英语短剧剧本:The One After I Do
英语短剧剧本 适合5个人
英语短剧剧本适合5个人第一幕:Bill and Marry are all students, they have fallen in love with each other for nearly 2 months. The class is over, Bill promised to meet Marry after class.女生跑出教学楼,男生迎了上去。
男:你下课了?我等了你一个小时。
B: Darling, the class is so long, I have waited for you for nearly one hour.女:对不起,那个数学老师拖堂了四十分钟。
G:Sorry, Bill, the mathematics teacher has runned overtime for nearly 40 minutes.男:没事的。
(变出一个橘子来,女生表示很开心)看,多漂亮的橘子。
B: That' s all right. Haha, look, how beautiful a Orange it is.女:你对我真好。
(男剥了橘子,要喂给女生吃,女生不吃。
)G: You are so nice to me.女:我们分着吃吧。
G: Let us eat it together , ok?男:我吃过了。
(喂给女生吃了。
)B: Baby, I have ate it, This Orange is special for you.女:真好吃,我们一起去图书馆看书吧。
G: It tastes so delicious. Let' s go to the library and read books.男:好的,走吧。
B: Ok, let' s go.第二幕:After one year, the two students graduate from school, they work at different corporation. They rent a small house far away from their work places, for the rent cost is mach small.两个人都毕业了,分别在两家公司上班。
英语短剧剧本.doc
英语短剧剧本(一)角色:小兔、小狗、小猴、山羊characters: hare、dog、monkey、goat画外音:小兔子肚子饿了,她想找些东西吃。
找呀,找了半天。
忽然发现小路边的地里长着一根萝卜。
兔:啊,一个萝卜!一个大萝卜!我把它拔出来。
H:Oh,a radish!A big radish!I’ll pull it out.哎——嗨——呦!哎——嗨——呦!Ai-----Hay---Yo! Ai---Hay---Yo!这萝卜太重了。
我拔不出来。
The radish is too heavy. I can’t pull it out.狗:我是小狗。
我饿了。
哦,兔小姐,你在干什么?D: I’m a dog. I’m hungry. Oh, Miss hare,What are you doing.兔:你好,狗先生。
一个萝卜,一个大萝卜。
它太重了。
我拔不出来。
H:Hello,Mr.Dog.A radish,a big radish.It’s too heavy.I can’t pull it out.狗:我帮你。
咱们一起拔。
D:I’ll help you.Let’s pull it together.兔:谢谢你。
咱们一起拔。
H:Thank you .Let’s pull it together.兔和狗:一、二、开始!哎----嗨----呦!哎---嗨---呦!哦,这萝卜太重了。
我们拔不出来。
H&D:One,two,begin!Ai---Hay—Yo!Ai—Hay—Yo!Oh,the radish is too heavy.We can’t pull it out.(小猴走了过来)猴:我是小猴。
我饿了。
哦,你们在干什么?M:I’m a monkey. I’m hungry.Oh, What are you doing? 兔和狗:你好,猴先生。
一个萝卜,一个大箩卜。
它太重了。
我们拔不出来。
H&D:Hello,Mr. Monkey. A radish, a big radish. It’s too heauy. We can’t pull it out.猴:我帮你们。
英语三人短剧--搞笑
顾客: 小心, 你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员: 别担心, 先生, 不是很烫!A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员:茶或咖啡?先生。
第一个顾客:我要茶第二个顾客:我也是茶——杯子要干净的!服务员:两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子:我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?看起来象是在仰泳,A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里。
英语情景剧剧本1~2
英语情景剧剧本1~2第一篇:英语情景剧剧本1~2A: rabbit B: wolf C: duck D: butterfly E: mouse F: elephant(第一场)起床(背景音乐)rabbit:(起床动作)wake up!B C D E F: I get up at XX o’clock.rabbit: I am very hungry.Let’s have breakfast.(动作:发现自己的胡萝卜)Look!Carrot is orange, it is good for me.(吃的动作)wolf:I want to eat fish, fish is for my breakfast.Fish lives in the river.(动作:到河边抓鱼)butterfly:The flowers are beautiful.They are red, yellow, pink and purple.(动作:闻花香和喝)mouse:mouse(小老鼠的动作和声音)elephant:Haha, I have many fruits.Banana is yellow and sweet, watermelon is red and juicy.wolf:I want to eat the rabbit!(大家一起说:No!Rabbit is our friend.做指责狼的动作)(狼做吃叶子的动作,然后呕吐。
)(大家一起说;I’m full, it’s time to go to school.)第二场上学A andB rabbit:I am a rabbit, nice to meet you!wolf:I am a wolf, nice to meet you too!rabbit: I’m lovely and pink, I like carrot best.wolf: I’m strong and fierce, I like rabbit best.rabbit:I go to school by bike.wolf:I go to school by motorcycleC andD duck: I’m a duck.I can swim.I swim to school.butterfly: I’m a butterfly.I am beautiful.I fly to school.E andF mouse: I’m a mouse, I’m small and clever!I go to school by car.elephant:I’m an elephant, I’m big.I have two big ears and long nose.I am afraid of mouse.I walk to school.2.英语情景剧剧本:拔萝卜characters: rabbit, dog, monkey, goat.角色:小兔、小狗、小猴、山羊画外音:小兔子肚子饿了,她想找些东西吃。
短剧改编(中英)
给予是快乐的(根据苏教版第10册同名课文改编)时间:圣诞节期间人物:约翰、约翰的弟弟,热心人保罗第一幕[幕启,洗车工约翰细细打量着刚擦洗好的一辆崭新的白色跑车。
约翰:多漂亮的跑车啊!我多想。
幕后声音:喂,小伙子,我的车擦好了吗?昨天傍晚来洗的那辆?约翰:(仍然羡慕的看着)是的,先生。
保罗:怎么样,喜欢我的车吗?约翰:嗯,先生,你这是辆新车吧,酷极了!保罗:(点点头)当然,这是我哥哥刚送给我的圣诞礼物。
约翰:(吃惊得瞪大眼睛)你是说这车是你哥哥白白送给你的?天哪!我希望……保罗: 你希望也有一个这样的哥哥吗?约翰: 我希望我将来也能像你哥哥那样。
保罗:你是说你也要买车送给自己的弟弟?约翰:当然了,先生......(盼望的眼神)先生,我帮你免费擦车,然后你愿意带我乘车兜一圈吗?保罗:我会付你擦车费的。
不过我很乐意带你兜一圈。
约翰: 谢谢,你真是位慷慨的先生!Happy to GiveJonh: What a beautiful car! How I wish I could...Hey, boy, have you finished the car yesterday afternoon?Jonh: Yes, sir.Paul: What about my car? Do you like it?John: En, sir. It’s a new car, right? How cool!Paul: Of course. It’s a Christmas gift from my brother.John:Did you just say that your brother gave you this car for free?Oh my go d! I hope…Paul:You hope you also have a brother like mine?John:No. I hope I can be like your brother one day!Paul:You mean you want to buy a car for your little brother? John: Sure, sir...Can I wash your car free of charge and you take me for a short driving instead?Paul:OK, I’m glad to. But I’ll still give you the fee then.John:Thank you very much,sir! How generous of you!第二幕[路上,保罗驾着车,兴奋地观赏着窗外的景色。
高清《老友记》Fiends 六人行(第8季)中英文对照剧本
《老友记》中英文对照剧本第八季英语学习利器801 The One After "I Do"801 The One After "I Do"[Scene: The Wedding Hall, Monica and Chandler have just said "I do," and the photographer is taking the required pictures. First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey.]Photographer: Great. (Takes a picture.) Great! Just give me a sec to change film.Monica: Okay.Ross: (To Monica) Okay, I know I’m not supposed to know, but I do. And I’m so excited for you!Joey: What? What’s going on?Ross: Monica’s pregnant!Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?! Monica: Guys! I’m not pregnant.Joey: Ah. (To Chandler) Slow swimmers? (Chandler looks at him.) Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-you’re not pregnant? Monica: You didn’t tell anybody I was did you?!Ross: No! (Pause) I’ll be right back. (Exits.) 801 在说了"我愿意"之后很好很好! 给我一点时间换胶卷Okay, 我知道我本不应该知道这事.但是我还是知道了,我真替你感到高兴什么……发生了什么事?Monica怀孕了!噢,我的天啊!你们是不是因为这个才结婚的?伙计们,我没有怀孕Huh,游得太慢?(指Chandle的精子^_^)什么?!你说什么?你~你~ 你没有怀孕?你还没有告诉其他人我怀孕了吧?还没有我一会儿就回来Photographer: Now why don’t we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier.Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.Joey: I can’t! I-I don’t have any other clothes here.Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesn’t say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.) Photographer: Well then why don’t we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids.Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you weren’t pregnant? Monica: Because I’m not.Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if you’re not pregnant—(She sees Rachel shaking her head)—It’s because I am.(Flash, the photographer takes a picture of Monica and Chandler’s stunned faces.)Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?Monica: What are you talking about?Phoebe: Yes, I…I am with child. (Flash) And I didn’t want to say anything because it’s your day; I didn’t want to steal your thunder. Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?! Chandler: Who’s the father?Monica: Yeah!Phoebe: I can’t say.Monica: Why?!Chandler: Why not?Phoebe: I can’t say because he’s famous.Rachel: Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.)Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.Phoebe: Okay, okay. It’s James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby.Chandler: As in Barbara Streisand’s husband James Brolin? Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me!Opening Credits[Scene: The Wedding Hall, continued from earlier.] Photographer: Why don’t we have Monica step away and we’ll get Chandler and the bridemaids.Phoebe: How about just the bridemaids?Chandler: Y’know I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.Phoebe: It is.Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.)Phoebe: Oh my God!Rachel: Oh, thank you for doing that. I just can’t deal with this just quite yet.Phoebe: So instead you told me Monica was pregnant.Rachel: You said that she was, I just didn’t disagree with you. Phoebe: Sneaky.Rachel: Oh yeah.Photographer: Smile ladies. 现在, 为什么不让Monica和这位伤兵单独照一张?噢, 说到这。
英文短剧
第二幕:白雪公主与七个小矮人
旁白:A new queen comes. She is beautiful but bad.(公主无奈,小动物 气愤) 魔镜:(音乐起,上场) 旁白:This is a magic mirror. 新王后:Mirror, mirror. Who is fairest of all? 魔镜:Not you. Snow White. 新王后:No! No! No! (回头对猎人说) Kill Snow White! 猎人:(上场,半跪低头)Snow White?(抬头) But … 新王后:Kill her! 猎人:(低头,无奈下场) (马蹄声。公主拎裙跑,马挡公主 前面,)
第二幕:白雪公主与七个小矮人
小矮人:The prince helped you. 公主:Thank you, prince! I love you! 王子:Snow White, I love you. Let’s go. 小矮人:Oh, oh, hooray! Oh, oh, hooray! (所有的孩 子与老师边唱边舞, 音乐If You Are Happy)
第二幕:白雪公主与七个小矮人
(根据园内实际要求调整时间) 活动准备: 人物:白雪公主、老王后、新王后、猎人、 七个小矮人、王子、小动物(5个)。 道具:小动物头饰、皇冠、枪、矮人帽、 七张板凳、七个杯子、魔镜、洋娃娃、一 张桌子、苹果(一半红一半绿)、头巾、 篮子。 演员表:老师根据本班孩子性格特点自定。
第二幕:白雪公主与七个小矮人
魔镜:(上场) 新王后:(上场, 奸笑,边照镜边问) Mirror, mirror! Who(拖腔)is fairest of all? 魔镜:Not you! Snow White! 新王后:What? (生气)I’ll kill her!(音乐,邪恶) 新王后:(一转身,拿出一 个苹果,坏笑)Heng! Snow White!(公主一人在 家,边哼歌边擦桌,拎裙转 圈)
英语话剧《Little-mermaid》英文剧本
英语话剧《Little-mermaid》英文剧本Little mermaid第一幕小美人鱼过生日Narrator(旁白) :Long long time ago, there was a mermaid family and they lived a happy life in the bottoms of the sea. The king of the mermaid family has 6 daughters. Ariel is the most beautiful one of them with her white skin and blond hair .she has the most beautiful voice. Today it’s Ariel’s birthday. Ariel’ sisters(美人鱼姐姐): Happy birthday!Ariel(小美人鱼):Thank you!King(国王):My honey, Today is your eighteenthbirthday. You are old enough to go outto see the human’s world.Ariel(小美人鱼): Thank you ,Dad.This is the best gift to me. My dream comestrue.There are many wonderful things in thehuman’s life.I want to be a human.I want to see them dancing and walkingaround on their feet.I really want to be a real girl.You are the best father. I love you.King & sisters : Be careful! Ariel.第二幕Ariel saved the prince.(海边救王子)Ariel : Wow ! what a beautiful world.Oh! What’s that ?Narrator(旁白):There was a large ship in the sea. There was music and song on board. The littlemermaid saw a number of well-dressed people. They were having a party .How handsome the young prince looked. The little mermaid could not take her eyes from him.Prince: Is there anyone here?Attendant: An old legend said that there lived a mermaid family in the deep sea, their ruler is King Triton.Narrator(旁白) :Suddenly the hurricane comes. The ship was torn into pieces. The prince fall into the sea. The prince couldn’t swim.Attendant: Eric, Where are you ? Eric, Where are you ?Ariel: Is he …dead?Crow: It’s hard to say.Oh, I .. I can’t make out a heart beat. Ariel: No, look! He’s breathing .He’s so beautiful. Sing : What would I give to live where you are?What would I pay to stay here beside you?What would I do to see you smiling at me?Where would we walk ? where would we run?If we could stay all day in the sun.Just you and me and I could be ..part of your world.Attendant: Eric, Eric…Narrator(旁白):The attendant finds the prince. Prince: She had the most beautiful voice. Attendant: Ah, Eric, I think you’ve swallowed too much sea water.Let’s go.Ariel: (唱歌) I don’t know when ,I don’t know how.But I know something isstarting right now.Watch and y ou’ll see.Someday I’ll be part of yourworld.第三幕:Ariel asked the sea witch for help.(寻求女巫帮助)Witch(女巫):ha! ha! ha!The child is in love with a prince.The little girl would make a charmingaddition to my little garden.Ariel: I want to be a real girl. The sea witch could help me.Shrimp & Crow: No, NO…Witch: Come in, my child. And you would be a human.Ariel: Can you do that ?Witch: My dear, sweet child, That’s what I do.We only discussed the subject of payment.You can’t get s omething for nothing.Ariel: I don’t have any…Witch: I’m not asking much.What I want from you is your voice.Ariel: My voice?Witch: You’ve got it, sweet cakes.You have your looks, your pretty face and thebody language.It won’t cost muc h just your voice.咒语:Beluge, sevruga. Come winds of theCaspian sea.Sing.Keep singing.Witch: Ha, Ha, HaWitch: If the prince doesn’t kiss you in thethree days, you will turn intobubble.第四幕:The prince meets Ariel again. Now Ariel is a real girl.(王子宫殿遇到小美人鱼,小美人鱼成为真正的女孩) Narrator(旁白):The prince is walking along the beach. He missed the girl all the time. Suddenly he saw the little mermaid Ariel.Prince: You seem very familiar to me. Have we met? Ariel 点头。
剧本-英语短剧
灰姑娘的百万英镑Betty-灰姑娘Sally-富翁姐Tom-富翁弟Penny-衣店老板Jimmy-衣店小二Jason-白马王子Jessica-后妈Susan-后姐William-后哥Bobby-歌星James-主持人Robin-酒店服务员Julia-服务员Angel-服务员Vicky-有钱人第一幕(Betty在认真扫地,Susan比划衣服,William高兴地吃东西)Susan:Bobby will hold a concert the day after tomorrow, I’m so excited.William: Oh,he is a real superstar,I want to go there.Betty: I want to go too.Susan:You?Look at yourself,so dirty and so ugly.Jessica:Clean the room and cook for us,you have many things to do.so if you want to go,finish your work.第二幕(Tom and Sally正在享受按摩)Sally: life is so boring.Tom:I agree with you,Life is so boring.Sally:Let’s have a bet.Tom:Bet on?Sally:Ok, we will give a poor person a million pound and I think everyone will like him because of his money,he will live a happy life.Tom: Sally,I don’t think so.Money is not everything, we can live a happy lives without money,we have love.Sally: Sure,Let’s go and find the person,Er..who will be the luck dog.第三幕(Betty做完工作,正试着衣服)William:Susan, look at Betty,her dress is so beautiful.Susan:Mom,mom.I like her dress(抢衣服)Betty:No,that’s my dress .It’s my father bought for me.Jessica: It’s doesn’t matter,Susan .(转脸对Betty),you are our servant.Get out! and clean the garden,pick up all the leaves.第四幕(Betty委屈的拣树叶,看着William等离开,Tom和Sally在花园外看到Betty)Sally:oh,Young lady. would you please come here a moment?Betty: Who? me?Tom: Yes, you.Betty: What can I do for you?Tom: I wonder, young lady. if you’d mind us asking a few questions?Betty: Certainly.Sally: What’s your name? why don’t you join the concert?Betty: My name is Betty. I can’t go, because I must do housework at home, and I have no money to buy the ticket.Sally: Tom, give her the letter.Betty: For me?Tom: For you. Oh no, you mustn’t open it now. you may open it 30 minutes later.Betty: Why?Sally: There’s money in it.Betty: Thank you! But I can’t receive it.Tom: We appreciate your honesty, young lady. That’s why We give you the letter.Sally: Betty ,30 minutes later, promise?Betty: Promise!Sally: Let’s go, Tom.(30 minutes Betty打开信封)Betty:Oh my god!第五幕(衣店,Betty进店,Jimmy 上)Jimmy:What can I do for you?Betty: Can you show me some dresses?Penny 上下打量Betty,指示Jimmy带到地下室Jimmy:This way!Betty: Thank youJimmy: These dresses are fashionable. They are new style in this summer.Penny: Jimmy, serve her quickly and get her out of the side door.Jimmy:Yes, madam。
英语小话剧剧本(精选11篇)
英语小话剧剧本(精选11篇)英语小话剧剧本(精选11篇)剧本主要是由台词和舞台指示组成的,是戏剧艺术创作的文本基础,编导与演员演出的依据。
以下是小编整理的英语小话剧剧本,希望对大家有所帮助。
英语小话剧剧本1时间:阳光明媚的星期天早晨地点:鸟语花香的动物王国人物:Little Duck,Mr. Cat,Mr. Rat,Mr. Dog旁白:Little Duck要去看望外婆。
一路上他又唱又跳,兴奋极了。
在小河边,他碰到了Mr Cat.Duck:(很好奇)Hello,Mr. Cat.Whatre you doing ?Cat:(急得抓耳挠腮)Hello,Little Duck .Theres a big fish in the river .Im hungry ,but I cant get it .Duck:Dont worry .Let me help you .(Little Duck跳进水里,一会儿就帮Mr. Cat抓到了鱼。
)Duck:Here is the fish for you ,Mr. Cat .Have a good meal .Cat:Thank you ,Little Duck .You are so kind .Duck:Thats all right ,Mr. Cat .I must go now .Im going to my grandmothers home .Bye-bye!Cat:Bye-bye!(Little Duck继续赶路。
忽然他看到Mr. Rat躺在草地上,连忙跑过去。
)Rat:(躺在草地上)Oh,Little Duck.I run too fast and my leg is broken.I cant stand up and I cant walk.Duck:Dont worry .Let me help you .(Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Mr. Rat包扎好伤口,然后扶着她回家。
经典英语短剧台词剧本10人,不看后悔哦~
经典英语短剧台词剧本10人,不看后悔哦~The XXX(皇帝的新装)人物:皇帝宫女侍从老大臣官员骗子甲骗子乙观众A观众B小孩第一场(台上布置:台右角放一报架作织机,台正中置一坐椅,台左角立一衣架,架上挂满各式衣服。
立一镜子,皇帝正对镜试衣,镜边立一宫女。
)(老大臣上)waiter: XXX has arrived!侍从:(立于椅旁)老大臣求见!Waitress: His majesty is in his dressingroom!宫女:皇帝正在更衣呢!(老大臣立于台侧,官员上)waiter: Here comes the official!侍从:官员求见!Waitress: His majesty is in his dressing room!宫女:皇帝正在更衣呢!(官员立于大臣旁,两骗子上)Waiter:Two weavers have come!随从:两成衣求见!XXX: Order them to come here at once!天子:快快宣见!(分开换衣处,坐上椅子)XXX: Your majesty!骗子甲乙:参见陛下!(行礼)emperor: What special skills do you have?皇帝:你们有什么特殊的本事吗?Cheater a: We come to be at you service from the far east.骗子甲:我们是从XXX的XXX地赶来为陛下效力的。
Cheater b: We can weave the most beautiful XXX.骗子乙:我们能够织出最美丽的布料来。
Cheater a: XXX.骗子甲:这布色彩和图案都分外地美丽.Cheater b: And people who are stupid can not see them.骗子乙:任何愚蠢得不可救药的人,都看不见这衣服。
XXX: Hmm, those must be very good! Start your work at once.皇帝:那可真是理想的衣服!马上开工!XXX: Yes, your majesty!骗子:遵旨!(众人退场,皇帝回更衣室继续试衣)第二场(两骗子上场,来到织机前,做织布的动作。
英语话剧表演3个剧本5篇范文
英语话剧表演3个剧本5篇范文第一篇:英语话剧表演3个剧本英语短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyCharacters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation: 学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料,小贩家布景Scene1(At Salesman’s home)N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you.I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money……Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……(用脏菜刀)Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来(跳舞),跳完后,非常难过地说:Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly!What can I do? The students will eat me!And they will be ill!Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat!(给它穿上)Wow!Now it’s so beautiful!Haha……C: Oh, no!Don’t sell me!I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)Scene2(At the school gate)N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual.(Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门,看到小贩)(小贩拉着糖上场,吆喝):Candies!Candies!Sweet candies!…… M: Oh, Alice!Look!Candies!A: Yeah!I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me!(非常焦急)M&A: Why? C: I’m dirty!M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do?(面向观众)Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies!Candies!(引诱两个女孩)M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money?(轻蔑)M&A: Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!(失落之极)A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开,下场)M: What can we do now? A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask?A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.(自信)M: Good idea!(全部下场)Scene 3:(At Maggie’s home)N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever.(爸爸看报)M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK?(同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)D: Oh? What a bright day today!M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)D:OKOK!Let’s.(取吉他,开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course!(开始弹,第一段孩子随节奏起舞,第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话,爸爸停止弹琴。
英语短剧——第一幕、第二幕
Scene 1. The meeting(人物:阿拉丁,公主,女仆,商贩4,小孩,卫兵若干)(剧情简介::公主由于不想结婚而离开皇宫,遇到阿拉丁英雄救美,相识,后被卫兵们找到带回)Princess—P Aladdin—A Guards—G(s)Maid—MM: Where are you going, my princess?P: Oh, I'm sorry, Rajah. But I can't stay here and have my life lived for me.I'll miss you.M: [whimpers]P: Goodbye.(The market)1,Pretty lady, buy a pot. No finer pot in brass or silver.2, Sugar dates.Sugar dates and figs. Sugar dates and pistachios.3, Would the lady like a necklace? A pretty necklace for a pretty lady.(P walk and see,and Aladdin has saw the princess~)(A child)P: Oh, you must be hungry. Here you go.4: You'd better be able to pay for that.P: Pay?4: No one steals from my cart.P: Oh, I'm sorry, sir.I don't have any money.4: Thief!P: Please...No, please.A: Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her.(towards P)I've been looking all over for you.4: You, uh, know this girl?A: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.(towards P) Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.(They are running~)A: So, where are you from?P: What does it matter?I ran away , and I am not going back.A: Really? How come? Why, you...P: My father's forcing me to get married.A: That's... that's awful.G: Here you are. Princess Jasmine.A: Princess?P: Yes……G: Please go back with us. The King is waiting for you.(P turn round and see A)Scene 2.(人物:阿拉丁,巫师,神灯精灵)(剧情简介::阿拉丁为了能和公主在一起,听巫师的话去拿神灯,巫师等待不果把他扔在山谷里。
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4人英语短剧剧本.doc--大话西游4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游]Three Times’ Beating Monster人物:T唐僧〔郭伟〕 S:孙悟空〔邹婷〕 E:猪八戒和N:哪吒〔肖细敏〕B:白骨精 B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆 B3:B变化成的老头〔钟慧〕T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?S: Bajie, map!E: Could you speak to me with a good attitude?Anyway, I was supreme marshal! (一丝得意)S: supreme marshal?〔先假装奉承的笑,继而强势的说〕 It is impossible forever! (八戒不开心不情愿的摸出,递给S)S: Look, master (凑近T)………〔T、S一齐转向E〕T: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh, master! Forgive me,I’ll bring the map to you soon !(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)No, I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west.E: But……T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… We have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! It is said there is a monster called white bone.B: Yes, I’m Miss White. I’m living in the mountain at all times. Everyone called me monster even if I don’t like it. As everyone knows, if someone eats Tangseng’s meat, he would be never getting old. Now I hear that he will pass by, this is a good opportunity to eat him.Ha ha ha……E: Ah I can’t walk on any more! (坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig! A lustful and lazy fat pig!E: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will, I will……….S: You will what? You can what? (凶相)E: I will…〔很不怕的样子,继而一下子软弱下来〕 help you catch fleas.S: Hum! As I expected,you are just a timid fat pig.T:〔轻咳〕Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry. Could you go to get me some food?E: You see, I’m not the only one who is hungry, master is hungry, too!T: Baijie! Don’t forget who ate my last meal! (八戒羞愧的表情)E: Oh! Master, There is a problem. If a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong, do you have any idea?S: No problem! I already had the solution (安装)〔B已躲在一旁偷看〕E: This is…?S: Electric net! I have learnt the energy of electricity from mast er’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bajie! Remember not to let stranger in. Bye! (走)E: OK! Brother Monkey, take more things to eat. Bye!B: Hm! Hm! Electric net? You want to use it against me? You are too childish.En… I need a way to deal with it.E: (转身对师傅说)Monster, we can’t go out until brother monkey come back. So we should do something to kill time?T: Let’s play cards!E: Great! I like to play cards very much! (二人开始打牌)音乐?斗地主?T: I will(悲伤). (气愤)Wukong! What have you done?! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense! (深呼吸)S: Oh, please don’t……T: It’s too late! (唱)Once more……You open the door… (泰坦尼克主题曲,走音离谱)S: Please, Please, oh, no…… (痛苦抱头)T: (呛住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, you think you are invincible; I’ll teach you a lesson and let you know what wisdom is! (变成太婆)B2: Dear, where are you? Dear! Excuse me, have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?... (连忙挡住地尸体)No, sorry! I haven’t seen anyone. (陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T挡)S: 〔咬牙切齿〕You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T头,T晕,S再打死B2)E: Are you Ok, master? (扶T) Look,(伸食指)how many?T: Two… (晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game is over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Hello! My wife and daughter are missing. I can’t find them.Oh… my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)E: he… (指着孙悟空)B3: You?! Why kill my wife? Why kill my daughter? I will kill you!!!(冲向孙)S: Kill me?! It’s too ridiculous. I’ll kill yo u, monster! (打)T: 〔想阻止,未及〕You, you.....(险些晕,E扶住 )You have killed three lives!S: No, they are not human beings! They are created by monster!T: Monster? You are a real monster! Never let me see you, go!!S: You will regret. (悲,离去)〔音乐,营造“假〞悲伤气氛〕?人鬼情未了?E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha! I can eat the meat of Tang seng.I’ll live forever. (三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘〞走)T: 〔惊〕You are......B: I’m a monster, Sun Wukong is right. How foolish you are, Mr Tang! (E去阻斗,被击退)(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后,打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh, Brother Monkey! Our hero is back!T: I, I can't understand......What happened?S: Master, your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How, how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the criminal?S; Ah......you are too late, Nezha! (对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!B: hey…Unexpectedly, I failed. Sun Wukong is really a clever monkey. (带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder, please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳) 〔音乐响〕?敢问路在何方?〔这个放伴奏〕B: Let's go guys! ( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.B: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.B: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by and one after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.B: You under where the road is, the road is under your feet......。
英语小短剧剧本
剧本1:(组长:我们小组是以chant 的形式来表演的。
one, two, go! 大家一起拍手)1:How many animals can you see? (2遍)2:Two animals, two animals.How many books can you see?3:Seven books, seven books.How many dishes can you see?4:Five dishes, five dishes.How many erasers can you see?5:Ten erasers, ten erasers.How many students can you see?6: Six students, six students.How many smile faces can you see?123456:(一起)six smile faces , six smile faces.组长:Over, thank you . How about our show?剧本2:报幕(组长:I ‘m grandfather, 2:I’m grandmother.3: onions.4:tomatoes 5:peas 6: I’m the big carrot)1 One year ago, we planted a lot of vegetables. Peas, onions, tomatoes, potatoes and carrots.( 手指着其他几位同学做介绍)2:Now,look, this carrot is too big. We want to pull it out ,(1&2一起“拔萝卜”的曲子唱“Pull the carrot, pull the carrot, hey you, hey you, I can’t pull!) but I can’t pull it out. Help me ! Help me !3:(上前作势拔萝卜)Don’t worry! Onions can help you !(拍拍胸脯) (1&2&3一起“拔萝卜”的曲子唱“Pull the carrot, pull the carrot, hey you, hey you, I can’t pull!) Help us! Help us!4:Tomatoes are coming ! Tomatoes can help you ! (1,2,3,4一起“拔萝卜”的曲子唱“Pull the carrot, pull the carrot, hey you, hey you, I can’t pull!) Help us! Help us!5: Peas are coming! What are you doing now?( 1,2,3,4一起“We are pulling the carrot!) (1,2,3,4,5一起“拔萝卜”的曲子唱“Pull the carrot, pull the carrot, hey you, hey you,we can pull!) 一起说:Wow, you are out!6: Yes, I’m out!组长:Over, thank you . How about our show?剧本3:Ants move the house(组长介绍我们表演的是“蚂蚁搬家”I’m ant1) 2: I’m ant2. 3:I’m ant3. 4……5……6……1:We are ant s’ family. We want to move our house.2: We don’t want to live in the house. We want to live in the apartment building.3: But there are many things.4:Yes, we have chairs, desks……5:Books, computers and beds.6: How can we move chairs, desks, books, computers and beds. What a lot of things we have!1:Don’t worry! I have a good idea! Ant2 you move the desks, Ant3 you move the chairs, Ant4 you move the beds, Ant 5 you move the computers.Ant6 ,you move the books.2,3,4,5,6一起:But what will you do?1: Well, I can watch you !2,3,4,5,6,一起:You are too lazy!组长:Over, thank you . How about our show?剧本4:组长:下面由我们组来为大家展示。
白雪公主英语剧本
Snow White and the seven dwarfs(放舒服一点音乐)旁白:Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The King married another queen. The stepmother(继母) was very jealous(嫉妒的). She dressed Snow White in rags(破旧的衣服)and forced (强迫的)her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. But Snow White did not mind these. She was always ready to help others, what’s more .She also a member of the Young Volunteers Association.白雪:hello , everyone ! My name is Snow White. ( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) (放闪电打雷的音乐)皇后:I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. You see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜:Yes, I’m coming. My Queen ! What do you want to know?皇后:Mirror, mirror, on the world .Who is the most beautiful of the all?魔镜:Yes. My Queen! You are beautiful of all, I think .But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow and as red as rose . She is much more beautiful than you.皇后:She is much more beautiful than me? Who is she? Tell me quickly.魔镜:Yes. My Queen! She is Snow White.皇后:Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter, come here, come here!猎人:Yes. Queen! I’m here now.皇后:Hunter! Take Snow White to the wild forest to pick some flowers. Find a lonely place and kill her.猎人:But she is the princess. …皇后:No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see her any longer.猎人:Yes. Queen!皇后:Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me. Otherwise, I will punish you.猎人:Yes. Queen!In the Forest白雪:( Pick some flowers. ) Oh! How many flowers! How beautiful!猎人:( Draw his Knife slowly but hesitated(犹豫) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t kill her!白雪:( Cry exhaustedly)What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?猎人:princess! I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.白雪:But who?猎人:The queen.白雪:The queen! But why?猎人:You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.白雪:My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will run into the forest and nev er come back again.猎人:Ok. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts(野兽)will soon eat you.白雪:Thank you, my dear hunter.旁白:At this time,(放熊的声音) a young bear was running. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen.In the palace猎人:Oh, my dear queen , the heart of Snow White is in the box .皇后:Ha, Ha. You did a good job. Now no one is more beautiful than me. Oh, hunter . You can go away.猎人:Yes ,my dear queen!旁白:Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.In the Forest白雪:Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a little house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Here are their names: Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy, Dopey.Oh, how I want to sleep!旁白:When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs(小矮人). They were digging treasure (挖宝)in the mountain.老学究:I’m the Doctor. I know a lot of things.开心果:I’m the Happy. I’m the happiest person in the world.喷嚏精:I’m the Sneezy. If I sneeze(打喷嚏), the earth will shake(摇动).害羞鬼:I’m the Bashful. I’m a shy man.老顽固:I’m the Grumpy. I’m not so easy to believe a stranger. The next one is Dopey. He can’t talk l ike us.————————————————————————————————————————————老学究:Look, the lamp in our house is on!开心果:Who is it?喷嚏精:Perhaps it’s the ghost(鬼)!瞌睡虫:Let’s go into our house silently(静静地).害羞鬼:Oh, someone has cleaned our house.老顽固:Perhaps it’s the witch(女巫).旁白: When Dopey was holding the candle and let the light fall on little snow-white. They all cried out.老学究:What a lovely child!开心果:How beautiful!喷嚏精:Who is she?瞌睡虫:Don’t wake her up.害羞鬼:Why is she coming here?老顽固:Kill her.白雪: ( Wake up ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy and Dopey.七矮人:But why are you in our house?白雪:The queen, my stepmother wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay wi th you.老学究:If you take care of our house.开心果:If you do some cooking for us.喷嚏精:If you make the beds for us.瞌睡虫:If you do some washing, you can stay with us.害羞鬼:But you must be careful.老顽固:Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.白雪:I know. I know. Thank you.旁白:From then on, Snow White kept the house. When the seven dwarfs came back, she had everything prepared(她已经准备好一切). On the other hand, the wicked(邪恶的)queen ,she took out the mirror and asked.皇后:Mirror, mirror on the world, who is the most beautiful of all?魔镜:My Queen! You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.皇后:No! Snow White must die. I must kill her even if it costs my life.旁白:The queen made a poisonous(有毒的) perfume and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the little house .皇后:Good things to sell. Pretty things to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.白雪:Hi, good lady, my good lady. What do you sell?皇后:Perfume. Very sweet perfume! You can have a taste. This one, please!白雪:OK! Thank you!( Having a small piece, dead )皇后:Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.旁白:When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprise to see Snow White dead七矮人:What’s the matter?老学究:Snow White is dead.七矮人:Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the wicked(邪恶)queen. Now let’s pick some flowers and place around her旁白:Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white assnow and as red as rose. However, one day, it happened a prince who was dressed f ormal (正式)clothes came to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.(摩托车的声音)①号王子:Hello, everyone. I’m a prince from budan Empire, Jermery. Please , let me have Snow White. I love her.I want her to be my wife.(汽车的声音)②号王子:Stop!! Stop!! Hello, boys and girls! My name is John ,what’s more !! I am a prince from 乌里马叉Empire. When I see Snow White, I fall in love with her.?? Could I merry with her ??害羞鬼:wa !! Two handsome boys !瞌睡虫:Oh!! No!! What’s up??老学究:May as well we ply a competition which is about talking their Kindness.开心果:Cool!! That’s a good idea!!老顽固:OK!! This is the only way now.②号王子:Really !!I’m first.I donate money to charities that help to solve problems such as poverty and disease everyyear. I think I can give Snow White a happy life .①号王子:In fact; I haven’t many money to donate, but I always volunteer for good causes and I am a member of theYoung Volunteers Association. I promise Snow White will have a happy life with me .七矮人商量片刻!!七矮人:Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be sure to be kind to her,Jermery !①号王子:Yes, I will .I will love you forever, my dear!②号王子:Oh !!No!! I don’t believe that !! Why ??七矮人:We think , It’s better that helping by yourself.②号王子:I lost !!I wish them !!(开车走了)旁白:As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life白雪:Oh, my heaven! Where am I? What had happened?王子:You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my wife, will you?(加入“Only you ”大话西游的音乐,歌词:Only you ,you ,you !!(七个小矮人)Can you merry with me ??me ,me ,)白雪:Yes, I will!七矮人:Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!(放“明天你要嫁给我”,公主跟王子一起跳舞。
英语课本剧剧本《我的叔叔于勒后续》
我的叔叔于勒后续我的叔叔于勒原文的主旨在于解释人对金钱和富贵的追求和人情的冷暖,原文极富喜剧性。
本次续篇继续了原文的喜剧风格,刻画菲利普一家人对金钱的贪婪。
旁白:听说我几年前出家闯荡的叔叔于勒发财要回来了,全家人都很期盼。
The whole family are expecting after hearing the news: uncle Yule will come, with a lot of money.第一幕约瑟夫(上场满脸笑容):于勒叔叔要回来啦,于勒叔叔要回来啦,于勒叔叔要回来啦…Uncle Yule is coming…约瑟夫的大姐姐(又蹦又跳):你在干什么约瑟夫,快点给叔叔收拾房间。
一会他就下飞机了。
What are you doing? You had better clean the bedroom quickly to wait for our dear uncle. The plane lands on at any time.约瑟夫的二姐姐(面带微笑动作很神秘):我先给叔叔打个电话。
I call our uncle(电话你传来声音:对不起你所拨打的电话已关机)Sorry the number you dial is power off, please redial it later.自言自语:没关系,也许飞机晚点了。
然后大喊没有人(nobody)接电话,大家都别急。
It doesn’t matter. Maybe the fly is late. Don’t worry everyone. Nobody nobody (音乐响起nobody,三个孩子高兴地伴着音乐跳一段动感舞蹈)音乐快完时,菲利普(于勒的哥哥)和克拉丽丝(于勒的嫂子)上场,三个孩子围着他们争先恐后地说自己的见到富有的于勒叔叔后想要的东西。
大姐;见到富有的叔叔后你想要什么?What do you want as you see our uncle?约瑟夫:吃遍所有好吃的东西。
英语短剧剧本XXX
英语短剧剧本XXX英语短剧剧本I Am Hungry(16人剧)小狮子找食物(I Am Hungry)角色:雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。
道具:雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、XXX一个,各个角色的头饰和小草、XXX、小树。
Act 1雄狮:(怒吼)Roar。
roar!I am the XXX,the king of the forest.XXX.Roar。
roar!小狮:Daddy。
I'm hungry.雄狮:You are big now.Be brave!Go and find your own food.小狮:But。
I don't know how.雄狮:Do it like me.Roar。
roar!(怒吼)小狮:(小声地)Roar。
roar!雄狮:XXX.(露出尖利的牙齿)Go and do it now.小狮:Yes。
daddy.Act 2小白兔:(唱“Rabbit。
Rabbit。
Carrot Eater”)Rabbit。
rabbit。
carrot eater.小狮:Hi。
rabbit。
I am hungry.Roar。
roar!(小声地)小白兔:Do you want some carrots?小狮:Yes。
please.(小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜)小狮:Thank you.小白兔:Carrots are the best food.小狮:(吃了一口)Yuck。
I don't like it.Anyway。
thank you。
rabbit.(还红萝卜给小白兔)小白兔:You are welcome.(边跳边唱“Rabbit。
Rabbit。
Carrot Eater”离开)Act 31三只小熊:(各拿着一碗粥,并唱着“Pease Porridge Hot”)Pease porridge hot,Pease porridge cold,Pease porridge in the pot,小狮:Hi。
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Phoebe:So, are you ready to talk about it?
Rachel: No.
(Pause)
Phoebe: Now?
Rachel: No!
Phoebe:Okay, we’ll talk about something else then.
Monica: Yeah!ห้องสมุดไป่ตู้
Phoebe:I can’t say.
Monica: Why?!
Chandler:Why not?
Phoebe:I can’t say because he’s famous.
Rachel:Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.)
Chandler:What?! What are you talking about?
Monica:What are you talking about?
Phoebe:Yes, I…I am with child. (Flash) And I didn’t want to say anything because it’s your day; I didn’t want to steal your thunder.
Monica:Honey, I’m not even going to pretend I was listening. (Sees someone else.) Hey! Hey! (Goes over to that person.)
Monica:(To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Joey:I can’t! I-I don’t have any other clothes here.
Monica:Find some! Please! Anything that doesn’t say I-I died tragically inFrance. (Joey leaves to find clothes.)
Monica:Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!
Chandler:Who’s the father?
Monica:(seeing him) Oh sweet Lord.
Joey:I’m sorry! Okay? I went down to the gift shop and it’s either this or a bathrobe! Look, what’s more important, the way I’m dressed or me being with you on your special day?
Phoebe:Oh my God!
Rachel:Oh, thank you for doing that. I just can’t deal with this just quite yet.
Phoebe:So instead you told me Monica was pregnant.
Rachel:You said that she was, I just didn’t disagree with you.
Monica:Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.
Phoebe:Okay, okay. It’s James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby.
Chandler:As in Barbara Streisand’s husband James Brolin?
Rachel:Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.
Phoebe:Ah-hah! At least we know it’s a him.
[Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit.]
[Scene: The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.]
Bandleader:Thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very first time, Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing!
Photographer:Well then why don’t we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids.
Phoebe:Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica andChandleron the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you weren’t pregnant?
Ross:What?! What do you mean? You-you-you’re not pregnant?
Monica:You didn’t tell anybody I was did you?!
Ross:No! (Pause) I’ll be right back. (Exits.)
Photographer:Now why don’t we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier.
Rachel:Thank you.
Phoebe:Who’s the father?!
Rachel:Ugh! Look honey y’know what? I haven’t told him yet, so until I do I don’t think I should tell anybody else.
Photographer:Great. (Takes a picture.) Great! Just give me a sec to change film.
Monica: Okay.
Ross:(To Monica) Okay, I know I’m not supposed to know, but I do. And I’m so excited for you!
Joey:What? What’s going on?
Ross:Monica’s pregnant!
Joey:Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!
Monica:Guys! I’m not pregnant.
Joey:Ah. (ToChandler) Slow swimmers? (Chandlerlooks at him.)
(They enter.)
Chandler:Before we go out there I’ve got a present for ya.
Monica:Honey, I’m going to put my hand in your pocket!
Chandler: No?
Monica: No.
Chandler:I’ve been taking dancing lessons.
Monica:Well, are you going to be able to do this?
Chandler:Not well.
(They start dancing and Chandler starts slipping around.)
Monica:Well, the good news is, I don’t think anyone’s looking at us.
Phoebe:Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered he’s gay.
Rachel:Ed Begley Jr. is not gay.
Phoebe:(intrigued) Really?!
Phoebe:How about just the bridemaids?
Chandler:Y’know I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.
Phoebe:It is.
Rachel:For you. (Chandler leaves.)
Phoebe:What?! Well he never said that to me!
Opening Credits
[Scene: The Wedding Hall, continued from earlier.]
Photographer:Why don’t we have Monica step away and we’ll get Chandler and the bridemaids.
Phoebe:Sneaky.
Rachel:Oh yeah.
Photographer:Smile ladies.
Rachel:Oh! (They smile and the picture is taken.) Oh by the way?
Phoebe:Uh-hmm.
Rachel:James Brolin?