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搞笑英文段子带翻译

搞笑英文段子带翻译
搞笑英文段子带翻译
下面是一些搞笑的英文段子,附带中文翻译,希望能给大家带来一些欢乐。
1. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
你怎么称呼穿着马甲的鳄鱼?
An investigator.
侦探鱼。
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
清洁工从壁橱里跳出来时说了什么?
“Suppliesu get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
如果你把雪人和狗交叉,会得到什么?
Frostbite.
冻伤。
6. What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
青蛙的车出故障会发生什么?
It gets toad away.
它会被拖走。
7. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
海鸥为什么不飞越海湾?
Because then they’d be bagels!
因为那样它们就会成为贝果!
希望这些段子能给你带来欢乐,不过记得要根据具体情况来使用,要适时适地讲笑话哦!
为什么骷髅不互相打架?
They don’t have the guts.
因为它们没有胆量。
3. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
如果你把雪人和吸血鬼交叉,你得到什么?
Frostbite.
冻伤。
4. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

幽默英文笑话带中文翻译

幽默英文笑话带中文翻译

幽默英文笑话带中文翻译笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。

店铺整理了幽默英文笑话带中文翻译,欢迎阅读!幽默英文笑话带中文翻译篇一there was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰,飞奔) five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.一位农夫在犁田时,不慎跌倒摔伤了屁股,他的马立即飞奔到五哩外最近的小镇,载了一位医生回来。

"that’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.一个朋友看到后便夸赞说:“你这匹马真是聪明!”"well, he’s not really so s mart," the farmer said. "the doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"农夫说:“也没有你想的那么聪明啦!它带来的是一位兽医!”幽默英文笑话带中文翻译篇二a fat lady walked into the dress shop. "i'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.一个胖女人走进服装店。

“我想看一件适合我穿的衣服,”她告诉店员说。

"so would i," said the tactless clerk.“我也是。

”不太老练的店员说道。

幽默英文笑话带中文翻译篇三a little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. the family dog began to howl along dismally.一个小男孩在练习小提琴,他的父亲在读报纸。

搞笑英文笑话加翻译大全

搞笑英文笑话加翻译大全
砰!他回到他在政府机关的 办公桌前。
搞笑英文笑话加翻译篇四
Bill,Jim,and Scott were at a convention together
比尔,吉姆,和史考特一起参加一场会议,
and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75story sky-scraper.
“位墓园管理员在巡视的时候,看见一名男子躺在坟墓上,
sobbing loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,
大声哭泣,并且用他的拳头重重地敲打地面.他悲痛地说:
"Why did you have to die?Oh,why?Why?Why?"he lamented.
到了仪式的尾声,正当抬棺材的人要将棺材抬出之际。
when they accidentlly bump into a wall,jurring the casket.
他们一不小心撞到了一面墙壁,摇动了棺材。
They hear faint太约一年十四万左右吧,要视整体福利而定。”
The interviewer said,"Well ,what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation,
面试主管说:“嗯,五个礼拜的假期,
14 paid holidays,full medical and dental,
剩下的路程史考特可以说些悲哀的故事。
At the 26th floor bill stopped telling jockes and Jim began to sing,
到了二十六层 ,比尔停止说笑话,吉姆开始唱歌。

关于简短的经典英文笑话带翻译

关于简短的经典英文笑话带翻译

关于简短的经典英文笑话带翻译关于简短的经典英文笑话带翻译篇1Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.三名医生藏身在观察野鸭的隐蔽处,有一只鸟从头上飞过。

The general practitioner looks at it and says,一般家庭医生看着他说:"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"“看起来像-只鸭子,飞起来像一只鸭子……它可能是一只鸭子〞。

shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.就对着它射击,但是没射中,这只鸟飞走了。

The ne某t bird flies overhead,第二只鸟从头上飞过。

and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,病理学家看着它,然后仔细翻翻阅好几页的野鸟手册说"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."“嗯……绿色的翅膀,黄色的鸟嘴,嘎嘎的叫声……可能是一只鸭子。

〞 He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.他举起他的枪来射它,但是这兵鸟飞一了好远。

A third bird flies over .第三只鸟从头上飞过。

The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost withoutlooking,brings the bird down,and turnsto the patholoogist and says, 外科医生举起他的松,看都不看就射击,把鸟击落后就转向病理学家说: "Go see if that was a duck."“你去看看那是不是一只鸭子。

最新整理英文笑话带翻译爆笑

最新整理英文笑话带翻译爆笑

英文笑话带翻译爆笑近些年,冷笑话作为一种特殊的幽默方式在互联网、电视节目、书籍杂志上广泛流传。

下面是学习啦小编精心收集的爆笑英文笑话带翻译,希望大家喜欢!爆笑英文笑话带翻译篇一I n a d a r k e s t n i g h t,ap o l i c e m a n w a t c h e s a s t a g g e r i n g m a n t r y i n g i n v a i n t o u n l o c k a d o o r. I s t h i s y o u r h o m e? t h e p o l i c e m a n a s k s.S u r e, I l l p r o v e i t t o y o u i f y o u h e l p m e. I n s i d e, t h e m a n e x p l a i n s, Y o u s e e, t h i s i s m y b e d r o o m. A n d t h i s i s m y w i f e.A n d w h o i s t h e m a n n e x t t o h e r?t h e p o l i c e m a n w a n t s t o k n o w.T h a t s m e!在一个漆黑的夜晚,一名警察看到一个醉醺醺的男人怎么也打不开门。

这是你家吗?警察问。

当然,如果你帮我,我将证明给你看。

走进屋里,那人说:你瞧,这是我的卧室,这是我太太。

那她身边的男人是谁?警察想知道。

那是我啊!爆笑英文笑话带翻译篇二T h e m a n a g e r o f a s h o p w a s y e l l i n g a t o n e o f h i s s t a f f.I s a w y o u a r g u i n g w i t h a c u s t o m e r,h e s a i dc r o s s l y. W i l l y o u p l e a s e r e m e m b e r t h a t i n m y s h o p t h e c u s t o m e r i s a l w a y s r i g h t?D o y o u u nde r s t a n d? Y e s,s i r,s a i d t h e a s s i s t a n t.T h e c u s t o m e r i s a l w a y s r i g h t.N o w w h a t w e r e y o u a r g u i n g a b o u t?W e l l s i r,h e s a i d y o u w e r e a n i d i o t.商店的经理正在训斥一名员工。

简短英语笑话带翻译

简短英语笑话带翻译
What did one wall say to the other wall?
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Translation:
一堵墙对另一堵墙说了什么?
“我会在拐角处等你!”
Joke 5:
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
She gave me a hug.
Translation:
我告诉我妻子她应该接受自己的错误。
她给了我一个拥抱。
Joke 9:
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Translation:
我过去用耳朵弹钢琴,但现在我用手。
Joke 10:
It was two-tired.
Translation:
为什么自行车自己站不起来?
因为它太累了。
Joke 6:
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
Translation:
当潮水涨上来时,海滩说了什么?
好久不见。
I'm reading a book on the history of glue.
I just can't seem to put it down.
Translation:
我正在读一本关于胶水历史的书。
我似乎就是放不下它。
ห้องสมุดไป่ตู้以上是一些简短有趣的英语笑话,希望能给你带来一些快乐!
Title: Short English Jokes with Translation

简单易懂的英语小笑话

简单易懂的英语小笑话

简单易懂的英语小笑话超简短的5个英文笑话 1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?Boy: Me! I’m going home now.男孩:我!我现在要回家了。

2.What dog can jump higher than a building?什么狗比大楼跳的还高?Anydog, buildings can't jump!任何一只狗,大楼又跳不起来。

3.What has a head, a tail, and no body?什么有头、有尾,但是没有身体?A coin!硬币。

4.What has one eye but cannot see?什么有一只眼睛,却看不见?A needle.针。

5.Wife: "How would you describe me?"妻子:你会怎么形容我呢?Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK.Wife: "What does that mean?"妻子:那是什么意思?Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."丈夫:迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"妻子:哇,谢谢,但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?Husband: "I'm just kidding!"丈夫:开个玩笑!He is really somebody-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.他真是一个大人物-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

关于英语的幽默笑话大全带翻译

关于英语的幽默笑话大全带翻译

关于英语的幽默笑话大全带翻译1.一位来自日本的旅客,坐出租车去机场的路上,看到一辆汽车经过,就说:“oh,TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一辆经过,他又说:“oh,NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司机有点不高兴,觉得他太吵了!当第三辆经过时,他还是说:“oh,HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”后来到了机场,那个日本人就问:“How Much?”出租车司机说:“1000!”日本人惊奇的问司机:“为什么那么贵?”出租车司机回答说:“oh,mileometer(计程表)!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”2.话说某年某月的某一天,叁个神箭手约在一起比箭,目标是十尺外仆人头上的苹果。

A神箭手挽弓长射,咻一声,利箭正中苹果。

A高傲的昂起下巴,比出一根大拇指道:「I AM后羿!」B神箭手照本宣科,射中苹果,这回他自大的喊了一句:「I AM 丘比特!」轮到C了,他也挽弓,利箭射出!结果正中仆人的心脏。

就听他结结巴巴好久才吐出一句:「I...I...I...AM...SORRY...」3.某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。

一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说:I am sorry.老外应道:I am sorry too.某人听后又道:I am sorry three.老外不解,问:What are you sorry for?某人无奈,道:I am sorry five.4.某男,粗通英文,至使馆,有表要填,有一栏是sex。

该男思之久已,毅然下笔:“Once a week“。

签证官观后暴笑,曰:“This item should be filled in with male or female.“该男顿时赧颜,思之,填下“female“,官楞之,曰:“shouldn’t it be male?“男急释曰:“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”。

英文幽默笑话中文翻译

英文幽默笑话中文翻译

英文幽默笑话中文翻译“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。

”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。

笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。

下面小编为大家带来英文幽默笑话中文翻译,欢迎大家阅读!英文幽默笑话中文翻译1:“You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained tohis friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained tome for half an hour why my answer is wrong.“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难,”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说,“她问我一个问题,然后自己回答了,过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。

”英文幽默笑话中文翻译2:Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!""Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there isonly the mother and thechildren. Where is the father?"The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he waspainting the pictures."兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

英文笑话简短带翻译爆笑简短英语小笑话带翻译

英文笑话简短带翻译爆笑简短英语小笑话带翻译

英文笑话简短带翻译爆笑简短英语小笑话带翻译简短英语小笑话带翻译一:A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, “Mom, the toast is burned.“ "You talked! You talked!" Shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?" "Well, up till now," Said the boy, "things have been okay."一对年轻夫妇有个儿子,已经四岁了,还没有开品说话,他们对此深感焦虑。

他们带他去找专家诊治,但医生们总觉得他没有毛病。

后来有一天早上吃早餐时,那孩子突然开口了:“妈妈,面包烤焦了。

” “你说话了!你说话了!”他母亲叫了起来。

“我太高兴了!但为什么花了这么长的时间呢?” “哦,在这之前,”那男孩说,“一切都很正常。

”简短英语小笑话带翻译二:Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in hisbook easily. One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. There was a sign in the window which said, "Apple-Six for five cents." An idea came to Bill and he went into the store. "How much are the apples?" he asked the store. "Six for five cents." "But I don't want six apples." "How many apples do you want?" "It is not a question of how many apples I want. It is a problem in arithmetic." "What do you mean by a problem in arithmetic?" asked the man. "Well, if six apples are wroth five cents, then five apples are worth four cents, four apples are worth three cents, three apples are worth rwo cents, two apples are worth one cent and one apple is worth nothing. I only want one apple, and if one apple is worth nothing then it is not necessary for me to pay you." Bill picked out a good apple, began to eat it, and walked happily out of the store. The man looked at the young boy with such surprise that he could not say a word.比尔是一个好学生,也是个聪明的孩子。

英语小笑话带翻译

英语小笑话带翻译

英语小笑话带翻译英语小笑话带翻译(精选12篇)笑话具有篇幅短小,故事情节简单而巧妙,往往出人意料,给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点。

下面是店铺为大家整理的关于英语的小笑话带翻译,欢迎大家的阅读。

英语小笑话带翻译篇1He is really somebody-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.他真是一个大人物-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

-- 他真是一个大人物。

干什么的?-- 墓地守墓人。

英语小笑话带翻译篇2Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。

在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假。

英语笑话多则(中英文双语)

英语笑话多则(中英文双语)

英语笑话多则(中英文双语)你远看像个要饭的,近看像个捡破烂的,仔细一看,原来是个看短消息的。

From a long ditance,you looks like a beggar;from a short distance,you looks like somebody who is picking ods and ends from refuse heaps;but if I give a careful look,in fact you are looking at the short message of your mobile phone.“何谓祸不单行?”“未婚妈妈生生双双胞!”"What does it mean that misfortunes never come singly?""The unmaried mother gave birth to the twins."天下雨了是云儿哭了,爱人走了是爱情输了,风儿累了是要去睡了,夕阳醉了是要下坠了,看短信的小猪傻哈哈地笑了。

It's raining for the cloud is crying;the lover goes away for the love loses;the wind stops for it is tired;the sun is setting for it is drunk;the piggy is laughing for it is looking at the short messages.我非常喜欢你!所以很想泡你!但一直没有机会,直到......直到水开为止。

车仔牌乌龙茶包,我喜欢。

I like yo very much,so I want to steep you.But there is lack of opportunity,until the water is boiling.The woolong tea with Chezai brand.如果上天再给我一次机会的话,我会对你说:得了吧,让我歇歇吧!If the glory God gives me another chance,I will say to you:"Just drop the matter,let me take a rest."你长得很有创意,活着是你的勇气,丑陋并非你的本意,如果没有你,谁来衬托世界的美丽。

简短英语笑话带翻译三篇

简短英语笑话带翻译三篇

【导语】笑话⼀般指短⼩、滑稽的故事,是⼀种民间⼝头创作形式,在民间⽂化中以⼝⼝相传的形式传播。

以下是由整理了简单的中英⽂对照英语笑话,欢迎阅读!【篇⼀】简短英语笑话带翻译 Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I'd much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths. ⽼师:你愿意要半个柑橘,还是⼗分之五个柑橘? 杰拉得:我宁可要半个。

⽼师:仔细想想,说出理由来。

杰拉得:因为你如果把柑橘切成⼗分之五,那柑橘汁就损失太多了。

【篇⼆】简短英语笑话带翻译 One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?" "Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me." ⼀位学⽣对另⼀位说:“你的英语最近学的怎么样?” “很好,我过去不懂英国⼈说话,可现在是英国⼈不懂我的话了。

” 简单的中英⽂对照英语笑话:Get to the hospital 医院要怎么⾛ An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman was directing traffic, and he kept bugging the policeman because he was confused. "Excuse me, Officer! Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?" The officer was very busy and said, "Just stand here and you'll get there!" 有个很健忘的⼈站在车⽔马龙的⼗字路⼝正中央,那⾥有个警察正忙着指挥交通,⽽他不断地去⼲扰这位值勤的警员,因为他搞不清楚⽅向。

英文笑话带翻译爆笑_50个英语笑话爆笑超短

英文笑话带翻译爆笑_50个英语笑话爆笑超短

英文笑话带翻译爆笑_50个英语笑话爆笑超短爆笑英文笑话带翻译篇一笨小孩A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ..., “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.一个小男孩走进一家理发店,理发师低声对他的顾客说,“我再也没见过比这个小子更笨的小孩了,你看着,我证明给你看。

”" The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,"Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.理发师拿出一张1美元的钞票放在一只手上,另一只手上则拿着两个25美分的硬币,把小孩叫跟前问,“你想要哪只手上的?” 男孩拿走了那两个25美分然后走了。

"What did I tell you?" said the barber."That kid never learns!" Later,“瞧我刚才怎么跟你说的?”when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.理发师说,“那小子就不会学精点!” 过了一会,顾客离开了理发店,他发现刚才那个小男孩从一间雪糕店走出来。

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question?“嘿,小家伙! 我可以问你个问题吗?Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"你为什么不拿那一美元,而拿那两个25 美分呢?”The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!小男孩舔了一口手上的雪糕回答说,“我要是拿了那一美元的钞票,以后那剪头的再也不会给我钱了!”爆笑英文笑话带翻译篇二五百遍In the traffic court of a large mid-western city,在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里,a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through ared light.一位年轻女士被带到法官面前,她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。

英文小笑话小故事带翻译

英文小笑话小故事带翻译

英文小笑话小故事带翻译笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、娱乐或讽刺。

小编精心收集了英文小笑话小故事带翻译,供大家欣赏学习!英文小笑话小故事带翻译篇1A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave,“位墓园管理员在巡视的时候,看见一名男子躺在坟墓上,sobbing loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,大声哭泣,并且用他的拳头重重地敲打地面.他悲痛地说:"Why did you have to die?Oh,why?Why?Why?"he lamented."你为什么一定要死?哦,为什么?为什么?为什么?”"A loved one's passing is a terrible lose."the grounds keeper offered in consolation,墓园管理员安慰他说“心爱的人死去是个很难受的损失,"but someday,the pain will pass."但是终有一天,伤痛会过去的。

”"Love one?" the weeping man said ,looking up.这位哭泣的男子抬起头看着他说:“心爱的人?" I didn't even know the guy."我根本不认识这个人。

…"Then why all the tears? ""那为什么要痛哭流涕呢?…""He was my wife's first husband!""他是我老婆的笫一任老公呀!”英文小笑话小故事带翻译篇2A government employee found and old brass lamp in a filing cabinet.有一位政府机关员工在档案柜里面发现一盏老旧的铜制油灯。

英文笑话带翻译爆笑

英文笑话带翻译爆笑
为什么自行车不能独立站立呢?因为它双胎了。
2. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
怎么让纸巾跳舞呢?你往上放点音乐
3. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
英文笑话带翻译爆笑
笑话是生活中的调剂品,能够给人带来欢乐和放松。而英文笑话更是不同国家和地区都能理解的笑话形式,让人们在跨国交流中也能共享欢乐。下面就给大家带来一些经典的英文笑话,并附上中文翻译,一起来欣赏一下吧!
1. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
你怎样称呼不是你的奶酪呢?墨西哥煎玉米饼奶酪。
6. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
我告诉我妻子她应该接受自己的错误,她给了我一个拥抱。
以上是一些笑话不仅仅能给我们带来快乐,还能锻炼我们的英语听力和理解能力。希望大家在学习英语的道路上能够轻松愉快,充满笑声!
听说游乐场有绑架事件吗?他们醒来了。
4. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
为什么骷髅不打架呢?因为他们没有胆量。
5. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
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简单的英文笑话带翻译
下面是带来的简单的英文笑话带翻译,欢迎阅读!简单的英文笑话带翻译精选You Never CalledA guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. ""I didn't?" the doctor says." Then what are you doing out of bed?"Notes:(1) spot v.(从很多人或物中)认出;看出(2) mall n.集市Exercises:根据短文选择正确答案:① Where did the guy see his doctor?A. in the barber'sB. in the shopping centerC. at the railway stationD. in the hospital② How long had it been since the guy went to see the doctor?A. two weeksB. three weeksC. more than a monthD. more than two months③ What had the doctor told him to do?A. to stay in bedB. to ha ve a nice sleepC. to go homeD. to call him again④ We can see from this passage that_____ .A. the doctor had played a trick on the guyB. the guy must have stayed in bed for a long timeC. the guy was very angry with the doctorD. the doctor did call upon the guy⑤ What had been the guy's problem?A. He had caught a cold.B. He had had a mental problem.C. He needed a good rest.D. He had been homesick.73.从未来访一人在购物中心偶遇他的医生。

他走上前去说:“六周以前我在你的办公室,你告诉我让我回家去卧床直到你来访。

但你从未来访。

“我没去吗?医生说,“那你现在下床干什么?练习参考答案:①B②C③A④B⑤C
不久又来了一个人,付了钱并得到了相同的待遇。

十五分钟后,这两个人一起向河的下游漂去。

第一个人说:“不知道他们这次巡航游是否提供食物。

“不知道,第二个人说道,“去年是没有的。

练习参考答案:①F②F③F④T⑤T简单的英文笑话带翻译学习This Way to RequestI had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signature on my checks would look odd due to my accident, and would they please horror them anyway."Okay," said the woman on the phone, "but you' 11 have to write a letter to the bank telling them that you are requesting this. "Notes:(1) dislocate v.脱离原位;使脱臼(2) signature n.签名(3) due to由于(4) honor v.承认并如期支付Exercises:根据短文填空:① I had fallen and_____ my elbow.② It made writing checks for my small business_____ impossible.③ I called my bank to_____ that the signature _____my checks would look odd due to my accident.④ "Okay," said the woman_____ the phone.⑤ But you'll have to write a letter to the bank _____them that you are requesting this.75.如是请求我摔倒了,肘骨脱臼了。

这使得我几乎不能给我的小生意签账单了。

我打电话给银行解释说由于事故,账单上我的签名看起来会有些古怪,并请求他们无论如何给予承兑。

“好的,电话中的女子说,“但你必须给银行写封信,告诉他们你在作此项请求。

练习参考答案:① dislocated ② nearly ③ explain; on ④ on ⑤ telling。

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