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302 The One Where No-one's Ready[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet] Joey: All right they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider. (takes a glass from the fridge.)Chandler: Taste it.Joey: (drinks from the glass and puts it back in the fridge) Yep, it's fat. I drank fat!Chandler: Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago.Ross: (entering) Hey!Chandler: Hey, mister tux!Ross: Why aren't you guys dressed?Joey: We have a half hour.Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.Joey: Relax Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed. Ross: Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now. Chandler and Joey: Okay. (they don't move)Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.Ross: Really.Rachel: Ooooh! Wow!! Oh, hi.Ross: Hi.Rachel: How come you didn't come over earlier?Ross: 'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.Joey: Hey, Ross, want some cider?Ross:No. (to Rachel) So, um, let's see your pretty close, huh. Make-up's on, hair's done.Rachel: Yeah, I just have to get dressed.Ross: Yay! And that takes what? Just six or seven minutes.Rachel: Yeah! Once, I figure out what I'm wearing.Joey: Glass of fat?Opening Credits[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross is acting nervous]Joey: What's a matter Ross? What you're nervous about your speech?Ross: No! Do you wanna hear it?Joey: Am I in it?Ross:Uh, huh. Yeah, right after I thank everyone for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey.Phoebe: (entering) Hello.Ross: Hey!Joey: Whoa!Ross: Wow, hello! You look great!Phoebe: Thank you! I know, though.Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are 302 没人准备好好，他们有水，柳橙汁这个看起来像苹果汁喝喝看吧对，这是一杯油我喝了油我知道，两分钟前我才喝过的穿燕尾服的先生你怎么还没换衣服?还有半小时那是四分钟前的事我们必须在七点四十出门放心，我们会准备好的我们只要两分钟就着装完毕若你现在就换好，我会高兴点好好看看你，多性感啊真的吗?你怎么不早点过来?因为我真是笨得要命罗斯，要不要来点苹果汁?不要你快准备好了吧妆化好了，头发梳好了我只要换衣服就好了大概只要6或7分钟吧是啊，只要我决定好要穿什么要不要喝点油?怎么了?你是不是因为要演讲而紧张? 不是你要不要听听看?里面有提到我吗?等我感谢完所有捐钱给博物馆的人我就唱一首歌歌颂乔伊的伟大嗨，你看起来真棒谢谢你虽然我已经知道了看到没?这个人准备好，可以出发了菲比，你…my star.Phoebe: Ohh, well, you're my lucky penny.Chandler: (entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo) All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men. (to Joey) Get up.Joey: What?Chandler: You're in my seat.Joey: How is this your seat?Chandler: 'Cause I was sitting there.Joey: But then you left.Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.Joey: What's the big deal, sit somewhere else.Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.Joey:Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there (points to the bathroom) . Soo...Ross: You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vain in my head pops. So.. Chandler: All right, Ross, I just have to do one thing, really quickly, it's not a big deal. (yells at Joey) GET UP!!Monica: (entering) Hi.All: Hey.Monica: Ooh, Phoebe, you look great!Phoebe: All right all ready.Monica: (to Ross) Ooh, are you gonna do magic?Ross: That's, that's funny. Change!Monica: Hang on a second I just got in.Ross: Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late.Phoebe: We could not, would not want to wait.Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.Monica: Has somebody been drinking my fat? (Joey and Chandler look at each other)Rachel:(entering from her bedroom) You guys, (holds up an outfit) does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?Phoebe: I don't know, you might be the first one.Monica: Rach, did you check the machine?Rachel: Uh, no. Wait, you know what, this is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Nevermind.Chandler: Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called: Get Up.Joey: All right! You can have the chair.Chandler: Really!Joey: Oh my, would you look at that! (holds up crossed fingers)Phoebe: (on machine) "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?" (to the guys) Is that too spooky? 你真是我的偶像啊那你就是我的幸运铜板好吧，我做了心理测验结果是我认为男人比事业重要起来什么?你坐在我的位子上为何这是你的位子?因为我刚才坐在这里但是你离开了拜托，我又不是去多远的地方我是去厕所你明知道我会回来的那有什么大不了的去坐别的地方嘛真正大不了的就是我是最后坐在这里的人所以这是我的位子事实上，你最后坐的地方就是那里，所以…各位，你们知道嘛?那个一点都不重要你们俩都必须在我脑血管爆掉前换好衣服我只要再做一件事这真的没什么大不了起来!菲比，你看起来好美好啦，早知道了你要变魔术吗?真好笑，给我换衣服去慢点，我才刚进门我才不管晚会八点开始，我们不能迟到他不能等，也不愿意等我们的桌子在前方我老板也会在那儿若晚会开始后我们才进场大家都看得到有人喝过我这一杯油吗?这像是古生物学家的女友会穿的衣服吗? 我不知道你大概是首开先例吧瑞秋，你听答录机留言了吗?没有等等，这件衣服会Ross: (on machine) "Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!" Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) What?!Ross: Nevermind.Richard: (on machine) "Monica, it's Richard. Call me."Monica: Is-is-is that message old or new? (yelling) Old or new?! Old or new?! Ross: It's old, it's definitely old. Didn't you hear the, the double beep? Monica:What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?Chandler: Honey, you did call him back. 'Cause, it's, it's really old.Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?Monica: Huh?Ross:I.....got.....dressed. Really, really quickly. Okay, okay. (Rachel starts to follow Monica into her room, but Ross stops her and sends her back to her room.) There we go, there we go.Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress) Phoebe: Ah! Oh my God! You r-r-rotten boys!Chandler and Joey: Sorry Phoebe.Joey: I'm so sorry.Phoebe: What am I gonna do?Ross:No, no, don't, don't, rub it! Don't! (clapping) What gets out hummus?! What gets out hummus?!Phoebe: Monica, Monica, you know what gets out hummus.Monica: If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?Phoebe: Okay, thanks. Yeah, I'll try that.Chandler: Maybe he's calling to say your obsessive and crazy.Monica: So, should I call him back?The Guys: Noo! (Monica starts to go back into her room and stops) NO! Chandler:All right, fine, you know what, we'll both sit in the chair. (sits on Joey's lap) I'm soooo, comfortable.Joey: Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable.Chandler: All right! (jumps up)Ross: Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.Chandler: All right! Fine! I'm going. But when I get back it's chair sitting, and I'm the guy who's....sitting in a chair! (leaves)Rachel: (entering from her room) Is this a little too... (sees Phoebe) Pheebs, what happened?Phoebe: Hummus. I got the hummus.Rachel: Ooooh! Honey, well we'll find you something. Do you wanna wear my 显得我小腿很粗，算了乔伊，我今天写了一首歌歌名叫做“起来”好啦，椅子给你啦真的?天啊，你看看这个是我，我正要过去若你播出这则留言时我已经到了呢?是不是很诡异?瑞秋，你在不在?是我，快接起来瑞秋…?干嘛?没事摩妮卡，我是理查打电话给我这则留言是新的还是旧的?新的还是旧的…?绝对是旧的你没听到两声哔吗?若是新的怎么办?我们说好不联络的可能有重要的事我该不该回电话?甜心，你已经打过了这是旧的留言是的你听当卡萝与我分手时我也经历一样的事你知道我怎么做吗?我去换好衣服快快快这就对了…你知道吗?别起来了就坐在那里吧只希望你别介意我的手放在这里没碰到，不能生气我的天啊你们这些坏孩子我该怎么办?别乱抹有什么可以去除豆泥?摩妮卡!black jacket?Phoebe: That won't go with this dress though.Rachel: No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on.Ross: No, no, no, no, no, no, not out of that, not out of clothes.Rachel: Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?Monica: I called him.All: Nooo.Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?Phoebe:Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place.Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.Joey: Monica, how are you gonna do that?Monica: I know the code to his answering machine.Ross: Okay, Mon, I really don't think this is the... Okay, you're dialing, you are dialing.(Chandler enters, and Joey is standing near the chair, they have a show down to see who gets the chair and Joey wins)Richard: (on machine) "Hi, this is Richard. Please, leave a message at the tone." Machine: "You have two new messages."Joey: Wow, what a cool job. (in a machine voice) 'You have two new messages.' 'Please, pass the pie.'Monica:(on machine) "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."Joey: Hey, you can't say you're breezy, that, that totally negates the breezy. Woman's Voice: (on machine) Hola, it's me, yesterday was really fun. Call me about this weekend, okay.Joey: Now she sounded breezy.Commercial Break[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier]Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.Phoebe: Monica, you don't know that.Monica: Well, who's voice was that?Chandler: Maybe it was his sister's. You know, maybe it was his daughter's. Monica: Michelle! Of course, it was Michelle! Did it sound like Michelle? Ross: Oh, great. It's starting to rain, that will make it easy to get a cab. Monica: It was Michelle. It was definitely Michelle.Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!Ross: You don't, you don't know what your wearing? 有什么可以去除豆泥?如果那个留言是新的他到底打来说什么?好，谢谢，我会试试看的说不定他打来说你执迷不悟而且太疯狂我该不该回电话给他?不！很好,我们一起坐在椅子上随便啊我好舒服啊我也是事实上，我可能有点太舒服了好，我们有19分钟钱德，我要你去换衣服等你回来后，乔伊去换衣服他就会把椅子空出来好好的好，我要走了等我回来后这里就是椅子王国，而我是…坐在椅子上的那个人!这是不是有点太…菲比，怎么回事?我沾到豆泥了甜心，我们会找出衣服给你，你要不要穿我的黑外套?这样跟洋装就不能搭配了没错来吧我们把衣服换掉不…可别换掉千万别把衣服脱掉，菲比可以借你的绿洋装穿吗?我打给他了对，我进入他的答录机然后我留言了不过没关系…因为那是个随兴、轻松的留言很轻松天啊若听起来并不轻松该怎么办?怎么可能不轻松?不会，这里是个轻松的地方我知道了，我播出我的留言Rachel: Well, hon-ey. I'm just trying to look nice for your big night.Ross:Yeah, which, which we have to leave for in exactly twelve minutes. All right, come on, I'll just pick something out for you.Chandler:All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"Joey: Okay. (he gets up and takes the cushions with him, as he starts to leave) Chandler: What are you doing?Joey:You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair!Joey: That's right! I'm taking the essence.Chandler: Oh-ho, it'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.Ross: Look, I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty.Rachel: Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep.Ross: Look, I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep.Rachel: Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like back one of these days. Phoebe: Oh Rach, good, listen isn't this perfect for me! (she's wearing another dress on a hanger around her neck)Rachel: Oh, it's perfect! But not for tonight.Phoebe: Well, of course not for tonight. Yeah, hi!Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing? Rachel: No honey, we're sorry, we didn't mean it. I love you. I love you. Chandler: We used them as pillows when we went camping.Ross: What?Chandler: (shyly) The sheep.Ross: Hey, what you do on your own time...Joey: (entering) Where's my underwear?!Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, come on, what. You took his underwear? Chandler: He took my essence!Ross:Okay, now hold on. Joey, why, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?Joey: Because, I'm not wearing any underwear now.Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?Joey:It's a rented tux. Okay. I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues.Chandler:Well, then it looks like somebody is gonna have to give back somebody his cushions.Joey: Okay, you hide my clothes. I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you. Chandler: What are you, what are you gonna show me my clothes?Joey: Hey, opposite, is opposite! (leaves)Chandler: He's got nothing!Phoebe:(entering from Rachel's room, wearing a huge bow to cover the stain) 你们再告诉我是否轻松你怎么可能那样做?我知道他答录机的密码好，摩妮卡我不认为现在应该…好，你在拨号了…我是理查请在哔声后留言你有两个新讯息真是个好工作“你有两个新讯息”“请把派递给我”我是摩妮卡我只是想确定一下我有一通留言不知道是新的还是旧的所以，我只是问问看告诉我吧或者不告诉我，都可以我很轻松你不能说“我很轻松”这样就不轻松了嘛你好啊，是我打电话给我谈谈周末的计划，好吗? 看，她听起来就很轻松他开始约会了我真不敢相信他开始约会-你又不知道那个是谁，那么那是谁的声音说不定是他妹妹的说不定是他女儿的蜜雪儿，一定是了!听起来像蜜雪儿吗?太好了，开始下雨了这样计程车又更难叫了是蜜雪儿绝对是蜜雪儿去试穿摩妮卡的绿洋装不适合就穿我的灰色丝质洋装那我要穿那件?你还不知道自己要穿什么?今晚是你的大日子我只是希望自己好看一点是啊，而我们在12分钟内必须出门来吧，我帮你选衣服你看到了，我全换好了Okay, I'm ready.Ross and Chandler: Oh, aaaah!Phoebe: Rachel, didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 'All right, fine I'll be political.'Chandler: What are you supporting?Phoebe: Duh!! Christmas!Ross:Okay, hey, that's okay with me. Two down and I have exactly twelve minutes.... Wha, my watch stopped. My watch. (shows Chandler) Okay, see, the, the dinosaur tail isn't going around any more. (grabs Chandler's watch) What time is it? It's 7:33, I have seven minutes. I have seven minutes!!Rachel:(entering from her room) Okay, Pheebs, quick, what shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?Ross: Just, just, just pick one!Phoebe: Okay, okay, okay, the black. But, oh, do you have black, with the little strappys?Rachel: Yeahh, but, but those really go better with pants. Maybe I should wear pants?Ross:Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how 'bout you go without any pants. Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, okay. No, no I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Okay.Rachel: But I...Ross: No, no, no just do it. Go in there and pick something out so we can go. Rachel: All right.Ross: Thank you!Monica: (entering from her room) Okay. I gotta call Michelle. I gotta see if that was her voice or not. I'm sorry, I just have to.Ross: It was, it was her voice.Chandler: Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place.Michelle: Hola! Hello. Hello?Monica: Okay. That was her right?Phoebe: Definitely.Monica: See there you go. Woo! We're out of the woods. Okay, I'll get dressed now.Ross: Yay!(phone rings)Phoebe: I'll get it, okay. (answers phone) Hi, Monica and Rachel's. (listens) Yeah, just a second, can I ask who's calling. (to Monica) Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that Caller Id thing. You should get that.Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....Chandler: (to Phoebe) You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. 而我呢，也发现你什么都还没换所以，套小熊维尼作者的话“离开我的椅子，驴蛋!”好吧你在干什么?你叫我离开椅子啊你又没说不能带走椅垫但椅垫是椅子的精华！没错，我要带走精华他会回来的这里什么人也没有对不起，我觉得这样很美这是万圣节服装除非你要我穿的像小牧羊女一样? 若没有那只可充气的羊我还真认不出来是啊，对了，钱德我最近想要一只回来瑞秋，很好啊这件是不是很适合我?太棒了!但是不适合今晚当然不适合今晚不适合今晚，那你穿它干嘛！对不起，不是故意的。

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【学地道英语必备资料】《老友记》中英对照原创总结1、I won’t let her go without a fight! 我不会轻易放过她的2、It could happen to anyone./ It happens to anybody./ That happens. 谁都可能会遇到这种情况3、I’m a laundry virgin.我从来没去洗衣房洗过衣服（注意virgin “处女”的用法，体会老美说话之鲜活）4、I hear you. 我知道你要说什么。

/ 我懂你的意思了5、Nothing to see here!这里没什么好看的/看什么看！6、Hello? Were we at the same table? 有没有搞错？（注意hello 的用法，用疑问语气表示“有没有搞错？”）7、You are so sweet/ that’s so sweet. 你真好。

8、I think it works for me. （work为口语中极其重要的小词）9、Rachel, you are out of my league（等级，范畴）. 你跟我不是同一类人10、Y ou are so cute. 你真好/真可爱11、Given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy. （given表示考虑到的意思；非常简洁好用）12、Let’s get the exam rolling. 现在开始考试了( get……rolling 的用法)13、Why don’t we give this a try?我们为何不试一下呢14、Bravo on the hot nanny!为那个性感的保姆喝彩！/赞一下那个性感的保姆！（重点是brave on sth/sb这个句型，表示为……喝彩/赞叹的意思）15、My way or the highway.不听我的就滚蛋！（很漂亮的习语，压后韵）16、I planed to go there but something just came up.我本想去那的，但突然有点事情（注意something just came up这个搭配）17、That’s not the point.这不是关键/问题所在18、(If) he shows up, we stick with him. 他一出现，我们就跟着他走（着重比较书面英语和标准的口语，表条件的if可以省略）1 9、My life flashes before my eyes. 我的过往在我眼前浮现20、I have no idea what you have said 不知道你在说什么（I don’t have the slightest idea……）“我不知道”不要总说I don’t know，太土了，可以说I have no idea或者I don’t have a clue……21、Just follow my lead. 听我指挥好了22、Good for you！你真不错/好！（老友记中极其常见的赞扬、表扬句型）23、Let me put it this way, we’re having sex whether you’re here or not. （主要是前半句中put的用法，这里put等于say；极其标准的口语说法）24、The more I worried about it, the more I couldn’t slee p.（the more……the more……越什么……就什么……；多学点这样的句型举一反三不论对口语还是写作都有帮助）25、We’re more than happy to give you recommendations.（more han happy等于非常高兴）26、Rachel, Can you pass me the TV guide? 能把电视报递给我吗?(非常实用的口语句型，叫别人递东西可以引用)27、Not that it’s your business, but we did g o out. （倒不是……不过……典型的绕弯子式美国思维模式）28、We have to cut our trip short! 我们不得不中断旅行.（cut sth short打断话语；中断某事；）29、This party stinks/ sucks! （sth sucks意思是什么事情很糟糕）30、Y ou do the math.你自己来算一下31、I’m with you 我同意你的观点32、I was/will be there for you.我支持（过）你！（还记得老友记主题曲最后一句吗）33、I’m all yours！我全听你的34、I’ll take care of it. 我会搞定的35、I would like to propose a toast.（英美电影宴会婚礼场景经典句型；提议为什么事情举杯祝福时用：）《老友记》主题歌试听下载及歌词翻译>>36、Lucky me! 我真走运/幸运！（诺丁山里面出现）37、Storage rooms give me creeps. 储藏室让我全身冒鸡皮疙瘩。

老友记第一季中英文对照

老友记第一季第一集中央咖啡馆这没什么好说的There's nothing to tell!他不过是我的同事He's just some guy I work with!少来了你们都在约会了C'mon, you're going out with the guy!这个男人一定有什么问题There's gotta be something wrong with him! 他是驼背吗戴着假发的驼背So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?等等他吃粉笔吗Wait, does he eat chalk?我只是不想你Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through 重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙what I went through with Carl拜托各位放松点这甚至不算是约会Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.只不过是两个人出去吃个饭It's just two people going out to dinner而且不会上床and not having sex.听起来像是和我约会Sounds like a date to me.于是我回到了高中学校Alright, so I'm back in high school,我站在食堂中间I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria 然后发现自己全身赤裸and I realize I am totally naked.噢做过那种梦Oh, yeah. Had that dream.然后我低下头看见那里有一部Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone大哥大there.-那话儿变成了-没错- Instead of...? - That's right. -这种梦倒从未做过-没有- Never had that dream. - No.突然那电话响起来了All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 结果是我妈打来的And it turns out it's my mother,这非常非常奇怪which is very-very weird because-因为她从来不打电话给我she never calls me!嗨Hi.这家伙一张嘴打招呼我就想自杀This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. 你还好吧亲爱的Are you okay, sweetie?我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙I just feel like someone reached down my throat抓住我的小肠grabbed my small intestine,从我嘴里扯出来pulled it out of my mouth然后缠在我脖子上and tied it around my neck...饼干Cookie?卡罗尔今天把她的东西搬走了Carol moved her stuff out today-我帮你泡杯咖啡-谢了- Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks. 不不要别再净化我的灵气了No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura!求你了别碰我的灵气好吗No, just leave my aura alone, okay?我会没事的好吧I'll be fine, alright?真的各位我希望她能幸福Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.-不你不会-没错我不会的- No you don't. - No I don't,去她的她甩掉了我to hell with her, she left me!你又不知道她是女同性恋And you never knew she was a lesbian...不知道行了吧No!! Okay?!为何大家都绕着这个话题打转Why does everyone keep fixating on that?她都不知道我怎么会知道She didn't know, how should I know?有时我希望自己也是个女同性恋Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...我大声说出来了么Did I say that out loud?好了罗斯瞧Alright Ross, look.你现在很痛苦You're feeling a lot of pain right now.你很生气很伤心You're angry. You're hurting.要不要我给你支一招Can I tell you what the answer is?脱衣舞俱乐部Strip joint!别这样作为光棍儿爷们起来C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones! 我不想单身的好吗I don't want to be single, okay?我只想再次结婚I just...I just wanna be married again!而我只想要一百万美金And I just want a million dollars!瑞秋Rachel?!噢天啊莫妮卡嗨谢天谢地Oh,God, Monica, hi! Thank God!我刚去了你家可你不在I just went to your building and you weren't there有个拿大锤子的家伙说你可能会在这儿and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here结果你真的在这儿你真的在这儿and you are, you are!-要来杯咖啡吗-无咖啡因的- Can I get you some coffee? - De-Caff 好了各位这是瑞秋Okay, everybody, this is Rachel,另一位林肯高中的幸存者another Lincoln High survivor.这就是各位啦这是钱德勒This is everybody, this is Chandler,菲比还有乔伊and Phoebe, and Joey,还记得我哥哥罗斯吗and you remember my brother Ross?-当然嗨-嗨- Hi, sure! - Hi.你是想现在跟我们说说So you wanna tell us now还是我们再等四位湿漉漉的伴娘过来or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?噢上帝好吧Oh, God...well,大概在婚礼前半个小时it started about a half hour before the wedding. 我当时在存放礼品的房间里I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents,看着调味汁瓶and I was looking at this gravy boat.那是一件极其美丽的里摩日细瓷调味汁瓶This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.然后突然间When all of a sudden有糖吗Sweet 'n' Lo?我发现我对这个调味汁瓶I realized that I was more turned on比巴瑞更能引发我的兴奋感by this gravy boat than by Barry!然后我真的吓坏了And then I got really freaked out,突然想到and that's when it hit me:巴瑞真的超像薯头先生how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. 我是说我总是觉得他眼熟Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar,但是but...不管怎么说我必须离开那里Anyway, I just had to get out of there,我开始想and I started wondering"我干吗这么做我这么做是为了谁" "Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?"不管怎么说我不知该去哪里So anyway I just didn't know where to go, 而且我知道我们有点疏远了and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart,但是你是我在这个城市but you're the only person I knew唯一认识的人who lived here in the city.还没有被邀请参加婚礼Who wasn't invited to the wedding.噢我希望这不是个问题Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...我猜他送她一台管风琴Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ,而她很不喜欢and she's really not happy about it.爸爸我只是不能嫁给他Daddy, I just... I can't marry him!对不起我只是不爱他I'm sorry. I just don't love him.可是对我来说就有关系Well, it matters to me!噢她真不应该穿那条裤子Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. 要我说推她下楼I say push her down the stairs.推她下楼把推她下楼把推她下楼Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!爸你听我说C'mon Daddy, listen to me! 这就好像在我一生中It's like, it's like, all of my life,所有人都一直告诉我"你是一只鞋子everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! 你是鞋子你是鞋子你是鞋子You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. 可今天我停下来说And today I just stopped and I said,"如果我不想成为一只鞋呢"'What if I don't wanna be a shoe?如果我想当一个包包或是一顶帽子呢What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat!不我不是要你给我买帽子No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, 我说我是一顶帽子I'm saying I am a ha-这是比喻啦爸爸It's a metaphor, Daddy!这就是他的问题所在了You can see where he'd have trouble.听着爸爸这是我的人生Look Daddy, it's my life.也许我可以和莫妮卡住在一起Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.我猜和莫妮卡一起住的人选已然敲定了Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...也许那是我的决定Well, maybe that's my decision.也许我不需要你的钱Well, maybe I don't need your money.等等我说也许Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!深呼吸Just breathe, breathe...that's it.就这样试着想些美好平静的事物Just try to think of nice calm things...玫瑰上的雨滴小兔子和小猫咪Rain drops on roses and rabbits and kittens还有风铃草雪橇铃和啥啥的手套bluebells and sleighbells and something with mittens...啦啦啦啥啥和绳子串起的面条La la la something and noodles with string. 还有一些These are a few...我现在好多了I'm all better now.我帮上忙啦I helped!瞧或许这样反倒最好Okay, look, this is probably for the best,y'know?你独立了可以主宰自己的人生Independence. Taking control of your life. 如有任何需求尽管来找乔伊And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey.我和钱德勒就住在对面Me and Chandler live across the hall.而且他经常不在家And he's away a lot.乔伊别再勾引她了Joey, stop hitting on her!今天是她结婚的日子It's her wedding day!怎么啦难道还有什么明文规定不成What, like there's a rule or something?请不要在这么干了这声音很烦人Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.我是保罗It's, uh, it's Paul.让他进来Buzz him in.-保罗是谁-调酒的那个保罗吗- Who's Paul? - Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?也许吧Maybe.等等你今晚的"非正式约会"对象Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight是调酒师保罗is with Paul the Wine Guy?-他终于开口约你了吗-是的- He finally asked you out? - Yes! 噢这真是值得永久铭记的时刻Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.瑞秋我可以取消Rach, wait, I can cancel...不你去吧我没事Please, no, go, that'd be fine!罗斯你没事吧你要我留下来吗Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?那样最好That'd be good...-真的吗-才怪去吧- Really? - No, go on!那可是调酒师保罗It's Paul the Wine Guy!嗨请进保罗这是Hi, come in! Paul, this is...大家各位这是保罗...everybody, everybody, this is Paul.-嘿保罗-你好- Hey! Paul! - Hello!嗨调酒师Hi! The Wine Guy!抱歉没听清你的名字保罗是吗I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?好了坐会马上就好Okay, sit down. Two seconds.噢我刚拔掉四根睫毛不是好兆头Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.瑞秋你你今晚打算怎么过So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?这个嘛本来我应该Well, I was kinda supposed to be在阿鲁巴岛度蜜月所以没事做headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!对哦你都不能去度蜜月上帝Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God..不过在阿鲁巴岛的这个时候说到你的No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your大蜥蜴big lizards...不管怎样如果你今晚不想独处的话Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight,乔伊和钱德勒要到我那儿Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me 帮我组合新家具put together my new furniture.是呀我们特别期待特别兴奋Yes, and we're very excited about it.真的很感谢Well actually thanks,不过我今晚想待在这儿but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.-今天真的很漫长-好吧当然了- It's been kinda a long day. - Okay, sure.菲比你想来帮忙吗Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help?我倒希望能去帮忙但我不想去Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.我应该用一套这样的小蜗杆I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things,将托架装在侧面using a bunch of these little worm guys.但我没看见托架也没有看见什么蜗杆I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever而且我的腿麻了and I cannot feel my legs.这是什么What's this?我也不知道I have no idea.-书架做好了-全部完工- Done with the bookcase! - All finished!这是卡罗尔最爱喝的啤酒This was Carol's favorite beer. 她总是不用易拉罐喝我该知道She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.罗斯我问你一个问题Ross, let me ask you a question.她得到了家具音响和很棒的电视机She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- 你得到什么what did you get?你们You guys.-天啊-你被坑了- Oh, my God. - You got screwed.天哪Oh my God!-天哪-我知道我是个大白痴- Oh my God! - I know, I know, I'm such an idiot.她每周看四五次牙医时I guess I should have caught on when我心里就该有数了she started going to the dentist four and five times a week.我是说牙齿能需要多干净呢I mean, how clean can teeth get?我哥也碰到这种事了他也很纠结My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess.你是怎么熬过来的How did you get through it?你可以尝试不小心砸烂她贵重的东西Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers,-比如她的-腿- say her... - ...leg?那也是种选择至于我嘛That's one way! Me, I-我砸烂了她的表I went for the watch.你真的把她的表弄坏了You actually broke her watch?巴瑞对不起真是对不起Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry...你一定认为这件事跟I know you probably think that this is all about 我那天说你穿着袜子做爱有关what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on,其实不是是我的原因我只是but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I just... 喂电话又断了Hi, machine cut me off again...不管怎样听着anyway...look, look,你知道最可怕的是什么You know what the scariest part is?万一人这一辈子只有一个女人怎么办What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know?我是说如果你找了个女人I mean what if you get one woman-然后就此过一生and that's it?不幸的是我唯一的女人爱的是女人Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...你说什么呢"一个女人"What are you talking about? 'One woman'?这就像是在说你只能吃一种冰淇淋口味That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you.让我告诉你罗斯还有很多种口味Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there.有巧克力坚果味曲奇味还有香草味There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla.还可以和糖条果仁或者奶油一起吃You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream!这简直是你一生中最大的喜事This is the best thing that ever happened to you!你难道是八岁结的婚吗You got married, you were, like, what, eight? 欢迎回到现实世界拿起勺子开挖吧Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon! 我真不晓得现在自己是真饿了还是欲火难耐I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. 离我的冰箱远点Stay out of my freezer!自从她甩掉我之后我就Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...怎么了你打算边搅面条边讲吗What?... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?不这该是第五次约会时候才说的事儿No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.噢这么说会有第五次约会了Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?你不想吗Isn't there?想我想的Yeah... yeah, I think there is.你刚才想说什么What were you gonna say?好吧自从她离开后Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me,我就一直无法过um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform.性生活...Sexually.天啊天啊对不起Oh, God, Oh, God, I am sorry...-真不好意思-没事没事- I am so sorry... - It's okay...我知道你现在需要的必然不是被人喷一身水I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now.-多久了-两年了- Um... how long? - Two years.我真高兴你砸烂了她的表Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!那你还想要第五次约会吗So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?是的我希望有...Yeah. Yeah, I do.看乔安妮是爱卡奇的Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi!这就是不同That's the difference!"拿起勺子"Grab a spoon.你知道我拿起勺子多久了吗Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon?难道"比利别逞英雄"这句话对你没意义Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?《比利别逞英雄》年代反战歌曲还有个问题Y'know, here's the thing.就算我鼓足了勇气想约个女人出来Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,...我又能约谁呢who am I gonna ask?不可思议吧Isn't this amazing?我这辈子从没泡过咖啡I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.-真不可思议-恭喜你了- That is amazing. - Congratulations.既然你现在正进入角色While you're on a roll有没有想做个煎蛋卷之类的东西If you feel like you have to make a Western omelet or something..不过事实上我还不太饿Although actually I'm really not that hungry... -早安-早安- Morning. - Good morning.-早安-早安保罗- Morning. - Morning, Paul.-你好保罗-嗨保罗是吧- Hello, Paul. - Hi, Paul, is it?-谢谢太感谢你了-不要这样- Thank you. Thank you so much. - Stop. 晚点联系We'll talk later.谢谢你Yeah. Thank you.那还不叫真正的约会That wasn't a real date?!那你真正的约会到底要干些什么What the hell do you do on a real date?-闭嘴把桌子抬回去-好啦- Shut up, and put my table back. - Okayyy! 好了孩子们我必须上班去了All right, kids, I gotta get to work.但如果我不输入那些数字If I don't input those numbers...也没什么关系it doesn't make much of a difference...你们大伙儿都有工作So, like, you guys all have jobs?对我们都有工作Yeah, we all have jobs.这样才有钱买东西See, that's how we buy stuff.对我是个演员Yeah, I'm an actor.你演过什么我看过吗Wow! Would I have seen you in anything? 难说大部分范围都挺小的I doubt it. Mostly regional work.等下除非你碰巧看过Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the《匹诺曹》的重播Reruns' production of Pinocchio."瞧盖佩多我是真正的小男孩了"'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'《匹诺曹》的剧中台词-别这么侮辱人-你说得对对不起- I will not take this abuse. - You're right, I'm sorry."我曾是个小木偶小木偶""Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."今天感觉如何So how you doing today?睡得还好吧跟巴瑞谈过了吗Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry?我无法停止笑I can't stop smiling.看得出来I can see that.你活像昨晚睡觉时嘴里放了个撑衣架You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.我知道他是那么I know, he's just so, so...还记得你和托尼·德马科吗Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco? 记得啊Oh, yeah.就像那样那种感觉Well, it's like that. With feelings.-哇你真是有麻烦了- Wow,are you in trouble!好啦好啦我要站起来去工作Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work而且一整天都不要想他and not think about him all day.或者只是站起来去工作Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work. -祝我好运-为什么- Oh, look, wish me luck! - What for?我要去找那个工作什么的东西I'm gonna go get one of those job things.嘿莫妮卡Hey, Monica!嘿弗兰妮欢迎回来Hey Frannie, welcome back!在佛罗里达过得如何How was Florida?你做爱了对不You had sex, didn't you?-你怎么知道的- How do you do that?那么和谁So? Who?你认识保罗吧You know Paul? 保罗那个调酒的Paul the Wine Guy?对我认识保罗Oh yeah, I know Paul.你是说你认识他就像我认识他一样You mean you know Paul like I know Paul? 开玩笑吧保罗还欠我一个人情呢Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul.遇到我之前他已有两年无法过性生活Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.显然他是骗你的Of course it was a line!为什么为什么会有人那样做Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?我想你是想让我们拿出一个I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated比"想和你上床"更为复杂的回答than 'to get you into bed'.问题出在我身上Is it me?难道我身上带着某种味儿Is it like I have some sort of beacon只有狗和有严重情感问题的男人才会发觉吗that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?好啦过来把你的脚给我All right, c'mere, gimme your feet.我只是以为他是个好男人I just thought he was nice, y'know?我真不相信你不知道那是个谎言I can't believe you didn't know it was a line! -猜猜怎么了-你找到工作了- Guess what? - You got a job?开玩笑吗我什么都不会Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing!今天十二个面试我都是被嘲笑轰出来的I was laughed out of twelve interviews today. 不过你却异常兴奋And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.如果你遇见"约翰&大卫"的皮靴打五折You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale,也会跟我一样的fifty percent off!是呀你多了解我啊Oh, how well you know me...这就是我不需要工作They're my new 'I don't need a job,不需要父母一双好皮靴足矣I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!你怎么付的款How'd you pay for them?用信用卡Uh, credit card.那谁付账单And who pays for that?我爸啊Um... my... father.拜托你不能靠你爸一辈子C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.我知道这就是为什么我要结婚I know that. That's why I was getting married. 饶了她吧第一次独立并不轻松Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time.谢谢Thank you.不客气我记得我第一次来纽约时的情景You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city.当时我十四岁I was fourteen.我妈刚自杀我继父再度入狱My mom had just killed herself and mystep-dad was back in prison,我来到这里举目无亲and I got here, and I didn't know anybody.最后我和一个白化病患者住在一起And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, 他给港务局的人清洗车窗玻璃cleaning windshields outside port authority, 后来他也自杀了and then he killed himself,然后我成了按摩师and then I found aromatherapy.所以相信我我完全了解你的感受So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. 你想要说的话是The word you're looking for is"无论如何""Anyway"...好了准备好了吗All right, you ready?-我不这么想- I don't think so.剪掉剪掉剪掉C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,...欢迎来到现实世界Welcome to the real world!它糟透了但你会喜欢的It sucks. You're gonna love it!好啦你要睡在沙发上吗Well, that's it. You gonna crash on the couch? 不我要回家No. No, I gotta go home sometime.-你没事吧-没事- You be okay? - Yeah.莫妮卡看我在地板上发现了什么Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. 什么What?那是保罗的表That's Paul's watch.放回原地就好了You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy-好吧晚安各位-晚安- Alright. Goodnight, everybody. - Goodnight.-对不起-不不你来- Sorry- - No no no, go-不不你吃吧真的我不想吃No, you have it, really, I don't want it-分着吃-好吧- Split it? - Okay.你大概不知道You know you probably didn't know this, 我在高中时曾经but back in high school, I had a, um,暗恋过你major crush on you.我知道I knew.你知道哦You did! Oh....我还以为你一直认为I always figured you just thought我是莫妮卡的怪哥哥呢I was Monica's geeky older brother.的确如此I did.听着你是不是认为Oh. Listen, do you think不要太在意我and try not to let my intense vulnerability 脆弱的心灵become any kind of a factor here但是你觉得我能约你出去吗but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out?偶尔有可能吗Sometime? Maybe?当然或许Yeah, maybe...好好或许我会的Okay... okay, maybe I will...-晚安-晚安- Goodnight. - Goodnight.再见See ya....等等你怎么了Waitwait, what's the deal?我刚刚拿起了勺子I just grabbed a spoon.我真不敢相信我的耳朵I can't believe what I'm hearing here. 我真不敢相信我的耳朵I can't believe what I'm hearing here...怎么了我说你有一个What? I-I said you had a我说你有一个What I said you had...你能不能不这么干Would you stop?-噢我又来了-是的- Oh, was I doing it again? - Yes!有人要咖啡吗Would anybody like more coffee?是你冲的还是你端来的Did you make it, or are you just serving it?-我端来的-好吧给我来杯咖啡- I'm just serving it. - Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.孩子们我又做新梦了Kids, new dream...我在拉斯维加斯I'm in Las Vegas.我是丽莎·明妮莉I'm Liza Minelli-。

Frinds老友记1-10季中英文对照完整版《The One With All The Rugby》

Devon:So good then! We’ll see you at Riverside Park at 2:00! Cheers!
Liam:Cheers!
Ross:Cheers!
(Liam and Devon both take a swig of their beers, while Ross takes a swig of his coffee. The Brits both crush their cans, and not to be out done, Ross crushes his coffee cup, spilling its contents.)
Monica:Joey let me ask you a question.Whatdoes this light switch do?
Joey:Ohh, Nothing.
Monica:Didn’t it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did?
Devon:We were playing rugby.
Liam:In fact we’re playing a game at the park tomorrow. You’re welcome to play too if you want.
Emily:(laughs) Ross play rugby? I don’t think so.
Devon:Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?
Emily:Oh my God. I think you’re right.

老友记第十季中英对照

Friends Seanson 10中英文对话台词本van_starEpesode List01 The One After Joey And Rachel Kiss02 The One Where Ross Is Fine03 The One With Ross's Tan04 The One With The Cake05 The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits06 The One With Ross's Grant07 The One With The Home Study08 The One With The Late Thanksgiving09 The One With The Birth Mother10 The One Where Chandler Gets Caught11 The One Where The Stripper Cries12 The One With Phoebe's Wedding13 The One Where Joey Speaks French14 The One With Princess Consuela15 The One Where Estelle Dies16 The One With Rachel's Going Away Party17 The Last One (1)18 The Last One (2)09/01/2008 Vancouver, CanadaF10x01 The One After Joey And Rachel KissThe way you crushed Mike at Ping-Pong was such a turn-on. You wanna..? [噢，你用乒乓球打败迈克真的太帅了。

你想要……那个吗？]You know, I'd love to, but I'm a little tired. [呃，我是想，不过我有点累了]- I'll put a pillowcase over my head. - You're on. [- 我会用枕套把头包住的。

老友记中英对照

第一部分：There’s nothing to tell! 没什么好说的。

He’s just some guy I work with! 他只是跟我一起工作而已。

Carol moved her stuff out today. 卡罗今天把她的东西搬走了。

Did I say that out loud? 我很大声地说了吗？She didn’t know, how should I know? 她都不知道，我怎么会知道？I am feeling a lot of pain right now. 我现在很痛苦。

How did you get through it? 你是怎样熬过来的？Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for? 我为什么要做这个？我又为了谁？Who am i gonna ask? 我应该问谁呢？What if I don’t wanna do that? 如果我不做呢？Well, it matters to me! 但对我来说很重要！It’s a metaphor. 这只是个比喻。

What does that mean? 那是什么意思？I never made coffee before. 我以前从未做过咖啡。

Push her down the stairs! 把她推下楼！Put the book back. 把书放回去。

I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your name. Paul, was it? 不好意思，我没听清楚你的名字。

保罗是吗？I thought he was a good guy. 我以为他是好人。

You are trained for nothing. 你书都白念了。

You（really）know me well. 你真了解我。

How did you pay for them? 你用什么付钱？I know (exactly) how you feel. 我知道你的感受。

Frinds老友记1-10季中英文对照完整版《The One With Joey's Big Break》

Phoebe:No! No, her cab! She probably won't be using it; you can drive it toLas Vegas.
Joey:All right! Thanks Pheebs!
Chandler:Whoa-whoa-whoa, what are we going to do about my job?
Ross:All right, I gotta go. I'm taking Ben to the park.
Phoebe:Ohh, give him a kiss for me!
Ross:All right, bye!
Monica: Bye!
Phoebe: Bye!
Ross:Later! (Exits.)
Joey:Oh umm, not go.
Chandler:All right, great, road trip baby! (To Monica) This okay with you?
Monica:Chandler! You don't have to ask for my permission. (Quietly) You can go.
Joey:(entering, depressed) Hey. I just got off the phone with Estelle and guess what. (Pause, then very excitedly) I GOT THE LEAD IN A MOVIE!!!!!!
Chandler:You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!

老友记第一季1中英文对照text文档

没有！！行了吧？！为何大家都围着这个话题打转？连她不知道，我怎会知道。
-Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?
stare at: 盯着看 loud: 大声的
-Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M.,
hysterical: 歇斯底里的 sobbing: 呜咽，抽噎
真的吗，凌晨三点我接到一个电话，一个女人歇斯底里地向我哭诉，
有时真希望自己也是个女同志。我刚刚大声说出来了吗？
-Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
seem: 好像 take: 接受 pretty: 很，非常
昨晚我告诉我父母，他们好像还挺好。
你还好吧？
-Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
reach: 到达，伸出 throat: 喉咙 grab: 抓取,抢去 intestine: 肠 pull out of: 把……从…….拉出来 mouth: 嘴 tie: 系 around: 周围 neck: 脖子，颈
记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然发现自己全身赤裸。

经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第十一集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

Do you think they have yesterday's Daily News? 你想他们有昨天的《每日新闻报》吗Why? 干吗I just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right. 我只想看看我的星座占卜准不准Oh,my God! Don't look now. Behind you there's a guy... 天啊菲比别看你背后有个男的...who can break our hearts and plunge us into depression. 完全有可能让咱俩心碎欲绝痛不欲生Where? 哪呢Come to mama. 到妈妈这来吧He's coming. Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. 他来了冷静淡定淡定- Nice hat. - Thanks. -帽子不错 -谢谢We should do something. Whistle. 咱们得做点什么吹口哨I'm not whistling. 不能吹口哨- Come on, do it! - No. -来吧吹吧 -不Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. 吹吹吹I can't believe you did that. 我不敢相信你居然这么干了Why did I whoo- hoo? 我为什么要喊"呜哇哦"啊Was I hoping he'd turn around and say... 难道我期望他回过头来然后说..."I love that sound. I must have you now"? "我喜欢那声音我现在就要你"I wish there was something we could do. 我只希望我们能帮上一点忙Hello. 你好Hello, coma guy. 你好昏迷的帅哥Get up, you Girl Scout! Up,up,up! 起来你个美女杀手起来起来Phoebe, what are you doing? 菲比你在干什么Maybe nobody's tried this. 也许没人试过这个方法I wish we at least knew his name. 希望至少能知道他的名字Look at that face. 瞧他这张脸I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. 即使他在昏迷中仍一副聪明样I doubt he is a lawyer. 我猜他是个律师Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckless? 你看到他手指节上的茧子了吗That means he's artistic. 这意味着他是个艺术家Okay. He's a Lawyer who teaches sculpting on the side. 他是律师但是兼职教雕塑And he can dance. 而且他会跳舞And he's the kind of guy who, when you're talking, he's listening... 他是那种静静听你讲话的人... not saying, "I understand"... 而不会是那种嘴上说"我了解"... but really wondering what you look like naked. 心里却猜想着你裸体的男人I wish all guys could be like him. 我希望男生都像他这样I know. 我知道Are there no conscious men in the city for you two? 城里难道没有适合你们的清醒男生吗He doesn't have anyone. 他身旁没人照顾Yeah, we-we feel kinda of responsible. 我们觉得应该负起责任I can't believe you said"whoo-hoo." 我不敢相信你会喊出"呜哇哦"I don't even say"whoo-hoo." 连我都不说"呜哇哦"Oh, she's coming up. She's coming up! 哦她要出场了Folks, when we come back 观众朋友们稍后we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': 我们将会讨论她的新书《往日谊情》the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. 以及永远都那么迷人的诺拉·泰勒·宾You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one 该让你的孩子上床睡觉了Y'know, we don't have to watch this. 咱们不用非得看这个Weekend At Bernie's is on Showtime HBO和Cinemax都Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax. 正在播《老板度假去》呢No way, forget it. 没门省省吧C'mon, she's your mom! 拜托她是你妈妈Exactly. Weekend at Bernie 's 没错《老板度假去》正上演Dead guy getting hit in the groin 20, 30 times. 尸体的腹股沟被打了二三十下哦Chandler, I gotta tell you, 钱德勒我得告诉你I love your mom's books! I love her books! 我爱你妈妈写的书我很喜欢读I can't get on a plane without one. 坐飞机的时候我必须看她的书I mean, this is so cool. 她的书简直棒极了Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool 是啊如果你在11岁大的时候if you're eleven years old 你的朋友都竞相传阅and all your friends are 《情妇婊子》79页时passing around page 79 of "Mistress Bitch". 你就不会觉得棒了C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. 拜托钱德勒我喜欢你妈妈I think she's a blast. 我觉得她不同凡响You can say that because she's not your mom. 你这样说是因为她不是你妈Oh, please. She's the 拜托她可是- Hi, sweetie. - Bona sera -亲爱的 -晚上好When did "Rigatoni" get back from Rome? 那个意大利佬什么时候从罗马回来了- Last night. - Really? -昨晚 -真的So, his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire? 这么说他的飞机没在空中炸成火球Just a dream I had. 只是我做过的一个梦But, phew! 但呼Hey hey hey! She's on. 她上场了Nora Bing. 诺拉·宾Back to the book. 再谈你的书吧What is this about you being arrested in London? 你在伦敦被捕了What is that all about? 到底是因为什么原因Your mom was arrested? 你妈被逮捕过I'm busy beaming with pride. 嘘我正感到无比的骄傲This is kind of embarrassing... 说来有点难为情...but occasionally,after I've been intimate with a man... 但是有时候在和男人亲热之后Why would she say that's embarrassing? 她现在竟然会说难为情...I just get this craving for kung pao chicken. 我会非常想吃宫保鸡丁That's too much information. 说得太详细了Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, 现在你正到处为新书做宣传how is that going? 有什么计划吗Oh, fine. I'm leaving for 好吧明天我将New York tomorrow, which I hate. 前往纽约我不喜欢那里But I get to see my son, who I love. 不过我可以去看看我儿子我爱他This is the way that I find out. 我只能通过这种方式得知情况Most moms use the phone. 大多数妈妈都会使用电话Y'know, don't take this wrong, 请别误会I just don't see you as a mom somehow.. 我一点没看出你已为人母I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad. 我不是那个意思我没有恶意的Oh, no. I'm a fabulous mom. 没事我是个很开明的妈妈I bought my son his first condoms. 我儿子的第一个保险套都是我买给他的And then he burst into flames. 然后他就欲火焚身了Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit- reduction bill.议会正在讨论一项新的赤字削减法案The mayor wants to raise subway fares again. 市长打算再次提高地铁票价The high today was 45. 今天最高气温45度And- oh, teams played sports. 还有各种比赛正在进行What about GIen? 格伦怎么样了He could be a GIen. 可以叫他格伦的Nah... not-not special enough. 不还不够特别How about Agamemnon? 阿伽门农怎么样Way too special. 太特别了I'm famished. What do I want? 我饿死了我想吃什么呢PIease, God, don't let it be kung pao chicken. 拜托别又是宫保鸡丁You watched the show. What did you think? 你看节目了感觉如何I think you need to come out of your shell. 我觉得你应该更放开一些What is this dive? 这是什么小饭店Only you could've picked this place. 只有你才会选这种地方Come on. Shut up. It's fun. 拜托闭嘴这里很有趣Give me a hug. 来抱一个Well, I think we're ready for some tequila. 我想我们可以喝点龙舌酒了I know I am. 我知道我该喝了Who's doing shots? 谁想来干一杯- Hit me. - I'm in. -我要 -我也是There you go. Ross? 你呢罗斯I'm not really a shot-drinking kind of guy. 我不是那种喜欢喝酒一口干的人Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, 抱歉我们迟到了we, uh, kind of just, you know, lost track of time. 我们有点你懂的忘记时间了But a man can change. 但人是会变的Anyone want me to appraise anything? 有人想要我评价什么事情吗Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, 宾太太我得告诉您I've read everything you've ever written. 你写的每本书我都看过No, I mean it! 不我是说真的I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, 我读《爽在午夜》时all I wanted to do was become a writer. 满脑子就当一个作家Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. 别这么说我能办到的大家都能办到You just start with half a dozen European cities... 你只要从描写几个欧洲城市开始...throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, 以30个委婉语形容男性生殖器...and bam! You have got yourself a book. 这样嘭你的书写好了My mother, ladies and gentlemen. 女士们先生们这就是我母亲Yeah, any messages for room 226? 226房有留言吗- You okay,slugger? - Oh,yeah. I'm fine. -你还好吧猛男 -嗯我还好What is with you tonight? 你今晚怎么了Nothing. Nothing, nothing. 没什么我没事没事Okay,thank you. 谢谢It's the Italian hand-licker, isn't it? 是因为那个意大利舔手男对吧No. It's the one he's licking. 不是因为被他舔的那个人She's supposed to be with you. 她应该和你在一起You're good. 你真行Oh, Ross, listen to me. 罗斯听我说I have sold 100 million copies of my books, 我的书通常都能卖出上百万本and you know why? 知道为什么吗The girl on the cover with her nipples showing? 因为封面上的辣妹露两点No, because I know how to write men 不因为我知道如何描写that women fall in love with. 让女人芳心暗许的男人Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. 相信我保罗没有市场People will not turn 325 pages for a Paolo. 人们不会愿意翻到第325页去看他Come on. The guy's a secondary character. 拜托那家伙只是个二流角色y'know, complication you eventually kill off. 最终还是会被你打败的When? 什么时候He's not a hero. 他不是英雄You know who our hero is? 知道我们的最佳男主角是谁The guy on the cover with his nipples showing? 封面上露两点的猛男No, it's you. 不是你- Please. - No ,really. -得了 -不我说真的Come on. You' re smart. You' re sexy. 拜托你那么聪明那么性感- Right. - Yes, you are. -是嘛 -真的You are gonna be fine, believe me. 你会没事的相信我I'll just pee in the street. 我去街上尿吧Is Chandler here? 钱德勒在吗- Yeah. - Come here. -在啊 -过来Okay, uh, about last night, 那个关于昨天晚上的事um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... 钱德勒你没告诉他吧Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, 好因为我想没必要告诉他I mean, it was just a kiss, right? 只是个吻而已对吧One kiss? No big deal? Right? 吻一下没什么大不了的对吧- Right. No big deal. - Okay. -是啊没什么大不了的 -好In bizarro world. 除非在疯狂世界中[漫画超人中的地方]You broke the code. 你坏了规矩了- What code? - You don't kiss your friend's mom. -什么规矩 -不能亲你朋友的妈妈Sisters are okay. Maybe a hot- looking aunt. 姐妹还可以漂亮的姑妈也行But not a mom. Never a mom. 但是不可以是妈妈绝对不行What are you guys doing out here? 你们在外面干什么uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed 乔伊和我正在讨论getting in an early morning racquetball game. 要早起去打壁球But, um, apparently, somebody overslept. 但是很显然有人睡过头了Yeah, well, you don't have your racket. 对啊你也没有带球拍No. No, I don't, because it's being restrung. 不我没带球拍拿去换线了Somebody was supposed to bring me one. 有人应该帮我准备一个的Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size. 是吗但你也没有告诉我你的手柄尺寸Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. 好吧看来你俩耗在一起的时间太多了Okay, I'm scum, I'm scum. 好吧我是人渣我是人渣Ross, how could you let this happen? 罗斯你怎么能干出这种事呢I don't know, God, I... 我也不知道天哪我well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? 她不像是一般的妈妈你明白吗She's, she's sexy.She's.... 她她很性感You don't think my mom's sexy? 你觉得我妈不性感吗Well, not in the same way. 不一样的性感I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani 我得让你知道was a handsome woman in her day, alright? 葛罗瑞亚·崔比安尼当年也是美得不得了You think it's easy giving birth to seven children? 你觉得生七个孩子容易吗Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here. 好吧我觉得咱们越说越离谱了What're you guys doing out here? 你们俩在外面干嘛呢Well, not playing raquetball. 反正不是打壁球He forgot to leave his grip size. 他忘了告诉我他的手柄尺寸了He didn't get the goggles. 他也没有拿护目镜Well, sounds like you two have issues. 看来你们俩似乎有点猫腻啊- Goodbye, baby. - Ciao, bela. -再见宝贝 -再见甜心Do they wait for me to do this? 他们是故意做给我看的吗- So are you gonna tell him? - Why would I tell him? -你准备告诉他吗 -我干吗要告诉他How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might. 如果你不说他妈妈或许会说What are you guys doing here? 你俩干嘛呢Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap. 他连护裆都没有穿What did I ask? 我刚问了什么What are you doing here? 你在这儿干什么Nothing. I just thought I'd stop by, you know, after... 没事我只是顺路过来我从那个...that I, you know. 那个地方过来你知道的So, what are you doing here? 那么你来这里干嘛呢I'm not really here. 我不是专程来这里的Just thought I'd drop these off on the way. My way. 只是顺路拿这些过来顺路Do you come here a lot... 你经常来吗...without me? 自己来No, no, no. 不不不So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning? 那么你觉得他现在比起早上来好点没有How would I know? I wasn't here. 我怎会知道我早上又没来Really? Not even to change his pajamas? 真的吗也没替他换睡衣Oh,my God. 我的天You're my friend. I had to tell you. 你是我朋友我得告诉你I can't believe it. 我简直不敢相信Paolo kissed my mom? 保罗亲了我妈妈Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, 对不知道你注意到没有but he had a lot to drink, 但他喝了很多酒and you know how he gets when he's drun...uh 而你知道他喝多了之后的德行I can't do this. I did it. 我办不到是我It was me. I'm sorry. I kissed your mom. 是我干的抱歉我亲了你妈What? 什么I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, 瑞秋和保罗的事令我很沮丧and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, 我想我是喝太多龙舌酒而诺拉Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, 妈妈太太你的宾又对我非常好and- But nothing happened, 不过什么事情都没有发生Nothing. Ask Joey. 什么都没有你问乔伊- Joey came in - You knew about this? -乔伊进来了 -你知道这件事You know, knowledge is a tricky thing. 你知道的知道这个概念很值得玩味的I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?! 我一整天都跟你在一起为啥不告诉我Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, 喂喂他们被我逮到算你幸运or else who knows what woulda happened. 不然后果可不堪设想Thanks, man. Big help. 谢了老兄帮大忙了I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking? 真不敢相信你脑子里想什么呢I wasn't- I mean, I- 我没有我不是我Y'know, of all my friends, 你知道吗我所有的朋友中no-one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you.没谁比你更了解我和我妈之间的纠结事- I know. - I can't believe you did this. -我知道 -我无法相信你会做这种事Me neither, y'know what- 我也是话说I'm still mad at you for not telling me. 我还生气你没有告诉我呢What are you mad at me for? 你气我什么You gotta let me slam the door. 你总得让我摔个门吧Chandler- I didn't kiss her, he did. 钱德勒我又没亲她他亲的- See what happens when you break the code? - Joey- -破坏规矩就是这种下场 -乔伊"A Woman Undone, by Rachel Karen Greene." 《被扒光的女人》瑞秋·凯伦·格林Yeah. Thought I'd give it a shot. 对我想尝试一下I'm still on the first chapter. 我还在写第一章Now, do you think his 'love stick 你认为他的"爱棒"从粗斜纹棉布料中can be liberated from its denim prison'? 释放了出来怎么样Yeah, I'd say so. 我想可以吧And there's no"J" in"engorged." 另外饱满的满不是"慢"Hey, Rach. 嘿瑞秋- Hello. - Hello. -好啊 -好- Going to the hospital tonight? - No. You? -今晚要去医院吗 -不你呢No. You? 不你呢You just asked me. 你刚问过了Okay, maybe it was a trick question. 好吧也许这是一个有陷阱的问题Rachel,can we do this now? 瑞秋我们现在能开始了吗Okay. I am so hot. 好的我好兴奋Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day.这是一张我父母结婚时候的照片Now you tell me she's not a knockout. 你能说我妈不迷人吗I can't believe we're having this conversation. 真不敢相信咱们会讨论这个问题C'mon! Just try to picture her not pregnant, that's all. 拜托只要想象她没有怀孕的样子就好Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay.中央公园很荣幸为各位介绍菲比·布菲小姐Thanks, um, 'kay 谢谢嗯好吧I'd like to start with a song that's about a man I recently met...第一首歌是关于我最近刚认识的一个男人...who's come to be very important to me. 'Kay. 那个人对我来说已经越来越重要了好*You don't have to be awake to be my man* *你无须醒来当我的男人**As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand**只要你还有一口气我就会握住你的手**Though we just met the other day* *虽然我们相遇不久**There's something I have got to say* *不过我有些话要对你说*Okay, thank you very much, I'm gonna take a short break. 谢谢各位我得稍微休息一下了Okay, that was Phoebe Buffay, everybody. Woo! 好吧感谢菲比小姐的演唱- What the hell was that? - Phoebe just started -她在搞什么 -菲比刚刚开始Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, 我是和乔伊讲话alright there, Mother-Kisser? 明白吗亲妈妈的家伙"Mother-kisser." 亲妈妈的家伙I'll shut up. 我闭嘴就是了Chandler, can I just say something? 钱德勒我能说几句话吗I-I know you're still mad at me, 我知道你仍在生我的气I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? 我只是想那晚一共就两个人对吧Two sets of lips. 两个嘴唇Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? 是哦她发生这种事情很正常She's always been a Freudian nightmare. 她一直是我的弗洛伊德梦魇Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, 好吧如果她经常做出这种事情why don't you say something? 为什么你不说她呢Because it's complicated, it's complex- 因为太复杂了这太麻烦了Hey, you kissed my mom. 喂亲我妈妈的人可是你啊We' re rehearsing a Greek play. 我们正在排练希腊话剧That's very funny. Are we done now? 真是有趣排练完没No! Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, 还没你不准备跟她谈谈you're not gonna tell her how you feel? 你不准备告诉她你的感受吗That would be no. 不要Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom... 别以为你和我妈妈玩了湿吻doesn't mean you know her. Alright? 就自以为了解她Trust me, you can't talk to her. 相信我跟她没法谈Okay. "You can't"? Or you can't? 是你不能还是你不敢Okay, that's my finger. 好吧我的手指That's, that's my knee. 我的膝盖Still doing the play. 还在排练Alright, whadyou do with him? 你把他怎么了- You're awake. - Look at you. -你醒了 -瞧瞧你How, how do you feel? 感觉如何Uh, a little woozy, but basically okay. 头有点晕基本上还行Gosh, you look good. 你的气色好极了I feel good. 我感觉还行Who are you? 你们是谁- Sorry. - I'm Phoebe Buffay. -对不起 -我叫菲比·布菲I'm Monica Geller. I've been taking care of you. 我叫莫妮卡·盖勒我一直在照顾你We both have. 我们都在照顾你So, the Etch-a-Sketch is from you guys? 这个雕刻画也是你们送的Well, actually it's just from me. 实际上是我送的I got you the foot massager. 我替你做脚底按摩You know who shaved you? That was me 知道是谁帮你刮胡子的吗是我- I read to you. - I sang. -我念书给你听 -我唱过歌Well,thanks. 谢了- Oh,my pleasure. - You' re welcome. -不客气 -没关系So I guess I'II see you around. 我想那就再见了What? That's it? 什么就这样"See you around"? 那就再见了- Well, what do you want me to say? - I don't know. -不然要我说什么 -我不知道Maybe... 或许..."That was nice." 该说"你们真好"" It meant something to me." "我太感动了"" I'll call you." "我会打电话给你的"- Alright. I'll call you. - I don't think you mean that. -好吧我会打的 -一点诚意都没有This is so typical. 男生都这样You know, we give and we give... 我们付出付出...and we give. 再付出And then- we just get nothing back! 然后我们得不到任何回报And then one day, y'know, 突然有一天it's just, you wake up, and "See you around!" 你醒了然后说"那就再见吧"Let's go, Phoebe. 走吧菲比You know what? We thought you were different. 知道吗我们以为你与众不同But I guess it was just the coma. 但我猜那因为你在昏迷的缘故Car's waiting downstairs, 车在楼下等着I just wanted to drop off 我上来就是想these copies of my book for your friends. 给你朋友送几本我的书Anything you want from Lisbon? 需要我在里斯本帮你买什么吗No, just knowing you're gonna be there is enough. 不需要知道你去哪就够了Alright, well, be good, I love you. 好吧要乖哦我爱你You kissed my best Ross. 你亲了我最好的罗斯Or something to that effect. 好像说错了反正差不多O-kay. 好吧Look, it, it was stupid. 我做了蠢事- Really stupid. - Really stupid. -愚蠢至极 -愚蠢至极And I don't even know how it happened. 我也不知道是怎么发生的I'm sorry, honey. I promise it will never happen again. 抱歉孩子我保证不会再发生这种事- Are we okay now? - Yeah. -你感觉好点吗 -是的No. No... 不不Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.. 男人与门之间禁忌的爱He did it. He told her off, 他做到了他跟她说了and not just about the kiss, about everything. 不只是亲吻的事所有的事都说出来了You're kidding? 开什么玩笑No, no. He said, "When are you gonna start being a mom?" 他说你何时才能像个妈妈样子Then she came back with: 她回答说"The question is,when are you gonna realize 你何时才能成长起来I have a bomb?" 意识到我也很性感'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say 等等你确定她不是说"When are you gonna grow up and realize I am your mom?" 你何时才能成长起来意识到我是你妈- That makes more sense. - You think? -这样比较合理 -你也这样认为So, what's going on now? 现在情况怎么样I don't know. I've been standing here spelling it out for you. 我不知道我一直在这儿说给你听I don't hear anything. Wait, wait, wait. 我什么都听不到等等What do you see? 你看见什么了Hard to tell, they're so tiny and upside-down. 很难说他们好小而且上下颠倒Wait,wait,wait. 等等等等They're walking away. They're walking away. 他们走过来他们走过去No, no, they' re not. 不他们不走了They' re coming right at us. Run! 他们要过来了快逃- Are you okay, kiddo? - Yeah. -你还好吧孩子 -没事了All right. You be good. 很好好好的啊Drive safe. 小心开车- Mrs. Bing. - Mr. Geller. -宾太太 -盖勒先生You mean that? 你当真Yeah, why not? 对有何不可So I told her. 我告诉她了- How did it go? - Awful. Awful. -情况怎么样 -糟糕糟糕Couldn't have gone worse. 没有比这更糟糕的啦- Well, how do you feel? - Pretty good. -感觉怎样 -不错I told her. 我告诉她了Well, see? 瞧看到没有So maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh?或许我亲你妈不是个馊主意But.. we don't have to go down that road. 我们不必继续往下说了Okay. Now this is just the first chapter... 这只是第一章...and I want your absolute honest opinion. Okay? 我要大家坦白的意见Oh, oh, and on page two, 在第二页中he's not 'reaching for her heaving beasts'. 他的手没伸向她茁壮的双峰What's a "niffle"? 什么是"耐头"You can usually find them on the heaving beasts. 通常在"茁壮的双峰"上可以找到Alright, alright, so I'm not a great typist. 好吧算我不会打字Wait, did you get to the part about 等下你们看到那段Wait, did you get to the part about 应为阴茎Penishis 'huge throbbing pens'? 他那巨大颤抖的"笔"了吗Oh, yeah, you don't wanna be around 当他用那东西写字的时候when he starts writing with those. 你不会想在场的That's it. Give them back. 够了还我第一季第十一集老友记So no one told you life was gonna be this way 没人告诉你生活会是这样your jobs a joke, you're broke, 你滑稽的工作你的差劲your love life's D.O.A. 你半途而废的爱情It's like you're always stuck in second gear, 就像开车卡在二档And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, 每日每周每月or even your year, but 甚至每年都是如此I'll be there for you, 大雨倾盆时when the rain starts to pour. 我会陪伴你I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你like I've been there before. 像我以前那样I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你'cause you're there for me too. 因为你也陪伴着我。

【精品】老友记剧本中英对照

Monica：NowI'mguessingthatheboughtherthebigpipeorgan，andshe'sreallynothappyaboutit。
Chandler:（imitatingthecharacters）Tunaoreggsalad? Decide！
Ross:（inadeepvoice）I’llhavewhateverChristineishaving。
Monica：Rachel？！
Rachel:OhGodMonicahi！ThankGod!Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyouweren’tthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereandyouare，youare！
Waitress：CanIgetyousomecoffee?
我不想单身的.我只想再结婚.
我只想要一百万！
-瑞秋？!
—天啊,莫妮卡，谢天谢地！我到过你的住处，你不在。有个拿着一根大榔头的人说你可能会在这儿，结果你真的在这儿。
想来杯咖啡吗？
无咖啡因的。各位，她叫瑞秋，另一位从林肯高中生存下来的人.这位叫钱德勒,菲比，乔伊。还记得我哥罗斯吗？
［TimeLapse,Rosshasentered。］
Ross:(mortified)Hi。
Joey：Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmyself.
Monica:Areyouokay,sweetie？
Ross：Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat，grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck..。

老友记word版剧本中英文对照

六人行（老友记）经典100句中英翻译1、I won’t let her go without a fight! 我不会轻易放过她的2、It could happen to anyone./ It happens to anybody./ That happens.谁都可能会遇到这种情况3、I’m a laundry virgin.（注意virgin的用法，体会老美说话之鲜活）4、I hear you. 我知道你要说什么。

/ 我懂你的意思了5、Nothing to see here!这里没什么好看的/看什么看！6、Hello? Were we at the same table?有没有搞错？（注意hello的用法，用疑问语气表示“有没有搞错？”）7、You are so sweet/ that’s so sweet. 你真好。

老友记第一季完整版中英文对照

Joey:Comeon, you're going out with the guy! There's gottabe something wrong with him!
Chandler:All right Joey, be nice. So does he have ahump? A hump and ahairpiece?
Ross:(mortified) Hi.
Joey:This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Monica:Are you okay,sweetie?
Ross:I just feel like someone reached down my throat,grabbedmy smallintestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Chandler:And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica:Rachel?!
Rachel:Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a bighammersaid you might be here and you are,you are!
Ross:Sorry.
Joey:Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?

Frinds老友记1-10季中英文对照完整版《The One Where Joey Tells Rachel》

Ross:So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh… is he a good guy?
Joey:Yeah, he’s the best.
Ross:Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.
Joey:Oh, I don’t know.
816 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
Lisa Kudrow:(voiceover) Previously on Friends
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross]
Joey:There’s this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, it’s complicated. She’s with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, y’know? ’Ccause we’re really good friends.
Ross:Sure, because women never like Joey. Y’know, I think he’s a virgin.
Monica:Joey…he’s not even thinking about going after Rachel!
Ross:He’s not?
Monica:No! All he’s thinking about is how you’re taking this! I mean, listen it’s totally freaking him out. He’s talking about moving to Vermont.

[实用参考]《老友记》第一季剧本全集-中英对照

101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate(ThePilot-TheUncutVersion)
[Scene:CentralPerk,Chandler,JoeP,Phoebe,andMonicaarethere.]பைடு நூலகம்
Monica:There'snothingtotell!He'sjustsomeguPIworkwith!
Ross:NoIdon't,tohellwithher,sheleftme!
JoeP:AndPouneverknewshewasalesbian...
Ross:No!!OkaP?!WhPdoeseverPonekeepfiGatingonthat?Shedidn'tknow,howshouldIknow?
Chandler:Cookie?
Monica:(eGplainingtotheothers)CarolmovedherstuffouttodaP.
JoeP:Ohh.
Monica:(toRoss)LetmegetPousomecoffee.
Ross:Thanks.
Phoebe:Ooh!Oh!(ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.)
Ross:SorrP.
JoeP:AlrightRoss,look.Pou'refeelingalotofpainrightnow.Pou'reangrP.Pou'rehurting.CanItellPouwhattheansweris?
(Rossgestureshisconsent.)
JoeP:Stripjoint!C'mon,Pou'resingle!Havesomehormones!

老友记第二季_中英文对照剧本

Episode 1: The One with Ross's New Gilfriend[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montage of scenes from Ross and Rachel.]Central Perk: 中央公园咖啡厅recap: 扼要重述montage: 蒙太奇，镜头组接，合成画面scene: 场面-Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far.pretty much: 几乎so far: 迄今为止到目前为止大概是这样子。

Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever,in love with: 爱上forever: 永远打从一开始Ross就爱Rachel，but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys.guy: 男人，家伙in the way: 在路上，挡道的Italian: 意大利人的但每次他想要表白总是会遇上阻碍，像是猫咪，意大利佬。

Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel.forget: 忘记dig: 考古挖掘let slip: 无意中说出slip: 滑倒,犯错,减退最后Chandler劝他死心，但当Ross去中国考古时Chandler说漏嘴Ross爱Rachel。