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趣味英语
1. 利⽤英语的单词的词性以及单词的多种意思组成的趣味英语句⼦.培养我们对英语的更深⼀步认识与了解。

(1). Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
⿇烦没来找你，就别去⾃找⿇烦。

第⼀、四个trouble是动词，第⼆、三个trouble是名词。

(2). I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我认为那个学⽣写在⿊板上的那个“that”是错的。

第⼀个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第⼆、五个that是指⽰代词“那个”；第三个that在这⼉相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。

(3). I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。

你知道。

我知道你知道。

我知道你知道我知道。

(4). We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.
我们必须团结在⼀起，否则我们将被⼀个个绞死。

这是⼀句双关语。

前⾯的hang together是“团结⼀致”的意思，后⾯的hanged是“绞死”的意思。

(5). The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕⾊狐狸跳过了⼀只懒惰的狗。

这个句⼦包含了英语中的26个字母。

(6). Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？
这是⼀句回⽂句，顺着读和倒着读是⼀样的。

(7). 2B or not 2B, that is a ？
这是⼀种⽂字简化游戏。

它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question.
⽣存还是毁灭，那是⼀个问题。

2. ⼀些英⽂单词编成的⼩诗，构成了有趣的内容.我们可以试着模仿造类似的⼩诗培养⾃⼰对英语的兴趣与学习英语的信⼼。

(1)：既然如此lazy（懒惰）,
每天何必study（学习）,
娶个漂亮lady（⼩姐）,
⽣个胖胖baby（宝宝）.
(2)：兜⾥装满money（⾦钱）,
⼼情总是happy（开⼼）,
每天都很sunny（阳光）,
变得更加beauty（美丽）,
快乐像个baby（宝宝）,
⼀⽣⼀世lucky（幸运）.
(3)：怪猫的故事
有座flat (公寓)
住个cat (猫)
专吃bat (蝙蝠,球拍)
它很fat (胖的)
还戴hat (帽⼦)
养个rat (⽼⿏)
天天pat (轻拍)
和它chat (聊天)
真是that (那个)
不拘format (形式,格式)
3. 通过简单易懂的单词组成有趣的歇后语或词组. 我们可以⾃⼰试着⽤⼀些单词⾃⼰拼凑出有趣的词组找到对英语的兴趣。

hit stride 脚步⾛顺了
hit the books 撞书（⽤功）
hit the hay 倒在稻草上（睡觉、就寝）
hit the jackpot 中了头彩
hit the road 上路
hold your horses 勒住你的马（慢来）
hang somebody out to dry 把……晾起来了（把……坑苦了）
in the dark 在⿊暗中（茫然，什么也不知道）
in the lime light 站在聚光灯圈⾥（出风头）
it's Greek to me 希腊⽂（天书）
joined at the hip 连体婴（死党，从不分开的两个⼈）
just what the doctor ordered 正是⼤夫说的（对症下药）
keep an ear to the ground ⼀⽿贴地（注意新动向）
kick the bucket 踢⽔桶（翘辫⼦）
kill two birds with one stone⼀箭双雕，⼀举两得
kiss up to 讨好
kitty corner ⼩猫的⾓落（斜对⾓）
landslide ⼭崩（压倒性的胜利）
last straw 最后⼀根稻草
left hanging 被晾起来了（被挂起来，悬⽽不决）
let the cat out of the bag 放出袋中猫（泄密，说漏嘴）
light a fire under your butt 在屁股下点⼀把⽕（促其⾏动）
light at the end of the tunnel 隧道末端的光（⼀线希望）
like hot cakes 象刚出炉的蛋糕（很受欢迎的东西，抢⼿货）
like pulling hen's teeth 跟拔母鸡的⽛⼀样（艰苦不堪）
like shooting fish in a barrel 桶⾥射鱼（瓮中捉鳖）
like stealing candy from a baby 娃娃⼿⾥骗糖（易事）
ling winded 长⾆，碎嘴
loose cannon 松动的⼤炮（⼀触即发的脾⽓）
lose one's marbles 疯了，神智不清
low blow 不正当的攻击，下流⼿段
Monday morning quarterback 星期⼀早晨的四分卫（马后炮）
monkey on one's back 背上的猴⼦（难以摆脱的负担）
more than you can shake a finger at 屈指难数
music to my ears 爱听的话
my old man 我的⽼头（我⽗亲）
nail in the coffin 棺材钉⼦（致使的⼀击，决定成败的最重要因素）
neck and neck 马脖⼦靠着马脖⼦（齐头并进，不分轩轾）
no sweat不出汗（没什么⼤不了）
not dealing with a full deck 脑⼦⾥少⼏张牌（头脑不正常）
off the deep end 暴跳如雷
4. 四个和表⾯意思不同的趣味动物⽤语，更进⼀步了解英语的⼀些特⾊，加深我们对英语的认识。

(1).Goose bumps
每当我们觉得⾝上发冷或者发⿇的时候，⽪肤上就会起⼀层鸡⽪疙瘩。

英语⾥鸡⽪疙瘩叫：goose bumps。

Goose就是
鹅，bumps就是疙瘩。

⾄于为什么中国⼈说鸡⽪疙瘩，⽽美国⼈却说鹅⽪疙瘩就不得⽽知了。

例句：I know that most snakes are harmless, but I can't help it--every time I see a snake, even in a zoo, I get goose bumps all over！我知道⼤多数的蛇是不咬⼈的，但是每当我看到蛇，我全⾝就会起鸡⽪疙瘩，哪怕是在动物园⾥看到蛇也是如此，真是没办法。

(2).sitting duck
Duck就是鸭⼦。

我们不容易打到⼀只正在飞的鸭⼦，不过⼀只浮在⽔⾯上的鸭⼦却是⼀个很容易击中的⽬标。

Sitting duck从字⾯上解释就是：⼀只坐着的鸭⼦。

当然，sitting duck 是⼀个俗语，它的意思是：很容易上当受害的⼈。

例句：It was early on a Sunday morning and the Americans had no warning. So the battleships and destroyers were sitting ducks when the Japanese bombers swept in from the sea.那是⼀个星期天的清晨，美国⼈根本没有得到警告。

所以当⽇本轰炸机从海上飞来的时候，那些战舰和驱逐舰只能束⼿待毙。

(3).chicken feed
鸡是⼀种很⼩的家禽，它的胃当然也很⼩，吃不了太多东西。

Feed 在这⼉的意思就是喂鸡的饲料。

Chicken feed 作为俗语，它的意思就是：很⼩数量的钱，少得像喂鸡的饲料⼀样。

例句：My grandfather says that 50 years ago a salary of $5,000 a year meant you could live very comfortably. But these days $5,000 is just chicken feed;
you'd have a tough time just surviving on it.我祖⽗说，五⼗年前，⼀年五千美元的⼯资意味着你可以⽣活的⾮常舒服。

可是，现在五千美元年薪真是微不⾜道，难以维持⽣活。

(4).turkey farm
Turkey是⽕鸡，farm就是农场。

但是，turkey farm合在⼀起作为俗语却和农场毫⽆关系。

那么，什么是turkey farm呢？在每个政府机构或者私营公司⾥总会有⼀些⼯作能⼒低或者是不愿勤恳⼯作的⼈；但是，由于种种原因，领导⼜没有办法解雇这些⼈。

为了使⼯作不受影响，这些机构的领导往往把这些⼈调到⼀个地⽅，就像打⼊冷宫⼀样。

实际上也就是把他们养在那⾥，⽽这种地⽅就叫作turkey farm。

5.有趣的英语绕⼝令
(1). A big black bear sat on a big black bug.
(2). Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
(3). Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
(4). Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.
(5). Green glass globes glow greenly.
(6). How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
(7). I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
(8). Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
(9). Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
(10). There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
(11). Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
(12). What noise annoys an oyster most? A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
五．论⽂总结：
随着英语的漫长发展，在英语的语法⼝语中逐渐出现⼀种新型的⼝语模式，便是⼈们常说的“趣味英语”。

在⼈⼝迁移的过程中，各种以英语为母语的国家及地⽅也逐渐融⼊了“趣味英语”，使得⼈们在学习英语的过程中体验到更多学习英语的乐趣与奥秘。

研究此课题的⽬的，就是希望通过对“趣味英语”的了解，得到⼀个能够提⾼学习英语兴趣的⽅式。

这样既能达到开展研究性学习活动的⽬标，也能让更多的⼈了解“趣味英语”，让“趣味英语”得到更多⼈的关注与认知，更能增强我们⾃⾝的社会实践能⼒。

通过这次的“趣味英语”社会实践，使得我们在课堂英语学习的基础上，进⼀步明确英语学习的⽬的，发展⾃主学习和合作学习的能⼒，形成有效的英语学习策略，并且丰富英语学习的兴趣。

发现英语在我们⾝边⽆处不在，电视上⼤街上⼴告牌上⽹络上，与我们息息相关。

只要细⼼发掘我们就们的学习兴趣出发，倡导体验、实践、参与、合作与交流的学习⽅式，为我们独⽴学习留有空间和时间，使我们有机会通过联想、推理和归纳等思维可以发现趣味英语可以给我们带来⽆限乐趣。

本次社会实践主要从我活动⽤英语分析问题和解决问题，从⽽获得经验，增强⾃信，提⾼能⼒。

以丰富英语学习趣味，培养学习热情为⽬标，在学习英语知识，发展语⾔技能和提⾼语⾔实际运⽤能⼒的同时，促进英语学科与其它学科间的相互渗透和联系，使我们的思维能⼒、想象⼒、协作和创新精神等综合素质得到提⾼。

趣味英语收集
随着英语的漫长发展，在英语语法、⼝语中，逐渐出现了⼀种新的模式，这便是⼈们所说的趣味英语。

它代表着特⾊鲜明的西⽅⽂化，同时在⼈⼝迁移过程中，与东⽅⽂明相碰撞，便增添了更多丰富的内容，有些让⼈难以捉摸，有些⼜让⼈禁不住捧腹⼤笑。

趣味句⼦
英语中有很多有趣的句⼦，它们有些是由同⼀个词的不同词性所造成，有些则是由于同⼀个词在句中所担任的成分不同⽽造成的，当然还有回⽂句，对联等有趣的形式。

下⾯是⼏个例句，让我们来详细分析⼀下：
1.Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. ⿇烦没来找你，就别去⾃找⿇烦。

第⼀、四个trouble是动词，第⼆、三个trouble是名词。

2.I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学⽣写在⿊板上的那个“that”是错误的。

第⼀个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第⼆、五个that是指⽰代词“那个”；第三个that在这⼉相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。

3.I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I
know. 我知道。

你知道。

我知道你知道。

我知道你知道我知道。

句⼦中来来回回只有那⼏个词，却构成了有着合理语义的完整句⼦
4.The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕⾊狐狸跳过
了⼀只懒惰的狗。

这个句⼦包含了英语中的26个字母。

5. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？
这是⼀句回⽂句，顺着读和倒着读是⼀样的。

6. 上联：To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。

下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。

这是⼀副对仗⼯整、妙趣横⽣的英汉对联。

下联中的第⼆、四、五个“前门”指“⼤前门”⾹烟。

7. 2B or not 2B, that is a ？
这是⼀种⽂字简化游戏。

它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (⽣存还是毁灭，那是⼀个问题。

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通过以上的例句，我们已经初步了解了趣味英语句⼦的⼀些特点，下⾯是我们收集到的其他⼀些有趣的句⼦，以此来加深对趣味英语的理解。

1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
你能够像罐头⼯⼈⼀样装罐头吗？
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着⼥巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。

3. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!
我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋!
4. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
如果⼀个好的厨师能做⼩甜饼，那么他能做多少⼩甜饼呢？⼀个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师⼀样多的⼩甜饼。

5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.
这个司机喝醉了，他把医⽣的车开进了⼀个⼤深沟⾥。

6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.
Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot，
We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.
⽆论是晴天或是阴天。

⽆论是冷或是暖，
不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜⾬露。

7. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
彼德派柏捏起⼀撮泡菜。

彼德派柏捏起的是⼀撮泡菜。

那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪⼉？
8. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
我有⼀种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法。

如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了。

9. Amid the mists and coldest frosts,
With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,
He thrusts his fists against the posts,
And still insists he sees the ghosts.
雾蒙蒙，冰霜冻，
⼿腕⼉空空，话⼉涌，
只见他猛所拳头往柱⼦上砸，
直说⾃⼰把⿁碰。

10. Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards, but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.
巴德明在台球上能够打败⽐尔，但是打⽻⽑球⽐尔常常⼤败巴德明。

11. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.
贝蒂敲打⼀⼩块黄油要做⼀块更好的奶油⾯。

12. Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.
当⾥尔登读评论时，丽塔重复⾥尔登背诵的东西。

13. Few free fruit flies fly from flames.
没有⼏只果蝇从⽕焰中飞过去。

14. Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.
五⼗五⾯旗⼦在轻轻漂浮的战舰上⾃由的飘扬。

15. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight，for a bright night light is just like a slight light.
像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点⼀盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱。

16. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.
⼀位和⽓的农民养了⼀只伶俐的野鸡，⽽且这位和⽓的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在⼀起度过了⼀段很美好的时光。

17. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，⼀个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢？
18. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.
西先⽣有⼀个锯，萨先⽣有⼀个秋千。

现在在萨先⽣看见西先⽣之前，西先⽣的锯锯断了萨先⽣的秋千。

19. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
如果你⾮常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买⼀只漂亮的，灵巧的风筝吧。

20. Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.
特德昨天给弗莱德送去了⼗只母鸡，所以弗莱德的新鲜⾯包已经准备好了。

21. A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.
⼀个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在⼀个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他民现他的渔⽹上有⼀个⼤裂⼝。

22. Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.
在结束对⼀家⼯⼚的灭⽕战⽃以后，弗兰克的⽗亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式⼟⾖。

英语歇后语
歇后语是⼈们在⽣活实践中创造的⼀种特殊语⾔形式，是⼀种短⼩、风趣、
形象的语句。

它由前后两部分组成：前⼀部分起“引⼦”作⽤，像谜语，后⼀部分起“后衬”的作⽤，像谜底，⾃然贴切。

但歇后语不仅存在于汉语，英语中同样也
有，可是英语中⼀些歇后语的字⾯意思，有时候让⼈⼗分捉摸不透，下⾯的句⼦就是很好的证明。

Bad news has wings.好事不出门，坏事传千⾥。

Barking dogs seldom bite.吠⽝不咬⼈。

Beauty lies in the love…s eyes.情⼈眼⾥出西施。

Be swift to hear, slow to speak.听宜敏捷，⾔宜缓⾏。

Better late than never.不怕慢，单怕站。

Better to ask the way than go astray.问路总⽐迷路好。

Between friends all is common.朋友之间不分彼此。

Birds of a feather flock together.物以类聚，⼈以群分。

Blood is thicker than water. ⾎浓于⽔。

Blood will have blood.⾎债⾎偿。

Books and friends should be few but good.读书如交友，应求少⽽精。

Business is business.公事公办。

Business is the salt of life.事业是⼈⽣的第⼀需要。

By reading we enrich the mind, by conversation we polish it. 读书使⼈充实，交谈使⼈精明。

Cannot see the wood for the trees.⼀叶障⽬，不见泰⼭。

Care and diligence bring luck.谨慎和勤奋才能抓住机遇。

Caution is the parent of safety.⼩⼼驶得万年船。

Cheats never prosper.骗⼈发不了财。

Children are what the mothers are.⽿濡⽬染，⾝教⾔传。

Choose an author as you choose a friend.择书如择友。

Come what may, heaven won…t fall.做你的吧，天塌不下来。

Complacency is the enemy of study.学习的敌⼈是⾃⼰的满⾜。

Confidence in yourself is the first step on the road to success. ⾃信是⾛向成功的第⼀步。

Constant dripping wears away a stone.⽔滴⽯穿，绳锯⽊断。

Content is better than riches.知⾜者常乐。

Count one…s chickens before they are hatched.蛋未孵先数雏。

Courtesy on one side only lasts not long.来⽽不往⾮礼也。

Creep before you walk.循序渐进。

Cry for the moon.海底捞⽉。

Custom is a second nature.习惯是后天养成的。

Custom makes all things easy.有个好习惯，事事皆不难。

Diamond cuts diamond.强中⾃有强中⼿。

Do as the Romans do.⼊乡随俗。

Do as you would be done by.⼰所不欲，勿施于⼈。

Doing is better than saying.与其挂在嘴上，不如落实在⾏动上。

Do it now.机不可失，时不再来。

Do nothing by halves.凡事不可半途⽽废。

Don…t claim to know what you don…t know.不要不懂装懂。

Don…t have too many irons in the fire.不要揽事过多。

Don…t make a mountain out of a molehill.不要⼩题⼤做。

Don…t put off till tomorrow what should be done today. 今⽇事，今⽇毕。

Don…t put the cart before t he horse.不要本末倒置。

Don…t trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.不要⾃找⿇烦。

Don…t try to teach your grandmother to suck eggs.不要班门弄斧。

Do well and have well.善有善报。

英语绕⼝令
绕⼝令是⼀种语⾔游戏。

学说英语绕⼝令，⽆论从练习⼝齿的伶俐性还是了解英语语⾔的特点来说，都是⼀个极好的素材。

绕⼝令是多少代⼈创作、提炼、升华⽽成的，可以说是群众集体智慧的结晶。

因此，美国⼈所说的绕⼝令，也不乏有看了或读来令⼈忍俊不禁的佳句。

例如：
1. A big black bear sat on a big black bug.
2. A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear
bleed blood.
3. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
4. A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
5. A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster
more!
6. Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
7. Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
8. Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed
blue blood.
9. Black background, brown background.
10. Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
11. Blue glue gun, green glue gun.
12. Caution: Wide Right Turns
13. Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
14. Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
15. Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month
16. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.
17. Freshly fried fresh flesh
18. Green glass globes glow greenly.
19. He threw three balls.
20. He threw three free throws.
21. Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say:
22. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
23. How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
24. How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
25. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
26. I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
27. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
28. I wish you were a fish in my dish
29. If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
30. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
31. It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!
32. Little red lorry
33. Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
34. Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
35. Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
36. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
37. Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
38. She said she should sit.
39. She sells sea shells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.
40. Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
41. Silly sheep weep and sleep.
42. Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.
43. Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
44. Six sleek swans swam swiftly Southwards
45. Stupid superstition!
46. The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
47. The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
48. The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!
49. There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the
other three thieves go through.
50. There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane
witch.
51. Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
52. Very well, very well, very well ...
53. What noise annoys an oyster most? A noisy noise annoys an
oyster most.
54. Willie's really weary.
趣味英语短⽂
英语短⽂阅读是考查我们英语运⽤⽔平的重要途径，与我们的完形填空、阅读理解题息息相关，我们可以从英语短⽂中学会很多新单词，也可以加深对短语和句⼦的理解，帮助记忆。

下⾯的这些英语⼩短⽂，都⼗分有趣，希望可以培养我们对英语的兴趣，从⽽帮助我们更好地学习英语。

How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my
client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先⽣，我的当事⼈被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。

他⼀周前才来到纽约，⼏乎不认路。

⽽且，他只会说⼏个英语单词。

"法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英⽂？"被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我！"
Peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts."She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."
⼀个⼈带着朋友去探望他的祖母。

当他和祖母聊天时，他的朋友开始吃咖啡桌上放的花⽣，并把花⽣都给吃光了。

他们离开时，他的朋友对祖母说:"谢谢您的花⽣。

"结果祖母说:"唉！⾃从我⽛齿掉光后，我就只能吮掉花⽣⾖外层的巧克⼒了。

"
God or grandma
Spending the night with their grandparents, two young boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers at bedtime. The younger boy began praying at the top of his lungs:"I PRAY FOR A BIKE... I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD..."His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
两个男孩与祖⽗母⼀起过夜，他们跪在床边做睡前祷告。

弟弟声嘶⼒竭地祈祷: "我祈求⼀辆⾃⾏车，⼀张新DVD……"哥哥⽤肘轻推他: "你为什么⼤喊着祈祷？上帝⼜不聋。

"弟弟答道:"上帝是不聋，但是奶奶聋。

"
Pull over
A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said,"Pull over!""No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"
巡警发现⼀名妇⼥边开车边织⽑⾐，便开车上前，说："靠边停车(套头衫)！""不，" 她回答，"是⼀双袜⼦！"
论⽂总结
通过这次研究性学习，我们对“趣味英语”有了更深的了解，也得到⼀个提⾼英语学习兴趣的好⽅法。

它能让更多同学了解趣味英语，同时也增强了我们⾃⾝的语⾔运⽤能⼒。

这次研究性学习使得我们在应试英语的基础上，进⼀步明确学习英语的⽬标，提⾼⾃主学习和合作学习的能⼒，形成了有效的英语学习⽅法，并且培养了英语学习的兴趣。

其实英语⽆处不在，与我们的⽣活息息相关，只要我们有⼀颗善于发现的⼼，就⼀定会爱上这门课程。

同时，这种从学习兴趣出发，倡导体验、实践、参与、合作与交流的学习⽅式，可以让我们更好地独⽴学习，能有机会通过联想、推理、归纳等⽅法发现学习中的⽆限乐趣。

总之，在今后的学习⽣活中，我们应该更加重视英语，努⼒地去学好它，争取做⼀名全⾯发展的⼈才。