AT SCHOOL学校那点破事儿

Oh , my school, you had got my body but my heart was forever free.
学校啊，你得到了我的人， 但是永远得不到我的心。
→ Ever before I dated with Miss
Winter vacation, came a mistress called Homework. →在与寒假先森约会的时候总会出现 一个叫寒假作业的小三。 →The night before a new term, Chinese electricity consumption climbed quite straight.
我有一个梦想。 一张试卷只有5个填空题， 学校____ 考试作文主题是 “什么是 科目____ 勇气”，我交卷子，作文 班级____ 姓名 ____ 只有五个字，“这就是勇 学号 ____。 气”。 每空20分。 had a of dream. The Itopic the composition 5 gap-fillings on the paper， was Only “What is courage”. As School____ I handed in my paper, there Subject____ was Class____ only 5 words on the Name____ whole, “This is something Student Number____ about courage”.
❤ bang Patriarch
刘海 家长
According to calculation, you spend 5 minutes altogether on getting up this time, defeating 88% students in China. There was still one who failed to leave the bed in 此次起床共用了 5分钟， the 你已击败了全国 88% 学生， dormitory ,prepari 寝室还有一位同学起床失败， ng for another rising. By now, all 正在重起， pupils lived next 隔壁宿舍全部死机。 door “crashed”.
❤ awkward silence
尴尬的冷场
A 别人家的孩子： child of others：
Never chatted on QQ, and got first one
从来不聊QQ,回回年级第一。
Price-giving：My parents
every exam.
颁奖人：我爸妈
As I grew up, there had been an enemy of mine called “A 从小我就有个宿敌叫别人家孩子，从来不聊 QQ ，回回年级 child of others, who never chatted on QQ and got first 第一。我恨这个别人家孩子！ every exam. I hate him!
❤ Often would I cried towards my deskmate, with my finger pointing out an ugly ❤ 经常指着课本上丑的图片对同桌说，看，这是你。 photograph on the reference book, “Look, it’s you!”And then she/he would 同桌就翻遍整本书寻找比这个更丑的图片说，看，这是你！ manage to select a more ugly one, by saying “Look, it’s you!”
→开学前一天晚上，我国用电量 将直线上升。
In primary school, teachers were afraid of awkward silence occurring 以前小学老师开公开课,怕出冷场就对我们说：到时候 just during the public courses. Thus she told us all to raise our hands 我一提问你们全举手，会的举右手，不会举左手。 -right hands for “I know” and left hands for “I don’t know”.
If I had a bang , my patriarchs would be called to school. So I 学校留个刘海都找家长，成绩上不去还赖我发型了？ was wondering why it was haircut to blamed as my grades had no promotion.
❤ Thanks for purchasing 谢谢惠顾 One more bottle 再来一瓶
Everytime as I bought a drink I saw the line 每次我买饮料都是“谢谢 “Thanks for purchasing”, 惠顾”，一天我考试突然 until the exam I forgot 惠字不会写了，我就把旁 the word “purchase”. 边的饮料打开，当时我疯 While I opened the bottle 了居然中了：“再来一 cap, 瓶” ! I got mad after seeing the prize “One more bottle”!
20 points for each blank.
谁还记得在学校时，那句经典的话-Do you remember that line--
语文考完了，我哭了。 数学考完了，我发现 这次考试考得很不错啊， 我哭早了。 只挂了两科，文科 and After the Chinese, I 理科。 cried. I had done a niceI job in the After the Math, found exam, because failed that it was too Iearly toonly two courses, the arts and the cry! science.
From childhood, during the flag-raising, 从小到大，升旗时注意力不是在国旗上， my attention had never been on it, but 而是看看国歌奏完时，国旗是不是正好停 whether it was right on the top of the pole. 在杆顶。
❤ the arts 文科 the science 理科
→寒假作业其实就是你写一个月，老师写一个阅。 →As for the vacation homework, it was actually that you wrote about a month while the teacher wrote a “read”.
--我喜欢上学，但是不喜欢上课！
I like attending school, but not those ore, on the Sep.1th, I ❤ Ten 在十几年前的一个９月１号，我手舞足蹈眉开眼笑 danced with joy, smiled with cheer, carried my 的背上小书包，屁颠屁颠的走进学校，从此踏上了一条不 schoolbag and went to the school. After that, I 归路。 was on an unreturnable path.
突然想到一个很严肃的学术性问题，是 谁把60分定为及格的？ I had thought of a very serious academic question—who decided the 60 point as a standard for passing examinations? 每次考完试我都安慰自己。 没事，重在参与。 Ever after the exam, I comforted myself with “Oh, it doesn’t matter . It is participating that matters. 人生那么短，凭什么要因为一场考试的 成绩影响了我们的心情。 The life is so short. So why should the grades affect our mood？