讲笑话的英语短语

讲笑话的英语短语

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

2. Why couldn"t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.

3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

4. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

5. How do you organize a space party? You planet.

6. What is Forrest Gump"s password? 1forrest1.

7. Why don"t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

8. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.

10. Why don"t oysters give to charity? Because they"re shellfish.。