用英语上网聊天

用英语上网聊天

1. Where are you from? 你来自哪里？

2. Which city do you live in 你现在住在那个城市？

3. I live in Beijing, and you? 我在北京，你呢？

4. Where is your hometown 你的家乡是哪呀？

5. Great! We are from the same city! T o cite a famous Chinese saying, when one meets one’s tow n fellow, one cannot help weeping for excitement. Haha~~~~

太好了！我们是老乡！！用中国话来说“老乡见老乡，两眼泪汪汪”，哈哈。

（学校） 1. Can you tell us a bit about your university and your major?

谈谈你毕业的学校和专业怎么样？

2. Are you an undergraduate or a postgraduate? 你在学习本科学历还是硕士学历？

3. Have you heard the saying that "Nowadays bachelor holders are as many as dogs, Master holders are all over the street". 你听说过一句话：“本科多如狗，硕士满街走”吗？

4. Never mind. I’m kidding. But I have a doctorate degree. 这只是一句玩笑，别介意。我是一位博士生

5. In fact I am a Doctor of T ea. Haha~~~~~ 实际上我只是一个“茶博士”。哈哈

【性别、工作】 1. Shall we chat more intimately? T o me, you are not an ordinary girl.

我们能更亲密得聊聊吗？我认为你不仅仅是一个女孩！

2. Y ou are the queen. Haha~~~~~~~~~~~~ 而是一位女皇，哈哈。

3. I am 23.Y ou must be younger than me! 我23岁了，你一定比我小吧。

4. May I know your occupation? 你的职业是什么？

5. I am a salesman. I work like a cow: Make much milk for a company, but eat only a little grass. 我是一名销售员，像牛一样"光挤奶、不吃草"。

（英语学习） 1. I wish I can get used to speaking in English. 我希望自己习惯于说英语。

2. I can't hold on studying without someone's encouragement. 没有人帮忙，我就坚持不住了。

3. I am working on it. I hope some day speaking English would just be a piece of cake for me.

我正在致力于它，有一天它会是小菜一碟。

4. I’m trying to improve my English through chatting online in English. 我正通过网上聊天来提高我的英语。

5. We’ve got lots of time to improve/practice our English. 我们有很多时间来提高/练习我们的英语。

1. I found an interesting and practical way of learning English. That is Wulitou (Casual) way.

我发现了一个即有趣又有用的方法来学习英语，那就是"无厘头英语"。

2. Wulitou (Casual) way makes English learning as interesting as playing a game.

无厘头精神使学习英语变的像游戏轻松有趣。

3. The initiators of Wulitou way are fans of Dahuaxiyou (T alking About Western Odyssey). They include journalists and foreign teachers. They share a common name Zhou Benchi. 无厘头英语的创立者是一群《大话西游》迷，包括记者、外教，他们共同享有一个名字“周奔驰"。

4. Believe it or not, by reading this book, you will be able to chat online in English very soon. 信不信由你，只要翻开这本书，就能立刻在网上用英语自由聊天。

5. It’s called practice while learning. 这叫做现学现用。

（玩笑）1. What is the English for癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉? 你知道"癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉"怎么说吗？

2. It's not "A toad wants to eat a swan". It is "Angels fly out of your arse". 不是"A toad wants to eat a swan"而是"Angels fly out of your arse"。