我懂个P第四季

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《我懂个P》第一部PPT作品

阿文，能给我几个好看的模板吗？
你
找得到A片
你
淘得到宝
却连一个 PPT模板都找不到!？
一个微博满足你所有模板需求：
@我爱PPT
如果你支持原创，这里也不错：是
动画大师
但我是
动画刷大师
一刷，
把别人好看的动画占为己用
如果你还不满足于此
阿文，怎么配色呢？
我只比你早一点知道这些功能，而已。如果我是大神，
你现在也是大神了！
我之所以写《我懂个P》
不是告诉你: 我有多厉害
而是告诉你：你能有多厉害!
所以应该如何读《我懂个P》呢？
错误的读后感
大神！！
正确的读后感
艹！原来那么简单！
关于如何学习
PPT
每天我都会收到各种各样的问题,
我在这里统一回答一下。
由于最近把硬盘摔坏了，一直在修，所以这一季耽误了很久，实在抱歉。
这一季是谈心，主题是 :
就让这个P
请别叫我
大神
PG家长指引
看什么呢？！
自从第一季不小心被大家转发之后，我就多了很多称呼：大神，大大……
大神请别叫我
, 我不是@秋叶
大大请别叫我
, 我不是口香糖
Hi~~~~ 其实，我只是一个刚毕业的屌丝，每天和右手过着平凡的生活。
秋叶订阅他的微信我已经讲了1万次了但丌差这一次其实学习ppt真的丌难只是你懒得提高道别关于希望在繁忙的工作中就让这个p逗你笑一笑就让这个p助你一臂之力就让这个p令你爱上ppt谢谢大家一直对我的支持希望在我回归的时候你已成为真正的大神
I REALLY KNOW
PPT
/author/simonxxx/
这一季我只是告诉大家 Office 2013 中有个这样的按钮！！！

老友记（第四季）台词【417】TheOneWithTheFreePorn

The One With The Free PornStory by Mark J. KunerthTeleplay by Richard GoodmanTranscribed by: Eric Aasen417 免费成人电影乔伊和钱德无意中调出成人电影频道。

莫妮卡催促罗斯在艾米丽离开美国前向她表白。

不过事情并不顺利，艾米丽另有男人。

罗斯飞往伦敦向艾米丽示爱，而艾米丽却正飞回美国，想告诉罗斯她选择和他在一起。

菲比发现自己怀的是三胞胎。

小弗兰克决心从“冰箱大学”辍学并找工作；菲比不想让弟弟放弃“梦想”，所以想办法搞钱。

4.17 The One With The Free PornJoey and Chandler unexpectedly receive an "adult" movie channel.Monica urges Ross to express his true feelings to Emily before she leaves the country, but things don't go as well as expected--it turns out there's another man.Ross goes to London to prove his love for Emily, but she returns to the states to tell him she's chosen him.Phoebe finds out she's carrying triplets;Frank, Jr. considers dropping out of refrigerator college to get a job; Phoebe tries to come up with ways to make money so he won't have to give up his "dream."[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]Mr. Treeger: Ohhh, man!!Joey: (coming in from his bedroom) What is that?Chandler:Treeger’s snaking the shower drain.snake v.蜿蜒前进 <美口>拖拉/shower drain n.淋浴下水管道Mr. Treeger:What in the name of hell?in the name of adv.以...的名义凭Joey: Maybe he found you flip-flop.flip-flop <口>啪嗒啪嗒的响声(或动作) 夹脚拖鞋(Joey sits down and changes the channel, and we see two people making out.)Chandler: Hey!Joey:Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I must’ve hit something on the remote.porn <俚>(=pornography) 色情描写黄片Chandler: Do we pay for this?Joey:No, we didn’t even pay our cable bill—maybe this is how they punish us.cable bill n.有线电视费Chandler:Maybe we shouldn’t pay our phone bill—free phone sex.Joey:Maybe we shouldn’t pay our gas bill? (Stops and thinks about what he just said.)gas bill n.煤气费Mr. Treeger:(coming in from the bathroom) Whoa, hey, that lady’sall kinds of naked.Chandler: Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just, came on!Mr. Treeger: Yeah, it happened to me once. I was just flippingthrough the channels and bam! It was like finding money.flip through <口>浏览Chandler: Like finding money with naked people on it!Mr. Treeger: Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV, I never got it back again. And I’m sad. (Exits.)Joey: (to Chandler) Why would he turn off the TV? (Chandler shrugs.)OPENING CREDITS[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]Rachel:All right, y’know what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat? (She makes a move for the remote.)make a move v.走一步Joey and Chandler: (stopping her) Oh no-no-no-no!Chandler:We don’t know what could make this go away.Joey: Yeah, so no one touches the remote. And no one touches the TV!Chandler: And no one touches the air around the TV!Joey: Imagine a protective porn bubble if you will, okay?protective bubble n.保护泡Monica:Well at least, I’m going to mute it.mute vt. 消除(声音) 减轻(声音)Joey and Chandler: Oh no-no-no! (Monica mutes the TV and they tentatively look behind them)tentatively ad.试验性地暂时地Chandler: We still have porn.Joey: Hey.Phoebe: (entering, carrying her massage table) Hi!massage tableMonica: Hi!Rachel:Honey, what are you doing? That’s too heavy.Phoebe: Yeah.Rachel: Give it here. (She takes the table.) Oh, God. (And gives it to Monica right away.)Monica: Okay.Phoebe:Ohh, I’m getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Y’know, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table. (She goes over and stands in front of the TV.)lug v.(用力)拖拉Chandler:Or a job where you don’t have to carry a table.Phoebe: You mean like a doctor?Joey:Pheebs! You’re blocking the porn! Look out!Phoebe: Ohh! (She moves.) Oh my. Oh, that reminds me, I have to see my OB-GYN today.OB-GYN：怀孕的菲比说她要去看OB-GYN，OB是Obstetrician(产科医生)的简称，GYN是Gynecologist(妇科医生)的简称，合起来就是妇产科医生。

《实习生TheIntern》英中字幕

Freud said, "love and work. Work and love. 弗洛伊德说过爱情和工作That's all there is." 就是生活的全部Well, I'm retired,and my wife is dead. 不过我退休了我的太太也去世了As you can imagine, that's given me some time on my hands. 你能想得出来我现在有时间搞自己的事情了My wife's been gone for three and a half years. 我的太太去世三年半了I miss her in every way. And retirement? 我每日都在思念她那么我对退休后的感觉呢That is an ongoing, relentless effort in creativity. 就是需要不停的发挥创造力At first, I admit I enjoyed the novelty of it. 一开始我承认我享受过刚退休的新鲜感Sort of felt like I was playing hooky. 有点像我在翘班的感觉I used all the miles I'd saved and traveled the globe. 我按照以前积攒下来的里程数进行了环球旅行The problem was, no matter where I went, as soonas I got home,但问题在于无论去到哪里我一到家The nowhere-To-Be thing hit me like a ton of bricks. 那种无所事事无处可去的感觉重重的打击了我I realized the key to this whole deal was to keep moving. 我意识到保持新鲜感的关键就在于不停的行动Get up, get out of the house, and go somewhere. 起身走出家门去个地方Anywhere. 哪儿都行Come rain or shine, I'm at my Starbucks by 7:15. 晴雨无阻我会在7点15到达星巴克Excuse me, mind if we join you? 不好意思介意我们拼桌吗- No. - Hey. How are you? -不介意-嘿你好吗Can't explain it, but it makes me feel part ofsomething.无法解释地这给了我一种归属感These guys today, they're not numbers guys. 今天要见的这些人不是那种喜欢听数字的Don't talk figures with them. 不要和他们谈数据How do I spend the rest of my days? 我该怎样度过这一天剩下的时间呢You name it. Golf, books, movies, pinochle. 随你高尔夫球都市看电影打扑克Tried yoga, learned to cook, 做瑜伽学厨艺Bought some plants, took classes in mandarin. 种点花草上普通话班Xiang xin wo, wo shen me dou shiguo le. 相信我我什么都试过了Translation..."Believe me, I've tried everything." 翻译成英文就是相信我我什么都试过了And then, of course, there are the funerals. 当然也参加过一些葬礼So many more than I could imagine. 参加过的葬礼比我想象的还要多The only traveling I do these days 这些天我唯一一次旅行Is out to San Diego to visit my son and his family. 就是去圣地亚哥看我儿子一家They're great. I love them to pieces. 他们很好我超爱他们But to be honest, I think I probably relied on them 不过说实话我觉得我可能有点太依赖他们了Way more than I should. 过于依赖Don't get me wrong, I'm not an unhappy person. 别误会我不是一个悲观的人Quite the contrary. 恰恰相反I just know there's a hole in my life, and I need to fill it. 我只是意识到我的生活出现了空洞我需要填满它Soon. 尽快填好Which brings me to today when I was leaving the market 如此生活到了今天当我离开菜市场的时候And caught your flyer out of the corner of my eye. 你的传单出现在我的眼边Hmm. 嗯"Seniors, be an intern." 老人当实习生Ben, I thought that was you. 本我就觉得是你Hi. 嗨Hey. 嘿What'd you find? 你发现了什么I think an internet place is looking for seniorinterns.我觉得是个网络公司在招老年实习生- Am I reading this right? - Let me see. -我没看错吧-让我看看"Applicants must be over 65 years of age... 申请者必须超过65岁have organizational skills, a genuine interest in e-Commerce," 具有组织协调能力对电子商务有发自内心的爱Whatever that is... 不管那是啥"...and a Roll-Up-Your-Sleeves attitude." 还要有踏实肯干的态度About The Fit. Com, isn't that the outfit that was... 正好合身公司这是不是那个yeah, yeah, yeah. 对对对They bought one of those old factories in RedHook.他们在红钩区买了个老工厂My daughter says they sell clothes on the internet. 我女儿说他们是在网上卖衣服的How that works, I have no idea. 我一点都不知道那怎么搞Well, you have to upload the application. 你得上传你的申请That could be challenging. Listen to this... 这有点难听好"Cover letters are so old-Fashioned. 求职信实在太过时了Show us who you are with a cover-Letter video. 附一段视频来介绍自己Upload your video to youtube or vimeo using 把视频上传到YouTube或者Vimeo. Mov, . Avi,or a. Mpg file. 做成Mov Avi格式或者Mpg文件We look forward to meeting you." 我们期待与您的会面Well, I guess that's meeting me. 好吧我猜他们把看视频就当跟我见面了I swear I don't even know what language that was. 我发誓我完全不知道他们在说啥What are you doing tonight, Ben? 你今晚要做什么本- A frozen lasagna? - Well... -做烤冷面吗-这个嘛I could make a little salad, turn it into a dinner fortwo,我本来想弄点沙拉当成两人份的晚餐Like we did that time and never did again. 就像我们做过一次之后再也没做过的那样You know that was over five months ago? 你知道那是五个月前的事了吗Oh, yeah. No, no, we got to do that again, for sure, 哦真没注意我们一定得再弄一次But okay if we take a rain check? 不过推后一点好吗You're awful cute, you know that? 你知不知道你简直太可爱了- No, I didn't.- Well, it's true, you are. -我不知道-真的你就是很可爱So I'll see you. 好了回见Don't take too long, doll. 小可爱不要拖太久You're not getting any younger. 再等你也不会变年轻的- I know, I know, I know. - All right. -我知道我知道-好的So here I am, applying to be one of your interns 所以我在这里申请成为你们的实习生Because the more I think about this idea, 因为我越琢磨这件事The more tremendous I think it is. 我越觉得这件事事关重大I love the idea of having a place I can go everyday.我喜欢有个地方让我每天都能去I want the connection, the excitement. 我想要那种连接关系兴奋感I want to be challenged, 我想迎接挑战And I guess I might even want to be needed. 甚至我想得到被需要的感觉The tech stuff might take a bit to figure out. 技术上的问题可能我会需要一些时间来学习I had to call my 9-Year-Old grandson 我还不得不打电话问了我9岁的孙子Just to find out what a usb connector was. 就为了问USB接口是什么东西But I'll get there. Eager to learn. 但我会学会的我渴望去学习Also, I want you to know I've been a company man all my life. 而且我希望你们明白我一直是个忠于单位的人I'm loyal, I'm trustworthy, and I'm good in a crisis. 我很忠诚值得信赖并且在危机之时能挺身而出And I love that you're right here in Brooklyn. 而且我喜欢你们就在布鲁克林这里I've lived here all my life, and lately I feel 我一辈子都在这生活最近我觉得I may not be hip enough to live in Brooklyn, 作为住在布鲁克林的人我还不够嬉皮So this could help with that, too. 所以这也能帮我变得嬉皮起来I read once, musicians don't retire. 我曾经读到过音乐家是不会退休的They stop when there's no more music in them. 他们只是在没有音乐灵感的时候停下来Well, I still have music in me, absolutely positiveabout that.不过我还有着灵感我非常非常确定♪This is a world premiere ♪{\i1}♪这是个全球首映♪♪This is a world premiere ♪{\i1}♪这是个全球首映♪♪This is a world premiere♪{\i1}♪这是个全球首映♪♪As I look around me ♪{\i1}♪我环顾四周♪♪So many, many want to down me ♪{\i1}♪这么多想打倒我的人♪♪But ain't no...never drown me ♪{\i1}♪但我兄弟不会淹死我♪♪In front of a dirty double-Mirror they found me ♪{\i1}♪在个肮脏的双镜前他们找到我♪♪And I love myself ♪{\i1}♪我爱自己♪♪The world is a ghetto with guns and picket signs ♪{\i1}♪这世界充满枪支和稽查队的贫民窟♪♪I love myself ♪{\i1}♪我爱自己♪♪But they can do what they want whenever theywant ♪{\i1}♪但他们随时都能随心所欲♪♪I don't mind ♪{\i1}♪我不在乎♪♪I love myself ♪{\i1}♪我爱自己♪♪He said I got to get up ♪{\i1}♪他说我必须振作起来♪♪Life is more than suicide ♪{\i1}♪除了自杀你还能做很多♪♪I love myself ♪{\i1}♪我爱我自己♪♪One day at a time ♪{\i1}♪每天问一次♪Good news,I found a size eight in navy. 好消息我找到了一件深蓝色的8号No, you are right. That package should havearrived by now.{\r\i1}不你是对的包裹应该现在就到了Let me track that for you. 让我帮你查查Yep, these pants are awesome if you have hips. 如果你有翘臀的话穿这款裤子一定棒极了Super slimming. 非常显瘦Okay, let me just review this with you... 好了让我给您复述下您的情况You have six bridesmaids. You ordered six 您有六个女伴娘您定了六套Of the silk chiffon Antoinette dresses in pink. 安托瓦内特雪纺裙粉色The wedding is in three days, 婚礼将在三天后举行And the dresses just arrived all in charcoal gray. 但是刚送到的裙子都是炭灰色的Which we don't even sell, so that is a bit of amystery.这有点奇怪我们根本不卖那种裙子Okay, here's what we're gonna do about this. 好了我们打算这样帮您解决问题I am gonna call the vendor and have this fixedtoday.我会今天致电卖家让他给您都弄妥当I will personally see the dresses before they arefedexed.我会在这些裙子发货之前亲自检查And I promise you they will be at your front door 我保证裙子会在周五早上九点前By 9:00 a.m. Friday, okay? 送到您的家门口可以吗You know what, let me give you my cell, just incase...这样吧我把我的手机号给你以防万一718-555-0199. 718 555 0199Oh, thank you so much for your patience. 多谢您的耐心And I am gonna refund you back all your money. 我会把您的钱全部退回去It's the... 这是Yes. N... 是的不Okay, hey, you check this one off your list, okay? 好了您可以把这件事从待办事项中划掉了This is done. 这事解决了And, Rachel, have a great wedding. 还有瑞秋祝您有个幸福的婚礼Oh, my god, how did that happen? 哦天怎么会发生这种事Jules? 朱尔斯I know, I know, I'm late for something. 我知道我知道我晚了Yeah, everything. 是所有事你都晚了You see why I take customer-Service calls? 你知道为什么我接了客服电话吗I mean, it's so good. You learn so much. 我的意思是这感觉很好能学到很多Okay, what's up? What am I doing? 好了什么事我要做什么Okay, Cameron was waiting for you but hadanother meeting.卡梅伦之前在等你不过他还有个会要开He said he'll be back at 2:00. 他说他两点再来- Everyone needs you to sign off on tomorrow'shomepage.- Right.-明天的主页方案你得签字同意-好的And your 11:00 is in the big conference room. 你11点要去大会议室开会So is your 11:10. Finance needs you, 11点10分也是你还要去财政部I guess you e-Mailed a bunch of people 我知道你在凌晨四点At 4:00 a.m. About something? 给很多人发了邮件是关于什么的Oh, good, I forgot about that. 哦我天我差点忘了那事I want to figure out a way for friends to shop together online. 我想找一个办法能让好朋友们一起在网上购物Make it less of an alone thing. 让网上购物不再是独自做的事- E-Mail me that idea, will you? - Yeah, I like that. -把这个点子发邮件给我好吗-好的我会的Um, is now a good time to call your mom back? 呃现在是给你妈妈回电话的好时机吗Dude, I'm on a bike. 我骑着车子呢Happy birthday! 生日快乐Come on. 来吧Oh. 哦Oh, what a mess. This is the middle of the office. 这怎么一团糟这可是在办公室里Don't... Don't... Don't put that... 不要不要把那个放上去{\i1}♪因为你知道我就像那重低音贝司♪\N♪Because you know I'm all about thatbass ♪{\i1}♪超重低音拒绝高音♪\N♪'Boutthat bass, no treble ♪{\i1}♪我就像那重低音贝司♪\N♪I'mall about that bass ♪- Hello. - Hi. -你好-嗨I'm Ben Whittaker. 我是本·惠特克I received an e-mail about an interview 我收到了一封叫我来面试的邮件For the senior intern program. 来面试老年实习生Hey, Ben. How's it going? 你好啊本你过得怎么样It's going good, real good. Thank you. 很好真的谢谢你Excellent. Take a seat around the corner, 那太棒了在这个拐角坐下吧And someone from talent acquisition will come 然后人才收购部门的人会来接待你get you.Thank you. 谢谢你"Talent acquisition"? 人才收购{\i1}♪我就像那重低音贝司♪\N♪I'mall about that bass ♪{\i1}♪我就像那重低音贝司超重低音拒绝瘦身♪\N♪'Bout that bass, no treble♪{\i1}♪我就像那重低音贝司超重低音\N♪I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass ♪Okay, you guys have to remember, 你们要记住The homepage has to read in a glance. 人们看主页就是一瞥的工夫- Right. - Also, you have to get back like this -是的-而且如果你想体会35岁以上If you want to see what looks like if you're, like,over 35.看到主页的感觉的话你得离这么远Okay, so I can't read anything, 这样我什么都看不清But if I could, what do you want me to see? 如果我能看清你想让我看到什么"Five girls, one shirt" or "check out the fit"? 五个女孩一件衬衣还是试穿效果Well, both, but what I really want you to see 都想我真的很想让人们看到Is the shirt worn by five different body types. 五个不同体态的人穿上这件衬衫的效果Okay, then you got to make me see that. 好的那你就得让我看到这样的效果Try making the photo grid bigger. 试试把照片放大点I love that five. Can we make it more graphic? 我喜欢这个5 能做的再直观点吗Yeah, that's cool. 好的这不错Maybe hero the girl in the red shirt. 或许可以突出穿红色衬衫的女孩- Jules...- That is a great red. -朱尔斯-那红色真的很漂亮It is going to fly out of here. 都要从屏幕中冲出来了I needed you to sign off on this, like, two hours ago. 我需要你签字同意这个两个小时前就该签好了I know, I know, but can you try? 我知道我知道你能不能按我说的试一下Yep. 好的Mia? Tell me that thing again. 米娅把那件事再跟我说一遍吧Oh, 40% of our visitors don't go past thehomepage.嗯百分之四十的顾客会看到主页就关了Which isn't so bad. 那已经不算太糟了Yeah, but we should fix that. 是的但我们能够改善它Okay, here you go. 好了你看I love it. 我很喜欢这个Great, and it's up. 好的就这样了Okay. Thanks, everybody. 好了谢谢大伙- Thanks. - Thank you. -谢谢-谢谢Let's go over pitch for Friday. 我们再来说说周五要发的那批货Okay, so... 好的the Antoinette dress. 那些雪纺裙子Major screw-Up by the vendor. 被卖家给搞砸了There's gonna be a couple of\Ninterviews today,Ben.今天会有好几场面试本We want to make sure that we both find the right fit. 我们希望我们双方都能认同职位的合适度Business as usual is not really our motto, 每天都做一样的工作可不是我们宗旨So we hope you have some fun here. 我们希望你在这里过得开心This is the first time we're hiring senior interns, 这是我们第一次聘用老年实习生So some of our intern questions 所以我们面试的问题May not exactly fit your profile, 可能有些不符合你的简历But we're gonna go for it anyway, okay? 不过我们还是会问的好吗Fire away. 来吧Okay, good. 好的Where'd you go to school? 你在哪上的学I went to northwestern. 我上的西北大学Hey, my brother went to northwestern. 我弟弟也在西北大学Probably not at the same time. 不过我们时间不同Probably not. He graduated in 2009. 对他2009年毕业的Class of '65. 我是65届的Wow, what was your major? 哇哦你的专业是什么Do you remember? 你还记得吗And after northwestern you went on to...? 从西北大学毕业后你去哪了I went to work for Dex One. 我去Dex One公司工作了- Okay, and they made...?- honebooks. -好的他们是做什么的-电话簿I was in charge of overseeing 我是管审查The printing of the physical phonebook. 纸质电话本的印刷的I did that for over 20 years, and before that, 我做了二十年那之前I was their V.P. of sales and advertising. 我是他们的销售和广告部的副总裁So, do they still make phonebooks? 那么他们现在还做电话簿吗I mean, doesn't everyone just Google numbers? 我是说现在大家不都是在网上查电话的吗I believe they do, but before Google that was how you got a number. 我觉得他们还在做有谷歌之前大家都是用电话本查电话的Oh, no, no. Yeah, I... I get it. 哦哦对我知道了So 40 years at the phonebook company? 所以您在电话薄公司工作了四十年That is amazing, seriously. 讲真这真是令人惊叹Okay, Benjamin. 好了本杰明Now, I'm gonna ask you one of our more tellingquestions我会问您一个简述题For all of our interns, so I want you to, like, 是我们给每一个实习生准备的我希望您This is the one to really think about, okay? 认真考虑这个问题好吗And...And take your time. 不着急慢慢想Where do you see yourself in 10 years? 十年后您觉得您会怎样When I'm 80? 我80的时候吗Yeah, sure. 当然Yeah, whatever. 别管这茬了Um... 呃wait. Did not realize you were 70. 等等我真没意识到您已经70了That's, uh... That question just doesn't work foryou, does it?所以那个问题不适合你对吧Should we just scratch that one and just move on? 我能不能划掉那个问题然后继续- It's your call, Justin. - Okay, that one's gone. -听你的贾斯汀-好那就不管那个问题了You look great, by the way. So great. 顺便一提您看起来真的很年轻非常好And you're clearly more than qualified for this job. 并且您远远超过了这项符合工作的标准You're actually, like,way overqualified, 您真的是远远超过了合格线And we were so impressed. 我们对你非常欣赏You had great interviews, great video. 您面试的很好您的视频也很棒You nailed it, Ben. Congrats. 恭喜你你通过了You're an intern. 你现在是个实习生了- Hey. - Hi. -嘿-嗨I need you for two minutes, uninterrupted. 我需要你专心致志地给我两分钟- Okay. - Remember a few weeks ago, -好的-记不记得几周前We talked about the senior intern program? 我说过的那个老年实习生项目- No. - Really? We had a... -不记得了-真的吗我们当时We had a whole, big conversation about it. 当时针对这个项目谈了很久We did? Okay, remind me. 是吗那帮我回忆一下Seniors in high school or college? 是高中或者大学里的高年级学生吗No, no, no, no. 不是完全不是Seniors in life. Older people. 老年人真真正正的老年人Hold on, what? 等一下你说啥I told you I felt like we needed to do an outreachprogram.跟你讲过我们需要做一些不同寻常的项目You definitely seemed to be liking the idea, 你当时看起来很喜欢这个想法So I set it in motion. It's gonna be great. 所以我行动了起来这会很棒的Hold, please. 请等一下You're hiring senior citizen interns? 你在招老年实习生吗There's been a ton of research on this, 我们做了非常多的工作And the results are actually incredible. 结果出乎意料的好I mean, imagine having an intern with a lifetime of experience, 我是说想想那些有着一生丰富工作经验的人As opposed to somebody who spent 与那些把生命最后几年The last four years of their life playing beer pong. 花在成天玩啤酒乒乓球上的人恰恰相反Do they eventually want jobs here? 他们是真想打工吗No, darling, they're all retired. 亲爱的他们不是他们都退休了They... They just want the experience. 他们只是想要这份经历And I would like one to work directly with you. 所以我想安排一个你直属的实习生Wait, Cameron, no. 等等卡梅伦不要First of all, I'm not great with older people. 首先我不擅长和老年人打交道You know how I am with my parents. 你知道我和我父母的关系的This could be... 这可能why do I have to have one? 为什么我非得要一个老年实习生Because you have to set the tone. 因为你得向大家表个态Now, would you prefer a man or a woman? 现在你是想要个男的还是女的实习生There's a great 72-Year-Old woman, really cute. 有一个很可爱的72岁太太That's like the same age as my mom. 跟我妈妈一样大- That's too weird. - That's fine. -感觉好怪-没关系There's a man everyone loves.He seems amazing. 还有一个我们都特别喜欢的老先生他看起来特别棒I watched his video with the whole group. 我和整组同事一起看了他的视频People were crying. 他们都被感动哭了Okay, this is not going to work, in my opinion. 好吧我觉得这对我来说没用But how long do I have to do this for? 我得这样干多久- Minimum? - Six weeks or we'll be sued. -最少-六周不然我们会被起诉I know we never talked about this. 我知道我们以前从没讨论过这件事Yeah, we did.For real. 我们真的讨论过He starts tomorrow. 他明天来上班Mm. 嗯Back in action. 重新开始工作Thank god. 感谢上帝New interns, welcome to ATF. 新来的实习生们欢迎来到A TF正好合身公司We all work on this one floor, and that is because 我们都在这一层工作因为We are all about communication and teamwork. 我们的工作都是团队工作需要实时沟通No one has a private office, 没有人有私人办公室Not even our founder and CEO, Jules Ostin, 连我们的创始人和总裁朱尔斯·奥斯丁也没有自己的办公室Who is actually right over there. 她其实就在这She loves to ride her bike through the office. 她喜欢骑着自行车穿行在办公室之间That woman does not like to waste time. 因为她讨厌浪费时间Plus, she counts it as exercise. 而且她把骑车当成一种锻炼That's adorable. 那很好Yeah. Mm-Hmm. 嗯是Hey. How you doing? I'm Davis. 嘿你好我是戴维斯Hi, Davis. Ben Whittaker. 嗨戴维斯我是本·惠特克- Exciting place, huh? - Oh, my god. -这是个激动人心的地方吧-哦我天They had one opening for a regular-Age intern, no offense. 他们也招了一个年龄正常的实习生无意冒犯I got it. I'm so psyched. 我拿到了我好兴奋I'm pretty psyched myself. 我是真的好兴奋All right, a few words about Jules. 好了那就介绍一下朱尔斯She started about the fit only 18 months ago. 她在一年半前才创立了这个公司This whole idea was hatched at Jules' kitchen table 整个主意都是她在下厨时想出来的Right here in Brooklyn. 就在布鲁克林这里Jules tried everything on that she sold, 她试穿了自己卖的每件衣服Described the fit herself, 自己宣传了公司And apparently it worked. 很显然她成功了She was online in four months. 她上线了4个月She started with 25 employees. 从25个雇员开始She's now up to 216. 现在公司有216人了With you 4, 220. 加上你们4个有220人Wow. 哇哦Hey, Ben, are you gonna wear a suit every day? 嘿本你每天都穿着西装吗- You bet. - Confident. -你说呢-肯定是I like how you roll. 我喜欢你的打扮I like it a lot. 我很喜欢- We just hit a record high of 2,500 likes on instagram.- Yeah! -我们刚刚创下了2500赞的Instagram新纪录-耶And that's what we do 有好事发生时When something good happens around here. 我们就会这么庆祝New interns, grab a seat 实习生们找个座位At one of the intern tables over there. 实习生们的桌子在这heck your e-Mail. You may find that you've been assigned 查查你们的邮箱就可能发现发现你们每个人被分配给了To one particular person or one particular team. 某个人某个小组Or you might just be a floater. 或者你是流动岗位It's all good. 都是可以的Okay, let me instagram this. 好的让我把这发到Instagram上Moment in time. 定格Gray is the new green. 老木焕新生Take a seat. 坐下吧Thanks. 谢谢Got one. 收到封邮件"welcome Ben! Your internship will be 本欢迎你你的实习将会Directly with our founder, Jules Ostin." 直接跟着我们的创始人朱尔斯·奥斯丁Oh, I'm in the photo studio. 哇哦我要去照片工作室Floater.Love! 流动岗位我的爱Hey, Ben, what'd you get? 嘿本你去哪Looks like I'm gonna be a personal intern. 好像我要当某个人的实习生Nice. To? 不错谁的Jules Ostin. 朱尔斯·奥斯丁Unfortunate. 真不幸啊Hang in there. 挺住"hi Ben, I have secured an appointment 嗨本我刚为你敲定了与朱尔斯·奥斯丁的会面For you to meet with Jules Ostin today at 3:55就在下午3点55p.m.Please be prompt as Jules has another meeting at因为朱尔斯在4点还要开会请务必准时4:00 p.m."Hmm. 嗯All right,I'm going to merchandising. 好了我要去营销部了Beautiful. 好极了It's perfect. 太好了Yes, I'll try to have her there at 5:00. 我会5点去那接她Um, no, wait. 呃不等下I booked her with a vendor at 5:15. 我帮她和销售商预约在了5点15I'm sorry. 真抱歉I'll call you back. 我会给你回电话的Yes, hello? 你好Hi. I'm Ben Whittaker. 你好我是本·惠特克I have a 3:55 appointment with Ms. Ostin. 我在3点55和奥斯丁小姐有个约3:55? 3点55吗I thought she was meeting with her new intern. 我以为她那是应该见她的新实习生的That's me. 我就是那个实习生How you doing? 你好吗I'm sorry, uh, how are you an intern? 不好意思你怎么会是实习生呢W... It's the new senior intern program. 呃因为这是老年实习生项目It just started today. 今天刚开始上班Oh, my god. 哦我天Um... 嗯how old are you? 你今年多大了70. You? 70岁了你呢I'm 24. 我24了I know, I look older. 我知道我有点显老It's the job.It ages you. 因为这份工作它让人变老的很快Which won't be great in your case. 对你来说这可不太好Sorry. 抱歉I actually thought you looked younger. 其实我觉得你看起来比24更年轻点Yeah, right. 哦好吧Any tips before I go in? 我进去之前有什么嘱咐吗Just talk fast. She hates slow talkers. 就是说话要快她讨厌说话慢的人Maybe that's just when I talk slow. 可能也只是针对我说话慢的时候Don't dawdle in any way. Just keep it moving. 千万不要偷懒要一直干活And don't forget to blink. 别忘了要眨眼- Blink? - Yeah. -眨眼吗-对She hates when people don't blink. It weirds herout.她讨厌不眨眼的人那会让她特别别扭But it's 3:57. This meeting that she's in 不过已经3点57分了她正在开的那个会Just took up like two of your f... They're out. Go, go, go. 耽误了你们俩哦天他们出来了快去快去- Okay, thanks. - Go. Yeah. -好的谢谢你-嗯快去What? 什么Oh, yeah, I'm here. 我听着呢Hi, Jules? 朱尔斯你好I'm Ben, your new intern. 我是本你的新实习生I'm glad you also see the humor in this. 很高兴你也觉得这有点好笑Be hard not to. 很难不觉得啊So, Ben... 那么本I was gonna say what is a nice guy like you 我想说的是你这么好的人Doing at a place like this? 在这做什么呢But Cameron gave me the drill, 不过卡梅伦给了我这个机会So can I just be honest with you? 我可以对你实话实说吗Please. 请讲I'm not gonna have a lot for you to do. 我不会给你派很多活的That's the truth. 这是我的实话And you being assigned to me is kind of just 你被分配给我其实是为了For me to set an example for the rest of the team. 让我给大家树立个榜样If you ask me, I think that you'd be much better off 依我看你更应该去Working in creative or marketing. 创意部或者市场部工作It's a little bit slower pace, 那里的节奏慢一些Maybe a little bit easier to grasp. 或许你更容易跟上If you requested to transfer, we can make thathappen.如果你想转部门我们可以做到If that's what you'd prefer. 如果你想要我转走的话You'll be happier, believe me.I am not so fun to work for. 你会更开心相信我为我工作可一点都不愉快That's what I gather, but I can get along withanyone,我懂了不过我和谁都能相处的很好And I'm here to learn about your world, 我到这里来是为了了解你们的生活Give help where I can, so... 帮些我能帮上的忙所以so, you don't want to transfer? 所以你不想转部门吗Not really, sir. 不想I'm terribly sorry. 真是非常抱歉Excuse me. 不好意思Okay. 那好Well, then, looks like you're stuck with me. 好吧这样看来你就和我粘一起了Great, I'm excited. 好的我好激动I will e-Mail you when I have something for you我需要你的时候我会给你发电子邮件to do.Or I could just stop by a few times a day, check或者我可以每天来这几次看看有什么活in...?I'll e-Mail you. 我会给你发邮件的Also, don't feel like you have to dress up. 还有不用每天都穿的很正式I mean, we're super Cas here. 我是说我们在这很随意Well, I'm comfortable in a suit, if it's okay. 只是我还是穿西装比较舒服如果可以的话No, it's fine. 没事这样就行Old school. 学院派Exactly. 正是At least I'll stand out. 至少我在人群中很显眼I don't think you need a suit to do that. 我觉得你不穿西装也很显眼True. 也对Well, I think we did it in less than two minutes. 好吧我觉得我们已经在两分钟内谈完了I'll wait to hear from you. 我会去等你消息的Okay. 好的Want the door open or closed? 想让我关上门还是开着Doesn't matter. 随便Open, actually. 还是开开吧You'll get used to me. 你会习惯我的性格的Look forward to it. 我很期待Hi. 嗨Hi. 嗨Howdy. 你好What do you need? 你需要什么呢No. 不行What's up, Ben? Are you good? 怎么样本你还好吗Perfect. 非常好Okay. 好的The v-Neck back tee? V领衬衫吗This is holly. 这是霍莉Can you run that up to them? 你能把这个给他们吗Yeah, no, no, we love the whole line, mark. 不不我们喜欢整个线条Okay, so you can zoom out. 这样你能缩小它- Like that. - I'm going to a meeting. -像这样-我要去开会了I'll be back in an hour. We'll talk then? 我一个小时后回来回聊吧And then you can just click here to buy it. 你可以点这个来购买Cool, yeah. 好的Hello? 你好Hi, yeah. 嗨All right. 收工。

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因为生日时候虽然可以去买，但是也可能正好没货，七夕、圣诞节的礼物更要提前买，完全没时间的画集+7（周末买）皮质钱包+5羊绒袜子3双套+5【理想条件】方向：体力好文学好漂亮的女孩数值要求：体重45-65kg 美容61 手臂41 腿41 体力81 毅力41 减肥情报21 常识41 文科61 理科21 体育41【CG事件】（1）那，那是……？（好感度绿心，8月一起去假期旅行时发生）（2）不为人知的努力（好感度蓝心，9月23日运动会时发生）（3）将来的梦（好感度橙心，10月5日发生）（4）谁！？（Good ED路线，好感度粉心，11月18日发生）（5）意料外的勇姿（Good ED路线，好感度粉心，12月25日发生）（6）祈祷中的侧脸（Good ED路线，好感度红心，1月2日发生）（7）放松的时间（Good ED路线，好感度红心，1月25日发生）（8）青梅竹马（Bad ED结局）（9）结局呢？（Good ED结局）（10）数年后的未来（正确输入3个KEY WORD之后出现）【物品事件】1）阿婆的梅干（好感度蓝心以上，5月以后，美容、毅力的数值中任意一项没有达到◎）（结果：得到辅助食品，可以使用5次，每次消费1个减肥点数，使用后体重-0.1KG、美容+5、毅力+5）（2）超级电脑（好感度绿心以上，6月以后，情报、学习数值中任意一项没有达到◎）（结果：瘦身情报学习道具，可以使用5次，每次消费5个减肥点数，使用后情报+10、常识+8、文科+8、理科+8、体育+8）（3）传说的泳装（好感度橙心以上，8月以后，体重、臂部、腿部、体力的数值中任意一项没有达到◎）（结果：游泳用辅助道具，可以使用5次）（4）老爸的拳头（好感度粉心以上，暑假以后，毅力没有达到◎）（结果：入手就有效果，体力+5、毅力+15）【食品事件】*男生送的食物可以收也可以不收，收下的话，好感度会增加一些，做梦也能梦到对方，但体重也会增加；不收下的话，对好感度的影响也不大，如果实在不忍心拒绝，那就建议收下第1次的吧，后面两次的还是算了地域限定文字烧君（压力全回复，体重+1Kg）地域限定章鱼烧君（压力全回复，体重+2.5kg）地域限定煎饼君1盒（压力全回复，体重+4kg）【其他事件】（*这些不是必要事件，没时间就不用去了）俯卧撑11次俱乐部活动18次打工平日第11次、平日第16次，假日共计第11次、假日共计第26次所持金钱25000yan【约会选项】动物园Q：看到你那样，我也会变得很高兴A：谢谢……Q：丰满的兔子A：确实，就那样也不错Q：动最开始看的是白熊A：什么嘛，那样不错啊电影院Q：看动画电影A：当然，可以咯Q：通过电影学习A：真厉害啊Q：有名监督人A：非常有趣呢。

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17岁[1-2] ，高中生侦探，就读于帝丹高中二年级B班，人称“平成年代的福尔摩斯”“日本警察的救世主”。

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在和青梅竹马的女友毛利兰一同去游乐园玩时，他在目睹黑衣组织成员秘密交易时而被偷袭，并被灌下名为“APTX4869”的毒药，虽然幸免于死，但身体就此缩小成7岁小学生的模样。

之后寻求阿笠博士的帮助，在被小兰询问其名字时，化名为江户川柯南。

在阿笠博士的提议下，寄住于小兰的父亲、私家侦探毛利小五郎家中。

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那么答案只有一个了

那么答案只有一个了
1、网络流行语
“那么，答案只有一个了！”，网络流行语，出自2017年特摄剧《假面骑士Build》第38话。

该台词因剧中角色内海成彰前后的反差及夸张的表演成为了一个梗，掀起了改图创作的热潮。

中文名：那么，答案只有一个了！
出处：2017年特摄剧《假面骑士Build》第38话
2、词语来源
出自2017年特摄剧《假面骑士Build》第38话。

剧中角色内海成彰在被Evolto问及是选择向其复仇还是效忠时，内海捡起已故难波的手杖，突然狂笑，嘶吼道：“那么，答案只有一个了！”然后用膝盖顶断手杖，并答复“我将效忠于您！”
3、发展经过
该台词因角色前后的反差及夸张的表演成为了一个梗，掀起了改图创作的热潮。

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免费送你漫画脚本免费送你漫画脚本1,《给电影省钱》场景：投资人与编剧谈话。

第一格：投资人：我没钱，咱们只能小制作。

第二格：编剧：当然要小。

我的剧本是这样，一开始镜头由近而远，群山苍茫，音乐响起。

紧接着半空中打出两个大字！第三格：投资人：什么字？第四格：编剧：剧终！2，《给动画片省钱》场景：投资人与编剧谈话。

第一格：投资人：故事画面要简单，最省钱才好。

第二格：编剧：当然。

我编写的故事画面，是两个蛋在对话。

第三格：投资人：都是光秃秃的吗？第四格：编剧：一根毛也没有。

第五格：投资人：好，太省钱了。

他们说什么？第六格：编剧：甲蛋对乙蛋说——你是个坏蛋！乙蛋骂甲蛋——你给我滚蛋！第七格：投资人大骇：不投了！如果蛋滚起来，要画许多张，太费钱！ 3，《给电视剧省钱》场景：投资人与编剧谈话。

第一格：投资人：我只拍室内剧，这样最省钱。

第二格：编剧：当然。

为了给您省钱，我剧中只有一对夫妻。

第三格：投资人：他们在室内发生什么故事？第四格：编剧：在洗澡。

第五格：投资人：不行，这样太费水。

第六格：编剧：要不然让他们看电视。

第七格：投资人：也不行，这样太费电。

第八格：编剧：干脆让他们上床睡觉，不开灯。

第九格：投资人：好。

可他们也不能没故事。

第十格：编剧：让他们黑灯瞎火说体己话。

第十一格：投资人：好主意。

说什么话？第十二格：编剧：夫说——咱们很久没“那个”了。

第十三格：投资人：然后呢？第十四格：编剧：妻说——当心吵了儿子。

第十五格：投资人大惊：不拍了！说好只有两名演员的出场费，怎么又多了个儿子？。

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（共分为九个章节和一篇序）300:00:25,875 --> 00:00:32,862 （序介绍狗村及其村民）400:00:35,337 --> 00:00:38,884 这是狗村的感伤故事500:00:40,035 --> 00:00:43,748 狗村位于美国的落矶山区600:00:44,071 --> 00:00:50,679 公路只到废弃的银矿坑口附近700:00:50,925 --> 00:00:54,329 狗村的村民善良正直800:00:54,576 --> 00:00:56,521 喜爱家园900:00:56,769 --> 00:00:59,545 一个多愁善感的东岸人1000:00:59,796 --> 00:01:02,334 将村中大街名为榆树街1100:01:02,580 --> 00:01:05,047 狗村根本没有榆树1200:01:05,292 --> 00:01:08,246 但村民觉得没必要改变1300:01:09,329 --> 00:01:11,927村中建筑多半很破旧1400:01:12,182 --> 00:01:14,258 只能算是小木屋1500:01:15,034 --> 00:01:18,023 不过汤姆住的房子最体面1600:01:18,270 --> 00:01:22,505 当年甚至还颇能见人1700:01:23,351 --> 00:01:27,241 那天下午收音机轻声播送1800:01:27,490 --> 00:01:28,735 上了年纪后1900:01:28,986 --> 00:01:34,894 老汤姆爱迪生爱上了轻音乐2000:01:36,396 --> 00:01:41,746 各位先生女士，美国总统谈话2100:01:41,998 --> 00:01:45,296 汤姆，把收音机关掉2200:01:46,486 --> 00:01:50,519 因为音乐没了会听到新闻？2300:01:51,426 --> 00:01:54,000 买收音机不就是要听新闻？2400:01:54,244 --> 00:01:56,913你知道我需要休息2500:01:58,002 --> 00:01:59,946 想笑我就笑吧2600:02:00,611 --> 00:02:02,723 汤姆的父亲以前是医生2700:02:02,977 --> 00:02:05,089 现在有少许退休金2800:02:05,343 --> 00:02:10,729 因此汤姆无所事事也没关系2900:02:11,188 --> 00:02:15,873 汤姆是作家，至少他这么认为3000:02:16,129 --> 00:02:18,181 他到目前为止3100:02:18,425 --> 00:02:22,529 只写了“伟大”和“渺小”3200:02:22,774 --> 00:02:24,719 外加一个问号3300:02:24,966 --> 00:02:30,316 但还是小心的收在抽屉里3400:02:32,202 --> 00:02:33,412 爸，再见3500:02:38,048 --> 00:02:39,506你好，汤姆少爷3600:02:39,751 --> 00:02:41,863 你好，奥莉薇亚3700:02:42,117 --> 00:02:43,777 别忘了明天的集会3800:02:44,032 --> 00:02:45,312 不会3900:02:50,677 --> 00:02:55,718 为了拖延认真提笔创作的时间4000:02:55,965 --> 00:03:00,936 汤姆召开一连串道德重整集会4100:03:01,184 --> 00:03:04,138 他觉得他有义务嘉惠村民4200:03:04,383 --> 00:03:05,284 小朋友4300:03:05,531 --> 00:03:06,883 汤姆4400:03:07,167 --> 00:03:08,756 恰克你好4500:03:09,430 --> 00:03:11,482 你明天会出席吗？4600:03:11,726 --> 00:03:15,889我不想听你说教，但有薇拉在4700:03:16,353 --> 00:03:19,093 我不答应会不得安宁4800:03:21,327 --> 00:03:24,482 骨头是谁给的？上面还有肉4900:03:25,746 --> 00:03:26,611 是杰森给的5000:03:26,859 --> 00:03:28,971 杰森给那只杂碎吃肉骨头？5100:03:30,443 --> 00:03:31,902 我们多久没吃肉了？5200:03:33,018 --> 00:03:36,042 下次再浪费食物，就没收刀子5300:03:36,427 --> 00:03:38,266 我会知道是你干的5400:03:38,514 --> 00:03:41,016 摩西要饿肚子才能看门5500:03:41,297 --> 00:03:45,187 在狗村看门？有什么好偷的？5600:03:46,099 --> 00:03:47,867 世风日下5700:03:49,335 --> 00:03:52,004迟早会出现更穷的人5800:03:59,459 --> 00:04:01,820 汤姆的确够忙的5900:04:02,068 --> 00:04:06,516 尽管还没有忙到写作本身6000:04:07,705 --> 00:04:11,489 要是有人无法理解他在忙什么6100:04:11,810 --> 00:04:14,586 他就回答“采矿”6200:04:15,046 --> 00:04:17,678 他炸穿的不是岩石6300:04:18,038 --> 00:04:20,364 而是更硬的东西6400:04:21,448 --> 00:04:25,647 他直攻人类灵魂的最深处6500:04:26,048 --> 00:04:26,700 玛莎6600:04:27,952 --> 00:04:28,568 汤姆6700:04:28,823 --> 00:04:31,492 大家都要来，把板凳准备好6800:04:31,746 --> 00:04:34,663都准备好了，但是我要重申6900:04:34,910 --> 00:04:39,394 要用风琴得向区指导申请7000:04:39,643 --> 00:04:42,798 我也重申我们不用风琴7100:04:43,157 --> 00:04:45,933 陶冶性灵不必靠唱歌7200:04:46,845 --> 00:04:49,134 快7点了，记得敲钟7300:04:51,681 --> 00:04:53,306 玛金洁，够了7400:04:53,594 --> 00:04:56,584 一直耙土对土不好7500:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,862 是土地赋予我们生命7600:05:01,839 --> 00:05:04,686 少啰嗦，小汤姆爱迪生7700:05:05,353 --> 00:05:07,500 我爱耙就耙7800:05:08,310 --> 00:05:12,723 然后把地耙坏，汤姆说得对7900:05:12,973 --> 00:05:14,467他爱吃我做的派吧？8000:05:14,713 --> 00:05:16,931 确实很美味8100:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,376 所以整地的事是你对还是我对8200:05:20,627 --> 00:05:22,086 没那么单纯8300:05:22,855 --> 00:05:24,384 一点也没错8400:05:24,628 --> 00:05:27,131 你就是要帮腔对吧8500:05:28,142 --> 00:05:29,910 班，我帮你开门8600:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,263 不用了8700:05:31,517 --> 00:05:33,664 货运业近来如何？8800:05:33,953 --> 00:05:35,613 也很水深火热吗？8900:05:35,866 --> 00:05:38,440 别取笑货运业9000:05:43,868 --> 00:05:47,5097点整，玛莎敲钟9100:05:48,356 --> 00:05:52,460 汤姆得去和好友比尔韩森下棋9200:05:53,784 --> 00:05:55,658 比尔知道自已笨9300:05:56,880 --> 00:06:01,743 至少笨得不能当工程师9400:06:03,247 --> 00:06:06,829 汤姆听了听山谷里的打椿声9500:06:07,073 --> 00:06:10,300 班坚称要盖新监狱了9600:06:11,110 --> 00:06:12,842 然后他前往韩森家9700:06:13,093 --> 00:06:17,612 好逼比尔再输他一盘棋9800:06:18,834 --> 00:06:23,769 有些人会说比尔的姐姐丽丝9900:06:24,016 --> 00:06:26,234 比棋盘的吸引力大10000:06:26,731 --> 00:06:28,261 他们说得或许没错10100:06:29,653 --> 00:06:33,651韩森家的确别有洞天10200:06:34,732 --> 00:06:38,315 跟山谷外的世界一样诱人10300:06:39,605 --> 00:06:43,531 是由丽丝韩森的卷发所构成10400:06:43,848 --> 00:06:48,854 一个甜美，痛苦，性感的深渊10500:06:49,136 --> 00:06:49,586 丽丝10600:06:49,902 --> 00:06:52,440 汤姆，你一定要每天来吗？10700:06:54,773 --> 00:06:57,406 真希望能来个有趣的人10800:06:58,739 --> 00:07:01,100 我在这里真的很寂寞10900:07:03,158 --> 00:07:06,669 我未婚夫一找到工作我就要走11000:07:06,950 --> 00:07:09,726 让你们去瞄别的女生的裙底11100:07:10,220 --> 00:07:12,059 比尔在吗？11200:07:12,899 --> 00:07:14,28711300:07:15,474 --> 00:07:17,692 他念书我磨玻璃11400:07:18,117 --> 00:07:19,920 虽然是我比较聪明11500:07:21,702 --> 00:07:22,840 韩森太太11600:07:23,128 --> 00:07:23,993 汤姆晚安11700:07:24,764 --> 00:07:26,709 下棋啰，比尔老弟11800:07:29,564 --> 00:07:30,430 是吗？11900:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,038 你没听到钟声？12000:07:34,679 --> 00:07:38,641 比尔和平常一样想混过去12100:07:39,306 --> 00:07:43,470 他说他还不懂明天聚会的意义12200:07:45,360 --> 00:07:46,784 也许你应该由他们去12300:07:47,030 --> 00:07:48,61912400:07:48,874 --> 00:07:51,128 要是他们好得很呢？12500:07:51,379 --> 00:07:52,553 你这么认为？12600:07:53,049 --> 00:07:56,145 我不同意，这国家忘了很多事12700:07:56,389 --> 00:07:59,485 我只是想藉阐述帮大家想起来12800:08:00,494 --> 00:08:02,024 你明天要怎么阐述？12900:08:02,269 --> 00:08:04,213 我不知道13000:08:07,105 --> 00:08:12,704 最好有东西让他们学着去接纳13100:08:14,480 --> 00:08:17,149 有形的东西，例如礼物13200:08:18,725 --> 00:08:22,023 谁会上来送我们礼物？13300:08:22,274 --> 00:08:25,228 我不知道，我得想一下13400:08:26,483 --> 00:08:28,072等等…13500:08:31,876 --> 00:08:35,482少一颗棋子，没办法下了13600:08:44,784 --> 00:08:47,809今晚我的头脑很敏锐13700:08:58,978 --> 00:09:00,009晚安，比尔13800:09:07,050 --> 00:09:10,525（第一章汤姆听见枪声）13900:09:10,877 --> 00:09:12,989（遇见葛瑞丝）14000:09:15,852 --> 00:09:19,328尽管花了不少力气拖延创作14100:09:19,575 --> 00:09:22,944汤姆还是很快就赢了这盘棋14200:09:24,028 --> 00:09:27,669下雨了，风变得强劲14300:09:27,924 --> 00:09:30,107汤姆慢慢晃回家14400:09:31,508 --> 00:09:37,594要证明狗村村民无法敞开心胸14500:09:37,840 --> 00:09:41,730他还缺少一个例证，一份礼物14600:09:42,781 --> 00:09:44,370 或许比尔说得对14700:09:44,624 --> 00:09:48,587 这里没有凭空出现过礼物14800:10:27,245 --> 00:10:31,516 他非常肯定，那是枪声14900:10:32,464 --> 00:10:35,762 打椿机的声音完全不同15000:10:36,220 --> 00:10:38,367 枪声来自山谷15100:10:38,622 --> 00:10:42,168 或是峡谷路往乔治城的方向15200:10:45,196 --> 00:10:47,663 他侧耳倾听良久15300:10:48,919 --> 00:10:50,544 但枪声就此打住15400:10:53,616 --> 00:10:58,372 汤姆有点失望的坐下思考15500:10:58,661 --> 00:11:01,887 玩味那种危险的感觉15600:11:03,636 --> 00:11:08,571但不久他就回到他最爱的主题15700:11:08,820 --> 00:11:16,021 风雨中这些主题化为文章小说15800:11:16,265 --> 00:11:19,183 他又出了一本洗涤人心的巨着15900:11:19,432 --> 00:11:22,907 群众静静的听他演说16000:11:23,781 --> 00:11:27,422 他看到人们…甚至有别的作家16100:11:27,676 --> 00:11:29,729 大家互相拥抱16200:11:29,973 --> 00:11:34,279 他的文字为他们开启新人生16300:11:35,053 --> 00:11:36,926 这并不容易16400:11:37,174 --> 00:11:40,614 但他着重故事与情节16500:11:40,864 --> 00:11:43,295 成功传达他的讯息16600:11:44,308 --> 00:11:50,073 说起他的技巧，他只有一句话16700:11:50,848 --> 00:11:53,066“详加阐述”16800:12:11,688 --> 00:12:15,294 汤姆差点睡过头16900:12:15,549 --> 00:12:18,918 但另一个声音惊动了他17000:12:19,377 --> 00:12:24,169 是摩西在叫，这倒也不稀奇17100:12:24,422 --> 00:12:27,376 只是它的叫声不同17200:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,496 那并不是狂吠17300:12:29,745 --> 00:12:34,158 而是嗥叫，仿佛危险近在眼前17400:12:34,407 --> 00:12:37,397 不只是浣熊或狐狸经过17500:12:37,643 --> 00:12:44,487 仿佛它正面对不可轻忽的力量17600:12:44,774 --> 00:12:46,303 小姐17700:12:48,462 --> 00:12:51,059 你最好别往上爬17800:12:53,264 --> 00:12:57,986连我都不见得走得出去17900:12:58,239 --> 00:13:00,564 摔下去就糟了18000:13:05,998 --> 00:13:08,180 有别的路吗？18100:13:08,885 --> 00:13:10,510 有18200:13:13,895 --> 00:13:15,484 在哪里？18300:13:16,227 --> 00:13:20,295 回头往乔治城走18400:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,634 你为何要逃离山区？18500:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,620 你跟那些枪声有关吗？18600:13:32,753 --> 00:13:34,864 救救我，求求你18700:13:35,117 --> 00:13:38,308 你可以躲进矿坑里18800:13:46,774 --> 00:13:48,268 这条路通往哪里？18900:13:48,513 --> 00:13:50,422哪儿也不通19000:13:50,669 --> 00:13:52,816 这是条死路，想翻越山头19100:13:53,071 --> 00:13:57,863 就掉头走乔治城，这里是狗村19200:13:58,114 --> 00:14:01,827 狗村？跟这里真配，蠢名字19300:14:02,533 --> 00:14:04,193 我们在找人19400:14:04,448 --> 00:14:07,152 是吗，找谁？19500:14:08,586 --> 00:14:11,018 我们老板找你19600:14:11,370 --> 00:14:12,378 年轻人19700:14:12,623 --> 00:14:13,797 是19800:14:14,050 --> 00:14:15,508 我在找一个女孩19900:14:15,755 --> 00:14:19,645 她心情不好，可能跑来这里20000:14:19,895 --> 00:14:24,581我不希望她出事，我很重视她20100:14:24,869 --> 00:14:29,732 最近没人来过，否则摩西会叫20200:14:29,984 --> 00:14:32,689 它对陌生人很有戒心20300:14:32,941 --> 00:14:36,381 摩西很聪明20400:14:36,629 --> 00:14:38,289 这是我的名片20500:14:38,542 --> 00:14:43,334 你要是看到陌生人20600:14:43,865 --> 00:14:49,701 打个电话给我，我重重有赏20700:14:49,954 --> 00:14:51,757 好的，谢谢你20800:14:53,329 --> 00:14:57,042 是你们开的枪吗？20900:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,997 他们走了21000:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,839 你要出来吗？21100:15:23,668 --> 00:15:25,328确定？21200:15:25,858 --> 00:15:29,536 登山前要不要来杯咖啡？21300:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,617 谢谢你21400:15:37,897 --> 00:15:41,302 这位美丽的亡命者叫葛瑞丝21500:15:41,550 --> 00:15:44,183 她并非特地选中狗村21600:15:44,437 --> 00:15:46,690 或是专程前来拜访21700:15:46,943 --> 00:15:51,142 但汤姆立刻觉得她属于这里21800:15:51,535 --> 00:15:53,444 骨头给我吧21900:15:59,433 --> 00:16:02,458 她大可故作坚强22000:16:02,703 --> 00:16:07,010 但她却选择把自已交给他22100:16:08,270 --> 00:16:12,303 就像…是的，一份礼物22200:16:12,550 --> 00:16:16,654汤姆心想：大方，非常大方22300:16:16,899 --> 00:16:18,322 你想吃东西吗？22400:16:22,152 --> 00:16:23,124 你一定饿了22500:16:23,370 --> 00:16:25,030 不行22600:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,928 我不配吃那个面包22700:16:29,492 --> 00:16:34,534 我刚才偷骨头，我没偷过东西22800:16:35,337 --> 00:16:39,192 所以现在我得惩罚自已22900:16:39,442 --> 00:16:42,217 我从小就很傲慢23000:16:42,469 --> 00:16:47,581 所以我得教育自已23100:16:50,333 --> 00:16:53,559 或许你想教训自已23200:16:54,647 --> 00:16:59,998 但这个时节在我们村里23300:17:01,327 --> 00:17:05,182给你吃你不吃是很无礼的23400:17:07,381 --> 00:17:09,978 对不起23500:17:20,530 --> 00:17:24,872 那些人是谁？为何要伤害你？23600:17:26,934 --> 00:17:31,655 后座那个是老大，我看见他了23700:17:32,674 --> 00:17:37,644 他给我名片，叫我要联络他23800:17:37,892 --> 00:17:42,448 他一定提供了很丰厚的赏金23900:17:42,694 --> 00:17:44,082 没错24000:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,788 你的家人呢？24100:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,996 我没有家人，只有一个父亲24200:17:56,471 --> 00:18:00,955 但是被那些人带走了24300:18:01,898 --> 00:18:04,496 要是你可以留下来呢？24400:18:04,751 --> 00:18:09,270留在这里？不可能的24500:18:11,536 --> 00:18:13,861 这个村子很小24600:18:14,111 --> 00:18:17,586 我得躲起来，大家会问东问西24700:18:17,833 --> 00:18:21,866 如果他们也想帮你就没关系24800:18:23,051 --> 00:18:25,791 你是说这里的人都像你？24900:18:26,044 --> 00:18:27,812 他们是好人25000:18:28,445 --> 00:18:33,237 很正派，都有过急难25100:18:33,489 --> 00:18:37,558 他们或许会让你失望，不过…25200:18:37,804 --> 00:18:39,880 问一下是值得的25300:18:40,134 --> 00:18:43,052 但我无法回报他们25400:18:43,301 --> 00:18:46,776 你能给我们的可多了25500:18:54,747 --> 00:19:00,547把隔天村民的心情形容为热切25600:19:00,801 --> 00:19:02,817 就太夸张了25700:19:03,201 --> 00:19:04,790 不过他们还是来了25800:19:05,080 --> 00:19:12,446 汤姆全力阐述人性封闭的毛病25900:19:16,979 --> 00:19:18,960 这个主题很清楚26000:19:19,204 --> 00:19:22,538 但汤姆思考想得不够周到26100:19:22,789 --> 00:19:25,150 为了弥补准备上的不足26200:19:25,398 --> 00:19:32,006 汤姆祭出他四处乱放炮的技巧26300:19:32,321 --> 00:19:36,284 他的父亲偷偷观察周遭的反应26400:19:36,532 --> 00:19:41,432 并察觉与会人士并不是很开心26500:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,219 于是决定先发制人26600:19:44,464 --> 00:19:47,002我相信你是为我们好26700:19:47,909 --> 00:19:53,365 但我相信本村很有共同意识26800:19:53,614 --> 00:19:56,212 我们比邻而居，互相了解26900:19:56,467 --> 00:19:58,235 我本身就很会看人27000:19:58,484 --> 00:20:00,986 说真的，你又来了27100:20:01,233 --> 00:20:04,115 找我们来听你废话27200:20:04,365 --> 00:20:06,725 你以为你是哲学家吗？27300:20:06,974 --> 00:20:08,633 我是个观察者27400:20:08,887 --> 00:20:10,416 应该说是懒27500:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,740 我们都一起铲雪27600:20:12,993 --> 00:20:14,202 我们一起铲雪？27700:20:14,453 --> 00:20:15,484对27800:20:15,742 --> 00:20:17,853 每一户都只清家门口27900:20:18,107 --> 00:20:20,777 这一点汤姆说得对28000:20:21,030 --> 00:20:23,663 要是路不清干净…28100:20:25,901 --> 00:20:28,605 这样说服力还不够28200:20:28,857 --> 00:20:34,207 大家心胸开阔，国家就会更好28300:20:34,459 --> 00:20:37,614 你不是说我们会见死不救吧28400:20:37,868 --> 00:20:39,421 重点不是那个28500:20:39,678 --> 00:20:40,650 我们很关心人类28600:20:40,895 --> 00:20:44,370 我们可能永远无从得知28700:20:48,759 --> 00:20:52,507 因为没有人承认有问题28800:20:54,360 --> 00:20:56,436让我来说明28900:20:57,838 --> 00:21:01,942 我要利用一件已经发生的事29000:21:03,127 --> 00:21:06,353 一件正要发生的事29100:21:10,259 --> 00:21:16,475 简短向震惊的村民们解释过后29200:21:16,730 --> 00:21:22,923 汤姆到矿坑带那位逃亡者29300:21:30,438 --> 00:21:32,277 这位是葛瑞丝29400:21:32,526 --> 00:21:37,010 葛瑞丝，他们是狗村的村民29500:21:42,441 --> 00:21:45,323 汤姆已经说明你的处境29600:21:45,573 --> 00:21:48,076 我真的不想连累你们29700:21:48,322 --> 00:21:52,284 你可以报警，让警察去应付29800:21:52,531 --> 00:21:53,847 那是他们的工作29900:21:54,096 --> 00:21:58,295这个主意不太好，货运业会…30000:21:58,550 --> 00:21:59,653 班30100:21:59,907 --> 00:22:05,222 这些人的势力很大30200:22:06,169 --> 00:22:08,007 跟警方也有挂勾30300:22:08,257 --> 00:22:11,033 窝藏亡命份子好吗？30400:22:11,284 --> 00:22:13,822 黑道份子想捉她30500:22:14,067 --> 00:22:16,250 我们会惹祸上身30600:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,092 别激动，你有气喘30700:22:18,346 --> 00:22:20,920 狗村确实很适合藏身30800:22:21,165 --> 00:22:24,047 只有峡谷路通往这里30900:22:24,713 --> 00:22:29,055 玛金洁的鸡婆堂妹住转角附近31000:22:29,305 --> 00:22:31,143她可以把风31100:22:31,392 --> 00:22:34,274 她有电话，玛莎可以敲钟31200:22:34,524 --> 00:22:36,955 示意有人来了31300:22:38,247 --> 00:22:41,023 我敲钟是报时31400:22:41,274 --> 00:22:42,934 要是大家搞混呢？31500:22:43,222 --> 00:22:47,291 必要时用老钟救人并不为过31600:22:47,537 --> 00:22:48,853 为什么要救她？31700:22:49,102 --> 00:22:53,206 因为我们在乎，我们关心别人31800:22:53,451 --> 00:22:55,289 我不是在说那个31900:22:55,643 --> 00:22:58,312 谁晓得她可不可信？32000:22:58,564 --> 00:23:03,357 就算她被开枪也不代表她可靠32100:23:03,610 --> 00:23:09,280他说得对，你们凭什么相信我32200:23:09,523 --> 00:23:11,053 我相信你32300:23:11,299 --> 00:23:13,896 汤姆，我们不是黑道份子32400:23:14,152 --> 00:23:16,096 我们管好自已32500:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,886 对别人也无所求32600:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,216 你总算承认了32700:23:22,466 --> 00:23:27,543 要是有办法证实她的话32800:23:27,790 --> 00:23:31,788 我们就不会在意风险32900:23:32,556 --> 00:23:35,368 有办法，你也说了33000:23:35,618 --> 00:23:38,250 跟她比邻而居33100:23:39,027 --> 00:23:44,900 爸，你多久能看清一个人？33200:23:45,151 --> 00:23:49,0061星期？2星期？33300:23:49,256 --> 00:23:52,138 等2星期有什么问题33400:23:52,735 --> 00:23:57,421 到时只要有一人反对，我保证33500:23:57,676 --> 00:24:00,178 我会亲自请她离开33600:24:08,078 --> 00:24:13,499 要是汤姆少爷觉得这样是对的33700:24:13,749 --> 00:24:15,658 我就没意见33800:24:15,906 --> 00:24:19,204 他或许年轻，但心地纯正33900:24:19,455 --> 00:24:23,345 我是看着他长大的34000:24:32,431 --> 00:24:36,286 集会上没有人再多说一个字34100:24:36,536 --> 00:24:39,418 大家都觉得就这么决定34200:24:39,669 --> 00:24:42,302 就给她2星期34300:24:42,627 --> 00:24:45,438这样他们就能够面对自已34400:24:45,688 --> 00:24:47,942 知道自已很够义气34500:24:48,193 --> 00:24:52,606 甚至比多数人都够义气34600:24:54,734 --> 00:24:56,916 那天下午34700:24:57,169 --> 00:24:59,636 汤姆带葛瑞丝逛榆树街34800:24:59,882 --> 00:25:03,429 介绍他“深爱”的狗村34900:25:03,675 --> 00:25:08,194 奥莉薇亚和裘恩住这里35000:25:08,442 --> 00:25:09,616 裘恩是残废35100:25:09,868 --> 00:25:14,388 她们住在这里彰显我爸的宽大35200:25:14,635 --> 00:25:18,668 恰克和薇拉的七个孩子合不来35300:25:18,914 --> 00:25:20,538 隔壁是韩森家35400:25:20,793 --> 00:25:27,045他们把廉价玻璃杯磨光卖高价35500:25:27,298 --> 00:25:30,074 这是杰克麦凯的家35600:25:30,569 --> 00:25:32,586 杰克瞎了，全村都知道35700:25:32,831 --> 00:25:37,102 他却足不出户想蒙混过去35800:25:37,352 --> 00:25:41,242 班的卡车停在旧马房，他喝酒35900:25:41,494 --> 00:25:46,429 1个月嫖一次妓，又引以为耻36000:25:46,677 --> 00:25:50,745 玛莎管教会等新牧师来36100:25:50,992 --> 00:25:53,732 她是等不到了36200:25:54,401 --> 00:25:58,399 剩下玛金洁和葛萝莉亚36300:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,006 她们开了这家很贵的店36400:26:01,254 --> 00:26:05,525 算准了没有人会下山36500:26:05,778 --> 00:26:07,687以前还会去投票36600:26:07,935 --> 00:26:10,853 后来要收登记费36700:26:11,101 --> 00:26:13,912 等于大家1天的收入36800:26:14,162 --> 00:26:16,523 他们就不管民主了36900:26:20,425 --> 00:26:24,980 那些丑瓷人最能代表这群人37000:26:25,225 --> 00:26:30,125 你介绍心爱家园的方式真奇特37100:26:30,932 --> 00:26:33,957 我只看到…37200:26:34,202 --> 00:26:41,046 重山峻岭中的一个美丽村落37300:26:41,474 --> 00:26:46,302 大家面对艰苦的环境37400:26:47,215 --> 00:26:50,690 还是有梦有希望37500:26:51,877 --> 00:26:56,883 还有七个一点也不丑的小瓷人37600:26:58,486 --> 00:27:02,828说狗村美丽起码很有创意37700:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,235 葛瑞丝又看了一眼…37800:27:06,489 --> 00:27:10,593 她几天前会斥为俗气的小瓷人37900:27:10,838 --> 00:27:12,570 突然感觉到38000:27:12,820 --> 00:27:19,179 狗村上空的光线出现微妙变化38100:27:41,558 --> 00:27:43,741 他们在观察你38200:27:43,994 --> 00:27:49,415 他们还需要被说服38300:27:50,430 --> 00:27:54,143 你得在2周内让他们接受你38400:27:54,397 --> 00:27:57,552 你讲得好像一场游戏38500:27:57,807 --> 00:27:59,751 是游戏啊38600:27:59,998 --> 00:28:05,834 为了保命应该值得吧？38700:28:06,087 --> 00:28:07,711你要我怎么做？38800:28:07,966 --> 00:28:10,563 你介不介意干粗活？38900:28:11,201 --> 00:28:12,969 不介意39000:28:13,323 --> 00:28:16,313 狗村给你2星期39100:28:17,915 --> 00:28:20,240 你就给它…39200:28:26,544 --> 00:28:28,382 （第二章）39300:28:28,631 --> 00:28:31,442 （葛瑞丝按照汤姆的计划）39400:28:31,693 --> 00:28:33,532 （投入劳动工作）39500:28:35,068 --> 00:28:38,472 第二天，狗村的天气怡人39600:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,710 尽管汤姆怀疑玛金洁的技术39700:28:41,957 --> 00:28:47,627 她的醋栗从还是抽了新芽39800:28:48,149 --> 00:28:51,732此外，这入春第一天39900:28:51,975 --> 00:28:56,494 将是葛瑞丝生平第一次工作40000:28:56,743 --> 00:28:59,969 她将走访狗村的居民40100:29:00,222 --> 00:29:03,899 提议每天为每户帮佣1小时40200:29:04,154 --> 00:29:05,577 不好意思40300:29:08,675 --> 00:29:13,918 我想帮你的忙，你需要什么？40400:29:14,800 --> 00:29:19,355 不会漏油的汽化器40500:29:21,793 --> 00:29:24,747 来，给我40600:29:24,993 --> 00:29:28,255 也许我可以帮你做家事40700:29:28,507 --> 00:29:32,185 我没有家40800:29:33,622 --> 00:29:35,674 只有车库40900:29:37,518 --> 00:29:40,400我做货运，道路就是我的家41000:29:40,649 --> 00:29:42,309 我好了，早安41100:29:42,563 --> 00:29:44,710 奥莉薇亚小姐有家41200:29:45,312 --> 00:29:48,788 她想给人帮佣41300:29:49,034 --> 00:29:52,260 帮佣的还找人帮佣？41400:29:52,513 --> 00:29:55,609 你别说笑了41500:29:55,854 --> 00:29:56,648 再见41600:29:56,898 --> 00:30:00,088 好，待会见41700:30:00,898 --> 00:30:07,256 班载着韩森家本周磨光的杯子41800:30:07,508 --> 00:30:11,328 往乔治城去了41900:30:15,824 --> 00:30:20,307 于是葛瑞丝转进名字奇特的…42000:30:20,556 --> 00:30:22,287古鲁能街42100:30:23,374 --> 00:30:29,174 去敲那名虚荣的瞎子的门42200:30:30,192 --> 00:30:32,066 哪一位？42300:30:32,418 --> 00:30:35,858 麦凯先生早，我叫葛瑞丝42400:30:36,107 --> 00:30:40,864 你有没有什么事需要我帮忙？42500:30:41,118 --> 00:30:43,750 你真好，葛瑞丝，但是…42600:30:44,005 --> 00:30:49,011 我想说你的状况应该需要帮忙42700:30:49,258 --> 00:30:51,831 我什么状况？42800:30:55,069 --> 00:31:00,561 你…一个人住42900:31:03,940 --> 00:31:07,036 我一个人很久了43000:31:07,279 --> 00:31:10,019 什么事都好43100:31:11,454 --> 00:31:12,663抱歉43200:31:12,951 --> 00:31:19,036 你有没有注意到教会的尖顶？43300:31:19,284 --> 00:31:22,095 下午5点时43400:31:22,344 --> 00:31:26,650 它的影子会指向金洁的杂货店43500:31:26,902 --> 00:31:34,340 就指在“营业中”的营字上43600:31:35,078 --> 00:31:39,597 也许是叫大家买东西煮饭了43700:31:40,124 --> 00:31:43,422 再见，麦凯先生43800:31:43,881 --> 00:31:45,719 再见，葛瑞丝43900:31:45,968 --> 00:31:52,611 从这次会面可看出狗村的心态44000:31:52,857 --> 00:31:57,828 有所保留但友善，又带着好奇44100:31:58,772 --> 00:32:03,635 只有杰克简洁明确的回绝44200:32:03,886 --> 00:32:09,580玛莎喃喃自语近1小时才搞定44300:32:16,027 --> 00:32:17,557 所以不久后44400:32:17,803 --> 00:32:21,172 葛瑞丝来到醋栗从旁边44500:32:21,421 --> 00:32:25,454 心情并不是太好44600:32:26,153 --> 00:32:29,142 她并不知道这是醋栗从44700:32:29,388 --> 00:32:33,101 但院子的严整吸引了她44800:32:33,355 --> 00:32:37,732 例如两个醋栗从被铁练围起来44900:32:38,017 --> 00:32:41,944 以免有人走这条新开发的捷径45000:32:42,192 --> 00:32:44,208 去老婆椅45100:32:44,835 --> 00:32:50,434 葛瑞丝振作起来，走向商店45200:32:56,560 --> 00:33:00,724 我们不缺人手，我告诉汤姆了45300:33:00,979 --> 00:33:05,771没关系，我什么也不会45400:33:06,024 --> 00:33:08,562 我没做过工作45500:33:11,555 --> 00:33:14,710 要是你在手上擦芦荟45600:33:14,964 --> 00:33:16,945 早上就会好多了45700:33:17,192 --> 00:33:21,391 是木屑害的，我恨死木屑了45800:33:22,062 --> 00:33:24,388 我会听你的建议45900:33:24,637 --> 00:33:28,527 我没看过比你更光滑细致的手46000:33:28,777 --> 00:33:31,695 汤姆来了，我们真走运46100:33:31,978 --> 00:33:32,914 大家好46200:33:33,161 --> 00:33:34,229 汤姆46300:33:34,483 --> 00:33:37,437 葛瑞丝，怎么样？46400:33:37,684 --> 00:33:39,108恐怕不太顺利46500:33:39,352 --> 00:33:39,838 是吗？46600:33:40,083 --> 00:33:42,136 没有人需要帮忙46700:33:42,380 --> 00:33:44,491 我也料到会这样46800:33:44,745 --> 00:33:47,486 他想让大家喜欢我46900:33:47,738 --> 00:33:52,151 但是并不顺利，没人要我帮忙47000:33:52,401 --> 00:33:55,247 我很想回报各位47100:33:56,576 --> 00:34:00,016 你们冒了很大的风险47200:34:00,890 --> 00:34:02,871 我愿意学47300:34:03,117 --> 00:34:05,584 一定有人需要帮忙47400:34:05,830 --> 00:34:07,633 麦凯先生的视力…47500:34:07,883 --> 00:34:09,128我去找过他了47600:34:09,379 --> 00:34:12,297 我还找过玛莎、恰克和薇拉47700:34:12,545 --> 00:34:14,763 但没有人需要帮忙47800:34:15,015 --> 00:34:17,720 他们都觉得别人才需要帮忙47900:34:17,972 --> 00:34:22,385 汤姆也这么说，他一定很高与48000:34:23,504 --> 00:34:29,661 为了证明他错，也许你能帮我48100:34:29,976 --> 00:34:33,131 我们没有需要做的事48200:34:33,385 --> 00:34:35,959 也许你们有不需要做的事48300:34:36,203 --> 00:34:37,518 不需要做的事？48400:34:37,769 --> 00:34:43,748 你们想做又觉得没必要的事48500:34:43,996 --> 00:34:45,870 哪有那种事？48600:34:46,119 --> 00:34:48,372例如那些醋栗从48700:34:48,623 --> 00:34:50,604 那些醋栗好得很，谢谢你48800:34:50,850 --> 00:34:55,821 我是说草从里那些48900:34:56,069 --> 00:34:58,702 那里又不种东西没错49000:34:59,026 --> 00:35:01,352 但是稍加整理49100:35:01,601 --> 00:35:05,076 也许那些醋栗会结实49200:35:05,323 --> 00:35:08,443 没错，谁晓得49300:35:08,698 --> 00:35:10,228 好，丫头49400:35:11,411 --> 00:35:19,442 用你那光滑细致的手去除草吧49500:35:19,692 --> 00:35:21,565 谢谢49600:35:22,058 --> 00:35:24,700 这样弄49700:35:25,955 --> 00:35:30,890 只要太靠近…总之要小心49800:35:31,138 --> 00:35:34,020 在几从野醋栗49900:35:34,268 --> 00:35:39,440 死在葛瑞丝光滑细致的手中后50000:35:39,732 --> 00:35:42,021 除草的事有了进展50100:35:42,272 --> 00:35:44,526 学得很快村里的事也是50200:35:46,412 --> 00:35:54,621 原来其他人也有不需要做的事50300:35:55,110 --> 00:35:57,091 班没有家50400:35:57,336 --> 00:36:02,164 所以他不需要葛瑞丝整理家务50500:36:02,415 --> 00:36:04,075 但他还是由得她去50600:36:04,330 --> 00:36:09,051 并总是在她完成后准时出现50700:36:09,303 --> 00:36:14,795 虽然运货的工作时间很不固定00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,776 奥莉薇亚工作时50900:36:20,019 --> 00:36:22,901 不需要别人带裘恩上厕所51000:36:23,151 --> 00:36:28,501 因为奥莉薇亚很会包尿布51100:36:30,597 --> 00:36:33,859 杰克麦凯想找人聊天51200:36:34,111 --> 00:36:37,930 自然会出门找个伴51300:36:38,182 --> 00:36:42,001 所以他并不需要葛瑞丝陪他51400:36:42,252 --> 00:36:46,523 坐在窗帘厚重的阴暗客厅里51500:36:46,775 --> 00:36:51,887 大谈东岸的阳光其实有多刺眼51600:36:53,490 --> 00:36:59,326 玛莎在等新牧师到任的期间51700:36:59,578 --> 00:37:02,247 不能向村民抱怨风琴老旧51800:37:02,500 --> 00:37:05,346 她都无声的练琴00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:10,319 所以也不太需要有人帮她翻谱52000:37:10,955 --> 00:37:17,598 韩森家的儿子当然不需要家教52100:37:17,844 --> 00:37:22,400 他们只是不想辜负她52200:37:26,577 --> 00:37:31,203 虽然丽丝的手已经不再龟裂52300:37:31,447 --> 00:37:35,030 但老爱迪生是健康的退休医生52400:37:35,274 --> 00:37:36,970 他不需要人照顾52500:37:37,223 --> 00:37:42,122 也不需要有人帮他从药柜拿药52600:37:45,260 --> 00:37:49,886 汤姆说了，只有恰克还没上钩52700:37:50,129 --> 00:37:51,659 上钩？52800:37:52,218 --> 00:37:57,188 你的口气真傲慢，傲慢很不好52900:37:57,436 --> 00:37:59,133 他不喜欢我00:38:00,219 --> 00:38:02,093 他凭什么要喜欢我53100:38:02,342 --> 00:38:08,844 没错，幸好我布了内线53200:38:09,092 --> 00:38:09,851 什么？53300:38:10,100 --> 00:38:12,947 内线，我们可以利用薇拉53400:38:13,197 --> 00:38:17,788 明天乔治城有一场演讲53500:38:18,033 --> 00:38:21,616 主讲人是个教授53600:38:21,860 --> 00:38:26,201 那是学术演讲53700:38:26,453 --> 00:38:29,572 但他只能在这里唬人，重点是53800:38:29,826 --> 00:38:33,824 薇拉很想去53900:38:34,072 --> 00:38:36,704 但没有人照顾阿基里斯54000:38:36,959 --> 00:38:41,514 她交待女儿们背诗的格律。

粉红小猪妹Peppa pig第四季的字幕英语翻译字母全集文本字幕4 16-26 字幕

粉猪妹(粉红小猪妹Peppa Pig)第四季16集Crampy Rabbit’s Dinosaur Park的字幕：开头部分（每集都一样）I'm Peppa Pig.This is my little brother George.This is Mummy Pig.And this is Daddy Pig.Peppa Pig.Crampy Rabbit’s Dinosaur ParkToday is Freddy Fox’s birthday and all the chi ldren are going on a big adventure.Where are we going for your birthday, Freddy?I don’t know, but I can’t wait to get there.We’re here!Welcome to Crampy Rabbit’s Dinosaur Park!Woo!Dinosaur! Grr…George loves dinosaurs.Are there really dinosaurs here?No, just pretend ones.Phew!Real dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago.Edmond knows a lot about dinosaurs. He is a clever-clogs.But we’ve got better than real dinosaurs. We’ve got singing dinosaurs.We are the dinosaurs, the dinosaurs, the dinosaurs.We are the dinosaurs. Listen to us sing.They are a bit small.Yes, aren’t dinosaurs meant to be big?Ah, yes! We do have a big dinosaur. A real vampire. Erm, would you like to meet it?Yes, please.These are its footprints. We just have to follow them.Woo!These footprints look very real. Are you sure there is no living dinosaurs about, Grampy Rabbit?Quite sure, Daddy Pig.Over the botus (这里我怎么也找不到那个单词，即使有画面我也不知道，晕), everyone. Across the bridge.Through the cave.Oh, the footprints have stopped.Look! There are some green steps.It’s a big slide. Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee!Wow! It’s a big dinosaur.Yes, it’s my mopping ginormous dinosaur slide.Aha ha ha.That is some dinosaur.He is a Plateosaurus.Actually, the correct name is Apatosaurus.You are a bit of a clever-clogs, aren’t you?Yes.All right, my little explorers. Are you ready for the next bit of adventure?Yes, Grampy Rabbit.We have to find an egg.An egg?But eggs are little. It could be anywhere.Leave it to me. Foxes love hunting for eggs.Freddy Fox has a very good sense of smell.Wow! What an egg!It’s huge!Why is the egg so big?It’s a dinosaur egg.Is it real?No, it’s better than real. It’s pretend. Watch this!Happy birthday! Happy birthday!The dinosaur egg has a birthday cake inside it.Hooray!It is not a pretend cake, is it Grampy Rabbit?No, the cake is very real and very tasty. Who wants some?Me! Me!Birthday boy first! Here you go, Freddy.Happy birthday, Freddy.Time for the beaten song and dance. Everyone, copy me.To the stomp.To the dinosaur. Stomp!To the roar!To the dinosaur roar!Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!Roar! Roar! Roar!To the dinosaur stomp!Stomp! Roar!This is my best birthday ever.To the stomp.To the dinosaur. Stomp!To the roar!To the dinosaur roar!Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!Roar! Roar! Roar!To the dinosaur stomp!Stomp! Roar!粉猪妹(粉红小猪妹Peppa Pig)第四季17集Bedtime Story的字幕：开头部分（每集都一样）I'm Peppa Pig.This is my little brother George.This is Mummy Pig.And this is Daddy Pig.Peppa Pig.Bedtime StoryIt is night time. Daddy Pig is reading Peppa and George a bedtime story.And so the prince, the princess, the buggy and the frog all lived happily ever after. The end!The bedtime story has sent Peppa and George to sleep.Good night, my little piggies!George’s awake.Dinosaur! Grrr…George, you naughty piggy! Go back to sleep.George is not sleepy.George! Night time is for sleeping, not playing!I can tell you a bedtime story.Once upon a time, there was a little pig. His name was George Pig. And he was off to make his fortune. Soon, he came to a forest. Do you like the story, George?Inside the forest was a little house. And inside the house was a bowl of porridge. George Pig was very hungry. So he ate it all up. Yummy, yummy, yum.But just as he finished, Baby Bear walked in, and said, “Oy, did you eat my magic porridge?”George said, “Yes!”Baby Bear said, “that was magic porridge. It will make you go very big.”And then George Pig began to grow. He grew and he grew and he grew until he was taller than all of the trees in the forest.The end.Are you sleepy, George?No.Not even a little bit?No!OK, I’ll do a bit more s tory.Baby Bear said, “there is a box of golden treasure at the end of the world. But it’s too far for me to go because I am too little.”George said, “I will carry you there.”So George Pig walked to the end of the world. He walked and he walked and he walked. Are you sleepy yet?No.He walked through forests, then across mountains, across seas. And are you sleepy yet?No!He walked all the way to the end of the world and found a big box of golden treasure.Woo!And a big dragon!Grr…Yes! A big green dragon, with little wings, and breezing fire. Roar!!!!Luckily it was a very friendly dragon. And he said, “you can have the treasure.”But then, George Pig began to shrink. He shrank and he shrinked and he shrunk until he was the same little George Pig as he was before.“How will we get back home now?” said Baby Bear.“I can fly you home.” said the dragon.So George Pig and Baby Bear hopped on the dragon’s back and flew all the way back home to the little house in the forest. And then it’s the end.George is asleep. Peppa is asleep.Peppa, what are you doing out of bed? Night time is for sleeping, not playing.Night-night, my little piggies. Sweat dreams.Peppa and George are in their little beds, fast asleep.粉猪妹(粉红小猪妹Peppa Pig)第四季18集Lost Keys的字幕：开头部分（每集都一样）I'm Peppa Pig.This is my little brother George.This is Mummy Pig.And this is Daddy Pig.Peppa Pig.Lost KeysPeppa and her family have been for a lovely day out in the mountains.Time to go home. Back to the car.Thank you for visiting the Mountain Beauty Spot. See you again soon.Key! Key!No, George. You can’t play with the car keys. You might lose them. You’re playing with the car keys, Daddy.But I’m a grown-up. I’m not going to lose them.Oh dear. Daddy Pig has dropped the car keys down a drain.Oh!Right! Let’s go home.Erm…that might be difficult.Why?Daddy dropped the car keys down the drain.Oh, Daddy Pig!Don’t worry. I’ll get the car keys out of the drain with a stick. Hooray!Mmm…the drain mus t be deeper than I thought.The stick is not long enough to reach the keys.What we need is a fishing rod. Then we can catch the keys on a hook.Maybe Miss Rabbit sells fishing rods.Erm…do you sell fishing rods.We do, actually. I don’t know why. You don’t get fish in the mountains.We are not fishing for fish. We are fishing for keys.My Daddy dropped the car keys down the drain.Oh, you’ll never get those back. That drain’s really deep. What are drains for?A drain takes the rain water away to the sea.The fishing line is not long enough to reach the keys.My goodness! How deep is this drain?We can see how deep it is by dropping a stone.Good idea, Miss Rabbit.We can count how long the stone takes to reach the bottom. One, two, three, four, five, six.That, is deep!Told you!What can we do now?It is Mr. Bull and his friends.Digger! Train!George loves diggers and trains.Hello, everybody.Hello, Mr. Bull. Welcome to the Mountain Beauty Spot.Have you come to do some work?No, it’s ou r day off. So we came to enjoy the Beauty Spot. You can see for miles, boss.Yes, it’s very pretty.Erm…Mr. Bull, could we borrow your crane for a minute?What for?My Daddy dropped the car keys down the drain.Say no more. I’ll听不出来that in no time. Mr. Rhino, the crane please.Stand clear. Down she goes!How lucky Mr. Bull came along when he did! (我感觉这句话的语法有问题) Yes, now we’ll finally get our keys back.That’s the furthest she goes, chief.Mr. Bull is the chief.Did you find our keys?No. The crane i sn’t long enough.Now, what shall we do?Easy! We’ll dig up the road.Hooray!Mr. Bull is digging up the beauty spot.Stop!What’s going on?We came to see the beauty spot.Erm…they’re digging it up now. Won’t be long.My Daddy dropped the car keys down the drain.Oh!Hold it! Hold it!It’s the keys. We’ve got them.Hooray!There you go!Thank you, Mr. Bull.Oh, it was nothing.Er…where’s the beauty spot gone?The Mountain Beauty Spot is now a big hole.It’s a cave now. Welcome to the Cave Beauty Spot. Woo!All thanks to my daddy!Err…and Mr. Bull.Yes, I’m good at digging holes.Mr. Bull loves digging holes. Everybody loves digging holes.粉猪妹(粉红小猪妹Peppa Pig)第四季19集George’s New Dinosaur 的字幕：开头部分（每集都一样）I'm Peppa Pig.This is my little brother George.This is Mummy Pig.And this is Daddy Pig.Peppa Pig.George’s New DinosaurGeorge is playing with his favourite toy, Mr. Dinosaur. George loves playing with Mr. Dinosaur.Mr. Dinosaur is made of plastic. It is almost impossible to break him.Dinosaur! Grr…George loves playing with Mr. Dinosaur in the bath.At night time, George always takes Mr. Dinosaur to bed with him. Dinosaur! Grr…George, Mr. Dinosaur is broken.Oh.Mr. Dinosaur does not have a tail anymore.Poor George.You have had Mr. Dinosaur a long time.I’m surprised he lasted as long as he did.Maybe it’s about time you got a new dinosaur.Yes, we can go to Mr. Fox’s shop tomorrow.This is Mr. Fox’s shop.Mr. Fox’s shop sells everything.I’m sure we’ll find you a lovely new dinosaur here, George. Dinosaur!George does not want a new dinosaur.Look, George. A big dinosaur.Oh! Dinosaur!Good morning! Can I help you?We’d like the dinosaur at the window, please.Certainly!Good choice. This is the Dino Roar. It roars, it walks, and it sings a dinosaur song.Dino Roar! Dino Roar! Listen to the Dino Roar! Roar!Wow!Dino Roar!We’ll take it.Roar!George is playing with Dino Roar in the garden.Don’t play too roughly with Dino Roar, George. He has moving parts and might get broken.George cannot play with Dino Roar in the garden. George wants to play with Dino Roar in the bath.George, if you get Dino Roar wet, he’ll stop working. George cannot play with Dino Roar in the bath.It is night time. George has taken Dino Roar to bed with him. Roar!Ah!George! Dino Roar has woken me up. (Dino Roar is singing at the same time.)Maybe Dino Roar should sleep somewhere else.George cannot have Dino Roar in his bed at night.It is morning.Why is George looking so sad?George cannot play with Dino Roar in the garden, in the bath, or in bed.Never mind, George. Dino Roar can still roar.Dino Roar! Dino Roar! Listen to the Dino Roar! Roar!Oh!I think the batteries must run out, Daddy Pig.Already? How many batteries are in here?Hundreds and thousands.Dino Roar needs lots of batteries to make him roar.Oh, what’s this?A trumpet?It doesn’t work.Dinosaur!That’s not a trumpet, Peppa. You found Mr. Dinosaur’s tail. Oh!Now, Daddy Pig can mend him.I’ll try. Mmm…I think it might be quite difficult to mend. Oh.Daddy Pig has mended Mr. Dinosaur.Hooray!Oh-oh, I’m a bit of an expert at mending things.George loves Mr. Dinosaur.Dinosaur! Grr…Dinosaur! Dinosaur! Hello, Mr. Dinosaur!Grr…Mr. Dinosaur is Geor ge’s favourite toy in the whole world.粉猪妹(粉红小猪妹Peppa Pig)第四季20集Grandpa Pig's Train to the Rescue的字幕：开头部分（每集都一样）I'm Peppa Pig.This is my little brother George.This is Mummy Pig.And this is Daddy Pig.Peppa Pig.Grandpa Pig's Train to the RescueGrandpa Pig is taking Peppa and George for a ride on his little train, Gertrude.I love Gertrude the train.And the good thing is, Gertrude has rubber wheels, so we don’t have to go on train tracks.We can go wherever we like.Grandpa’s little t rain goes Toot, Toot, Toot. Toot, Toot, Toot. Toot, Toot, Toot.Grandpa’s little train goes Toot, Toot, Toot, all day long. Miss Rabbit is taking the grown-ups to work in her big train. Morning Grandpa Pig. I’ll不确定 your toy train again. Gertrude is not a toy. She’s a miniature locomotive.Oh, that’s nice. Bye.Go faster, Grandpa Pig.I can’t! This is as fast as Gertrude goes.The big train is going very fast. Oh dear! The big train has broken down.What’s h appening? We need to get to work.Hello, Miss Rabbit. Having trouble with your train?It’s not funny, Grandpa Pig. All of my passengers need to get to work.You need to get yourself a train that doesn’t break down, like Gertrude.That’s a good idea.不确定 you get.What?I’m borrowing your train.All change.What am I going to do?You can stay here and mend the big train.Righto! I do like mending things.Woo what fun! Riding a toy train.Gertrude is not a toy. She’s a miniature locomotive.Of course! All aboard the toy train.Can’t it go any faster?No, Gertrude is a slow train.Mrs. Cow is waiting for the train at the next station.What’s happened to the big train? Has it shrunk?No, this is a toy train.Gertrude is not a toy. She’s a miniatur e locomotive.Off we go!Grandpa Pig loves mending things.So many interesting bits and bulbs.Oh, dear! A traffic jam.Gertrude can ride on the grass.Of course!Bye everyone.Miss Rabbit is taking a shortcut. Pass the duck pond.Hello, ducks.Up the hill.Hello, Gertrude. You can make it.And to the next station.Hello! Where’s the big train?The big train is broken. We’re riding Grandpa Pig’s toy train today.Gertrude is not a toy train. She’s a miniature locomotive. Next stop! The end of the line.This goes here! And that goes there!Grandpa Pig has mended the train.Good as new.Last stop! Now you can all do your important work.Hang on! It’s taken so long to get here. It’s home time. Oh, back we go then.But if we travel on Gertrude, it’ll take ages to get home. Hello, everyone. I’ve mended the big train.Excellent, Grandpa Pig. All change.Off we go.Stop! What about Gertrude? We can’t leave her behind.Yes, Gertrude!Don’t worry! We can take the toy train as well.Gertrude is not a toy.We know! She’s a miniature locomotive.Gertrude is the best train in the whole wide world.粉猪妹(粉红小猪妹Peppa Pig)第四季21集The Pet Competition 的字幕：开头部分（每集都一样）I'm Peppa Pig.This is my little brother George.This is Mummy Pig.And this is Daddy Pig.Peppa Pig.The Pet CompetitionPeppa and her friends are at playgroup.Children, tomo we will have a pet competition.Woo!Bring your pets to school. The best pet will win a prize.I’m going to bring my pet gold fish.I’m going to bring my sticky insect.I’ll bring my gecko.I’m going to bring Monkey.Oooh! Oooh!That’s not a real monkey. It’s a doll.It’s not a doll. It’s Monkey.Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!He likes you, Danny.Zoë can bring Monkey if she wants to.Home time, children. Don’t forget your pets for the competition tomorrow. It is the evening before the pet competition.Peppa and Susie are getting Goldie the fish ready.Eat up, Goldie. You’ve got a big day tomorrow.I will polish your bowl.Ha! Ha!Lovely.Pedro is talking to his sticky insect. A sticky insect is an insect that looks like a stick.Tomorrow you will come with me to playgroup.They will decide who is the best pet. And it will be you.Edmond Elephant is talking to his gecko.Watch me! Brrr…Now, you do it. Brrr…Ha! Ha! Ha!Zoë Zebra is talking to her monkey.Are you excited about the competition, Monkey?Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!Remember to be good tomorrow. Don’t be a cheeky monkey.It is the day of the pet competition.Madame Gazelle, who is going to decide which pet is the best?Doctor Hamster!Hello, everyone.Hello.Ah! What lovely pets you’ve got! That’s a happy little fish. What’s itsname?It’s Goldie. You’ve met her before.She’s got a very shiny bowl.What is Goldie like doing?She likes swimming around and going like this.Wonderful! And who is this?This is my sticky insect.What’s his name?Steven.What does he do?He looks like a stick.Amazing! Oh! What kind of animal is this?It is a gecko.Does he have a name?Hemidactylus frenatus.Edmond Elephant is a clever-clogs.Right! And what does he do?This!Brrr…Brrr…Oh! Who’s next?Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Monkey!Is he meant to be upside down?Yes, he’s asleep.Ah, I see. Well, it’s lovely. I’ve brought my pet too, Tiddles the Tortoise.He likes climbing trees and…Who is the winner?Yes, who’s won the prize?Now, the prize g oes to…Tiddles the Tortoise!Doctor Hamster has picked her own pet to win the prize.That’s not fair. It’s your own pet.Oh, no! This is only the prize for the best tortoise.The prize for the best fish goes to Goldie the fish!Hooray!The prize for the best gecko goes to the gecko.Hooray!The prize for the pet who looks most like a stick goes to Steven.Hooray!The prize for the best monkey…Doctor Hamster, he’s not a real monkey. He’s just pretend.The prize for the best pretend monkey goes to Monkey.Hooray!But Doctor Hamster, we choose the best pet of all.All of them. They’re all happy healthy pets. They’re all （这一句应该是非英语，所以不确定）粉猪妹(粉红小猪妹Peppa Pig)第四季22集Spider Web的字幕：开头部分（每集都一样）I'm Peppa Pig.This is my little brother George.This is Mummy Pig.And this is Daddy Pig.Peppa Pig.Spider WebDaddy Pig is hard at work in the study.Daddy Pig, this study is a complete mess.It’s not that bad.There are lots of cobwebs.I love cobwebs. They give the room character.Cobwebs mean spiders a nd I don’t like spiders.I do. Spiders catch flies and flies are horrid.Well, as long as I don’t have to see a spider.Ah~~~~A spider! Hello, Mr. Skinny Legs! Oh! Where have you gone? Find it. I don’t want it in the house.Everyone is looking for Mr. Skinny Legs.Mr. Skinny Legs is not in the filing cabinet.Oh!Mr. Skinny Legs is not under the chair.Ooh!Mr. Skinny Legs is not on the table.Oh!I wonder where Mr. Skinny Legs is?Ah~~~Oh-oh! It sounds like Mummy has found him.Don’t be scared, Mummy.Get rid of it.OK, we’ll take Mr. Skinny Legs into the garden.Now, Mr. Skinny Legs has got the whole garden to play. Bye-bye, Mr. Skinny Legs!It is starting to rain.Mr. Skinny Legs is running back to the house.Maybe he doesn’t like the rain.He’s climbing up the water spout.Eensey Weensey spider climbed up the water spout.Down came the rain and washed the Weensey out.Out came the sun shining and dried up all the rain.Eensey Weensey spider climbed up the spout again.I don’t want Mr. S kinny Legs in the house, Daddy Pig. Let’s take Mr. Skinny Legs a bit further into the garden. There we are! A nice tree for you to live in.What is he doing?He’s making a web, Peppa. Spiders live in webs and use them to catch flies.Oh, he’s very busy.Yes. It’s hard work building a web. That’s why you must never ever break one. If you do, the spider has to do all the work again. Yes, Daddy. Bye-bye, Mr. Skinny Legs.It is bed time.I liked watching Mr. Skinny Legs making his web today.And tomorrow, he will make another web.Really?Yes, Mr. Skinny Legs makes a new web every day.Where will the new web be, Daddy?I don’t know. We’ll find out tomorrow. Good night!Night-night.It is morning. Daddy Pig is getting ready to go to work.I don’t want to be late. I have an important meeting at the office. Daddy, you work very hard.Yes, I do. But not as hard as Mr. Skinny Legs.Bye-bye everyone. See you tonight.Stop, Daddy!What is it?You cannot drive the car today.Why not?Look!Mr. Skinny Legs has built a web, joining the car to the house. Daddy, you said “you must never ever break a web.”Did I?Yes, Daddy Pig.If you move the car, you will break the web.But how am I going to get to work?Don’t worry, Daddy. You can borrow my little bicyc le.Here you are!Thank you, Peppa.Daddy Pig is riding Peppa’s little bicycle.Have a nice ride to work!I will, Peppa. Bye!Bye!Woo! Daddy Pig works very hard.Woo!But Mr. Skinny Legs works even harder.粉猪妹(粉红小猪妹Peppa Pig)第四季23集The Noisy Night的字幕：开头部分（每集都一样）I'm Peppa Pig.This is my little brother George.This is Mummy Pig.And this is Daddy Pig.Peppa Pig.The Noisy NightPeppa’s family are having a sleepover at Cousin Chloé’s house. Hello, everyone.Hello.You must be tired after a long journey.Yes. An early night would be nice.First, we’ll put baby Alexander to bed.This is baby Alexander’s bedroomAlexander likes noise. It sends him to sleep.We like noise in this house.We’re a noisy family.Peppa, George, you’re staying in my room tonight.Oh, goodie.Peppa and George are excited to be sleeping in Cousin Chloé’s bedroom.Good night!Good night!Good night!Good night!Good night!Night-night.Everyone is tucked up in their beds. Asleep!Baby Alexander is awake.Peppa and George are awake.What’s that noise?It’s the vacuum cleaner.Erm…why are you vacuuming at night?We are not disturbing you, are we?What? Oh, no!We found noise is the best way to get baby Alexander back to sleep. He likes noise.We’re a noisy family.Everyone is back in their beds. Asleep!Baby Alexander is awake.Why is Aunty Pig playing a trumpet?To get Alexander to sleep. The more noise, the better.Is there another way that doesn’t use noise?We do find noise is the best way.When George was a baby, we used to put him in his pram and wheel him around the house.And that always sent him to sleep.How strange!No loud noises?That’s right. How many times around the house was it, Mummy pig? Three time?Fifty times.Daddy Pig is pushing baby Alexander around the house, fifty times. Good, baby Alexander is asleep.Can you let me back in?I’ll just switch the alarm.Switch the alarm back on.Peppa, what are you doing up?I can’t sleep, Daddy. It’s a noisy night.OK, Peppa. Let’s get you bac k to bed.Now, which bedroom are you staying in?Stop, Daddy. That’s baby Alexander’s room.Ah!The light has woken baby Alexander.That’s all right. I’ve got the vacuum cleaner.I’ve got the trumpet.Stop! Stop! I remember another quiet way we used to get George to sleep.Oh, yes. We drove him around in the car.I’ll get the car started.Don’t forget the alarm!Daddy Pig has set off the noisy house alarm. The noisy house has woken everyone up.It’s Miss Rabbit in her rescue helicopter.Is everybody all right, stand-by? I have the alarm.Yes, thank you.All right, cheerio.All that loud noise has sent baby Alexander to sleep.He’s really fast asleep now.All thanks to my noisy daddy.Well done, Daddy Pig. We should have you to stay more often.粉猪妹(粉红小猪妹Peppa Pig)第四季24集The Wishing Well的字幕：开头部分（每集都一样）I'm Peppa Pig.This is my little brother George.This is Mummy Pig.And this is Daddy Pig.Peppa Pig.The Wishing WellGrandpa Pig is showing Peppa and George around his garden. Here are my cabbages, broccoli, and sprouts.Woo!Potatoes, carrots and beetroots live here. And over there, is the fruit.What is this, Grandpa?That, Peppa, is a weed.What is a weed?A weed is a cheeky plant, growing in the wrong spot.Oh!Pull it out and throw it in this bucket. There’s no room for weeds in my tidy garden.Grandpa Pig is very proud of his garden.Maybe there’s room to grow a little strawberry here.In the middle of my carrots? No, Peppa. Strawberries belong with the fruit. Everything has its place. Isn’t that right, Granny Pig?Yes, Grandpa. Can we find a little place for this?Er…no!What is it, Granny?It’s a plastic gnome, Peppa. And he’s going to live in our garden.Oh, no! He isn’t. There’s no room.There’s plenty of room. What about h ere?I can’t have that ugly thing looking at me all day!Peppa, George, do you think my gnome looks ugly?No, Granny. I think he looks cute.There, Grandpa. You are outnumbered. The gnome stays.Ah! And here come the rest of them.What?Mr. Bull is bringing Mr. Gnome a truck load of new friends. Yippee!But gardens are for plants, not plastic.Where do you want the gnomes?We don’t want gnomes, thank you!Oh!Goodbye.Naughty Grandpa Pig. Those are Granny Pig’s gnomes.Oh. It appears we do want gnomes.I’ll quit the gay. （这里听不清楚）They are lovely.Here is this as well. Cheerio!Thanks you, Mr. Bull. Goodbye.Bye-bye.What’s this? A giant gnome?No, Grandpa.It’s a well.What is a well?A well, Peppa, is a very deep hole with water in it. Woo!And as it happens, I do need water for my garden. So a well will be useful. But that is not a well.It’s made of plastic and there’s no hole.It’s beautiful.What’s the point of a well without water?It’s a wishing well. You throw a coin into it and make a wish. Can I make a wish, Granny?Of course, Peppa. Here’s a little coin.I wish! I wish! I wish!Oh, don’t tell us what you are wishing for. OK.Finished!Very good.Granny, do the wishes always come true?Yes.Oh, goodie!But now it’s time for grandpa to take you home.Bye-bye, Granny. Bye-bye.Goodbye, my little ones.Grandpa, you are very lucky having a wishing well in your garden. Do you think so, Peppa?Yes, you can wish for things whenever you want.Mm…And the wishes always come true because Granny Pig said so. Yes. Do you want to know what I wished for, Grandpa?What did you wish for, Peppa?I wished that I could have a wishing well and gnomes in my garden. Oh, well, I think we can do that.Peppa and George have arrived home.Mummy, Daddy, I made a wish. And it came true.Really? What did you wish for, Peppa?Lots of gnomes and a wishing well for our garden. Oh! Er…Grandpa Pig, I don’t think we have enough room. Nonsense! You’ve got plenty of room.Er…yes! I suppose so!Peppa and George love gnomes and wishing wells. Everybody loves gnomes and wishing wells.粉猪妹(粉红小猪妹Peppa Pig)第四季25集Mr. Potato’s Christmas Show的字幕：开头部分（每集都一样）I'm Peppa Pig.This is my little brother George.This is Mummy Pig.And this is Daddy Pig.Peppa Pig.Mr. Potato’s Christmas ShowIt is Christmas time and Peppa and her playgroup are going to the theatre to see Mr. Potato’s Christmas Show.We are here!Look! It’s the Christmas vegetable family, Mr. Potato!Mrs. Carrot!Sweat Cranberry and Little Sprout.Here are your tickets. Find the seat with your number on it. Here’s my seat. Nu mber Five.Six!Seven!Eight!Nine!Ten!Quickly now, children! The show is about to begin. Erm…Madame Gazelle, I need a toilet.Oh, Pedro!Sorry! Er…sorry! Thank you!Quickly, Pedro!I’ve never been to the theatre before.It’s exciting, isn’t it?Sorry! E r…thank you!Shhhh…children, everyone quiet now.What’s that music?The show is starting.Oh, sorry everyone.It is not the start of the show. It is Madame Gazelle’s phone ringing.Wow! Whose phone is that?That really is the show starting!Welcome to the Mr. Potato’s Christmas Show, where the magic of vegetables never ends.Woo!Hello, children! I’m Mr. Potato. This is Mrs. Carrot. Here is Sweat Cranberry. And here is everyone’s favourite Christmas vegetable, Little Sprout.He he he!Ha ha ha!Where is Little Sprout gone?Er Little Sprout. Where are you?He’s lost!Oh~~~~。

Angie Tribeca《爆笑女警(2016)》第四季第二集完整中英文对照剧本

# 我亲爱的 #♪ Oh, my darling ♪# 我亲爱的 #♪ Oh, my darling ♪# 我亲爱的克莱蒙汀 #♪ Oh, my darling, Clementine ♪# 你永远离我而... #♪ You are lost and gone for... ♪这些犰狳真是太危险了These armadillos are getting to be a goddamn menace.他们干脆用犰狳皮造汽车不就好了Why don't they just build cars out of armadillo skin?天啊 LarryWell, shit, Larry.这是个价值连城的好主意That's a million-dollar idea you got there.如果被人剽窃了的话... 就太遗憾了It'd be a real shame if someone... stole it from ya.有人来了Someone's coming.下午好伙计们Afternoon, boys.感谢你们的服务I appreciate your service,但恐怕要由我来接管了but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take it from here.可以Fine by us.我是说现在就接管I said, I'm gonna take it from here!爆笑女警第四季第02集我最近被诊断出患了绝症I've recently been handed a rather bleak diagnosis估计命不久矣and may not have much longer on this earth,所以我想是时候收养个小孩了so I thought to myself, what a perfect time to adopt a baby. 怎么回事What's going on here?什么是特别行动小组What is the Special Division Force?我跟你说了我们接案子...I told you, we take on cases...我知道官方解释I know what the official explanation is,但我想知道我们到底在做什么but I want to know what we're really doing.目前我们唯一的工作就是Right now, our only job is to follow听从副总统的命令the orders of the Vice President.佩里副总统吗Vice President Perry?他不仅把我关进了监狱The man who not only threw me into jail而且自他当选以来but whose administration has been plagued by scandal 他一直丑闻缠身since he was elected?他又不是诸葛亮He's no John Nance Garner,而且他是我们仅存的副总统了but he's the only Vice President we've got!还诸葛亮John Nance Garner?他连马谡都不如He's barely Schuyler Colfax.长官我们真的是正义的一方吗Sir, how do we know if we're even the good guys?翠贝卡看着我的眼睛Tribeca, look me in the eye.我们即是正义We are the good guys.我从警&hearts;察&hearts;那把那个死老师偷来了I stole the dead teacher from the cops.现在咋办Now what?他叫查理·克莱夫His name is Charlie Clef.快来霍夫曼对不住了墨菲Come on, Hoffman. Sorry, Murphy.这是高级会议Above your pay grade.他是德州阿马里洛市弗雷德·普林泽中学的He was a beloved computer science teacher一位受人爱戴的计算机老师at Freddie Prinze Junior High School in Amarillo, Texas.他也是北半球散布He was also the most prolific distributor恶意软件和电脑漏洞最多的人of malware and computer exploits in Northern Hemisphere. 他的客户包括恐怖组织His clients included terrorist organizations,敌对的外国政&hearts;府&hearts;hostile foreign governments,以及想看明星裸照的人and people who want to see celebrities naked.所以现在他死翘翘了故事结束不是吗So now he's dead. End of story, right?错故事才刚开始Wrong. Beginning of story.克莱夫死前刚完成一种Clef had just put the finishing touches破坏性极强的电脑病毒的收尾工作on a particularly damaging computer virus.这玩意能关闭电网The kind of thing that shuts down power grids然后公布你那些"不可见人"的浏览记录and publishes your browsing history.所以现在他死翘翘了故事结束不是吗So now he's dead. End of story, right?错Wrong!故事才到一半Middle of story!他的死给我们提供了一个大好机会来取代他His death provides us with a unique opportunity然后引出一名对这病毒to take his place and flush out a high-profile buyer有兴趣的高调买&hearts;&hearts;家who recently expressed interest in...病毒叫啥来着what was the name of the virus?熊猫烧香LamarModem.翠贝卡冒充成克莱夫Tribeca will impersonate Clef和买&hearts;&hearts;家联&hearts;系&hearts; and try to make contact with the buyer其余的人渗透进这所高中while the rest of us infiltrate the high school genre 作为后援in supporting roles.我有一个问题I have one question.你等会One sec.- 有问题吗 - 额有- Any questions? - Uh, yes.你会回答问题吗Will you be taking questions?在最后还有别的吗At the end. Anything else?副总统是个骗子吗Is Vice President Perry a crook?我黄牌警告你哦翠贝卡I am warning you, Tribeca!现在给我去假肢室变身Now get to Prosthetics for your disguise fitting!是长官Yes, sir.嘿你到底怎么啦Hey. What the hell is with you?不许这么跟我说话Don't talk to me like that.没大没小的I didn't raise you to be disrespectful.你把我遗弃了You didn't raise me at all.所以这个锅我不背So it didn't come from me.我看过你的自传Look, I...I read your autobiography, okay?我知道你是不信任这个体制的I know that you're a lone wolf that...独行侠that doesn't trust the system,但我很在乎我们在做的事情but I care about what we're doing,希望你也能如此and I expect you to care about it, too.如果能确定是在为正义而战Maybe I'll care if I can figure out我也许就在乎了if we're actually fighting for the right side.好吧棒棒哒Oh, okay, well, that's just great.你知道吗Well, you know what?除了我的出生这是我们作为母子Besides my birth, this is the first thing you所做的第一件事and I have done as mother and son.如果这还不足以让你在乎的话And if that's not enough for you to care about this,我想是时候then I guess it's high time养成些不良嗜好I pick up a few bad habits然后误入歧途了and fall in with the wrong crowd.来吧Let's do this.查尔斯·名字又臭又长·克莱夫You were born Charles John Jacob Jingleheimer Clef生于1961年12月12日德州普莱诺in Plano, Texas, on December 12, 1961.作为独生子你渴望父母的认可As an only child, you craved your parents' approval,作为一个成年人你需要得到学生的认可and as an adult, you seek that approval from your students. 你的智商足以碾压这种Your intellectual proclivities unfulfilled平庸的中等教育环境by the banal environment of secondary education,所以转向了更具挑战的you turned to the more challenging world恶意软件编程世界of malevolent software programming.最喜欢的食物披萨Favorite food... pizza.让我们来瞧瞧Let's see what we got.- 完美 - 哇噢- Perfect. - Wow.需要花点时间来适应This is going to take some getting used to.记住现在的孩子很不一样了Now, remember, kids are very different nowadays.他们非常自信对性很饥渴They're very confident, they're sex-positive,激&hearts;情&hearts;四射they're body-positive.有的人有着毫无根据的高度自尊And some of them have unwarranted high self-esteem. 如果是毫无根据的我怎么会如此优秀呢If it's so unwarranted, why am I so great?祝你好运翠贝卡Good luck, Tribeca.或者应该叫你...Or should I say...?克莱夫老师Mr. Clef?怎么了德罗伊Yes, Delroy?我无法运行子程序I can't get my subroutine to run.看起来第十九行有个解析错误Looks like there's a parsing error in line 19.- 什么错误 - 如果我告诉了你- What's the error? - Well, if I told you that...- 授人以鱼 - 不如授人以渔- You wouldn't be teaching. - I'd be telling.没错That's right.好了各位网站作业周五交哦All right, everybody, websites are due Friday.克老师我能不能...Mr. C., can I...不能汤米不能延期No, Tommy, you cannot have an extension.你真牛逼啊克老师You're the best, Mr. C.沙罗肖勒你们真是天才Charo, Scholls, you're geniuses.这简直是小菜一碟This is going to be a piece of cake.我就知道I knew it.快点克莱夫老师练习要迟到了Come on, Mr. Clef, we're gonna be late for practice. 什么练习What practice?你好好笑哦克老师You're so funny, Mr. C.合唱团练习啊Glee Club practice.你是教练You're the coach.我们有麻烦了We've got a problem.今天的好天气很适合打橄榄球It's a beautiful day for football practice弗雷德·普林泽中学队as the Freddie Prinze Junior Senior High squad遇到了一群猪对手runs their plays against a mock defense本周这个球队遇到了麻烦But the team's in some hot water this week当地报社指出after a local paper ran an editorial球队的名字suggesting that their team name冒犯了印第安人was offensive to Native Americans简直无中生有丧心病狂I don't know how they got there from Drunken Injuns不过我也就是放放嘴炮而已but, hey, I'm just a football fan不上帝啊No! Jesus!十一号&hearts; 滚过来Eleven, get your ass over here!很简单It's a simple read option!寻找漏洞You look for the hole!如果没有就给老子跑回来If it's not there, you pitch to the running back!德尔菲没在他的位置上...Durphy wasn't in position...少找借口I don't want to hear about Durphy!他父母正在谈离婚His parents are divorcing!他反应慢很正常He may be a step behind for a while!你&hearts;爸&hearts;出轨了所以你妈提出离婚Your dad cheated on your mom, so she's kicking him out. 但这不是你的错别放在心上But that's not your fault, so don't take that on.谢谢教练Thanks, Coach.去洗澡吧小子Hit the showers, buddy.现在跑起来Now run it again!这次给我拼尽全力This time with your head on the outside of your ass!好的教练Yes, sir.我是教练This is Coach.嘿教练Oh, hey, Coach.我克莱夫It's Mr. Clef,当他没有忙着兜售恶意软件时who, when he's not busy selling malware,原来是在指挥合唱团apparently runs the Glee Club.该死Damn it!怎么会没有料到How did we not see that coming?我怎么知道但是除了计算机I don't know, but I did not study up我没有钻研过其它学科on anything but computer science.根本不懂什么是F大调和G小调I don't know anything about F sharps and G minuses.听着翠贝卡我们在做的Look, Tribeca, we are here是阻止电脑病毒的蔓延to stop the spread of computer viruses,所以你得撑住直到联&hearts;系&hearts;到买&hearts;&hearts;主so you just hang on until you get contacted by the buyer.这样就可以告诉孩子们他们的老师挂了And then we will tell the kids their teacher is dead我们就能从这里滚蛋了and we will get the hell out of here.好吧Fine.好了同学们All right, everyone.我知道你们的名字但为了有趣些Well, obviously I know your names, but maybe just for fun,你们可以唱出你们的名字you guys can sing your name这就是你们在大赛前要完成的任务the thing you're gonna overcome before the big concert.# 我叫玛利亚 #I'm Maria# 抑郁症药不能停 #Pills and depression# 我吃自己的头发 #I eat my own hair# 我的叔叔让我... #My uncle makes me...好了打住下一个Okay, all right. Next.# 我叫普拉德皮 #I'm Pradeep# 命中注定会娶一个我不爱的女人 #Arranged marriage to a girl that I do not love# 我叫皮特 #I'm Peter# 在我储物柜里有[哔] #And there's a [bleep] in my locker# 我叫格蕾丝怀了普拉德皮的孩子 #I'm Grace and I'm pregnant with Pradeep's baby 不用每个人都介绍We don't need to hear from everyone.好了要不All right, so, should we, uh,就接着上次继续讲吧pick it up from where we left off last practice?上次你说你会写首全新的曲子Last practice you said that you were going to write 让我们试唱a brand-new song for us to try.是的I did. I did.好了就这首了Okay. Um, and yes, here it is.希望你们会喜欢I hope that you like it.# 祝你生日快乐 #Happy birthday to you# 祝你生日快乐 #Happy birthday to you# 生日快乐生日快乐 #Happy birthday, happy birthday# 祝你生日快乐 #Happy birthday to you天啊Oh, my God.我很喜欢I love it.那就好All right, great.我们试试All right, should we try it?好的一二...Okay. And a one and a two and a...我的羊水破了My water just broke!不头儿我还没收到买&hearts;&hearts;家的消息No, sir, I have not heard from the buyer yet,但我听到了世界上but I did listen to the worst singers最难听的歌&hearts;手唱歌&hearts;in the history of the world.还接生了一个孩子我可以问问I delivered a baby and...Yeah, I can ask,但我认为外婆会抚养孩子but I think the grandmother's raising it.看看能不能找到没收的好吃的零食...Now, if I could just find some decent confiscated snacks... 大吃一顿And paydirt.好的明天给你打电&hearts;话&hearts;All right, I'll talk to you tomorrow.好的我也爱你Okay, love you too.在吗U up?新电脑你是谁New computer. Who dis?我是想买&hearts;&hearts;你的东西的人It's the guy who wants what you're offering.肖勒在吗Schoolls, u up?咋啦What's up?有鱼上钩了I got the fish on the line.正在定位继续聊Geo-tracking now. Keep him talking.我有你想要的东西I think I have exactly what you're looking for.现在能发货吗Are you going to send it to me now?我想吊吊你的胃口I thought I'd tease you a little bit.好吧你很皮Ooo.You're bad.你很想要吗Do you want it bad?你知道我当然想啊Ooo.You know I do.给你发到哪里Where do you want it?发到我邮箱如果文件太大就发我云邮箱Stick it in my email, if it's really big, slip it into my Dropbox.我要先收钱I'm going to need to see some money first.切总是败胃口明晚码头见我等不及了Tsk. Tsk. Always running the mood. How about the loading dock tomorrow night? I can't wait to see it.太急了吧Oh, it's gonna be nasty.你那边有人定位我搞毛你暴露了Someone just pinged me from your area. WTF? Did someone blow you?才怪别大惊小怪Nobody blew me. It's all good.我下了I'm out.追踪定位什么鬼Hey, what the hell happened with tracking my target?那个人吓跑了He got totally spooked.翠贝卡先坐下Now, now, Tribeca, have a seat.自己去拿个汉堡吧Help yourself to a burger.我不是针对谁不过是她搞砸了I don't want to point any fingers, but she messed up.不许互相指责Let's not play the blame game!不然就没完了Always takes forever.玩纸牌对诚信怎么样How about Cards Against Humanity?我用三倍168位数据加密标准I masked my IP address掩盖了我的网址with triple DES 168-bit encryption.我弟都在用三倍168位数据加密标准了My little brother has triple DES 168-bit encryption.你的技术太落后了Your technology is so two days ago.至少我不是处&hearts;女&hearts;了At least I've lost my virginity.我也不是了那个人在欧洲So have I. He just lives in Europe.你们两个闭嘴Knock it off, you two!这个游戏要八个人也玩不成了Oh, it's eight players. That won't work.如果今晚他能在码头出现将会是个奇迹It'll be a miracle if he shows up at the loading dock tonight. 小安在哪儿二十分钟前就放学了Where's A.J.? School was out like 20 minutes ago.恐怕小安遇到麻烦了I'm afraid A.J.'s having a hard time here.他现在和一群混混在一起He's fallen in with a bad crowd.我喜欢你这身打扮Lana likes what she sees.- 我不太确定 - 信我- I don't know about these clothes. - Oh, trust me.这条紧身裤突出了你的身材Those shorts squeeze you in all the right places,特别是某个地方特别显眼and in one place that's very, very wrong.拿着这个Here. Take a hit of this.- 这是什么 - 没什么特别的- What's in that - Nothing much.葡萄糖电解液维生素BGlucose, Electrolytes, some B vitamins.如果他们验尿呢What if they test my urine?这就是这瓶水的妙用了That's what this is for.这瓶是干净的尿液以防万一That's a clean urine in case they test you.好的知道了Yeah, I know, I know.好了开始骑车吧Okay, guys, let's log some miles.你在干嘛What are you doing?完犊子了那是我妈Oh, shoot, it's my mom.克莱夫老师是你妈Wait, Mr. Clef is your mom?不我是想说我马子No, I meant to say my moon.克莱夫老师是你马子真恶心Mr. Clef is your moon? That sucks.你这是上哪去Where do you think you're going?给我滚下自行车You are gonna get off that bike现在就跟我走and you're coming with me this minute.除了这条自行车道他哪也不去The only place he's going is Stoneybrook Bike Path.死开点糟老头So back off, old man.小姑娘你给我注意点I would watch that mouth, young lady.你能把我怎样斯坦福已经录取我了What are you gonna do? I'm already accepted at Stanford. 你个二货You look ridiculous.你就是这么打算混时间的This is how you want to spend your time?至少这些人清楚他们在做什么At least these people believe in what they're doing.行了小安出发吧All right, let's go, A.J. And you know what?要是你今天表现得好If you do a good job today,我就教你怎么刮腿毛I'm gonna teach you how to shave your legs.抱歉克莱夫老师Sorry, Mr. Clef.我得走了I got to go.嘿不长眼吗搞毛啊Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?你找我吗头儿You wanted to see me, sir?是的肖勒进来单膝跪下Yeah, Scholls, come on in. Take a knee.我们最近在忙活这件大案子You know, this is a big case we got going on here, 每个人都压力山大and there's a lot of pressure on everybody.我知道Yes, sir.我有点担心你不在状态I'm just a little worried your head's not totally in it. 沙罗老是惹我Charo gets under my skin.沙罗还年轻情商低Charo's young. She's hungry.你要把注意力集中在你的优势上You just concentrate on what you have...智慧经验wisdom, experience, and a smile和足以照亮纽约的笑容that could light up New York City.我尽力Okay. I'll try.在我的团队里Hey! You can leave "try"不许出现尽力二字out there with the dirty jock straps!必须做到听懂没You get 'er done, you hear?!遵命Yes, sir!把二十号&hearts;球衣递我Now drop and give me 20!嗨克莱夫老师Hello, Mr. Clef.谁Who's there?我是克劳德·梅洛I am Claude Merlot.你带病毒了吗Do you have the virus?你在哪我看不见你Where are you? I can't see you.我问你带病毒了吗Do you have the virus?我带着呢Yes, I have it right here.但你必须现身But you need to expose yourself.好我这就照做Okay, I'm doing it.把病毒放在地上Put the virus on the ground.你先出来Not until I see your face.明天就是全国合唱团比赛了The National Glee Club Championship is tomorrow. 在查理·克莱夫的指导下This high school has won every year the past 12 years 这所高中已经十二连冠under Charlie Clef's coaching.如果你是他本人你的队伍肯定能赢If you are who you say you are, your team will win,到时候我就和你做交换and then we will make the exchange.好吧如果这是你想要的可以Yeah, well, if that's what you want, fine.我没意见It's no problem with me.我本来就打算赢I mean, I was planning on winning anyway.明天见分晓Until tomorrow then.顺便一说我不在这个垃圾箱里By the way, I am not in this Dumpster.# 祝你生日快乐 #♪ Happy birthday to you ♪# 祝你生日快乐 #♪ Happy birthday ♪- # 生日快乐 # - 停停停- ♪ Happy birthday ♪ - No, no, no!唱的啥No! No!你太尖你没感情你在喂奶You're sharp, you're flat, you're breastfeeding,还有你你太棒了and you're, like, amazing.我知道我以前都是装的Oh, I know. I was just faking it before.到底要怎样你们才能互相配合What is it going to take for you to get your act together? 皮特如果你再漏唱一次Peter, if you miss your mark one more time,我就用你的[哔]敲爆你的头I'm going to thwack you over the head with your own... 我尽力了托德的轮椅老挡路I am trying, okay? Todd's wheelchair is in the way.说真的托德给我站起来好好跳Seriously, Todd, just stand up and do the choreography. 这话太过分了Whoa, that is way out of line.托德有足底筋膜炎好吗Todd has Plantar Fasciitis, okay?你是体会不到穿矫形鞋是什么滋味儿You have no idea what it's like to be in his orthotic shoes. 我没意见I'm okay.对不起I'm sorry.好吗Okay?我觉得我以前和孩子们处得可好了I'm guessing that I used to be really good with kids,但昨天早上我一睁眼but the Mr. Clef who woke up yesterday morning发现我根本不知道如何和小孩相处doesn't have a clue about how to connect with a child.我原来觉得小菜一碟I thought it'd be easy, you know.不就是喂喂饭洗洗澡剪剪头发Feed them, water them, shear them when they get woolly. 但其实But it turns out...远远不止这些it's more than just that.你必须学会倾听还要假装You have to listen to them and you have to pretend他们在意的事情并不愚蠢the things they care about aren't stupid.对我来说都不是易事Well, that doesn't come easily to me.尤其是过去两天Suddenly, in the last two days.但今天下午就是全国合唱团比赛了But the National Championships are this afternoon,我从来没有这么想赢过and the stakes of winning have never been higher.我们做个交易So let's make a deal.只要别演砸You guys try not to be terrible,我就谢天谢地了and that would be great.谁同意Who's in?抱歉Sorry.# 浪荡的一天 #♪ Oh, doo-dah day ♪# 整夜奔跑 #♪ Going to run all night ♪# 不会停歇 #♪ Going to run all day ♪# 我押注一匹短尾马 #♪ Bet my money on a bob-tail nag ♪# 别人押注栗色马 #♪ Somebody bet on the bay ♪虽然不想承认但我觉得I hate to say it, but I think we have no chance 我们根本赢不了of winning this tournament.那梅洛就会知道我是假的克莱夫Merlot's gonna know I'm not the real Clef.别吃头发了Stop eating your hair!我忍&hearts;不住I can't!现在有请今晚的最后一支合唱团And now, the final club of the night,十二届全国卫冕冠军the 12-time defending national champions, 来自弗雷德·普林泽中学的The Freddie Prinze Junior Senior High School 郭美美合唱天团Martha Plimp-tones.# 祝你生日快乐 #♪ Happy birthday to you ♪# 祝你生日快乐 #♪ Happy birthday to you ♪# 生日快乐生日快乐 #♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪# 祝你生日快乐 #♪ Happy birthday to you ♪# 祝你生日快乐 #♪ Happy birthday to you ♪# 祝你生日快乐 #♪ Happy birthday to you ♪# 生日快乐 #♪ Happy birthday ♪# 生日快乐 #♪ Happy birthday ♪# 祝你生日 #♪ Happy birthday to ♪# 快乐 #♪ To you ♪稳了Whoo! Nailed it!是他梅洛在这儿It's him. It's Merlot.他跑了He's getting away!好样的Good!谢谢你小安Thank you, A.J.别客气克莱夫老师Don't worry about it, Mr. Clef.听着我们输了不要紧Hey, it doesn't matter that we lost.你们都应该感到非常...You should all feel really...等会儿克莱夫老师Hang on, Mr. Clef.请注意May I have your attention, please.获胜队伍参赛资格被取消The winning team has been disqualified.我们在其中一个学生的书包里A [bleep] [bleep] has been found发现了[哔]in one of the student's backpacks.所以冠军是First place goes to...弗雷德·普林泽中学的郭美美合唱天团Freddie Prinze Junior Senior High Martha Plimp-tones! 干得漂亮皮特Good job, Peter.你说什么呢克莱夫老师What are you talking about, Mr. Clef?每年你都让我们栽赃陷[哔]You have us plant a [bleep] every year.是的没错皮特Yes, I do, Peter.是我的主意Yes, I do. Yeah!。

A14 娱乐

“五一”来临长春二套娱乐频道“剧”过瘾五月，长春二套娱乐频道，每天18时25分，将推出《婚姻背后》、《错婚》、《望海的女人》、《全家福》四部情感大戏的五集连播，让你“剧”过瘾！刚刚在《一仆二主》中成功塑造草根大叔的张嘉译，在《婚姻背后》中饰演的苏秦同样徘徊在两个女人之间。

张嘉译表示，他很喜欢苏秦这个角色，苏秦表面上有些玩世不恭，其实是个重感情的男人。

《错婚》，又一“蜗居”式的作品，全面讲述社会底层小人物背后的辛酸故事，郝平再续经典小男人形象，让郝平为我们讲述男人背后的辛酸。

《望海的女人》从最开始播出就一路赚足了观众的眼泪，被誉为“最痛家庭伦理剧”。

看被誉为“台湾第一武霖萌祖”的陈冠霖，如何在苦情戏中挣扎。

一部《全家福》，跨越了半个世纪，五十年的日子，柴米油盐，白菜萝卜，用各个小人物的命运，来阐述各个历史事件对其产生的影响。

吴刚，秦海璐、岳秀清、郝平，带我们一同感受时代是如何造就一个人，又如何毁灭一个人和他的爱情。

(记者徐子淇报道)3D 幻视艺术画展在长开展昨日上午10时，“奇幻·不思议”3D 奇幻艺术画展在重庆路民生购物中心三楼开幕，该展览将持续至2014年8月31日。

昨天，记者提前探展，亲自感受这场3D 艺术的视觉盛宴。

负责人介绍，3D 奇幻艺术打破立体绘制与二维视觉界限，让观者视觉与平衡感产生“错觉”。

艺术家利用绘画中俗称的“障眼法”，再配合最新的技术，灯光折射与创新的点子，让欣赏者产生感知冲突，造成荒谬的美感和真实感，这种新鲜奇妙的体验使得3D 幻视艺术画展在全球大受欢迎。

在“趣味动物馆”里，孩子们可以骑上丝绸路途中的骆驼，摆脱原野上老虎兄弟的追踪，从大蟒蛇口中逃生，最后再帮奶牛挤桶新鲜牛奶。

此外，美女洗澡时擦擦玻璃偷看一眼，金库门大开捡钞票，坐上吃人的恐怖沙发玩心跳。

在“经典名画馆”，让天使为你戴上皇冠，回到维纳斯诞生的海边，享受这份奇妙的安静。

贪玩的情侣，还可以在“视觉魔术馆”玩个够，体验不可能发生的事情：身高一样的人，到了巨人房间，变得一大一小了，绿巨人的餐桌上，找不着彼此的身体！(记者徐子淇报道)《赞鸟历险记3D 》今日公映据新浪娱乐继热映大片《里约大冒险2》之后，又一部描写鸟类成长历程的动画电影，将于今日在国内院线全面开画。

吐槽大会第四季第八期完全版(吐槽大会第四季完结)

吐槽大会第四季第八期完全版（吐槽大会第四季完结）就在我还担心，《吐槽大会》第四季会不会因为疫情的原因，也得停止录制，结果她就突然也完结了。

上一期还被自己人吐槽，不要再继续骗钱了，结果她就真的结束这一季了。

老实讲，《吐槽大会》现在确实不如以前好看了，很多明星来吐槽，被调侃为参加了《洗白大会》。

而且很多梗都是网络上炒了一遍又一遍的，你不提观众们都已经忘了的那种。

有的人来的莫名其妙，完全不知道是不是来凑数的……但是，尽管如此多的缺点，我个人还是非常希望看到第五季《吐槽大会》的，毕竟她目前还是国内线上最优秀的搞笑脱口秀节目。

哦，至少，比《脱口秀大会》要优秀一些吧。

正因为爱之深，所以责之切。

《吐槽大会》第四季真的槽点满满，不吐不快。

HEREWEGO!广告越来越多，勇气越来越小吐槽吐槽，当然是吐得越狠，观众才看得越过瘾。

什么叫狠，我先放一个国外原版的吐槽片段给大家感受一下：主咖是布鲁斯威利斯，发言的是他前妻，台下还有她的三个女儿当然限于国内的政策，我们不可能看到完全美国版口味的吐槽（如果真想看，可以去搜吐槽大会·真·第一集），但是这并不代表就做不出搞笑的内容。

只是可惜，四季吐槽大会下来，我们看到的搞笑和犀利，越来越少，但是广告却越来越多。

刚开始第一季的时候，因为没名气，只有念慈菴独家冠名，等到第四季，广告多的实在看不完，不但有口播、摆件、视频过场甚至连嘉宾的发言，都要植入。

莫名其妙的广告词如果说广告多一些，泛滥一些还算是能接受，毕竟人家要挣钱，要恰饭。

但是你不能广告越来越多，胆子却越来越小。

胆小的情况，从节目的口号变化就能感觉的出来：好多嘉宾的槽点或者绯闻，明明大家都是心知肚明，但就是不说，总是拿着一些不疼不痒的点来调戏。

而且，有的时候嘉宾能说的槽点实在过少，好几个上台的吐槽者只能就一个点来回重复，实在是让人看得难受。

比如，李佳琦那一期的一个“OMG”，全场不知道用了多少遍。

再比如甄子丹那一期，观众们最期待的是你讲棍子打人不疼吗？这个事情网上早就解释八百遍了，为啥还要再说？大家最八卦的，当然是甄子丹和吴京的关系。

天蝎计划第四季

天蝎计划第四季工作目标1.剧本创作与剧情设定在天蝎计划第四季中，我们将深入探索角色的内心世界，同时加入新的剧情元素，为观众带来更加丰富和立体的故事线。

我们将着重描绘主要角色的成长与变化，以及他们在面对新的挑战时的心理和情感反应。

此外，我们还将引入新的反派角色，为剧情增添更多紧张和刺激。

2.角色设计与演员选角我们将根据剧本创作的需要，对角色进行重新设计，使他们的形象更加鲜明，个性更加突出。

在演员选角方面，我们将寻找具有独特魅力和出色演技的演员，以确保角色能够得到充分的诠释。

3.视觉效果的提升为了给观众带来更加震撼的视觉效果，我们将采用更加先进的特效技术，同时对拍摄场景进行精心设计，以营造出极具视觉冲击力的画面。

我们将注重场景与角色的互动，以及角色与环境的关系，使整个画面更加生动和立体。

工作任务1.剧本创作与剧情设定我们将组建一个专门的剧本创作团队，由经验丰富的编剧负责主导。

他们将根据前三季的故事线索，以及角色的发展方向，创作出第四季的剧本。

在创作过程中，我们将定期组织讨论会议，以确保剧本的质量，并及时调整和完善剧情设定。

2.角色设计与演员选角我们将成立一个角色设计小组，由专业的设计师和化妆师组成。

他们将根据剧本中的描述，为角色设计出独特的形象。

在演员选角方面，我们将与各大演艺经纪公司合作，挑选出最适合的演员，并通过试镜和表演测试，确保他们的演技符合角色要求。

3.视觉效果的提升我们将组建一个专门的视觉效果团队，由经验丰富的特效师和摄影师组成。

他们将利用最新的特效技术，为剧集制作出高质量的视觉效果。

在场景设计方面，我们将与美术团队密切合作，打造出具有震撼力的场景，并与演员的表演相结合，营造出极具视觉冲击力的画面。

任务措施1.剧本创作与剧情设定的细化为了确保剧本的深度和广度，我们将采用分阶段创作的策略。

首先，编剧团队将深入挖掘角色背景，完成角色小传，为每个角色建立详细的性格档案。

接着，我们将对剧情进行多次研讨和修改，确保故事线既符合逻辑，又能触动观众的情感。

校园小主播课程规划内容 (1)

第一课：校园小主播有话大声说一、【礼仪训练】校园小主播不仅可以给孩子提供实践的平台,在这个学习过程中让孩子学口才，增自信,懂礼仪,长才干。

（一）上课问好！下课再见!（二）站有站相，坐有坐样；（三）表情很重要,上课多微笑；注意事项:抬头挺胸，双肩放松;小腹收紧，双腿并拢；微微一笑,不紧不松。

二、【校园小主播所应具备的素质条件】总结为四个字：声台形表“声”：声音。

包括三要素（响度，又称声强或音量；音高,又称音调;音色，又称音品）,吐字清晰，语音准确等。

“台”：台词。

即语言表达能力，清晰晓畅,鲜活生动等。

“形”:形象气质。

包括衣着打扮,精神面貌等“表”：表演表现。

包括直观的表情和辅助的态势语,以及综合的表现力。

双唇力量练习：《母鸡歌》大母鸡呀，小母鸡呀,大小母鸡，花母鸡呀!（注意节奏的把握和开口音的练习）舌尖弹发练习：《捡豆子》小花儿真是太粗心了,把好好的一袋豆子撒得满地都是，现在没办法了，让我们一起来帮忙捡豆子吧,一个,两个,三个，四个……(将情景演出来,注意表情)综合练习:《武松打虎节选》打竹板不罗嗦,说说打虎的武二哥;提起打虎的武二哥,他身高足有一丈多；拳脚武艺了不得,一顿能吃一大锅。

【普通话测试卡】㈠单音节字——铡zhá白báｉ累ｌèi鹤hè痣zhì舌shé双音节词语——把手美妙盆地逆流铁道朗读:( 节选《雷雨》)满天的乌云,黑沉沉地压下来。

树上的叶子一动不动,蝉一声也不叫。

忽然一阵大风，吹得树枝乱摆。

一只蜘蛛从网上垂下来,逃走了。

闪电越来越亮,雷声越来越响。

哗哗哗，雨下起来了。

㈡单音节字——筛shāi得ｄé字zì给gěi二èr鳃sāi 双音节词语——强盛凝níng结快速轮廓居然朗读:( 节选冰心《笑》）雨声渐渐地住了, 窗帘后隐隐地透进清光来。

推开窗户一看, 呀! 凉云散了, 树叶上的残滴, 映着月儿, 好似萤光千点, 闪闪烁烁地动着。