【校园】让你笑崩溃的校园糗事绝对勾起你美好的回忆out

【关键字】校园
Awesome!Make you laugh the collapse of the campus embarrassments,
absolutely reminds you of good memories!
Guide language: time is a butcher's knife, remember to let you lead a person to endless aftertastes campus life?那些让人狂笑不止的糗事，想必令你一生都难以忘记吧！Now we bring some embarrassments to calm the campus, oh!
1、在学校里出去接开水，发现自己的卡忽然刷不出来，我大声抱怨道：“这卡质量太差，估计磁性不行了。

"Just a female classmate come, hear the second sentence, obviously you are not male: straighten the eyebrow and raise the
eyes!"Speaker, she walk out a brush with water.
2、高中的时候，一次下课，同学们都抢着到外面买盒饭。

一女生为了比别人先到，绕了个近道走，结果前面窨井盖没盖好，掉了下去！For a moment she propped wells along the climb, is very awkward, a group of junior high school children in horror from the side walk, she was very quick witted, climbs the side said: ah!It's hard to repair ah...
One of the students, 3 University eyes odd normal state looks small, only a crack.One day in the cafeteria after lunch, watch TV a cleaner concentrate one's attention on the canteen, came surprised to say: "the classmates, you fell asleep after dinner here?" 4, high school, there is a text, forget the specific name, a text is about to leave to fight a husband said to his wife: "I have to go, you must take care of the house.Pay attention to the safety of parents and children, do not let the enemy and the traitors catch up to."A student read:" I have to go, you must take care of the house.Pay attention to the safety of parents and children, do not let the enemy catch crafty."The joke, the teacher also lying on the desk for a long time......
5, biology teacher told the students to do the experiment, the earthworm cut in
half.After cutting the earthworms are still alive, but one person died immediately after cutting.The teacher a look at the past, exclaimed: "who told you that the longitudinal splitting!"
6, the high school sports teacher doesn't work, just let everyone around the class.A school survey, a classmate wrote in the bar sports teacher: disadvantages of cattle still graze the hillside, cattle do not know where to go......
7, a high school classmate invited me to attend his wedding, because go to home, then replies: "recent events ridden, too busy, really sorry I can't attend ah, well, next time I will attend!"
8、我家的抹布都是用不要的衣服裁成的，高中时我车座下就放了条自己穿破的内裤当抹布。

结果一天下雨，我在拿“抹布”揩车座时刚好被我们班英语课代表（女）看见了，于是问我借。

当时我不知道是借好还是不借好，犹豫了一下还是给她，她拿过来一看，很是尴尬，不知道是用好还是不用好，于是草草地揩了一下赶紧还给了我。

这事让我以后见到她都觉得很不好意思……
9, one day late at night, in the dorm, awoke to a roomful of people.It is an upper berth. Since the fall, and the head hit the desk.Everybody looked at him with eyes of concern.I saw he touched his head and asked: just so loud, who fell down, okay?
10, class, many students even have to climb the body be sleepy straws., on the desktop.The teacher looked at quite angry, said: "the classmates, you see how Li XX class input, in contrast to your own!"So we put his head screwed to the Li position, he is low head, a pair of like thinking.
At this time, his deskmate touched him, he slowly raised his head, made a big yawn, classmates laugh.The teacher pounded the table, said to us: "excellence is the top student in the class, even sleep.”
11, the school holidays for two days, in the bulletin board on the campus appeared a notice: you want to enjoy the fun of travel?The two lady has bought four tickets to Mount Huangshan travel tickets, invite two men jiebantongyou.Please contact with the female dormitory No. X.
Soon, the notice below a line of words: classmate, weigh your luggage?
In 12, Chinese Department of candidates interview room, the examiner of a candidate said: you said Alexandre Dumas.
Teacher, I reported that the Chinese department, not the Department of biology.
13, one day, the students discuss what to send female counselors, a training of the students said: Hey send wife oral, US or her.
14, the teacher occupation like self-study courses to their own special class, especially a Chinese female teacher.Once again, the teacher takes a ZiXiKe, ready to start class, found a male teacher at the school gate, is the teaching of history, there have been in the probe, seems to want to come in and feel shy.The female teacher of the male teacher said: "you don't?你要上我让你上！"
15、高三的语文老师给我们讲诗词，讲到柳永的《雨霖铃》：执手相看泪眼，竟无语凝噎。

老师问：你们认为这两个人是什么关系？大家面面相觑，不知道该怎么回答。

老师愤慨的说：这两个人当然是情人关系，教参上居然说是朋友，胡说！那有朋友会这样的。

16, I remember when I was in primary school, there is a buddy class and slapstick, by the teacher after class to talk office Liqin, please.I'll wait out of sympathy, lies prone on the window watching.I saw the teacher (female teachers in more than 40 years of age) kindly help him the whole the whole clothes, back over the red scarf.While we marveled at her kindness, she "snapped" is a slap fight in that man's face, immediately we'll crash!?Originally this call "soldier" after first deal!
17, my junior high school fight rampant, even the teacher is no exception.We have a class language teacher and another class teacher to a student on the issue of punishment hands, two classes of students in support of both sides, not stop shouting and cheering.
18, a high school history teacher, a very strong man.In autumn, we have PE wear long trousers, the old gentleman wearing a thin short sleeved T-shirt came out, and we play
basketball, we guys admire extremely admire.His history is second days, another substitute teacher.听说老先生感冒了。

19, the teacher wrote on the blackboard ", then a whirling" asked the students: "please tell me what is the meaning of this idiom?"The students stood up, pushed the thick glasses, looked at the four words on the blackboard, look for a long time did not understand, he finally feel helpless say:" teacher, do not know."The teacher said:" you are right, please sit down."
20, more than 12 points last night, I slept in the dormitory, the mobile phone rang, very helpless answer, confused to ask "who ah?"The phone said:" I'm in the bathroom, send me some toilet paper".I say "too late today, tomorrow.”然后我就把电话挂了。

21、上语文课，老师的手机响了，他出去接电话。

班里一男同学说：“那一定是他的情人给他打的。

”
老师回来后跟那个男同学说：“你妈打电话说，今天晚上不来接你了。

”22, high school, an English exam, the teacher pressed after hearing the tape, a boy sitting in front of the speed his pen answers, he looked confident we are back to shame, listening he handsome cease abruptly, put down the pen, then came the recording machine: "listening to an audition time the end, now a formal examination".
23、辅导班老师，给学生布置了不少作业。

末了他随口说：“做错一题罚两题，做对两题奖励一题。

”全班同学都不淡定了……
编后语：怎样？You are worth aftertaste campus embarrassing stories to
tell!Perhaps, there are more embarrassments occur in your side and memory, but anyway, we all don't forget campus life touches us oh!Something, will remember forever!
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