五年级英语课前三分钟笑话

五年级英语课前三分钟笑话1
I Could Do It Slower
我可以干得慢一些
Patient：What do you charge for pulling a tooth？
病人：拔一颗牙收费多少？
Dentist：Fifty dollars.
牙医：50美元。

Patient：Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes'work？
病人：只几分钟的活儿就要50美元？
Dentist：Well，I could do it slower，if you like.
牙医：好的，如果你喜欢的话，我可以干得慢一些。

五年级英语课前三分钟笑话2
A fifth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。

"Here is the situation，"she said." a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river，fishing. He loses his balance，falls in，and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion，knows that he can't swim，and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank？"
她举了这么一个例子：“有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。

于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。

他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他
并不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。

谁能告诉我这是为什么？
A girl raised her hand and asked，"to draw out all of his savings？"
一个女生举手答道，“是不是去取他的存款？
Tips：bank在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的“银行”之外，还有“河岸”的意思。

五年级英语课前三分钟笑话3
After being with her all evening，the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier，he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave. When he returned to the table，he lowered his eyes，put on a grim expression and said，"I have some bad news. My grandfather just died." "Thank heavens，"his date replied." If yours hadn't，mine would have had to！"
和盲约对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。

他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。

当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。

”“谢天谢地！”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了！。