简单的英文笑话带翻译

简单的英文笑话带翻译

下面是带来的简单的英文笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!简单的英文笑话带翻译精选You Never CalledA guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. ""I didn't?" the doctor says." Then what are you doing out of bed?"Notes:(1) spot v.(从很多人或物中)认出;看出(2) mall n.集市Exercises:根据短文选择正确答案：① Where did the guy see his doctor?A. in the barber'sB. in the shopping centerC. at the railway stationD. in the hospital② How long had it been since the guy went to see the doctor?A. two weeksB. three weeksC. more than a monthD. more than two months③ What had the doctor told him to do?A. to stay in bedB. to ha ve a nice sleepC. to go homeD. to call him again④ We can see from this passage that_____ .A. the doctor had played a trick on the guyB. the guy must have stayed in bed for a long timeC. the guy was very angry with the doctorD. the doctor did call upon the guy⑤ What had been the guy's problem?A. He had caught a cold.B. He had had a mental problem.C. He needed a good rest.D. He had been homesick.73.从未来访一人在购物中心偶遇他的医生。

他走上前去说：“六周以前我在你的办公室，你告诉我让我回家去卧床直到你来访。

但你从未来访。

“我没去吗?医生说，“那你现在下床干什么?练习参考答案：①B②C③A④B⑤C

不久又来了一个人，付了钱并得到了相同的待遇。

十五分钟后，这两个人一起向河的下游漂去。

第一个人说：“不知道他们这次巡航游是否提供食物。

“不知道，第二个人说道，“去年是没有的。

练习参考答案：①F②F③F④T⑤T简单的英文笑话带翻译学习This Way to RequestI had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signature on my checks would look odd due to my accident, and would they please horror them anyway."Okay," said the woman on the phone, "but you' 11 have to write a letter to the bank telling them that you are requesting this. "Notes:(1) dislocate v.脱离原位;使脱臼(2) signature n.签名(3) due to由于(4) honor v.承认并如期支付Exercises:根据短文填空：① I had fallen and_____ my elbow.② It made writing checks for my small business_____ impossible.③ I called my bank to_____ that the signature _____my checks would look odd due to my accident.④ "Okay," said the woman_____ the phone.⑤ But you'll have to write a letter to the bank _____them that you are requesting this.75.如是请求我摔倒了，肘骨脱臼了。

这使得我几乎不能给我的小生意签账单了。

我打电话给银行解释说由于事故，账单上我的签名看起来会有些古怪，并请求他们无论如何给予承兑。

“好的，电话中的女子说，“但你必须给银行写封信，告诉他们你在作此项请求。

练习参考答案：① dislocated ② nearly ③ explain; on ④ on ⑤ telling