.芄薀羇芇莄羁虿羆莄莂膆螅这是个比喻，爸爸！It's a metaphor, Daddy!你看得出他哪里听不懂You can see where he'd have trouble.爸爸，这是我的生活Look, Daddy, it's my life.也许我可以和摩妮卡住在一起Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.我猜我们已经确定她要和摩妮卡住在一起了I guess we've established she's staying with Monica.也许那是我的决定Well, maybe that's my decision.蒄也许我不需要你的钱螃袈螇薄衿薀薆蚄芀肈莅螄Well, maybe I don't need your money.等等！我说也许！Wait! Wait! I said maybe!呼吸，呼吸好，就这样Okay. Just breathe, that's it.试着想一些让你镇定的事Just try to think of nice, calm things.玫瑰上的雨滴，还有猫的胡须Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens门铃和雪橇铃，还有手套Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens 啦啦啦，还有一些条状物蚁La la la something With string螀肄袃肂芈膇虿羅蚆蚂蝿莆我现在好多了I'm all better now.我帮上忙啦I helped.瞧，这也许对你来讲是最好的知道吗？Look, this is probably for the best, you know?独立了，把握自己的生活Independence. Taking control of your life.还有，你还需要什么你可以随时来找乔伊And, hey, if you need anything, you can always come to Joey.我和钱德就住在对面而且他经常不在Me and Chandler live right across the hall. And he's away a lot.膄乔伊，不要再对她放电了今天是她结婚的日子！莁衿螇袅蒄罿膇芃膂罿薈肅Joey, stop hitting on her. It's her wedding day.怎么啦，难道这还有什么规定吗？What? Like there's a rule or something?请不要再按了那是很恐怖的声音Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.我是保罗让他进来！Uh, it's Paul. Buzz him in.谁是保罗？保罗，红酒达人，保罗？Who's Paul? Paul, the wine guy, Paul?也许Maybe.等等，你今晚的〝不是真正约会〞是和红酒达人保罗？羁Wait a minute. Your "not a real date" is with Paul, the wine guy?聿蚅蒃螀膈肆膅螃芈蒇蚃薂他终于约你出去啦？是的！He finally asked you out? Yes.真是个可以写入日记的时刻Ooh. This is a "Dear Diary" moment.瑞秋，等等，我可以取消Rach, wait, I can cancel.不用你去吧，我不会有事的！Please, no. Go, I'll be fine.罗斯，你没事吧？你希望我留下来吗？Ross, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?能留下就太好了That'd be good.莈真的？不，去吧！那可是红酒达人保罗耶！袈莅莁蒈荿薅膆芀芈莇羅莀Really? No, go on! It's Paul, the wine guy.进来，保罗，这是Hi, come in. Paul, this is...大家各位，这是保罗...everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.保罗！红酒达人！Paul, the wine guy.红酒达人！我没听清楚你的名字，是保罗吗？Wine guy. I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?请坐，两秒钟就好好Okay. Sit down. Two seconds. Okay.我刚拔掉四根睫毛不是个好兆头虿Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.肈蚄蒀聿蒆蒂薀蒀芈蒅蚀薇那么瑞秋，你今晚打算做什么？So, Rachel, what are you up to tonight?我本来应该到阿鲁巴度蜜月Well, I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon...所以，没事做！...so, nothing.对呀，你连蜜月都无法去Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon.不过，阿鲁巴，这个时候？God. No, no. Although, Aruba. Heh. This time of year? Eh.你可以谈论一下Talk about your...蚆大蜥蜴芄蝿羈莈肃肃荿袆肆膃螀薈...big lizards.总之如果今晚你不想自己一个人的话Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight...乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具...Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture.对，而且我们为此感到兴奋Yes, and we're very excited about it.谢谢了，不过我想今晚还是留在这里吧Actually, thanks, but I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.今天真是漫长的一天是呀，好吧It's been a long day. Oh, sure. Okay. Sure.菲比，你要来帮忙吗？袅Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help?芃羇螂莀聿肄蒃肈腿蒄羁膁噢，我希望我能，但是我不想Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.我应该把支架固定在侧面I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things...用螺纹蜗轮ing a bunch of these little worm guys.我没有支架，没有看到螺纹蜗轮I have no bracket-y thing, I see no worm guys whatsoever...而且我的腿麻了...and I cannot feel my legs.这是什么？What's this?艿我不知道袅蚃袀荿芆肁虿蒈莃螃蒈蒈I have no idea.搞定书架了！完工了！Done with the bookcase. All finished.这是卡萝最喜欢的啤酒This was Carol's favorite beer.她总是直接从罐子喝，我该知道的She always drank it out of the can. I should have known.罗斯，我来问你一个问题Hey. Ross, let me ask you a question.她得到家具、音响、超赞的电视She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV.那你得到了什么？螄What did you get?芁蒁薈膅羃芀蚈蚆莅羃蚃羁你们啊You guys.天呀你被耍了Oh, God. Oh, my God. You got screwed.我的老天！我知道，我真是个笨蛋Oh, my God. I know, I know. I'm such an idiot.当她一个礼拜见四、五次牙医我就该知道了I should've caught on when she went to the dentist four and five times a week.谁的牙齿需要这么干净？I mean, how clean can teeth get?我哥哥正在克服这种事呢他真是一团糟My brother's going through that. He's such a mess.肇你是怎么克服的？羆螃肈蝿螅袂葿芇薄羂袀罿How did you get through it?他可以试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西He might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers.比如她的腿？Say her... Leg?那样也可以！Heh. That's one way of going through it, yeah.我则是砸了她的手表Me, I went for the watch.你真的砸了她的手表？You actually broke her watch? Mm.巴瑞，对不起，对不起芃Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.肂芁莇莆袈膄袄袁羈薄莂蕿我知道你可能认为和那天我对你说跟你穿袜子做爱有关，但不是的You probably think it's about making love with your socks on, but it isn't.这和我有关，我只是It isn't, it's about me. And I...嘿，机器又把电话挂断了不管怎样Hi. Machine cut me off again. Anyway...知道什么最吓人的吗？如果每个人只有一个女人适合他呢？You know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody?我是说如果你得到一个女人，就这样I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it?不幸的是，以我的例子来讲是她得到一个女人Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.肈你在说什么？〝一个女人〞？羅肄蚂肈莆蒂莁膇螇膄膀芇What are you talking about? One woman.那就好像你只吃一种口味的冰淇淋That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you.让我告诉你，罗斯还有很多种口味Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there.有碎糖口味、饼干口味然后还有香草口味There's rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla.还可以加糖条、果仁或者鲜奶油一起吃！You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.这是你一生中最棒的时刻了！This is the best thing that ever happened to you.你难道是八岁结婚的？袄You got married. You were like, what, 8?蚂罿莇芅膆螄艿蒈蚄薃荿衿欢迎回到现实里！拿起汤匙！Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.离我的冰箱远点！Then stay out of my freezer.从她离开我之后，我Ever since she walked out on me, I...怎么啦？What? What?你想边吃面条边讲出来？You wanna spell it out with noodles?莆不，这本该在和你第五次约会时才能说出来的节荿芀螃莅葿蒆薅肃蕿袇芇No, it's more of a fifth date kind of revelation.噢，所以会有第五次约会罗？Oh, so there's gonna be a fifth date?会有吗？Isn't there?我觉得会有Yeah, yeah. I think there is.你要说什么？What were you gonna say?好吧Well... Er, uh...自从她离开我之后袂Ever since she left me, um...虿芈蚅蚁蝿莅膃蒀薄蒂薁腿我就一直...I haven't been able to perform...无法行房...sexually.天啊，对不起Oh, God! Oh, God! I am so...对不起没关系I'm so sorry. It's okay.被人吐水应该不是你现在需要的Being spit on is probably not what you need right now.唔Um...蚄多久了？袃芃羈羈莄螁羁肈螅蒂螀膈How long?两年Two years.哇！Wow!我真高兴你砸了她的手表！I'm glad you smashed her watch.那你还希望有第五次约会吗？So you still think you might want that fifth date?是的Yeah.是的，我希望膅Yeah, I do.羀薈羇羂莂羇肇莃螀羀肇螄我乔安妮接受查理斯为我的合法丈夫I, Joanie, take you, Charles, as my lawful husband.你是否接受乔安妮看吧Do you take Joanie...? Oh! See.可是乔安妮爱佳奇！就是这里不同！But Joanie loved Chachi. That's the difference.〝拿起汤匙〞"Grab a spoon."你知道我多久没拿汤匙了吗？Do you know long it's been since I grabbed a spoon?〝比利，别逞英雄〞这句话对你有没有意义？Do the words, "Billy, don't be a hero," mean anything to you?蒂是这样的，就算我想蝿膇膅罿薈肃羇莇肂肃莈袅You know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough...约一个女人出来...to ask a woman out...我该约谁？...who am I gonna ask?是不是很不可思议？Isn't this amazing?我以前从来没泡过咖啡I mean, I have never made coffee before in my life.是很不可思议恭喜你That is amazing. Congratulations.你现在刚好有心情有没有想做个蛋饼之类的东西肅While you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta makea Western omelet or something...膃蝿薇袄节膀肅蚃莂薁螇蚆不过我还不太饿Although, actually I'm really not that hungry this morning.早安早安Good morning. Good morning.早安早安Morning.Morning.早安早安，保罗Morning. Morning, Paul.你好，保罗嘿，是保罗，对吗？Hello, Paul. Hi. Paul, is it?我昨晚很开心I had a really great time last night.芄谢谢你 ! 太感谢你了 !芁芇莄羁虿羆莄莂蒁螅蒄再聊好的We'll talk later, okay? Yeah.谢谢 Thank you.那不是真正的约会！That wasn't a real date.那你真正的约会都在干什么？What the hell do you do on a real date?闭嘴，把我的桌子搬回去好的！Shut up and put my table back. Okay.好啦，孩子们，我要去工作啦All right, kids, I gotta get to work.螃不过如果我不把那些数字输入也不会有什么差别螈薄衿薀节莀肆螄肁蒀蒇你们都有工作吗？So, like, you guys all have jobs?对，我们都有Yeah, we all have jobs.这样我们才有钱买东西See, that's how we buy stuff.对，我是演员Yeah, I'm an actor.哇，我有见过你的作品吗？Wow. Would I have seen you in anything?哦，应该没有，大部分是地方性节目蒆Oh, I doubt it. Mostly regional work.肄蕿袈羄袃虿艿蚆蚂蝿莆膄等等，除非你看过翻拍的《木偶奇遇记》Unless you happened to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio.〝瞧，老木匠，我是个真正的小男孩〞"Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy."别这样羞辱我I will not take this abuse.没错，对不起You're right. I'm sorry.我曾经是个小木偶Once I was a wooden boy A little wooden boy你今天怎么样？睡得好吗？So how are you doing today? Did you sleep okay?莁和巴瑞谈过吗 ?我无法停止微笑衿蚁螀莈袄肂芈膇羄蒃羀袆Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.看得出来，就好像你睡觉时有个衣架在你嘴里I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.我知道，他只是太I know. He's just so...你还记得你和托尼多马哥吗？Remember you and Tony De Marco?是的，记得就好像那样，但有感觉Oh, yeah. Well, it's like that. With feelings.哇，你有麻烦了Oh, wow, are you in trouble!好，我要醒过来，去工作羃Okay, okay. I am just going to get up, go to work...袄莈罿肃肁肀蚈衿膈薈膃罿而且不要整天想着他...and not think about him all day.或者只是站起来去工作Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.喔，祝我好运！为什么？Oh, wish me luck! What for?我要去找工作之类的事I'm gonna go get one of those job things.嘿，摩妮卡！嘿，弗兰妮，欢迎回来！Hey, Monica. Hey, Franny. Welcome back.佛罗里达怎么样？How was Florida?蕿你跟人上床了，对吧？肅羁聿罿螇羄腿肆膅螃艿蒇You had sex, didn't you?你怎么知道的How do you do that?那么，是和谁？你认识保罗吗？So, who? You know Paul?保罗，红酒达人？Paul, the wine guy?是的，我认识保罗Oh, yeah, I know Paul.你认识他就好像我认识他一样？You mean, you know Paul like I know Paul?你开玩笑吧？保罗还欠我人情呢虿Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul.莄莅蚀膇莇蒅肁衿膆薄蒂莇在我之前，他两年都无法行房Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.那当然是谎言！Of course it was a line.为什么？为什么有人会做这样的事情？Why? Why would anybody do something like that?我想更精确的答案是We're looking for an answer more sophisticated than: 〝为了和你上床〞"To get you into bed."是因为我吗？Is it me?羅是因为我会散发某种信号吗？蚄虿聿蚄蒀螆芃蒃薀膇羄节Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs...只有狗和有感情问题的男人才会成应到？...and men with severe emotional problems can hear?好啦，过来这里，把你的脚给我All right, come here. Give me your feet.我只是以为他是个好人I just thought he was nice, you know?我真不敢相信你不知道那是谎言！I can't believe you didn't know it was a line.猜猜怎么样？Guess what.你找到工作啦？开玩笑吗？蚀You got a job? Are you kidding?薇莂羀螀螄膄蝿袀膅节蒂蕿我一点经验都没有！I'm trained for nothing.我今天被十二个面试员嘲笑I was laughed out of 12 interviews today.而且你还这么高兴Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.你也会高兴的如果你发现名牌皮靴特价Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale...打五折！...50 percent off.是呀，你真了解我Oh, how well you know me.膆这双是〝我不需要工作，我不需要父母羄芁虿薇蒁羀蝿羈膃肂衿膄They're my new "I don't need a job or my parents.我买了新皮靴〞的皮靴！I've got great boots" boots.你用什么付帐的？信用卡How'd you pay for them? Uh, credit card.那谁付帐单呢？And who pays for that?我爸爸Um, my father.你不能靠你爸爸过一辈子You can't live off your parents your whole life.我知道，这就是为什么我要结婚袅I know that. That's why I was getting married.螁蚅芁聿莆螄蚂螁肅袄肃腿别逼她，第一次独立生活是很困难的Give her a break. It's hard being on your own for the first time.谢谢你别客气Thank you. You're welcome.记得我第一次来这个城市我才十四岁I remember when I first came to this city, I was 14.我妈妈刚自杀我的继父又进了监狱My mom had killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison.然后在这里我不认识任何人And I got here, and I didn't know anybody.然后我和一个在港务局给人擦车窗的I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields...膈白化病人住在一起最后他也自杀了袄膀羁袇羄莃膁蒈袆螄袃蒁...outside Port Authority. And then he killed himself.然后我找到按摩这份工作所以相信我，我完全了解你的感受And then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.你想说的话是：The word you're looking for is:〝总之〞"Anyway..."好了，准备好了吗？All right. You ready?还没有来吧I don't think so. Oh, come on.剪掉，剪掉羆Cut. Cut.芅莀芀肆蚆肂肈膆蒈芆薃羂剪掉，剪掉，剪掉Cut, cut, cut.嘿好耶Hey. All right.欢迎来到真实世界！Welcome to the real world.它很糟糕，但是你会喜欢的！It sucks. You're gonna love it.好啦，够啦你要在沙发上睡？Well, that's it. You gonna crash on the couch?不，我总要回家啊你还好吗？No. No, I gotta go home sometime. Are you gonna be okay?衿是的羈薆肁芀蒆莅膁蚆肂肈膆肆Yeah.看我刚才在地板上发现什么Look what I just found on the floor.什么？What?那是保罗的手表That's Paul's watch.你就把它放回原处吧You can just put it back where you found it.好吧，晚安，各位Oh, boy. All right. Good night, everybody.晚安薀Good night.肁芆膃节袀芆薄羄蕿莅羅莂唔唔Hmm. Hmm.喔，抱歉不，你来Oh, sorry. No. Oh, no. Go.不，你吃吧平分？No, have it, really. Split it?好吧好吧Okay. Okay.谢谢Thanks.你可能不知道，在高中You probably didn't know this, but back in high school I had...肄我曾暗恋过你。
查莉成长日记中英台词对照S01E01GoodLuckCharlie
查莉成长日记中英台词对照版S01E01-Good-Luck-Charlie————————————————————————————————作者：————————————————————————————————日期：好运查理/查莉成长日记/Good Luck Charlie第一季第一集S01E01 Study Date Hi, Charlie, there you are.嗨Charlie 快看看你Nine months old and look how cute you are.才九个月大多可爱啊And look how cute I am.再看看我多么可爱啊It's your big sister Teddy here,我是你的姐姐TeddyAnd I'm making this video diary我在拍视频日记To help you survive our...来帮你立足于我们这个Special family.特别的家Oh, hey. Looks like dad taught you how to eat bananas.嗨看来老爹已经教了你怎么吃香蕉了Oh, and there's mom,哦这是妈妈Looking lovelier than ever this morning.今天早上看起来最可爱了Not in the mood.没那心情和你开玩笑Okay. I think you've had enough bananas.好了我觉得你已经吃够香蕉了So we're switching to sweet peas!我们改吃点甜豌豆吧You're gonna love them. Look, mommy thinks they're so yummy.你会喜欢吃的快看妈妈认为它们很美味哦Very smart. Always make mommy try it first, okay?非常聪明一定要让妈妈先尝懂吗Oh, and there's your older brother PJ哦那是你的大哥PJDoing today's homework at the last minute as usual. 像往常一样在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业It's not today's homework.这才不是今天的家庭作业This is yesterday's homework.这是昨天的家庭作业There's a chance you two will be你可能有机会和你哥哥in high school together.一起念高中哦Oh, and there's dad preparing for another day's work. 哦那是爸爸在准备下一天的工作He kills bugs for a living.他靠杀虫来赚钱Honey, come on. we've been through this.宝贝拜托我们已经说过这个了I don't kill bugs.我不是杀虫I'm a pest control specialist.我是害虫防治专家Either way...还不都是得So now you've met the whole family.现在你已经见过所有家庭成员啦Forgetting somebody?忘记某人了吧Gabe! no no no. I didn't forget about you.Gabe 不是不是的我没有忘记你I was just saving the best for last.我只是打算拿你来压轴Charlie, that was your younger older brother Gabe. Charlie 那是你的小哥哥GabeYou want to say something to Charlie?你想对Charlie说点什么吗You ruined my life.你毁了我的生活Okay, so it's taking Gabe a little bit longer好了看来Gabe还需要点时间To get used to you. You were kind of a surprise.来适应你因为你有点像个惊喜I thought surprises were supposed to be good.我还以为惊喜是好事呢And... cut.好了就到这里了Okay, gang, listen up.好了大家听着I'm going back to work tonight at the hospital我今晚要回到医院工作For the first time since Charlie was born,这是从Charlie出生后我第一次上班So I want everyone to stay at home所以我想让你们今晚全都留在家- and help dad with the baby. - Wait-- no, mom. - 帮你爸爸照顾宝宝- 等下不行妈妈I'm not gonna be here tonight.我今晚不能待在家里I have a study date at the library.我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了Don't you mean "studly" date...你的意思是借学习之机With Spencer?和Spencer约会吧Oh, save it for your pillow.哦留着亲你的枕头吧I'm sorry, Teddy, but you're just gonna have to reschedule. 我很抱歉Teddy 但是你得重新安排你的计划But, dad--但是爸爸- Bob! - Uh, dad's not available right now.- Bob - 嗯爸爸现在也不管用了Mom, don't take this the wrong way,妈妈别误会我的意思But why did you guys have to have another baby?但是你们为什么非得生第四个宝宝呢Well, because three kids was just too easy.那个嘛因为三个孩子太好养了Three's for quitters.胆小鬼才只生三个And Teddy, you know better than to scheduleTeddy 你已经懂事了不至于去和a study date with a boy I've never met.一个我从来没见过的男生约会一起学习吧Come on. as dad, it's my responsibility拜托作为你的爸爸to know every detail of my kids' lives.知道我孩子的每个生活细节是我的责任Oh yeah?是吗What school do I go to?那我的学校校名是什么Um-- the one named after that president.嗯和某个总统名字一样Hey, you know what? I've got to drive you kids to school. 嗨快点吧我得开车送你们去学校了- Let's go. - Wait, I haven't had breakfast yet.- 我们走吧- 等下我还没吃早饭呢- Come on, let's go. - Most important meal of the day - 快点我们走- 一天中最重要的一餐- Never got it. - Let's go!- 我从没吃到过- 我们走吧- I've gotta get you to... Roosevelt? - Lincoln.- 我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢- 是林肯小学Got it.记住了Day's all burnt toast生活搞得一团糟Running late, and dad says就要迟到爸爸在叫Has anybody seen my left shoe我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到I close my eyes, take a bite我闭上双眼咬口早餐Grab a ride, laugh out loud跳上车子放声大笑There it is up on the roof就在这里我们的家I've been there, I've survived我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过So just take my advice所以听取我的建议Hang in there, baby, things are crazy宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈But I know your future is bright可是我知道你会有美好未来Hang in there, Baby宝贝不要放弃There is no maybe不要怀疑Everything turns out all right一切终会如你所愿Sure life is up and down生活有悲有喜But trust me, it comes back all around可是请相信我坚持就有好结果You're gonna love who you turn out to be 你会喜欢将来的你Hang in there, Baby宝贝不要放弃Bob honey, I'm leaving for work!Bob 亲爱的我去上班了Okay, honey, here's Charlie's schedule.好了老公这是Charlie的生活安排It tells you when to feed her,这上面写着什么时候喂她When to change her and when to put her down. 什么时候换尿布什么时候睡觉Sweetheart, would you relax?宝贝放轻松Big daddy's got this all under control.一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Okay, just because that's on your barbecue apron 好了不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Doesn't make it true.你就真当自己全能了Now if charlie gets fussy,如果Charlie哭闹了her rubber ducky will calm her down.她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来They're all over the place. Please be careful--它们到处都是拜托你小心点- They're all over the place. - Honey...- 它们到处都是- 亲爱的You seem to forget I was fully involved你似乎忘记了我已经事无巨细地in the raising of three kids.养育了三个孩子Oh, yeah? When's my birthday?哦是吗我生日是什么时候- July twelfth. - November twenty third.- 5月12号- 11月23号Got it.记住了Good luck, Charlie.祝你好运CharlieMwah! Bye.拜拜Bye.拜拜Hey, dad?嗨爸爸- Yeah? - I have a homework question.- 什么事- 我有个家庭作业的问题问你Okay, fire away.好吧说吧Can the average human lick his own armpit? 一般人能舔到自己的腋窝吗- Yeah. - Thanks.- 可以- 谢了So what was that, like a science question?那是什么作业科学问题吗Nope.不是I'll get it. I'll get it.我来开门我来开门I'll get it. Nobody else get it!我来开门其他人都不许碰- Hi. - Hi.- 你好- 你好Hi!好啊I'm Teddy's dad.我是Teddy的爸爸Nice to meet you, sir.很高兴见到你先生Uh, Spencer and I are studying嗯Spencer和我要学习了- for our biology test tomorrow. - Are you, now? - 我们得准备明天的生物测验- 真的吗Yes. yes, we are, so can everyone please leave? 是的没错所以请大家都离开好吗Not you.除了你- Teddy. - Yeah?- Teddy - 什么事I thought your mom said no study date.我记得你妈说过今天不许学习约会的Yeah, at the library.是啊不能在图书馆Oh, right.哦是的Okay, so then you've talked to her about this?那么你和她说了在家里学习的事吗Of course I did.我当然说了I mean, I'm-- I'm pretty sure I did.我的意思是我我非常确定我说过了It's just I talk to so many different people只不过我每天和那么多人about so many different things.说那么多不同的事Why is there a giant bug in your house?你们家为什么要摆个这么巨大的虫子在这That, my friend,朋友那个is the jerusalem cricket,叫做沙螽Better known to the layman as the potato bug. 外行通常管它叫马铃薯瓢虫- I'm an exterminator. - Here we go.- 我是个害虫专家- 又来了Hey, have you seen my ad on local cable--嗨你看过我在本地有线电视台做的广告吗"Bob's bugs be gone"?“Bob赶走了所有害虫”Yeah, how do we make Bob be gone?是吗我们怎么才能赶走BobOkay. you've got homework to do.好吧你们要做家庭作业I've got a diaper to change.我也要去换尿布了Hers-- not mine.给她换不是我I ain't that old!我还没老到那地步呢I'm gonna be upstairs.我还是上楼去吧- Gabe-- out. - Okay, fine.- Gabe 出去- 好吧知道了But when's that hot guy getting here?不过那个帅哥什么时候才会来啊Out!出去- Kids. - Yeah.- 真是小孩子- 嗯Oh man, I left my book at school.哦惨了我把书忘在学校了Oh, that's okay, we can just share mine.没关系我们看一本就行- Is that okay? - Perfect.- 可以吗- 正合我意Good,很好Cause I'm all about the learnin'.因为这一切都是为了学习- Let me just grab a pencil. - Oh yeah, I might have one. - 我去拿根铅笔- 哦我有一根I think I left my pencils at school.我想我的铅笔忘在学校了Me too.我也是Ladies and gentlemen!女士们先生们PJ and the Vibe!有请PJ和感应乐队Wow, sounds like you live right next door哇听起来像是你就住在那个古怪的小子PJ的隔壁啊to that weird PJ kid.哇听起来像是你就住在那个古怪的小子PJ的隔壁啊Hmm. Yeah, he's not next door.嗯不过他不在隔壁He's downstairs...他在楼下And he's my brother.而且他是我哥哥Oh! oh, I'm-- I'm sorry.哦哦不好意思哈Yeah, me too.我也是Wait wait wait! stop stop!等下等下等下停停Emmett, you were supposed to open with the downbeat. Emmett 开头的时候你该用强拍的Dude, I'm percussion,伙计我演奏的是打击乐器Let me "percush"!你得让我“打击”For crying out loud, guys!拜托了两位What's up?什么事Can you please turn it down? We're trying to study.你们能小声点吗我们正在学习呢No can do, sis. There's only one level in rock 'n' roll.不能妹妹在摇滚乐里只有一种境界And that is loud!那就是纵情高歌Whoa whoa. I think we can accommodate your little sister. 等等我想我们该体谅一下你妹妹Excuse me,拜托But the band is called PJ and the vibe.这个组合可是叫PJ和感应乐队So what, the Vibe doesn't get a say?那又如何感应乐队就没有发言权了吗I-- I'm the vibe.我我就是感应乐队Yeah, I got that.是啊看出来了Oh, so you got my vibe, huh?所以你和我产生心灵感应了哈I'm gonna be over here.我还是回去吧- Turn it down now. - You will not censor my art. - 关小声点现在- 你不能阻挡我对艺术的追求I will not be silent!我不会安静的hey!嘿If I have come down here again,如果再逼我下来的话this gets plugged into somewhere else我就把这个插你身上Okay?明白了没Yo, who's she up there studying with anyway?对了她和谁一起学习呢Is there a second fine lady in the house?是不是又一位美女Some guy she's totally into.和她迷恋的某个男生一起I can't believe she's cheating on me.我不敢相信她居然对我不忠She's not cheating on you. She barely knows you exist. 她没有对你不忠她都不知道有你这个人No, see, our relationship is just developing slowly.不对我们只是关系进展地比较慢而已- No, there is no relationship. - Yes, there is.- 不你们根本没关系- 不我们有关系- No, it's all in your head! - no,- 没有是你自己在臆想而已- 不it's not, 'cause even my mum know about it不是的连我妈妈都知道我们两个的关系Now then, where were we?好了我们学到哪儿了You know, actually, I think you were a little bit closer. 知道吗其实我记得你刚才坐得更近些的All right-- cellular respiration.好了细胞呼吸作用- Do you mind? - not at all.- 你介意吗- 一点也不While we're at it--趁这个时候- What are you doing? - Oh! gabe!- 你们干吗呢- 噢Gabe- What do you want? - Dinner!- 你想怎么样啊- 吃晚饭Nobody's fed me all day!一整天都没人给我做饭And I am still part of this family, right?我仍然还是这个家的一员对吧There's a half-eaten sandwich in the fridge冰箱里还有个吃了一半的三明治Knock yourself out.自己去吃吧All right. Now my brothers are all taken care of.现在好了所有兄弟都搞定了- Good. - And there will be no more interruptions. - 太好了- 那就再也不会有人打搅我们了- Teddy! - Oh, god!- Teddy - 哦天呐- What do you want?! - I need you- 你想干嘛- 我需要你to watch the baby for a sec.照看下宝宝No!不No!不Nobody tells mom!谁也不准告诉妈妈Come here, Charlie.到这儿来CharlieOh, yes.好了- Charlie's fine. - Ooh! But I'm not.- Charlie 没事- 哦但是我有事Uh, Teddy,嗯TeddyTell PJ to fire up the bug truck,叫PJ去发动油门I think I gotta go to the hospital.我想我得去趟医院Oh, and Teddy, you're gonna have to watch the baby. 还有Teddy 接下来你得照顾下宝宝No! Okay.不好吧Relax, be the hospital in ten minutes放松点十分钟后就到医院Okay, just please please hurry.知道了拜托尽快Oh, wow! My butt is on fire!噢哇我的屁股像被火烧了That is so weird!真是灵异Last week, Emmett and I wrote a song上周Emmett和我写一首歌With that exact same title.正好就叫这个名字That's great, son. just please don't sing--那太好了儿子不过拜托你千万别唱- My butt is on fire! ? - Stop it.- 我的屁股像被火烧- 别唱了It's the size of a tire!面积和轮胎一个大小Stop it!别唱了- Punch buggy! - Ow! What are you doing?!- 拳打甲壳虫- 噢你在干嘛Could you drive, please?!拜托你好好开车行不- Hey, you want to play license plate game? - No! - 你想玩认车牌游戏吗- 不想Michigan.密歇根州- Maybe I should go. - no!- 也许我该走了- 不Um, she's almost done with bottle嗯她马上就喝完这瓶了And then she'll go right to sleep.然后她就会睡觉了Then we can studly-- I mean study.我们就能约会了我意思是学习Now, uh, where were we?看看我们学到哪儿了Okay.好了- Yeah. - What is cellular respiration?- 哦- 什么是细胞呼吸作用That's when glucose and other compounds就是葡萄糖及其他化合物oxidize to produce chemical energy,发生氧化反应释放化学能- water and carbon dioxide. - Mm-hmm.- 还有水和二氧化碳- 嗯哼Also known as poop.也被称为屁Oh, boy.哦老天Hang in there, dad.忍着点老爸Wow! Butt fire spreading.哇哦屁股火区扩散了- Where's the doctor? - I'll go see.- 医生在哪里- 我去找找Okay, wait wait wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.等等等等等等Wait. wait. We don't want mom to know we're here, right? 等等我们可不想让妈妈发现我们在这儿是不So please be careful.所以小心点Just try and blend in.尽量别引人注意Dad, come on.老爸拜托It's hard for this to blend in.这样帅气的面庞怎么可能不引人注目Just figure something out.那就想个办法"figure something out."想个办法"figure something out."想个办法Mom!妈妈You're the doctor?你是医生吗Yes.是的I am.我是I am doctor...我是医生Shh-- Chandrasooleewan.是Chandrasooleewan医生- Are you Indian? - We prefer to be called Native American. - 你是印第安人吗- 我们更愿意被称为美国原住民Are you sure you're a real doctor?你真的是个医生吗You look kinda young.你看起来太年轻了You sound like my wife.你说话口气跟我老婆一样Okay, uh--好了嗯What seems to be the problem?你哪儿出问题了I have a fish hook in my lip!有个鱼钩扎在我嘴唇上了- How'd this happen? - My dad is not a very good fisherman. - 怎么搞成这样的- 我爸爸不是很擅长钓鱼Hey, mine's not a very good walking-down-the-stairs man. 嘿我爸爸不是很擅长上下楼梯So--那么I'm guessing you're a ninety seven pounder.我猜你得有九十七磅吧Hush, little baby嘘乖宝宝Go beddy-bye快睡觉Teddy wants to kiss a really cute guy.Teddy想吻那个很帅的男孩How's it going?怎么样了Well, we're getting there.不错孩子快睡着了Well well well. What have we here?啧啧啧看看这是谁啊Emmett, why are you still here?Emmett 你怎么还在这儿Well, I was looking for the kitchen,我在找厨房But I seem to have stumbled upon the ballroom. 但是我好像不小心进了舞厅- hello? - Teddy, it's Mrs Dabney from next door. - 你好- Teddy 我是你隔壁的Dabney夫人No, I have not seen your cat.没有我没看见你的猫I'm calling about your brother;我叫你是因为你弟弟He's eating me out of house and home他要把我家都吃空了Gabe! Step away from the pie!Gabe 离我的馅饼远点Okay, I'll be right there.知道了我马上来All right. spencer, I'll be back in like two minutes.等下Spencer 我两分钟后回来Don't go anywhere. emmett, go somewhere.千万别走Emmett 出去走走So what do you think you're doing with my girlfriend? 你对我的女朋友有何居心She's not your girlfriend她才不是你女朋友Okay, maybe me and you need to step outside...好吧也许我们两个该到门外So you can walk me to my bike.这样你就能送我上自行车了You here to give me my sponge bath?你是来给我做海绵擦浴的吗- PJ? - Hey, mom.- PJ - 嗨妈妈What are you doing here?你在这儿干什么I'll tell you what I'm not doing here--我告诉你我不会干什么吧Giving sponge baths to big hairy guys.我不会给体毛发达的人做海绵擦浴的So, mom, what's-- what's the happs?所以妈妈有什么事吗What's--有什么Hey, honey!嗨亲爱的- Bob! - Nice work, son.- Bob - 干的漂亮儿子Okay, what's going on here?好了到底出什么事了Dad fell down the stairs and broke his butt.爸爸摔下楼梯了然后屁股开花了- You weren't holding the baby, were you? - Um, yes--- 你那时没抱着孩子吧- 呃我本来抱着呢Then no, then yes again.然后脱手了再然后又抱着了Bob, you promised me you weren't gonna drop this one! Bob 你答应过我这个孩子不能再摔了Honey, look, it was just a little accident.亲爱的听着这只是个小小的意外而已Oh, and by the way, for the record-- an amazing catch!顺便说句我那一接太精彩了足以载入史册了I knew this was a huge mistake.我就知道我犯了个天大的错误I never should've gone back to work.我真不应该回来工作的Sweetheart, this is all gonna be okay.宝贝没事的No. no, it's not.不不才不会没事It's too hard. I can't do this.这也太难了我做不来I mean, what made me think I could go back to work full time 我意思是说我怎么会天真到以为我可以一边全职工作and take care of four kids?一边照顾好四个孩子I'm a terrible mother.我真是个糟糕的母亲No no, you're not.不不你不是的Look, if anything, I'm a horrible father.听着如果真要追究责任那也只能怪我是个糟糕的父亲I know!我知道Would you guys chill?你们两个冷静点好吗You're great parents.你们是很棒的父母Teddy, gabe and me turned out pretty good.我Teddy Gabe现在都很不错啊Yeah, come on.是的别难过了We've got to be doing something right.我们还是做对了不少事情I mean, hey, look at this-- our son's a doctor.我是说嘿快看我们的儿子当医生了I'm serious. With both of us working,我是认真的我们两个都得忙工作Poor little Charlie doesn't stand a chance.可怜的小Charlie就又没人照顾了Come on, no one's going solo on this.放心吧没人会让你一个人照顾的孩子的All us kids are gonna help out.我们几个小孩都会帮你的And if charlie gets a little messed up along the way,不管Charlie成长过程中出了什么差错We can all share the blame.我们会一起承担责任的Dr Chandrasooleewan to the operating room. Chandrasooleewan医生请到手术室It never ends!真是忙个没完啊Gabe!GabeSorry about that, Mrs Dabney, but我很抱歉Dabney夫人但是你you probably shouldn't let him in.也许不该让他进门的I didn't let him in. He crawled through the cat door.我没让他进啊他自己从猫洞里爬进来的Gabe, is there something you want to say to Mrs Dabney? Gabe 你有什么要对Dabney夫人说的吗Yeah.有啊What are you fixing tomorrow night?你明天晚上打算做什么饭（注：fix同有做饭和修理的意思）The cat door.修理猫洞（注：fix同有做饭和修理的意思）Gonna make sure it's locked.我会保证锁好它的Okay. I think we're done here.好了我想我们要走了- Good night. - It is now.- 晚安- 现在确实安生了All right, let's go.好了我们回家吧- What are you doing? - Oh, so now you're suddenly - 你在干嘛- 哦现在你突然- interested in me? - gabe, you're my little brother.- 对我感兴趣了- Gabe 你是我弟弟I've never been interested in you.我从来都没对你感过兴趣I'm kidding.我开玩笑呢What's going on?到底怎么了Ever since the baby arrived,自从这个宝宝来到世上Everyone's been ignoring me.每个人都总是忽略我I feel like I'm invisible.我觉得我成了隐形人I'm just the loser middle kid...我就是个窝囊的排行中间的孩子Like you.就像你一样Just because I'm a middle kid doesn't make me a loser. 当个排行中间的孩子并没有让我变得窝囊啊Then what does make you a loser?那是什么让你变得窝囊了I am not a loser. Okay?我不窝囊拜托And I was a baby once.我本来也是最小的And then you came along.然后你来到了这世上And I was not happy about it.开始我也不开心But then you peed on PJ and I thought,但是后来我看到你在PJ身上撒尿我就想"Hey, give the kid a shot."嘿给这个孩子一个机会吧Look, someday you're gonna feel the same way听着总有一天你会像我看待你那样a bout Charlie that I feel about you.看待Charlie的Well, how do you feel about me?那么你怎么看待我的Let's put it this way--我这么说吧The hottest guy in school is at our house right now, 全校最帅的男生现在就在我们家里And I'm here with you.而我现在却和你在一起Look how cute she is.看她多可爱啊I am warming up to her already!我已经开始对她有好感了Okay, Charlie's asleep, Gabe's playing a video game 好了Charlie已经睡着了Gabe在玩电子游戏And we are finally alone.我们终于可以独处了Hey, everybody!嗨大家好I have a bruised coccyx.我尾骨撞伤了Oh, come on!哦拜托That's a funny word.这个词太好玩了Coccyx!尾骨The doctor gave him pain medication. 医生给他开了止痛药Was that me? Sorry.是我放屁了吗不好意思I'm a little numb down there.我那个地方还有点麻木Uh, actually, that's my ride.其实是接我的人来了Of course it is.当然是了It's good to meet you, son.很高兴见到你小伙子Oh, good night, sweetheart.哦晚安宝贝Good night, sir.晚安先生- Good night. - Good night.- 晚安- 晚安Coccyx!尾骨So that's how dad got my first kiss这就是爸爸怎么抢走本属于我的初吻的And how you flew for the first time.你也第一次体验到了飞翔的感觉But the good news is--但是好消息是Nah, there is no good news.算了根本没有好消息I take that back! It's a text from spencer!我收回刚才那句话Spencer给我发短信了He wants to hang out with me tomorrow night他约我明天一起出去At his house!去他家Oh! I've gotta go wash your puke out of my jacket. 哦我要去洗你吐在我衣服上的脏东西了Oh, and, uh, one more thing--哦对了还有一件事When you're my age and you meet a cute boy,当你到了我这个年龄遇到一个帅哥的话Do not, under any circumstances,在任何情况下都不要千万不要ever ever bring him home.把他带回家来Cause if you do, well--因为如果你这么做的话那么Good luck, Charlie.祝你好运CharlieOh, that's wonderful.哦太舒服了Thank you so much for doing this.真是太感谢你帮我擦澡了Hey, if I can't be there for my patients,嗨如果我不能为我的病人服务What kind of pretend doctor am I?那我还算什么假医生So, uh, do you ever think about shaving--那么你有没想过给你的全身Like, everywhere?那个剃个毛I did-- last week.我剃过啊上周刚剃的31。
绝命毒师(第一季第一集中英文对白)S01E01
00：02:14,330 --> 00:02:16，240我叫Walter Hartwell WhiteMy name is Walter Hartwell White.200：02:16,450 --〉00：02：19，310 住在新墨西哥州阿尔布开克I live at 308 Negra Arroyo lane300：02:19,350 ——> 00：02：21，930 内格拉阿罗约巷308号邮编87104Albuquerque New Mexico 87104.400:02：21，980 --> 00：02：23,610我要告诉所有的执法者To all law enforcement entitles，500：02：23,610 -—〉00：02：25，400 这不是一段认罪声明this is not an admission of guilt.600：02:26,060 ——〉00：02：28，200 而是我跟家人之间的对话I am speaking to my family now。
700:02:35,870 -—> 00:02：36，960SkylerSkyler。
..800：02:37，930 ——> 00：02:39,630 你是我今生的挚爱You are the love of my life.900：02：40，240 --> 00:02：41,810我希望你能了解这点I hope you know that。
1000：02：43,570 -—〉00：02：45,060 Walter JuniorWalter Junior。
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1100：02：46，080 —-> 00:02：47,480 在我心中你是个男子汉了You’re my big man.1200：02：48，610 -—〉00：02:49,820 在接下来的几天里There are。
造物小百科每集简介
第一季S01E01Aluminum foil, Snow Boards, Contact lenses, Bread铝箔，雪橇板，隐形眼镜，面包S01E02Compact Discs, Cheese, Panty Hose, Fluorescent Tubes光碟，奶酪，女式连袜裤，荧光灯管S01E03Toothpicks, Bathtubs, Helicopters, Beer牙签，亚克力浴缸，直升机，啤酒S01E04Hearing Aids, 3D Puzzles, Rubber Mats, Toilets助听器，三维拼图，胶垫，抽水马桶S01E05Copy Paper, Jeans, Computers, Plate Glass复印纸，牛仔裤，电脑，平板玻璃S01E06Nails & Staples, Safety Glasses, Fabrics, Bikes钉子，护目镜，布匹，自行车S01E07Kayaks, Safety Boots, Electronic Signs, Cereals皮划艇，安全靴，电子招牌，麦片粥S01E08Trucks, Adhesive Bandages, Computer Circuit Boards, Liquors卡车，创口贴，计算机电路，酿酒S01E09Steel, Apple Juice, Aircraft Landing Gear, Cosmetics钢铁，苹果汁，起落架，化妆品S01E10Holograms, Package Printing, Skin Culture, Canned Corn全息摄影，包装盒，皮肤培植，罐装玉米S01E11Plastic Bags, Solar Panels, Plastic Gas Containers, Hockey Sticks塑料袋，太阳能电池板，塑料汽油桶，曲棍球棍S01E12Aluminum screw caps, Chocolate, Pills, Pasta铝瓶盖，巧克力，药丸，面食S01E13Bicycle Helmets, Lithium Batteries, Car Brakes, Aluminum自行车头盔，铝，汽车刹车，锂电池S02E01Eyeglass Lenses, Granite, Potato Chips, Microprocessors眼睛镜片，花岗石板，薯片，微处理器S02E02Bee Honey, Fibre Optics, Bricks, Pipe Organs蜂蜜，光纤，砖块，管风琴S02E03Personal Watercraft, Wine, Office Furniture, Ice Skates水上摩托，葡萄酒，办公家具，溜冰鞋S02E04Winter Jackets, Animation, Mushrooms, Gold Rings冬季夹克衫，动画片，蘑菇，金戒指S02E05Hydroponic Lettuce, Construction Wood, Recycling, Fishing Flies水培莴苣，建筑木材，垃圾回收，假蝇饵S02E06Diamond Cutting, Wood Doors, Paintballs, Newspapers切割钻石，木门，彩色球，报纸S02E07Carpets, Drinking Water, Laser Eye Surgery, Acoustic Guitars地毯，饮用水，激光眼科手术，吉他S02E08Fiberglass Boats, Clothes Dryers, Bubble Gum, Fireworks玻璃纤维艇，干衣机，泡泡糖，焰火S02E09Steel Safes, False Teeth, Airplanes, Maple Syrup保险箱，假牙，轻型飞机，枫糖浆S02E10Gummies, Aluminium Cans, Fish Farming, Bronze Sculptures花色软糖，易拉罐，养鱼，青铜雕塑S02E11Aluminum Pots and Pans, Artificial Limbs, Peanut Butter, High Intensity Light Bulbs旋压铝制品，假肢，花生酱，高光灯泡S02E12Cars, Shopping Trollies (Grocery Carts), Rapid Tooling and Prototyping, Collectible Coins 小汽车，购物车，快速模具成型，纪念币S02E13Ball Bearings, Electrical Wires, Wax Casting AutoMachines轴承，电线，熔模铸造S03E01Pre-inked stamps, cranberries, cotton yarn, road signs自供油印章，越橘，棉纱，路标S03E02Combination Locks, Pottery, Recreational Vehicles, Erasers字码锁，陶器，休闲拖车，橡皮擦S03E03Wheel Loaders, Vegetable Oil, Hand Tools, Cotton Swabs轮式装运机，植物油，手动工具，棉签S03E04Temporary Metal Fences, Asphalt Shingles, Expanded Polystyrene Products, Hard Candies 金属栅栏，沥青屋面板，泡沫板，花式硬糖S03E05Horse Drawn Carriages, Artificial Eyes, Dog&Cat Food, Mirrors老式马车，假眼，猫粮和狗粮，镜子S03E06Yogurt, Candles, Neon Signs, Bookbindings酸奶，蜡烛，霓虹灯，书籍装订S03E07Prepared Mustard, Violins, Nuts and Bolts, Toilet Paper芥末，小提琴，螺丝螺帽，卫生纸S03E08Fresh Cut Flowers, Adhesive Tape, Tofu, Lottery Tickets鲜切花，胶带，豆腐，彩票S03E09Inflatable Watercraft, Couscous, Modelling Dough, Wicker Products充气筏，蒸粗麦粉，玩具胶泥，柳编S03E10Wind Generators, PVC Gloves, Thermo-formed Glass, Fire Trucks风力发电机，塑胶手套，热塑玻璃，救火车S03E11Car Radiators, Hatchery Chicks, Phyllo Dough, Cross Country Skis汽车散热器，孵蛋机，薄生面片，滑雪撬S03E12Electric Baseboard Heaters, Moulded Pulp Containers, Chicken, Video Games电加热器，纸浆容器，鸡肉，电脑游戏S03E13Fire Fighter Boots, Garden Tools, Auto Machines, Gypsum Board消防靴，园艺工具，自动化机械，石膏板S04E01Plastic Bottles Jars, Mail, Eggs, Wooden Pens塑料瓶，邮件，鸡蛋，木柄钢笔S04E02Plastic Injection Molds, Auto Oil Filters, Filing Cabinets, Blown Glass塑料注模，汽车滤油器，档案柜，吹塑玻璃S04E03High Precision Cutting Tools, Stained Glass, Semi Trailers，Recorders 钻头，拼花玻璃，拖车，木直笛S04E04Conga Drums, Metal Plating, Buttons康茄鼓，金属电镀，纽扣S04E05Grinding Wheels, Compost, Window Blinds, Milk砂轮，堆肥，百叶窗，牛奶S04E06Brooms, Blackboards, Smoked Salmon, Zippers木刷子，黑板，熏鲑鱼片，拉链S04E073D Signs, Hardwood Floors, Poly pipe, Mattresses立体标牌，硬木地板，聚乙烯管，床垫S04E08Ceramic Tiles, Nuts, Steel Forgings, Skateboards瓷砖，果仁，炼钢，滑板S04E09Car Engines, Flour, Recliners, Envelopes轿车引擎，面粉，活动躺椅，信封S04E10Plastic Cups Cutlery, Special Effects Makeup, Gold, Harps塑料杯和餐具，特技化妆，黄金，竖琴S04E11Laminate, Frozen Treats, Childrens Building Blocks, Detergents表面压片，雪糕，儿童积木，清洁剂S04E12Decorative Mouldings, Commercial Pulleys, Rubber Hose, Vinyl Flooring 装饰嵌条，滑轮，橡皮管，树脂地板S04E13Putty Knives, Garage Doors, Electric Motors, Wool油灰刀，车库活动门，电动机，毛料衣物S05E01Paving Asphalt, Marshmallow Cookies, Loud Speakers, Electronic Door Locks 沥青石料，葵糖饼干，高音喇叭，电子门锁S05E02Wood burning Stoves, Orthoses, Ballet Slippers, Buses木炭火炉，矫正鞋具，芭蕾舞鞋，公共汽车S0503Robotic Arms, Tatoos, Sanitary Napkins, Concrete Pipes机械手，纹身，卫生巾，水泥管S05E04Hockey Gloves, Snack Cakes, Remolded Tires, Wastewater Treatment曲棍球手套，点心蛋糕，轮胎翻新，污水处理S05E05Ambulances, Dining Room Tables, Diatonic Accordions, Acrylic Awards救护车，餐桌，手风琴，有机玻璃工艺品S0506Alkaline Batteries, Wheelchairs, Flutes, Cowboy Boots碱性电池，轮椅，长笛，牛仔靴S05E07Golf Balls, Funiture Handles, Parking Meters, Room Dividers高尔夫球，门扣，停车计时器，房间屏风S05E08Suits Of Armor, Street Light Poles, Bent Hardwood, Membrane Switches铁盔甲，电灯杆，弯曲硬木，薄膜开关S05E09Sulkies, Bagpipes, Yule Logs, Fishing Lures单座两轮马车，风笛，圣诞节原木形大蛋糕，假鱼饵S05E10Goalie Pads, Lapel Pins, Cardboard Boxes, Crystal Wine Glasses守门员护具，衣襟徽章，纸盒，水晶杯S05E11Cement, Caskets, Soft Drinks, Glider Rockers水泥，棺材，饮料，摆动式摇椅S05E12Kitchen Knives, Mannequins, Socks, Hypodermic Needles厨刀，人体模型，纱袜，针头S05E13Electrical Panels, Kites, Eyeglass Frames, Toothbrushes配电板，风筝，眼镜架，牙刷S06E01Three Wheeled Vehicles, Baseball Bats, Artificial Bansais, Trombones三轮摩托，棒球棍，盆景，长号S06E02Springs, Pavers, Piano's弹簧，路砖，钢琴S06E03Ropes, Billiard Tables, Sailboards, Cymbals绳索，台球桌，帆板，锣锵S06E04Seatbelts, Windows, Wax Figurines, Hot Air Balloons安全带，塑钢窗，小蜡像，热气球S06E05Air Filters, Billiard Cues, Ice Sculptures, Suits空气过滤器，台球杆，冰雕，西服S06E06Escalator Handrails, Highlighters, Guitar Strings, Wigs自动扶梯扶手，荧光记号笔，吉他弦，假发S06E07Traditional Bows, Coffee Machines, Mascots, Hammocks传统的弓，咖啡机，吉祥物，吊床S06E08Fibreglass Insulation, Wooden Ducks, Gumball Machines, Exhaust Sytems 玻璃纤维隔层，木鸭子，口香糖球售卖机，排气管S06E09Chains, Bagels, Vinyl Records (Incomplete)链条，硬面包圈，唱片S06E10Windshields, English Saddles, Butter, Post Clocks挡风玻璃，英式马鞍，黄油，柱钟S06E11Individual Transporters, Cedar Canoes, Electric Guitars双轮代步车，雪松独木舟，电吉它S06E12Residential Water Heaters, Air Bags, Jelly Beans, Ice Resurfacers宅用热水器，气囊，胶质软糖，冰面修整器S06E13Amphibious Vehicles, Putters, Model Ships, Drumheads水陆两用车，高尔夫球杆，轮船模型，鼓面S07E01Footballs, Guitar Amplifiers, Marbles, Airplane Props橄榄球，吉它扩音器，玻璃球，飞机螺旋桨S07E02Engine Blocks, Jawbreakers, Drum Shells, Drums引擎铸模，硬球糖，爵士鼓S07E03Lighters, Fossils, Hockey Pucks, High-pressure Cylinders打火机，化石，冰球，高压钢瓶S07E04Balloons, Wallpaper, Frozen French Fries, Incandescent Light Bulbs气球，墙纸，炸薯条，白炽灯泡S07E05Matches, Carousel Horses, Fine Porcelain, Petrol Tanks火柴，旋转木马，细瓷，汽油箱S07E06Glass Cookware, Soap Bars, Steel Drums, Firefighter Uniforms玻璃炊具，肥皂，铁皮鼓，防火服S07E07Crayons, Wooden Kayaks, Lawn Mowers, Gold Chains蜡笔，木伐子，割草机，金项链S07E08Inflatable Safety Devices, Braille Typewriters, Carbon Fibre Cellos安全气囊，盲人打字机，碳纤维大提琴S07E09Carbon Fibre Masts, Fortune Cookies, IMAX Projectors, Roller Chains碳纤维桅杆，好运饼干，IMAX 放映机，滚子链S07E10Firefighter Helmets, Nautical Compasses, Packaging Tubes, Handsaws消防员头盔，罗盘，包装软管，手锯S07E11Halogen Bulbs, Cellulose Insulation, Aluminium Ladders, Bamboo Fly Rods 卤素灯，纤维绝缘层，铝梯，竹制飞蝇钓竿S07E12Drill Bits, Photo Booths, Stamps钻头，照相亭，邮票S07E13Yacht Wheels, Braided Rugs, Automobile Thermostats, Chisels游艇方向盘，编织毯，汽车调温器，凿子S08E01Motorcycles, Clay Pipes, Drumsticks, Whistles摩托车，水泥管，鼓槌，哨子S08E02Glass Bottles, Hacksaws, Goalie Masks玻璃瓶，钢锯，守门员面具S08E03Lacrosse Sticks, Frozen Fish Products, Flashlights, Paintbrushes长柄曲棍球杆，油炸冻鱼肉，手电筒，油漆刷S08E04Deep Cycle Batteries, Tins, Optical Lenses蓄电池，白铁罐，光学镜头S08E05Pistons, Paint Rollers, Parachutes, Chimneys活塞，油漆滚筒，降落伞，烟筒S08E06Fishing Reels, Miniature Houses, Kitchen Mixers渔线轮，迷你房屋，厨房搅拌器S08E07Photographs, Fur Tanning, Welding Electrodes, Electric Violins照片，毛皮制革，电焊条，电子小提琴S08E08Horseshoes, Dishwashers, Graphite Fly Rods, Frozen Pizzas马蹄铁，洗碗机，石墨飞蝇钓竿，比萨饼S08E09Co2 Cartridges, Pretzels, Scissor Lifts, Skating Rinks二氧化碳弹药筒，椒盐卷饼，剪式提升机，滑冰场S08E10Pro Hockey Sticks, Bronzed Baby Shoes, Treadmills, Handheld Computers 职业曲棍球棍，古铜色婴儿鞋，跑步机，掌上电脑S08E11Handcuffs, Caulking, Propane Tanks, Forensic Facial Reconstruction手铐，堵缝剂，丙烷罐，法医学面部重塑S08E12Fur Coats, Hearses, Outdoor Lighting Fixtures, Golf Tees毛皮大衣，灵车，室外照明器材，高尔夫球座S08E13Manhole Covers, Range Hoods, Artificial Logs, Snowmobiles人孔盖，抽油烟机，人造原木，雪地摩托S09E01Solid Tires, Cheesecake, Canoe Paddles, Globes实心轮胎，奶酪蛋糕，独木舟短桨，地球仪S09E02Boomerangs, Barbecues, Pinball Machines, Strobe Lights飞去来器，烧烤炉具，弹球机，闪光灯S09E03Wooden Bowls, Chainsaws, Stackable Potato Chips, Jet Compressor Blades 木圆盆，链锯，马铃薯片，喷气压缩机叶片S09E04Steel Wool, Ranges, Carved Candles, Slot Machines钢丝棉，炊具系列，雕刻蜡烛，老虎机S09E05CCD Semiconductors, Airline Meals, Paper Cups, TrumpetsCCD半导体，航空餐，纸杯，小号S09E06Padlocks, Hair Clippers, Wooden Shoes, Synthetic Leather挂锁，电推剪，木鞋，人造革S09E07Racing Shells, Stainless Steel Sinks, Leather, Pedal Steel Guitar划艇，不锈钢水池，皮革，踏板钢铁吉他S09E08Swords, Pontoons, Grandfather Clocks, Fuses剑，浮船，落地大摆钟，保险丝S09E09Bumpers, Lighting Gels And Camera Filters, Steam Models, Candy Canes保险杠，滤色片，蒸汽模型，苔杖糖S09E10Umbrellas, Outboard Motors, Silver Cutlery, Tape Measures雨伞，舷外马达，银制餐具，卷尺S09E11Scalpels, Oil Paints, British Police Helmets, Ice Axes手术刀，油画颜料，英国警察头盔，冰斧S09E12Bacon, Snowblowers, Luxury Cars熏肉，扬雪车，豪华轿车S09E13Automatic Transmissions, Silver Miniatures, Hot Air Balloon Baskets, Darts 自动变速器，银制微型复制品，热气球吊篮，飞镖S10E01Magnets, Cooked Ham, Silver Teapots, Crash Test Dummies磁铁，火腿，银制茶壶，撞击测试人体模型S10E02Curling Stones, Refrigerators, Aluminium Baseball Bats, Opalescent Glass冰壶，冰箱，铝制棒球棍，乳白玻璃S10E03Levels, Hot Dogs, Abrasive Grain, Sandpaper水平尺，热狗，抛光粉，砂纸.S10E04Ice Cream Treats, Wooden Golf Clubs, Aircraft Wings, Car Battery Recycling冰淇淋，木制高尔夫球杆头，飞机机翼，车用蓄电池回收S10E05Automotive Fuel Pumps, Cricket Bats, Change Machines, Ductile Iron Pipe汽车燃油泵，板球，纸币找换机，球墨铸铁管S10E06Wooden Barrels, Fire Hydrants, Automotive Seats, Cathode Ray Tubes木桶，消防栓，汽车座椅，阴极射线管S10E07Stainless Steel, Football Helmets, Resin Figurines, Laboratory Glassware不锈钢，橄榄球头盔，树脂小塑像，实验室玻璃器具S10E08Fire Extinguishers, Doughnuts, Shock Absorbers, Banjos灭火器，甜甜圈，减震器，班卓琴S10E09Dress Forms, Boat Propellers, Duvets, Faucets女装人体模型，小艇螺旋桨，羽绒被，水龙头S10E10Bronze Bells, Wooden Airplane Propellers, Charcoal Briquettes, Gas Log Fireplaces青铜大钟，木制飞机螺旋桨，木炭块，壁炉圆木形煤气炉S10E11Pocket Knives, Soapstone Products, Electric Pole Transformers, Traditional Snowshoes 折迭小刀，皂石产品，电杆变压器，传统雪鞋S10E12Steel Shipping Drums, Police Whistles, Miniature Train Cars, Glass Blocks标准油桶，警笛，微型火车车厢，玻璃垫块S10E13Ice Cream Cones, Tent Trailers, Shoe Polish, Pliers蛋筒，篷式挂车，鞋油，钳子S11E01Binoculars, Sparklers, Rubber boots, Circular saw blades望远镜，焰火，长统水靴，圆锯锯片S11E02Anatomical models, Jukeboxes, Tortilla chips, Spark plugs解剖学模型，自动点唱机，墨西哥玉米片，火花塞S11E03Pencils, Metal Recycling, Coffee铅笔，金属回收，咖啡S11E04Javelins, Cuckoo Clocks, Hearts of Palm, Windshield Wipers标枪，布谷鸟钟，棕榈芯，雨刷S11E05Technical Glass, Washing Machines, Playing Cards, Crossbows技术玻璃，洗衣机，扑克牌，弩S11E06Cine Cameras, Glass Christmas Ornaments, Giant Tires电影摄影机，圣诞节玻璃装饰品，巨型轮胎S11E07Microphones, Hot Tubs, Artificial Turf, Beer Steins麦克风，按摩缸，人工草坪，啤酒S11E08Hot Rods, Decorative Eggs, Fire Hose Nozzles, Baseballs改装车，装饰蛋，灭火水龙带喷嘴，棒球S11E09Accordions, Pineapples, Artificial Joints手风琴，菠萝，人工关节S11E10Giant Valves, Sardines, Barographs, Disposable Diapers巨型阀门，沙丁鱼罐头，气压计，一次性尿片S11E11Heated Skate Blades, Gliders, Hand Bells, Fire Hoses加热式冰靴，滑翔机，手摇铃铛，灭火水龙带S11E12Introduction Cooktops, Truck Scales, Tetra Pak Containers, Harmonicas 电磁炉，车重地衡，利乐包装盒，口琴S11E13Baseball Gloves, Medical Electrodes, Stetson Hats棒球手套，医疗电极，牛仔帽S12E01Pneumatic Impact Wrenches, Cultured Marble Sinks, Plantain Chips, Nascar Stock Cars 气动扳手，人造大理石水池，炸香蕉片，纳斯卡赛车S12E02Jaws of Life, Artificial Christmas Trees, Soda Crackers, Ratchets救生钳，人造圣诞树，苏打饼干，棘轮扳手S12E03Thermometers, Produce Scales, Aircraft Painting, Luxury Chocolates温度计，挂秤，飞机机身彩绘，高档巧克力S12E04Carburetors, Air Conditioners, Sugar气化器，空调机，糖S12E05Combination Wrenches, Deli Meats, Golf Cars, Airships组合扳手，香肠，高尔夫球车，飞艇S12E06Carbon Fibre Car Parts, Hand Dryers, Recycled Polyester Yarn, Fleece碳纤维汽车零件，手烘干机，回收聚酯制丝线，羊毛布料S12E07Police Badges, Muffins, Car Washes, Pressure Gauges警徽，松饼，洗车房，压力表S12E08Metal Detectors, Rum, Tiffany Reproductions, Aircraft Engines金属探测器，兰姆酒，蒂凡尼灯具，飞机引擎S12E09Riding Mowers, Popcorn, Adjustable Beds, Cultured Diamonds乘骑式割草机，爆米花，可调床垫，人造钻石S12E10Airstream Trailers, Horseradish, Industrial Steam Boilers, Deodorant流线型拖车，辣根，工业蒸汽锅炉，防臭剂S12E11Screwdrivers, Rubber Track Loaders, Physician Scales, Carbon Fibre Baseball Bats螺丝刀，链带式装卸机，体重秤，碳纤维棒球棒S12E2Escalators, Kevlar Canoes, Marble Cheddar, Disc Music Boxes自动扶梯，凯夫拉尔独木舟，羊奶酪，碟式音乐盒S12E13Motorcycle Engines, Glass Enamel Sculptures, Hand-made Paper, Vaulting Poles摩托车引擎，玻璃搪瓷雕刻，手工纸，撑竿S13E01Hammers，Swiss Cheese，Roller Skates，Colored Pencils锤子，瑞士奶酪，旱冰鞋，彩色铅笔S13E02Carbon Fibre Bicycles，Blood Products，Forged Chandeliers，Ballpoint Pens碳纤维自行车，血液制品，锻造吊灯，圆珠笔S13E03Swiss Army Knives，Piano Player Rolls，Oil Tankers，Racing Wheels瑞士军刀，钢琴演奏器，油轮，赛车轮毂S13E04Bowling Balls，Barber Poles，Felt，Radar Guns保龄球，旋转彩柱，毛毡，雷达测速枪S13E05Copper Pipe Fittings，Cylinder Music Boxes，Pepper Mills，Hot Rod Steering Columns 铜管件，圆柱音乐盒，胡椒磨，汽车方向柱S13E06Gears，Leather Watchbands，Vitrelle Dishes，Kitchen Shears齿轮，真皮表带，抗摔玻璃碗碟，厨用剪刀S13E07Pressure Cookers，Mechanical Singing Birds，Buoys，Stainless-Steel Tank Trailers高压锅，唱歌机械鸟，浮标，不锈钢罐拖车S13E08Aluminum Boats，Alpine Horns，Luxury Watches铝壳船，高山牛角，豪华手表S13E09ATVs，Alpine Skis，Laser Cutters，Marble Sculptures全地形车，高山滑雪板，激光切割机，大理石雕塑S13E11Socket Sets，Leather Shoes，Aluminum Water Bottles，Bike Chains套筒扳手，皮鞋，铝制水瓶，自行车链条S13E11Carved Wood Sculptures，Flatware，Cow Bells，Fountain Pens木雕，餐具，牛铃，钢笔S13E12Olive Oil，Lift Trucks，Seamless Rolled Rings，Ski Boots橄榄油，叉车，无缝环件，滑雪靴S13E13Professional Cookware，Luxury Inlaid Boxes，High-Efficiency Water Heaters，Scooters 专业炊具，豪华镶嵌盒，高效率热水器，电动车S14E01Mini GP Motorcycles，Fig Cookies，Tool Boxes，Pipe Bends迷你锦标赛摩托车，无花果曲奇饼，工具箱，弯头S14E02Western Revolver Replicas，Arc Trainers，Used-Oil Furnaces，Vegetable Peelers and Pizza Cutters 西部左轮手枪复制品，健身椭圆机，废油燃烧器，削皮器和薄饼切割刀S14E 03Metal Golf Clubs，Waffles，Custom Wires and Cables，Train Wheels金属高尔夫球杆，华夫烘饼，订制线缆，火车轮子S14E04Sails，Walnuts，Wheel Immobilizers，Honeycomb Structural Panels风帆，核桃，轮胎防盗器，蜂窝结构板S14E05Surfboards，Stickers，Sandwich，Cookies Concrete Roofing Tiles冲浪板，贴纸，夹芯饼干，混凝土瓦S14E06Ski Goggles，Tower Cranes，Porcelain Figurines，Diesel Engines滑雪风镜，塔吊，瓷小雕像，柴油引擎S14E07Stuffed Olives，Astrolabes，Western Saddles酿水榄，星盘，西部马鞍S14E08Custom Running Shoes，Axes，Racing Karts，Animatronics订制跑鞋，斧头，卡丁车，电子动画S14E09Headphones，Diving Regulators，Reflector Light Bulbs耳机，潜水呼吸调节器，聚光灯泡S14E10Fly Fishing Reels，House Paint，Weaving Looms，Ice Makers飞钓卷筒，房屋涂料，编织机，制冰机S14E11Graphite Pencil Leads，Clarinets，Special Effects石墨铅笔芯，单簧管，特技效果S14E12Air Boats，Onions，3D Metal Printing，Curved Cabinet Doors空气船，洋葱，三维金属打印，弧形木柜门S14E13Retractable Ballpoint Pens，Solar Salt，Tubas圆珠笔，日晒盐，大号S15E01Kelp Caviar，Luxury Sailboats，Dental Crowns，Engines海带鱼子酱，豪华帆船，人造牙冠，发动机S15E02Leather Briefcases，Crop-Dusters，Corn Whiskey，Drag-Racing Clutches真皮公文包，喷洒农药飞机，玉米威士忌，直线竞速赛车离合器S15E03Train Rails，Desalinated Water，Racing Wheelchairs，Parquetry火车钢轨，淡化水，竞速轮椅，拼花木地板S15E04Flight Simulators，Traditional Bookbinding，Greenhouse Tomatoes，Hurricane-Proof Shutters 飞行模拟器，传统装订，温室西红柿，防风百叶窗S15E05Worcestershire Sauce，Lawn Bowls，Radio-Controlled Model Jets辣酱油，草地滚球，遥控模型喷气机S15E06Pipes，Rock Climbing Gear (Carabiners)，Leather Bike Saddles，Luxury Sports Cars烟斗，攀岩丝扣锁，自行车座，豪华跑车S15E07Replica Foods，Traffic Cone Dispensers，Rocking Horses，London Taxis食品模型，交通安全锥，摇马，伦敦出租车S15E08Miniature Furniture，Garden Steam Locomotives，Hovercraft，Folding Bicycles迷你家具，庭院蒸汽机车，气垫船，折迭自行车S15E09Crosscut Saws，Haggis，Collectible Firearms横割锯，肉馅羊肚，收藏枪支S15E10Alligator Bags，Lockers，Bench Planes，Deployable Flight Recorders鳄鱼手袋，储物柜，木工台刨，飞行纪录仪S15E11Grapples，Flavourings，Dog Sleds，Athletic Shoes抓斗，调味品，狗雪撬，运动鞋S15E 12Retractable Cords，Wood Frame Sports Cars，Sushi伸缩绳，木结构跑车，寿司S15E13Leather Wallets，French Horns，Soy Sauce，Children's Ride-On Cars真皮钱包，圆号，酱油，儿童骑乘汽车S16E01Millefiori Glass Paperweights, Road Salt, Nutcrackers, Car Doors玻璃镇纸，道路用盐，胡桃夹子，车门S16E02Straight Razors, Black Pudding, Steering Wheels, Inorganic Pigments直剃须刀，黑布丁，方向盘，无机颜料S16E03Cast Iron Cookware, Biodiesel, Clothes Hangers, Stone Wool Insulation铸铁炊具，生物柴油，衣架，保温岩棉S16E04Needles & Pins, Architectural Mouldings, Locomotives, Clothespins针头和针，建筑装饰线条，机车，衣夹S16E05Filigree Glass, Fish Food, Motor Homes掐丝玻璃，鱼类食品，房车S16E06Surgical Instruments, Ketchup, Double-Decker Buses, Walking Sticks手术器械，番茄酱，双层巴士，手杖S16E07Kitchen Accessories, Vacuums, Papier-maché, Hydraulic Cylinders厨房用具，中央吸尘器，纸制模型，液压缸S16E08Liquor Jugs, Deli Meats, NASCAR Engines粘土酒水罐，肉类熟食，纳斯卡引擎S16E09Digital Dentistry, Nail Clippers, Poster Restoration, Canola Oil数字牙科，指甲钳，海报修复，油菜籽油S16E10Dial Thermometers, Hummus, Spent Fuel Containers, Straw Sombreros温度计，豆沙，燃料容器，秸秆帽S16E11Tequila, Waterbeds, Flip Flops, Silver龙舌兰酒，水床，拖鞋，银S16E12Composite Propane Cylinders, Salsa, Water-Pumping Windmills, Dragsters 复合丙烷气瓶，沙拉，抽水风车，短程加速赛车S16E13Audio Tubes, Light Bars, Model Aircraft, Snare Drums音频真空管，警灯，木制飞机模型，金属鼓S17E01Decorative Sombreros，Salad Dressings，Cap Guns，Regenerative Medicine装饰草帽，沙拉酱和醋，信号枪，再生医学S17E02Cheese Graters，Hot Sauce，Silver Jewelery，Traditional Mexican Chairs奶酪刨，辣椒酱，金银珠宝，传统的墨西哥椅S17E03Game Calls，Mayonnaise，Traditional Razor Blades，Butterfly Safety Razors游戏哨子，蛋黄酱，传统的刀片，蝴蝶安全剃刀S17E04Corn Tortillas，Crankshafts & Camshafts，Bush Planes，Aluminum Bike Wheels 玉米饼，曲轴及凸轮轴，简易飞机，自行车铝轮毂S17E05Folding Kayaks，Pinatas，Garbage Trucks，Ceramic Composite Brake Discs折叠式皮艇，皮纳塔，垃圾车，陶瓷复合刹车盘S17E06Rolled Wafers，Wood Pellets，Class & Championship Rings园维夫，木屑颗粒，经典总冠军戒指S17E07Speed Skates，Synthetic Rubber，Cocoa Beans，Bulk Chocolate速划冰鞋，合成橡胶，可可豆，散装巧克力S17E08Custom Steering Wheels，Apple Pie，Domestic Radiators订制方向盘，苹果馅饼，室内暖气片S17E09Whips，Automated Pizza Makers，Incense Cones，Scale Turbine Engines长鞭，自动比萨机，香锥，航模涡轮发动机S17E10Heather Gems，Instant Film，Beet Sugar，Electric Roadsters石南宝石，拍立得，甜菜糖，电动跑车S17E11Underwater Robots，Lasagne，Band Saws，Ski Trekking Poles水下机器人，千层面，带锯床，滑雪登山杖S17E12Laminated Wood Beams，Off-road Vehicles，Veggie Burgers，Augers胶合木梁，越野车，素汉堡，螺丝钻S17E13Turbochargers，Enchiladas，Watches涡轮增压器，辣酱玉米饼馅，手表S18E01Patterned Glass Panels，Road Cases，Stop-Frame Animation压花玻璃，航空箱，木偶动画S18E02Industrial Wire Ropes，Living walls，Large format cameras，Gemstones钢索，植物墙，大画幅相机，宝石S18E03Chocolate Coins，Floor heating system，Pedal cars，Latex Swords巧克力金币，地板供暖系统，脚踏玩具车，乳胶剑S18E04Farmed Caviar，Intake Manifolds，Motorcycle Jackets，Forged Spades鱼子酱，引擎进气管，摩托夹克，铁锹S18E05Wax figures，Awnings，Sandwich Crackers，Pewter Tankards蜡像，遮篷，夹心饼干，锡制酒杯S18E06Cufflinks，Blueberry Turnovers，Dashboards，Pottery袖扣，蓝莓薄酥卷饼，汽车仪表盘，陶器S18E07Fish Replicas，Siren Systems，Pre-Packaged Sandwiches，Candlesticks仿真鱼模，警报器系统，预包装三明治，烛台S18E08Pipe cleaners，Blue Stilton cheese，Smart Electric Meters，Telescopes烟斗通条，蓝斯蒂尔顿奶酪，智能电表，望远镜S18E09Rally cars，Pork Pies，Floating Fountains，Artificial stone Ornaments拉力赛车，猪肉馅饼，浮动喷泉，人造石饰S18E10Tapioca Pudding，Snowplows，Paddle Boats，Fibre Cement Siding木薯布丁，铲雪机，脚踏船，纤维水泥板S18E11Blister packs，Deli slicer，Oysters，Weathervanes吸塑包装，得力切片机，牡蛎，风向标S18E12Top & Bowler Hats，Solar Water heaters，Sticky buns，Electrostatic Speakers 圆顶礼帽，太阳能热水器，粘包子，静电式扬声器S18E13Turntables，Steam engines，Playground Equipment，Teflon Pans唱机，蒸汽机，游乐设备，不粘锅SE01Garden Forks，English Toffee，Paint Chip Cards，Bundt Pans园艺叉,英式太妃糖，油漆色卡，蛋糕模具SE02Pewter Flasks，Potato Salad，Hydrogen Fuel Cells，Engineered Wood Siding锡制酒瓶，马铃薯沙拉，氢燃料电池组，工程木板墙SE03Canvas Wall Tents，Peace Pipes，Shredded Wheat Cereal，Cannons帆布帐篷，印第安式烟斗，块状麦片，加农炮SE04Robotic Hunting Decoys，Canned Tomatoes，Scoreboards，Lassos捕猎诱饵，罐装番茄酱，电子计分板，捕牛套索SE05Turf Grass，Beef Jerky，Wood Chippers，Bowling Pins草坪草，长条牛肉干，木片切削机，保龄球球瓶SE06Multi-tools，Jojoba Oil，Marionettes多用途工具刀，荷荷芭油，提线木偶SE07Fish Decoys，Film Digitization，Cylinder Stoves，Concrete Light Poles鱼饵，影片数字化存储，筒形火炉，混凝土灯杆SE08Bamboo Bicycles，Chainsaw Art，Breath Mints，Manual Motorcycle Transmissions 竹制自行车，木雕，薄荷糖，变速箱总成SE09Dinnerware，Air Brake Tanks，Frosted Cereal，Fossils陶瓷餐具，气刹储气罐，麦片，化石SE10Clay，Pitted Prunes，Spurs，Polyurethane Tires黏土，话梅，马靴，轮胎SE11Taser，Canned Soup，JawHarps&Mouth Bow，Diving Board泰瑟枪，汤品罐头，口弓，跳水板S20E01：印地安疗愈鼓、葡萄干、立体图片观赏器、铝带式麦克风S02E02：马衔、燕麦片、土耳其玉首饰、电动滑板车S20E03：硬甲钳、玉石推杆、苹果冰酒、滑水板S20E04：驿马车、反光道钉、火烤陶器、订制摩托车油箱S20E05：复刻陶瓷烟斗、饮水机、柳橙甜酒、复合弓S20E06：面纸、旅行拖车、拖鞋、摩托车安全帽S20E07: U型锁、圆锥帐篷、可颂面包、滚轮行李箱S20E08: 婴儿车、组合式房屋、木笛、单车轮胎S20E09: 打薄剪、马车轮、果酱夹心饼、小提琴弓S20E10：自行车卡鞋地、蒙古包、船用合板、油彩和蜡彩S20E11：铸铁浴缸、霍皮族娃娃、矿场卡车引擎重建、记忆卡S20E12：肠弦、苦艾酒、皮带头、杆锁S20E13：纸扇、胡桃油、铜。
[学英语]老友记第一季第一集中英文台词S01E01
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《老友记》第一季第一集（中央咖啡厅）没什么好说的！他只不过是我的同事There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.少来了，和你交往的男人…Come on. You're going out with a guy.多多少少一定有点问题！There's gotta be something wrong with him.他既驼背又戴假发？So does he have a hump and a hair piece?等一下，他是不是会吃粉笔？Wait. Does he eat chalk?我只是不希望你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh.各位放轻松，这不算约会Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.不过是两个人一起出去吃晚餐而且不上床It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.对我来说这就是约会Sounds like a date to me.做了个梦，在中学时代我站在餐厅中央…I'm back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria...突然发现自己全身赤裸...and I realize I'm totally naked.对，没错我做过那样的梦Oh, yeah. I've had that dream.我低头一看，看见有一个电话…Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...在那里...there.而不是…没错Instead of... That's right!我没做过那样的梦没有That one, I've never had. No.突然，那个电话响了All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.结果是我妈妈打来的And it turns out it's my mother.这非常奇怪因为她从来都不会打电话给我！Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.嗨Hi.这家伙说〝嗨〞的时候我却想杀了我自己This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself.你还好吧，亲爱的？Are you okay, sweetie?我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙抓住我的小肠，从我的嘴里拉出来I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth...再在我的脖子上打结…要吃饼干吗？...and tied it around my neck. Cookie?卡萝今天搬走了她的东西Carol moved her stuff out today.哦Oh.我给你拿杯咖啡谢谢Let me get you some coffee. Thanks.呃Ew. Unh.不，不要！不要清理我的光环！No. No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura.不要管我的光环，好吗？Just leave my aura alone, okay?我会没事的，好吗？真的我希望她开心I'll be fine. All right? Really. I hope she'll be very happy.不，你并不希望是的，我不希望！No, you don't. No, I don't.叫她去死，是她离开了我！To hell with her. She left me!你从来都不知道她是女同性恋And you never knew she was a lesbian.不知道！行了吧！No! Okay?为什么每个人老是要提出来？Why does everyone keep fixating on that?她都不知道，我又怎么会知道？She didn't know. How should I know?有时候我希望我是女同性恋…Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.我讲得很大声吗？Did I say that out loud?没事的，罗斯你现在感到很痛苦All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now.你很生气，很伤心You're angry. You're hurting.我能告诉你解决方法是什么吗？Can I tell you what the answer is?脱衣舞厅！Strip joints!别这样，你单身了！有需求的！Come on, you're single. Have some hormones.我不想单身，好吗？See, but I don't want to be single, okay?我只想…再次结婚！I just wanna be married again.而我只想要一百万美金！And I just want a million dollars!瑞秋！Rachel?噢，老天爷，摩妮卡感谢上帝！Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God!我刚到你那里去，而你不在那个拿着大锤子的家伙说I went to your building and this guy with a hammer said...你可能在这里你真在这里！...that you might be here, and you are.你想喝点咖啡吗？无咖啡因的Can I get you some coffee? Decaf.好了，各位，这位是瑞秋另一个林肯高中的幸存者Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.这就是各位这是钱德、菲比This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe...乔伊，还有你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗？...and Joey. And remember my brother, Ross?当然，嘿！嘿Sure! Hey.嗨天啊Hi. Oh, God.那你现在可以告诉我们了吗还是说我们在等着四位湿漉的伴娘?So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?好吧，大概在婚礼前半个小时Oh, God! Well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding.我在礼物间里I was in this room with all the presents...看着那个肉汁壶...and I was looking at this gravy boat.那是个非常好看的肉汁壶This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.然后，突然…有代糖吗？When all of a sudden... Sweet 'N Low?我发现…I realized...我对这个肉汁壶比对巴瑞更有冲动！...I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.然后我吓呆了然后这个想法突然出现在脑中：Then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me:巴瑞看起来多像洋芋头先生啊How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.我总是觉得他眼熟，但是…You know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but...总之我必须离开那里，我在想：Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering:〝我为什么这样做，我为谁这样做？〞"Why am I doing this?" And "Who am I doing this for?"我不知道该去哪里而且我知道我和你有点疏远了Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart...但你是我这个城市里唯一认识的人...but you're the only person I know in the city.而且没有受邀参加你的婚礼Who wasn't invited to the wedding.噢，我希望你不会把它当一回事…Oh, I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue.我猜他给她买了个管风琴I'm guessing he bought her the big pipe organ...而她很不喜欢那个...and she's really not happy about it.老爸，我就是无法和他结婚Daddy, I just... I can't marry him.对不起I'm sorry.我只是不爱他了I just don't love him.这对我很有关系！Well, it matters to me.她真不应该穿那条裤子She should not be wearing those pants.我觉得应该把她推下楼I say push her down the stairs.把她推下楼…Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!爸爸，听我说！Come on, Daddy, listen to me!这就好像在我一生中所有人都告诉我：〝你是鞋子！〞It's like all of my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe!〝你是鞋子…〞You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!"然后今天，我停下来对自己说：〝如果我不想成为鞋子呢？如果我想成为一个包包？What if I wanna be a purse? You know?或一顶帽子？〞Or a hat?"不，我不是要你给我买帽子我是说我是帽子I don't want you to buy me a hat, I am a hat.这是个比喻，爸爸！It's a metaphor, Daddy!你看得出他哪里听不懂You can see where he'd have trouble.爸爸，这是我的生活Look, Daddy, it's my life.也许我可以和摩妮卡住在一起Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.我猜我们已经确定她要和摩妮卡住在一起了…I guess we've established she's staying with Monica.也许那是我的决定Well, maybe that's my decision.也许我不需要你的钱Well, maybe I don't need your money.等等！我说也许！Wait! Wait! I said maybe!呼吸，呼吸好，就这样Okay. Just breathe, that's it.试着想一些让你镇定的事…Just try to think of nice, calm things.玫瑰上的雨滴，还有猫的胡须Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens门铃和雪橇铃，还有手套…Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens啦啦啦，还有一些条状物…La la la something With string我现在好多了I'm all better now.我帮上忙啦I helped.瞧，这也许对你来讲是最好的知道吗？Look, this is probably for the best, you know?独立了，把握自己的生活Independence. Taking control of your life.还有，你还需要什么你可以随时来找乔伊And, hey, if you need anything, you can always come to Joey.我和钱德就住在对面而且他经常不在乔伊，不要再对她放电了今天是她结婚的日子！Joey, stop hitting on her. It's her wedding day.怎么啦，难道这还有什么规定吗？What? Like there's a rule or something?请不要再按了那是很恐怖的声音Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.我是保罗让他进来！Uh, it's Paul. Buzz him in.谁是保罗？保罗，红酒达人，保罗？Who's Paul? Paul, the wine guy, Paul?也许Maybe.等等，你今晚的〝不是真正约会〞是和红酒达人保罗？Wait a minute. Your "not a real date" is with Paul, the wine guy?他终于约你出去啦？是的！He finally asked you out? Yes.真是个可以写入日记的时刻Ooh. This is a "Dear Diary" moment.瑞秋，等等，我可以取消…Rach, wait, I can cancel.不用你去吧，我不会有事的！Please, no. Go, I'll be fine.罗斯，你没事吧？你希望我留下来吗？Ross, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?能留下就太好了…That'd be good.真的？不，去吧！那可是红酒达人保罗耶！Really? No, go on! It's Paul, the wine guy.进来，保罗，这是…Hi, come in. Paul, this is...大家各位，这是保罗...everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.保罗！红酒达人！Paul, the wine guy.红酒达人！我没听清楚你的名字，是保罗吗？Wine guy. I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?请坐，两秒钟就好好Okay. Sit down. Two seconds. Okay.我刚拔掉四根睫毛不是个好兆头Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.那么瑞秋，你今晚…打算做什么？So, Rachel, what are you up to tonight?我本来应该到阿鲁巴度蜜月Well, I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon...所以，没事做！...so, nothing.对呀，你连蜜月都无法去Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon.不过，阿鲁巴，这个时候？God. No, no. Although, Aruba. Heh. This time of year? Eh.你可以谈论一下…Talk about your...大蜥蜴...big lizards.总之如果今晚你不想自己一个人的话Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight...乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具...Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture.对，而且我们为此感到兴奋Yes, and we're very excited about it.谢谢了，不过我想今晚还是留在这里吧Actually, thanks, but I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.今天真是漫长的一天是呀，好吧It's been a long day. Oh, sure. Okay. Sure.菲比，你要来帮忙吗？Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help?噢，我希望我能，但是我不想Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.我应该把支架固定在侧面I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things...用螺纹蜗轮ing a bunch of these little worm guys.我没有支架，没有看到螺纹蜗轮I have no bracket-y thing, I see no worm guys whatsoever...而且我的腿麻了...and I cannot feel my legs.这是什么？What's this?我不知道I have no idea.搞定书架了！完工了！Done with the bookcase. All finished.这是卡萝最喜欢的啤酒This was Carol's favorite beer.她总是直接从罐子喝，我该知道的She always drank it out of the can. I should have known.罗斯，我来问你一个问题Hey. Ross, let me ask you a question.她得到家具、音响、超赞的电视…She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV.那你得到了什么？What did you get?你们啊You guys.天呀你被耍了Oh, God. Oh, my God. You got screwed.我的老天！我知道，我真是个笨蛋Oh, my God. I know, I know. I'm such an idiot.当她一个礼拜见四、五次牙医我就该知道了I should've caught on when she went to the dentist four and five times a week.谁的牙齿需要这么干净？I mean, how clean can teeth get?我哥哥正在克服这种事呢他真是一团糟My brother's going through that. He's such a mess.你是怎么克服的？How did you get through it?他可以试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西He might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers.比如她的…腿？Say her... Leg?那样也可以！Heh. That's one way of going through it, yeah.我则是砸了她的手表Me, I went for the watch.你真的砸了她的手表？You actually broke her watch? Mm.巴瑞，对不起，对不起Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.我知道你可能认为和那天我对你说跟你穿袜子做爱有关，但不是的You probably think it's about making love with your socks on, but it isn't.这和我有关，我只是…It isn't, it's about me. And I...嘿，机器又把电话挂断了不管怎样…Hi. Machine cut me off again. Anyway...知道什么最吓人的吗？如果每个人只有一个女人适合他呢？You know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody?我是说如果你得到一个女人，就这样I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it?不幸的是，以我的例子来讲是她…得到一个女人Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.你在说什么？〝一个女人〞？What are you talking about? One woman.那就好像你只吃一种口味的冰淇淋That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you.让我告诉你，罗斯还有很多种口味Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there.有碎糖口味、饼干口味然后还有香草口味There's rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla.还可以加糖条、果仁或者鲜奶油一起吃！You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.这是你一生中最棒的时刻了！This is the best thing that ever happened to you.你难道是八岁结婚的？You got married. You were like, what, 8?欢迎回到现实里！拿起汤匙！Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.离我的冰箱远点！Then stay out of my freezer.从她离开我之后，我…Ever since she walked out on me, I...怎么啦？What? What?你想边吃面条边讲出来？You wanna spell it out with noodles?不，这本该在和你第五次约会时才能说出来的No, it's more of a fifth date kind of revelation.噢，所以会有第五次约会罗？Oh, so there's gonna be a fifth date?会有吗？Isn't there?我觉得会有Yeah, yeah. I think there is.你要说什么？What were you gonna say?好吧Well... Er, uh...自从她离开我之后…Ever since she left me, um...我就一直…...I haven't been able to perform...无法行房...sexually.天啊，对不起Oh, God! Oh, God! I am so...对不起…没关系I'm so sorry. It's okay.被人吐水应该不是你现在需要的Being spit on is probably not what you need right now.唔…Um...多久了？How long?两年Two years.哇！Wow!我真高兴你砸了她的手表！I'm glad you smashed her watch.那你还希望有第五次约会吗？So you still think you might want that fifth date?是的Yeah.是的，我希望Yeah, I do.我乔安妮接受查理斯为我的合法丈夫I, Joanie, take you, Charles, as my lawful husband.你是否接受乔安妮…看吧Do you take Joanie...? Oh! See.可是乔安妮爱佳奇！就是这里不同！But Joanie loved Chachi. That's the difference.〝拿起汤匙〞"Grab a spoon."你知道我多久没拿汤匙了吗？Do you know long it's been since I grabbed a spoon?〝比利，别逞英雄〞这句话对你有没有意义？Do the words, "Billy, don't be a hero," mean anything to you?是这样的，就算我想…You know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough...约一个女人出来...to ask a woman out...我该约谁？...who am I gonna ask?是不是很不可思议？Isn't this amazing?我以前从来没泡过咖啡I mean, I have never made coffee before in my life.是很不可思议恭喜你That is amazing. Congratulations.你现在刚好有心情有没有想做个蛋饼之类的东西…While you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make a Western omelet or something...不过我还不太饿…Although, actually I'm really not that hungry this morning.早安早安Good morning. Good morning.早安早安Morning. Morning.早安早安，保罗Morning. Morning, Paul.你好，保罗嘿，是保罗，对吗？Hello, Paul. Hi. Paul, is it?我昨晚很开心I had a really great time last night.谢谢你!太感谢你了!Thank you. Thank you so much.再聊好的We'll talk later, okay? Yeah.谢谢 Thank you.那不是真正的约会！That wasn't a real date.那你真正的约会都在干什么？What the hell do you do on a real date?闭嘴，把我的桌子搬回去好的！Shut up and put my table back. Okay.好啦，孩子们，我要去工作啦All right, kids, I gotta get to work.不过如果我不把那些数字输入也不会有什么差别If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference.你们都有工作吗？So, like, you guys all have jobs?对，我们都有Yeah, we all have jobs.这样我们才有钱买东西See, that's how we buy stuff.对，我是演员Yeah, I'm an actor.哇，我有见过你的作品吗？Wow. Would I have seen you in anything?哦，应该没有，大部分是地方性节目Oh, I doubt it. Mostly regional work.等等，除非你看过翻拍的《木偶奇遇记》Unless you happened to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio.〝瞧，老木匠，我是个真正的小男孩〞"Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy."别这样羞辱我I will not take this abuse.没错，对不起You're right. I'm sorry.我曾经是个小木偶…Once I was a wooden boy A little wooden boy你今天怎么样？睡得好吗？So how are you doing today? Did you sleep okay?和巴瑞谈过吗?我无法停止微笑Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.看得出来，就好像你睡觉时有个衣架在你嘴里I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.我知道，他只是太…I know. He's just so...你还记得你和托尼多马哥吗？Remember you and Tony De Marco?是的，记得就好像那样，但有感觉Oh, yeah. Well, it's like that. With feelings.哇，你有麻烦了Oh, wow, are you in trouble!好，我要醒过来，去工作Okay, okay. I am just going to get up, go to work...而且不要整天想着他...and not think about him all day.或者只是站起来去工作Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.喔，祝我好运！为什么？Oh, wish me luck! What for?我要去找工作之类的事I'm gonna go get one of those job things.嘿，摩妮卡！嘿，弗兰妮，欢迎回来！Hey, Monica. Hey, Franny. Welcome back.佛罗里达怎么样？How was Florida?你跟人上床了，对吧？You had sex, didn't you?你怎么知道的How do you do that?那么，是和谁？你认识保罗吗？So, who? You know Paul?保罗，红酒达人？Paul, the wine guy?是的，我认识保罗Oh, yeah, I know Paul.你认识他就好像我认识他一样？You mean, you know Paul like I know Paul?你开玩笑吧？保罗还欠我人情呢Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul.在我之前，他两年都无法行房Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.那当然是谎言！Of course it was a line.为什么？为什么有人会做这样的事情？Why? Why would anybody do something like that?我想更精确的答案是We're looking for an answer more sophisticated than:〝为了和你上床〞"To get you into bed."是因为我吗？Is it me?是因为我会散发某种信号吗？Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs...只有狗和有感情问题的男人才会成应到？...and men with severe emotional problems can hear?好啦，过来这里，把你的脚给我All right, come here. Give me your feet.我只是以为他是个好人I just thought he was nice, you know?我真不敢相信你不知道那是谎言！I can't believe you didn't know it was a line.猜猜怎么样？Guess what.你找到工作啦？开玩笑吗？You got a job? Are you kidding?我一点经验都没有！I'm trained for nothing.我今天被十二个面试员嘲笑I was laughed out of 12 interviews today.而且你还这么高兴Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.你也会高兴的如果你发现名牌皮靴特价…Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale...打五折！...50 percent off.是呀，你真了解我…Oh, how well you know me.这双是〝我不需要工作，我不需要父母They're my new "I don't need a job or my parents.我买了新皮靴〞的皮靴！I've got great boots" boots.你用什么付帐的？信用卡How'd you pay for them? Uh, credit card.那谁付帐单呢？And who pays for that?我爸爸Um, my father.你不能靠你爸爸过一辈子You can't live off your parents your whole life.我知道，这就是为什么我要结婚I know that. That's why I was getting married.别逼她，第一次独立生活是很困难的Give her a break. It's hard being on your own for the first time.谢谢你别客气Thank you. You're welcome.记得我第一次来这个城市我才十四岁I remember when I first came to this city, I was 14.我妈妈刚自杀我的继父又进了监狱My mom had killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison.然后在这里我不认识任何人And I got here, and I didn't know anybody.然后我和一个在港务局给人擦车窗的…I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields...白化病人住在一起最后他也自杀了...outside Port Authority. And then he killed himself.然后我找到按摩这份工作所以相信我，我完全了解你的感受And then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.你想说的话是：The word you're looking for is:〝总之…〞"Anyway..."好了，准备好了吗？All right. You ready?还没有来吧I don't think so. Oh, come on.剪掉，剪掉Cut. Cut.剪掉，剪掉，剪掉Cut, cut, cut.嘿好耶Hey. All right.欢迎来到真实世界！Welcome to the real world.它很糟糕，但是你会喜欢的！It sucks. You're gonna love it.好啦，够啦你要在沙发上睡？Well, that's it. You gonna crash on the couch?不，我总要回家啊你还好吗？No. No, I gotta go home sometime. Are you gonna be okay?是的Yeah.看我刚才在地板上发现什么Look what I just found on the floor.什么？What?那是保罗的手表That's Paul's watch.你就把它放回原处吧You can just put it back where you found it.好吧，晚安，各位Oh, boy. All right. Good night, everybody.晚安Good night.唔唔Hmm. Hmm.喔，抱歉不，你来Oh, sorry. No. Oh, no. Go.不，你吃吧平分？No, have it, really. Split it?好吧好吧Okay. Okay.谢谢Thanks.你可能不知道，在高中…You probably didn't know this, but back in high school I had...我曾暗恋过你...a major crush on you.我知道I knew.你知道？You did? Oh.我还以为你一直认为我是摩妮卡的书呆子哥哥呢I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.我是这么认为的I did. Oh.听着，你是不是认为…Listen, do you think...你不要太在意我的脆弱这已经成为习惯And try not to let my vulnerability become any kind of a factor here.但是你认为我可以约你出去吗？Do you think it would be okay if I ask you out sometime, maybe?可以啊Yeah.也许Maybe.好Okay.好吧，我可能会约你…Okay, maybe I will.晚安晚安Good night. Good night.再见See you.嗯哼Mm-hm.等等，你怎么啦？Wait, wait. Hey, what's with you?我刚刚拿起汤匙I just grabbed a spoon.我真不敢相信我听到的Can't believe what I'm hearing.我真不敢相信我听到的I can't believe What I'm hearing here怎么啦，我说你有个我说你有个…What? I said you had... What? I said you had...有完没完我的老毛病又犯了？Would you stop? Oh, was I doing it again?没错Yes.有人要咖啡吗？Would anybody like more coffee?你泡的，还是你只是端过来？Did you make it or are you just serving it?只是端过来好吧，我要杯咖啡I'm just serving it. I'll have a cup of coffee.孩子们，新的梦…Kids, new dream.我在拉斯维加斯我是丽莎·明妮莉…I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minnelli.。
《新闻编辑室》S01E01笔记：为什么美国不伟大
《新闻编辑室》S01E01笔记：为什么美国不伟大笔记来源：沪江英语网第一集剧情介绍在一通公开的长篇激论之后，广受好评的新闻主播Will McAvoy 结束休假回到办公室后，发现他的大部分部下将要另谋他就，而即将合作的新制片人竟是他的前女友MacKenzie McHale 。
此时内部消息网络上传来的一则关于墨西哥湾石油泄漏的潜在的灾难性突发新闻，迫使这个新团队共同面临一场新挑战。
主播在新闻道德与商业利益，个人利益上将作出如何的选择...【英语短语】1. And with a straight face you're gonna tell students that America is so star-spangled awesome that we're the only ones who have the freedom. 而你居然还一本正经地告诉学生美国已经是世界上独一无二的国家，我们是唯一拥有自由的人！剧情：Will 对他身边的人认为美国独一无二的原因是自由嗤之以鼻，并嘲笑他已经认为美国不可一世。
with a straight face: 板着脸，一本正经的2. We never beat our chest. 我们从不空口说大话。
剧情：Will在大学发表长篇大论，先是抨击所谓的美国独大之说，然后又表示如果我们继续努力，美国可以成为世界上最伟大的国家。
Will说：我们不要空口说大话，而应该做该做的事情。
beat our chest: 拍胸脯，打包票3. I was telling you not to let him off the hook. 我是告诉你不要对他手软。
剧情：制作人Don对Will曾经的采访表示不满，认为他没有问出够尖锐的问题。
off the hook: 脱身，摆脱困境4. You blew the interview and you took it out on me. 你自己搞砸了采访还对我撒气。
神探夏洛克第二季S01E01台词.简体&英文 人人字幕组版
- I'll be back in two minutes, mate. - What?
-我得回去拿伞 -我们可以合撑一把
- I'm just going home to get my umbrella. - You can share mine.
就两分钟 行吧
Two minutes, all right?
-我爱你 -我等不及了
- I love you. - When?
快去叫的士
Get a cab!
我的丈夫
My husband...
天性乐观 生活美满
was a happy man who lived life to the full.
他热爱家庭和工作
He loved his family and his work,
Stamford, Mike Stamford. We were at Barts together.
对 抱歉 迈克 你好
Yes, sorry, yes, Mike, hello.
-没事 我理解 我胖了 -没有
- Yeah, I know, I got fat. - No, no.
听说你去国外挨枪子儿了 情况如何
她在哪儿
Where is she?
交通部副部长 贝丝·达文波的尸体
The body of Beth Davenport, Junior Minister for Transport,
于昨天后半夜 在伦敦一座建筑工地被发现
was found late last night on a building site in Greater London.
但大家只需采取合理的预防措施
犯罪心理Criminal Mind 警语1—4季
S01E01没有必要信仰超自然的罪恶根源，因为人类本身就能胜任于任何邪恶。
——Joseph ConradWhen you look long into an abyss,the abyss looks into you.——Nietzsche当你看向深渊足够久时，深渊也会回看向你。
——尼采S01E02Imagination is more important than knowledge.Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.—— Einstein想象力比知识更重要，知识是受限制的，想象力则包容着整个世界。
——爱因斯坦Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors.Try to be better than yourself.——William Faulkner别自寻烦恼地只想比你同时代的人或是先辈们出色，试着比你自己更出色吧。
——福克纳S01E03Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.——Samuel Johnson几乎所有的行为荒谬性均缘自与模仿那些我们不可能雷同的人。
——Samuel JohnsonS01E04Don't forget that I cannot see myself that my role is limited to being the one who looks in the mirror.——Jacques Rigaut别忘了我看不到我自己，我的角色仅限于看向镜子里的那个人。
——Jacques RigautBirds sing after a storm.Why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever sunlight remains to them?——Rose Kennedy鸟儿在暴风雨后歌唱，为什么人们在仍是阳光普照时还不能尽情感受快乐呢？——Rose KennedyS01E05When a good man is hurt,all who would be called good must suffer with him.——Euripides当一个好人受到伤害，所有的好人定将与其同历磨难。
S01E01-The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate
Just show me one of them.
好了，给我看一边吧
She's insane!
她疯了
The woman is insane.
那个女人疯了
It's before work,after work, and during work.
上班前，上班后，上班中
She's got me doing butt-clenches at my desk.
我们想它会一半时间跟罗斯住一半跟我住
Well,isn't that just lovely?
那是不是很棒呢
That's something you'll enjoy...
那是一件你们两个…
...for a really,really, really long time. …
可以疼爱非常非常久的东西
Hopefully.
You have a date?
你有约会？
Monica's setting me up.
对呀，摩妮卡介绍的
What about Ross and....
那罗斯跟…
What? My whole insane jealousy thing?
我打翻醋坛子那码子事啊？
Well,you know, as much fun as that was...
她叫我在公司做收臀运动
And now they won't bring me my mail anymore.
现在，他们不再送邮件给我了
Hey,Pheebs. How'd it go with Scott?
菲菲，你昨晚跟史考怎么样？
天才理论传(生活大爆炸)S01E01 中英文对白
天才理论传第一季第1集将光子正对平面上的双缝观察任意一个隙缝它不会穿过那两个隙缝So if a photon is directed to a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed,it will not go through both slits.如果没被观察那就会If it's unobserved, it will.总之如果观察它在离开平面到击中目标之前它就不会穿过那两个隙缝However,if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target,it will not have gone though both slits.没错但你为什么要说这个?Agreed. What's your point?没什么我只是觉得这个主意可以用于设计T恤衫There's no point. I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.请问Excuse me.等等Hang on.横1是Aegean (爱情海)Uh,one across is "aegean. "竖8是Nabokov (小说洛丽塔的作者)横26是MCMEight down is "nabokov. "26 across is "mcm. "竖14是...手指挪开点14 down is... move your finger...Phylum (生物门类) 这样一来横14就是Port-au-Prince (太子港)"phylum" which makes 1across "port-au-prince"瞧提示是"Papa doc的首都" (海地前总统) 所以是太子港see,"papa doc's capitol idea," that's "port-au-prince. "海地的Haiti.- 能为你效劳吗?- 是的- Can I help you?- Y es.这里是高智商精子银行吗?Um... is this the high-iq sperm bank?如果你这么问也许你不该来这If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.我想就是这没错了I think this is the place.- 把这个填一填- 谢谢- Fill these out.- Thank you.我们马上好We'll be right back.慢慢来我还要玩填字游戏Oh,take your time. I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.噢慢着Oh,wait.Leonard 我办不到Leonard,I don't think I can do this.开玩笑? 你可是半职业人士What,are you kidding? Y ou're a semi-pro.不我们这样是诈骗No. We are committing genetic fraud.我们没法保证生出来的一定是高智商小孩There's no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high-iq offspring. Think about that.我姐姐跟我有一套相同的基本基因她却在Fuddrucker餐厅当服务生I have a sister with the same basic dna mix who hostesses at fuddruckers.Sheldon 这可是你的主意啊Sheldon,this was your idea.轻松赚点钱就有钱能升级我们的网络带宽A little extra money to get fractional t-1 bandwith in the apartment.我知道我确实很渴望高速下载I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads.但一些可怜的女人会把希望寄托在我的精子上But there's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.万一生出来一个连曲线下部的面积用积分还是微分算都搞不清楚的小屁孩怎么办?What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?我想她还是会爱那个宝宝的I'm sure she'll still love him.我不会I wouldn't.你想要怎样?Well,what do you want to do?- 我想要走- 好吧- I want to leave.- Okay.离开时要怎么说呢?What's the protocol for leaving?我不知道我可从没有拒绝过提供精子的要求I don't know- I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.我们就直接走出去吧Let's try just walking out.好Okay.- 再见- 再见很高兴认识你- Bye.- Bye. Nice meeting you.你还在为精子银行的事生气吗?Are you still made about the sperm bank?没有No.你想听一件关于楼梯的趣事吗?Y ou want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?不是很想Not really.如果一阶楼梯比普通的矮个2毫米大部分人都会绊倒If the height of a single step is off by millimetres, most people will trip不关我事I don't care.2毫米? 不会吧Two milli... that doesn't seem right.是真的我12岁时做了一系列的实验No,it's true. I did a series of experiments when I was 12.我爸爸因此还跌断了锁骨My father broke his clavicle.所以他们把你送去寄宿学校?Is that why they sent you to boarding school?不那是因为我研究激光惹的事No. That was a result of my work with lasers.- 新邻居?- 显然是- new neighbor?- Evidently.比上一任有了明显可观的改善Significant improvement over the old neighbor.那个200磅重还患有皮肤病的异装癖? 噢绝对是200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? Y es,she is.- 嗨- 嗨- Oh,hi.- Hi.- 嗨- 嗨- Hi.- Hi.- 嗨- 嗨?- Hi.- Hi?我们不想打扰你我们是住对面的邻居We don't mean to interrupt.We live across the hall.啊太好了Oh,that's nice.噢不我们不是同居Oh,no,uh,we don't live together.我是说虽然住在一起但是在不同的...I mean,we live together,but in separate,直男房间里heterosexual bedrooms.那好吧我是你们的新邻居我叫PennyOh. Okay,well,guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny.我是Leonard 他是SheldonOh. Leonard. Sheldon.- 嗨- 嗨- Hi.- Hi.- 嗨- 嗨Hi. Hi. Hi.欢迎你搬来Well,uh... oh,uh,welcome to the building.谢谢有空一起喝个咖啡吧Oh,thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime.- 噢好啊- 好啊- Oh,great.- Great.- 好啊- 好啊- Great.- Great.- 那么再见啦- 再见- Well,uh,bye.- Bye.- 再见- 再见- Bye.- Bye.我们应该邀请她共进午餐吗?Should we have invited her for lunch?不我们要看Battlestar Galactica第二季(太空堡垒卡拉狄加)No. We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.我们已经看过第二季的DVD了We already watched the season two dvds.那时候没带评论音轨一起看啊Not with commentary.我们应该做好邻居请她过来让她感受到我们对她的欢迎I think we should be good neighbors and invite her over, make her feel welcome.我们从来没请那个不男不女的Louise过来啊We never invited louie-slash-louise over.那是我们不对Well... and that was wrong of us.我们要扩大社交圈We need to widen our circle.我的社交圈很广I have a very wide circle.我在MySpace上有212个朋友I have 212 friends on myspace.是的但你从没见过任何一个真人Y es,and you've never met one of them.这正是它的美好之处That's the beauty of it.我去请她过来I'm gonna invite her over.我们好好吃一餐闲聊一下We'll have a nice meal and... chat.闲聊? 我们不闲聊至少不线下闲聊Chat? We don't chat.At least not offline.不会很难的你就听她说Well,it's not difficult. Y ou just listen to what she says然后给一些适当的回应就好了and then you say something appropriate in response.直到什么时候?To what end?嗨又是我们Hi. Again.- 嗨- 嗨- Hi.- Hi.我们买了些印度菜Anyway,um... we brought home indian food.那个...And,um...我知道搬家会很累人I know that moving can be stressful,当我觉得很累的时候and,and,I find that when I'm undergoing stress,吃顿好的跟人聊聊天会让我放松很多that good food and company can have a comforting effect.此外咖喱是天然的温和泻药我不一定要告诉Also, curry is a natural laxative, and I don't have to tell you,你也知道干净的结肠会让你省去件烦心事that,you know,a clean colon is just one less thing to worry about.Leonard 虽然我不是专家但我相信当你邀请人吃午饭的时候最好省略关于肠部运动的话题Leonard,I'm no expert here, but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.你们是在邀我一起吃饭?Oh,you're inviting me over to eat?是啊Uh... yes.真是太好了我很愿意Oh,that's so nice. I'd love to.很好Great.你们平时都玩什么呢?So,what do you guys do for fun around here?今天我们尝试了靠手淫挣钱Well,today we tried masturbating for money.* 宇宙是个大火炉*Our whole universe was in a hot,dense state* 140亿年前大爆炸稍等*then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... wait!* 地球开始冷却生物开始繁衍*The earth began to cool the autotrophs began to drool,* 尼安得特尔人发明工具我们建造墙瓦* neanderthals developed tools we built the wall* 我们创造金字塔数学科学历史*we built the pyramids math,science,history,* 揭露奥秘*unraveling the mystery that all started* 就从宇宙大爆炸开始! *with a big bang bang!请随意yourself at home.谢谢Okay. Thank you.不客气Y ou're very welcome.这些看起来好深奥啊Leonard 这是你写的吗?This looks like some serious stuff. Leonard,did you do this?实际上那些是我做的Actually,that's my work.哇Wow.就是些量子力学而已边上我随便胡写了一点弦理论Y eah. Well,it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges.那个部分是开玩笑的That part there, that's just a joke.是我乱改的伯恩-奥本海默近似版It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.你就像"美丽心灵"那部电影里面的那种天才人物So you're like one of those beautiful mind genius guys.可以这么说Y eah.好厉害啊This is really impressive.我也有块纸板如果你喜欢这边是我的纸板I have a board. If you like boards, this is my board.我的妈呀Holy smokes.如果你说的"我的妈呀"指的是在麻省理工大学任何一个男生宿舍墙上都能看到的涂写那我想是的If by "holy smokes" you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff you can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure.- 什么?- 得了吧- What?- Come on.谁没见过"我伤心地坐在这"下面的微分演算啊?Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit, broken-hearted"?至少我不用自己发明26种量纲才能让演算成立At least I didn't have to invent 2dimensions just to make the math come out.我没有发明它们它们本来就是存在的I didn't invent them. They're there.在哪个世界上存在啊?In what universe?所有的世界里都存在这正是关键In all of them,that is the point.我可以开动了吗?Uh... do you guys mind if I start?PennyUm... penny...你坐了我的座位that's where i sit.那你坐我旁边嘛So,sit next to me.不行我只坐那个座位No... I sit there.- 有什么区别?- 有什么区别?- What's the difference?- What's the difference?又来了Here we go.冬天那个位置跟电暖炉之间的距离正好能让人保持温暖而又不会太近导致出汗In the winter,that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm,and yet not so close as to cause perspiration夏天坐在这儿正好能吹到从这个窗口到那个窗口对吹的风in the summer,it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there而且这里对着电视的角度正好it faces the television at an angle that is neither direct,既不会妨碍跟他人谈话thus discouraging conversation,又不用把头扭得太过去以致造成视差畸变nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.我还能继续解释下去但我想你应该明白了I could go on,but I think I've made my point.你要我移开吗?Do you want me to move?- 嗯...- 你就坐到旁边去吧- Well...- just sit somewhere else.好吧Fine.Sheldon 给我坐下!Sheldon,sit!啊Ah.这样很不错Well,this is nice.我们不是经常有朋友过来We don't have a lot of company over.你胡扯Koothrappali和Wolowitz天天都来That's not true- koothrappali and wolowitz come over all the time.我知道但...Y es,I know,but...星期二晚上我们玩Klingon拼字游戏到夜里1点Tuesday night we played klingon boggle till 1:00 in the morning.是啦我记得Y eah,I remember.我讨厌你说我们没有朋友I resent you saying we don't have company.- 抱歉- 那会产生消极的交际暗示- I'm sorry.- That has negative social implications.我说了我很抱歉!I said I'm sorry!Klingon拼字游戏是什么?So... klingon boggle?就像普通的拼字游戏但是是Klingon语的(星际迷航中外星武士一族的怪异语言)Y eah. It's like regular boggle,but... in klingon.不聊我们了说说你的事吧That's probably enough about us. So,tell us about you.我? 好啊Um... me? Okay.我是人马座的这一点就很能说明我的个性啦I'm a sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.是啊它告诉我们你也是迷信那种大众文化妄想的一员Y es. It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion你相信你出生时太阳的视位置跟任意划分的星群间的关系能以某种方式影响你的性格that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birthsomehow affects your personality.我相信什么?Participate in the what?我想Sheldon是说你第一眼看上去不像人马座I think what sheldon's trying to say is that sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.对啊很多人觉得我像水相星座Oh,yeah. A lot of people think I'm a water sign. Penny:让我想想还有什么Okay,let's see, what else.我是个素食者嗯鱼除外Oh,I'm a vegetarian. Except for fish.偶尔我也吃牛排我好爱牛排!And the occasional steak. I love steak!那真是有趣Leonard不能消化玉米Well,that's interesting.Leonard can't process corn.你做什么工作呢?Well,uh,do you have some sort of a job?我在"芝士蛋糕工厂"当女招待Oh,yeah. I'm a waitress at the cheesecake factory.我很喜欢芝士蛋糕Oh... I love cheesecake.你都不能忍受乳糖Y ou're lactose-intolerant.我不吃不代表我不欣赏它I don't eat it- I just think it's a good idea.不管怎样我还在写剧本Oh. Anyways,I'm also writing a screenplay.是关于一个感情细腻的女孩从内布拉斯加州Lincoln小镇来到洛杉矶It's about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. From lincoln,nebraska,梦想成为演员却只能在芝士蛋糕工厂当女招待to be an actress and winds up a waitress at the cheesecake factory.剧本是根据你的经历改编的哦?So,it's based on your life.不我是从奥马哈市来的No,I'm from omaha.如果真的拍成电影我肯定会去看的Well,if that was movie,I would go see it.我知道故事不错是吧?I know,right?我想想还有什么?Okay,let's see,what else... um...好像差不多了guess that's about it.这就是Penny的故事That's the story of penny.听起来很棒啊Well,it sounds wonderful.以前是的It was.直到我爱上了那个混球Until I fell in love with a jerk!<i>怎么了?</i>What's happening?<i>我不知道</i>你知道吗我跟他同居了4年God,you know, four years I lived with him.4年跟高中一样久了Four years- that's like as long as high school.你花了4年才上完高中?It took you four years to get through high school?我不敢相信我居然那么信任他It just... I can't believe I trusted him.我该说些什么吗?我觉得我该说些什么Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.你? 千万别你只会让事情变得更糟糕Y ou? No,you'll only make it worse.你知道最可悲的是什么吗?Y ou want to know the most pathetic part?尽管我对他的谎言欺骗恨之入骨Even though I hate his lying,cheating guts...我还是爱着他I still love him.是不是很疯狂?Is that crazy?是的Y es.不那不是疯狂No,it's not crazy.你只是... 陷入一种矛盾It's uh... uh... it's a paradox.矛盾是我们天性的一部分Paradoxes are part of nature.你想想光惠更斯(荷兰物理学家，天文学家)认为光是一种波动Think about light. If you look at huygens, light is a wave,双缝实验证明了这一论点as confirmed by the double-slit experiments,但后来爱因斯坦出现了他发现光也具有粒子的表现特征but then along comes albert einstein and discovers that light behaves like particles,too.呃我没让情况变得更糟Well,I didn't make it worse.很抱歉我真是一团糟I'm so sorry. I'm such a mess.除了那些烂事我搬家弄得一身臭汗该死的淋浴还坏掉了On top of everything else, I'm all gross from moving and my stupid shower doesn't even work.我们的淋浴房能用Our shower works.真的? 我用你们的淋浴房会不会很奇怪?Really? Would it be totally weird if I used it?会Y es.- 当然不会- 不会?- No.- No?- 不会- 不会- No.- No.就在厅后面It's right down the hall.谢谢你们真是大好人Thanks. Y ou guys are really sweet.真是有趣的进展啊well,this is an interesting development.为什么?How so?已经有好长一段时间没有女人在我们的公寓里脱光了It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment.不对吧还记得感恩节我那阿兹海默症(老年痴呆)的奶奶病发闹出的那一段吗?That's not true. Remember at thanksgiving my grandmother with alzheimer's had that episode?有道理应该是说已经有好长一段时间没有女人在我们公寓里脱光而且我们不会想抠出自己的眼睛Point taken. It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off,after which we didn't want to rip our eyes out.看着她乱搞那只火鸡是最折磨人的The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.你到底希望达到什么目标呢?So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?你说什么?Excuse me?那个女孩不会跟你上床的That woman in there is not going to have sex with you.我不是想跟她上床Well,I'm not trying to have sex with her.很好那你就不会失望了Oh,good. Then you won't be disappointed.你为什么认定她不会跟我上床?What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me?我是男人她是女人I'm a male and she's a female.对但你们不是一个种族的Y es,but not of the same species.我不想跟你在这瞎猜I'm not going to engage in hypotheticals here.我只是想当个好邻居I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.当然了Oh,of course.但是如果真的要发展到肉体关系我也不会拒绝的That's not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop that I wouldn't participate.不管那有多短暂However briefly.你觉得让她发现你的"天行者Luke"无泪洗发水是会帮助还是阻碍你们的发展呢?Do you think this possibility will be helped or hindered when she discovers your luke skywalker no-more-tears shampoo?那是Darth V ader洗发液(星球大战中角色)It's darth vader shampoo."天行者Luke"是护发素luke skywalker's the conditioner.你们得看看这个Wait till you see this.超级赞不可置信It's fantastic, unbelievable.看什么?See what?是施蒂芬-霍金于1974年在麻省理工做的演讲It's a stephen hawking lecture from mit in 1974.现在不方便This isn't a good time.这是在他变成诡异的电脑合成声音之前的讲座It's before he became a creepy computer voice. Leonard:很好你们得走了That's great. Y ou guys have to go.为什么?Why?现在不方便啊It's just not a good time.Leonard有女人拜访Leonard has a lady over.这样啊你奶奶又进城了?Y eah,right- your grandmother back in town?不是什么女人的艳遇啦No. And she's not a lady.只是我们的新邻居She's just a new neighbor.你等等这儿真有个女人?Hang on,there really is a lady here?没错Uh-huh.你要我们走是因为你准备跟她交媾?And you want us out because you're anticipating coitus?我没准备跟她交媾I'm not anticipating coitus.那她可以跟别人交媾?So she's available for coitus?能不能别用"交媾"这个词?Can we please just stop saying "coitus"?用术语来说就是交媾中止Technically,that would be "coitus interruptus. "从泡浴换成淋浴是不是有个开关?Hey,is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower...?噢很抱歉你们好Oh,hi. Sorry. Hello.很高兴认识您小姐Enchant? mademoiselle.我是Howard Wolowitz 加州理工大应用物理系Howard wolowitz ,caltech department of applied physics.你可能对我的工作成果有所了解Y ou may be familiar with some of my work.它现在正绕着木星最大的卫星旋转拍摄高清数码照片It's currently orbiting jupiter's largest moon taking high-resolution digital photographs.我是Penny 我在芝士蛋糕工厂做侍应Penny. I work at the cheesecake factory.来吧我告诉你开关在哪Come on,I'll show you the trick with the shower.Bonne douche!Bonne douche.你说什么?I'M... I'm sorry?法语的"洗个痛快澡"It's french for "good shower. "我能用六国语言表达这一祝愿It's a sentiment I can express in six languages.留着在你的Blog上写吧HowardSave it for your blog,howard.洗个痛快澡(中文)这样就行开关卡住了抱歉all right, there it goes.It sticks. I'm sorry.好的谢谢Okay,thanks.不客气你只要向右... 好我撤了Reyou' welcome. Oh,you're just going to step right... okay,I'll...- Leonard- 那些洗发产品是Sheldon的- hey,leonard...- the hair products are sheldon's.好的Okay.我能麻烦你帮个忙吗?Um,can I ask you a favor?帮忙?A favor?你当然可以要我帮忙我很乐意帮你忙Sure,you can ask me a favor. I would do you a favor for you.你不答应也没事It's okay if you say no.噢我应该会答应的Oh,I'll probably say yes.这不是那种你会请刚认识的人帮的忙It's just not the kind of thing you ask a guy you just met.哇Wow.我们得回顾下这起事件的前因后果I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.一定要吗?Must we?事件A: 一个美女在我们的浴室裸体Event a- a beautiful woman stands naked in our shower.事件B: 我们开车穿越整个小镇就为了从前面提到的美女的男朋友家搬台电视机回来Event b- we drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend.提问: 这两件事之间存在任何甚至半点理性的关联吗?Query- on what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?因为Penny请我帮个忙SheldonShe asked me to do her a favor,sheldon.是啊那也许是最近似可能的起因了Ah,yes. Well,that may be the proximal cause of our journey,但我们都知道它和更高级的末端起因截然不同but we both know it only exists in contradistinction to the higher level distal cause.那是什么意思?Which is?你用你的老二思考Y ou think with your penis.这在生理上是不可能的That's a biological impossibility.你也不一定要来啊And you didn't have to come.对我可以留在家里看着Wolowitz试图用俄语阿拉伯语及波斯语搭讪PennyOh,right,yes,I could have stayed behind and watch wolowitz try to hit on penny in russian, arabic and farsi.她为什么不能自己去拿?Why can't she get her own tv?你知道分手这种事啦Come on,you know how it is with breakups.不我不知道你也不知道No,I don'T... and neither do you.什么啊我跟Joyce Kim分过手I broke up with joyce kim.你才没有和Joyce Kim分手是她跑到韩国去了Y ou did not break up with joyce kim. She defected to north korea.为了修复她受伤的心灵To mend her broken heart.现在这情况更加复杂This situation is much less complicated.Penny和她前男友不能达成一致究竟电视机该归谁There's some kind of dispute between penny and her ex-boyfriend as to who gets custody of the tv.她不想再和他当面争执She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him.所以我们去和他当面争执?So we get to have a scene with him?Sheldon 根本不会有争执No,sheldon,there's not going to be a scene.我们两人他一人There's two of us and one of him.Leonard 我们俩加起来都抗不动一台电视Leonard,the two of us can't even carry a tv.你们跟Leonard和Sheldon一起在学校做事?So,you guys work with leonard and sheldon at the university?不好意思你会说英语吗?Um,I'm sorry. Do you speak english?他会只是不能跟女人说Oh,he speaks english.He just can't speak to women.真的? 为什么?Really? Why?因为他是个书呆子He's kind of a nerd.盒装果汁?(谐音G-Spot 即G点高潮)Juice box?我来跟他理论I'll do the talking. Man:谁?Y eah?嗨我是Leonard 他是SheldonUh,hi,I'm leonard, this is sheldon.- 你好- 我...- Hello.- Let'S...我们来拿Penny的电视uh,we're here to pick up penny's tv.滚Get lost.好的打搅你了Okay,thanks for you time.我们不能就这么放弃We're not going to give up just like that.Leonard 电视在这楼里Leonard,the tv's in the building.他不放我们进去我们没辙We have been denied access to the building- ergo(therefore),we are done.不好意思Excuse me.如果我第一次受挫就放弃我就永远不可能在大爆炸理论提出后发现关于弦理论的蛛丝马迹If I were to give up on the first little hitch I never would have been able to identify the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.我道歉你打算怎么做?My apologies. What's your plan?看到你如此专注工作真是种荣幸It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work.来吧我们俩智商加起来有360Come on,we have a combined iq of 360.我们绝对能够想办法进入这蠢楼We should be able你觉得她俩智商加起来多少?what do you think their combined iq is?快去留住门!Just grab the door!就是这This is it.我来跟他理论I'll do the talking.好主意我用武力威慑Good thinking. I'll just be the muscle.什么事?Y eah?我是Leonard 他是SheldonI'm leonard, this is sheldon.刚刚在对讲机上的From the intercom.他妈的你们怎么进来的?How the hell did you get in the building?我们是科学家Uh... we're scientists.告诉他我们的智商Tell him about our iq.- Leonard- 什么?- Leonard...- what?那条裤子是我妈给我买的My mom bought me those pants.真抱歉I'm sorry.你得给她打电话Y ou're going to have to call her.Sheldon 真对不起把你也扯进来了Sheldon,I am so sorry I dragged you through this.没关系这不是我第一次掉裤子了也不会是最后一次It's okay. It wasn't my first pantsing and it won't be my last.你说得对关于我的动机And you were right about my motives.我是指望着能跟Penny建立某种关系并最终发展成肉体关系I was hoping to establish a relationship with penny that might have someday led to sex.你倒是成功地脱下了我的裤子Well,you got me out of my pants.无论如何我得到了教训Anyway,I've learned my lesson.我配不上她我放弃了She's out of my league,I'm done with her.我有工作有一天我会赢得诺贝尔奖然后孤老死去Got my work,one day I'll win the nobel prize and then I'll die alone.别那么想你不会孤老而死Don't think like that. Y ou're not going to die alone.谢谢你Sheldon 你真是个好朋友Thank you,sheldon. Y ou're a good friend.你当然也没可能赢诺贝尔奖And you're certainly not going to win a nobel prize.这里是我最喜欢的探险后休息的地方This is one of my favorite places to kick back after a quest.他家的啤酒很好喝They have a great house ale.好酷的老虎Wow,a cool tiger.是的我从10级开始就养它了Y eah,I've had him since level ten.它叫扣扣His name is buttons.如果你也有自己的在线游戏人物我们可以一起玩玩一起探险Anyway,if you had your own game character we could hang out, maybe go on a quest.听上去挺有趣Sounds interesting.那么你会想想这个提议啦?So you'll think about it?我想这个点子会让我思考许久的Oh,I don't think I'll be able to stop thinking about it.干得漂亮Smooth.我们回来了We're home.老天啊发生了什么事?Oh,my god,what happened?你前男友让我们跟你带声问候其他的我想应该够一目了然了Well,your ex-boyfriend sends his regards and I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory.我真抱歉I'm so sorry.我真的以为如果你们替我去他不会表现那么混蛋I really thought if you guys went instead of me he wouldn't be such an ass.挺充分的假设No,it was a valid hypothesis.挺充分的假...? 你怎么了?That was a valid...?What is happening to you?说真的太谢谢你们帮我跑这一趟了Really... thank you so much for going and trying.你们真是大好人Y ou're so terrific.真的Really.你们穿上衣服我去拿钱包今晚我请客好吧?Why don't you get some clothes on, I'll get my purse, and dinner is on me,okay?- 真的吗? 太好了!- 谢谢- Really? Great.- Thank you.你还没放弃是吧?Y ou're not done with her,are you?我们的小孩肯定又聪敏又漂亮Are babies will be smart and beautiful.而且还是想象出来的Not to mention imaginary.- Penny 你能吃泰国菜吗?- 可以啊- Is Thai food okay with you,penny?- Sure.我们不能吃泰国菜中午已经吃了印度菜We can't have thai food-we had indian for lunch.所以?So?它们都是以咖喱为主的菜系They're both curry-based cuisines.所以?So?那会造成"肠胃不能承受之腹泻"It would be gastronomically redundant.我发现我们什么都得帮她解释清楚I can see we're going to have to spell out everything for this girl.Raj 你有什么主意吗?Any ideas,raj?在Lake街左转朝Colorado开Uh,turn left on lake street and head up to colorado.那边有个带卡拉OK的寿司吧I know a wonderful little sushi bar that has karaoke.好像很好玩That sounds like fun.* 宝贝宝贝不要被我迷上*Baby,baby,don't get hooked on me* 宝贝宝贝不要被我迷上*oh,baby,baby,don't get hooked on me...我不知道按整个世界算你追她成功的机率有多大但就这辆车里的人来讲你绝对是名副其实的万人迷I don't know what your odds are in the world as a whole,but as far as the population of this car goes,you're a veritable mack daddy.第一季第1集完。
查莉成长日记中英台词对照版S01E01GoodLuckCharlie
查莉成长日记中英台词对照版S01E01GoodLuckCharlie好运查理/查莉成长日记/Good Luck Charlie第一季第一集S01E01 Study Date Hi, Charlie, there you are.嗨Charlie 快看看你Nine months old and look how cute you are.才九个月大多可爱啊And look how cute I am.再看看我多么可爱啊It's your big sister Teddy here,我是你的姐姐TeddyAnd I'm making this video diary我在拍视频日记To help you survive our...来帮你立足于我们这个Special family.特别的家Oh, hey. Looks like dad taught you how to eat bananas.嗨看来老爹已经教了你怎么吃香蕉了Oh, and there's mom,哦这是妈妈Looking lovelier than ever this morning.今天早上看起来最可爱了Not in the mood.没那心情和你开玩笑Okay. I think you've had enough bananas.好了我觉得你已经吃够香蕉了So we're switching to sweet peas!我们改吃点甜豌豆吧You're gonna love them. Look, mommy thinks they're soyummy. 你会喜欢吃的快看妈妈认为它们很美味哦Very smart. Always make mommy try it first, okay?非常聪明一定要让妈妈先尝懂吗Oh, and there's your older brother PJ哦那是你的大哥PJDoing today's homework at the last minute as usual. 像往常一样在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业It's not today's homework.这才不是今天的家庭作业This is yesterday's homework.这是昨天的家庭作业There's a chance you two will be你可能有机会和你哥哥in high school together.一起念高中哦Oh, and there's dad preparing for another day's work. 哦那是爸爸在准备下一天的工作He kills bugs for a living.他靠杀虫来赚钱Honey, come on. we've been through this. 宝贝拜托我们已经说过这个了I don't kill bugs.我不是杀虫I'm a pest control specialist.我是害虫防治专家Either way...还不都是得So now you've met the whole family.现在你已经见过所有家庭成员啦Forgetting somebody?忘记某人了吧Gabe! no nono. I didn't forget about you.Gabe 不是不是的我没有忘记你I was just saving the best for last.我只是打算拿你来压轴Charlie, that was your younger older brother Gabe. Charlie 那是你的小哥哥GabeYou want to say something to Charlie?你想对Charlie说点什么吗You ruined my life.你毁了我的生活Okay, so it's taking Gabe a little bit longer好了看来Gabe还需要点时间To get used to you. You were kind of a surprise.来适应你因为你有点像个惊喜I thought surprises were supposed to be good.我还以为惊喜是好事呢And... cut.好了就到这里了Okay, gang, listen up.好了大家听着I'm going back to work tonight at the hospital 我今晚要回到医院工作For the first time since Charlie was born,这是从Charlie出生后我第一次上班So I want everyone to stay at home所以我想让你们今晚全都留在家- and help dad with the baby. - Wait-- no, mom. - 帮你爸爸照顾宝宝- 等下不行妈妈I'm not gonna be here tonight.我今晚不能待在家里I have a study date at the library.我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了Don't you mean "studly" date...你的意思是借学习之机With Spencer?和Spencer约会吧Oh, save it for your pillow.哦留着亲你的枕头吧I'm sorry, Teddy, but you're just gonna have to reschedule. 我很抱歉T eddy 但是你得重新安排你的计划But, dad--但是爸爸- Bob! - Uh, dad's not available right now.- Bob - 嗯爸爸现在也不管用了Mom, don't take this the wrong way,妈妈别误会我的意思But why did you guys have to have another baby? 但是你们为什么非得生第四个宝宝呢Well, because three kids was just too easy.那个嘛因为三个孩子太好养了Three's for quitters.胆小鬼才只生三个And Teddy, you know better than to schedule Teddy 你已经懂事了不至于去和a study date with a boy I've never met.一个我从来没见过的男生约会一起学习吧Come on. as dad, it's my responsibility拜托作为你的爸爸to know every detail of my kids' lives.知道我孩子的每个生活细节是我的责任Oh yeah?是吗What school do I go to?那我的学校校名是什么Um-- the one named after that president.嗯和某个总统名字一样Hey, you know what? I've got to drive you kids to school. 嗨快点吧我得开车送你们去学校了- Let's go. - Wait, I haven't had breakfast yet.- 我们走吧- 等下我还没吃早饭呢- Come on, let's go. - Most important meal of the day- 快点我们走- 一天中最重要的一餐- Never got it. - Let's go!- 我从没吃到过- 我们走吧- I've gotta get you to... Roosevelt? - Lincoln. - 我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢- 是林肯小学Got it.记住了Day's all burnt toast生活搞得一团糟Running late, and dad says就要迟到爸爸在叫Has anybody seen my left shoe我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到I close my eyes, take a bite我闭上双眼咬口早餐Grab a ride, laugh out loud跳上车子放声大笑There it is up on the roof就在这里我们的家I've been there, I've survived我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过So just take my advice所以听取我的建议Hang in there, baby, things are crazy 宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈But I know your future is bright可是我知道你会有美好未来Hang in there, Baby宝贝不要放弃There is no maybe不要怀疑Everything turns out all right一切终会如你所愿Sure life is up and down生活有悲有喜But trust me, it comes back all around可是请相信我坚持就有好结果You're gonna love who you turn out to be 你会喜欢将来的你Hang in there, Baby宝贝不要放弃Bob honey, I'm leaving for work!Bob 亲爱的我去上班了Okay, honey, here's Charlie's schedule. 好了老公这是Charlie 的生活安排It tells you when to feed her,这上面写着什么时候喂她When to change her and when to put her down. 什么时候换尿布什么时候睡觉Sweetheart, would you relax?宝贝放轻松Big daddy's got this all under control.一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Okay, just because that's on your barbecue apron 好了不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Doesn't make it true.你就真当自己全能了Now if charlie gets fussy,如果Charlie哭闹了her rubber ducky will calm her down.她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来They're all over the place. Please be careful-- 它们到处都是拜托你小心点- They're all over the place. - Honey...- 它们到处都是- 亲爱的You seem to forget I was fully involved你似乎忘记了我已经事无巨细地in the raising of three kids.养育了三个孩子Oh, yeah? When's my birthday?哦是吗我生日是什么时候- July twelfth. - November twenty third.- 5月12号- 11月23号Got it.记住了Good luck, Charlie.祝你好运CharlieMwah! Bye.拜拜Bye.拜拜Hey, dad?嗨爸爸- Yeah? - I have a homework question.- 什么事- 我有个家庭作业的问题问你Okay, fire away.好吧说吧Can the average human lick his own armpit? 一般人能舔到自己的腋窝吗- Yeah. - Thanks.- 可以- 谢了So what was that, like a science question? 那是什么作业科学问题吗Nope.不是I'll get it. I'll get it.我来开门我来开门I'll get it. Nobody else get it!我来开门其他人都不许碰- Hi. - Hi.- 你好- 你好Hi!好啊I'm Teddy's dad.我是Teddy的爸爸Nice to meet you, sir.很高兴见到你先生Uh, Spencer and I are studying嗯Spencer和我要学习了- for our biology test tomorrow. - Are you, now? - 我们得准备明天的生物测验- 真的吗Yes. yes, we are, so can everyone please leave? 是的没错所以请大家都离开好吗Not you.除了你- Teddy. - Yeah?- Teddy - 什么事I thought your mom said no study date.我记得你妈说过今天不许学习约会的Yeah, at the library.是啊不能在图书馆Oh, right.哦是的Okay, so then you've talked to her about this? 那么你和她说了在家里学习的事吗Of course I did.我当然说了I mean, I'm-- I'm pretty sure I did.我的意思是我我非常确定我说过了It's just I talk to so many different people只不过我每天和那么多人about so many different things.说那么多不同的事Why is there a giant bug in your house?你们家为什么要摆个这么巨大的虫子在这That, my friend,朋友那个is the jerusalem cricket,叫做沙螽Better known to the layman as the potato bug. 外行通常管它叫马铃薯瓢虫- I'm an exterminator. - Here we go.- 我是个害虫专家- 又来了Hey, have you seen my ad on local cable--嗨你看过我在本地有线电视台做的广告吗"Bob's bugs be gone"?“Bob赶走了所有害虫”Yeah, how do we make Bob be gone?是吗我们怎么才能赶走Bob。
(完整word版)闪电侠S01E01汉英字幕台词
想听懂我要讲的故事To understand what I’m about to tell you，你得有所准备 You need to do something first。
你得相信一些不可思议的事 You need to believe in the impossible。
你能做到吗很好 Can you do that? Good。
看到那红色的影子了吗 You see that red blur？那是我 That's me.那也是 That too。
还是我 There I am again。
我叫巴里艾伦 My name is barry allen.我是世上速度最快的人 I am the fastest man alive.我的故事很简单 My story is pretty simple。
我一生一直都在奔跑 My whole life， I have been running.通常是因为被欺负 Usually from bullies.有时我逃脱了 Sometimes I escaped.有时被逮着 Sometimes I did not.告诉我发生了什么 Tell me what happened。
那些家伙欺负人 Those guys were picking on kids就是因为他们觉得不爽Just ’cause they thought they weren't cool.这不对我明白了 It wasn't right。
I know。
我想该怪我跑得不够快不I guess I wasn’t fast enough。
No.你有一颗善良的心巴里 You have such a good heart， barry。
善良之心比飞毛腿好得多 And it's better to have a good heart than fast legs.有人在家吗我回来了 Hello。