成长烦恼1英语对话
成长的烦恼第一季121
成长的烦恼第一季121121 Be a man 挽救房子[00:01.50]Jason: I still think we should call first before we go all the way on the bus to see your folks.[00:01.50]詹森：我还是认为在我们去看你的父母之前应该先打个电话给他们。
[00:06.30]Maggie: Jason, they'd just tell us not to come.[00:06.30]马吉：詹森，他们就会说让我们不要去。
[00:09.40]Mike: Oh, here, let me get all those for you, dad.[00:09.40]迈克：哦，来吧，我来帮你弄那些东西吧，爸爸。
[00:14.00]Maggie: Carol honey, we are almost ready.[00:14.00]马吉：卡罗尔宝贝，我们差不多好了。
[00:16.40]Carol: Were you speaking to me? No one spoke to me when this trip was being planned. [00:16.40]卡罗尔：你是在和我说话吗？可谁也没跟我说制定了这个旅行计划。
[00:22.10]Maggie: Honey, we didn't know we were going until last night. Carol, we are worried about grandpa and grandma.[00:22.10]马吉：宝贝，直到昨天晚上我们还不知道我们是否要去。
卡罗尔，我们担心你的外公外婆。
[00:28.30]Jason: oh, Maggie, I think you are overreacting.[00:28.30]詹森：噢，马吉，我想你太过担心了。
成长的烦恼(Growing Pains)英文剧本120
Growing Pains 120Be a Man V2.0Jason: I still think we should call first before we go all the way on the bus to see your folks. Maggie: Jason, they'd just tell us not to come.Mike: Oh, here, let me get all those for you, dad.Maggie: Carol honey, we are almost ready.Carol: Were you speaking to me? No one spoke to me when this trip was being planned. Maggie: Honey, we didn’t know we were going until last night. Carol, we are worried about grandpa and grandma.Jason: oh, Maggie, I think you are overreacting.Maggie: Then why did they call to cancel the trip at the last minute? And why did my dad say everything was swell?Jason: Ah…because it is.Maggie: No, Jason, my father doesn’t use words like 'swell', 'good' or 'nice'..Jason: Certainly not when I'm in the room.Ben: Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go!Maggie: Well you sure are excited about this, Ben?Ben: Are you kidding? Grandpa is going to let me use his night stick, and his handcuffs, and even wear his badge.Jason: Hey, maybe you'll get finger printed, too.Ben: Wow!Mike: Well, Dad, again I just want to thank you for letting me stay home and earn some extra money helping Mr. Sacks fertilize his lawn. I am sure that earning money will teach me a new respect for the dollar, and help me grow as a person.Jason: But you'll be pretty good at spreading manure too.Mike: I’m so sorry that I'm gonna miss that sing along around grandma’s piano.Jason: Well, just remember if you have any problems you can call the Crusons next door. And only one guest stays over tonight.Carol: This is not fair. No one thought that old Carol might have other plans. No one in this entire house treated me as a real living breathing human person.Maggie: Carol, get in the car. Bye, sweetheart. Oh and Mike, I know everything will be fine, because if it is...you’ll be grounded until you are 35.Mike: Enough said. Bye mom, bye dad.Jason: See you tomorrow Mike.Mike: Alright, bye-bye ....Yeah!。
Growing Pains S1E1 - Pilot成长的烦恼剧本
Growing Pain: season 01Episode 01: “ Pilot ”CHARPTER 01Jason: Hi, I'm Jason Seaver. I'm a psychiatrist. 嗨，我是Jason Seaver.我是个心里医生。
I've spent the last 15 years 我花费过去的15年helping people with their problems. 帮助人们解决他们的问题。
Maggie: And I'm Maggie Seaver. 我是Maggie Seaver.I've spent the last 15 years 我用过去的15年helping our kids with problems 帮助我们的孩子解决问题even Jason wouldn't believe. 即使Jason不相信。
Jason:Now Maggie has gone back to work 现在Maggie回去上班as a reporter for the local newspaper. 作为一个记者为当地报社。
Maggie:And Jason has moved his practice Jason 搬动他的诊所into the house 到（他家）房子里so he could be there for the kids. 因此他就能在这里，为了孩子们。
Jason: - They're great kids. 他们是很棒的孩子。
Maggie: - Most of the time. 大部分时间。
Jason: And the rest of the time 而剩余的时间Maggie:- You'll love them anyway. 你会爱他们的，无论如何。
Jason: - Yeah. 耶。
成长的烦恼第一季117中英台词对照表
成长的烦恼第一季117117 charity begins at home 生日礼物[00:04.50]Carol: Mike, Mike, Mike I am trying to talk on the phone.[00:04.50]卡罗尔：迈克，迈克，迈克我正在打电话呢。
[00:12.40]Mike: Oh, right. I didn't even notice Carol, I'm sorry.[00:12.40]迈克：哦，是的。
我没注意到卡罗尔，真是抱歉。
[00:17.40]Mike: Neat![00:17.40]迈克：真是的！[00:19.70]Carol: MichaeI![00:19.70]卡罗尔：迈克尔！[00:31.90]Jason: Hi, guys.[00:31.90]詹森：嘿，孩子们。
[00:33.60]Children together: Good afternoon, father.[00:33.60]孩子们聚过来：下午好，爸爸。
[00:37.80]Jason: Oh, it's allowance day![00:37.80]詹森：哦，今天是发零花钱的日子！[00:39.90]Mike: It is?[00:39.90]迈克：是吗？[00:41.30]Carol: Oh?[00:41.30]卡罗尔：哦？[00:42.30]Ben: What do you know?[00:42.30]本：怎么了？[00:45.30]Jason: You kids really think you can con me.[00:45.30]詹森：你们这些孩子个个装得挺像的。
[00:47.80]Mike: I'm sorry, father. I Couldn't hear you, I was dusting.[00:47.80]迈克：抱歉，爸爸。
成长的烦恼第一集1 英文台词
Growing Pains 101 Pilot第一集出师受挫Jason: Hi, I'm Jason Seaver. I am a psychiatrist. I spent last 15 years helping people with the problems. Maggie: And I'm Maggie Seaver. I’ve spent last 15 years helping our kid s with problems, even Jason wouldn't believe.Jason: Now Maggie has gone back to work as a reporter for the local Newspaper.Maggie: And Jason has moved his practice into the house so we can be there for the kids.Jason: They’re great kids.Maggie: Most of the time.Jason: And the rest of the time……Maggie: We love them , anywayJason: Yeah.Ben: Unbelievable.Jason: Alright lady drop that spatula . or you're scrambledMaggie: Go ahead, make my day. Well, I guess I showed you.Jason: Show me moreMaggie: Oh Jason, the kids.Jason: I can kiss the kids later. You know I read an article that said that two career couples should really make a special effort to always remain...frisky .Maggie: At breakfast?Jason: At all meals.Mike: What's the matter? You guys aren't gettin' enough?Jason: Michael, a lot of kids would get smacked for a remark like that.Mike: Come on dad, you can't hit me you're a liberal humanist .Jason: Could be an accident.Carol: Could be a dream come true.Mike: Mom, can't we sell Carol and get a tape deck磁带放送机for the Volvo?Carol: Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous空的；空虚的；空洞的.Mike: Oh yeah? What was the old meaning?Carol: I rest my case我的话就到此为止了。
成长的烦恼第一季01中英文对照
101 Pilot[00:27.20]Jason: Alright lady drop that spatula or you’re scrambled。
［00：27。
20］贾森：好了，女士，把铲子放下，否则我就把你炒了.［00:31.20］Maggie：Go ahead, make my day. Well，I guess I showed you.[00：31。
20]梅吉:来啊。
我好象已经让你见识过了。
[00:46.50］Jason: Show me more［00：46。
50］贾森:再让我见见.［00:47.80]Maggie：Oh Jason，the kids。
［00：47。
80］梅吉：噢,贾森,孩子们。
[00：51.80]Jason：I can kiss the kids later。
You know I read an article that said that two career couples[00:51.80]贾森：我可以呆会吻他们。
我读过一篇文章，说如果夫妻双方都有工作,[00：59。
00]should really make a special effort to always remain。
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frisky.［00：59。
00］尤其应该努力保持轻松。
[01：06.50］Maggie: At breakfast?[01：06。
50］梅吉：早饭时？[01:08.50］Jason：At all meals.［01：08.50]贾森：在所有用餐时间.［01:14.40]Mike：What’s the matter？You guys aren't getting' enough?［01：14.40]迈克：怎么了?你们还没亲热够？［01:18.20］Jason: Michael，alot of kids would get smacked for a remark like that[01:18。
1.3英文成长烦恼文本
第一季第三集 When Moms AttackI know what you're thinking. 我知道你在想什么But I have the situation totally under control.不过目前的局势完全在我的掌控之中I've been packing for this overnight science field trip since, like, last year.我一直在为今晚的科考野营做准备，感觉都准备了一年了Am I insane? I can't pack that. 我疯了吗我可不能带那东西I might as well pack the pink ducky pajamas.否则我是不是还得带上那件，可爱的粉色小鸭子睡衣呢Sorry, Mr. Snuggles. 对不起了抱抱猪先生I'd never live it down if I brought you.如果我带上你我可就没脸再活下去了Here's the lowdown on our trip.告诉你我们这次旅行的内幕Downside: bugs, snakes and my science teacher Mr. Pettus.不好的一点是我们要对付虫子、蛇，以及我们的科学课老师佩特斯先生Upside: 48 hours in the woods, parentless.好处是可以48小时呆在没有父母的森林里Just me, Miranda, and Gordo. 只有我米兰达和戈多在一起It's like Survivor，but for school credit.这就像是《幸存者》(美国CBS 的真人秀节目)，只是还要记学分If you believe, we've got a picture-perfect plan 如果你相信我们事先就有一个绝妙的计划We've got you fooled，Cause we only do the best we can那你就错了，我们不过是在尽力而为Sometimes we make it 有时我们会取得成功And sometimes we fake it 有时我们会把事情搞砸But we get one step closer each and every day但我们离目标一天比一天近We'll figure it out on the way 我们会在途中解决所有难题Lizzie McGuire 新成长的烦恼第一季第三集 When Moms AttackWho calls during breakfast? 谁这会儿打电话正吃早饭呢Hello? 你好Okay, let's go over this one more time. Flashlight? 好的让我们再来检查一遍手电筒Check. 带了Non-dorky pajamas? -Check. 不傻的睡衣 -带了Mom wants to know if you have batteries for your flashlight. 妈妈问你带没带手电筒用的电池Mom, Matt's on the phone! 妈妈，马特干扰我打电话What are you doing? Respect your sister's privacy. 你在干什么，要尊重你姐姐的隐私Honey, do you have batteries for that flashlight? 亲爱的，你带手电筒用的电池了吗Mom, I'm talking to my friends. 妈妈我在和我的朋友们讲话I know that; I'm sorry. Hey, you guys. 我知道很抱歉嘿你们好Hey, Gordo, hey, Miranda. 嘿戈多嘿米兰达Hi, Mrs. McGuire. 你好麦奎尔夫人You guys are going to have the best time camping out 你们马上就要享受最棒的野营了staying up all night, telling ghost stories.整晚都不睡，讲鬼故事Y ou know, I remember... -Okay, Mom,there wasn't enough clean underwear for me to pack. 你们知道吗？我还记得。
经典电视剧 成长的烦恼 第一季第四集剧本(英汉对照)
106 Caroles Article
Maggie: Mike, would you get your sister, please. Mike: Yo, fido ,dinner Carol: I'll be right down, fire-hydrant. Tell mom, I'm just gonna finish this paragraph. Mike: Hey, mom, fido's gonna finish her paragraph... Maggie: Thank you, I heard. And frankly, fire hydrant, I don't think it's funny or appropriate for you to call your sister fido. Mike: You are right. It's a boy's name. Jason: Is she still working on that article? She's taking this try-out for the school paper very seriously. Mike: Come on. This is the Walt Witt man chronicle here, one of the world great papers. It's right up there with... Sharloman and nice and soft. Maggie: Mike, this is very important to Carol. Try to keep your snide comments to a minimum. Mike: So, like what? Three or four? Jason: You're working awfully hard, sweet heart. Carol: Yeah,I just wanna get it right, you know, so its like a best article they've ever got. Mike: Pretty tuff to beat last week scroop: Gronoly bars replace gummy bears in snack machine Ben: That's one! Carol: One what? Ben: Snide comment. Mom says Mike can make three more at you during dinner. Jason: probably that was last one, right, Mike? Mike: Why, yes, father, I believe it was. Carol: Anyway, tomorrow is the moment of truth. Tomorrow, Mr.Simmonds reads all the articles and decides who gets the job. Jason: Oh, no, no, not Simmonds. Maggie: Why? Who's Simmonds? Jason: That's the teacher who locked the kid in the closet for not closing a quote. Maggie: I don't think there's anything to worry about. Just do the best you can, I'm sure he'll be impressed. Carol: This's so exciting. The roar of the mighty press's ink, coursing through my veins. Maybe I got what it takes , Maybe I don't. But I'll never find out unless I leap into the darkness and give it my all Mike: If she sings "I gotta be me", I swear I'll throw up. Ben: That's two. Carol: Mom, do you think you can read my article tonight and tell me what you
成长的烦恼(Growing Pains)英文剧本122
Growing Pains 122 V2.0Jason: Maggie! What's Uncle Bob doing sleeping in my office?Maggie: Oh...He and Mike played Poker last night. Mike won his room back.Jason: Really? Well, I'm glad to see Mike getting the upper hand for a change.Maggie: Me too. Too bad he lost your car.Jason: Well maybe Uncle Bob wouldn't mind giving us a lift to the store later.Mike: Where's Uncle Bob?Maggie: Still asleep I guess.Mike: You mean he's not up yet? Oh thank you, God! Dad can I borrow some of your shaving cream?Jason: I'd give it a while.Mike: Come on Mom! I mean I may never get another chance like this again, he's sprayed me four mornings in a row.Maggie: Four mornings in a row? Take no prisoners.Mike: Yes sir!Jason: You're bad!Maggie: Always support the home team.Carol: Ok. Ben and I have ten Bucks saying Uncle Bob beats Mike in the Limbo contest. Ben: Want a piece of the action?Maggie: You two ought to be ashamed of yourselves betting against your own brother Jason: You're mother's right kids.Carol: It was Mike's idea. He said he'd cover any bet against him.Mike: And he's giving three to one odds.Jason: Three to one! Wow!Maggie: Jason!Jason: I'm just scratching.Jason: Mike!Mike: He's dead.Maggie: Oh my God!Maggie: For those of you that cried at the funeral, I just want to say that it's nothing to be ashamed of.Jason: Thank you Maggie.Maggie: Well! Are we all ready?Carol: This feels kind of strange Mom.Maggie: Oh it won't after we get started honey. Uncle Bob called this a "remembering session". When someone in my family passed on, Uncle Bob would lead us all in sharing fond memories of that person.Jason: Who he would lovingly refer to as "the dearly defunct".。
成长的烦恼第一季英文
成长的烦恼第一季英文The first season of Growing Pains is an impressive TV series. It not only brings laughter to the audience, but also makes people deeply reflect on the growing pains and the meaning of life.First, the show shows the complexity of the parent-child relationships in a family. In the play, parents should not only give their children material support, but also pay attention to their emotional needs. They need to establish good communication with their children to help them face the challenges in their lives. The complexity of this parent-child relationship makes people more cherish the time spent with their families, and also makes people pay more attention to the meaning of family education.Secondly, the TV series also shows the troubles and confusion of children growing up.In the play, the children have to face a variety of challenges, such as academic pressure, interpersonal relationship processing, the establishment of self-identity, and so on.These challenges make the children feel troubled and helpless, but they are also growing and improving.This process of growth also makes the audience pay more attention to the children's inner world and better understand their emotional needs.Finally, the TV series also shows the meaning and value of life. In the play, the protagonists constantly pursue their dreams and goals. They have experienced many setbacks and difficulties, but they never give up.This exploration of themeaning of life also makes the audience more deeply reflect on their own life values and goals.In short, the first season of Growing Pains is a TV show worth watching. It not only makes people laugh, but also makes people deeply reflect on the growing pains and the meaning of life. It makes people more cherish the time they get along with their families, pay more attention to the meaning of family education, but also makes people more deeply reflect on their own life values and goals.。
中学生美剧《新成长烦恼》第一集 英汉对照翻译 Pool Party
I'm at a very difficult pointin my life.
She uses words like "hormones."
Lizzie:A lot.
My mom says she remembers
what it was like when she wasmy age.
they're posing for Gap ads?
Which leaves me, Lizzie McGuire.
Not nerd...not jock...not brain...
no rebel...not diva.
I guess you'd say I was "D,"
as in "None of the above."
Lizzie:You mean the water parkyour family owns?
Danny:Yeah.Well, we're kind of havinga massive pool party
there on Saturday.Do you think you guys wantto come?
101"Pool Party"
Coach Kelly：Come on! Go, go, go!That's it! That's it!
Let's go, girls!Move it! Let's go!Get through those tires!Come on. Get in there.Go, go, go, go, go!
成长的烦恼第一季第一集剧本整理
Growing Pains成长的烦恼【开场白】Hi, I'm Jason Seaver. 我是杰森·西弗I'm a psychiatrist(精神病专家/医生). 是个心理医生I've spent the last 15 years helping people with their problems.过去15年里，我致力于解决患者的问题And I'm Maggie Seaver. 我是麦姬·西弗I've spent the last 15 years helping our kids with problems even Jason wouldn't believe.过去15年里，我一直围着孩子们转，解决那些杰森也束手无策的问题Now Maggie has gone back to work as a reporter for the local newspaper.现在麦姬已重操旧业，在一家当地报社做记者。
[local: 当地的]And Jason has moved his practice into the house.杰森把他的诊所搬到了家里。
[practice: (医生、律师等的)业务,生意]So he could be there for the kids. 这样就可以陪着孩子们了They're great kids. 他们是可爱的孩子。
Most of the time. 大多时候都是。
And the rest of the time... 但是在其余的时间里… [rest: 剩余部分]- You'll love them anyway. - Yeah. -反正你会喜欢他们的。
-没错Unbelievable. 鬼才相信。
[unbelievable:难以置信的,不可信的]01 Pilot出师受挫[pilot: 舵手,领航员,向导,带路人]Alright, lady, drop that spatula or you're scramble d.好，夫人，放下那锅铲，否则你就被炒了。
成长的烦恼 英文版 720p
成长的烦恼英文版 720pGrowing PainsIn the bustling suburban town of Sea Cliff, Long Island, the Seaver family navigated the trials and tribulations of growing up in the 1980s. Steven, Mike, Carol, and Ben each faced their own unique challenges as they transitioned from childhood to adulthood.Steven, the eldest, was a quintessential overachiever.A star athlete and academic, he struggled with thepressures of maintaining his perfect image. Despite his success, he yearned for a deeper connection with his family and friends.Mike, the middle child, exuded a carefree andrebellious spirit. With his quick wit and mischievous grin, he often clashed with his parents and authority figures. Yet, beneath his facade of indifference lurked avulnerability and a longing for acceptance.Carol, the only daughter, was a sensitive and artistic soul. As she blossomed into adolescence, she faced the complexities of body image, crushes, and her evolving identity. Her struggles with self-confidence and the expectations placed upon her as a woman tested her resilience.Youngest and most precocious of the Seavers was Ben. With his boundless energy and infectious enthusiasm, he brought a touch of lightheartedness to the family's dynamics. However, his naivety and tendency to get into trouble led to both laughter and parental exasperation.Over seven seasons, the Seaver family grappled with the universal themes of growing up: the search for identity, the pursuit of dreams, the complexities of relationships, and the inevitable growing pains that come with it all.As Steven faced the challenges of college and a budding career as a doctor, he realized the importance of balance and the power of family bonds. Mike's rebellious streak ledhim down a path of self-discovery and a newfound appreciation for his parents' love.Carol's journey of self-acceptance taught her the beauty of embracing her own uniqueness. Ben's childhood innocence gradually gave way to a deeper understanding of the world around him.Through the laughter, tears, and countless misadventures, the Seavers learned the invaluable lesson that growing up is not always easy, but it is a journey that can be filled with love, laughter, and profound transformation.With each episode, "Growing Pains" offered a realistic and heartwarming portrayal of the trials and tribulations of adolescence. It resonated with generations of viewers, providing a comforting reminder that even in the midst of growing pains, we are never truly alone.The series also touched upon important social issues, such as the stigma surrounding mental health, thechallenges faced by single parents, and the complexities of blended families. By tackling these themes with sensitivity and humor, "Growing Pains" helped to break down barriers and foster a greater understanding of the human experience.In its enduring legacy, "Growing Pains" remains a beloved and iconic television show. It continues to inspire generations of viewers with its timeless themes and unforgettable characters, reminding us that growing up is a journey filled with both joy and adversity, but one that is ultimately worth embracing.。
成长的烦恼 第一季文本Growing Pains 118 Reputation
Growing Pains 118Mike: The commander of the confederate army was..Bruce Li, Robert Yili Coast, The civil started in 1861, and lasted far too long. In 1865….ah…you are so cool! You talking to me? I’m the only one here!Someone is knocking at the door.Mike: Leave me on, I’m trying to study scuzz ball.Jason: scuzz ball?Mike: so daddy, I thought you were Ben, I never call you to scuzz ball to your face. Jason: Ok, I thought you said you would be cleaning up your room.Mike: I did.Jason: Nice! Isn't that music a little loud?Mike: Absolutely.Jason powered off the record.Mike: Dad, what are doing? I’m trying studying here.Jason: Well, I sure don't want to interfer with a study method that has brought you to the brink of failure this year, right? but for the sake of the plaster on the living room ceiling I'd like you to study for this history test without any loud distractions. Mike: oh, I don't know dad. All that silence could really throw me off.Jason: Oh, let’s risk. Come on, just you a nd this book for one solid hour.Mike: what is this? are you pressuring me for a good grade?Jason: No, I am a realist Mike. I’m pressuring you for a passing grade. Come on, you've been sweeping through American history all year with sixty-seven.Mike: sixty-eightJason: Oh, Pardon me. Come on,with this exam you have a chance to really improve on that. Aim fo rthe stars, seventy, seventy-five!Mike: I get the feeling you don't think I know this stuff..Jason: Abraham Lincoln was assassinated......Mike: TrueJason: Well, a very wise man once said that those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it.Mike: you mean like in summer school?Jason: Exactly.Mike: Abraham Lincoln was assassinated… while he was still alive!Maggie: Jason, look!Jason: Wah, Mike is still studying, what do you know! looks like I actually got through to himMaggie: Yeah, yeah, that must be, you probable got him so fired up he's dizzy with the thirst for knowledge.Jason: Ok, just listen.Mike,!Mike: Yeah?Jason: What are you doing?Mike: Why?Jason: I’m curious, are you still studying?Mike: Yes, there's no way I'm gonna flunk this test.Maggie: Jason, there’s somebody in that room imitating Mike’s voice.Mike: Oh, very funny mom.Carol: Mike, the answer?Mike: I’m very close.Carol: Come on, I’m tired.Mike: It’s no picnic for me either.Carol: A general. Just name any American general.Mike: General motors.Carol: That’s it, I’m going to bed.Mike: Bed? Come on, How could you think of bed at a time like this?Carol: Watching you wallow in your ignorance is too demoralizing. night!Mike: OK, well if you're so good at it how do you study?Carol: It’s very simple. I read the material once assigned, I underline the key phrases, and I take careful notes, and I quiz myself.Mike: Underlining!Next morningCarol: Hi!Jason: Hi! where have you been?Carol: Oh I was up late studyingMaggie: Do you have a test too?Carol: No.Jason: Mike could learn something from her.Carol: No, he couldn’t. en..Bye.Jason: Bye.Maggie: well, I hate to eat and runJason: but you didn’t finish your eggsMaggie: Well, what I ate was very filling.Jason: Oh, come on, you don’t have to give me thet, you don’t have to make up a story. if you don’t like yo ur breakfast just say so.Maggie: Jason.Jason: I can take it. Oh, let’s say it.Maggie: It was dreck.Jason: Ok, that’s better.Maggie: oh, just kidding. Bye-bye.Jason: All of it or just the eggs.Maggie: those were eggs?Mike: Ok, say good morning, to Gods gift to history.Jason: Well, you look like a guy whose ready for a big history test?Mike: Ready, I’m not just ready, dad. I’ve got it all: names, dates and everything. I think today will go down in history as a day Mike Seavor turns the corner, February 20th, 1986.Jason: It’s February 25th.Ben: hay, dad.Jason: Hi, Ben!Ben: This is breakfast?Jason: Yes.Ben: What’s for lunch?Jason: A surprise.Ben: I hate surprises. What is dad feeding me shoes?Mike: Ben, it’s my bag.Ben: Why is dad feeding you shoes?Mike: you can’t have it, I need thatBen: Robert yili, Stonewall Jackson, Anpramatics Court HouseMike: yeah, they are my buddies, I have them sign them for good luck.Ben: You know something named Anpramatics Court House?Mike: Yeah, black eye, captain in a basketball team.Mike: ah, Karate, I just kicked over a brick wallBoner: the one thing I know is that I don’t know this.Mike: Oh, my man, you worry too much.Boner: At least I'll have you for company in summer school.Mike: No,no, not this time. I got this thing aced.Boner: you mean to tell me you actually studied the stuff.Mike: Boner, Boner, Boner…so young, so na?ve.Boner: You got cheat notes! Antii.....Mike: you just let the people get the wrong idea.Classmate: where are they?Mike: Look, I don’t know what you gays are talking about. Here, search me. Full body strip search.Classmate: No, thanks.Classmate: teacher, teacher….Mr. Dewitt: Alright people, I trust you all are sufficiently frightened. If not, you should be, because this test will count for a quarter of your total grade.Boner: A quarter? Only yesterday he said 25%!Mr. Dewitt: This is multiple choice, and you have 30 minutes and your papers will be graded before you leave. You may begin.Mike: The final Northern battle of civil war was A. battle of Wardroom, B, battle of Gettysburg, C,battle of network stars…GettysburgMike: hay, I actually know this stuff!Mr. Dewitt : now some of your test result did surprise me. For instance, It was interested to learn from Mr.Stoborn that general Grand’s first name was Lu. Boner: I can’t look, I can’t look! I’ve got to look! 67! Oh! All right!Mr. Dewitt: And what is perhaps the biggest shock in my teaching career since boys started wearing earings is that the highest grade in the class, 94, was earnt by Mike Seavor.Mike: ah, No. 1.Mr.Dewitt: Mr. Seavor, before we schedule a press conference, I have to ask how does a student who’s very name has become synonymous with the phrase “D minus”manage such a grade?Mike: What can I say , Mr. Dewitt when you got it, I got it.Mr. Dewitt: Oh, and now I see where you got it.Mike: are you actually calling me a cheater?Mr. Dewitt: Mr. Seavor, don’t try to a fool a Willie Dewitt!. The shoe s, now..Mike: Mr. Dewitt.Mr. Dewitt: Have your parents, guardian or Parole officer call for an appointment. The sooner the better.Boner: He beat you?Mike: No, he just took my shoes.Annie: Oh, It stinks, Mike?Boner: Yes, really bad too.Mike: What really bothers me is that this guy really thinks I cheated.Boner: Boy, that's hard to imagine.Mike: And he wouldn't even take my word, that I didn’t.Boner: Seaver, you really you are good.Mike: What's that supposed to mean?Boner: I mean that here you are facing suspicion and an F in history and you are cool enough to plead innocentMike: Look, I am innocent.Boner: Oh, an outrage too. It’s tough.Annie: I can only work up to small frenzy myself.Mike: Look, I did not cheat.Boner: No, and you didn't look at the answers on your shoes even once?Mike: Look I'm not kidding aroundBoner: No, maybe he’s got the room bugged. Of course Mike, you will never cheat. Mike: Look I did not cheat, and I don't want to hear you guys say I did. You got it? TV program: Five nights this week, the story that had all American reading will have all American watching, at 18, she was a nun, 21 an acrobat, and 37 the mistress of a president, Jone Collins is…Carol: Old. Hi, MikeMike: Hi.Carol: What’s t he matter?Mike: How do you know something’s the matter?Carol; Because you didn’t say 'hi Fido, hi skunkbreath or hi nerd face. So what is it? Mike: Carol, I’m living in a nightmare. And nobody believes me. And Boner, Eddie, not Cheech, not Murray.Carol: What are you talking about?Mike: Mr. Dewitt accused me of cheating on history exam.Carol: You passed?Mike: Yeah, I passed, in fact I got the highest grade in the class. Ninety-four!Carol is laughing.Mike: Oh, oh, is this your way of saying you don’t believe me either?Carol: StopMike: Oh, fine, don’t believe me, skunkbreath, Fido, nerd faceMike: Mom, dad! Great to see you.Maggie: Is he talking to us?Mike: Just knowing I can count on you guys makes me feel happy.Jason: Ah, the giddiness is completely mutual mike.Maggie: you have a fever?Mike: Oh, momJason: Say Maggie you don’t suppose that this has anything to do with his recent history test, do you?Mike: you know I’m darn glad you brought that up..Maggie: I’d better sit down.Jason: What happened?Mike: Well, there’s not too much to be said about the test itself.Jason: Ah, say it anyway.Mike: I passed.Maggie: Completely?Mike: Yeah!Jason: Hay, all right, Mike.Maggie: Congratulations!Jason: I knew that that little extra study would pay off..Mike: Thanks. But I do have some bad news, and I think you better sit down fo rthis dad.Jason: Would you just say what it is, Mike?Maggie: I have a feeling that you should sit.Mike: Now what I’m about to tell you,It’s going to get both of you quite angry, and you will be outraged at the shoddy treatment I’ve received from Mr. Dewitt. But I want your word that you're not going to go off half copped trying to get this guy fired or something.Jason: I promise to be fully copped, Mike.Mike: Mr Dewitt accused me of cheating. Just calm down. I did not cheat. Maggie: now why would Mr. Dewitt think that?Mike: You know, I even asked myself that same question all afternoon.Jason: then what did you come up with it, Mike?Mike: I don’t know. I guess he didn't expect me to do that well in the test. Maggie: Well, you did well? He did well. How well?Mike: I rarely pay attention to the grades.Jason: Tell me what did you get, seventy?Maggie: seventy-five.Mike: W ell…Maggie: eighty? Eighty five?Mike: You see, actually..Maggie: Ninety?Mike: Four.Maggie: Ninety-four? Mikel seavor, I’m ashamed of you. How could you cheat?Mike: I did not cheat.Jason: Is this ninety-four out of a hundred?Mike: I swear to you I did not cheat. I give you my word of honor.Jason: well, I believe you.Mike and Maggie: Really?Jason: Well, if our son gives us his word then we got to believe him.Maggie: You are right, I believe you, Mike.Mike: Oh, thank you. I knew I could count on you guys. I am sorry for every miserable thing I have ever done to make your world a living in hell.Maggie: and I’m sorry I doubted you Mike, but it’s a tough story to believe if you put yourself in my shoes.Ben: haha, Mom’s shoes aren't big enough for all the answers.Mike: Oh, right, the shoes, Thanks Benny. I forgot to tell you guys the funniest part. You guys are going to love this.Ben: (knocking at the door) Mike!Mike: Benidict Arnold.Ben: Come on, It’s Ben SeavorMike: Get away!Ben: You want some dinner?Mike: No, I am no long eating the food that has been paid for by the people who think I'm a liar.Ben: What are those?Mike: Ok, so i'm easing into it. What do you want anyway?Ben: Mike, I didn’t mean you get into suc h big trouble.Mike: That’s OK. I knew the shoes would be too much for them. Its been like that all day. Everybody at school, even Boner, I mean last year I actually convinced the man I was an alien. Ben, people are acting like they expect me to cheat. Like i'm a kind of low scuzz ball.Ben: I believe you.Mike: What?Ben: Whatever you say, I believe it, whether it’s the truth or not.Mike: I'll tell you something that's weird. That moment when mom and dad believed me, everything was OK. My god, I actually care what they think about me.Ben: I care what they think about me.Mike: Well you're nine, that’s ok to feel that way at nine. But I’m fifteen, i'm supposed to think my parents are scum…Ben: Are you sure?Mike: Yeah, everybody knows that. It's on TV all the time.Ben: I believe you.Maggie: Here you are. You're going to freeze out here.Jason: No, I’ve got my anger to keep me warm.Maggie: Could you share some with me?Maggie: Jason, I have something to tell you. I didn’t want to tell you but since you're feeling betrayed by mike I figured you needed some good news. You are not reallyMike’s father.Jason: Well, you know what I've been thinking?Maggie: That when Mike looked you in the eye and lied, it made you question your whole approach to teaching our kids the value of truth and honesty. And you're wondering if instead of encouraging them by example, a little fear or punishment might have been a bit more effective. And you're probably remembering the time when Mike was eight and he lied about finger painting the new rug and I wanted to spank him but you convinced me that reasoning with him was better.Jason: How do you do that?Maggie: Oh, it’s not all that amazing. I bet you know what I am thinking right now? Jason: oh, you're probably thinking that no matter how disappointed we both are, we must support him because we love him dearly. And we’ll do our best to mould him into an honest man. And that even if we fail he can always have a productive life in politics.Maggie: Mike, Mr. Dewitt will go a lot easier on you if you just admit what you did. Mike: I don’t care.Jason: But we do. couldn'y tou at least pretend that you care what we think? Mike: Sure but nobody will believe me.Jason: Why should anyone?Mike: Bec ause I didn’t cheat…, forget it, it doesn’t matter.Jason: Why should we have believed you back in 7th grade when you tried to tell us that the D on your report card stood for darn good?Maggie: and what about in the 8th grade when you told the school your name was Seavormen so you could take the Jewish holiday’s off?Jason: Just this week….Mike: Ok, Ok, sometimes I lie, but there's a big difference between being a liar, and being a liar. I mean you guys should know when I'm telling the truth. I mean what kind of parents are you anyway?Jason: Disappointed.Mike: you want to know the truth? OK, I’ll tell the truth. Yeah, I was going to cheat, and I figured it as the only way. So I was up half the night copying all that stuff onto my shoes, becau se I had to pass the test. But somehow it didn’t just go on my shoes, it got into my head too. Sure blew me away! But when it came time to look for the answers I didn’t have to, I knew them.Maggie: well, I’d like to believe you, Mike.Mike: Yeah.Jason: Well you have to admit, you're not exactly the type of guy who has a reputation for knowing things like Abraham Lincoln was the 17th president?Mike: Yeah, he was 16th president.Jason: Yeah, Grant was 17th.Mike: No, Grant was 18th, Johnson was 17th, he became president after Lincoln was assassinated on April 14th, 1865.Mr. Dewitt: Dr. and Mrs. Seavor, I’m Willis Dewitt, glad you could come. Why don’t we get right down to business.Jason: Absolutely. Mike did not cheat on this examination, Mr. Dewitt, and its important that we clear that up.Maggie: and it would have been so easy for him to do, what with all the answers written on the bottom of his shoes.Jason: Thank you, Mr. Dewitt for letting Mike take this make-up test.Mr. Dewitt: No problem.Jason: I think he's learnt now that intending to cheat now that intending to cheat is as bad as cheating itselfMr. Dewitt: That’s what my ex-wife said in court..Maggie: Shsss. He's trying to take a test.Jason: What’s on tonight?Maggie: It's the second night of that Joan Collins mini series..Jason: that might be interesting.Maggie: Tonight Joan leaves the Pope to marry a bricklayer.Jason: Mike would be sorry he's missing that.Maggie: Where’s Mike anyway? I haven't seen him all even ing.Jason: Well, he's upsatirs studying for his French test tomorrow.Maggie: you know, I really think we got through to him this time.。
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101 PilotJason: Alright lady drop that spatula or you're scrambled.Maggie: Go ahead, make my day. Well, I guess I showed you.Jason: Show me moreMaggie: Oh Jason, the kids.Jason: I can kiss the kids later. You know I read an article that said that two career couples should really make a special effort to always remain...frisky.Maggie: At breakfast?Jason: At all meals.Mike: What's the matter? You guys aren't getting' enough?Jason: Michael, alot of kids would get smacked for a remark like thatMike: Come on dad, you can't hit me you're a liberal humanist.Jason: Could be an accident.Carol: Could be a dream come true.Mike: Mom, can't we sell Carol and get a tape deck for the Volvo?Carol: Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous.Mike: Oh yeah? What was the old meaning?Carol: I rest my case.Jason: Ben! Ben! What's so funny Ben?Ben: That Phyllis George, she's screwed up again.Maggie: Hey, what's that you're reading about?Carol: Well it says here that as the universe expands, all matter is degenerating into a stateof total disorganization.Maggie: Thank god I thought it was just me.Mike: So what are you guys doing tonight? "The House of Sweat", yeah great! Hey look can I talk to you guys later, yeah, bye.Maggie: Mike, what is "The House of Sweat"?Carol: It's that new under twenty dance club on Geravo Turnpike.Mike: Yeah, and it sounds like a great idea mom. It's a safe, wholesome place for teens to congregate.Maggie: And the larger the group, the smaller their brains get.Jason: Oh come on Maggie!Mike: Yeah, come on Maggie! Yes well time to go wait for that school bus; you know if I hurryI can still get a seat in the non-smoking section.Maggie: Good day! Bye sweetheart. Bye Ben, love you!Jason: Catch you later Ben! I still have some paper work to do before my nine o' clock gets here, and if you start feeling frisky and you have eight of ten seconds before work, you know where to find me.Maggie: Ben, what are you doing here you'll miss the bus. What's the matter honey?Ben: Dad didn't know how to do my elbow.Maggie: Oh? Let me see. Oh dad did a great job on these cuts...Superman band aids- the works. Oh I get it, he didn't kiss it better...and say I love you little pumpkin head.Ben: It was all so clinical. Mom, how come you had to go back to work?Maggie: I didn't have to Ben, I wanted to. Come here. Ben, imagine you had to spend fifteen years in this house, without ever going out to play. You'd go crazy wouldn't you? Well believe it or not, alot of grown-ups feel the same way about work.Ben: That's sick mom.Maggie: Ben, I know this has been a big change for all of us, and I worry about not being here for you because...well...you're the youngest. And I worry about not being here for Carol becauseshe's a girl, and she needs her mother. And I worry about not being here for Mike, to keep him from accidentally blowing something up. And believe me I worry about leaving yourfather here to cope with all you monsters.Ben: You shouldn't worry so much mom, you'll make yourself crazy.Maggie: I love you.patient: It's always the same dream Doc. I on a subway, and this woman sits across fromme...beautiful woman! And I look at her, she looks at me. I lick my lips, she licks her lips. This goes on, and finally she leans across and she whispers to me: "you have huge knees".Does that mean anything Doc?Mike: I should be good for about five bucks a piece.Jason: Good visit Waller, and hey don't worry too much about this thing, ok? See you next week. Bye bye!Mike: Can I talk with you for a second dad?Jason: Sure.Mike: In your office. Kids!Jason: So, you wanted to talk about something...Mike: Yeah, erm, mostly I just wanted to mention how smoothly things have been running,since the wife went back to work, and you moved your practice back into the house.Jason: Well thank you.Mike: Dad, we've been friends now for a long time...right?Jason: Off and on, yesMike: I know, I love that. See dad, you know that dance hall place I mentioned this morning... Jason: "The House of Sweat".Mike: Yeah, yeah. Jerry and I were talking and we decided...Jason: Jerry?Mike: Yeah, Jerry Delish. He's an older friend of mine, an excellent driver, with two years of drivers A.Jason: Two years of drivers A?Mike: Yeah, you see in his first class he ran over a dog...but he drove beautifully after that,and we're talking one tiny, wreck less little dog here dad.Jason: tough break.Mike: So anyway I was thinking that maybe we could go down there tonight, and Jerry would drive so you wouldn't have to....Jason: what would your mother say?Mike: Mom? I guess she would say...what's the phrase I'm looking for here dad?Jason: NO!!Mike: Yeah that's it. I guess that means I can't go, right?Jason: Well, it just means I don't like you coming in, and trying to get away with something.That's not the relationship I wanna have with you.Mike: I'm sorry dad.Jason: Alright now look. Now that I'm in charge at home, we can try things my way.Mike: Alright!!Jason: You don't even know what "my way" is?Mike: Sure I do dad, it's a Sinatra song.Jason: You're working' a fine line here Mike. Ok look, here's the deal. I'll give you a little more freedom, you've got to promise me alot more responsibility.Mike: Hey, no problem dad. I swear, I am ready for total responsibilityJason: Mike, I'm not ready for total responsibility.Mike: You're right, sorry.Jason: Ok? You go out and have a good time. Just remember what we talked about.Mike: Absolutely dad, thanks, I promise. Wait, what about mom, what if she's mad?Jason: Mike, your mom's not an ogre...I'll talk to her she'll understandMaggie: You let him do what?Jason: Maggie, he's fifteen years old now.Maggie: So what! He's fifteen! It's completely arbitrary to just pick an age like that, and say that is when a kid is mature.Jason: You know that by the time Mozart was fifteen, he'd written seven symphonies.Maggie: That's because Mozart's father didn't let him go to "The House of Sweat". Who did he go with?Jason: I don't know. Some kid...Jerry Dollish, Dollish.Maggie: Jerry "dog killer" Dollish.Jason: Maggie, he hit one dog.Maggie: Yeah, but he hit it four timesJason: Ok, well, err, Mike isn't Jerry, and a kid needs some freedom in order to learn responsibility.Maggie: Ah Jason I know you believe in this unlimited human potential...stuff. And that's great for your patients, but when...Maggie and Jason: ...it comes to your own children...Maggie: ...I believe in original...Jason: ...sin.Maggie: Sin. Oh I don't know, maybe I shouldn't have gone back to work.Jason: Now come on Maggie, don't say that. Now you took fifteen years off, to raise a family,and you deserve to go back to work now. You just have to have a little more faith in me and the kids.Maggie: Oh, maybe you're right.Jason: Course I'm right. We shouldn't be worrying, we should be...celebrating. Which is whyI've taken the liberty of placing a little chilled Champagne in a bucket beside the bed...slipped some satin sheets on the old bouncer.Maggie: satin sheets, you?Jason: yeah, well the gut in the store showed me some before and after pictures of a couplewho tried them and....they looked very...satisfied.Maggie: And what about Ben, and Carol?Jason: Well I slipped some sleeping pills into their Gatorine. They'll be asleep for about three weeks.Maggie: Jason!Jason: Well I didn't really, but they are fffrrrr, and we can frrefderrtt!!!! Hello. Yeah this isJason Seaver. No you must be looking for someone else because....take your clothes off...no, no, our Mike is only fifteen, so he wouldn't be driving a car. I see.Maggie: What did he say?Jason: He said, that's why your Mike is in our jail.prisoner: What are you in for kid?Mike: I killed a man, just to watch him die. You?prisoner: Unpaid parking tickets.Mike: Oh no it's my mom!Jason: Come on Maggie, we don't even know the facts yet. I mean it's not so unusual for a teenage boy to have a minor run-in with the police. Some of these guys can be real macho head bangers.policeman: Hiya! You folks care for some hot cocoa? I just made a fresh pot.Jason: look, we're the Seavers. You've locked up our son. An officer claimed he was driving a car.policeman: Ah yes sir, we...er...picked him up in the "House of Sweat" parking lot. He was driving in circles for approximately twelve minutes.Jason: Ok, so a fifteen year old boy drives his friends car around the lot a few times. policeman: Oh did I mention, he side swerved a police car on the way out?Jason: he what?policeman: He tore that bumber off like he was peeling an orange. A three hundred and fifty dollar orange.Mike: Hiya dad...mom. You look good tonight. You look young!prisoner: Come on son.Mike: Mom, dad, this is Jerry. I guess it's kind of hard to see the basis of our friendship, huh? Jason: I dunno, he has a certain...care free charm.Mike: you should see him when he's sober.Maggie: Mike! You will be grounded for two months.Mike: Two months!?! Dad can't you talk to her?Jason: Oh I did Mike. Originally it was one month.Mike: That means you added a month.Ben: Nothing gets by you does it.Mike: Dad you said you'd talk to her.Jason: Damn it Mike!!! You said you'd act responsibly, now I don't wanna hear another word out of you is that clear?Ben and Carol: Wow.Maggie: Oh yeah, our romantic evening. Anyone who's not used to satin sheets could easily have an accident.Jason: Maggie, don't patronize me!! Ok?! And where the hell are my pajamas?Maggie: Gee I'm sorry I'm really not sure.Jason: Well you wouldn't think it would be so damned tough to keep tabs on a pair of pajamas around here!!!!Maggie: Jason, I don't understand why you're so upset. I mean it's not like this is the first timehe's screwed up.Jason: Who's screwed up?Maggie: Mike.Jason: Who said anything about Mike. I'm upset because I can't find my pajamas. I mean if You’d left a pair of pajamas around...and these are big paja mas I'm talking about...and they just vanished into thin air...well wouldn't you be pretty upset???!!!!!Maggie: Absolutely. In fact I'm amazed at the way you're holding it together.Mike: What?Carol: I...I've never seen dad, actually too mad to talk.Mike: Well thanks for your support; you know I feel like a new man now.Carol: I'm sorry. Look it's not so bad, I bet in a year he'll look back on this whole thing and laugh. Ok, maybe chuckle.Jason: Ok, I admit it...I'm upset with Mike.Maggie: Oh?Jason: Aren't you?Maggie: Absolutely, I'm furious...but no more furious at him than I've been a dozen times before. I mean he's a kid Jason, what did you expect?Jason: Yeah, but he said, not three feet away from me, and he said "dad I swear it, I'm ready for total responsibility."Maggie: Jason, you are not ready for total responsibility. I mean face it, the boy's fifteen.He's a hormone with feet.Jason: I know, I know I know but someday that hormone will be a man, and I want that man to have a sense of responsibility.Maggie: Go talk to him. You won't sleep if you don't. Don't worry, I'll continue the search for the pajamas.Mike: What?Jason: You were asleep.Mike: I was? I was and it was a dream...Jason: Uh-uh.Mike: Oh, still angry? Hey dad, I know this is no excuse, but Jerry's car handles really badly.And I was the one who decided that Jerry was too drunk to drive.Jason: Mike he was unconscious.Mike: I know.Jason: and what are you doing with a kid who drinks like that?Mike: I should have called you.Jason: Why didn't you?Mike: Well dad there were these girls there...Jason: Ah course! Wouldn’t want them to think you had parents. Mike what kind of relationship are we gonna have if I can't trust you?Mike: I guess I'm just a jerk, maybe you shouldn't trust me.Jason: Well that's certainly one way to go. That's the way my father went with me. I guess I hoped that when I had a son it would be different.Mike: I know dad.Jason: Mike you probably don't remember this but, when you were three weeks old, I took you to the Mets home opener, cradled you in my arms...up comes Don Clendenin...hits a shot of the left field score board to win in the twelfth. I hugged you real tight, jumped you up and down, and you,you threw up in your complimentary Mets batting container.Mike: I'm sorry dad.Jason: It was my fault; I never should've let you suck that beer off my finger.Mike: No dad, I meant about tonight, I'm sorry.Jason: Well, thank you.Mike: You know dad, I try, I really try, but sometimes, almost without wanting, I just find myself doing something really stupid.Jason: Sort of an uncontrollable impulse huh?Mike: yeah!Jason: Or is it more like you think you're doing something really stupid, and then you weigh you chances of getting away with it and if they're better than ten percent, you go for it.Mike: Yeah!Jason: That's why you're grounded for two months.Mike: yeah.Jason: Well if it makes you feel any better, I did some pretty lamo things in my day.Mike: You?Jason: Yeah!Mike: like what?Jason: Well like I remember when I was sixteen, me and some buddies, we drove around town one night, mooning everybody. We even mooned the mayor's wife.Mike: you dad?Jason: Uhu. Yeah we got arrested for indecent exposure. Had to let us off though...Mayor's wife refused to make an identification.Mike: You dad?Jason: Will you stop saying that!Mike: Does mom know about this?Jason: You kidding? How do you think we met?Mike: Alright dad! Hey dad you ever get the urge to do dumb stuff now?Jason: No. No, no I don't Mike. I think that's what being an adult is all about.Mike: Oh. Alright, good night dad.Jason: Night son. Hey! Come back in here for a second.Maggie: (singing) I feel the earth move under my feet, I feel the sky tumbling down, a tumbling down. I feel my heart start to tremble whenever you're around...ooohh baby when I see your face.Ben, carol and Mike: (singing) Blue river, wider than the.....。