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课前三分钟英语演讲稿【5篇】
课前三分钟英语演讲稿【5篇】1.课前三分钟英语演讲稿Good morning/afternoon!First thing first, I gotta say,wow,it’s funny thing to be given a chance like that.Trurh be told,I really got a little bit nervous before I stand right here ,so called ‘stage fright’.If you look specifically on me .You may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from Pakinson’s disease,and legs wobbling ,like I caught so-called ball leg.Okay,let’s stop going around the bush and get back to my topic today.I really like to talk a funny story I have just heard.A lady called Lucy emigrated to United States several years ago.Her spoken English is not that fluent .And one day,she is just sitting on the couch with his U.S friends Mandy watching Sit-Com.A noise of bump had the attention of Mandy,which led her to go out of the house trying to figure out what had happened.Can you imagine that Mandy go straight out with merely a sweater.So Lucy shouted at her,”Lucy ,turn yourclothes on.”What suprised her most,beyond her wildest imagination, is that almost all the male in this country took their head out of the window.Admittedly,Lucy made a mistake here .The word spitted means Mandy is totally naked to the reason that male looked out of the window.The right sentence shall be,”put your clothing on.”The story inspires you to take a careful look on the vast difference between eastern and western culture.That’s full of it,thank you for your time!2.课前三分钟英语演讲稿Today smoking is a widespread habit ali over the world.Not only the old, the youth, but also middle school students have been engaged in smoking.Many of them think that smoking is a smart symbol.However, smoking is harmful to one’s ,health.It contributes a lot of lung cancer, from which many people have died in the past years.It can also cause many other diseases.In a word, if you smoke, you do have a much greater chance of losing your health.Furthermore, scientific research shows that smoking is not only harmful to smokers themselves, but also a threat to public health, especially to women and children.Therefore, many countries have made lawsforbidding smokers to smoke m public places such as cinemas, stations, hospitals, and so on Giveup smoking! If you don’t smoke, don’t start.Give upsmoking for the sake of your health, for the sake of your family, and for the sake of the whole world.3.课前三分钟英语演讲稿Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!I am glad to be here to share my opinions with all of you.My topic today is about Internet.With the development of technology, more and more people are fond of using Internet.It is particularly popular among young people.Just like the coin has two sides, internet also has its own advantages and disadvantages.First of all, the Internet has brought people great convenience in getting information, entertainment and contact with each other.As for our students, it is a useful tool when we meet problems.When we are tired, a piece of light music will help us relax.If we have free time, we can enjoy movies or interesting cartoons.What’s more, we can also watch live programs on the internet or see it later if we are not available at that time.But there is also bad influence.Some of the youngteenagers are addicted to computer games, and some even play games all night.Because of lacking in sleep, those students can not focus on in the class .As a result, they may fail in the exam.When they realize it is wrong to spend too much time playing games, it’s already too late.I have remembered such a piece of news .An excellent student flunked (考试不及格) because he could not concentrate on his study for being too indulged in computer games.He spent nearly all the money on games, which was earned by his father’s selling blood.When his father knelt down to beg him to return to school, he was too numb to show any regret.The most serious harm of computer games come from their contents, which affects teenagers ‘mental health.Many games involve violence, such as fighting and killing.When they enjoy the pleasure of success, a violent turn of mind is developed and rooted in them, which may induce future violent behaviour in their life.So when computers’entertaining function is highly spoken of ,such a problem does deserve our serious concern.In addition, long time’s working before computeralso does harm to health.The radiation from the computer can arose many uncomfortable feelings., like a headache, poor eyesight.At last, people who are fond of making friends on line should also be careful.Many convicts use Internet as a way to cheat.Although it has many disadvantages , Internet has become an indispensable part of people’s life in recent years.In my point of view, it’s wrong to blame Internet itself, it’s all depend on the way we use it.If we use it in a right way, it can be one of the best friends in our life.That ‘s all , thank you !4.课前三分钟英语演讲稿Good evening ,Ladies and Gentlemen:Thank you very much for choosing to come in such a cold night.Today my topic is about choice and process.A research shows that a man has to make 73 choices one day.With so many choices one day, people easily get so confused and afraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true part of life.In my opinion, the following part is of much more importance than the choice.There is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life, which the process makes the difference.Life is a box of chocolate,you never know what you will get.Forrest Gump made no decision by and for himself but he accomplished great success with his strong will in the process.The process is not the road itself but the attitudes and feelings ,the caution, courage and persistance we have as we encounter new experience and unexpected obstacles.Take myself as an example, I changed my major when I became a postgraduate.After the choice,days have been harsh for me.I cannot understand the new lessons at all.For they are closely related to mathmatics which I learned nothing about before.However wuth the belief that this is the great chance for me to experience new ideas and challenge myself,I persisted.I asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life.Gradually I could understand some parts and even found maths interesting.Moreover, I learned to act instead of complaining.In retrospect,the choice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the past four months becomes an unforgetable experience in my life.NO matter what the choice is, enjoy the process.In the process, your potential will be inspired and new discoveries,improvement and progress will come toyou.These are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can you see it.These make your life colorful.There is no need and I donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong for me to be here,but I congratulate to myself for I gain and enjoy this fantastic experience.So my dear friends,never worry about your choice and enjoy the process.I am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after you chose to come here.Thank you!5.课前三分钟英语演讲稿Good afternoon,ladies and gentlemen!I’m very honored to stand here and give you a short speech! To begin with ,I want to ask a question .Does everybody dream a good dream last night? Actually ,today I want to talk about dream with you.Of course, What I want to talk is not a dream you have last night,but a dream—— about life.Everyone has dreams about life, different dreams at different life stage,and we need dreams to support us.Dreams are like the stars we never reach in the sky,but like most mariners,we can chart our course by them.With the dream,we have a direction,with a direction, we were no longer confused.With the dream,there is hope,With hope, we have the strength to fight.I have a dream: To be a doctor.,because doctor may relieve the pain of patients.May let the human change the health.At the same time, I believed that, those who help others may be able to obtain joyfully.Therefore, I hoped in the near future ,I might be a doctor.But I know, life is tough,and there are always ups and downs, maybe we fail in the way to our aims,and we may feel depressed ,whenever at this time, the dream in our heart can always comfort us, encourage us ,and support us to move ahead .Young!Fortunately, I am young now.Just due to it, I know that nothing is impossible.I firmly believe that nothing can stand in my way.If I can’t realize my dream,it result from that I haven’t work harder enough and I won’t find other excuses.If no people believe you, you can make it to prove that you are right.If you think the god haven’t blessed you and there is no truth here, you can become the god and create the truth.”My breath swallows the sky and make the yellow river overflow, my sword is famous in Kyushu and it can collapse the five sacred mountains.” At some time in the past I also had am bitious words and I had some achievements.Each achievement results from my hardwork.I always believe that “If you want to have more achievements than others, you must work harder.” In some extent, the dream is the hope.If you can insist on doing something, the victory will come.Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly.Hold fast to dreams, for when dreams go, life is a barren field frozen with snow.So my dear friends, think of your old and maybe dead dreams.Whatever it is, pick it up and make it alive from today.Let’s--- move ----out!Thank you for your listening!课前三分钟英语演讲稿【5篇】。
英语演讲稿Afunnystory(一个搞笑的故事)
英语演讲稿Afunnystory(一个搞笑的故事)英语演讲稿 A funny story(一个搞笑的故事)Hello everyone! My name is Monica. I’m studying at Guangzhou Huamei International School. I like reading very much. I’ve read a lot of books until now. Today I’m going to tell you a story: It’s about a handsome boy named Larry who likes helping people.One day, he saw a plastic bag in the lobby of his block. It was full of dog food.“Whose bag is this?”Larry thought. ”Mrs Lee has d og, perhaps it’s hers”.Larry took the bag upstairs to Mrs Lee’s flat. He asked Mrs Lee if the bag was hers. She said no. So he went to Mr and Mrs Wong’s flat. He asked them about the bag. Mr and Mrs Wong said it wasn’t their’s. So asked three more familie s, but he still couldn’t find the owner of the bag.Finally he went back to the lobby, and he saw Mrs Kong and her son, Joe standing there.“That funny”Mrs Kong said to Joe. ”The bag was too heavy so I left it here and went upstairs to call you. Where is it now?”“Is this bag yours, Mrs Kong ?”said Larry .1————来源网络整理,仅供供参考“Thank you. That’s very kind of you .”said Mrs Kong.“Let’s carry it together.”Said Joe. And he found the owner of the bag in the end.Larry was tired that evening. He told his mother about the bag.“Well done! You’re very helpful, Larry. But sometimes you’re too helpful!”That’s all! Thank you for your listening.————来源网络整理,仅供供参考 2。
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It's a funny thing.说也奇怪No matter how low you sink, there's still a right and a wrong.无论多么堕落仍有善恶之分And you always end up choosing.总得要选边站You go one way so you can try to live with yourself.选这边可以活得心安Or go the other and still be walking around.选另一边还是能走动But you're dead and you don't know it.只是成了行尸走肉I was coming through Texas on my way to Mexico.我从德州来要往墨西哥去I needed some time to hide out.要避一阵子风头I had spent most of my life on the dodge.我大半辈子是在躲条子Drunk or sober, I got no complaints.是醉是醒我都无怨言Even if I did get my hands dirty on the way.即使是我这双手玷污了Jericho.耶利哥镇It was a jerkwater town maybe 50 miles from the border.不毛之地离边界大约五十哩Dirt streets, ramshackle buildings.满街尘土墙歪屋斜And one thing for sure, you couldn't find it anywhere on the map.在地图上你肯定找不到For the most part, I was a big-city guy.我平常住惯了大城市I like pavement under my feet and bright lights after the sun goes down. 喜欢脚踏人行道夜里要灯火通明I figured this burg...这种鬼地方...was the kind of place you gassed up the car, got something to eat.只适合加个油吃点东西If you got stuck, maybe spent a night.必要时最多逗留一宿Then I got a look at her.后来我瞄了她一眼That's when all the fun started.就此热闹起来It's not a good idea to be looking at Mr. Doyle's girl that way.这样看杜先生的女友不太好I remember a guy once told me this is a free country.有人说这是自♥由♥国家Jacko. This guy thinks it's a free country.杰柯这傢伙说这是自♥由♥国家Now you're free to go.你就自♥由♥地滚吧!Sheriff's office is right over there in case you wanna complain about anything. 你若要报案警长就在那边Your light's out.你的车灯坏了!I seen it. Right outside the window.整个经过我在窗里都看见了You know what I'm gonna do about it?可知我会怎么做?Not a goddamn thing.什么也不做But I know what you ought to do.但我知道你该怎么做You ought to get your spare, put it on your car...你应该装上备胎...and just drive on out of town.开车离开本镇Ain't that right, Bob?是吗鲍勃?Hmm. You gotta forgive Old Bob. He ain't much for talk.原谅鲍勃他不喜欢讲话Oh, hold it.等一下Let me tell you something.我告诉你If you're really planning on sticking around...你若真要留下来...don't be coming to me for help.不要向我求救You're on your own here.自求多福吧We already got a fella in the window of the undertaker.殡仪馆已经有一个挺尸了Do yourself a favor.为你自己打算First thing, get a firearm.赶快去买♥♥枪First customer I seen all week.一星期来第一个客人Want a whiskey or beer? Don't have much else to offer.威士忌还是啤酒? 没别的Whiskey.威士忌What happened to Prohibition?不怕禁酒令吗?We don't pay much attention to it here.这里无法无天You got a phone in this place? Who you wanna call?- 有电♥话♥吗? - 你要打给谁?My mama.打给我妈Sure. We got phones.当然有电♥话♥But they ain't working.但是不管用You gotta have a switchboard operator to run them.需要总机转接You got electricity? Yeah. Got that. Runs on gas generators.- 有电力吗? - 有呀有汽油发电机Hope they stay working.但愿没有坏Nobody left to fix them if they go bust.没有会修理的的人了To tell the truth...老实说...most of what they call decent folks been run off.好人都被赶跑了Really ain't much left here but a ghost town.剩下的只是一座鬼城Some damn sheriff.杀千刀的警长Making a profit just staying in the middle grafting off both sides.左右逢源坐收渔利I think Mr. Doyle bought him off first. Or maybe it was Strozzi.好像是杜先生先行贿又像是史托兹先Who's Strozzi?史托兹是谁?That's the other gang here.就是另一帮人Strozzi and the Italian fellas.史托兹的意大利帮Both gangs took over this town. Run off all the regular folks.两帮人占领这个镇把好人赶跑Come from the same big city.这两帮城市客They don't like each other much.势同水火Bootleggers.私酒贩子?You got Strozzi at the Sweetwater and Doyle's bunch at the Alamo.史托兹住甜水杜尔住边城They leave me be because I stay to myself.我跟他们是河水不犯井水Heh. They think I'm crazy.他们把我当疯子What the hell are you doing?你要干什么?Gonna go see the fellas who wrecked my car.去找打坏我车子的人Have a little talk with them.跟他们谈谈I hadn't gotten a real warm reception...我没有受到热烈地欢迎...but I started thinking maybe this was my lucky day.不过我认为今天交好运了A crook for a sheriff and two bootlegger outfits that hated each other. 一个歪哥警长两个仇敌帮派If I played it right, I could make some easy money and move on.我要是玩得漂亮可以左右逢源Ma'am.小姐!I thought I made it clear...我说得很清楚...who you can and can't be looking at around here.不要乱看不该看的人That's Mr. Doyle's property.她是杜先生的财产I came here to see you.我是来看你的Yeah? Yeah.- 是吗? - 是的Did you get that car of yours fixed yet?你的车修好了吗?I'm running a little low on cash.我手头不大方便I was wondering if you could maybe help pay the damages.你能不能帮我付修理费?I guess maybe you'll have to kill me.你得先杀了我It'll hurt if I do.我动手你会痛Tell Mr. Doyle if he'd hired smarter guys, none of this would've happened. 转告杜先生用高手就不会有这种下场It's all about booze. Gets smuggled through here from Mexico.争的是酒墨西哥走私来的We're a part of a family operation in Chicago.我们是芝加哥的帮派So what we got here is close to a civil war.我们差点大战Except now we got a truce.目前是停战What's my guess? This truce ain't gonna last.我看停不久Especially after Hickey gets back.希奇回来了That's why you're here.所以找你来Who's Hickey?希奇是谁?Hickey is Doyle's right-hand man. He's a sweetheart, this guy.希奇是杜尔的爱将很可爱Looks like somebody carved him up for dinner.一张疤脸像拼盘Talks like this.口气这样Forget it. Heh.别说了What about you? You got a name?你呢有名字吗?Smith. Smith. What? Smith what?- 史密斯 - 是姓还是名What, you got a first name? John.- 有名字吗? - 约翰John Smith.约翰史密斯John Smith. All right. That's a good one.- 约翰史密斯很好 - 好名字You on the run, huh?你在跑路?Where you from, Mr. Smith?史密斯先生你是哪里人?Back east.东部人John Smith from back east. All right.东部的约翰史密斯很好I heard you wanted to see me.听说你要见我Yeah, that's right.对没错!What's the matter? What, did I interrupt something important? 怎么我挡人财路了吗?She was doing her nails.她在涂指甲油Well, this is Lucy. Yeah, she's a real nice girl.这是露西她是好女孩A real pretty girl. Got a big mouth...很漂亮她爱乱讲话...but she's gonna keep it shut and act very friendly now, right? 但她会闭嘴很友善是吗?Lucy, would you please take Mr. Smith to his room?露西请你带史密斯先生去房♥间So I guess Strozzi hired himself another bum.史托兹又雇了个废物You got it all figured out, do you? Yeah. I'm a fortune teller.- 摸清他的底细了? - 我是算命的Don't worry. Working for Strozzi has its advantages.帮他做事有好处You're gonna love your room.房♥间会让你满意The skirt was from just outside of Cicero.那个粉味是芝城郊区人Strozzi told me he had her sent down here to keep up his morale.史托兹说把她弄来提高士气It was the first time I ever heard it called that.把泄欲说得这么好听But try and keep it down up here, okay? My room's right underneath.声音小一点我在楼下I'll try not to make too much noise when I'm jumping up and down on the bed.我上♥床♥时会尽量小声Sunday dinner was a real event."拼盘"真的够看Strozzi might've been small-time...史托兹是个小角色...but he tried to run things like he was somebody important back in Chicago.但是他的派头像大哥He had an army of 20 shooters.手下有二十个枪手As far as I could see, most of them were goofballs.我看他们全是废物It was all right out of some dime novel.尽是些混混鼠辈You don't like pretty girls, huh?你不喜欢漂亮女孩吗How's the food? Good.- 菜合胃口吗? - 很好!I brought these mamas in from Chicago. Food here is terrible.这娘们是从芝城带来的菜烂透了It's good, huh?你说好吃?Yeah. I like garlic. All right.- 对我爱吃大蒜 - 好What is this? Nobody waits? You're late.- 怎么没有服务生? - 你迟到了I had important business. While you were doing your important business, things are happening.- 我有要紧事 - 你办要事时出了问题We now have a new employee. Mr. Smith, this is Giorgio Carmonte. 我们雇了新人史密斯先生这是乔治卡蒙He killed Finn. That's Doyle's best guy next to Hickey.他杀了费恩仅次于希奇的高手No!不I know all about it.这个我知道And you hire him? Yeah.- 你雇用他了? - 是的What do you think that looks like to Doyle in keeping the truce?这样杜尔会相信你要讲和吗?You wanna tip Doyle off? Plus, who the hell is he?你要摊牌? 他什么来路?Doyle's guys are scared of him.杜尔的手下怕他He was in town 20 minutes, he killed one of them.他才来二十分钟已干掉一个Doyle ain't gonna do a goddamn thing with Hickey out of town.希奇不在时杜尔不敢动The only thing that cockroach might try is to hire this guy for himself. 也许他也想雇这个人Yeah, well, I don't like it. I don't like changes at the last minute.我不喜欢临时变卦And I don't like new faces...也不喜欢新面孔You got a problem with me, Giorgio, you take it up with your boss.你对我有意见你直接跟你老板说I just work here.我只是打工So I decided to give up my free room.我决定放弃免费房♥间I had seen the real thing and these guys were a long way from it.我见过大阵仗他们差得远了I wasn't sure if he was getting a box ready for me...那口棺材是给我的吗?...or if he just wanted to say thanks for the business.还是他感激那笔生意?Well, look who's here.看谁来了!Last time I saw you you was gonna have a talk with some fellas.上次见面时你说去找人谈Next thing I hear, one of them is dead.接着听说有人死了Conversation sort of went downhill.话不投机嘛!Ain't that right, Bob?是这样吗鲍勃?He don't talk much. But his ears work good.他的话不多但是耳朵尖You got a room you could rent me?你有房♥间出租吗?Surprised you ain't staying with your friends at the Sweetwater.怎么不跟甜水的朋友在一起?There's a room upstairs. Tell you the truth, I can use the money.楼上有一间我正好缺钱You got a name?你有名字吗?Mine is Joe.我叫乔Okay, Joe.好乔You let me know when this runs out. I'll give you some more.这些钱抵消后我再给你Yes, sir.是客倌Got girls for hire in this town? Hell, yes.- 有姑娘可以叫吗? - 有呀!You're in West Texas.这是西德州Round the corner. Third door on the left.转弯过去第三间You can certainly afford them.你一定玩得起You remind me of this guy that used to come see me when I worked in New Orleans. 你使我想起在新奥尔良的恩客He looked a lot like you. You ever been to New Orleans?他好像你去过新奥尔良吗?He was nice. He wasn't as quiet as you, though.他人很好不过他不像你这么静But you two almost look like brothers.你们好像兄弟Except he had tattoos. I think that he was in the Navy, but...只是他有刺青我认为他是水兵可是...No. And he used to come and see me every Friday or Saturday night.不行! 他每周五或六来看我His name was Clarence.名叫克拉伦I had a lot of fun in New Orleans.我在新奥尔良过得很惬意Sorry I ever came to this lousy town. There's nothing to do here.我很后悔来这鬼地方一点也没搞头I'd take every dance class imaginable...我上过各种舞蹈课...because I wanted to be a dancer...因为我想当舞者...and so I came here because it's off... Aah!所以在淡季到这儿来I didn't do it. What?- 不是我做的 - 什么?I didn't have nothing to do... Who set me up?- 我跟埋伏也没关系 - 是谁设的圈套?Who? They forced me!- 谁? - 他们说我若不从They said they'd kill me. I didn't have no choice.就要杀我我别无选择Give me a name.把名字说出来Give me a name, goddamn it.说个名字快说呀A guy that works for Doyle.是杜尔的手下It was Doyle's bunch.杜尔那一伙人Please don't tell them I told you. Shut up!- 求你别说是我说的 - 闭嘴!Please, I'm sorry.求求你我很抱歉Her name was Wanda.她叫婉达Crossing me was nothing personal.她并非跟我有仇She was just trying to make a living in a world where big fish eat little fish.只因处在弱肉强食的世界Come on.走呀By the time the law showed up, I was long gone...等执法者来我早已远走高飞...but the sheriff didn't let me down.警长并没有令我失望He investigated the whole thing...他调查得很透彻...then arrested the hooker.然后逮捕那个妓♥女♥I went down to the Red Bird, asked that old geezer who runs the place where I could find you.我到红鸟向那老不死打听你Where are we headed?打听我们的去向?A juke joint outside of town.在镇外的酒吧Strozzi wants everybody there.史托兹要大家去Is he gonna make another speech?他又要演讲吗?He don't keep me too well-informed.他想什么没告诉我Giorgio's acting like he's in charge...乔治一副老大架子......because he's the son of somebody important, Strozzi's boss in Chicago.因为他老爸是史托兹的老大Strozzi and Giorgio are really cousins.史托兹跟乔治是表亲Strozzi don't admit it, though.史托兹不肯承认Not a family man.六亲不认?Where does that leave you and him?你跟史是何关系?Slim's was a fast 20 minutes out across the desert."史林姆"离此20分钟车程Two stories of wood in the middle of nowhere.一栋孤立的两层楼木屋It was the kind of place that looked like the special was chicken-fried steak.大概只卖♥♥炸鸡和牛排Strozzi told me Giorgio and the other guys...史托兹说......got a real hot head about the kind of money you're getting.乔治和其他人气不过你赚钱Giorgio don't like you too much, in case you haven't noticed.我怕你没察觉乔治不喜欢你Why does a guy send his girlfriend to come find me?为什么派女友来见我?Strozzi figures I wouldn't be dumb enough to do anything out of line, so he sent me. 他认定我不会背叛他所以派我来Well, that must make you feel real proud.你一定很得意Quit being a shitheel, all right?说话别带刺I get enough of that from Strozzi, thank you.我已受够史托兹的冷言冷语You sure you're not dumb enough to do anything out of line?你真的不会笨得背叛他?I'm just curious.我只是好奇Your boyfriend got a first name?你的男友叫什么名字?Yeah.有啊But only in the bedroom.我只在床上叫As usual, she was trying to act tough...老套强悍的外表...but anybody could see it was paper-thin.纸扎的一戳就破Even with a second-rater like Strozzi, she was in way over her head.史托兹那种二流角色她也没奈何Well, for Christ's sweet sake, it took you two long enough.我的天你真会耗时间Kiss my ass.喝老娘的洗脚水It's raining outside, Giorgio.乔治外面下雨Hard to drive in the rain.雨中不好开车Like he said, what took you so long?正如他说的干嘛去大半天Maybe you don't hear too good. It's raining.你听到下雨吗?You know...你知道吗...you're getting to be more of a wise-ass Polack every day...你愈来愈爱耍嘴皮...and it ain't so cute no more.一点也不可爱了You know what happens to wise-ass Polack dames?可知耍聪明的下场They get their wise asses kicked.就是被狠狠的修理When I was in this whorehouse, Doyle sent a couple guys to visit me.在妓院里杜尔的手下来找我I had to kill them both. You killed two more of Doyle's guys?- 我只好干掉他们 - 又干掉他两个手下?Is that bullshit or is that true?是吹牛还是真的?Look, I don't give a damn about Doyle.我没把杜尔放在眼里If he lost two men tonight, that's good news.果真干掉两个倒是好消息This Doyle, he's trying to outbid me with my own suppliers. The mick bastard. 这爱尔兰浑球跟我拼价钱Yeah, I try to do business with him, it's bullshit.我想跟他做生意但没用Now, we got a shipment coming in from Monterrey next week.下周墨西哥有货要来Mr. Doyle has got one coming in tomorrow.杜先生明天有一批货This is where you're gonna start to earn your pay.你想赚钱就从这一票开始There's five trucks. Maybe 200 cases.一共五卡车大概有两百箱酒We deliver at 200 bucks a case. That's 200 grand in our books.每一箱卖♥♥两百元进帐两百万Plus, you know what's really the frosting?可知什么最过瘾?We get Doyle's trucks.我们抢杜尔的卡车You know how hard it is to buy a truck in Mexico?可知在墨西哥买♥♥卡车好难?We crossed the border a couple hours before dawn.天一破晓就过边界Strozzi had a plan he thought would make him look good...史托兹自以为有好点子...to the big boss back in Chicago.想讨好大老板It involved hijacking, murder, corruption of the military...行动包括抢劫杀人收买♥♥军方...and sticking me right out front.安排我做先锋Who in the hell are you supposed to be?你是什么来头?This might be a good time for you guys to give up.你投降才有好日子What is this? Told you we couldn't trust Mexicans.- 这是什么? - 我说墨西哥人不可靠嘛I'm gonna send Smith back with Santo to keep an eye on Doyle.我叫史密斯和山度去监视杜You stay with the trucks till they get to Matamoros.我们跟踪卡车到马他摩洛镇It was a massacre.那真是一场大屠♥杀♥Couldn't say I was real sorry...虽说我不是心软...but it was a rough way to check out.也觉得死得太惨Now, I don't know how reliable she's ever gonna hold up as a witness.要她出庭作证只怕难找不到人She's some kind of a vagrant.她到处流浪Might even be here for immoral purposes.可能是来伤风败俗How much to get her out?保释她要多少钱?Well, a hundred will send her on her way right away.缴一百元马上放人I've been thinking about how Doyle's men knew I was at that whorehouse. 杜的人怎么知道我去妓院?I figure your deputy here heard me last night at the Red Bird...我猜是你的副手听到我说...came over here and told you about it and you sold the information to Doyle.他告诉你你卖♥♥情报给杜How am I doing so far, sheriff?我猜中没有?You are one suspicious fella. Ain't he, Bob?他疑心真大是吗鲍勃?Maybe I was a little rough on you last night.也许昨晚我对你太凶了Maybe I shortchanged you.我给你的钱不够If I was you, I'd get out of here.我劝你赶快走Doyle's men are gonna think you tipped me off.杜的人会误会你向我报信You got a bus comes through this town?有巴士经过镇上吗?Yeah, at noon, every day.有啊每天中午Make sure she gets on it.一定要她上车I got some information you may wanna sell to Mr. Doyle.我有情报让你卖♥♥给杜He's gonna find out soon enough, but you might be the one to give it to him.与其让他发觉不如由你来报信A shipment of booze he had coming up from Mexico got hijacked by some bandidos. 从墨西哥来的私酒给土匪抢了Tip like that ought to be worth at least a grand.这种情报起码值一千元You better be right...你可别骗我...because if Doyle should send Hickey after me...如果杜派希奇来找我...he's coming directly for you.我会把你抖出来I keep hearing about Hickey.老听人提到"希奇"Sounds like a real scary guy.好像见了鬼一样Let me tell you just how scary.我告诉你他有多可怕It goes that when he was 10 years old...听说他十岁那年...gets a butcher knife and cuts his father's throat from ear to ear.拿屠刀割他老子从咽喉割到耳根Then they stick him in an orphanage. Fifteen years old, he burns it to the ground. 因此进了孤儿院十五岁时他放火烧了孤儿院You just make sure you mark me down for half of that thousand.若赚到一千元记得分我五百Think maybe you and I should talk.你我应该谈谈I don't think these people appreciate you.这些人不懂得欣赏你You gonna be my hero?你要玩英雄救美?I thought you were just a guy who did things for money.我以为你眼里只有钱Yeah.嗯I'm just a guy that does everything for money.我做任何事都是为钱Anybody see you come up here?有人见你上来吗?No.没Appreciate me?欣赏我?You don't know the half of it.你知道个屁Let me tell you, I don't have to take it from these bastards.我不必让这些龟儿子蹧蹋Going back to Chicago on the first thing out of here that moves.只要有交通工具我就去芝加哥What's so funny?有什么好笑?You're not going anywhere.你哪里也不会去You're just blowing off a little steam.只是发发牢骚Oh, yeah? You hear the way Strozzi talked to me?是吗? 你听到史托兹怎样对我说话That grease ball?那个意大利鬼To hell with him.去他的You know, Strozzi's out of town for the day.史托兹今天出城了So is Giorgio. So?- 乔治也是 - 那怎样?Did Strozzi tell you he's paying me a lot of money?史托兹说过重金雇我的事吗?Well, there may be a way for you to get your hands on some of it. 你也许有办法吃红You gonna tell me why you would do such a nice thing?你为何要做这种好事?Because I'm a nice guy...因为我是好人...a sweet guy.是可爱的男人Yeah, right.是噢可爱得要死Like I said...正如我所说...I don't think they appreciate you.他们不懂得欣赏你See, I think you're a very smart girl.我认为你是聪明人You hear things...你听得到话...the inside word.秘密谈话I'm the kind of guy...我这个人喜欢......that likes to have all the information he can get...尽可能搜集情报所以......so if you give me the inside word...你若供给我内线消息...I'll give you an extra hundred or so a week...我每周另外给你百把块钱...just between me and you.只有你知我知Strozzi and Giorgio were gonna be back the next day.史托兹要第二天才回来I smelled the real money was gonna come from working Doyle's side of the street. 但是我闻到钞票是在杜尔那边They'd make the first move.他们忍♥不住先找我Mr. Doyle wants you to come work for us full-time.杜先生要你全职上班I'm not sure he can afford it.只怕他雇不起我Try me.你开价A thousand dollars.一千块钱A week or a day?周薪还是日薪?I'm surprised you're not mad at me.你不恨我倒令我意外I thought you might hold it against me, me killing three of your guys.你应该恨我杀了你三个手下It's the only cure I know for being stupid.饭桶的下场就是死Hey, dummy!呆子!Bring us your best stuff.把最好的货拿过来Yes, sir, Mr. Doyle. Right away, sir.是杜先生马上来I know you already got a job working for Strozzi...我知道你已经受雇于史托兹...but I figure you for the kind of guy that goes to the highest bidder...但我猜你只看谁出的价高...just like those Mexicans that were supposed to guard my booze.就像墨西哥人本该保护我的酒Strozzi was behind that, wasn't he?史托兹是幕后黑手对吗?How would you like to kill Strozzi and that little punk Giorgio?你想不想杀史托兹? 还有乔治那个小混混?From what I hear, a guy like yourself...我听说...你这种人......you only care about the money, right?是看钱做事是吗?I mean it as a compliment.我这是恭维你?That's why we're all here.我们来此也是为了钱Where's Hickey?希奇呢?You heard about Hickey, huh?你听过希奇的威名I heard he talks kind of funny.听说他怪声怪气Yeah, well, that's the way you sound when somebody slices your face...要是你的脸被刀子乱划...jams an ice pick in your voice box.喉咙被冰椎插过也会沙哑Hickey can get awful messy, though.希奇出手会很残暴This should be an inside job.而我要的是内应We need somebody nice and neat like you.需要你这种衣冠楚楚的人I'll think about it.我考虑一下You're making a mistake!你犯了错误Maybe you're just not very smart.也许你不是很聪明What the hell are you holding back for?你在犹豫什么?You think the meek are gonna inherit the Earth?你以为软弱者要继承大地?If they do, you won't be there to enjoy it.如果是也轮不到你I might have been a gun for hire, but I wasn't exactly an assassin.我是待价而沽的枪手不是真正的刺客Maybe Doyle figured there wasn't much difference.也许杜尔认为都一样Tell Hickey I say hello.代我问候希奇If I was going to get into Doyle's wallet, I needed something big to sell him. 要杜尔掏腰包卖♥♥的货要够瞧Ha-ha. You don't quit me.不准你离职Nobody quits me. What is it? Doyle? What did he do? He offer you more money? 谁都不行杜尔出更高价雇你?Keep the 500 you owe me.你欠我五百元不要了The rest is mine for the work I did down in Mexico.其余算你的工资You let him walk away? Nobody goes. We don't need you. Never.- 你任由他离开吗? - 他不能走谁也不能You get back here, you yellow son of a bitch.回来孬种龟儿子Get him, now. Put those down!- 杀了他 - 把枪放下!Berto. Smith.贝尔托史密斯Something you wanna say to me, Giorgio, huh?乔治怎么样? 有什么要说吗?Fucking kill you, bastard.我他妈宰了你It's not your fault Giorgio's a halfwit.乔治天生笨怪不得你You really wanna get killed for a halfwit?你要为一个白♥痴♥送命?Let it go.算了吧Put it down.把枪放下!Hey.嘿Tell Mr. Doyle I turned Strozzi down.你跟杜先生说我拒绝史托兹了What the hell you grinning about?你笑什么?Goddamn, that was great.天杀的过瘾!I guess you don't work for Strozzi no more.你大概不帮史托兹做事了You ever wash these, Joe?乔你洗过杯子吗?Working for Strozzi had about played itself out.帮史托兹做事本来有赚头Until Hickey showed up, I was out of moves.希奇出现后就没搞头了I decided to dry out a little.我决心不喝酒Went two days without a drink. For me, that's pretty good.两天不喝酒对我来说很难得You know, sitting out here in the open just might not be a real good idea...竟敢坐在空旷处你活得不耐烦了...for a fella that's got as many enemies as you got.像你这样到处树敌I thought everybody liked me.你以为我是人见人爱I'm such a nice guy.我是个老好人This is Mr. Doyle's girl.这是杜尔先生的马子I'm bringing her back from church.我从教堂把她带回来Going to church makes her feel better about keeping company with Mr. Doyle. 她去求神原谅她陪杜先生睡觉That right, honey?是吗宝贝?You don't wanna miss out on the big money.你不想错过赚大钱的机会吧This little war with Strozzi's gonna be over soon.跟史托兹的这场小斗很快会结束Hickey's back.希奇回来了We got problems.有问题来了Strozzi broke the truce, hit our trucks in Mexico...史托兹破坏停火伏击我们的卡车...killed all our guys...杀光我们的人...jacked the whole load.抢走所有的货Hey. How's my car?我的车怎么样?Oh, I fixed that inner tube and I fixed that headlight.我补好内胎换过头灯She's good as new, except for that windshield.全新的除了挡风玻璃I ordered new glass, but it's gonna take a while.我已经订购了但是要等Will this cover it?这些钱够吗?Twenty dollars? That's way too much.二十块钱还有剩But I got some information I'll trade you for the change on it.不过我有情报抵要找的钱A fella come around here asking me about your car...有人来打听你的车...wanted to look at the registration and check your name.要看登记资料和车主姓名What did you tell him? Nothing.- 你怎么说呢? - 什么也没说He just went on ahead and looked anyway.他就自己上前检查But guess what.你猜怎么样?He didn't find that registration, did he? That's right. Heh.- 没找到登记资料 - 不错!You can keep that change.不必找钱This fella say what his name was? He didn't say, but I know who it was. - 他有没有报姓名? - 没有但我认得他One of them Italian boys been hanging around town named Giorgio.他在镇上混属意大利帮名叫乔治Thanks.谢了!All right, so come on.等什么? 接电♥话♥呀!Jesus Christ!我的天呀Somebody answer the goddamn phone!来人呀接电♥话♥!Maybe Chicago found a way to get through. Yeah?也许是芝加哥方面打进来了喂Ah. Looks like I struck pay dirt.大概给我矇到了Who's this? Giorgio?是乔治吗?Yeah. Who's this?对你是谁?You remember me.记得我吗?The high-paid nobody.你所谓没用的人I got a message for Strozzi.我有消息给史托兹Yeah, well, we don't need any messages from jerks like you, all right?我们不需要笨蛋的消息Don't be stupid. Just because I don't work for you doesn't mean I can't be a friend. 别傻我虽不受雇但可作朋友I don't wanna see your boss get hurt.我不愿你家老大受伤Yeah. You tell him that Doyle knows that he's the one that hijacked his shipment... 转告他杜尔知道他劫那批货...but maybe you got a bigger problem.还有更大的麻烦There's a rumor Ramirez is gonna go back on Doyle's payroll.听说雷米勒又吃杜的薪水了Who knows? Maybe it's all just bullshit. You getting this, Giorgio?说不定是唬人的你听到没?Yeah, I'm getting it.我听到了All bullshit.全是屁话Yeah, good boy.这才乖嘛You tell your cousin to watch his ass.叫你表哥当心老命The Italians were winning in New York and Chicago...意大利佬在纽约芝加哥很威风...but they weren't doing too good in Jericho.在耶利哥却不怎么样I don't care who said what, just take care of those cases before I get back.你照顾到我回来A little past 9 that night, I got a look at Giorgio leaving town.那晚九点多我看见乔治离镇You could almost see the price tag hanging around his neck.彷佛看见他脖子上挂着价码I just came by to tell you that me and Strozzi made it up this morning.。
傻瓜机英语口语极短句下A
1.Don't look so miserable.别那么愁眉苦脸的。
2.It's a miserable failure.这是一次惨痛的失败。
3.What a miserable meal!这饭真难吃!
4.I feel very miserable.我好沮丧。
4.It's a good alibi.真是个好托辞。
5.Have you an alibi?你有不在犯罪现场的证明吗?
Lesson 218 This is an emergency!
1.This is an emergency!这是紧急情况!
e it in an emergency!出现紧急情况时就用这个!
4.I'm such a fool.我可真够傻的。
5.He's fooling about.他在虚度光阴。
Lesson 201 What's so funny?
1.What's so funny?真是好笑。
2.That's funny.真是好笑。
3.I feel very funny.我感觉有些不舒服。
Lesson 213 It's my duty.
1.It's my duty.这是我的职责。
2.Don't forget your duty.不要忘记了你的责任。
3.Who's on duty today?今天是谁值日。
4.I'm on duty today.今天是我值班。
5.It's my duty to do so.这样做是我应尽的义务。
考研英语阅读理解全文翻译
Text1Habits are a funny thing. We reach for them mindlessly, setting our brains on auto-pilot and relaxing into the unconscious comfort of familiar routine. “Not choice, but habit rules the unreflecting herd,” William Wordsworth said in the 19th century. In the ever-changing 21st century, even the word “habit” carries a negative connotation. So it seems antithetical to talk about habits in the same context as creativity and innovation.习惯是件有趣的事情。
我们无意识间养成了一些习惯,我们的大脑是自动运转的,轻松进入熟知套路所带来的不自觉舒适状态。
“这并非选择,而是习惯控制了那些没有思想的人”,这是威廉•华兹华斯(William Wordsworth)19世纪时说的话。
在现在这个日新月异的21世纪,甚至习惯这个词本身也带有负面涵义。
因此,在创造和革新的背景下来谈论习惯,似乎显得有点矛盾。
But brain researchers have discovered that when we consciously develop new habits, we create parallel synaptic paths, and even entirely new brain cells, that can jump our trains of thought onto new, innovative tracks. But don’t bother trying to kill off old habits; once those ruts of procedure are worn into the hippocampus, they’re there to stay. Instead, the new habits we deliberately ingrain into ourselves create parallel pathways that can bypass those old roads.但大脑研究人员发现,当我们有意识地培养新的习惯的时候,我们创建了平行路径,甚至是全新的脑细胞,可以让我们的思路跳转到新的创新轨道上来。
肖申克的救赎台词
肖申克的救赎台词《肖申克的救赎》这部电影之所以能够经久不衰,是由于其中包含了深刻的人生哲理,历来为读者所欣赏。
主人公安迪由于被冤入狱,他的人生发生了转折,本文以安迪在监狱中的生活为起点,论述他不一样的人生经历,也实现了自己不同方式的救赎。
肖申克的救赎台词1、人生可以归结为一种简单的选择:不是忙着活,就是忙着死。
2、这些墙很有趣。
刚入狱的时候,你痛恨周围的高墙;慢慢地,你习惯了生活在其中;最终你会发现自己不得不依靠它而生存。
这就叫体制化。
3、我发现自己是如此的激动,以至于不能安坐或思考。
我想只有那些重获自由即将踏上新征程的人们才能感受到这种即将揭开未来神秘面纱的激动心情。
我希望跨越边境,与朋友相见握手。
我希望太平洋的海水如同梦中一样的蓝。
我希望。
4、每个人都是自己的上帝。
如果你自己都放弃自己了,还有谁会救你?每个人都在忙,有的忙着生,有的忙着死。
忙着追名逐利的你,忙着柴米油盐的你,停下来想一秒:你的大脑,是不是已经被体制化了?你的上帝在哪里?5、懦怯囚禁人的灵魂,希望可以令你感受自由。
强者自救,圣者渡人。
6、我无时无刻不对自己的所作所为深感内疚,这不是因为我在这里(监狱),也不是讨好你们(假释官)。
回首曾经走过的弯路,我多么想对那个犯下重罪的愚蠢的年轻人说些什么,告诉他我现在的感受,告诉他还可以有其他的方式解决问题。
可是,我做不到了。
那个年轻人早已淹没在岁月的长河里,只留下一个老人孤独地面对过去。
重新做人?骗人罢了!小子,别再浪费我的时间了,盖你的章吧,说实话,我不在乎。
7、有些鸟注定是不会被关在笼子里的,因为它们的每一片羽毛都闪耀着自由的光辉。
8、希望是美好的事物,也许是世上最美好的事物,美好的事物从不消逝。
9、不要忘了,这个世界穿透一切高墙的东西,它就在我们的内心深处,他们无法达到,也接触不到,那就是希望。
10、希望是美好的,也许是人间至善,而美好的事物永不消逝。
11、监狱生活充满了一段又一段的例行公事。
A Funny Thing Happened to Me
A Funny Thing Happened to Me我碰到的一桩趣事A funny thing happened to me last Friday. I'd gone to London to do some shopping. I wanted to get some Christmas presents, and I needed to find some books for my course at school . I caught an early train to London so by early afternoon I'd bought everything that I wanted. Anyway, I'm not very fond of London, all the noise and traffic, and I'd made some arrangements for that evening. So, I took a taxi to Waterloo station. I can't really afford taxis, but I wanted to get the 3:30 train. Unfortunately the taxi got stuck in a traffic jam, and by the time I got to Waterloo, the train had just gone. I had to wait an hour for the next one. I bought an evening newspaper the 'Standard', and wandered over to the station buffet. At that time of day it's nearly empty, so I bought a coffee and a packet of biscuits--chocolate biscuits. I'm yew fond of chocolate biscuits. There were plenty of empty tables and I found one near the window. I sat down and began doing the crossword. enjoy doing crossword puzzles.After a couple of minutes a man sat down opposite me. There was nothing special about him, except that he was very tall. In fact he looked like a typical city businessman--you know, dark suit and briefcase. I didn't say anything and I carried on with my crossword. Suddenly he reached across the table, opened my packet of biscuits, took one, dipped it into his coffee and popped it into his mouth, I couldn't believe my eyes! I was too shocked to say any thing. Anyway, I didn't want to make a fuss, so I decided to ignore it. I always avoid trouble if I can. I just took a biscuit myself and went back to my crossword.When the man took a second biscuit, I didn't look up and I didn't make a sound. I pretended to be very interested in the puzzle. After a couple of minutes, I casually put out my hand, took the last biscuit and glanced at the man. He was staring at me furiously. I nervously put the biscuit in my mouth, and decided to leave. I was ready to get up and go when the man suddenly pushed back his chair, stood up and hurried out of the buffet. I felt very re. lieved and decided to wait two or three minutes before going myself. I finished my coffee, folded my newspaper and stood up. And there, on the table, where my newspaper had been, was my packet of biscuits.我碰到的一桩趣事……上周五我碰到了一桩有趣的事。
funny story 英语作文搞笑
funny story 英语作文搞笑A Funny StoryOnce upon a time, in a small village, there lived a man named John. John was known for his sense of humor and his witty jokes that always made everyone laugh. One day, he decided to play a prank on his friend, Peter, who was known for being very gullible.John thought of a hilarious idea to trick Peter. He went to Peter's house and pretended to be a psychic. He told Peter that he had the ability to communicate with spirits and could see the future. Peter was amazed and excited to hear more.John started making up random predictions, such as telling Peter that he would meet the love of his life in a week and would come into a large sum of money. Peter believed everything John said and was thrilled at the thought of his bright future.Days passed, and Peter eagerly waited for his predictions to come true. However, nothing happened. He didn't meet the love of his life, and he certainly didn't come into any money. Peter started to doubt John's abilities and confronted him about it.John couldn't contain his laughter and revealed the truth about his prank. Peter was initially annoyed but soon joined in onthe laughter. The two friends spent the rest of the day sharing jokes and funny stories, reminiscing about all the pranks they had pulled on each other over the years.From that day on, Peter was always a little more cautious around John, never quite sure if he was telling the truth or just setting him up for another hilarious prank. But no matter what, the two friends always shared a good laugh and enjoyed each other's company.And so, the village continued to be filled with laughter and joy thanks to the funny antics of John and Peter. Everyone in the village loved their friendship and looked forward to the next joke or prank that they would play on each other. After all, life was always more fun with a little laughter and humor.The end.。
一件有趣的事英语作文(精选18篇)
一件有趣的事英语作文(精选18篇)我们的生活中经常会发生一些有趣的事情,这件事一直让你很难忘呢?把它记录下来,编写成英语作文吧!以下是小编为大家收集的一件有趣的事英语作文,欢迎阅读与收藏。
一件有趣的事英语作文篇1To me ,the most interesting subject is English.But I find studying English is very difficult.So if you ask which subject is the most difficult to me.My answer will be English.Now I am a student,everyday I have more than one English classes,I like studying it very much and I hope I can study it very well,so I can talk with foreigners and know the foreign countries things,it is very useful.一件有趣的事英语作文篇2This Saturday was my aunts birthday, so my family went to a resterant to have dinner. We were quite happy. After dinner, we sent presents to my aunt.Then we lighted cancles, sang birthday songs, and finally ate the cake.I think it was very interesting.一件有趣的事英语作文篇3Today,there is an interesting thing at my home. T oday is Sunday, so my father doesn’tgo to work. After lunch, my father goes to sleep and I feel a little bit bore. Suddenly,an interesting idea comes to my mind. I take four color pens to my father’sroom.And then, I help him put on lipstick with a red pen, paint his face witha yellow pen, draw the left eyebrow with a blue pen and draw the right with agreen pen. Finally, I draw a very interesting makeup for dad. And then I goback to watch TV. About half an hour later, he shouts loudly when he is doingwith his hair.I laugh loudly, because he is shocked by himself and he isn’tangry with me.一件有趣的事英语作文篇4There’s people who are great singers that don’t have good sounding voices (think Dylan, or even Bruce) and people who have great voices but aren’t technically good singers (think Mariah Carey–her phrasing is abysmal). Now, there are a few singers that have good voices *and* are good technical singers–and these are the people that there is general agreement on. You make a list of these people as “great singers” and you generally don’t get much argument. Marvin Gaye, Elvis, Paul McCartney, David Ruffin of the Temptations, Kate Bush, (to get out of rock a bit) Sinatra..That’s a few of them. Anyone that tries to tell you that Marvin Gaye couldn’t sing doesn’t know anything about singing.一件有趣的事英语作文篇5Singing is an interesting thing.Theres people who are great singers that dont have good sounding voices (think Dylan, or even Bruce) and people who have great voices but arent technically good singers (think Mariah Carey--her phrasing is abysmal). Now, there are a few singers that have good voices and are good technical singers--and these are the people that there is general agreement on.You make a list of these people as "great singers" and you generally dont get much argument. Marvin Gaye, Elvis, Paul McCartney, David Ruffin of the Temptations, Kate Bush, (to get out of rock a bit) Sinatra. Thats a few of them. Anyone that tries to tell you that Marvin Gaye couldnt sing doesnt know anything about singing.My father is a doctor. He always tries his best to help every, patient and make patients comfortable. But sonetimes he works so hard that he cant remember the date.My mother is a woman with a bad memory. She always does a lot of housework, but sometimes she makes mistakes out of carelessness. For example, one day, she washed clothes in the washer, after the washer finished the work, she found she hadnt filled the washer with water.Now let me tell you a funny thing: one day, father wanted to get up early as usual, buthe wasnt able to do that, because he hadnt set the alarm clock the night before, so when he got up, he did everything in a hurry. After father left, mother said to me mysteriously, "He will come back soon." "Why?" I was greatly surprised. "Because today is Sunday, his holiday!" Just as mother said, father came back home soon, and went to bed again--he was too tired.一件有趣的事英语作文篇7A thought of it, I always smile when their how silly!Today, I play badminton with zhangyu when odd quirk, badminton "fly" onto the roof. Using a racket threw a couple of times no obvious and badminton stop on the roof is "cunning" and shaking with his body to look at me! I was urgent, take two racket "84-i ing", result even racket was on the roof, really "compensate a lady and lose your friend"! This our anxious that bad, you know I can type and zhangyu is rare last time the ball, and it turns out that vice racket or newly bought! Rightness, with little stones shots, oh its useless. Jump up and reach. This do?While we were out in a rash, one is cleaning sweeps aunt give me ?Today, there is an interesting thing at my home. Today is Sunday, so my father doesn’t go to work. After lunch, my father goes to sleep and I feel a little bit bore. Suddenly, an interesting idea comes to my mind. I take four color pens to my father’s room. And then, I help him put on lipstick with a red pen, paint his face with a yellow pen, draw the left eyebrow with a blue pen and draw the right with a green pen. Finally, I draw a very interesting makeup for dad. And then I go back to watch TV. About half an hour later, he shouts loudly when he is doing with his hair. I laugh loudly, because he is shocked by himself and he isn’t angry with me.一件有趣的事英语作文篇9One day, my mother went to work as usual in the morning, I thought to myself, mother to go to work, and to do the housework, too hard, I should help my mother share some housework. I said to start first cleaned the house, and then I started to mop the floor with a mop junior high school composition, , I drag drag, saw a big black spot on the ground, I tried dragging ah, but it just like with glue live, no matter how I dragged down not to drop it, the black spots seemed very satisfiedly say: "you dragged me the little want to go, no, go, go, dont bother me to sleep." Hateful to dismiss me I thought to myself, must make it clear, give mom a surprise. Mom came back from work, see the ground clean, just ask: "who is this clean so clean!" I smiled and said: "is a" Monkey King "to help you clean!" Smile appeared on mothers face at this moment, my mother praised me is a labor of love their children, I bewick, beautiful!一件有趣的.事英语作文篇10Today, at my home a very interesting thing happened. Noon, dad is sleeping, I was watching TV, suddenly, I feel very boring, so just came up with a project and interesting game. Ill take red, yellow, blue, green four kinds of color, then, go jump on your bed, with a red pen in his mouth painting lipstick, with yellow pen to draw father face, with blue pen to draw dad left eye hair, finally, in a green pencil on the fathers right eye hair, just like that, I give my father a make-up. Then, I went to watch TV. Such as dad wake up, go to comb my hair, I burst out laughing, dad a look .com in the mirror, shame flushed, even also cant lift up. How, it is very interesting!一件有趣的事英语作文篇11The first day I went to middle school, I found a special girl in my class. Her name sounds almost the same with mine. When the teachers or my classmates called one of us, we would both answer, then other students looked at us. We felt awkward. But soon we had our nicknames and it was convenient to distinguish us. Now we are good friends. Every time when we talk about the names, we think it is very interesting. We have a lot in common, which make our friendship become strong. I feel so lucky to find someone who shares the same interest with me, and the funny thing is that our names sound so closed.一件有趣的事英语作文篇12Last Friday, our teacher toid us that we wouid go to plant trees by the South River the next day. On Saturday morning I got up at six thirty and went to school with a bucket. My classmates were waiting at the schooi gate with buckets and hoes.When we got to the South River, we began to plant trees on the river bank. On the river bank some students were digging holes, the others were planting or watering the young trees.After we finished our work, we were happy to see the young trees we plant on the river bank.一件有趣的事英语作文篇13On the first day of the lunar year, my father, mother, grandfather and grandmother came to visit relatives in my hometown.Soon we were in our hometown. As soon as I got off the bus, I rushed into the house. Then he bought a lot of guns in the small supermarket in his hometown. I hold the gun like an arrow went to the small river, the river is so fresh air, the sky is so clear, the river water is clear. I immediately took out a small mine, after I first dug a pit in the ground, the small mines on the inside, I carefully lit the fuse of small mines, and then heard in DTH sound, I immediately grabbed a handful of small mines sown in, just listen to the pa a sound, to blow a good deep hole and small stones next to the bombing of the day, when falling like rocks in the rain, to hide, was hit by a stone. Then, I picked up a fist big big big thunder, I put a torpedo into the water, suddenly splash, some as high as six or seven meters, I like the shower soaked through.In the sound of firecrackers, I spent a happy New Years day! 一件有趣的事英语作文篇14Fridays physical education class, I and Wang Duo Da, Gaoyi ring to play the eagle to catch chicks.By me when the eagle, high instrument ring to when the hen, Wang Duo up to the chicken. The game started, the hen struggled to protect the chicks, but I still caught the chicks.This is a real class we can really happy ah!一件有趣的事英语作文篇15Saturday morning, I heard the door outside the childrenshouting my name, a careful, the original is Yang Bin. But I was still in bed, did not open the door, while he walked the stairs while shouting my name, until the downstairs so far, the Yang Bin really interesting.一件有趣的事英语作文篇16In a sunny day, sunny day I had a few small partners together to the foot of the mountain to play.I said: "We play swimming together," they said good, the game began, after a while the game is over. We all went home.We play happily to go home ......一件有趣的事英语作文篇17One afternoon, extracurricular activities, a few students are playing the eagle to catch the chicken game. I saw the boy running sweating, trying to catch the last chick, the girl was stretching his hands to protect the chicks behind him.They can have fun!一件有趣的事英语作文篇18Today is the grandfathers birthday, I did not wait to eat rice to eat cake.Later we went to eat the cake together, but also coated with cake to play. I painted myself like a small cat, and cream on the uncles and aunts face, and then we all turned into a cat face.I feel very happy and think this is a funny thing.。
funny造句四年级
1、I'll tell you a funny story, if I may digress for a moment.
如果我可以暂时离开一下话题,我将讲一个有趣的故事给你听。
2、Mrs. Peters : Seems funny to think of a bird here.
彼得斯夫人:(扫视四周)想到这里有只鸟似乎有点可笑。
3、Maybe he's a funny guy, but maybe a bad guy, too. 或许他是个风趣的人,但也可能是个坏家伙。
4、It was a funny thing, though
这话说起来,有点好笑。
5、When Russians try to depict Americans, it looks rather funny too, though.
虽然俄罗斯人试图描写美国人的生活时,也会显得很滑稽。
6、There are many funny little stories about him, but Burt Edmundson told me this story.
关于他有很多有趣的小故事,但是伯特·埃蒙博森只告诉了我这个故事。
7、a funny thing happened on the way to the
今天发生了一件有趣的事。
8、Some of them do believe they walk on water, although funny story about that.
确实有些人认为自己能在水上飘,说到这儿,我有一段小故事要讲。
关于科目的英语知识点题目
关于科目的英语知识点题目一、单选题(共20题)(一)1. - How many ______ do you have this term?- We have eight.A. subject.B. a subject.C. subjects.D. an subject.答案:C。
解析:“how many”后接可数名词复数形式,“subject”(科目)的复数是“subjects”,A选项是单数形式,B和D选项存在语法错误,所以选C。
(二)2. Math is not ______ easy subject for some students.A. a.B. an.C. the.D. /答案:B。
解析:“easy”是以元音音素开头的单词,这里表示“一门容易的学科”,要用不定冠词“an”,A选项“a”用于辅音音素开头的单词前,C选项“the”表示特指,D选项不填冠词不符合句子意思,所以选B。
(三)3. We have English ______ Monday, Wednesday and Friday.A. in.B. at.C. on.D. of.答案:C。
解析:在具体的星期几前面要用介词“on”,“in”一般用于年、月、季节等前面,“at”用于具体时刻前面,“of”表示“……的”,所以这里选C。
(四)4. - What's your favorite ______?- It's music.A. sport.B. subject.C. food.D. color.答案:B。
解析:根据回答“music”(音乐)可知是在问最喜欢的科目,A选项“sport”(运动),C选项“food”(食物),D选项“color”(颜色)都不符合,所以选B。
(五)5. Chinese and English are both important ______.A. language.B. languages.C. subject.D. subjects.答案:D。
funny story 英语作文搞笑
funny story 英语作文搞笑全文共3篇示例,供读者参考篇1Title: The Misadventures of Mr. HilariousOnce upon a time in a small town, there lived a man named Mr. Hilarious. As his name suggested, he was known for his funny antics and silly jokes that never failed to make people laugh. However, his sense of humor often got him into trouble, leading to a series of comical misadventures.One day, Mr. Hilarious decided to play a prank on his neighbor, Mrs. Grumpy. He sneaked into her garden and filled her flower pots with fake spiders, hoping to scare her when she came out in the morning. However, his plan backfired when Mrs. Grumpy called the police thinking she had been invaded by a swarm of spiders. Mr. Hilarious had to apologize profusely and promised never to play such pranks again.Undeterred by his failed prank, Mr. Hilarious decided to join a cooking competition in town. He thought it would be hilarious to cook a dish using unusual ingredients like chocolate and anchovies. However, his dish turned out to be inedible, leavingthe judges and audience in stitches. Mr. Hilarious took it in good humor and declared himself the winner of the "Worst Cook in Town" award.On another occasion, Mr. Hilarious decided to take up birdwatching as a hobby. He bought a pair of binoculars and set out to the park early in the morning to spot some rare birds. However, his enthusiasm got the better of him, and he ended up chasing a flock of pigeons around the park, causing chaos and hilarity among the other park visitors.Despite his many misadventures, Mr. Hilarious was loved by all in the town for his infectious laughter and good-natured spirit. He never failed to bring a smile to people's faces, even when he was making a fool of himself.And so, the misadventures of Mr. Hilarious continued, much to the delight of the townspeople who eagerly awaited his next hilarious escapade. For as long as Mr. Hilarious was around, there was never a dull moment in the small town, and laughter rang through the streets like music to the ears.In conclusion, Mr. Hilarious may have been a magnet for trouble, but his funny antics and silly jokes brought joy and laughter to all who knew him. He may not have been the most graceful or dignified person, but he was certainly the mostentertaining. And in a world filled with seriousness and stress, Mr. Hilarious was a breath of fresh air, reminding everyone that laughter truly is the best medicine.篇2Title: The Adventures of Mr. BeanOnce upon a time in a small town, there lived a man named Mr. Bean. He was known for his quirky and hilarious antics that never failed to make people laugh. Mr. Bean was always getting himself into funny situations, and today was no different.One day, Mr. Bean decided to go grocery shopping. He walked into the supermarket with his usual clumsy gait and began filling up his cart with all sorts of random items. As he made his way through the aisles, he couldn't resist the urge to play pranks on unsuspecting shoppers.At one point, Mr. Bean came across a display of canned beans. He couldn't resist the temptation to rearrange the cans to spell out his own name. As he was putting the finishing touches on his masterpiece, a store employee approached him with a confused look on her face."Sir, what are you doing?" she asked.Mr. Bean simply smiled and replied, "Just making sure everyone knows who the real bean is around here!"The employee shook her head in amusement and walked away, leaving Mr. Bean to continue his mischief. He went on to rearrange the cereal boxes, stack the toilet paper into a makeshift tower, and even try on a wig from the costume aisle.But the fun didn't stop there. As Mr. Bean made his way to the checkout counter, he spotted a young girl struggling to juggle her bags of groceries. Without hesitation, he rushed over to help her, but in the process, he accidentally knocked over a display of canned beans, causing a loud clattering noise.The entire supermarket turned to look at Mr. Bean, who stood frozen in embarrassment. But true to form, he quickly recovered and began dancing around the spilled cans, pretending to be a cowboy in a wild west showdown.The onlookers burst into laughter at Mr. Bean's antics, and soon the entire supermarket was filled with the sound of joyous laughter. Mr. Bean had once again managed to bring a smile to everyone's face with his silly and endearing personality.As he left the supermarket that day, Mr. Bean couldn't help but feel satisfied with the joy he had brought to others. He mayhave been a bit of a klutz, but his kind heart and humorous spirit had won over the hearts of everyone he met.And so, the adventures of Mr. Bean continued, with each day bringing new laughs and surprises as he navigated the world with his unique blend of humor and charm. The town may have been small, but thanks to Mr. Bean, it was always filled with big smiles and lots of laughter.篇3A Funny Story: The Misadventures of CharlieOnce upon a time, in a small town, there lived a young man named Charlie. Charlie was a bit of a klutz and always seemed to find himself in the most ridiculous situations. Despite his best efforts to stay out of trouble, trouble always seemed to find him.One day, Charlie decided to try his hand at cooking. He had never cooked before, but he thought he could handle something simple like scrambled eggs. He cracked the eggs into a bowl and beat them vigorously, then poured them into a hot pan. But as he tried to flip the eggs, they flew out of the pan and landed all over the kitchen walls. Charlie was covered in eggs from head to toe, and the kitchen looked like a disaster zone.Another time, Charlie decided to take up gardening. He bought some seeds and planted them in a small plot of land behind his house. But he forgot to water them regularly, and soon the plants began to wither and die. Not to be deterred, Charlie decided to water them all at once with a hose. The force of the water was so strong that it knocked him off his feet and sent him tumbling down the hill behind his house.One day, Charlie decided to go for a bike ride. He hadn't ridden a bike in years, but he thought he could regain his balance quickly. He pedaled down the street, feeling confident, until he hit a patch of loose gravel and went flying over the handlebars. He landed in a heap on the sidewalk, with scrapes and bruises all over his body.Despite his many misadventures, Charlie always managed to see the humor in his situations. He never took himself too seriously and was always the first to laugh at himself. And though he may not have been the most graceful or coordinated person, he was certainly one of the most resilient.In the end, Charlie learned that it's okay to make mistakes and that it's important to laugh at yourself. Life is too short to take everything so seriously, and sometimes, a little bit of laughter is all you need to get through the toughest of times.And so, Charlie happily stumbled through life, always ready for the next misadventure that was sure to come his way.。
初中英语作文:我碰到一件趣事(AFunnyThingHappene
初中英语作文:我碰到一件趣事(AFunnyThingHappene •相关推荐初中英语作文:我碰到一件趣事(A Funny Thing Happened to Me)在现实生活或工作学习中,大家或多或少都会接触过作文吧,写作文可以锻炼我们的`独处习惯,让自己的心静下来,思考自己未来的方向。
相信很多朋友都对写作文感到非常苦恼吧,以下是小编为大家收集的初中英语作文:我碰到一件趣事(A Funny Thing Happened to Me),欢迎大家借鉴与参考,希望对大家有所帮助。
a funny thing happened to me last friday. id gone to london to do some shopping. i wanted to get some christmas presents, and i needed to find some books for my course at school (you see, im a student). i caught an early train to london so by early afternoon id bought everything that i wanted. anyway, im not very fond of london, all the noise and traffic, and id made some arrangements for that evening. so, i took a tai to waterloo station.i cant really afford tais, but i wanted to get the 3:30 train. unfortunately the tai got stuck in a traffic jam, and by the time i got to waterloo, the train had just gone. i had to wait an hour for the net one. i bought an evening newspaper the standard, and wandered over to the station buffet. at that time of day its nearly empty, so i bought a coffee and a packet of biscuits--chocolate biscuits. im yew fond of chocolate biscuits. there were plenty of empty tables and i found one near the window. i sat down and began doing the crossword. enjoy doing crossword puzzles.after a couple of minutes a man sat down opposite me. there was nothing special about him, ecept that he was very tall. in fact he looked like a typical city businessman--you know, dark suit and briefcase. i didnt say anything and i carried on with mycrossword. suddenly he reached across the table, opened my packet of biscuits, took one, dipped it into his coffee and popped it into his mouth, i couldnt believe my eyes! i was too shocked to say any thing. anyway, i didnt want to make a fuss, so i decided to ignore it. i always avoid trouble if i can. i just took a biscuit myself and went back to my crossword.when the man took a second biscuit, i didnt look up and i didnt make a sound. i pretended to be very interested in the puzzle. after a couple of minutes, i casually put out my hand, took the last biscuit and glanced at the man. he was staring at me furiously. i nervously put the biscuit in my mouth, and decided to leave. i was ready to get up and go when the man suddenly pushed back his chair, stood up and hurried out of the buffet. i felt very re. lieved and decided to wait two or three minutes before going myself. i finished my coffee, folded my newspaper and stood up. and there, on the table, where my newspaper had been, was my packet of biscuits.。
AFunnierStory一个更有趣的故事_小学英语作文_
A Funnier Story 一个更有趣的故事
Mr William was deaf, but he didn't like people to know this. One evening he asked some friends to dinner. While they were sitting together after dinner, one of his friends told a funny story. Everyone laughed, and Mr William laughed, too. He said, "That was a funny story, but I know a funnier one." So he began his story. When it ended, everyone laughed louder than ever. Mr William himself smiled happily. But he didn't know he had told the very story that his friend had just told.
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威廉先生耳聋,可是他不愿让别人知道。
一天晚上他请一些朋友吃饭。
当饭后他们坐在一起时,一位朋友讲了一个很有趣的故事。
大家都笑了,威廉先生也笑了。
他说,“这是一个挺有趣的故事,可是我还知道一个更有趣的。
”于是他开始讲自己的故事。
当故事结束时,大家笑得更厉害了。
威廉先生自己也开心地笑了。
可是他不知道,他讲的故事正是刚才他朋友讲的那个故事。
habitsareafunnything阅读翻译
habitsareafunnything阅读翻译当然可以,下面是对“Habits are a funny thing”这篇文章的翻译:习惯是一件很有趣的事情。
当我们谈论习惯时,我们通常指的是一些日常行为或思考方式,这些行为和方式在我们生活中不断重复,有时甚至在我们的意识之外。
这些习惯可以是积极的,也可以是消极的,它们对我们的生活产生深远的影响。
“习惯是一件有趣的事情,因为它们就像我们的朋友或家人一样,有时我们喜欢他们,有时我们不喜欢他们,但无论如何,他们都在那里。
”这句话是我在一次演讲中经常引用的。
它很好地表达了习惯在我们生活中的重要性以及我们对它们的态度。
我们可能有一个早晨喝咖啡的习惯,或者每天晚上都会看一集最喜欢的电视剧。
这些习惯可能在我们的生活中已经存在了很长时间,甚至可能已经渗透到我们的日常生活的每一个细节中。
我们可能会忘记如果没有这些习惯会是怎样的,但我们知道没有它们我们的生活将会失去一些重要的元素。
然而,就像所有的朋友和家人一样,习惯可能会对我们产生负面影响。
例如,如果我们有一个过度依赖咖啡的习惯,那么在一天中的某些时候可能会感到疲惫和无精打采。
或者如果我们有一个过度依赖社交媒体的习惯,那么可能会感到焦虑和压力,因为我们会不断地检查手机以确保没有错过任何消息。
因此,我们需要意识到我们的习惯,并试图理解它们如何影响我们的生活。
我们也需要尝试改变那些对我们不利的行为,或者至少要意识到我们正在做出这样的改变。
这是一个需要时间和耐心的过程,但最终的结果通常是值得的。
总的来说,习惯是一件有趣的事情。
它们是我们生活的一部分,有时它们可以成为我们的一部分,有时它们也可以成为我们的负担。
但无论如何,了解和适应我们的习惯都是我们生活的一部分,我们需要学会如何与它们共存。
Afunnything一件可笑的事双语日记阅读
A funny thing一件可笑的事双语日记阅读Small when we do a lot of annoying things, some things are really going by their stupid cry. Don't know when you are doing what little more ridiculous thing ah.小的时候我们肯定干过好多让人哭笑不得的事情,有些事情真的快要被自己蠢哭了。
不知道你们小的时候都干过哪些比较可笑的事情啊。
A funny thing 一件可笑的事When I was five, my mother bought a plastic doll to me. This is a lovely, beautiful doll, pink face, round eyes, blond hair. I love her very much.在我五岁的时候,妈妈给我买了一个塑料娃娃。
这是个可爱的、漂亮的娃娃,粉红的脸蛋,圆溜溜的眼睛,金色的头发。
我非常喜欢她。
One day, the weather is very cold, I play outside, I suddenly remembered the doll, she didn't wear clothes, must be very cold. How to let her warm? I want to run home quickly, put the doll in the fire, it is safe to go out to play. My mother told me to go home when it was dark, I found the doll was covered in black, and has been deformed, and not the lovely and beautiful doll. I cried sadly. Mom saw it and said with a smile, "how can a plastic doll be baked with fire?" My face is red.有一天,天气很冷,我在外面玩,忽然想起我的娃娃,她没穿衣服,一定很冷。
优秀英语作文范文《The Funny Things In School》500字
优秀英语作文范文《The Funny Things In School》500字The Funny Things In SchoolSchool can sometimes be a boring place, but there can also be lots of fun and laughter to be had. As students, we all have different memories of the funny things that happen in school. Here, I will share my experience of the funniest moments I've ever had in school.One of the funniest things I remember was when my friend and I were discussing something loudly during class. We were so engrossed in our conversation that we completely forgot where we were. Suddenly, our teacher walked in and gave us a stern look. We both shrunk in embarrassment and the whole class broke out in laughter. It was one of the most unforgettable and embarrassing moments of my life.Another time I remember having a laugh in school was during lunch break. A group of friends and I were sitting together on the bench, chatting about all sorts of things. While talking, I made a silly joke and everyone suddenly burst into peals of laughter. Even the people walking by couldn't help but smile and join in on the laughter. It really made my day!Finally, one of the most hilarious moments I ever experienced in school was when our class was putting on a play. We students were all playing the respective parts but to our surprise, one of us completely changed the script. We were all taken aback at first but then we started laughing at how funny the changes were. We all ended up having a good time and some of us were literally rollingon the floor with laughter.These are just some of the examples of how hilarious school can be if you look for the humour in it. Even during the most serious of times, you can always find something to make you smile. So, next time you're feeling down and out, try to find something funny that can lighten up the mood. Who knows, it might even make your day!。