高中英语 生活大爆炸第5季中英字幕4素材

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"The entrance to the dungeon is a moss covered door. "映入你眼帘的的是一个长满青苔的地下城大门
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"You manage to open it only to find yourself
"打开门一只丑陋无比
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"face-to-face with a hideous, foul-smelling
"丑恶无比恶臭熏天青苔满身的魔怪
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"moss-covered ogre."
"直勾勾地看着你"
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What do you do?
你怎么办?
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I say," Hey, Ma, what's for dinner?"
我说," 嘿老妈晚上吃什么呦?"
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Seventeen.
第十七步
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The ogre is amused by your joke and allows you to pass. 魔怪被你的笑话逗得直不起腰让你过去了
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By the by, I liked it, too. 顺便提一下我也喜欢这个笑话
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How go the wedding plans, Howard?
婚礼准备的怎么样了 Howard?
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Great. We spent five hours last night
很快了昨天晚上我们花了五个小时
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at Macy's registering for gifts.
在梅西百货(美国著名连锁百货)挑礼物
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Looks like I'm finally gonna have
最终我那个梦寐以求的
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that darling little earthenware asparagus dish 小巧可爱的文竹陶瓷碟子
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I've always wanted.
算是到手了
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See, this is the good thing
看到没有一个远在万里之外的
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about having a girlfriend 9,000 miles away.
女朋友也有好处的
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I can spend my nights doing whatever I want. 我晚上想干啥就干啥
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You mean like playing nerd games with us
你是说跟我们玩宅男游戏
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and then taking a suspiciously long shower? 然后洗一个意味深长的热水澡?
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Maybe.
也许吧
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We enter the dungeon.
进入地下城
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You see a dragon.
一条恶龙
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Really? So we're playing Dungeons & Dragons 真的? 这么说我们玩龙与地下城
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and we walk into a dungeon and see a dragon? 于是就下到地下城遇见一条龙?
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Isn't that a little on the nose?
游戏要不要这么直白啊?
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When you play Chutes and Ladders, do you complain 你玩梯子滑道游戏的时候
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about all the chutes and all the ladders?
你也会讨厌梯子和滑道吗?
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Are you gonna eat that whole pie?
你要把那个馅饼全吃了?
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Maybe. Why not?
是啊为啥不呢?
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Who do I have in my life to watch my figure for? 我生命中又没有一个需要我牵挂的人
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Oh, God, did you watch "Bridget Jones" again?
我的天你又看"BJ的单身日记"(电影名)啦?
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No, it's just that everybody's got someone.
没有只是你们都有另一半了
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Sheldon's with Amy, Howard's getting married, Sheldon有Amy Howard马上要结婚
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you're dating my sister.
你还有我妹妹
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Now that Howard's getting married,
既然Howard要结婚了
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maybe he'll inflate one of his old girlfriends for you. 也许他可以介绍他的前女友给你
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You know who I blame for my loneliness?
你知道哥这么孤单怪谁吗?
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The United States of America.
美利坚合众国
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Your movies and your TV shows promised streets paved
就是你们的电影和电视剧搞得人以为
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with beautiful blonde women with big bazongas.
满大街都是大胸的金发美女
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Eat another pie, you'll have your own bazongas.
再吃一个馅饼你自己就有大胸脯了
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That's cruel.
你真残忍
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You know it goes straight to my hips.
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Gentlemen, please focus.
先生们请集中注意力
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You're facing a fire-breathing dragon.
你们要面对一个喷火的巨龙
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I don't know if I want to play anymore.
我不是很想玩了
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Because you don't have a girlfriend?
就因为你没有女朋友?
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Well, good Lord, if that becomes a reason not
老天要是没有女朋友的人都不玩龙与地下城
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to play Dungeons & Dragons, this game's in serious trouble.
这游戏问题可就大了
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* Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state *
* 宇宙一度又烫又稠密 *
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* Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! * * 140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧! *
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* The Earth began to cool *
* 地球开始降温 *
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* The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools * * 自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具 *
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* We built the Wall，We built the pyramids *
* 我们建长城我们建金字塔 *
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* Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery *
* 数学自然科学历史揭开神秘 *
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* That all started with a big bang *
* 一切由大爆炸开始 *
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* Bang! *
* 砰! *
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生活大爆炸第五季第四集
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--==圣城家园SCG字幕组 ==--
仅供翻译交流使用, 禁止用于商业用途
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--==圣城家园SCG字幕组 ==--
协调: veray
时间轴: 潇妹纸
翻译: 苏格拉底二世潇妹纸 Hunter鱼岸
校对: 微微62
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Now, I assume we use this same wax later on
我想待会儿我们可以用这些蜡
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to neaten up each other's bikini regions.
使我们的胸部和私处滑如凝脂
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Yeah, my bikini region is fine.
我不用了我那些部位挺好的
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Who's shocked? I'm not.
谁不知道? 我知道
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So, Bernadette, how's the wedding planning going? 那么 Bernadette 你的婚礼准备得怎么样了?
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And I'm not asking as a prospective bridesmaid. 我问这个可不是为了当伴娘哦
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Pick me! Pick me!
选我! 选我!
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We went cake-tasting yesterday.
昨天我们去试吃蛋糕了
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Raj came along.
Raj也来了
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He cried and ate half the samples.
他边哭边吃了一半的样品
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Oh, the poor guy's so lonely.
哦可怜的人儿太寂寞了
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We should set him up with someone.
我们该给他介绍一个
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You know, I met a really cute girl at work.
你知道不我认识一个很可爱的女孩
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She's married to a guy in one of our drug trials. 她嫁给了我们的一位临床试验对象
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Well, hello?
呃等一下
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She's married.
她结婚了
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Yeah, but her husband is in
是啊但是她老公得了严重的
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serious congestive heart failure 充血性心力衰竭
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and a little birdie told me he's in the placebo group. 而且据说他还是在对照组里的
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Okay, so future grief-stricken widow
好的未来的悲伤寡妇
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is the one to beat.
也是可以考虑的
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Are we ready to order?
准备好点菜了吗?
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One moment.
等一下
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I'm conducting an experiment.
我在做实验
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With Dungeons & Dragons dice?
用龙与地下城的骰子?
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Yes. From here on in, I've decided
没错从今天开始我决定
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to make all trivial decisions with a throw of the dice 通过掷骰子来决定所有日常生活中的小事
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thus freeing up my mind
从而让我的脑子有空
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do what it does best... enlighten and amaze.
做它更擅长的事情... 就是启迪世人让万世敬仰
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Page 14, item seven.
第十四页第七条
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So, what's for dinner?
查出来没晚上吃啥?
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A side of corn succotash.
一片豆煮玉米
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Hmm. Interesting.
唔有意思
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Um, Howard, can I see you for a minute, please?
唔 Howard 有空过来一下吗?
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I don't want to show any more of your friends
我不想再为你的朋友
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how I can fit in the booster seats.
表演坐在小孩专座上了
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Uh, no, that's not it. Just come with me, please.
呃不这次不是这个了你来就对了
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Let's see what I'll be washing that succotash down with. 我看看我吃半片玉米应该配什么汤呢
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A pitcher of margaritas.
一大壶玛格丽特鸡尾酒
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Do you really want that?
你真要这么吃?
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That's the great thing.
这再好不过了
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It doesn't matter.
吃什么无所谓
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My mind is freed up to think about more important things. 我的脑子有空去想更重要的事情了
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What's it thinking about now?
那这会儿它在想什么呢?
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Hamburgers and lemonade.
汉堡包和柠檬汽水
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Um, Raj, there's someone I want you to meet.
呃 Raj 为你介绍一下
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This is my friend Emily. I know her from my spin class. 这是我朋友Emily 我们俩在动感训练课上认识的
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Raj, relax. She can't hear you. She's deaf.
Raj 别紧张她听不到你说话她是聋子
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Emily, this is our friend Raj.
Emily 这是我们的朋友Raj
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Oh!
噢!
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Look at you guys just hitting it off.
看你俩相处得真融洽
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I am so good.
我真厉害
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Hi.
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She says, "It's nice to meet you."
她说 "很高兴见到你"
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Does she really mean that
她真的是这个意思
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or was she signing it sarcastically?
还是在挖苦我?
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Raj says it's nice to meet you, too.
Raj说也很高兴见到你
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She says she has to go back to her family, 她说她得回家了
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but Penny has her number if you want
如果你想联系她一起约会
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to text her and get together.
Penny有她的电话号码
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Okay, I'm gonna play it cool.
好的这事我得潇洒点
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Tell her, "Maybe. Whatever, babe."
告诉她 "看情况吧管他呢宝贝"
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He'll text you.
他会跟你短信联系
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Look at that. I have a date.
看看我要约会了
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I love America again.
我又爱上美国了
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And now for dessert...
现在该甜点了...
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Come on, hot fudge sundae, come on, hot fudge sundae. 一定要是朱古力新地一定要是朱古力新地
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Bam! That's what I'm talking about!
嘣! 心想事成!
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Okay, as soon as she gets here,
她一到这儿
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so she knows I'm cool with it,
就能看出我很潇洒
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我打算就她耳聋这事开个玩笑
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I was thinking, "Hey, did you hear the one about...? 我在想 "嘿你有没有听过一个有关...?
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Oh, no, I bet you didn't."
噢不我打你肯定没听过"
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Maybe we should revisit your lonely fat guy plan.
或许我们应该重新考虑下让你变成孤独的死宅胖子
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Oh, she's here.
噢她来了
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No joke.
不准开玩笑
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She says she's sorry she's late.
她说很抱歉来晚了
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Tell her it doesn't matter.
告诉她没关系
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Tell her, her eyes shimmer like opalescent lilies
告诉她她的眼睛如圣女殿中洁白的百合花
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in the lake of the palace of the celestial maidens. 在一汪清泉的映衬下闪闪发光
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Really?
真的要这样?
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That's the first thing you want to say?
你第一句话就想说这个?
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I worked on it all night. Use it.
我想了一整夜快说吧
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Look, I don't know the sign for opalescent.
听着我不知道怎么用手语说洁白
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Then spell it.
那就拼出来呀
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I don't know how to spell it.
我不知道怎么拼
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You're blowing this for me!
你这是在毁我一生幸福!
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He likes your eyes.
他喜欢你的眼睛
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You're making me sound like a caveman.
你把我搞得像山顶洞人一样
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She says, "Thank you. You have nice eyes, too."
她说 "谢谢你你的眼睛也不错"
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Really? Ask her how many children she wants,
真的吗? 问问她想要多少个孩子
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and whatever number she says, say, "Me, too."
还有不管她说多少都告诉她 "我也是"
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No.
不要
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Fine. Tell her I have a deep, sexy voice
那好吧告诉她我有着像James Earl Jones(星球中黑武士声优)
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like James Earl Jones.
一样浑厚性感的嗓音
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She doesn't know what James Earl Jones sounds like.
她不知道James Earl Jones声音是什么样的
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Great. Then she won't know I'm lying.
正好那她就不知道我在撒谎了
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Let's see, what else can I tell you about me 让我想想还有哪些能
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that would make you like me?
让你喜欢我的话没说?
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Ooh, I love music.
我超爱听音乐
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Do you love music?
你爱听音乐吗?
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You really want to ask her that?
你确定要这么问吗?
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You're right. Everyone loves music.
也是哦人人都爱听音乐
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She says, "Do you play an instrument?"
她说 "你会弹什么乐器吗?"
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No,
不玩
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but when I was six years old,
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I tried to start a boy band called
曾试着组一支名叫Frankie进发宝莱坞
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Frankie Goes to Bollywood.
的童子乐队
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But I couldn't get any other boys to join,
但是我找不到别的孩子加入
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so my parents asked the servants
所以我爹妈就让仆人
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to be my backup dancers.
做我的候补舞蹈者
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Wait, when you sign "servants",
等等你用手语说"仆人"的时候
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don't sign it like I'm bragging.
别弄得我像在吹牛一样
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Sign it in a way that I sound humble
要表现出我的谦恭
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with just a hint of "That's right, I had servants."
并能表现出"没错我确实有仆人"
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Do you hear yourself?
你知道自己在说什么吗?
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Yes, but she doesn't. So get signing, hand monkey. 知道但她听不到继续手语吧手语猴子
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I think I wrote a letter to Santa Claus every day. 我每天都给圣诞老人写信
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And then on Christmas morning,
然后圣诞节早上
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under the tree is a little puppy
一只绑着红丝带的小狗
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with a red ribbon.
就出现在了圣诞树下
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What are you doing?
你在干嘛呢?
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Texting Bernadette that I'm gonna be late.
给Bernadette发短信告诉她我要迟到了
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哥们她在说什么呢?
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It's a funny story about a puppy.
说的是跟小狗有关的趣事
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Just smile and laugh.
扯开嘴笑就行了
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- Quick, quick, stop smiling. - What? Why?
- 快停下快停下别笑了 - 什么? 为什么?
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The puppy died... it choked on a doll head.
小狗死了... 被一个娃娃头呛到了
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Sad face, sad face!
哭脸哭脸!
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It's a little hard to see with the city lights,
市里灯光太亮看不清星星
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but that W-shaped constellation is Cassiopeia.
不过那个W形状的星座是仙后座
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And she was the mother of Andromeda who's over there. 她是那边仙女座的妈妈
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Look, pretty stars.
看看多美丽的星星啊
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This is her car.
这是她的车
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She hopes she can see you again sometime. 她说希望有时间能再次见到你
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Good, good.
好好
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Oh, boy,
噢天呐
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help me out here.
指导我一下
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Does she want me to kiss her or not?
她想不想让我吻她?
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I speak sign language, I don't read minds. 我只会说手语不会读心术
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If you were me, would you kiss her?
换作是你会吻她吗? 203
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Yeah, but I'm a make out king.
会可我是亲热达人啊
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I was so smooth on that date.
我那个约会真是太顺利了
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You? I made you smooth.
就你? 多亏了我好吧
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You were an idiot.
你简直像个白痴
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Whatever, dude. She kissed me.
不管怎样伙计她吻我了
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It might've been on your lips,
就算是吻在你的嘴上
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but it was my kiss.
那也是在吻我
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Oh, fine. Let's agree she kissed both of us. 好吧那就当做吻了我俩吧
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Okay.
好吧
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Mustache is looking good there, Sheldon.
小胡子留得真好看 Sheldon
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Don't thank me. Thank the dice.
别谢我这得谢骰子
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They told me what percentage of my face to shave. 它们告诉我刮脸该刮百分之多少
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Why are you still doing this?
你怎么还在用骰子?
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Because it's working.
因为管用啊
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In the past few weeks,
过去几周里
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unburdened by trivial decisions,
由于不用操心琐碎事务
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I've co-authored two papers
我和人一起在同行审稿的
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in notable peer-reviewed journals, 著名杂志上发表了两篇文章
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and I'm close to figuring out why
而且我已经快要找出
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the Large Hadron Collider has yet
大型强子对撞机至今未能
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to isolate the Higgs boson particle.
发现希格斯波色子(至今未观察到的自旋为零的玻色子)的原因了
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You left out, got chafed testicles
你忘了说由于不穿内裤
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because you no longer wear underpants.
搞得你阴囊发炎了
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The dice giveth and the dice taketh away.
掷骰子者有得必有失
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Is Raj out with Emily again?
Raj又和Emily约会去了吗?
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Yeah, every night for the last month.
是啊最近一个月以来每晚都去
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Wow, can't believe he has a girlfriend.
哇真不敢相信他居然有了女朋友
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Me neither.
我也是
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Here's some other fun news on the Raj/Emily front.
关于Raj和Emily 还有些有趣的消息
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He gave her a pair of diamond earrings and leased her a car. 他送了她一副钻石耳环还给她租了一辆车
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You're kidding.
不会吧
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You think she's taking advantage of him?
你有没有觉得她在占Raj的便宜?
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Oh, of course not.
哦当然不会
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She wouldn't do something like that.
她肯定不会那样做的
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She's deaf.
她可是个聋子
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Deaf women can't be gold diggers?
聋哑女人就不能钓凯子了?
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Handicapped people are nice, Leonard.
残疾人都很善良的 Leonard
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Everyone knows that.
大家都知道
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Yeah, I actually have information about Raj 我其实知道一些关于Raj的情报
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that would be helpful with this discussion. 能为这个讨论提供些帮助
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Could you tell us?
你可以告诉我们吗?
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Let's see.
那得看看
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Snake eyes. Sorry, bud.
两个一点对不起伙计
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Wait, hang on.
等等等一下
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Doubles. Roll again.
两个骰子一样再掷一次
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Okay, get this.
好了听着
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It doesn't matter if he's showering her with gifts,
他送给她一大堆礼物没什么大不了
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because the Koothrappalis are vastly wealthy.
因为Koothrappali家非常之富有
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What do you mean "vastly wealthy"?
"非常之富有"是什么意思?
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Well, "wealthy" means a lot of money.
呃 "富有"的意思是有很多钱
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"Vastly" means even more.
"非常之"的意思是还要更多
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I'm not sure what's tripping you up.
我不清楚你哪里想不明白
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Look, I know they have money. I don't think it's that much. 听着我知道他家很有钱但也不可能有那么多吧256
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No, you're wrong.
不你错了
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As you know, a few years ago, I achieved one of
你知道的几年前我实现了我的一个小梦想
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my lesser dreams and became a notary public.
成为了一名公证员
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Well, from time to time,
有很多次
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I notarize banking documents for Raj.
我都为Raj的银行文件做了公证
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The Koothrappalis aren't just rich, they're Richie Rich rich. Koothrappali家不但有钱而且是富得流油
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Well, so how much is that?
呃到底有多富?
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About halfway between Bruce Wayne and Scrooge McDuck.
介于蝙蝠侠和唐老鸭之间
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What the hell?
怎么可能啊?
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The last time we went to the zoo,
上次我们一起去动物园
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that son of a bitch made me buy him a churro.
那个狗娘养的还让我给他买了油条吃
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Listen, guys, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude,
听着伙计们很抱歉失礼了
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but I need to go call Raj's sister, who I love so much. 但我必须要去给Raj的妹妹打电话了我爱她太深
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So vastly much.
非常之深
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Okay, so he's got money, and it's a few gifts and a car. 好了这么说他很有钱送了一些礼物和一辆车
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And she got him to pay off all her credit cards.
而且她让他还清了她所有的的信用卡
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What? He paid off her credit cards?
什么? 他还清了她的信用卡?
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Damn it, I could've dated Raj for a couple months. 该死我也可以跟Raj约会几个月的
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But I... I wouldn't have, because I'm not that kind of girl. 但我... 我不会的因为我不是那样的女孩
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We should really talk to Raj.
我们真该跟Raj谈谈的
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He's not gonna listen, he's in love.
他听不进去的他坠入爱河了
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Can't figure out what to do?
不知道该怎么办了?
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I remember those days.
我还记得那种感觉
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to...
现在失陪一下我必须去...
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stay right here.
待在这里
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Yeah, this is a bad idea.
哎这不是个好主意
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- We should go. - No.
- 我们该走了 - 不
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I'm the one that introduced him to her.
是我把他介绍给她的
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I've got to say something.
我必须得说点什么
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Wow.
哇
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You're engaged to my friend.
你和我的朋友订婚了
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Hey, Bernadette doesn't mind where I get my motor running, 嘿 Bernadette不会管我开到哪儿去了
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as long as I park in the right garage.
只要停对车库就行了
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I can't believe you're engaged to my friend.
真不敢相信你居然和我朋友订婚了
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Oh, here she comes.
哦她来了
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Smart. Whisper so the deaf chick can't hear you. 真聪明小声说这样聋女郎就听不到了
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Hi.
你好
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Oh, hey, hi.
嘿你好
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Nice to see you.
很高兴见到你
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Um, can we talk to you about Raj?
呃我们能和你谈一谈Raj的事吗?
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She says, "Sure, what about him?"
她说 "好啊要谈些什么?"
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Okay, um, gosh, how do I start?
好吧呃天呐我该如何开口?
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Um, see, Raj is kind of naive.
呃你看 Raj有些天真
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I mean, he hasn't dated a whole lot of women.
我是说他没怎么和女人约会过。