2023英语讲小笑话,3篇

2023英语讲小笑话,3篇（范例推荐）
英语讲的小笑话1
雇主和雇员
Workman: “Mr. Brown, I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages.
I have just been married."
Employer: "Very sorry, my dear man, but I can"t help you. For accidents which happen to our workmen outside the factory we are not responsible."
工人：“布朗先生，我想请您给我加一点工资。

我刚刚结了婚。

”
雇主：“非常抱歉，老兄，但是我无能为力。

对工人在厂外发生的`事故我们概不负责。

”
英语讲的小笑话2
第一次开出租车
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath1, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
The driver said, "Look mate, don"t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn"t realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it"s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I"ve been driving
a funeral van for the last 25 years."
乘客轻拍了一下出租车司机的肩膀，想问个问题。

司机大叫起来，车也失去了控制，几乎撞上一辆公车，还上了便道，在还差几厘米就撞上商店橱窗时终于停了下来。

司机说，“伙计，别再这么干了。

你把我吓破胆了!”乘客抱歉地说，“我没想到拍你一下就吓成这样。

” 司机说，“对不起，也不全是你的错。

今天是我第一天开出租。

以前25年里我一直开殡葬车。

”
英语讲的小笑话3
Lawyer and Engineer
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I"m here because my house burned down, and the insurance pany paid for everything."
"That"s quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I"m here because my house were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance pany also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat1 confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.
一个律师与一个工程师在加勒比海边钓鱼。

律师说：“我到这里是因为我的房子被大火烧了，保险公司赔偿了我所有的损失。

”
“这太巧了，”工程师说，“我是因为房子被洪水冲垮了，保险公司也赔偿了所有的损失。

”
律师看起来有些困惑，“你是怎么引起洪水的?”他不解的问。