超搞笑英语小品(多人)
英语三人短剧--搞笑
顾客: 小心, 你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员: 别担心, 先生, 不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)
《新梁祝外传》L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才旁：英母英父(1)《take me to your heart》旁白：at airport zhuyingtai is going to study English in American,liangshanbo see her off.（机场送别）梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！Z祝: I lov e you, too! Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. W ait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo抱走，走出几步回头再抱祝：this time I really should be going.依依不舍旁：when zhuyingtai study in American,their parents are planing to take her to marriage Mawencai But now liangshanbo don't know anything……..英母：darling darling。
（拉住英父）英父：怒气转身No matter you Say what is useless. The child's wedding could not be so hasty.英母：but dearling ,Mrs Ma was so cool and was born noble family, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And…….. 被B打断英父：I told you many times, Now is a new era of reform and opening-up.we could not decide the yingtai”s wedding.英母：darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death .But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known that he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not when I stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to yingtai.马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起马：I love yingtai so much. It's doesn't matter if you see me or not, I'm standing right there with no emotion. It's doesn't matter if you love me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change. Let me embrace you or let me live in your heart to eternity, silence love ,calmness joy.英母：oh。
多人搞笑英文话剧 Wu song fought the tiger武松打虎(精品)
武松打虎剧本Wu song fought the tiger旁白一：Water Margin is a well-known Chinese novel. It’s famous for the 108 chivalrous robbers in Song Dynasty. Wu song is one of the most popular among them. Now please enjoy the short play Wu Song fought the tiger.（播放搞笑英文版好汉歌，武松大摇大摆拿棍子挥舞进场。
）第一幕：喝酒武松：Hello! I am Wu Song. The most handsome, famous and clever man in Liang Shan. I am going home to kill my sister in law Pan jinlian! She poisoned my brother. I told my brother Pan jinlian was dangerous. But My brother still married her. (叹气，唉….跟音乐一起唱且跳舞)Dangerous, dangerous! The girl is dangerous.(舞蹈dangerous…)武松(见到酒店一家)：A restaurant! Good. I am hungry. (进屋坐下)Waiter! Wine! Wine! The best wine!小二1：Hi, sir. Sit down please. Would you like XO, Er Guo Tou, Mao Tai, or Qing Dao beer?武松：（晕晕乎乎地）How much is the XO?小二1：1880 yuan . ( 展示大瓶酒，醒目的标价)武松：Open…Open…..(喷嚏)（小二将酒瓶起开）武松：（面怒，片刻无语）Open the window please！Not the wine. I want some er guo tou!It’s strong enough.小二1：You….You…..(敢怒不敢言, 转身倒碗二锅头)，Ok. Here you are.武松：Anything to eat?小二1：Would you like sandwiches, hamburgers, bread, or pizza?武松：Ten pizzas, please.小二1: Here you are!武松：(喝一口酒）Good wine, very good wine!（小二上了两碗酒，武松喝了，却是不再倒了）武松：Waiter! I want more wine.小二2：Sir, More pizzas OK, more wine no way! 客官，要比萨饼就给您，这酒就不添了。
5人搞笑英语话剧剧本(英语学习).doc
5人搞笑英语话剧剧本（英语学习）5人搞笑英语话剧剧本Today’s Yang bailao and Huang Shiren ———编剧：方彦龙Character:：杨白劳Y, 喜儿X，王大春（喜儿男朋友）D，王大婶（王大春的母亲）W, 穆仁智（黄的管家）M，黄世仁HPart 1:In 杨白劳’home旁白：(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---New Year’s Eve,Xi’er is talking with her boyfriend on the phone, suddenly ,doorbell sounded.（叮咚！叮咚……）喜: Oh! ok! Someone is knock at the door! So I have to hung up!Bye!（开门）杨: 喜儿! 喜儿! What’s this喜: Oh! computer!(高兴地看笔记本)That’s a Laptop!杨: Ha ha! Today I’m able to buy a computer! Next year, I will plan to buy a car!喜: Really Buys a carGreat!杨: Ok, now we will go out ,are you ready喜: Ha ha,I’m ready ok and waiting for you to come back!（门铃再次响起）Oh,I think there must be Aunt Wang and Dacun coming.(开门,)王婶, 大春, 杨, 喜(四人齐声贺道)Happy New Year!hah(喜儿和大春去一边嘻嘻哈哈，窃窃私语不知所言)王婶:（走到杨白劳跟前）Mr Yang,I heard Dachun said, going to jump the disco dancing after dinner.Right杨:Right,What do you think王婶:I’m gald to,oh,are you prepared to go out杨: Sure!.王婶: Ok,go(问杨白劳)杨: Let’s go,(朝喜儿他俩那边喊)Xi’er,Dachun,go!(四人出门下)Part 2: In Huang Shiren’home黄: (黄世仁上台，气势汹汹地说)Hello,everyone!Do you know Huang ShirenTt’s me! Ha ha……But today is not yestady!You see Mu Renzhi coming!穆:（穆仁智走上来）Mr Huang , give me a litte,ok黄: Not! I wouldn’t give you,because I haven’t money!(不耐烦的样子)穆: New Year coming,My wages, a year--（哀求着）黄: Really does not have!穆:（拉着黄的手说）You are so kind in my eyes,can you give me litte money,ok黄: No way,what’s moreYang Bailao has not return the money to me, what can I do for you(无奈的样子)穆: You might ask for him!黄:Asking himI think he couldn’t give me!穆:Why He has contracted the farm, and made many money!黄:I know! But,he——穆:(打断黄的话)Tries!Ok黄: (想了想)Ok! You go together with me!穆: Let’s go! (两人出门下)Part 3: In enlightens the hall旁白: Yang Bailao, Xi’er, Dachun and Aunt Wang finished eating dinner and tojump the disco dancing.(迪斯科音乐起，四人在舞台上狂欢着)（一会儿，杨的电话响了,他走到前台接电话）杨:This is Yang Bailao, please speaking! ... oh... oh!--王婶:（王大婶看见，向杨走过来）Who’s that杨:Huang Shiren, he said he coming here immediately.喜：(停止跳舞，朝这边问)Huang Shiren Is all right（杨白老点头示对）大春: Nothing! We would take them away if they appeared!杨, 喜, D, W: Ha ha (四人继续跳舞)（黄世仁和穆仁智一前一后的东张西望地从下面走上台前）黄: Oh! Everyone，Happy New Year!（大家看了看，没人理睬）杨:（杨朝黄走了过去）The same to you!(音乐停，其他人也走了过来)黄: (和杨握手)Recently alright杨: Fina, but if you ask the money that’s wrong!（自己先坐下，示意让黄世仁坐，这时大春用脚把凳子往后一勾了下，黄坐到地上了，尴尬的看看大家）大春:Oh, I resemble see to have the dirty thing, but not,sits down!黄: (朝杨白老问)Who is this（穆仁智扶黄起来）杨:He is Wang Dachun,Xi’er’s boyfriend.黄:(打量大春说)Are you Xi’er’s boyfriend大春:Yes! (喊道)Is not my that is you黄:No,no!you!(胆怯的坐下)杨:What’s the mater黄:I’m sorry, but, today is the last of the year!en—Debt is--- 杨:(打断黄的话) Does not have!黄: I know you are good man, give a litte,ok(乞求的样子) 杨: No matter what you said to,nothing!黄（抱住杨白老的腿哀求到）Mr Yang ,a litte,just a litte…… 杨: No money,only a life have!黄: just a litte……杨:(很无情地说) No money,only a life have!黄: （无助地向四处环顾）En----大春: (不耐烦地说)You have not heard Does not have!黄:（朝喜儿望去）Miss, you help us!help us !ok(哀求着)王婶:（和喜儿站一块的王大婶说）What you want to do大春:Boils!Go out!（语气非常强烈）( 杨白劳推开黄,喜儿，王大春，王大婶赶黄世仁和穆仁智走)穆:（拉着杨白老的手求到）Do not expel me go, I want to leave,from now, I do for you ,I cound drive---杨: (排了排穆仁智)Ha ha, nice!ok! (穆仁智和所有的人都赶黄世仁出门)黄:（冲穆仁智喊道)Mu Renzhi! Mu Renzhi!Do you know you is my housekeep穆:No!Go out!(全部下)5人搞笑英语话剧剧本。
四人英文小品
还记得107自导自演の表演？回味一下吧！Number ONE（开“警察的玩笑”show）A：大燕B：大杨C：大秀D：大雪Let's begin：D：This is CCTV-1. I'm Jenny.Today I will invite a clever policeman to our program. Her name is Joyce. Let's welcome her .A：Nice to meet you.D：Nice to meet you. I heard some good news for you. What is it?A：I have settled one big case. This is my good-friend.(Show 一下自己的枪)D：Oh, I am proud of you.(此刻B&C正在看节目)B：You see her? So conceit!C：Yes, I think so.B：Let's play a joke on her.OK?C：That's exciting.(A回到自己的房子)A：So tired today. I have to take a bath and go to sleep.(B&C破门而入)B：Looting?A：Oh my god!C:Shut up and lift up your hands.B：Where's your money and credit card?A：I won't tell you.C:(一巴掌打过去)Tell us , or...(把枪指着他的头)A：OK. Over there.B:(走过去)So much money! Come here...C：OK.(A一下子夺过枪，然后指着C)B走了过去，被A 揭开面纱B：OH my god!A：Just a girl ! Please put down my money and go to the police station.C：Sir, please forgive us . We just play a joke on you.A：Play a joke?C：Yes, yes. It's a toy gun.B：Yes, You look there.(A一看)GO!Quick！（然后跟C迅速逃离）A：Shit! Don't let me find you, or you will die.(D的生日会上)D：Today is my birthday. My good friends will put on a show .Let's look forward to it.A：Happy birthday!D：Thank you. Later, I will introduce my two best friends to you.A：OK.(B&C上台表演)B：Ladies and gentlemen. I'm Bekey. Today is my best friend Jenny's birthday. Happy birthday to her.(此刻C看到A)C：Oh, my god!(一下子遮住自己的脸)B：What's the matter?C：I see the man whom we played a joke on .A也认出了她们，走上去一把抓住她们D：(走过去)Let me introduce. This is Joyce. This is Annie and Bekey.B&C：（同时伸出手）Nice to meet you !A：It's you two. Do you remember me?D：Have you known each other?A：No, but we have met in a special occasion.D：Special occasion? When?A：Just two robbers wanted to rob me!D：It can't be true . You are a policewoman. Who dare to rob you?B&C：Really? Are you a really policewoman?My godness.D：Are you the robbers? I can't believe you.A：Bingo! It's your two best friends.D：I feel very disappointed with you .B：Help us !We just played a joke!C：Yes, yes. Just a joke.A：Anyway, please go to the police station with me.B&C：No...no....no...D：My dear friends, can you guarantee that you won't do that?B：Yes, we know we have done wrong. Please give us a chance.C：I don't want to be sent into the prison.A：You should know that before you do something ,please think of the result. B：I will remember it.C：Whatever I want to do, I will think deeply.D：Good. And we also examine ourselves , in order not to be sorry for our lives. Now let's enjoying my birthday...。
四人英语小品剧本
小红帽Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good. Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum：Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you．Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
英语六人小品三顾茅庐
管家：谁啊 Who’s that? 张飞：查电表的 I come here to charge the bill of electricity
刘备：我们又来了，麻烦小弟通报一下 We are here again,bother to notice your boss. （屋子里传来悲伤的气息，张飞和关羽 抹眼泪） 张飞：怎么突然一阵感伤涌上心头 I just feel some feeling of sorrow in my heart.. 关羽：请问卧龙先生在家吗，我们想见 一下 Is Mr Zhu Ge home? We want to have a talk with him ,please.
What do you three take to come here?
张飞：骑马来的啊
Riding a horse ,of course.
管家：…… （管家关门） 刘备：oh, he said the money！！
The three brothers come to the stage, with gifts in Zhangfei and Guanyu’s hand
诸葛亮：（小七）
管家：饰
张飞：饰
关羽：饰
刘备：饰 旁白：
Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. Zhu Ge liang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers —— Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom.
四人英语小短剧简单幽默
四人英语小短剧简单幽默Sure, I"d be happy to help you with a four-person English short剧 that is both simple and幽默! Here"s a challenge:Title: The Lost KeyCharacters:-John, a friendly and粗心大意 young man-Mia, a curious and brave girl-Charlie, a intelligent and thoughtful boy-Dave, a jolly and joyful的男孩Scene: A small cozy room with a bed, a table, a chair, and a TV. The room is filled with various books, images, and objects that make up the scenery.Act 1:At first, John and Mia don"t understand each other"s languages. However, they quickly learn to communicate through body language and facial expressions. John suggests they should find the key to their room while Mia suggests they should look for a hidden treasure.Act 2:As they search the room, they discover a hidden button that leads to a hidden floor. As they push the button, a voice tells them that the key to their room is in the room. However, beforethey can step forward to take the key, a group of people come in and try to抢 the key.Act 3:Mia and John fight off the group of people and manage to take the key. As they open the door, they see a stunning view of the city. However, just as they"re about to leave, a man出现在他们的面前, offering to buy the key from them.Act 4:The group of people who tried to抢走 the key quickly realize they were wrong and apologizes to Mia and John. They explain that they are just a group of friends who wanted to help each other out. John, Mia, Charlie, and Dave decide to stay together and continue their adventure. As they explore the city, they have many new and interesting experiences and make many new friends.I hope this short剧 idea works for you! Let me know if you have any other questions or if you need any help with the script.。
英语搞笑话剧剧本四人
英语搞笑话剧剧本四人 LELE was finally revised on the morning of December 16, 2020甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar> Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I willselect three actresses who can get the chance to perform inthis film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you canand hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy aboutit ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh,calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's aquestion!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to seeyou,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?丁:My name Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah! 甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent , I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What Nobody comes hereexcept they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm lookforward to your you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
王颖乐:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>? Yeah, I'm the director--applaud , 自己拼命拍掌然后一边说谢谢谢谢。
thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and three actors who will get the chance .OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.张敬宝:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,director, the most beautiful charming,girl is coming , every body knows me, right? open your eyes as big as you can,自己做深呼吸状 there will be a unique dance show for you, 嘿嘿嘿奸笑。
（打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?王颖乐:(作目瞪口呆状)张敬宝:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?王颖乐:eh...my god, have you use some drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.张敬宝:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)王竞羲:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.王颖乐:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.王竞羲:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards ,and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (张敬宝，赵文鑫同学鼓掌,张敬宝抱头痛哭),抚摸张敬宝头说oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....王颖乐:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin王竞羲:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go on(王颖乐stop stop,王竞羲不理,继续作深情状)and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.王颖乐:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,next one, next one.急切叫下一个上场赵文鑫:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起他的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear prince.王颖乐(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?赵文鑫:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Lady GaGa ?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Obama?(摇头),and Marilyn Monroe 玛丽莲梦露 ?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.王颖乐(指门,气愤状),you you you.....赵文鑫:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you don’t need to learn about them, but you must know me, i will become the greatest poet---oprah!王颖乐:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent. 赵文鑫:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to her “I love you”!王颖乐(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door, 赵文鑫(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.王颖乐:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, day,why it is suchdifficult to find an excellent actor.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来，张敬宝妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?王竞羲镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?赵文鑫深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?王颖乐:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderfulperformance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What?Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!张敬宝(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)王颖乐:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!王颖乐伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。
英语小品6人搞笑简短
英语小品6人搞笑简短Scene: A living room. Six people are sitting around, talking.Person 1: So, I was thinking, we should do something fun this weekend.Person 2: Like what?Person 3: I know! We can go to the movies.Person 4: That's a great idea. What movie do you want to see?Person 5: I don't know. I'm not really in the mood for anything too serious.Person 6: Me neither. Let's see if there's anything funny playing.Person 1: Okay, I'll check the listings.(Person 1 gets up and goes to the computer.)。
Person 2: So, what do you think we should do after the movie?Person 3: We could go out to dinner.Person 4: That sounds good to me.Person 5: Me too.Person 6: Where should we go?Person 1: (Comes back from the computer.) There's a new comedy playing at the theater down the street. It looks pretty good.Person 2: That sounds like fun.Person 3: I'm in.Person 4: Me too.Person 5: Let's do it.Person 6: Great. I'll buy the tickets.(Everyone gets up and starts to leave.)。
8分钟英语小品剧本（共五则范文）
8分钟英语小品剧本（共五则范文）第一篇：8分钟英语小品剧本Keep Away From The Net Bar场景：1、中午，一间网吧内乌烟瘴气，几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。
2、教室里摆着一张讲台，几张桌椅，一块活动黑板。
快放学了，老师正在讲评考卷，同学们在订正。
3.老师带领学生回网吧要书包4.教室里，老师公布新一次的成绩。
对T om 的进步作出表扬并倡导大家远离网吧。
剧中人物：T om，boss，Ms.Wu，student A B C…道具：几张桌椅，几台“电脑”，一张讲台，一块活动黑板，下课铃声，试卷Reporter：Scene1:This is a net bar.This room is full of smog and the noise of playing computer games.Now,it’s 12 o’clock.There’s still a lot of people sitting in front of the computers.Look,Tom is one of them.He is playing computer games carefully.Tom：（手指在键盘上跳跃，两眼注视着屏幕。
兴奋地说）Oh,yeah!I win!I'm the winner!Boss：（翘着脚坐在一旁。
）Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop.Tom：（边咳嗽，边揉揉眼睛，作疲劳状，顾不上回答。
）Wait a moment,boss,wait a moment.Let me play for a while.I'll win this game.Boss：Oh no.Unless you pay me more money.Tom：OK.OK.Please wait a minute,I'll pay you the money.（继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。
英语搞笑短剧剧本(6角色)_0
英语搞笑短剧剧本(6角色)篇一：6人英语小品短话剧剧本6人英语小品短话剧剧本A(衣衫褴褛）b（衣着光鲜）c小花D小草e椅子F新闻记者b坐在e上吃东西，A一乞丐上前A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
b：（厌恶）让开，让开。
（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到e上头了）A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的b）b：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）c：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）A：可??先生??您听我说??（仍拉着b衣服的后摆）b：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）c：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？e：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~D：是啊是啊与此同时A与b还在纠缠，这时e终于隐忍不住爆发了。
e：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与b同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子e，吓昏过去了。
这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。
于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
b：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲??F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。
是吗，椅子？e：是啊，是啊（e傻傻地拼命点头）c：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢??为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。
下面是马可的英文翻译。
A:sir,sir,pleasegivemeapieceofbread.thankyou,sir.I'mhungrytodie.b:getaway,getaway,dirtyman.A:sir,sir!!b:runaway,pleaserunaway.Ihavenofood,andIdon'thavemoney,either.c:hey,xiaoD,heissofoolish,isn'the?D:yes,yes.A:but....sir....pleaselistentome.....b:wa,whyareyousodisgusting!!c:hey,chair,doyoufeelthemansatonyouamomentagoisverystupid.e:ai,prettyflower,doyouknow,menarealwaysverysilly.D:yes,yes!!e:sir!youlostyourwallet!can'tyoubemoreclever?F:goodmorning,everybody.I'majonistF.TodayIsawaveryweirdthing--achair openhermouth,andtwomenarefrightenedtofaint.now,Iwillintenviewthetwo nozzyman.b:wo,mygod,wo,my,mum.F:I'msorrytotellyouthismanhasbeenmad.weneedn'ttakenoticeofhim.letmei nterviewtheotherman,hello,man,canyoutellmenwhydidn'tyoutellhimhelost hiswallet?A:I'msorry,Idon'tknowhowtospeak"钱包"inenglish......F:dearaudience,throughthisthingwecanlearnthathowimprotantitistomaster yaforeignlanguage,andhowlagrethemoneyaffectus.isthatallright,chair? e:yes,yes.（本文来自天空剧本网）c:ai,menissosilly.D:don'tbelieveus,itisjustafairlytale.篇二：很好的6人英语短剧剧本很好的6人英语短剧剧本。
五人英语小品剧本经典英语小品剧本参考
五人英语小品剧本经典英语小品剧本参考BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!DAISY: No more whiskey. You’ve drunk too much. Now go to bed to have a rest.BOSSY: Just wine is enough。
OK! If you don’t take it, I’ll get it myself!DAISY: No way! You mustn’t do that.BOSSY: You old witch!DAISY (cry):Help!NOISY: Shall we go to the park?LAZY: Good idea!CRAZY: That sounds really good. But you see, we are not sure if your father will let us go out, so you’d better ask him first.LAZY: Yes, you’re right. Let’s go to ask him.LAZY: Daddy?BOSSY:。
LAZY: You look so handsome today。
LAZY: 。
and very kind. And I think if you let us go to the park. You’ll be the best father in the world.BOSSY: Really? OK. Go ahead.DAISY: Stop!。
Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay here.NOISY: Well. I just want to go with them and then do my housework.DAISY: Yes, you mustn’t go anywhere until all the work is finishes.LAZY: But I want her to go with me! You see, if I go there without her, then I won’t enjoy myself!CRAZY: Why? That sounds really strange! You said you cannot leave her, why is that? She is only a maid!LAZY: Shut up! You don’t understand at all. She is, she is my GF!CRAZY: What! I。
8人英语小品《喜羊羊与灰太狼——一把“枪”》
8人英语小品《喜羊羊与灰太狼——一把“枪”》第一篇：8人英语小品《喜羊羊与灰太狼——一把“枪”》8人英语小品《喜羊羊与灰太狼——一把“枪”》道具：两把玩具枪。
人数：五名男生，三名女生（其中一名稍胖）出场人物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懒羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊Slowly Goat(Village Head)灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 红太狼Red Big Wolf 情节对话：（喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懒羊羊、慢羊羊还有暖羊羊在一起；灰太狼和红太狼在旁边隐蔽）喜：What can we play today?美：We have nothing to play.It’s dull!懒：I have a good idea.（睡意朦胧）喜、沸：What idea do you have?（好奇）懒：Let’s sleep!（自信满满）暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy!（无奈指责）灰：Ha!Dear goats,I’m coming!（灰太狼小声→大声，出现在羊面前）美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away!（惊恐了一大跳）（羊们开始逃跑，灰太狼追着美羊羊）灰：Ha-ha!I’m sure that it’s a good and delicious goat!（灰太狼紧追美羊羊）美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me!Help,help,help!（神情紧张）灰：It’s too late!My favourite goat.（十分贪婪，并抓住了美羊羊）喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to do.But I’ll save you!（灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后，又开始抓其它羊）懒：Don’t touch me!Help me!（也神情紧张）灰：Ha!Little fat goat.I’m hungry now.My wife is waiting forme.Haha!（灰太狼又抓住了懒羊羊,于是逮着懒羊羊，美羊羊走向狼堡，最后进入了狼堡）-------------------地点转换（在狼堡）----------------------------红：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good!Oh,two goats!（激动）灰:Wife.I’m going to cook them soon!Today we’ll have a super dinner，I’m looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和红太狼准备煮羊）-----------------------地点转换（在青青草原）----------------------慢：What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick!（着急）沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way!喜：There’s only one key.Let’s go to wolf’s houseand save them!暖：What?I am very worried about that!It’s too dangerous!（表现出害怕的样子）慢：This is only one key.I’m wating for you.You must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat.And this is a special gun.Big-big-wolf won’t move for an hour.Give you,Pleasant goat.（慢羊羊拿出一把枪,深沉地给了喜羊羊）喜：That’s great!Let’s go.Warm goat and Force goat!（握住拳头）暖,沸：Ok,let’s go to wolf’s house!（气势磅礴）（喜羊羊它们向狼堡走去；灰太狼与红太狼正得意洋洋）-----------------------地点转换（在狼堡）---------------------------红：Two Little goats.You will finish!I’ll eat you!（贪婪野蛮）美：Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me!Yes?Lazy goat?What are you doing?（无助）懒：Let me sleep.（乐观派）美：Ah!Don’t sleep!I am very afraid!If you don’t sleep,I will give you candy!懒：Really?I love candy!（懒羊羊突然醒了，美羊羊点点头）（喜羊羊，沸羊羊，暖羊羊到达，并使劲敲门）灰：Who?Oh, wife.Maybe are the other goats!Let me catch them.（喜羊羊拿住枪，准备瞄准；灰太狼打开门）灰：Oh,it’s pleasant goat！I’ll get you for my dinner!喜：Big-big-wolf.Goodbye!（Bang!）（开枪）（灰太狼突然动不了了）暖：Wa!Pleasant goat,you are very great!（赞美）灰：Pleasant-goat!What do you do? Why can’t I move?!（喜羊羊笑了笑，把枪给了沸羊羊）喜：Force goat,give you gun.Let me save them.沸：Ok!....Red big wolf！you will finish!（喜羊羊救了美羊羊，懒羊羊,沸羊羊把枪对准红太狼）红：What are you going to do?little fat goats?（害怕）沸：Goodbye,Red big wolf!(bang！！!)（沸羊羊向红太狼开枪；红太狼动不了了）美，懒：Thank you,Pleasant-goat!（感激不尽）暖：Lazy goat, pretty goat,Run away quickly!(美羊羊，懒羊羊逃了出来)红：Big-big-wolf,I hate you!Ah!（红太狼挣扎）美：Mr.Big-big-wolf and Red big wolf,goodbye!（亲切）懒：Pretty-goat,where’s my candy?（天真好奇）美：Oh!Lovely lazy goat,I have no candy.Sorry?Don’t blame me!（违约）懒：What?My candy!My God!...Ai,Let me sleep.（无奈的）暖：Don’t sleep!Lazy goat!We will go to o ur house!（命令）（懒羊羊随即被叫醒，并打了个哈欠，之后羊群到达羊村）慢:Pleasant goat,you’re very good!Give me special gun.（迎接）沸：Here you are.Village Head.慢：Ah,that’s not ture the special gun.This is ture!（激动地拿出真枪）暖：Ah?If this……（疑惑无比）慢：If this is a false gun,Big big wolf can’t move for ten days!（大声）懒：Ha ha.Ng……And do we win?喜，沸，暖，美：Yes!Wewin!（羊们笑着说）-----------------------地点转换（在狼堡）---------------------------红：Big-big-wolf,Where are our goats?Where?you, you,I hate you!Ah!You are foolish!（动不了了）灰：Wu……Awful pleasant-goat,I must eat you the first!And I’m sure come back soon（哭着说）第二篇：英语小品剧本喜羊羊与灰太狼英语小品剧本喜羊羊与灰太狼片名：一把“枪”剧情：喜羊羊一伙儿在一起玩，灰太狼突然袭击，进行抓捕，把美羊羊、懒羊羊抓走了。
搞笑小学英语小品剧本.doc
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
树站回后台]兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。
两个人走啊走。
兔子突然回头。
农夫假装看手表。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装看天气。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装打手机。
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Role Play —— Treasure
Tom Mom Father Friend
Scene 1
Narrator: Tom is a senior 3 student. But different from other students, he is an art student. That means only by working very hard in painting, can he have the chance to enter a good colledge . It was already 1 o’clock at night. But Tom is still painting. （头上绑一条白布，写着“FIGHTING!”）
Mom: (with some banana, milk and walnut, come in) Oh, my dear son, let’s have a break and eat something ~ (take up the walnut) Walnut can make you become smarter ,（take up the banana ）, banana can make you have a good moo d , and the milk……
Tom: (impatiently) Enough is enough! you are so noisy, mom. Could n’t you be quiet?......
Father: What’s going on out there?! (come to mother )How many times I have told you , don’t border him . Our son is gifted in painting. He is going to be a painter~! ……(notice what Tom has painted) Oh, shit!
Tom: How do you know it ’s shit, Dad?!(excitedly)
Father: What are you painting?! How many times I have told you, to be concentrated, concentrated!!……（被Tom 打断）
Tom: (unhappy)I know ,I know, ……. leave me alone ,OK?!
(When father and mother have gone ,Tom 抓头发。
退场)
Scene 2
Narrator: A year later, Tom entered an art university. Haven ’t seen his family for so long, Tom ’s homesick becomes more and more serious.
Tom: (with photo in his hand , very sad ) Mom!Dad! I miss you !~ …….
Friend 1 : Hey~ guy, what’s wrong with you ? （notice the photo ）homesick ? (Tom , in an absent ,pay no attention to his friend)
Friend 2 :Come on, Man~ That’s not like you~! What about playing DOTA ~! You are Friend 2 Girlfriend Narrator
sure to be happy again ~!
Tom: DOTA , DOTA , DO your sister! ……Get out ! None of yo ur business!
Friend 2: (angrily) What the hell are you thinking! Don’t expect us to help you next time!...（想打架）
Friend 1: ( Friend 1 trying to stop Good Friend 2) hey, hey, calm down, calm down！……
Scene 3
Narrator: Today is March 7, the girl’s day. But Tom is still playing computer games when his girlfriend want to have a date with him.
Girlfriend:（撒娇状）Honey~ You know what date is today?
Tom: The day I can upgrade my equipments…….
Girlfriend: Oh, my gosh ! Can’t you think about anything else except your computer game?!Now, I ask you , if your computer and I drown into water at the same time , which one will you save
Tom : Of course you!
Girlfriend: Oh, really!~(happily)
Tom: Because computer won’t work after drown in the water…
Girlfriend: (angrily) Do you love me on earth!!
Tom: (游戏快输了)Oh ,NO !.......(upset)
Girlfriend : (push Tom away)哼！（跺脚,气走。
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Narrator: From then on , his girlfriend and classmates stay further and further from him , Tom become more and more lonely and sad.
Tom : (此时Tom 45度仰望天空) It seems…I’ve lost something……
The host: (sum up) If we are still unaware of the importance of treasure , we will continue to lose lots of wonderful things around us~ So, let’s start to cherish everything in our life ,no matter what we encountered, for they make you a colorful life ~!
What attitudes should we hold towardz life? There is a kind of attitude that we usually ignore-----treasure. We are
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