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关于英文笑话故事5篇

从文化的角度对英语幽默笑话进行分析,英语教学中对英语幽默笑话的有效利用是培养文化知识的一种重要途径。下面是店铺带来的关于英文笑话故事，欢迎阅读!

关于英文笑话故事篇一

a lie

Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"

Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."

Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."

Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"

妈妈：“你要哪一只香蕉，维克多?”

维克多：“我要那只最大的。”

妈妈：“维克多，你应该懂礼貌，要那只小的。”

维克多：“妈妈，难道懂礼貌就必须说谎吗?”

关于英文笑话故事篇二

Two Birds 两只鸟

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

英语幽默小故事10篇

在繁忙的学习工作中，阅读一些幽默笑话是我们放松心情的好方式。下面店铺为大家带来英语幽默小故事共10篇，希望大家喜欢!

Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"

The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".

幽默故事翻译：中间战术

三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。

右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”

左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”

中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。

During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.

[英语搞笑笑话多篇]搞笑的英语笑话

英语搞笑笑话9篇

英语搞笑笑话9篇英语搞笑笑话一：A Woman“s answer A husband said to his wife, “ Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish" "Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us;

God made us foolish so we would marry them." 一位丈夫对他的妻子说：“为什么上帝把妇女创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢” “噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，“原因很简单。上帝使我们如此美丽，男人才会爱我们。上帝使我们如此愚蠢，我们才会嫁给他们。” 英语搞笑笑话二：Only One Eye to Settle On The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn"t you tell me this before " "I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye. 姑娘找到媒人，说：“你欺骗了我。他的一只眼是假眼，你以前为什么不告诉我” “怎么没告诉你”媒人也不甘示弱，“你们第一回见面后，我就说，他一眼就看中你了。” 英语搞笑笑话三：You May Select可以选择The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today" The wife said, "You may select the dish today." The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today" "Cabbage." "The others" "None." "Then how to select""Eat or not eat!" the wife said. 丈夫抱怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜。

英语笑话爆笑带翻译

英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译（通用5篇）

冷笑话是近几年出现的一个新词,也是一种出现在我们身边的不可忽视的新的语言现象。下面店铺整理了英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译（通用5篇），希望大家喜欢!

英语笑话爆笑带翻译篇1

河上漂流(中英)

A man is walking past a travel agents office when he notices a billboard announcing, "4 day cruise down the Murray River $40 all inclusive.”

一个男人路过旅行社时，看到一个广告栏上面写着“顺着墨累河漂流四天，全部费用只需40美元”。

Impressed by the low price, he races into the shop, slaps $40 onto the counter and announces, "I' m here for the Murray cruise.” Quick as a wink, the travel agent whips out a baseball bat and knocks him unconscious.

面对如此低价的诱惑，他大步走进旅行社把40美元往桌上一拍，然后说:“我报名墨累河之游。”眨眼间，旅行社的店员抽出一根棒球棍，一下就把那个人打昏了。

When the man wakes, he finds himself tied to a floating log and drifting down the river. After a time, he notices another man in same predicament on the other side of the river.

英语爆笑小笑话12篇

下面是店铺整理的英语爆笑小笑话，希望大家会喜欢!

英语爆笑小笑话：智力缺陷

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied, "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." "Well, what sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' " Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

“医生，你能不能告诉我，”鲍勃问，“对于一个看上去很正常的人，你是怎样判断出他有智力缺陷的呢?”“再没有比这容易的了，”医生回答，“问他一个简单的问题，简单到所有人都知道答案，如果他回答得不干脆，那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要问什么样的问题呢?”“嗯，你可以这样问，‘库克船长环球旅行了三次，但是在其中一次的途中他去世了，是哪一次呢?’”鲍勃想了一会儿，紧张的回答道，“你就不能问另外一个问题吗?坦率地说，我对历史了解的不是很多。”

经典英语笑话8篇

下面是店铺整理的一些经典英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助。

经典英语笑话：

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。当他环视酒吧时，发现一只猴子荡下来，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。该男子问酒吧招待，这只猴子是谁的。服务员回答说是钢琴手的。男子走到钢琴手面前问：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒吗?”钢琴手回答说：“没有，但是如果你能哼唱，我会为你演奏的。”

经典英语笑话：

Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway patrolman. "Don't you ever look at the speedometer?" the officer scolded. Before I knew it, the truth spilled from my mouth. "As fast as I was going," I admitted, "I was afraid to take my eyes off the road."

英语爆笑笑话5篇带翻译超搞笑的

下面是店铺整理的英语爆笑笑话5篇，欢迎大家阅读!

英语爆笑笑话一：Hospitality

好客

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie

without any cheese.

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。

The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned

with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.

这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。

The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must

have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"

客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?”

"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

英语爆笑笑话二：太黑了，看不见

After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

英语简单小笑话带翻译

英语简单小笑话带翻译（精选6篇）

看了这些笑话，除了使你开怀大笑、忘却烦忧之外，还能让你在各个场合得心应手，轻易营造欢乐气氛，成为众人目光焦点。从笑话中学习英语，轻松自在，让你充满自信、左右逢源。下面是店铺整理的英语简单小笑话带翻译的内容，一起来看看吧。

英语简单小笑话带翻译篇1

After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢？” 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。”

英语简单小笑话带翻译篇2

Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？” Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．”

英语笑话故事4篇

下面是店铺整理的英语笑话故事4篇，欢迎大家阅读!

英语笑话故事一

Jimmy is three years old.

吉米3岁了。

One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, "Mum, mum, come close the window!"

一天，他正在窗口观望，夜幕降临。他突然喊道：“妈妈，妈妈，快来关窗!”

"Why? It's not cold, sonny."

“为什么?天不冷呀，宝贝。”

"Yes, mum, but the night will come inside."

“是的，妈妈，可黑夜会进来。”

英语笑话故事二

On one occasion when Mark Twain arrived in London from New York，the Star thought the fact worth recording onits evening placard.But there was another piece of news to bementioned：it was about the Ascot Cup being stolen.Theplacard thus ran： MARK TWAIN ARRIVES. ASCOT CUP STOLEN. Mark Twain，we believe，never heard the last of it.

经典英语笑话7篇

店铺整理了一些经典英语笑话，让你开心每一天!

英语笑话一：《律师、宝马和胳膊》

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer", he whined.

一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。

“警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的”律师哀怨地说。

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off"

“你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”

律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”

经典英语笑话6篇

英语笑话是指以一句英文短语或一个英文故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑,或是产生幽默感,笑话是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言,笑话是一种艺术方法。下面是店铺整理的英语爆笑笑话，欢迎大家阅读!

英语笑话一：

我要做的一切就是付钱!All I do is pay

"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My

wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war,

and my daughter is foreign secretary."

"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your

position?"

"I’m the people. All I do is pay."

布朗先生告诉同事说：“我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长，我女儿是外交秘书。”

“听上去挺有意思的，”他的同事说，“那你的职务是什么呢?”

“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。”

英语笑话二：

喂狗 For the Dog

The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"

英语小笑话短文带翻译(3篇)

英语小笑话短文带翻译（3篇）

小学英语小笑话带翻译篇一

'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl.

一个小男孩跟小女孩说：“你有没有觉得班主任有点傻？”

'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl.

小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是谁吗？”

'No.' replied the boy.

小男孩回答道：“不知道。”

'I'm the head teacher's daughter'， replied the girl.

小女孩说：“我就是你口中所说的傻班主任的女儿。”

'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.

小男孩（面不改色心里惊恐地）问：“那你知道我是谁吗？”

'No,' she uttered.

小女孩说：“不知道。”

'Thank goodness!' said the boy with a sigh of relief.

小男孩大大的松了口气，说道“真是谢天谢地啊。”

带翻译的英语小笑话篇二

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention,passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the threewe have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."

英语小笑话故事精选

笑话能反映出一个民族的价值系统及其对周围世界肯定和否定的态度。小编精心收集了英语小笑话故事，供大家欣赏学习!

英语小笑话故事篇1

Twin Lobsters

孪生龙虾

Once I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu listed "Twin Lobsters - $45."

我当演员取得成功后，想在妈妈面前炫耀一番。于是，我带着她到拉斯维加斯的凯撒宫去吃饭。在菜谱中有道菜是“孪生龙虾--45美元。”

"Why don't you order that, Mom?" I asked. "I know how much you like lobster."

“你为什么不点那个呢，妈?”我问道：“我知道你很喜欢吃龙虾了。”

She looked at me with the eyes of a skeptic and shook her head. "How do they know they're really twins?"

她满眼狐疑地看着我，然后摇了摇头。“他们怎么知道它们确实是孪生的呢?”

英语小笑话故事篇2

A Fine Match

势均力敌

One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."

英语小笑话短文带翻译优秀6篇

篇一：小学英语小笑话带翻译篇一

A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny"，then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second"， than the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 。

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。他问："主啊，一百万美元对你意味着多少？"上帝回答："一便士"，男子又问："那一百万年呢？"上帝说："一秒钟"，最后男子请求道："上帝，我能得到一便士吗？"上帝回答："过一秒钟"。

篇二：小学英语小笑话带翻译篇二

it's not my fault

不是我的错

mother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): you mustn't pull the cat's tail.

妈妈（正教训她的女儿）：你不该拽猫的尾巴。

daughter: i'm only holding it, mom. the cat's doing the pulling.

女儿：妈，我只是握着猫尾巴，它自己在拽。

篇三：小学英语小笑话带翻译篇三

when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged（用肘轻推） him and said: "wake up, sir!"