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我真是爱死这鸡肉了
Oh, my God. I love this chicken.
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你知道吗
Oh, you know what they say,
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生活中美好的事物其实都是免费的
best things in life are free.
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你说得没错我是白吃了你很多东西
Okay, you're right. I eat your food a lot.
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不如这样
Now, how about this?
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你也可以随时去我家冰箱里拿吃的
You can raid my fridge anytime you want.
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真大方啊你
Oh, that's very kind of you.
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等到下次我想喝着腌菜汁
Next time I have a hankering to wash down a D-cell battery
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就着我的一号电池吃的时候
with a jar of old pickle juice,
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我会来找你拿的
I'll come a-knockin'.
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Raj 你好像还没回复我啊
Hey, Raj, you didn't send your RSVP in.
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我想知道你会不会带个伴来参加我的婚礼
I'm suppose to ask you if you're bringing someone to the wedding.
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我会告诉你的
I'll let you know.
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能尽快吗？
Well, can you make it soon?
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排座位表大家都快抢疯了
There's a battle royale going on over the seating charts.
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Bernadette她妈做一边其他三边我妈坐
In one corner, Bernadette's mom, in the other three, mine.
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我讨厌婚礼欢迎会
Yeah, I hate wedding receptions.
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我倒希望新郎和新娘
Yeah, I wish the bride and groom
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能学学Bilbo Baggins（指环王中的角色）
would take a cue from Bilbo Baggins.
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直接带戒指走人然后宾客也可以全部回家去
Slip on the ring, disappear, and everyone goes home.
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你以前不是挺喜欢Geyser教授的那个婚礼的吗
Mm, you liked Professor Geyser's wedding.
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因为他们有个自助圣代冰激凌吧台
They had a make-your-own-sundae bar.
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真是难忘的一夜啊
Oh, that was a night to remember.
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我光坚果口味就吃了一大碗那叫一个爽哇~
Do you know, on one trip, I just had a bowl of nuts.
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不过你要带伴来的话还是提前跟我说一声比较好Anyway, you got to let me know if you have a plus one.
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如果不说的话可能就没位了
Because if not, my mom's trying to sneak in the doctor
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我妈正想请她的减肥医生来呢
who sucked the fat out of her neck.
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好吧
All right, uh, fine.
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我会带个人来
I'm coming and I'm bringing somebody.
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00:01:14,138 --> 00:01:15,587 Koothrappali 两位
Uh, Koothrappali plus one.
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你要带谁去？
Who you bringing?
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你又要带谁去？
Who are you bringing?!
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他要带我去你带谁？
He's bringing me; who are you bringing?
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怎么这么多爱管闲事的
Wow, what a bunch of Nosey O'Donnells.
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说吧是谁
Come on, who is it?
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我不会说的
I'm not telling.
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我是亚洲人我来自神秘的东方慢慢习惯吧
I'm from Asia, I'm mysterious, deal with it.
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Howard你婚礼不弄一个自助圣代冰激凌吧台吗？
Howard aren't having a make-your-own-sundae bar?
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不太可能
I don't think so.
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你应该弄一个
Well, you should.
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有一半的婚姻都是以离婚收场的
50% of marriages end in divorce,
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但是自助圣代冰激凌吧台都是让我们开心收场的
but 100% of make-your-own-sundae bars end in happiness.
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妈妈爸爸最近好吗？
Hello, Mummy, Daddy. How are you?
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很好没啥可抱怨的
Pretty good. Can't complain.
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我看心里一堆抱怨吧
Oh, I'm sure you can.
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要不要让你好好抱怨一会?
Just give it a minute.
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听着
Listen, uh,
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我有些事要告诉你们
there's something I want to talk to you about.
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我以前一直都没准备好但是现在
I wasn't ready until now, but...
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我觉得是时候了
I think it's time.
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要发生的终究还是发生了
It's finally happening.
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你要宣布你是同志了吧
You're coming out of the closet, aren't you?
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我们爱你我们也能接受你另类的生活方式
We love you, and we accept your alternate lifestyle.
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但不要告诉别人
Just... keep it to yourself.
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我不是同性恋
No, I'm not gay.
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我只是个喜欢女人玩意的直男
If anything, I'm metrosexual.
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什么东西？
What's that?
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我意思是说我喜欢女人
It means I like women
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还喜欢她们的护肤品
as well as their skin-care products.
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你要是不是宣布你是同性恋
Well, if you're not coming out,
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干嘛要在板球半决赛的时候打过来？
why did you call us during the cricket semifinals?
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我一直努力想找个人认识已经厌烦了
I'm tired of trying to meet someone,
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现在你们是不是能帮我找一个
and I think I'd like you to help me find a...
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老婆
a wife.
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先问清楚
And just to clarify...
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要女的？
a female wife?
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是
Yes!
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包办婚姻很聪明啊
Matchmaking-- very smart move, son.
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比自由恋爱好多了
Much better than marrying for love.
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我们当初是自由恋爱的呀
We married for love.
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咱们这不很幸福嘛
And it's been wonderful!
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量子物理学总是让我很开心
Quantum physics makes me so happy.
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我也替你开心
Yeah, I'm glad.
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就好像看着宇宙光着身子一样
It's like looking at the universe naked.
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有空吗？
Hi. Guys got a minute?
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什么事？
Sure. What's up?
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我想了想那天晚上Sheldon说的那个玩笑
Well, I was thinking about Sheldon's little joke
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说我一直吃白食
the other night about me eating all your food.
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那可不算玩笑但是
Oh! That was no joke. But...
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我理解你的困惑
I understand your confusion,
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因为我可是我们一群人中常驻的幽默大师
as I am our group's resident cutup.
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不好意思
I'm sorry,
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你是我们的常驻幽默大师?
you are our resident cutup?
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没错
Yes.
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证明给我看
Oh, prove it.
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咚咚咚(敲门声)
Knock-knock.
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- 是谁? - 打扰你的物理学家
- Who's there? - Interrupting physicist.
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物理学... 是介子!!! (耳朵君,俺没听懂笑点哪) Interrupting phys... Muon!
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我那个广告剩余的一点点支票兑现了
Anyway, I got a little residual check from my commercial,
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所以我想是不是给你们
and I thought, hey, how about I get the guys
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一些小小的感谢作为回报?
a little thank you to pay them back?
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所以 Sheldon..
So, Sheldon...
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ta-da!
ta-da!
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老式盒装全新未开封的
A vintage mint-in-box
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1975年Mego产星际迷航传送机
1975 Mego Star Trek Transporter
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逼真模拟传送过程
with real transporter action.
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正点!
Hot darn!
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你从哪儿弄来的?
Where did you ge t that?
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漫画书店里的Stuart那儿
From Stuart, at the comic book store.
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你一个人去漫画书店了?
You went to the comic book store by yourself?
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嗯挺有意思的
Yeah. It was fun.
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我一走进去俩家伙哮喘就发作了
I walked in, and two different guys got asthma attacks.
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感觉还不错
Felt pretty good.
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这绝对郑重表达一下我的谢意
This calls for an expression of gratitude.
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喔我会得到一个罕见的Sheldon Cooper式拥抱吗?
Ooh, am I about to get a rare Sheldon Cooper hug?
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这次不行这样这拥抱就显得不特殊了
No, not this time. Then they wouldn't be special.
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谢啦 Penny
Thanks, Penny.
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没关系
You're welcome.
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别担心我没忘了你
Don't worry, I d idn't forget about you.
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Oh...
Oh...
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Leonard 你的礼物是...
Leonard, I got you...
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一个标签机!
a label-maker!
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Wow...
Wow...
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这很棒
No, it's great.
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- 也是盒装全新未开封的 - 对啊
- Also mint-in-box. - Mm.
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一样还有一个传送机给你!
And I got you a transporter, too!
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太好了!
Awesome!
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看呐这传送机实际上就是为
Look, it was actually designed for
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我的老式Spock先生人偶度身订做的.
my vintage Mr. Spock action figure.
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太棒了!我们拆封开始传送吧
Oh, that's great! Let's open them up and put him in there.
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- 拆封?! - 老天不行!
- Open it?! - Oh, good Lord, no!
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为啥?他们不就是玩具嘛
Why? They're just toys.
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- 这可是收藏品 - 这是全新盒装未开封的
- They're collectibles. - They're mint-in-box.
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我们就不能拆一个看看啥样?
Come on. Can't we open one up and take a look?
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不行!
No, don't!
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一旦你开了封就不值钱了
Once you open the box, it loses its value.
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好吧我老妈也说贞洁这东西,一开封就...
Yeah, yeah. My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity.
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不过得告诉你拆了封拿出来玩
Gotta tell you, it was a lot more fun
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真的有趣多了
taking it out and playing with it.
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你确定当你和这个女生约会的时候我们要在场吗?
Are you sure you want us here when you meet this woman?
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是的
Oh, yes.
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在我们的文化中第一次约会有媒人在场
In my culture, it's expected
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监督整个过程是理所应当的
to have a chaperone to oversee a first date.
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再加上我想留下个好印象别见怪
Plus, I want to make a good impression, and no offense,
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和你们坐一起我看上去像一米八五
but with you guys here, I look like I'm six-two.
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我在高中跳舞的时候修女们总是全程监督
The nuns always chaperoned the dances at my high school.
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我们跳得正被圣灵感动(正蠢蠢欲动) 就被下令停止了
They used to make us leave room between us for the Holy Spirit.
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印度教徒会做同样的事啊
Uh, Hindus do the same thing.
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唯一不同的是他们是被一头牛的圣灵之光感动哒~
Except they leave room for a cow.
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听着我是很喜欢你那迷人的种族主义式的幽默
Listen, I love your charming racist humor, but any chance
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不过有没有可能待会儿她来了你别嘲笑我的信仰呢?
you could not mock my religion while she's here?
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昨天你还因为我吃熏鲑鱼嘲笑我呢
Yesterday, you made fun of me for eating lox.
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这个不一样你们不崇拜鲑鱼.
It's different, your people don't worship lox.
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很明显你没有和我堂兄一起吃过早午餐
Clearly, you've never been to brunch with my cousins.
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包办婚姻--父母直接决定
So, arranged marriages-- the parents just decide
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然后你就结婚了?
and then you have to get married?
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不是的我有发言权的
No, no, I get a say in it.
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但我能确定的是无论来的是谁
But I'm sure whoever shows up will be better company
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都会比我曾3P过的
than the threesome I've been having
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Jemima姨姨和Butterworth太太要好
with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth.
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打扰了你是Rajesh吗?
Excuse me, are you Rajesh?
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是的
Ah, yes.
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你一定是Lakshmi
You must be Lakshmi.
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很高兴见到你
Uh, nice to meet you.
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同样也很高兴见到你
Nice to meet you, too.
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这是我的朋友
Oh! These are my friends.
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- 这是Bernadette - 你好
- This is Bernadette. - Hello.
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-这是Howard -很高兴认识你
- And this is Howard. - Nice to meet you.
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-幸会 -请坐
- You, too. - Please, have a seat.
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我看说不定咱们能同时结婚哩~
I'm thinking double wedding.
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00:18:21,248 --> 00:18:24,334 Cooper博士
Dr. Cooper.
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00:18:26,137 --> 00:18:29,272 Cooper博士?
Dr. Cooper?
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是不是有人?
Is someone there?
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下面在你桌子上
Down here. On your desk.
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Spock?
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我要跟你谈谈
I need to speak with you.
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有意思
Fascinating.
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唯一合理的解释是我在做梦
The only logical explanation is that this is a dream.
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这并非唯一合理的解释
It is not the only logical explanation.
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还可以是你被比如说椰子
For example, you could be hallucinating
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打到了脑袋后产生了幻觉
after being hit on the head by, say, a coconut.
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我被椰子打到了脑袋吗?
Was I hit on the head by a coconut?
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我对此不屑回答
I am not going to dignify that with a response.
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现在谈谈手头的事
Now to the matter at hand.
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你得玩这个输送机玩具
You need to play with the transpo rter toy.
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但这是盒装全新开封的
But it's mint-in-box.
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是的
Yes.
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打开它会毁了它的价值
And to open it would destroy its value.
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但记住你和我一样
But remember, like me,
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都有一半人类的血统
you also have a human half.
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好吧对此我不屑回答
Well, I'm not going to dignify that with a response.
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想想看
Consider this.
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玩具的使命是什么?
What is the purpose of a toy?
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被玩啊
To be played with.
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因此如果不玩它的话会…
Therefore, to not play with it would be...?
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不合理
Illogical.
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该死 Spock 你说得对
Damn it, Spock, you're right.
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我要玩它
I'll do it.
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Sheldon 等等
Sheldon, wait.
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你二呀你得先醒来才能玩呀
You have to wake up first.
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噢那是当然
Oh, of course.
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干掉犯二的那个~(phaser是高能量武器)
Set phasers to dumb, right?
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哦耶哦耶哦耶!
Goodie, goodie, goodie!
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这样做是不对的不对的
This is wrong, this is wrong.
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我很激动但这是不对的
I'm so excited, but this is wrong.
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我就要这么做了
I'm going to do it.
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我正在做了
I'm doing it.
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我做了
I did it.
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这是我梦寐以求的1975年的味道
That's what I always thought 1975 smelled like.
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准备发射 Scott工程师
One to beam down, Mr. Scott.
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一切就绪 Spock船长
Aye, aye, Mr. Spock.
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发射！
Energize.
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Energize.
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No. No.
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Don't be broken.
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Oh, please, don't be broken.
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What did you make me do?!
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Okay, okay, think.
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It's only logical.
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My goodness,
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that was delicious.
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别吃太饱了还有朱古力软心蛋糕呢
Well, I hope you saved room for chocolate lava cake.
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厉害
Impressive.
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软心蛋糕是怎么做的啊?
What goes into making something like that?
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本来是要做巧克力舒芙里
Well, you start out by trying to
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等下陷时你就慌了（舒芙里做好后会下陷，蓬松化）
make chocolate souffle, and when it falls, you panic,
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赶忙给他换个名字这不就是软心蛋糕啦
quickly change the name, and voila, lava cake.
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我猜我们的父母都迫切想知道我们进展如何了
I bet our parents are dying to know how things are going here.
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那我们来看看吧
Well, let's see.
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是的 3个未接电话
Yep, three missed calls.
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4个未接电话两条短信
Four missed calls, two text messages
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和一个连接失败的视频聊天我赢了!
and a failed video chat. I win!
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那我们要怎么跟他们说?
So, what are we going to tell them?
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我想告诉他们事情进展不错
I'd like to tell them things are going well.
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我也是
Me, too.
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但在我们让他们抱高希望之前
But before we get their hopes up,
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我们很应该确定一下我们是不是达成了共识
we should probably make sure we're on the same page.
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好啊
Okay.
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那你现在处于哪一页?
What page are you on?
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我的情况是
I'm on the one
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我父母给了我很大的压力
where I'm under a lot of pressure
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要我结婚安定下来
from my parents to get married and settle down
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组成一个家庭
and have a family,
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我决定要这么做他们就不会知道我是同性恋了
and I'm going to do it so they don't find out I'm gay.
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再说一遍?
Say again?
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我是同性恋
I'm gay.
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就像…男人上男人
Like... dude-on-dude,
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但是是和女人的?
but with women?
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我知道形式婚姻确实显得对待生活不够坦率
I know a fake marriage isn't an honest way to live,
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但是你最应该懂得咱们印度人
but you of all people should know how difficult it is
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要想堂堂正正做同志有多难
to come out in our culture.
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为什么我最应该懂得?!
Why me of all people?!
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在我们新德里有个说法--
Well, there's a rumor back in New Delhi that you're--
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该怎么说呢--
how shall we say--
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你喜欢披着纱丽（印度女士用的一种披肩）
comfortable in a sari.
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我不是同性恋!
I'm not gay!
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真的? 那这巧克力软心蛋糕
Really? The chocolate lava cake,
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浴室里的小香皂还有不好意思
the little soaps in the bathroom, and I'm sorry,
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你喷的香水比我还多
but you're wearing more perfume than I am.
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这是Khloe和Lamar设计的Unbreakable款香水
That's Unbreakable by Khloe and Lamar.
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顺便告诉你一下这是男女通用的
And for your information, it's unisex.
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接这句
Fill in the blank.
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我爱夜生活...
I love the nightlife...
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我爱扭腰肢(上句和这句是歌词)
I like to boogie.
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逮着你啦
Got you.
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和女人一起! 我喜欢和女人一起扭腰肢!
With women! I like to boogie with women!
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真遗憾
That's disappointing.
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你本来是我期待结婚的假丈夫
You were exactly the kind of phony-baloney husband
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的最佳人选
I was looking for.
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谢谢你了
Thank you.
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再强调一下我是喜欢女人滴
And once again, my baloney likes girls.
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等-等-等下
W-W-Wait!
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你不试试我的自制Chantilly酱
You don't want to put a bite of that in your mouth
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就把那吃进嘴里是会后悔的
without trying my homemade Chantilly cream.
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好吧我承认这的确是同志们的口吻
Yeah, okay, that time I heard it.
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天啊
Oh, dear.
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有两个太阳我还没防晒措施
Two suns and no sunscreen.
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又见面啦 Sheldon
Hello again, Sheldon.
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神马情况啊迷你Spock?
What is it now, Tiny Spock?
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我对你很失望
I am very disappointed in you.
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你玩坏了你的玩具还和Leonard的调包了
You broke your toy and switched it with Leonard's.
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你该为自己感到羞愧
You should be ashamed of yourself.
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是你让我玩的
You're the one who told me to play with it.
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我让你从Enterprise的指挥室上跳下去
If I told you to jump off the bridge of the Enterprise,
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你会跳吗?
would you do it?
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如果我登上了Enterprise的指挥室
Oh, if I got on the bridge of the Enterprise,
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我屎都不会离开的
I would never, ever leave.
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其实吧也没传说中那么神奇啦~
Trust me, it gets old after a while.
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你必须改正你的错误 Sheldon
You must right your wrongs, Sheldon.
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为什么我又没被逮住
Why? I got away with it.
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Leonard有他的玩具而且他不会去打开的
Leonard has his toy, and he's never going to open it,
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他就不会知道玩具已经坏了
so he won't know i t's broken.
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然后我就有个没坏的玩具
And I have a toy that isn't broken.
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皆大欢喜啊
Everybody's happy.
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我不开心
Well, I am unhappy.
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我以为你们火星那边来的是没有感情的
I thought where you come from they don't have emotions.
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我来自台湾的一家工厂
I come from a factory in Taiwan.
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现在去改正你的错误
Now, do the right thing.
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你知道你是什么吗?
You know what you are?
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你就是个淌着绿血的扫兴的家伙
Well, you're a green-blooded buzz kill.
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你现在就该biu一声离开这里
Perhaps it's time you beam on out of here.
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好吧
Fine.
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我用我的运输机
I will just use the transporter.
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噢不对
Oh, right.
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被你弄坏了
You broke it.
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好吧
Very well.
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Cooper报告Enterprise 请求发射
Cooper to Enterprise, one to beam up.
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去你的
Energize.
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迷你Spock 救我
Tiny Spock, help.
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一起吃午饭?
Ready for lunch?
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好的等一下下
Yeah, one sec.
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好嘞我妈要知道我弄坏了牙套的话
Oh, good. Ma would've killed me
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会杀了我的
if she found out I broke my retainer.
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Hey, uh...
Hey, uh...
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我能和你八卦点事吗?关于Lakshmi的
can I run something by you? It's about Lakshmi.
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没问题怎么了?
Yeah, sure. How are things going?
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我们感情遇到些困难
We hit a couple of bumps.
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