英语5人搞笑微电影剧本
搞笑5人英语剧本
H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!
Y:Ok,Let’s go!
第二幕：无间道
H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou!（指Y）thisisyegucheng.
K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.
haveavacation.
Y:That’s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.
K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme! Hahaha……
X唱着上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子) thisringshouldbemine!
K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?
Y急切: king! dearkingforme!huoxi(维语再见)
K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ?
Windiscominginsilence.
Another mysteriousmanapproaches .
Y与X相遇．
X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !
Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.
X:Excuseme，whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?
搞笑5人英语剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
king
英语短剧剧本 适合5个人
英语短剧剧本适合5个人第一幕：Bill and Marry are all students, they have fallen in love with each other for nearly 2 months. The class is over, Bill promised to meet Marry after class.女生跑出教学楼，男生迎了上去。
男：你下课了？我等了你一个小时。
B： Darling, the class is so long, I have waited for you for nearly one hour.女：对不起，那个数学老师拖堂了四十分钟。
G：Sorry, Bill, the mathematics teacher has runned overtime for nearly 40 minutes.男：没事的。
（变出一个橘子来，女生表示很开心）看，多漂亮的橘子。
B： That' s all right. Haha, look, how beautiful a Orange it is.女：你对我真好。
（男剥了橘子，要喂给女生吃，女生不吃。
）G： You are so nice to me.女：我们分着吃吧。
G： Let us eat it together , ok?男：我吃过了。
（喂给女生吃了。
）B： Baby, I have ate it, This Orange is special for you.女：真好吃，我们一起去图书馆看书吧。
G： It tastes so delicious. Let' s go to the library and read books.男：好的，走吧。
B： Ok, let' s go.第二幕：After one year, the two students graduate from school, they work at different corporation. They rent a small house far away from their work places, for the rent cost is mach small.两个人都毕业了，分别在两家公司上班。
搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人--心碎
Heart brokenBilling：XiMenchuixueYeGuchengHuaManlouKingPanJinlianNarratage/soldierN：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you !X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name?Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?X: I am XiMenchuixue.Y:Ah XiMenchuixue?X: Yes, what’s wrong?Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu.X: Great, you know me !Y: But your wife is my first lover.X: WhatY抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and athree-year-old son to be looked after by me!X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!X: 拔刀砍向Y(Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去)X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y: Just drink it!X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha.Y: Do you still want to kill me?X: Sure! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……X可怜状: Help!Help! Where is the washroom?Y: What ?X: Toliet?Y: What ?X: The “WC”?Y: Oh, I see. go along this street to the end and turn left when you see a high building! You can’t miss it.X: Thanks, bye bye.X与J相遇X跑过来J举牌：Ladies roomJ: You saw me!? You animal, monster, bullshit! (一边拉拉锁一边说)I kill you!X: Oh, No! I am sorry honey, but you are so beautiful! What’s your name?J: My first name is Jinlian, and my family name is Pan.X: Oh, PanJinlian So nice name. I love you. You have the most beautiful face, nose and little lips. Would you like to marry me?J: Yes, I’d like to. But do you get married?X: Of course, ah…not! What about you?J: Um…neither am I. But do you have a ring to give me？X: I will get one for you.J: I love you. I will be right here waiting for you.N: Then XiMenchuixue go to find a ring. Let us see what happens to YeGucheng at the same time.Y: You see?? It is really terrible for a person not being good at English.Y掏出纸屑吹:This is XiMenchuixue now!H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y: Who are you?H: HuaManlou! Have you seen XiMenchuixue?Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……H惊讶: So, now, you are the best in the world!Y: Clever girl.H: You are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join us?Y: Yes, my pleasure.H: Ok, follow me. Let’s go to see my king!Y: Ok, Let’s go! My first lover in dreams.H: What?Y: Nothing.H:My dear king ! Let me introduce YeGucheng to you! （指Y）This is YeGucheng.K: Sit down please, YeGucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H: YeGucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , rainstorm or Aids?Y: Yes, I do.K: Gucheng , come closely. 给叶孤城戴上戒指（音乐停）X唱着上: Only you……(看到戒指) this ring will be mine!K: But who are you? Why should it belong to you?Y急切: King! Dear king! I must go now, my mother asks me to go back home to have dinner.X: I am XiMenchuixue. YeGucheng, come here! Give me the ringY: Here you are.(灰溜溜的过去)X转身准备离开K: Arrest him!X: I will kill anyone who is in my way, no matter he is a human being or a Buddha.S: I am the most handsome soldier in the world. My favorite is looking myself in the mirror. I am here. I am here! I am here! You can’t go, boyX拔刀捅个不停，S动作配合但不死X擦汗：I am too tired to kill you, but I will cut down your head.S: Oh, God! Where is my head? Without a head, I will be very, very ugly. World without being handsome, I would rather die. Ah…K: Ah, XiMenchuixue is really rude. You see The handsome soldier’s brain was broken into pieces. Tell Youlai building not to cook tofu brain as breakfast any more.N: Then, XiMenchuixue go to ladies room to meet his lover with the ring. But actually HuaManlou is XiMenchuixue’s wife. So… what will happen next?H: My dear husband, where are you going?X: Something important! Don’t follow me.H: But the ring should be mine. (X找到了金莲, but H 也跟来了.)H: Oh, shit(捂眼). What are you doing? You little bitch, I will kill you. Nine Yin bones claw?J: HaHaHa…! My son is Li Gang, I fear nothing(自信).Who the hell are you?H: I’m his wifeJ: You have a wife? You cheated me!X: But you have a son, named Li Gang. My heart is broken(扭头退场，留下背影)J: My heart is also broken(冲背影，也下场)H:（大喊）My heart is broken into pieces(冲背影)Fuck your sisters.N：At the same time, Ye Gucheng and the king are playing another legend story.Y: 转身准备离开K: Gucheng!? Are you going to abandon me?Y: I will!K: Why ?Y:Because I’m not a gay. Once, there was a sincere love available for me , but I did n’t cherish. Now I regret to die! If the god would give me another chance, I would have said to that girl “I love you” .If there must be a limit for it , I hope it was one night. But now ,my heart is broken(退场)K: Oh ,no. My heart is broken too. (退场)N：Every one is a fraud. Love is not a thing that you can buy whenever you want. At last, These people with broken heart go back to Tang dynasty, and they all become monks. Then……(放西游记的歌，白龙马最后出场，背后贴字“White Dragon Horse”End.。
英语搞笑短剧剧本 5。
英语搞笑短剧剧本5—6人三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Ba jie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have a ny idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,pl ease don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......(谢幕)。
五人英语话剧剧本-The Silber Swindle
五人英语话剧剧本-The Silber Swindle5人Actors:Tavern Keepe:(男主角)Young ManKeeper's Wife(女主角)Young ManOld ManSummary:Once upon a time, there was a tavern. Travelers and hunters would exchange silver ingots for copper coins and eat some food there. The tavern keeper and his wife were very greedy. They always played tricks on the scales and cheated their customers. One day they played a trick on an old man as usuaL They were so happy. They thought they made a big fortune. Th their surprise, a young man in the tavern began snickering. "It looks like you've been cheated this time." He told them that the silver ingots had lead in them. The old man was a con artist in fake silver for years. How could it be this way? A smart money changer ilke the tavern keeper was outwitted by an old man!Narrator:Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. Today I will tell you a story. Once upon a time somewhere at the foot of the Changpai mountain, therewas a tavern at which travelers and hunters exchanged money to be used inside and outside the small town. Most people knew that the keeper of the tavern and his wife were very greedy. They cheated people by playing tricks on the scales and even charged additional fees for no reasons.One day~Scene I(Customers are talking, laughing and drinking in the tavern. A traveler just comes in, finds a seat and sits down.)Hunter 1: We hunted many animals today. (laughing) Let's have some more drink.Hunter 2: Yeahl That's a good idea.Hunter 1: Let's eat.Waiter: (sees the traveler come in) Welcome in, sir. What would you like to order? We have good food here and, of course, good wine, too. Traveler 1: Bring me your best dishes!Waiter: That's nice, sir. Your food will be here soon.Traveler 2: (walks to the checkout counter) Hey! How much should I pay?T.O.: It's ten for food, five for wine, and three for the service. It's all cost eighteen coins.Traveler 2: What! It's too expensive. You rip me off.T.K.: If you want to eat free, you will get a misfortune.Traveler 2: (throws some coins on the counter reluctantly and marching out angrily) Don't expect I will come back again.(Meanwhile, an old man comes downstairs andorders some food before checking out.)O.M.: Excuse me. May I order now?T.K.: (walks from behind the counter) Hello! Mydearfriend.Youdidn'tpay me yesterday. It's fifty coins for lodging, thirty-five for food, and five coins for cleaning.O.M.: (surprisingly) What! I just stayed for one single night. And I have to pay so much money. It's ridiculous!T.K.: Don't you dare to stay in my tavern for free!(One of the two young men comes up to the old man.)Y.M.1: Calm down, you two. (to the old man respecifully) Uncle Wang, how are you recently?O.M.: Fine. And you?Y.M.1: Fine. Thank you.T.K.: (interrupts their greeting) Pay me first and take your time chatting. Y.M.1: (to the keeper) Please wait a minute.(turns to the old man)Your son has been doing business with me in Changchou. He wanted me to give you this letter and some silver ingots before I left Chavgchou. I did not expect to meet you here. (hands the old man a letter and a bundle ofsilver ingots) Please take this.O.M.: Thank you. Do you want to have a drink with me?Y.M.1: Oh, no. I can't. I have to leave here for another business.(The young man leaves hastily after giving the old man a big bundle of silver ingots.)O.M.: (to the tavern keeper) My son again gives me money as my living expenses. But, please read this letter for me since my eyesight is not as good as it used to be. I have money more than enough now. Could I trouble you to read this letter from my son? I will pay you ten more coins as tips.T.K.: Why do I have to read this letter for you?K.W.: (moving from behind the counter) There's nothing to argue about. (pulls the tavern keeper aside and whispers to her husband) We don't have any lose.T.K.: (tears open the letter reluctantly and read the letter)Dear Father, How are you recently? I am now in Changchou doing business. My wife is pregnant again. kids are all filial to us. They can recite some poems. I'm sorry that I can't travel with you. Afler doing business for three years, I made a big fortune. So here are 50 taels of silver for you. And I think its enough for you to live in comfort. I'll be home in two months. ~Nish you well.Your sonO.M: (giving the bundle to the tavern keeper's wife) What a good son! Now take what I owe you and exchange the rest for coins, please.K.W.: (opens the bundle shockingly) Wait a moment! That's really a big future.T.K.: (to the old man) All right. You have money now. You can pay us. K.W.: Well. The silver you gave me is more than you need to pay. Ah..., let me see. (pretends to be weighing the silver ingots on the scales) Mmm.... They're exactly 50 taels. The current exchange rate for 50 taels is 5000 copper coins. You have to pay us 100 coins. So, here are 4000 and 900 coins you keep yourself.O.M.: That's what my son told me in the letter. So, good-bye now.K.W.: Waiter.Waiter. Show the gentleman to the door.(The old man takes the coins and leaves the tavern.)K.W.: You can't believe it. That 50 taels of silver weights 60. His son must have been too busy to check the weight. The old man didn't know they could exchange for 6000 copper coins. So we eamlO taels.T.K.: It's so great . We made a big fortune today.Y.M.2: (snikering and walking to the keeper)Are yousure about the silver cotent? You'd better check them again.T.K.: What did you mean by saying that?K.W.: (cuts open one of the ingots) My gosh IT.K.: Oh, God! We were cheated. I have to get back my money. Do you know where I can find him?Y.M.2.: (smiling and putting out his hand over) I know but...T.K.: No problem. Only if you tell me where to find him and I'll give you a tael of silver ingoY.M. 2: A taels?... He is in a town.T.K.: Tell me more and I'll give you three taels.Y.M. 2: Three taels? He is in a village.T.K. : O.K. Five taels and no more.Y.M. 2: Five taels?... In the east of a village, there is a temple...T.K. : O.K., O.K. Ten taels and you tell me the exact place.Y.M. 2: That's a deal.Hunter 1: Let's go with him.K.W.: Waiter. Take the scale and go with them(Most of the customers go along.)Scene II(The tavern Keeper leaves his wife and went to the place the young man described. It's a wine shop. The old man is drinking wine there with lots of people.)T.K.: So, here you are. You, swindler. You cheated me and you dare to have fun here.O.M.: Oh, come on my friend. Have a dink with me.(The tavern Keeper pushes away the old man's hand.)T.K.: Don't talk so much. Return my money.O.M.: Did I cheat you? It was a mistake, my friend.T.K.: (angrily) Hmm~! You can't deny it! Those pieces of silver ingots you gave me are fake. They're with lead inside.O.M.: How do you know the silver ingots are mine.T.K.: Let me show to you.(The tavern Keeper puts the silver ingots on the scales.)O.M.: (showing the letter from his son to the others) You see. They weigh 60 taels of silver. What my son writes in this letter is 50 taels. Don't fool me. These are not the silver ingots I gave you.T.K.: I I this this...Onlookers: (grabs the tavern keeper and beat him hard) You are not honest. And you are trying to buff this poor old man. Let's throw him out. (Light dims out)Scene III(The tavern Keeper leaves the village wearily.)K.W.: (expecting his husband) Oh! My goodness! What happened to you?T.K.: Stop talking to me. Close the door.K.W.: What happened, my dear?T.K.: Just close the door. It's my decision.(The tavern Keeper utters the sentence dismally.)K.W. : I'm asking you what happened to you! Why are you so upset! T.K.: l... Do you believe it? I was made a fool of by the old man.K.W. : Oh oh ! My goodness! How could it be? Oh -'.T.K.: Now you can understand why I am so upset,K.W.: I am as angry and sad as you are? Why are you mad with me? T.K.: (shouts at his wife) Those two guys outwitted us. Just be quiet. K.W.: (dismally) You! You!(To the surprise of the couple, the old man appears in a smoke suddenly.)O.M.: Look at me closely and see who I am.T.K.: (surprisingly) How How come you are here?O.M.: Don't be afraid! You are in a dream. Tell you the truth. I am a godand both of the two young men are my sons.! came here to teach you a lesson. Don't deceive people any more, my friend! Do your business honestly. You will suffer from what you do if you don't stop cheating people.(Finishing his advice, the old man disappears in a smoke.)T.K.: I don't dare to deceive people any more.K.W.: Yes! Me too!Scene IVTraveler 4: May I get my bill?T.K.: Won't you stay longer? Don't you satisfy with our service? Traveler 4: No. No. Everything is great.T.K.: All right. Please wait a minuet and have some tea. It's all cost thirty coins.Traveler 4: It's cheap. Thank you very much. You are really a good man. So goodbye now.T.K.: Goodbye.Narrator: Ever after, the tavern keeper and his wife treated people with kindness. What's more, they even helped poor people in need.The End。
搞笑英文多人剧本
Posts Tagged 搞笑剧本《正义必胜》英语话剧剧本5人短剧。
搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。
人物Bunny Cheng: Bunny ChenEliza Lin: DaughterCeline Tu: Reporter et AsideSano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)——————————————————————————–SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.Mom: Hello~Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…Mom: Hello~Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~) Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her dau ghter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…Mom: Eliza~Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?Mom: Ya~ are you ha ppy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE IIBecause the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangs ters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster: (Hitting the sm all gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.Eliza: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there? Eliza: Oh… you sh ould go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing?Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed) Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.SCENE IIIMother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m h ungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop. The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?Mom: Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remembe r don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom: O.K. See you then!At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor. Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?Big gangster: Where is the ransom?Mom: Release my daughter first!Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!Mom: No way!And the battle begins.Mom: Justice is always the winner.Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved. Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?Small gangster: I……Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.Eliza: Me! Me!Celine: What do you want to say?Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!Mom: My turn. My turn.Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?Mom: Well……Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle. Mom: Yes. And the gangsters…Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom: Right. And they…Celine: They want to trick you, but…Mom: But… enough. I’m hu ngry. I want to go home with my daughter.Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call wi ll often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.《出租车司机》英语话剧剧本一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。
五人英语话剧
5人Actors:Tavern Keepe:(男主角)Young ManKeeper's Wife(女主角)Young ManOld ManSummary:Once upon a time, there was a tavern. Travelers and hunters would exchange silver ingots for copper coins and eat some food there. The tavern keeper and his wife were very greedy. They always played tricks on the scales and cheated their customers. One day they played a trick on an old man as usuaL They were so happy. They thought they made a big fortune. Th their surprise, a young man in the tavern began snickering. "It looks like you've been cheated this time." He told them that the silver ingots had lead in them. The old man was a con artist in fake silver for years. How could it be this way? A smart money changer ilke the tavern keeper was outwitted by an old man!Narrator:Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. Today I will tell you a story. Once upon a time somewhere at the foot of the Changpai mountain, there was a tavern at which travelers and hunters exchanged money to be used inside and outside the small town. Most people knew that the keeper of the tavern and his wife were very greedy. They cheated people by playing tricks on the scales and even charged additional fees for no reasons.One day~Scene I(Customers are talking, laughing and drinking in the tavern.A traveler just comes in, finds a seat and sits down.)Hunter 1: We hunted many animals today. (laughing) Let's have some more drink.Hunter 2: Yeahl That's a good idea.Hunter 1: Let's eat.Waiter: (sees the traveler come in) Welcome in, sir. What would you like to order? We have good food here and, of course, good wine, too.Traveler 1: Bring me your best dishes!Waiter: That's nice, sir. Your food will be here soon.Traveler 2: (walks to the checkout counter) Hey! How much should I pay?T.O.: It's ten for food, five for wine, and three for the service. It's all cost eighteen coins.Traveler 2: What! It's too expensive. You rip me off.T.K.: If you want to eat free, you will get a misfortune.Traveler 2: (throws some coins on the counter reluctantly and marching out angrily) Don't expect I will come back again.(Meanwhile, an old man comes downstairs andorders some food before checking out.)O.M.: Excuse me. May I order now?T.K.: (walks from behind the counter) Hello! Mydearfriend.Youdidn'tpay me yesterday. It's fifty coins for lodging, thirty-five for food, and five coins for cleaning.O.M.: (surprisingly) What! I just stayed for one single night. And I have to pay so much money. It's ridiculous!T.K.: Don't you dare to stay in my tavern for free!(One of the two young men comes up to the old man.)Y.M.1: Calm down, you two. (to the old man respecifully) Uncle Wang, how are you recently?O.M.: Fine. And you?Y.M.1: Fine. Thank you.T.K.: (interrupts their greeting) Pay me first and take your time chatting.Y.M.1: (to the keeper) Please wait a minute.(turns to the old man)Your son has been doing business with me in Changchou. He wanted me to give you this letter and some silver ingots before I left Chavgchou. I did not expect to meet you here. (hands the old man a letter and a bundle of silver ingots) Please take this.O.M.: Thank you. Do you want to have a drink with me?Y.M.1: Oh, no. I can't. I have to leave here for another business.(The young man leaves hastily after giving the old man a big bundle of silver ingots.)O.M.: (to the tavern keeper) My son again gives me money as my living expenses. But, please read this letter for me since my eyesight is not as good as it used to be. I have money more than enough now. Could I trouble you to read this letter from my son? I will pay you ten more coins as tips.T.K.: Why do I have to read this letter for you?K.W.: (moving from behind the counter) There's nothing to argue about. (pulls the tavern keeper aside and whispers to her husband) We don't have any lose.T.K.: (tears open the letter reluctantly and read the letter)Dear Father, How are you recently? I am now in Changchou doing business. My wife is pregnant again. kids are all filial to us. They can recite some poems. I'm sorry that I can't travel with you. Afler doing business for three years, I madea big fortune. So here are 50 taels of silver for you. And I think its enough for you to live in comfort. I'll be home in two months. ~Nish you well.Your sonO.M: (giving the bundle to the tavern keeper's wife) What a good son! Now take what I owe you and exchange the rest for coins, please.K.W.: (opens the bundle shockingly) Wait a moment! That's really a big future.T.K.: (to the old man) All right. You have money now. You can pay us.K.W.: Well. The silver you gave me is more than you need to pay. Ah..., let me see. (pretends to be weighing the silver ingots on the scales) Mmm.... They're exactly 50 taels. The current exchange rate for 50 taels is 5000 copper coins. Youhave to pay us 100 coins. So, here are 4000 and 900 coins you keep yourself.O.M.: That's what my son told me in the letter. So, good-bye now.K.W.: Waiter.Waiter. Show the gentleman to the door.(The old man takes the coins and leaves the tavern.)K.W.: You can't believe it. That 50 taels of silver weights 60. His son must have been too busy to check the weight. The old man didn't know they could exchange for 6000 copper coins. So we eamlO taels.T.K.: It's so great . We made a big fortune today.Y.M.2: (snikering and walking to the keeper)Are yousure about the silver cotent? You'd better check them again.T.K.: What did you mean by saying that?K.W.: (cuts open one of the ingots) My gosh IT.K.: Oh, God! We were cheated. I have to get back my money. Do you know where I can find him?Y.M.2.: (smiling and putting out his hand over) I know but...T.K.: No problem. Only if you tell me where to find him and I'll give you a tael of silver ingoY.M. 2: A taels?... He is in a town.T.K.: Tell me more and I'll give you three taels.Y.M. 2: Three taels? He is in a village.T.K. : O.K. Five taels and no more.Y.M. 2: Five taels?... In the east of a village, there is a temple...T.K. : O.K., O.K. Ten taels and you tell me the exact place. Y.M. 2: That's a deal.Hunter 1: Let's go with him.K.W.: Waiter. Take the scale and go with them(Most of the customers go along.)Scene II(The tavern Keeper leaves his wife and went to the place the young man described. It's a wine shop. The old man is drinking wine there with lots of people.)T.K.: So, here you are. You, swindler. You cheated me and you dare to have fun here.O.M.: Oh, come on my friend. Have a dink with me.(The tavern Keeper pushes away the old man's hand.)T.K.: Don't talk so much. Return my money.O.M.: Did I cheat you? It was a mistake, my friend.T.K.: (angrily) Hmm~! You can't deny it! Those pieces of silver ingots you gave me are fake. They're with lead inside.O.M.: How do you know the silver ingots are mine.T.K.: Let me show to you.(The tavern Keeper puts the silver ingots on the scales.)O.M.: (showing the letter from his son to the others) You see. They weigh 60 taels of silver. What my son writes in this letter is 50 taels. Don't fool me. These are not the silver ingots I gave you.T.K.: I I this this...Onlookers: (grabs the tavern keeper and beat him hard) You are not honest. And you are trying to buff this poor old man. Let's throw him out.(Light dims out)Scene III(The tavern Keeper leaves the village wearily.)K.W.: (expecting his husband) Oh! My goodness! What happened to you?T.K.: Stop talking to me. Close the door.K.W.: What happened, my dear?T.K.: Just close the door. It's my decision.(The tavern Keeper utters the sentence dismally.)K.W. : I'm asking you what happened to you! Why are you so upset!T.K.: l... Do you believe it? I was made a fool of by the old man.K.W. : Oh oh ! My goodness! How could it be? Oh -'.T.K.: Now you can understand why I am so upset,K.W.: I am as angry and sad as you are? Why are you mad with me?T.K.: (shouts at his wife) Those two guys outwitted us. Just be quiet.K.W.: (dismally) You! You!(To the surprise of the couple, the old man appears in a smoke suddenly.)O.M.: Look at me closely and see who I am.T.K.: (surprisingly) How How come you are here?O.M.: Don't be afraid! You are in a dream. Tell you the truth.I am a god and both of the two young men are my sons.!came here to teach you a lesson. Don't deceive people any more, my friend! Do your business honestly. You will suffer from what you do if you don't stop cheating people.(Finishing his advice, the old man disappears in a smoke.)T.K.: I don't dare to deceive people any more.K.W.: Yes! Me too!Scene IVTraveler 4: May I get my bill?T.K.: Won't you stay longer? Don't you satisfy with our service?Traveler 4: No. No. Everything is great.T.K.: All right. Please wait a minuet and have some tea. It's all cost thirty coins.Traveler 4: It's cheap. Thank you very much. You are really a good man. So goodbye now.T.K.: Goodbye.Narrator: Ever after, the tavern keeper and his wife treated people with kindness. What's more, they even helped poor people in need.The End。
五人简短英语话剧
五人简短英语话剧1.5人英语短话剧剧本以下A\B\C\D\E来代表依次5人我也是初一的..A:HelloB,whyareyoucry?B:Ohmygod!!!Ilostmybag.C:Whatcolorisit??B:It'sblue.Yesblue!!!!C:Isityours?B:No,Ithinkthat'sD'sbag.D:YesIt'smine.A:AndIsityours?B:No,It'sblack,Ithinkthat'sE's.E:Look!yourbagisoverthere!B:Where?E:Underthetree!B:Ohthanks!That'smine!A:Lookthatcat!Itbitesyourbag!B:No!!!No!!!Getouthere!!!你给ABCDE各定义一个名字，再代入文章。
5分钟绝对行.最后一句话有些搞笑色彩.2.急~~~英语短话剧剧本5人话剧《荆轲刺秦王》旁白（Aside）/介绍（Introduction）:Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazyco untrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistoryby crazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokill kingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknow whathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.Act ionI太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld？（画外音：It'syou,PrinceDan！太子丹高兴状）Thankumirror！（面对观众）I'mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemaninthe world.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrorto ldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo？（向幕里大叫）Whereismyminister？阿三（毕恭毕敬）：Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifu l、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”！阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Tale nt！（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate？阿三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoC hou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killerofth eworld.太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK？阿三：Yes.ActionII（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲AreyouLimochou？李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I'mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers' world.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme？荆轲Offcourse！耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon！音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
英语五人情景剧——新白娘子后传
小青：Hello, everyone! Guess who I am. Look at what I wear. Yes, I ‘m Xiaoqing and I have a well-known sister, Bai Suzhen. Since the fight between Fahai and her, she and her husband Xu xian led a happy life. Look, they are back to the Broken Bridge where they first met.背景音乐：《千年等一回》许：Honey, look at the beautiful scenery, do you still remember the first time we met here? I fell in love with you at the first sight.白：Oh, the Broken Bridge is the witness of our love. The gentle drizzle is telling the story about our loves. I am willing to be an ordinary person that can stay with you forever.许：Oh, I can’t go on any longer without you.白：Me too, but I am afraid of 。
At the very moment, fa hai came up.法：Oh! Did your evil spirit come out and persecute the world again? Let me punish you!白：I beg you to give me a chance. I have changed for the better refers and just want to be an ordinary person to live a happy life with Xuxian.许：Honey, hold my mobile phone carefully.（挽袖子，跪）I know you will be more convinced if I fell to my knees. Please let us go. One good return deserves another.法：as you are so sincere, I ‘ll let you go. Oh I just can’t tolerate your conjugal love.许：Thank you very much.（手机响）三：Daring, I haven’t seen you so long long long time. Don’t you miss me？don’t you love me? Don’t you want to see me?白：Ok三：See you in the usual place, mua~白：Ok三: Can’t wait to see you.第二幕情：you know my sister bai suzhen is not to be trifled with. She decides to replace xuxian to keep an appointment. She firmly believed that she would chase little three away.白：Coquette, please leave xuxian at once.三：No, snake essence, you have no right to ask me to do so.白：Well, I think we must use force to deal with the problem!三：Ok! I am not afraid of you !情：All of a sudden, a thunder hit bai suzhen and little three. And an unbelievable thing happen to them. They traversed the space-time and became cimenchuixue and yegucheng. So they decided to fight to decide who can live with xuxian.西门：Oh, aren’t you yegucheng, I finally meet you.叶：Yes, I am yegucheng ,who are you?西门：Shouldn’t you know me? You are really short sight, I am ximenchuixue.叶：what？are you ximenchuixue?西门：YES，what’s wrong?叶：I heard that you are the besting Martial Arts西门：Great, you know me!叶（抱腿）：. Please, pleas e…… Don’t kill me! let me you go!情：a thunder hit them again, and they came back to their home. Bai suzhen got the upper hand inthe first round.第三幕(背景音乐天雷滚滚）情：Xu xian realized what a big mistake he had made. So she decided to break up with little three to make up for his mistake.许仙：I can't do that. Suzhen have given everything to me, but I...I...Oh, I should come back to her. 小三：Wait! What are you doing? Are you leaving so irresponsibly?许仙：I'm sorry, I will confess my fault to Suzhen, and I will not see you again.小三：Stop! How can you say that? You said you love me and I'm the world of you.许仙：I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you. I just...小三：Enough is enough! You asked for it. Get out of my face now!许仙：Thank you for your understanding.(小三转身抱大腿）小三：(哭求）Don't go. It's all my faults. I am nothing without you. She, Bai Suzhen, is only a basilisk. I don't want to be a joke. It's unfair.许仙：I'm sorry. It's time to go. Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. You deserve the better.Xi lige is waiting for you.小三：No, no no! I can’t stand losing you. Don’t leave me, please...第四幕（挽留白素贞）情：bai suzhen was so disappointed with xu xian. She finally decided to leave xuxian.素贞：Xuxian ,I never think you are just a Jason, I have given up everything for loving you, but you broke your word so quickly. I won’t forgive you again.许仙：I know it's all my faults. I'll never break your heart again. Please forgive me.素贞：No, I can’t believe you any longer. I have decided to be with Fahai. I believe him will love forever. Fahai, isn’t it right?法海：yes，I love you so much! Suzhen, believe me! I will give you a happy live,. We needn’t take notice of him, let’s go!素贞：OK，let’s go!许仙：suzhen !Suzhen! Don’t leave me! Don’t you know how much I love you?素贞：Sorry，I don’t know! Don’t hinder me to leave!许仙：I'll change, I promise. I won't hurt you anymore. Please give me one more chance. Do you forget our solemn pledge of love. Don’t leave me, please!素贞：Really? Should I give you a chance? I believe you are still in my heart. Fahai , I am so sorry, I can’t go with you, I still love him and can’t leave him, please forget me!法海：My heart have broken in your word, I love you so much ,but there is no place for me in your heart.许仙：Oh, honey, I am too happy to stand faint!情：after an little episode, they finally got married.。
多人剧英语剧本 五人英语话剧剧本
五人英语话剧剧本-The Silber Swindle5人 Actors:Tavern Keepe:(男主角)Young ManKeeper's Wife(女主角)Young ManOld ManSummary:Once upon a time, there was a tavern. Travelers and hunters would exchange silver ingots for copper coins and eat some food there. The tavern keeper and his wife were very greedy. They always played tricks on the scales and cheated their customers. One day they played a trick on an old man as usuaL They were so happy. They thought they made a big fortune. Th their surprise, a young man in the tavern began snickering. "It looks like you've been cheated this time." He told them that the silver ingots had lead in them. The old man was a con artist in fake silver for years. How could it be this way? A smart money changer ilke the tavern keeper was outwitted by an old man!Narrator:Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. Today I will tell you a story. Once upon a time somewhere at the foot of the Changpai mountain, there was a tavern at which travelers and hunters exchanged money to be used inside and outside the small town. Most people knew that the keeper of the tavern and his wife were very greedy. They cheated people by playing tricks on the scales and even charged additional fees for no reasons.One day~Scene I(Customers are talking, laughing and drinking in the tavern. A traveler just comes in, finds a seat and sits down.)Hunter 1: We hunted many animals today. (laughing) Let's have some more drink.Hunter 2: Yeahl That's a good idea.Hunter 1: Let's eat.Waiter: (sees the traveler come in) Welcome in, sir. What would you like to order? We have good food here and, of course, good wine, too. Traveler 1: Bring me your best dishes!Waiter: That's nice, sir. Your food will be here soon.Traveler 2: (walks to the checkout counter) Hey! How much should I pay? T.O.: It's ten for food, five for wine, and three for the service. It's all cost eighteen coins.Traveler 2: What! It's too expensive. You rip me off.T.K.: If you want to eat free, you will get a misfortune.Traveler 2: (throws some coins on the counter reluctantly and marching out angrily) Don't expect I will come back again.(Meanwhile, an old man comes downstairs andorders some food before checking out.)O.M.: Excuse me. May I order now?T.K.: (walks from behind the counter) Hello! Mydearfriend.Youdidn'tpay me yesterday. It's fifty coins for lodging, thirty-five for food, and five coins for cleaning.O.M.: (surprisingly) What! I just stayed for one single night. And I have to pay so much money. It's ridiculous!T.K.: Don't you dare to stay in my tavern for free!(One of the two young men comes up to the old man.)Y.M.1: Calm down, you two. (to the old man respecifully) Uncle Wang, how are you recently?O.M.: Fine. And you?Y.M.1: Fine. Thank you.T.K.: (interrupts their greeting) Pay me first and take your time chatting. Y.M.1: (to the keeper) Please wait a minute.(turns to the old man)Your son has been doing business with me in Changchou. He wanted me to give you this letter and some silver ingots before I left Chavgchou. I did not expect to meet you here. (hands the old man a letter and a bundle of silver ingots) Please take this.O.M.: Thank you. Do you want to have a drink with me?Y.M.1: Oh, no. I can't. I have to leave here for another business. (The young man leaves hastily after giving the old man a big bundle of silver ingots.)O.M.: (to the tavern keeper) My son again gives me money as my living expenses. But, please read this letter for me since my eyesight is not as good as it used to be. I have money more than enough now. Could I trouble you to read this letter from my son? I will pay you ten more coins as tips. T.K.: Why do I have to read this letter for you?K.W.: (moving from behind the counter) There's nothing to argue about. (pulls the tavern keeper aside and whispers to her husband) We don't have any lose.T.K.: (tears open the letter reluctantly and read the letter)Dear Father, How are you recently? I am now in Changchou doing business. My wife is pregnant again. kids are all filial to us. They can recite some poems. I'm sorry that I can't travel with you. Afler doing business for three years, I made a big fortune. So here are 50 taels of silver for you. And I think its enough for you to live in comfort. I'll be home in two months. ~Nish you well.Your sonO.M: (giving the bundle to the tavern keeper's wife) What a good son! Now take what I owe you and exchange the rest for coins, please.K.W.: (opens the bundle shockingly) Wait a moment! That's really a big future.T.K.: (to the old man) All right. You have money now. You can pay us. K.W.: Well. The silver you gave me is more than you need to pay. Ah..., let me see. (pretends to be weighing the silver ingots on the scales) Mmm.... They're exactly 50 taels. The current exchange rate for 50 taels is 5000 copper coins. You have to pay us 100 coins. So, here are 4000 and 900 coins you keep yourself.O.M.: That's what my son told me in the letter. So, good-bye now.K.W.: Waiter.Waiter. Show the gentleman to the door.(The old man takes the coins and leaves the tavern.)K.W.: You can't believe it. That 50 taels of silver weights 60. His son must have been too busy to check the weight. The old man didn't know they could exchange for 6000 copper coins. So we eamlO taels.T.K.: It's so great . We made a big fortune today.Y.M.2: (snikering and walking to the keeper)Are yousure about the silver cotent? You'd better check them again.T.K.: What did you mean by saying that?K.W.: (cuts open one of the ingots) My gosh IT.K.: Oh, God! We were cheated. I have to get back my money. Do you know where I can find him?Y.M.2.: (smiling and putting out his hand over) I know but...T.K.: No problem. Only if you tell me where to find him and I'll give you a tael of silver ingoY.M. 2: A taels?... He is in a town.T.K.: Tell me more and I'll give you three taels.Y.M. 2: Three taels? He is in a village.T.K. : O.K. Five taels and no more.Y.M. 2: Five taels?... In the east of a village, there is a temple... T.K. : O.K., O.K. Ten taels and you tell me the exact place.Y.M. 2: That's a deal.Hunter 1: Let's go with him.K.W.: Waiter. Take the scale and go with them(Most of the customers go along.)Scene II(The tavern Keeper leaves his wife and went to the place the young man described. It's a wine shop. The old man is drinking wine there with lots of people.)T.K.: So, here you are. You, swindler. You cheated me and you dare to have fun here.O.M.: Oh, come on my friend. Have a dink with me.(The tavern Keeper pushes away the old man's hand.)T.K.: Don't talk so much. Return my money.O.M.: Did I cheat you? It was a mistake, my friend.T.K.: (angrily) Hmm~! You can't deny it! Those pieces of silver ingots you gave me are fake. They're with lead inside.O.M.: How do you know the silver ingots are mine.T.K.: Let me show to you.(The tavern Keeper puts the silver ingots on the scales.)O.M.: (showing the letter from his son to the others) You see. They weigh 60 taels of silver. What my son writes in this letter is 50 taels. Don't fool me. These are not the silver ingots I gave you.T.K.: I I this this...Onlookers: (grabs the tavern keeper and beat him hard) You are not honest. And you are trying to buff this poor old man. Let's throw him out. (Light dims out)Scene III(The tavern Keeper leaves the village wearily.)K.W.: (expecting his husband) Oh! My goodness! What happened to you? T.K.: Stop talking to me. Close the door.K.W.: What happened, my dear?T.K.: Just close the door. It's my decision.(The tavern Keeper utters the sentence dismally.)K.W. : I'm asking you what happened to you! Why are you so upset!T.K.: l... Do you believe it? I was made a fool of by the old man. K.W. : Oh oh ! My goodness! How could it be? Oh -'.T.K.: Now you can understand why I am so upset,K.W.: I am as angry and sad as you are? Why are you mad with me?T.K.: (shouts at his wife) Those two guys outwitted us. Just be quiet. K.W.: (dismally) You! You!(To the surprise of the couple, the old man appears in a smoke suddenly.) O.M.: Look at me closely and see who I am.T.K.: (surprisingly) How How come you are here?O.M.: Don't be afraid! You are in a dream. Tell you the truth. I am a god and both of the two young men are my sons.! came here to teach you a lesson. Don't deceive people any more, my friend! Do your business honestly. You will suffer from what you do if you don't stop cheating people. (Finishing his advice, the old man disappears in a smoke.)T.K.: I don't dare to deceive people any more.K.W.: Yes! Me too!Scene IVTraveler 4: May I get my bill?T.K.: Won't you stay longer? Don't you satisfy with our service? Traveler 4: No. No. Everything is great.T.K.: All right. Please wait a minuet and have some tea. It's all cost thirty coins.Traveler 4: It's cheap. Thank you very much. You are really a good man. So goodbye now.T.K.: Goodbye.Narrator: Ever after, the tavern keeper and his wife treated people with kindness. What's more, they even helped poor people in need.The End。
英语5人话剧3～5分钟简短
英语5人话剧3～5分钟简短Title: Lost in TimeCharacters:1. John - A young man in his 20s who feels lost and confused about his life.2. Sarah - John's best friend who is supportive and helpful.3. Old Man - A wise and mysterious character who helps John find his way.4. Receptionist - A busy receptionist who provides information about the lost and found section.5. Stranger - A fellow lost soul who helps John on his journey. Scene 1: John's Room(Scene opens with John sitting alone in his room, looking lost and contemplative)John: (Sighs) I don't know what to do with my life. I feel so lost. (Scene cuts to Sarah entering the room)Sarah: Hey John, what's wrong?John: I just feel like I haven't found my purpose yet. I'm completely lost.Sarah: Don't worry, John. We've all been there. Sometimes, we just need a little guidance.(Scene transitions to a busy reception area)Scene 2: The Lost and Found Section(John and Sarah approach the receptionist desk)Receptionist: How may I help you?Sarah: We're looking for something... more than just material possessions.Receptionist: (Curious) What do you mean?John: We feel lost and need help finding our purpose in life.Receptionist: Ah, I see. Well, there have been some reports of a wise old man wandering around the city. People say he has the answers to life's biggest questions.(Scene shifts to a park)Scene 3: Meeting the Old Man(John and Sarah spot the Old Man sitting on a bench)John: Excuse me, sir. Are you the wise old man everyone's been talking about?Old Man: Perhaps I am. What brings you to me today?Sarah: We are lost and confused. We need guidance.Old Man: (Smiling) Sit down, my dear children. Finding oneself is a journey we must all undertake.Scene 4: The Journey Begins(Scene transition to a street, John and Sarah encounter a lost Stranger)Stranger: Lost souls, huh? I've been there. Maybe we can help each other find our way.John: You too?Stranger: Yep. Let's embark on this journey together, shall we?(Scene continues with John, Sarah, Old Man, and Stranger discussing their dreams and ambitions, sharing their stories, and gradually finding clarity and purpose)Scene 5: Epiphany(Scene shifts back to John's room, where John is alone, feeling content and enlightened)John: (Reflective) I've realized that life's journey is about finding yourself and helping others along the way.(Sarah enters the room)Sarah: John, I've noticed a change in you. You seem so much more confident and focused.John: I found my purpose, Sarah. It's helping others find their way, just like the Old Man and the Stranger helped me.(Scene ends on a hopeful note as John and Sarah embrace, ready to face their new lives with purpose and determination)Note: This is a sample script for a 3-5 minute short play. You may modify and expand upon it based on your specific requirements and preferences. Be sure to include stage directions and character actions to enhance the performance.。
【5人英语短剧】The Frog Prince
------------------光影时代-专业英文剧本下载-影评基地收集制作转载请注明出处，谢谢！------------------The Frog PrinceSummary:The popular fairy tale that is well knowTransformed into a skit of our very ownThe frog, the prince, the golden ballWe are presenting to you allBy a witch, put under a spellAndre searches, a way out of hellAfter hopping a long, long wayUnkown dangers, ahead they layAt last, with Lily by his sideHis hope for the princess has all diedWhen he stopped and turned aroundHis true love was finally foundAnd so we finish in everyone's laughterThe story that ended happily ever afterScene oneNarrator:Once upon a time, in a faraway land, Princess Tatiana was promisedto Prince Andre, son of the great and mighty king, Deconis. Thefestive mood of the engagement arouses in the kingdom. Faraway,beyond all the celebrating, alone in her tower, Poinsetta, the witch,was watching, her eyes brewing with anger and hatred.Poinsetta:Mine, mine, mine! Andre should be mine! How could he marry Tatiana? How can I let him marry Tatiana?(Poinsetta flounces around in rage.)(Andre is standing before a mirror made of aluminum foil.)Andre:Magic mirror, I will marry Tatiana in a week, how beautiful she is!The brightness of her eyes shine like candles in the dark night! mesoftness of her skin feels of the finest silk! She leaves even thegoddesses in bitter envy. Magic mirror, show me my dear princess!(Poinsetta bursts out from the other side of the mirror, screeching) Poinsetta:I'm he-ere!(Leaps into Andre's lap)Poinsetta:Tell me honey, tell me that you will not marry that wretched princess!Tell me that you love me and me only! I have waited and waited foryour love! Now give me a big kiss!(Poinsettia leans over to Andre, puckering her lips.)Narrator:Scared to death Andre stands frozen in terror, his legs trembling, andfalls to the ground.(Actions follow narrator)Poinsetta:Ungrateful creature! I have offered my love, look upon you as my man, yet, you despise me as if I have asked for your life, look at me asif you have just seen a dead frog! Well well well, we'll see who is thefrog around here! Abracadabra!(She waves her hands around, and in a poof of smoke, Andre turns in to a green frog.After the smoke clears,)Andre:RibbitPoinsetta:Y ou can turn yourself back to a prince when your princess Tatianakisses you! Now my dear prince, we'll see how you find your belovedprincess, you frog prince! Hee hee hee!(She cackles in a witch-like manner and flounces oft)Andre:Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrow.Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, glory hallelujah! I better gosearch for Tatiana, to break this evil spell! I must stop pitying myself!(Andre scrambles away)Scene twoNarrator:Several weeks later; after traveling high and low, through barren deserts, though endless seas, Andre came upon a big rock in a darkforest. Exhausted and dehydrated, Andre fell upon the big rock,unconscious.(The she frog, Lily, pokes her head out, looks at Andre, and quickly pulls her head in. She pokes her head out from the other side, and slowly hops toward Andre, circles him twice, and pokes him.Andre lets out a tremble as Lily leaps back in surprise.) Lily:Its alive!(Lily gets a bucket of water and dumps it over Andre. Andre coughs and sputters.) Andre:How dare anyone pour water on me!(He Sits up and looks around.)Andre:Where... where am I? And who are you?Lily:Why you are in the land of princess Tatiana, and I live here! I am Lily.And you are....?(Andre stands up, tall and proud, slaps his chest)Andre:I am prince Andre, son of the great and mighty king, Deconis.(Lily looks at him in disbelief.)Lily:I can see, you're not a prince, you're only a frog!Andre:Oh yes I am, I am a prince, I am prince Andre!Lily:No, you're not.Andre:Y es, I am.Lily:No, you're not.Andre:Y es, I am.Lily:No, you're not.Andre:Y es, I am. Y es, I am!Both:Hmph!(They stamp their feet at the same time and turn their backs to each other. After a while,Lily turns back)Lily:So tell me prince, what are you doing here?Andre:I am here to find my bride, princess Tatiana.Lily:..... you're traveling to the castle. Allow me to go ;with you.(Lily hops beside Andre, and he pushes her away.)Andre:No, please get out of my way, you are very annoying!(Lily Sits down and looks sad and lost)Lily:Nobody likes me, everybody hates me; guess I'll go eat worms...(Lily pauses and glances hopefully at Andre, who turns back, impatiently)Andre:Oh, fine! Follow me if you must!(They hop on)Scene threeNarrator:Andre continues his journey to find Princess Tatiana, this time with Lily the frog beside him. Several days later, with the help of Lily.Andre passes through the dark forest, unhurt, and come upon a lake.The cool, clear water looked so inviting, that Andre and Lily decidedto take a rest beside the lake. A vague shape of the castle is in thedistance.Andre:Is that the castle?Lily:Y es.Andre:Y es! I'm saved! (Turns and faces direction of castle) Tatiana! Free me from this spell!(Golden ball flies in, and hits Andre, knocking him unconscious.)Lily:ANDRE!(Lily tries to wake Andre, but fails. Tatiana walks in.)(Lily tries to pull Andre away when she sees Tatiana, but can not. She then runs behindthe book)Tatiana:Ah! My golden ball is here. (Sees Andre lying on floor.) EWWW!What is this? (Pokes at Andre) A frog? Well, I could use someamusements.(Tatiana walks off)(Lily comes out from hiding place)Lily:That must be Princess Tatiana, the reason for this adventure and cause for all this trouble. However, I do not think that the princess willbelieve his story. I must go save him before she turns him into frogsoup!(Lily walks (leaps?) off stage.)Scene fourNarrator:Prince Andre has finally found his princess, or rather, she has found him. Princess Tatiana, having caught a frog, leads him back to herchambers.(Andre comes back onto stage with a rope tied around his neck, Tatiana holds the otherend of the rope.)(Tatiana ties the rope around a peg. Andre sits up.)Andre:(Covering head with hand.) 0, that hurts. (Looks around and spots Tatiana.) Tatiana? Is that you?Tatiana:Ah, so the frog knows my name.Andre:Tatiana? Do you not recognize me? I am Andre!Tatiana:Andre? I may have not seen him for a long time, but I know he does not look like this.Andre:Really, Tatiana! I am really Andre! That witch Poinsettia turned me into a frog.Tatiana:Poinsettia?Andre:Y es! Only your kiss could turn me back human.Tatiana:Kiss YOU? Over my dead body.Andre:Please! Tatiana! Only your kiss could turn me back!Tatiana:(Semi-turns and talks to audience) Ha! I brought this frog back forsome amusements, but look what IT has said. First, he tells me he isAndre, and then he tells me to KISS him. Am I so foolish to believe insuch a lie? No, I will never touch such a filthy creature. (Turns back toAndre) I have planned to keep you as a pet, but your insulting wordswill now cost you your life.(Tatiana walks off)Andre:Why? Why does she not believe in me?(Lily hops in)Lily:I did not think she will.Andre:How could she be so...Lily:Leave that later! Come on, we better go! Andre: But I can't, I'm tied up.Lily:Ok, let me see.(Lily starts untieing the rope. Tatiana walks in, knife in hand.)(Andre and Lily freezes.)Tatiana:Found yourself a friend, haven't you? Now I can have a BIG bowl of soup!(Tatiana raises knife and advances toward Lily. Lily jumps away just in time.) Andre:Lily! Run before she catches you!Lily:Then what about you?Andre:Y ou must not sacrifice your life for someone as worthless as me! Now GO! Lily: No, Andre! I will not leave without you!Tatiana:Neither of you are leaving!(Lily picks up rope when Tatiana strikes. Lily holds the rope up so Tatiana hits the rope.)(The rope snaps.)Lily:Andre! GO!(Andre runs off one direction, Lily runs off the other.)Tatiana:NO!(Tatiana looks around, as if deciding which one to chase. Then she runs offstage,tripping in the process.)Tatiana:AUGH!Scene fiveNarrator:Unable to catch the frogs alone, Princess Tatiana calls her servants tolook for them. The whole castle lights up (?) with activity as peopletry to find the two frogs. However, thanks to Lily's intelligence andloyalty, the two frogs manage to escape from the castle, unseen.(Andre and Lily run on stage, panting.)(Lily starts walking. Andre stays motionless)Lily:Andre?Andre:Lily.. .I have not yet expressed my gratitude for which I am eternally grateful.Lily:Huh?Andre:I mean thank you for saving my life.(Lily blushes.)Lily:(Suddenly Stops) Hey, Andre. Are you REALLY a prince?Andre:Only to my princess.Lily:Have... you found her?(Andre putt's his arms around Lily.)Andre:It took me several weeks and a long journey, to realize that the princess I was looking for was beside me all the time.(Andre and Lily walk oft)Narrator:And so, they lived happily ever after.The End------------------光影时代-专业英文剧本下载-影评基地收集制作转载请注明出处，谢谢！------------------。
五人英语短剧剧本The Lost Youth(迷失的青春)与4人至6人英语话剧剧本Be a Good
五人英语短剧剧本-The Lost Youth(迷失的青春)这是一个五人英语短剧剧本，剧本简短，但是情节生动！人物:Jack Sean Kevin Claire Kiki--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene I(In the classroom)Sean Hi! How are youKevin Bad! Really bad!Sean Do you want to try something to make you feel happyKevin OK! Do you have any ideasSean I know a pub which is popular.Kevin Oh! Sounds great!Sean Hm! Let’s go right now.Sean You looked so blue recently. I have something good. It can make you feel high. Kevin If I take that, how will I feelSean You will forget everything that bothers you, and you will feel so carefree. Kevin Won’t there be dangerSean Trust me! I can sell drugs to you if you want to try some!Kevin But…but I have no money.Sean Don’t worry! You can be a drug dealer. It’s a good business.Kevin Hm…But…Sean Take it easy. Let’s take some drugs to make us happy tonight!Kevin OK…(Sean and Kevin go to the pub)Kevin Oh! So relaxing! Do you have any extra drugsSean No, but we can earn money by selling drugs, and use the money to buy more. Kevin Really It’s a good idea.Sean That’s right. But I don’t know who I can sell to.Kevin It’s a big problem.Sean Oh! I have an idea! I have two friends. Maybe they will buy them.Kevin Hm…Let’s try.Sean Let me call my friends.Kevin I can lend you my cell-phone.(On the phone)Sean Hey! This is Sean, Where are youKiki I’m in the dormitory.Sean I want to show you something wonderful.Kiki WhatSean I can’t tell you now. It’s a secret. Come and I’ll show you.Kiki Let me think.S ean I’ll wait for you. Don’t hesitate. Hurry up! Bye!(Sean turns off the phone)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene Ⅱ(Kiki and Claire are in the dormitory.)Kiki Sean called me!Claire What happenedKiki They went to a pub. It is noisy there.Claire Oh! Pub. I always hear bad news about pubs from TV.Kiki Yes, me too. I don’t know what they are doing there. Sean tells me he wants to show something to us.Cla ire What What’s thatKiki I don’t know. He said it’s a secret.Claire It’s very strange.Kiki Claire, I have a bad feeling, they might be doing something illegal. They might be using drugs. Claire Oh! I don’t believe it.Kiki I’m just guessing.Claire But maybe it’s true.Kiki If they take drugs, they will get addicted. They might take drugs again and again.Claire And they will spend a lot of money on buying drugs.Kiki What will they do if they do not have moneyClaire They might rob a bank.Kiki If they rob a bank…Claire They will be arrested.Kiki If they are arrested…Claire Their parents will be very sad, and we will lose two good friends.Kiki I can’t imagine how serious it will be.Claire Me, either.Kiki So… we should go find them, and tell them how serious it is.Claire Wait… It’s all our imagination. Maybe they just go to the pub to make friends with beau tiful girls. And I think it’s dangerous for us to go to the pub by ourselves.Kiki Oh! I don’t know. We won’t understand what’s going on unless we are there. Maybe they are… in a dangerous situation.Claire Mm…, I am also worried.Kiki Okay! I think we should go there to see what’s going on there. If they are safe, we can come back quickly. If they do something they shouldn’t do, we’ll bring them back. Don’t leave them there.Claire Okay! Let’s go.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene III(Sean, Kevin, Kiki and Clair in a pub)Sean Hello! Let’s relax all night.Kiki What are you doing now You are taking pills.Kevin You are over reacted. Don’t worry.Clair e I think it’s so dangerous. Kiki, let’s go right now.Kiki That’s right, I also feel scared.Claire Me too.(Kiki and Clair got out of the pub)Kevin Oh! They are gone.Sean Don’t worry about it. Let’s go on relaxing.(Bi! A lot of policemen enter the pub.)Police Freeze!Sean Oh! Terrible things happened.Police You are taking illegal drugs.Sean They are not dangerous. They make me comfortable.Police Don’t you know the drugs will destr oy your healthSean Really! But I didn’t feel bad or sick.Police Drugs create hallucination for people who take them. If you try once, you will be addicted to them. Without them, you will be sick and sometimes you will even hurt yourself. It’s not a smart thing to do.Kevin I really feel unhappy at school. I usually got bad grades. My mother always criticizes me. My girlfriend broke up with me last month. (Crying………)Police I really sympathize at you, but you can do something healthier to help you feel good about yourself, like doing sports, or traveling. They are good for both your body and mind.Sean Sorry. I made a mistake. I shouldn’t sell drugs for my friends.Police It is not too late to quit using. And you can start a new life.Kevin It’s really a bad experience in my life. I wouldn’t take drugs anymore. I shouldn’t run away from my problems.Sean I feel the same way as you do.Police Go to the police station with me. (Sean and Kevin are arrested.)4人-6人英语话剧剧本Be a Good LoverBe a Good Lover又是关于爱情的。
5人情感英语短剧
5人情感英语短剧[Setting: A quaint coffee shop on a rainy afternoon. There's a small round table with five chairs. The stage is set with a backdrop of a cityscape, and the sound of light rain can be heard.][Characters:1. Emma - A cheerful and optimistic woman in her late 20s.2. Jack - Emma's ex-boyfriend, a serious and somewhat reserved man.3. Lily - Emma's best friend, a supportive and empathetic woman.4. Tom - Jack's best friend, a humorous and easy-going guy.5. Sarah - A stranger, a curious and friendly woman.](Scene opens with Emma and Lily sitting at the table, sipping coffee and chatting.)Emma: (smiling) I can't believe it's been five years since we graduated, Lily. Time flies!Lily: (nodding) It sure does, Emma. Remember when we used to dream about our futures over coffee just like this?(Just then, Jack and Tom enter the coffee shop, looking for a place to sit.)Jack: (spotting Emma) Oh, that's Emma. Should we...?Tom: (encouragingly) Hey, it's been years, man. It's time to let bygones be bygones.(Jack hesitates but eventually agrees and they walk over to Emma and Lily.)Emma: (surprised) Jack? Tom? What are you doing here?Jack: (awkwardly) We were just passing by and thought we'd grab a coffee. Mind if we join you?Emma: (graciously) Of course not, it's a free country.(They sit down, and there's an awkward silence.)Lily: (trying to lighten the mood) So, Jack, what have you been up to these years?Jack: (clearing his throat) I've been working as a software engineer. It's been good, keeping busy.Tom: (jokingly) And I've been keeping him company with my bad jokes.(They all laugh, easing the tension.)(Sarah, a stranger, enters the coffee shop, looking for a seat. She notices the group and approaches.)Sarah: (politely) Excuse me, but I couldn't help overhearingyour laughter. Mind if I join you? The place is packed and I love a good laugh.Emma: (welcoming) Not at all, the more, the merrier.(Sarah sits down and introduces herself.)Sarah: I'm Sarah, by the way. I'm new to the city.Lily: We're glad you joined us, Sarah. We're all old friends catching up.(As they continue to chat, old memories resurface, and the conversation becomes more open and heartfelt.)Jack: (to Emma) I've been meaning to say, I'm sorry for how things ended between us.Emma: (softly) Thank you, Jack. I've moved on, and I hope you have too.Tom: (raising his coffee cup) To old friends and new beginnings!(They all raise their cups and toast.)Sarah: (smiling) And to unexpected reunions!(End scene with the group laughing and chatting, the sound of rain still in the background, symbolizing the washing away of old grudges and the start of a new chapter.)[End of the short drama]This short drama script explores themes of forgiveness, friendship, and the passage of time. It's designed to be a simple yet engaging story that can be performed by five actors, with a focus on dialogue and character interaction to convey emotion.。
搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人--心碎
Heart brokenBilling：XiMenchuixueYeGuchengHuaManlouKingPanJinlianNarratage/soldierN：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you !X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name?Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?X: I am XiMenchuixue.Y:Ah XiMenchuixue?X: Yes, what’s wrong?Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu.X: Great, you know me !Y: But your wife is my first lover.X: WhatY抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and athree-year-old son to be looked after by me!X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!X: 拔刀砍向Y(Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去)X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y: Just drink it!X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha.Y: Do you still want to kill me?X: Sure! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……X可怜状: Help!Help! Where is the washroom?Y: What ?X: Toliet?Y: What ?X: The “WC”?Y: Oh, I see. go along this street to the end and turn left when you see a high building! You can’t miss it.X: Thanks, bye bye.X与J相遇X跑过来J举牌：Ladies roomJ: You saw me!? You animal, monster, bullshit! (一边拉拉锁一边说)I kill you!X: Oh, No! I am sorry honey, but you are so beautiful! What’s your name?J: My first name is Jinlian, and my family name is Pan.X: Oh, PanJinlian So nice name. I love you. You have the most beautiful face, nose and little lips. Would you like to marry me?J: Yes, I’d like to. But do you get married?X: Of course, ah…not! What about you?J: Um…neither am I. But do you have a ring to give me？X: I will get one for you.J: I love you. I will be right here waiting for you.N: Then XiMenchuixue go to find a ring. Let us see what happens to YeGucheng at the same time.Y: You see?? It is really terrible for a person not being good at English.Y掏出纸屑吹:This is XiMenchuixue now!H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y: Who are you?H: HuaManlou! Have you seen XiMenchuixue?Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……H惊讶: So, now, you are the best in the world!Y: Clever girl.H: You are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join us?Y: Yes, my pleasure.H: Ok, follow me. Let’s go to see my king!Y: Ok, Let’s go! My first lover in dreams.H: What?Y: Nothing.H:My dear king ! Let me introduce YeGucheng to you! （指Y）This is YeGucheng.K: Sit down please, YeGucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H: YeGucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , rainstorm or Aids?Y: Yes, I do.K: Gucheng , come closely. 给叶孤城戴上戒指（音乐停）X唱着上: Only you……(看到戒指) this ring will be mine!K: But who are you? Why should it belong to you?Y急切: King! Dear king! I must go now, my mother asks me to go back home to have dinner.X: I am XiMenchuixue. YeGucheng, come here! Give me the ringY: Here you are.(灰溜溜的过去)X转身准备离开K: Arrest him!X: I will kill anyone who is in my way, no matter he is a human being or a Buddha.S: I am the most handsome soldier in the world. My favorite is looking myself in the mirror. I am here. I am here! I am here! You can’t go, boyX拔刀捅个不停，S动作配合但不死X擦汗：I am too tired to kill you, but I will cut down your head.S: Oh, God! Where is my head? Without a head, I will be very, very ugly. World without being handsome, I would rather die. Ah…K: Ah, XiMenchuixue is really rude. You see The handsome soldier’s brain was broken into pieces. Tell Youlai building not to cook tofu brain as breakfast any more.N: Then, XiMenchuixue go to ladies room to meet his lover with the ring. But actually HuaManlou is XiMenchuixue’s wife. So… what will happen next?H: My dear husband, where are you going?X: Something important! Don’t follow me.H: But the ring should be mine. (X找到了金莲, but H 也跟来了.)H: Oh, shit(捂眼). What are you doing? You little bitch, I will kill you. Nine Yin bones claw?J: HaHaHa…! My son is Li Gang, I fear nothing(自信).Who the hell are you?H: I’m his wifeJ: You have a wife? You cheated me!X: But you have a son, named Li Gang. My heart is broken(扭头退场，留下背影)J: My heart is also broken(冲背影，也下场)H:（大喊）My heart is broken into pieces(冲背影)Fuck your sisters.N：At the same time, Ye Gucheng and the king are playing another legend story.Y: 转身准备离开K: Gucheng!? Are you going to abandon me?Y: I will!K: Why ?Y:Because I’m not a gay. Once, there was a sincere love available for me , but I did n’t cherish. Now I regret to die! If the god would give me another chance, I would have said to that girl “I love you” .If there must be a limit for it , I hope it was one night. But now ,my heart is broken(退场)K: Oh ,no. My heart is broken too. (退场)N：Every one is a fraud. Love is not a thing that you can buy whenever you want. At last, These people with broken heart go back to Tang dynasty, and they all become monks. Then……(放西游记的歌，白龙马最后出场，背后贴字“White Dragon Horse”End.。
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英语微电影剧本《Whose treat》
演员：A——，B——，C——，D——，旁白——
编剧：摄影：
后期制作：
插曲：场景一《铃儿响叮当》场景二《雪绒花》场景三《泰坦尼克号主题曲》场景四《flash》场景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》
道具：一份报纸（最好是英文的），三份试卷（白纸即可），100元，64元找零，布娃娃（场景一：未定空地____5个人都到，拍摄）
旁白：One day ，some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner
一天，几个年轻人想叫外卖吃（直接录旁白，念完时候镜头落在四个人身上）
A: let’s get takeout ,please?（旁白念完直接开始）
B:why not? I like it .（开心，满足）
C:It's up to you .(看着A）
D:OK,but i have a good idea……(手托下巴，卖关子）
A：go on ，please（请求语气）
D：we always ”going Dutch “,.it‘s time to enjoy someone’s treat……我们总是AA制，这次找个人请客吧（扫一眼大家，继续卖关子）
C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please(请求）
D：(笑）OK，OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ！我们每人讲一个笑话，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就买单哦。
（得意）
A,B,C:good idea!(大家拍手，异口同声）
A：Let me tell a joke first .the title is”I'm Glad “.A school teacher was telling her
pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先讲吧，题目是“我很高兴”。
一个老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。
现在，她说
（切到场景二，到一个教室，或有椅子的地方，把笑话表演出来，，拍）
旁白：Now, she said现在，她说
赵雪：children ，has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？
王鹏：teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使别人高兴过。
赵雪：Well done. Who was that?做得好，是谁呢？
王鹏：My granny.我奶奶。
赵雪：Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。
王鹏：Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’！是这样的，老师。
我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。
然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。
’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！’
（切回场景一，BCD哈哈大笑A见状很开心，）
A：oh, i got it !我做到了（很开心）
B：yeah，yeah, maybe you just tell your own story .(指着A说完捂嘴笑）
A: I……（要解释，被B拦下）
B：OK，now ,It's my turn .”a gentle reminder”is the title.Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已
久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。
(切换场景三，移至餐厅或有椅子的地方，拍摄，）
B：On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, 在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：（录旁白形式）
双："Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？”B：Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：
田："So, you want to switch seats?"“因此，你想交换座位吗？”
（切回场景一，ACD哈哈大笑中，）
B：so, i got it,(对C）maybe you will like the man in the future (笑）it‘s your turn C: oh,no ,he is stupid (不屑）,my title is “girl,oh little girl”题目是“让人无奈的孩子”When they're together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. (['meɪhem] )one Saturday, I put my foot down.我五岁的女儿和她的表妹在一起的时候，总要招来大乱。
一个星期六，我开始抗议了。
（切至场景四，某空地，拍摄）
："All right, you two,"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting." “好啦，你们两个，”我严厉地说，“不许叫喊，
不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。
”（转身要走），
双：“come on ,MengMeng, let's get dirty . "“来，，我们来把自己弄脏吧。
”
（切回场景一，ABD哈哈笑）
B：OK,we three all did it ,now,(对D）only you left
D:i’m very afraid now,maybe I’ll fail it . Let me try .it’s “A dollar per point”一分一块钱A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天，教授正在给
D(旁白形式）：He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。
（轩演教授，坐中间，演学生，考试时，左顾右盼很着急，交卷子时，左看看右看看掏出100元夹在卷子里并且写了一句话A dollar per point.）Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. "考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。
教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着：“一分一块钱。
”The next class the professor handed the tests back out. And walk up to the student ，said，第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。
走到那个旁，
田：”here are your test and $64 change“这是你的试卷还有64块钱的找零。
（邱大囧）（切回场景一，ABC死憋住不笑，各种憋）
D:well,my treat(很无奈）OK，you win……i’ll buy it right now(走开）（ABC终于放声大笑，落幕）。