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小学生英语笑话故事【三篇】导读：本文小学生英语笑话故事【三篇】，仅供参考，如果觉得很不错，欢迎点评和分享。

【篇1】It's sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. "Great! Oh, it's so heavy!" Miss Cat says happily.The fish is plucked out of the river. "Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!" She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.At the time Mr. Horse goes by and sees it. "What do you set it free?" He asks. "Because my pot is too small. I can't cook it," Miss Cat says.这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子，猫小姐在河边钓鱼。

突然鱼竿动了动。

“太棒了！哇，好重啊！”猫小姐高兴地喊着。

鱼被拉出来了。

“啊！一条大鱼！这条大鱼可真大呀！”她欢呼道。

但是她却把鱼放回河里，又继续钓鱼。

这时候马先生路过，看见这一切，就问她：“为什么你把鱼放了？” “因为我的锅太小。

我没办法烧这么大的鱼。

”猫小姐回答说。

【篇2】Three handsome male dogs are walking down the streetwhen they see a beautiful, enticing, female poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them "The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese.""Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said, "How well can you do?" "Ummmm...I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever."My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a slywink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says...【篇3】A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks."Yep," the Lab replies.After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story? "The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eaves- dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.""But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?""Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."。

2023英语讲小笑话,3篇

2023英语讲小笑话,3篇（范例推荐）英语讲的小笑话1雇主和雇员Workman: “Mr. Brown, I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages.I have just been married."Employer: "Very sorry, my dear man, but I can"t help you. For accidents which happen to our workmen outside the factory we are not responsible."工人：“布朗先生，我想请您给我加一点工资。

我刚刚结了婚。

”雇主：“非常抱歉，老兄，但是我无能为力。

对工人在厂外发生的`事故我们概不负责。

”英语讲的小笑话2第一次开出租车A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath1, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.The driver said, "Look mate, don"t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn"t realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it"s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I"ve been drivinga funeral van for the last 25 years."乘客轻拍了一下出租车司机的肩膀，想问个问题。

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店铺整理了越简单越好的一年级英文小笑话，欢迎阅读!越简单越好的一年级英文小笑话篇一Weather Predict A film crew was on location deep in the desert.天气预报一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrowstorm." The next day there was a hailstorm.一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴."This Indian is incredible," said the director."印度人真神,"导演说.He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气.However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了.Finally the director sent for him.最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. Whatwill the weather be like?""我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?"The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了."越简单越好的一年级英文小笑话篇二The World's Greatest Swordsman世界上最伟大的击剑手At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A flywas released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then thesecond-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatestswordsman.在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。

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下面是店铺精心收集的爆笑少儿英文小笑话，希望大家喜欢!爆笑少儿英文小笑话篇一A philosophy professor warned the classhe wasgoing to give them a test.一位哲学教授通知学生他要举行一场考试。

When the day came he entered theclassroom,wordlessly placed his chair on the tableand,turning to the blackboard, wrote, 考试那天，他走进教室，一言不发地把自己的椅子放到讲台上，然后转身在黑板上写道，"Prove to me this chair does not exist."“请向我证明这张椅子不存在。

”Most of the nervous studentbegan intently scribbling out long dissertations.大多数学生很紧张，都开始专心地写他们的论文。

But one member of the class wrote down just two words,and then handed his paper to theteacher.只有一个学生只写了两个单词就交卷了。

The professor had to smile when he read the student's answer:"What chair?"当教授看到这个学生的答案时，不由微笑了，只见他写的是：“什么椅子啊?”爆笑少儿英文小笑话篇二A big burly man visited the pastor's homeand askedto see the minister's wife,a woman well known forher charitable impulses.一个高大魁梧的男人到牧师家拜访，他要求会见牧师的妻子，这是一个以有着慈悲心肠而闻名的妇女。

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下面是店铺带来的关于小学生英语笑话故事，欢迎阅读!关于小学生英语笑话故事篇一I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow. I had the customer change ink cartridges，delete and reinstall the drivers. Nothing worked. I asked my coworkers for help; they offered no new ideas. After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair when she asked quietly, "Should I try printing on a piece of white paper instead of yellow paper?"我在惠普公司打印机部做技术支持工作已经有一个月了，有一天我接到一位客户的电话，她的问题我没办法解决。

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下面是店铺带来的适合小学生的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!适合小学生的英语笑话大全(一)我只把扣眼儿给缝上了Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲爱的?Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.妻子：没有，亲爱的。

我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。

(二)婚姻的成本 Cost of marriageA little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."“我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。

”父亲回答。

适合小学生的英语笑话欣赏(一)你太晚了 You Are T oo LateOn the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。

"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."“对不起，”他对小偷说，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。

”(二)我根本就看不见 I cannot see it at allAfter supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point themother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if thekitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is sodark that I cannot see it at all."晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?” 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。

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可是我却看到另一辆车慢慢地也在朝这个车位靠近。

当我看到那位司机，他也看到我时，我用眼神问他:要停在那儿吗?他用手势回答得很复杂。

开始他摇了摇头，然后他指指我，又指指那车位，又指指他自己，指指他的表和商店。

最后他冲我皱了皱眉，两手向上，耸了耸肩.Once I parked，I walked over to the driver to make sure he didn't want the space. “You must be single，”he replied.”If you were rnarried,you would have known that was the universal sign for 'Go ahead and take the spot. I'm waiting for my wife.''我还是停了车，并走到那个司机前想弄清他到底需要不需要停在那儿。

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今天为大家奉上儿童英文幽默小故事，时间难得，何不深入了解一下让自己的收获更多呢?儿童英文幽默小故事(一)It Must Be CrowdedA teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.”And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”一定很拥挤一位告诉学生：“月亮非常大，上面能住几百人。

”一个男孩笑着说：“当月亮变成月牙的时候，住在上面的人该多拥挤啊!”儿童英文幽默小故事(二)I can’t Cook ItIt’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.At th e time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.我没法煮它这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子，猫小姐在河边钓鱼。

短的英语笑话故事大全（精选10篇）

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大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象，具有讽刺性和娱乐性。

其趣味有高下之分。

接下来由小编为大家整理出短的英语笑话故事大全（精选10篇），仅供参考，希望能够帮助到大家！短的英语笑话故事1Where is your beard?After many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family. "But--where is your beard?" asks his mother upon seeing him. "Mama," he replies, "in America, nobody wears a beard." "But at least you keep the Sabbath?" "Mama, business is business. In America, everybody works on the Sabbath." "But kosher food you still eat?" "Mama, in America, it is very difficult to keep kosher." The old lady ponders this information and then leans over and whispers in his ear, "Isaac, tell me--you’re still circumcised?"短的英语笑话故事2They Didnt Have Nikes In Those DaysA young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "Ill make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study the bible a little, and get your hair cut, then well talk about it."A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if he could use the car. His father said, "Son, Im really proud of you. You brought your grades up, studied the bible well, but you didnt get your hair cut!"The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know dad, Ive been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."His father replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went."短的英语笑话故事3Polly Want a WHAT?This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.""What do they say?" the priest asked."They only know how to say, Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?""Thats terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship.""Thank you," said the lady.The next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priests house. The priests two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes! Do you want to have some fun?"One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and screams, "Frank! Put the Bibles away--our prayers have been answered!"短的英语笑话故事4Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to Chinafromher visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directlyfromAmerica."短的英语笑话故事5Midway TacticsThree competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".短的'英语笑话故事6Five Months OlderThe Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s p apers, he was surprised."How old are you?" he said."Eighteen, sir," said John."But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?""Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."短的英语笑话故事7West PointMy father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, "to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point."One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained, "We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point."短的英语笑话故事8Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then sa id shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.短的英语笑话故事9Napoleon Was IllJack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year."He‘s a good boy," said Jack‘s father, "and if you let him pass this time, I‘m sure he‘ll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well.""No, n o, that‘s quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn‘t know!""Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack‘s father. "You see, I‘m afraid we don‘t take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."短的英语笑话故事10He Was Only Wrong by TwoJack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren‘t always smart enought to be acce pted by the college.One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persuasion, "I‘d better ask him a few questions first."Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn‘t know any of the answers.At last the dean said, "Well, what‘s five times seven?"The student thought for a long time and then answered, "Thirty-six."The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, "Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two."。

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但是它却一直被学界视为不登大雅之堂的小众,研究工作相对薄弱。

下面是店铺带来的儿童英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!儿童英语笑话带翻译篇一It was so late. Frank lay in bed and demanded his mother to peel the apple for him.天很晚了。

弗兰克躺在床上，要妈妈给他削苹果吃。

"It's so late, sonny, that apples have already gone to bed."“孩子，太晚了，苹果已经睡觉了。

”"No, they won't, mama. The small apples may have gone to bed, but the big ones mustn't."“不，不会的，妈妈。

小苹果可能睡了，但大苹果一定没有睡。

”儿童英语笑话带翻译篇二A boy had eaten a lot of cookies, but he wanted more.一个男孩吃了很多饼干，但还想吃。

His father said to him, "Don't eat any more, or your stomach will explode."他的父亲对他说：“不要再吃了，不然你的肚子就会爆炸。

”The boy said, "Never mind. When I'm eating once again, you can stand aside."男孩说：“不要紧。

我再吃时，你可以躲开。

”儿童英语笑话带翻译篇三Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny?"汤米：“约翰，你的弟弟好吗?”Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself."约翰尼：“他生病卧床了，他伤着了自己。

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经典小学英语小笑话故事大全笑话是幽默的一个属概念,具有幽默的一切特征。

笑话是民族特有幽默的一种形式。

店铺整理了经典小学英语小笑话故事，欢迎阅读! 经典小学英语小笑话故事篇一A Useful WayFather: Jack, why do you drink so much water?Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.Father: What's that got to do with it?Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀?杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。

爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。

经典小学英语小笑话故事篇二Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌)?Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was amushroom.年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。

如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。

经典小学英语小笑话故事篇三One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition — If I Am aManager.All the students began to write except a boy.The teacher went to him and asked the reason."I am waiting for my secretary, " the boy answered.一天课上，老师要同学们以如果我是一个经理为题写一篇作文。

少儿英语小笑话【五篇】

【导语】是不是经常听到⼩孩⼦的话，都想哈哈⼤笑呀？⼩孩⼦，就是有这种魔⼒，让您忘记忧愁，忘记烦恼，原来⽤不同的眼光看世界是这么的让⼈快乐。

笑话是⼀种⽤来逗笑取乐的⽂体。

笑话，不仅能让同学们在⽇常⽣活和学习中不时地会⼼⼀笑，还能从中学习到不少的英语知识。

精⼼收集了少⼉英语⼩笑话，供⼤家参考。

【1、梦想Dream】The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked."I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied."Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the impressed dean."No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it.农校的招⽣办主任在⾯试⼀个上线的学⽣，“你为何要选择这个职业?”他问。

“我梦想以经营农场来赚⼀百万元，就像我⽗亲⼀样。

”这个学⽣回答说。

“你⽗亲经营农场赚了⼀百万元?”主任惊诧地问道。

“没有，”这位申请⼈回答道，“他总是梦想着赚到这个数⽬。

”【2、Wedding or Not结不结婚】Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.Upon his return he exclaimed, "Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!弗兰克叔叔七⼗⼋岁了，富有⽽健康。

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小学简单的英语笑话带翻译

小学简单的英语笑话带翻译小学简单的英语笑话带翻译笑话是民族文化及社会生活中不可缺少的一环,从古至今都拥有广大的受众,深受人们喜爱。

下面是店铺带来的小学简单的英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!小学简单的英语笑话带翻译篇一DrunkOne day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.""But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"醉酒一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。

这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。

他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。

如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。

” “可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”小学简单的英语笑话带翻译篇二Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice?Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.男孩：嗨，我们之前是不是约会过，是一次还是两次，我忘记了。

小学生英语笑话故事（三篇）

【导语】英语故事会出现学⽣认识或是不认识的单词，⽽这个单词的重复不断出现，会加深同学们对单词的记忆，这种记忆不同于⼀般的死记硬背，⽽是在潜移默化中，让学⽣记住单词，并且不枯燥。

以下是⽆忧考整理的《⼩学⽣英语笑话故事（三篇）》相关资料，希望帮助到您。

⼩学⽣英语笑话故事篇⼀ Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane. His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes. After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, dont they?" "Those are ants," answered his friend. "Were still on the ground." 第⼀次坐飞机约翰逊先⽣从前未乘过飞机,他读过许多关于飞⾏事故的报道。

小学生笑话故事_小学生英语笑话故事阅读

小学生笑话故事_小学生英语笑话故事阅读笑话,不同文化背景的人的反应有时是不同的,甚至会截然相反。

究其原因,是说话双方没有真正理解对方的文化。

下面是带来的小学生英语笑话故事，欢迎阅读!小学生英语笑话故事篇一Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。

如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。

小学生英语笑话故事篇二Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。

Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that.Here's a nickel.姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。

给你五分钱。

Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarterI've made this month.弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。

小学生英语笑话故事篇三fat man and a skinny man were arguing about whowas the more polite. 一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。

The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. 瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。