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[六人行.第一季][Friends.S01E01][中英双字幕]

[六人行.第一季][Friends.S01E01][中英双字幕]

[CAR HORNS HONKING]There's nothing to tell.It's just some guy I work with. Come on.You're going out with a guy. There's gotta be something wrong with him.So does he have a humpand a hair piece?Wait. Does he eat chalk?I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh. Okay, everybody relax.This is not even a date.It's just two people going outto dinner and not having sex. Sounds like a date to me.I'm back in high school,in the middle of the cafeteria... ...and I realize I'm totally naked. - Oh, yeah.- I've had that dream.Then I look down and I realizethere is a phone......there.- Instead of...- That's right!MONICA: That one, I've never had. PHOEBE: No.All of a sudden,the phone starts to ring.And it turns out it's my mother. Which is very, very weirdbecause she never calls me.Hi.This guy says "hello,"I wanna kill myself.Are you okay, sweetie?I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth... ...and tied it around my neck.- Cookie?Carol moved her stuff out today. PHOEBE & JOEY:Oh.- Let me get you some coffee.- Thanks.Ew. Unh.No. No, don't!Stop cleansing my aura.Just leave my aura alone, okay?I'll be fine. All right?Really.I hope she'll be very happy.- No, you don't.- No, I don't.To hell with her. She left me!And you never knew she was a lesbian. No! Okay?Why does everyonekeep fixating on that?She didn't know. How should I know? Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.Did I say that out loud?All right, Ross. Look, you're feelinga lot of pain right now.You're angry. You're hurting.Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joints!Come on, you're single.Have some hormones.See, but I don't wantto be single, okay?I just wanna be married again.And I just want a million dollars! Rachel?Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God!I went to your building andthis guy with a hammer said... ...that you might be here, and you are. - Can I get you some coffee?- Decaf.Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.This is everybody.This is Chandler and Phoebe... ...and Joey. And remembermy brother, Ross?- Sure!- Hey.- Hi.- Oh, God.[SIGHS]So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? Oh, God! Well, it started abouta half-hour before the wedding.I was in this roomwith all the presents......and I was lookingat this gravy boat.This really gorgeousLimoges gravy boat.When all of a sudden...Sweet 'N Low?- I realized......I was more turned on bythis gravy boat than by Barry. Then I got really freaked out,and that's when it hit me:How much Barry lookslike Mr. Potato Head.You know, I mean, I always knewhe looked familiar, but...Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering:"Why am I doing this?"And "Who am I doing this for?" Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart... ...but you're the only personI know in the city.Who wasn't invited to the wedding. Oh, I was kind of hoping thatwouldn't be an issue.[SPEAKING IN SPANISHON TV]I'm guessing he bought herthe big pipe organ......and she's really nothappy about it.Daddy, I just... I can't marry him.I'm sorry.I just don't love him.Well, it matters to me. CHANDLER:She should not be wearing those pants.I say push her down the stairs.ALL: Push her down the stairs!Push her down the stairs![ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD]Come on, Daddy, listen to me!It's like all of my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe!You're a shoe! You're a shoe!You're a shoe!"Then today I stopped and said, "What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse?You know?Or a hat?"I don't want you to buy me a hat,I am a hat.It's a metaphor, Daddy!You can see where he'd have trouble.Look, Daddy, it's my life.Well, maybe I'll just stayhere with Monica.I guess we've establishedshe's staying with Monica.Well, maybe that's my decision.Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait! Wait! I said maybe!Okay. Just breathe, that's it.Just try to think of nice, calm things. [SINGING] Raindrops on rosesAnd whiskers on kittensDoorbells and sleigh bellsAnd something with mittensLa lala somethingWith stringI'm all better now.I helped.MONICA: Look, this is probablyfor the best, you know? Independence. Taking control of your life. And, hey, if you need anything,you can always come to Joey.Me and Chandler live rightacross the hall. And he's away a lot. Joey, stop hitting on her.It's her wedding day.What? Like there's a rule or something? [INTERCOM BUZZES]Please don't do that again.It's a horrible sound.PAUL: Uh, it's Paul.- Buzz him in.- Who's Paul?- Paul, the wine guy, Paul?Maybe.Wait a minute. Your "not a real date"is with Paul, the wine guy?- He finally asked you out?- Yes.Ooh. This is a "Dear Diary" moment. Rach, wait, I can cancel.Please, no. Go, I'll be fine.Ross, are you okay?I mean, do you want me to stay?That'd be good.- Really?- No, go on! It's Paul, the wine guy. [KNOCKING ON DOOR]MONICA:Hi, come in. Paul, this is......everybody. Everybody, this is Paul. JOEY:Paul, the wine guy.- Wine guy.- I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it? - Okay. Sit down. Two seconds.- Okay.[MOUTHING]Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.So, Rachel,what are you up to tonight?Well, I was supposed to be headedfor Aruba on my honeymoon... ...so, nothing.Right. You're not evengetting your honeymoon.God. No, no. Although, Aruba. Heh. This time of year? Eh.Talk about your......big lizards.Anyway, if you don't feellike being alone tonight......Joey and Chandler arehelping me with my furniture. Yes, and we're very excited about it. Actually, thanks, but I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.- It's been a long day.- Oh, sure. Okay. Sure.Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help?Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to. I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things...ing a bunch of theselittle worm guys.I have no bracket-y thing,I see no worm guys whatsoever... ...and I cannot feel my legs.What's this?I have no idea.- Done with the bookcase.- All finished.This was Carol's favorite beer.She always drank it out of the can.I should have known.Hey. Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture,the stereo, the good TV.What did you get?You guys.- Oh, God. Oh, my God.- You got screwed.- Oh, my God.- I know, I know. I'm such an idiot.I should've caught on when she went to the dentist four and five times a week.I mean, how clean can teeth get?My brother's going through that.He's such a mess.How did you get through it?He might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers.- Say her...- Leg?Heh. That's one way of going through it, yeah.Me, I went for the watch.- You actually broke her watch?- Mm.Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.You probably think it's about making love with your socks on, but it isn't.It isn't, it's about me. And I... [SIGHS]Hi. Machine cut me off again. Anyway...You know what's scary? What ifthere's only one woman for everybody?I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it?Unfortunately, in my case,there was only one woman for her.What are you talking about?One woman.That's like saying there's onlyone flavor of ice cream for you.Let me tell you something, Ross.There's lots of flavors out there.There's rocky road and cookie dough andbing cherry vanilla.You can get them with jimmiesor nuts or whipped cream.This is the best thing thatever happened to you.You got married. You were like, what, ? Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.I honestly don't knowif I'm hungry or horny.Then stay out of my freezer.Ever since she walked out on me, I... What? What?You wanna spell it out with noodles?No, it's more of a fifth datekind of revelation.Oh, so there's gonna be a fifth date? Isn't there?Yeah, yeah. I think there is.What were you gonna say? Well... Er, uh...Ever since she left me, um... ...I haven't been able to perform... ...sexually.Oh, God! Oh, God! I am so...- I'm so sorry.- It's okay.Being spit on is probablynot what you need right now. Um...How long?Two years.Wow!I'm glad you smashed her watch. So you still think you mightwant that fifth date?Yeah.Yeah, I do.I, Joanie, take you, Charles,as my lawful husband. MINISTER: Do you take Joanie...?- Oh! See.But Joanie loved Chachi.That's the difference."Grab a spoon."Do you know long it's beensince I grabbed a spoon?Do the words, "Billy, don't bea hero," mean anything to you?You know, here's the thing.Even if I could get it together enough... ...to ask a woman out......who am I gonna ask?Isn't this amazing?I mean, I have never made coffee before in my life.- That is amazing.- Congratulations.While you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make a Western omelet or something... Although, actually I'm reallynot that hungry this morning.- Good morning.MONICA: Good morning.- Morning.JOEY: Morning.- Morning.JOEY: Morning, Paul.- Hello, Paul.- Hi. Paul, is it?MONICA:I had a really great time last night.PAUL:Thank you. Thank you so much.- We'll talk later, okay?- Yeah.Thank you.That wasn't a real date.What the hell do you doon a real date?- Shut up and put my table back. JOEY: Okay.All right, kids, I gotta get to work.If I don't input those numbers,it doesn't make much of a difference. So, like, you guys all have jobs?Yeah, we all have jobs.See, that's how we buy stuff.Yeah, I'm an actor.Wow. Would I have seen you in anything? Oh, I doubt it. Mostly regional work. Unless you happened to catch theWee One's production of Pinocchio. "Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy."I will not take this abuse.You're right. I'm sorry.[SINGING] Once I was a wooden boyA little wooden boyMONICA: So how are you doing today? Did you sleep okay?Did you talk to Barry?I can't stop smiling.I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.I know. He's just so...Remember you and Tony De Marco? - Oh, yeah.- Well, it's like that. With feelings. Oh, wow, are you in trouble! Okay, okay. I am just going to get up, go to work......and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonnaget up and go to work.- Oh, wish me luck!- What for?I'm gonna go get oneof those job things.- Hey, Monica.- Hey, Franny. Welcome back.How was Florida?You had sex, didn't you?How do you do that?- So, who?- You know Paul?Paul, the wine guy?Oh, yeah, I know Paul.You mean, you know Paullike I know Paul?Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Before me, there was no snapin his turtle for two years.Of course it was a line.Why? Why would anybodydo something like that?We're looking for an answermore sophisticated than:"To get you into bed."Is it me?Is it like I have some sort ofbeacon that only dogs......and men with severe emotional problems can hear?All right, come here. Give me your feet.I just thought he was nice, you know?I can't believe youdidn't know it was a line.Guess what.- You got a job?- Are you kidding?I'm trained for nothing.I was laughed out of interviews today. Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale...... percent off.Oh, how well you know me.They're my new "I don't needa job or my parents.I've got great boots" boots.- How'd you pay for them?- Uh, credit card.And who pays for that?Um, my father.You can't live off your parentsyour whole life.I know that. That's whyI was getting married.Give her a break. It's hard beingon your own for the first time.- Thank you.- You're welcome.I remember when I first cameto this city, I was .My mom had killed herselfand my stepdad was back in prison.And I got here,and I didn't know anybody.I ended up living with this albinoguy who was cleaning windshields... ...outside Port Authority.And then he killed himself.And then I found aromatherapy.So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. The word you're looking for is: "Anyway..."All right. You ready?- I don't think so.ROSS: Oh, come on.Cut. Cut.ALL:Cut, cut, cut.ROSS: Hey.MONICA: All right.Welcome to the real world.It sucks. You're gonna love it. [FRANCIS SCOTT KEY'S "STAR-SPANGLED BANNER" PLAYS ON TV]Well, that's it.You gonna crash on the couch?- No. No, I gotta go home sometime.- Are you gonna be okay?Yeah.Look what I just found on the floor. What?That's Paul's watch.You can just put it backwhere you found it.Oh, boy. All right.Good night, everybody.ROSS & RACHEL:Good night.[WATCH CRACKS][DOOR CLOSES]- Hmm.- Hmm.- Oh, sorry.- No. Oh, no. Go.- No, have it, really.- Split it?- Okay.- Okay.Thanks.You probably didn't know this, but back in high school I had... ...a major crush on you.I knew.You did? Oh.I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.- I did.- Oh.Listen, do you think...And try not to let my vulnerabilitybecome any kind of a factor here. Do you think it would be okay if I ask you out sometime, maybe? Yeah.Maybe.Okay.Okay, maybe I will. [RACHEL CHUCKLES]- Good night.- Good night.[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] [DOOR OPENS]See you.ROSS:Mm-hm.Wait, wait. Hey, what's with you?I just grabbed a spoon.Can't believe what I'm hearing. [SINGING] I can't believeWhat I'm hearing here- What? I said you had...- What? I said you had...- Would you stop?- Oh, was I doing it again?ALL:Yes.WOMAN:Would anybody like more coffee?Did you make it or are you just serving it?- I'm just serving it.CHANDLER: I'll have a cup of coffee.Kids, new dream.I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minnelli.[English - US - SDH]片名:六人行(第一季)剧名:序集主演:珍妮佛安妮斯顿主演:寇妮考克斯主演:丽莎库卓主演:麦特勒布兰主演:马修派端主演:大卫修蒙(中央咖啡厅)没什么好说的!他只不过是我的同事少来了,和你交往的男人…多多少少一定有点问题!他既驼背又戴假发?等一下,他是不是会吃粉笔?制片:塔德史帝文斯我只是不希望你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙各位放轻松,这不算约会不过是两个人一起出去吃晚餐而且不上床对我来说这就是约会编剧:玛莎卡夫曼大卫肯蓝做了个梦,在中学时代我站在餮厅中央…突然发现自己全身赤裸一对,没错一我做过那样的梦我低头一看,看见有一个电话…在那里一而不是…一没错一我没做过那样的梦一没有突然,那个电话响了结果是我妈妈打来的这非常奇怪因为她从来都不会打电话给我!导演:詹姆斯柏洛斯嗨这家伙说〝嗨〞的时候我却想杀了我自己你还好吧,亲爱的?我就成觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙抓住我的小肠,从我的嘴袒拉出来一再在我的脖子上打结…一要吃饼干吗?卡萝今天搬走了她的东西一我给你拿杯咖啡一谢谢不,不要!不要清理我的光环!不要管我的光环,好吗?我会没事的,好吗?真的我希望她开心一不,你并不希望一是的,我不希望!叫她去死,是她离开了我!你从来都不知道她是女同性恋不知道!行了吧!为什么每个人老是要提出来?她都不知道,我又怎么会知道?有时候我希望我是女同性恋…我讲得很大声吗?没事的,罗斯你现在威到很痛苦你很生气,很伤心我能告诉你解决方法是什么吗?脱衣舞厅!别这样,你单身了!有需求的!我不想单身,好吗?我只想…再次结婚!而我只想要一百万美金!瑞秋!噢,老天爷,摩妮卡感谢上帝!我刚到你那里去,而你不在那个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里你真在这里!一你想喝点咖啡吗?一无咖啡因的好了,各位,这位是瑞秋另一个林肯高中的律存者这就是各位这是钱德、菲比乔伊,还有你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗?一当然,嘿!一埋一嗨一天啊那你现在可以告诉我们了吗还是说我们在等着四位湿洒的伴娘?好吧,大概在婚礼前半个小时我在礼物问里看着那个肉汁壶那是个非常好看的肉汁壶然后,突然…有代糖吗?我发现…我对这个肉汁壶比对巴瑞更有冲动!然后我吓呆了然后这佃想法突然出现在脑中:巴瑞看起来多像洋芋头先生啊我总是觉得他眼熟,但是…总之我必须离开那里,我在想:〝我为什么这样做,我为谁这样做?〞我不知道该去哪袒而且我知道我和你有点疏远了但你是我这个城市里唯一认识的人而且没有受邀参加你的婚礼噢,我希望你不会把它当一回事…我猜他给她买了个管风琴而她很不喜欢那个老爸,我就是无法和他结婚对不起我只是不爱他了这对我很有关系!她真不应该穿那条裤子我觉得应该把她推下楼把她推下楼…爸爸,听我说!这就好像在我一生中所有人都告诉我:〝你是鞋子!〞〝你是鞋子…〞然后今天,我停下来对自己说:〝如果我不想成为鞋子呢?如果我想成为一个包包?或一顶帽子?〞不,我不是要你给我买帽子我是说我是帽子这是个比喻,爸爸!你看得出他哪里听不懂爸爸,这是我的生活也许我可以和摩妮卡住在一起我猜我们已经确定她要和摩妮卡住在一起了…也许那是我的决定也许我不需要你的钱等等!我说也许!呼吸,呼吸好,就这样试着想一些让你镇定的事…玫块上的雨滴,还有猫的胡须门铃和雪橇铃,还有手套…啦啦啦,还有一些条状物…我现在好多了我帮上忙啦瞧,这也许对你来讲是最好的知道吗?独立了,把握自己的生活还有,你还需要什么你可以随时来找乔伊我和钱德就住在对面而且他经常不在乔伊,不要再对她放电了今天是她结婚的日子!怎么啦,难道这还有什么规定吗?请不要再按了那是很恐怖的声音一我是保罗一让他进来!一谁是保罗?一保罗,红酒达人,保罗?也许等等,你今晚的〝不是真正约会〞是和红酒达人保罗?一他终于约你出去啦?一是的!真是个可以写入日记的时刻瑞秋,等等,我可以取消…不用你去吧,我不会有事的!罗斯,你没事吧?你希望我留下来吗?能留下就太好了…一真的?一不,去吧!那可是红酒达人保罗耶!进来,保罗,这是…大家各位,这是保罗保罗!红酒达人!一红酒达人!一我没听清楚你的名字,是保罗吗?一请坐,两秒钟就好一好我刚拔掉四根睫毛不是个好兆头那么瑞秋,你今晚…打算做什么?我本来应该到阿鲁巴度蜜月所以,没事做!对呀,你连蜜月都无法去不过,阿鲁巴,这个时候?你可以谈论一下…大蜥蜴总之如果今晚你不想自己一个人的话乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具对,而且我们为此感到兴奋谢谢了,不过我想今晚还是留在这里吧一今天真是漫长的一天一是呀,好吧菲比,你要来帮忙吗?噢,我希望我能,但是我不想我应该把支架固定在侧面用螺纹蜗轮我没有支架,没有看到螺纹蜗轮而且我的腿麻了这是什么?我不知道一搞定书架了!一完工了!这是卡萝最喜欢的啤酒她总是直接从罐子喝,我该知道的罗斯,我来问你一个问题她得到家具、音响、超赞的电视…那你得到了什么?你们啊一天呀一你被耍了一我的老天!一我知道,我真是个笨蛋当她一个礼拜见四、五次牙医我就该知道了谁的牙齿需要这么干净?我哥哥正在克服这种事呢他真是一团糟你是怎么克服的?他可以试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西一比如她的…一腿?那样也可以!我则是砸了她的手表你真的砸了她的手表?巴瑞,对不起,对不起我知道你可能认为和那天我对你说跟你穿袜子做爱有关,但不是的这和我有关,我只是…嘿,机器又把电话挂断了不管怎样…知道什么最吓人的吗?如果每个人只有一佃女人适合他呢?我是说如果你得到一个女人,就这样不幸的是,以我的例子来讲是她…得到一个女人你在说什么?〝一个女人〞?那就好像你只吃一种口味的冰淇淋让我告诉你,罗斯还有很多种口味有碎糖口味、饼干口味然复还有香草口味还可以加糖条、果仁或者鲜奶油一起吃!这是你一生中最棒的时刻了!你难道是八岁结婚的?欢迎回到现实里!拿起汤匙!我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴离我的冰箱远点!从她离开我之复,我…怎么啦?你想边吃面条边讲出来?不,这本该在和你第五次约会时才能说出来的噢,所以会有第五次约会罗?会有吗?我觉得会有你要说什么?好”巴自从她离开我之后…我就一直…无法行房天啊,对不起一对不起…一没关系被人吐水应该不是你现在需要的多久了?两年我真高兴你砸了她的手表!那你还希望有第五次约会吗?是的是的,我希望我乔安妮接受查理斯为我的合法丈夫一你是否接受乔安妮…一看吧可是乔安妮爱佳奇!就是这里不同!〝拿起汤匙〞你知道我多久没拿汤匙了吗?〝比利,别逞英雄〞这句话对你有没有意义?是这样的,就算我想…约一个女人出来我该约谁?是不是很不可思议?我以前从来没泡过咖啡一是很不可思议一恭喜你你现在刚好有心情有没有想做个蛋饼之类的东西…不过我还不太饿…一早安一早安一早安一早安,保罗一你好,保罗一嘿,是保罗,对吗?我昨晚才艮开心谢谢你!太成谢你了!一再聊一好的谢谢那不是真正的约会!那你真正的约会都在干什么?一闭嘴,把我的桌子搬回去一好的!好啦,孩子们,我要去工作啦不过如果我不把那些数字输入也不会有什么差别你们都有工作吗?对,我们都有这样我们才有钱买东西对,我是演员一我有见过你的作品吗?一应该没有,大部分是地方性节目等等,除非你看过翻拍的《木偶奇遇记》〝瞧,老木匠,我是个真正的小男孩〞别这样羞辱我没错,对不起我曾经是个小木偶…你今天怎么样?睡得好吗?和巴端谈过吗?我无法停止微笑看得出来,就好像你睡觉时有个衣架在你嘴里我知道,他只是太…你还记得你和托尼多马哥吗?一是的,记得一就好像那样,但有成觉哇,你有麻烦了好,我要醒过来,去工作而且不要整天想着他或者只是站起来去工作一喔,祝我好运!一为什么?我要去找工作之类的事嘿,摩妮卡!嘿,弗兰妮,欢迎回来!佛罗里达怎么样?你跟人上床了,对吧?你怎么知道的一那么,是和谁?一你认识保罗吗?保罗,红酒达人?是的,我认识保罗你认识他就好像我认识他一样?你开玩笑吧?保罗还欠我人情呢在我之前,他两年都无法行房那当然是谎言!为什么?为什么有人会做这样的事情?我想更精确的答案是〝为了和你上床〞是因为我吗?是因为我会散发某种信号吗?只有狗和有成情问题的男人才会成应到?好啦,过来这袒,把你的脚给我我只是以为他是个好人我真不敢相信你不知道那是谎言!猜猜怎么样?一你找到工作啦?一开玩笑吗?我一点经验都没有!我今天被十二个面试员嘲笑而且你还这么高兴你也会高兴的如果你发现名牌皮靴特价…打五折!是呀,你真了解我…这双是〝我不需要工作,我不需要父母我买了新皮靴〞的皮靴!一你用什么付帐的?一信用卡那谁付帐单呢?我爸爸你不能靠你爸爸过一辈子我知道,这就是为什么我要结婚别逼她,第一次独立生活是很困难的一谢谢你一别客气记得我第一次来这个城市我才十四岁我妈妈刚自杀我的继父又进了监狱然后在这袒我不认识任何人然后我和一个在港务局给人擦车窗的…白化病人住在一起最后他也自杀了然后我找到按摩这份工作所以相信我,我完全了解你的威受你想说的话是:〝总之…〞好了,准备好了吗?一还没有一夹。

[六人行.第一季][Friends.S01E01][中英双字幕]

[六人行.第一季][Friends.S01E01][中英双字幕]

[CAR HORNS HONKING]There's nothing to tell.It's just some guy I work with. Come on.You're going out with a guy. There's gotta be something wrong with him.So does he have a humpand a hair piece?Wait. Does he eat chalk?I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh. Okay, everybody relax.This is not even a date.It's just two people going outto dinner and not having sex. Sounds like a date to me.I'm back in high school,in the middle of the cafeteria... ...and I realize I'm totally naked. - Oh, yeah.- I've had that dream.Then I look down and I realizethere is a phone......there.- Instead of...- That's right!MONICA: That one, I've never had. PHOEBE: No.All of a sudden,the phone starts to ring.And it turns out it's my mother. Which is very, very weirdbecause she never calls me.Hi.This guy says "hello,"I wanna kill myself.Are you okay, sweetie?I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth... ...and tied it around my neck.- Cookie?Carol moved her stuff out today. PHOEBE & JOEY:Oh.- Let me get you some coffee.- Thanks.Ew. Unh.No. No, don't!Stop cleansing my aura.Just leave my aura alone, okay?I'll be fine. All right?Really.I hope she'll be very happy.- No, you don't.- No, I don't.To hell with her. She left me!And you never knew she was a lesbian. No! Okay?Why does everyonekeep fixating on that?She didn't know. How should I know? Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.Did I say that out loud?All right, Ross. Look, you're feelinga lot of pain right now.You're angry. You're hurting.Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joints!Come on, you're single.Have some hormones.See, but I don't wantto be single, okay?I just wanna be married again.And I just want a million dollars! Rachel?Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God!I went to your building andthis guy with a hammer said... ...that you might be here, and you are. - Can I get you some coffee?- Decaf.Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.This is everybody.This is Chandler and Phoebe... ...and Joey. And remembermy brother, Ross?- Sure!- Hey.- Hi.- Oh, God.[SIGHS]So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? Oh, God! Well, it started abouta half-hour before the wedding.I was in this roomwith all the presents......and I was lookingat this gravy boat.This really gorgeousLimoges gravy boat.When all of a sudden...Sweet 'N Low?- I realized......I was more turned on bythis gravy boat than by Barry. Then I got really freaked out,and that's when it hit me:How much Barry lookslike Mr. Potato Head.You know, I mean, I always knewhe looked familiar, but...Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering:"Why am I doing this?"And "Who am I doing this for?" Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart... ...but you're the only personI know in the city.Who wasn't invited to the wedding. Oh, I was kind of hoping thatwouldn't be an issue.[SPEAKING IN SPANISHON TV]I'm guessing he bought herthe big pipe organ......and she's really nothappy about it.Daddy, I just... I can't marry him.I'm sorry.I just don't love him.Well, it matters to me. CHANDLER:She should not be wearing those pants.I say push her down the stairs.ALL: Push her down the stairs!Push her down the stairs![ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD]Come on, Daddy, listen to me!It's like all of my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe!You're a shoe! You're a shoe!You're a shoe!"Then today I stopped and said, "What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse?You know?Or a hat?"I don't want you to buy me a hat,I am a hat.It's a metaphor, Daddy!You can see where he'd have trouble.Look, Daddy, it's my life.Well, maybe I'll just stayhere with Monica.I guess we've establishedshe's staying with Monica.Well, maybe that's my decision.Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait! Wait! I said maybe!Okay. Just breathe, that's it.Just try to think of nice, calm things. [SINGING] Raindrops on rosesAnd whiskers on kittensDoorbells and sleigh bellsAnd something with mittensLa lala somethingWith stringI'm all better now.I helped.MONICA: Look, this is probablyfor the best, you know? Independence. Taking control of your life. And, hey, if you need anything,you can always come to Joey.Me and Chandler live rightacross the hall. And he's away a lot. Joey, stop hitting on her.It's her wedding day.What? Like there's a rule or something? [INTERCOM BUZZES]Please don't do that again.It's a horrible sound.PAUL: Uh, it's Paul.- Buzz him in.- Who's Paul?- Paul, the wine guy, Paul?Maybe.Wait a minute. Your "not a real date"is with Paul, the wine guy?- He finally asked you out?- Yes.Ooh. This is a "Dear Diary" moment. Rach, wait, I can cancel.Please, no. Go, I'll be fine.Ross, are you okay?I mean, do you want me to stay?That'd be good.- Really?- No, go on! It's Paul, the wine guy. [KNOCKING ON DOOR]MONICA:Hi, come in. Paul, this is......everybody. Everybody, this is Paul. JOEY:Paul, the wine guy.- Wine guy.- I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it? - Okay. Sit down. Two seconds.- Okay.[MOUTHING]Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.So, Rachel,what are you up to tonight?Well, I was supposed to be headedfor Aruba on my honeymoon... ...so, nothing.Right. You're not evengetting your honeymoon.God. No, no. Although, Aruba. Heh. This time of year? Eh.Talk about your......big lizards.Anyway, if you don't feellike being alone tonight......Joey and Chandler arehelping me with my furniture. Yes, and we're very excited about it. Actually, thanks, but I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.- It's been a long day.- Oh, sure. Okay. Sure.Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help?Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to. I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things...ing a bunch of theselittle worm guys.I have no bracket-y thing,I see no worm guys whatsoever... ...and I cannot feel my legs.What's this?I have no idea.- Done with the bookcase.- All finished.This was Carol's favorite beer.She always drank it out of the can.I should have known.Hey. Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture,the stereo, the good TV.What did you get?You guys.- Oh, God. Oh, my God.- You got screwed.- Oh, my God.- I know, I know. I'm such an idiot.I should've caught on when she went to the dentist four and five times a week.I mean, how clean can teeth get?My brother's going through that.He's such a mess.How did you get through it?He might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers.- Say her...- Leg?Heh. That's one way of going through it, yeah.Me, I went for the watch.- You actually broke her watch?- Mm.Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.You probably think it's about making love with your socks on, but it isn't.It isn't, it's about me. And I... [SIGHS]Hi. Machine cut me off again. Anyway...You know what's scary? What ifthere's only one woman for everybody?I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it?Unfortunately, in my case,there was only one woman for her.What are you talking about?One woman.That's like saying there's onlyone flavor of ice cream for you.Let me tell you something, Ross.There's lots of flavors out there.There's rocky road and cookie dough andbing cherry vanilla.You can get them with jimmiesor nuts or whipped cream.This is the best thing thatever happened to you.You got married. You were like, what, ? Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.I honestly don't knowif I'm hungry or horny.Then stay out of my freezer.Ever since she walked out on me, I... What? What?You wanna spell it out with noodles?No, it's more of a fifth datekind of revelation.Oh, so there's gonna be a fifth date? Isn't there?Yeah, yeah. I think there is.What were you gonna say? Well... Er, uh...Ever since she left me, um... ...I haven't been able to perform... ...sexually.Oh, God! Oh, God! I am so...- I'm so sorry.- It's okay.Being spit on is probablynot what you need right now. Um...How long?Two years.Wow!I'm glad you smashed her watch. So you still think you mightwant that fifth date?Yeah.Yeah, I do.I, Joanie, take you, Charles,as my lawful husband. MINISTER: Do you take Joanie...?- Oh! See.But Joanie loved Chachi.That's the difference."Grab a spoon."Do you know long it's beensince I grabbed a spoon?Do the words, "Billy, don't bea hero," mean anything to you?You know, here's the thing.Even if I could get it together enough... ...to ask a woman out......who am I gonna ask?Isn't this amazing?I mean, I have never made coffee before in my life.- That is amazing.- Congratulations.While you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make a Western omelet or something... Although, actually I'm reallynot that hungry this morning.- Good morning.MONICA: Good morning.- Morning.JOEY: Morning.- Morning.JOEY: Morning, Paul.- Hello, Paul.- Hi. Paul, is it?MONICA:I had a really great time last night.PAUL:Thank you. Thank you so much.- We'll talk later, okay?- Yeah.Thank you.That wasn't a real date.What the hell do you doon a real date?- Shut up and put my table back. JOEY: Okay.All right, kids, I gotta get to work.If I don't input those numbers,it doesn't make much of a difference. So, like, you guys all have jobs?Yeah, we all have jobs.See, that's how we buy stuff.Yeah, I'm an actor.Wow. Would I have seen you in anything? Oh, I doubt it. Mostly regional work. Unless you happened to catch theWee One's production of Pinocchio. "Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy."I will not take this abuse.You're right. I'm sorry.[SINGING] Once I was a wooden boyA little wooden boyMONICA: So how are you doing today? Did you sleep okay?Did you talk to Barry?I can't stop smiling.I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.I know. He's just so...Remember you and Tony De Marco? - Oh, yeah.- Well, it's like that. With feelings. Oh, wow, are you in trouble! Okay, okay. I am just going to get up, go to work......and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonnaget up and go to work.- Oh, wish me luck!- What for?I'm gonna go get oneof those job things.- Hey, Monica.- Hey, Franny. Welcome back.How was Florida?You had sex, didn't you?How do you do that?- So, who?- You know Paul?Paul, the wine guy?Oh, yeah, I know Paul.You mean, you know Paullike I know Paul?Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Before me, there was no snapin his turtle for two years.Of course it was a line.Why? Why would anybodydo something like that?We're looking for an answermore sophisticated than:"To get you into bed."Is it me?Is it like I have some sort ofbeacon that only dogs......and men with severe emotional problems can hear?All right, come here. Give me your feet.I just thought he was nice, you know?I can't believe youdidn't know it was a line.Guess what.- You got a job?- Are you kidding?I'm trained for nothing.I was laughed out of interviews today. Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale...... percent off.Oh, how well you know me.They're my new "I don't needa job or my parents.I've got great boots" boots.- How'd you pay for them?- Uh, credit card.And who pays for that?Um, my father.You can't live off your parentsyour whole life.I know that. That's whyI was getting married.Give her a break. It's hard beingon your own for the first time.- Thank you.- You're welcome.I remember when I first cameto this city, I was .My mom had killed herselfand my stepdad was back in prison.And I got here,and I didn't know anybody.I ended up living with this albinoguy who was cleaning windshields... ...outside Port Authority.And then he killed himself.And then I found aromatherapy.So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. The word you're looking for is: "Anyway..."All right. You ready?- I don't think so.ROSS: Oh, come on.Cut. Cut.ALL:Cut, cut, cut.ROSS: Hey.MONICA: All right.Welcome to the real world.It sucks. You're gonna love it. [FRANCIS SCOTT KEY'S "STAR-SPANGLED BANNER" PLAYS ON TV]Well, that's it.You gonna crash on the couch?- No. No, I gotta go home sometime.- Are you gonna be okay?Yeah.Look what I just found on the floor. What?That's Paul's watch.You can just put it backwhere you found it.Oh, boy. All right.Good night, everybody.ROSS & RACHEL:Good night.[WATCH CRACKS][DOOR CLOSES]- Hmm.- Hmm.- Oh, sorry.- No. Oh, no. Go.- No, have it, really.- Split it?- Okay.- Okay.Thanks.You probably didn't know this, but back in high school I had... ...a major crush on you.I knew.You did? Oh.I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.- I did.- Oh.Listen, do you think...And try not to let my vulnerabilitybecome any kind of a factor here. Do you think it would be okay if I ask you out sometime, maybe? Yeah.Maybe.Okay.Okay, maybe I will. [RACHEL CHUCKLES]- Good night.- Good night.[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] [DOOR OPENS]See you.ROSS:Mm-hm.Wait, wait. Hey, what's with you?I just grabbed a spoon.Can't believe what I'm hearing. [SINGING] I can't believeWhat I'm hearing here- What? I said you had...- What? I said you had...- Would you stop?- Oh, was I doing it again?ALL:Yes.WOMAN:Would anybody like more coffee?Did you make it or are you just serving it?- I'm just serving it.CHANDLER: I'll have a cup of coffee.Kids, new dream.I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minnelli.[English - US - SDH]片名:六人行(第一季)剧名:序集主演:珍妮佛安妮斯顿主演:寇妮考克斯主演:丽莎库卓主演:麦特勒布兰主演:马修派端主演:大卫修蒙(中央咖啡厅)没什么好说的!他只不过是我的同事少来了,和你交往的男人…多多少少一定有点问题!他既驼背又戴假发?等一下,他是不是会吃粉笔?制片:塔德史帝文斯我只是不希望你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙各位放轻松,这不算约会不过是两个人一起出去吃晚餐而且不上床对我来说这就是约会编剧:玛莎卡夫曼大卫肯蓝做了个梦,在中学时代我站在餮厅中央…突然发现自己全身赤裸一对,没错一我做过那样的梦我低头一看,看见有一个电话…在那里一而不是…一没错一我没做过那样的梦一没有突然,那个电话响了结果是我妈妈打来的这非常奇怪因为她从来都不会打电话给我!导演:詹姆斯柏洛斯嗨这家伙说〝嗨〞的时候我却想杀了我自己你还好吧,亲爱的?我就成觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙抓住我的小肠,从我的嘴袒拉出来一再在我的脖子上打结…一要吃饼干吗?卡萝今天搬走了她的东西一我给你拿杯咖啡一谢谢不,不要!不要清理我的光环!不要管我的光环,好吗?我会没事的,好吗?真的我希望她开心一不,你并不希望一是的,我不希望!叫她去死,是她离开了我!你从来都不知道她是女同性恋不知道!行了吧!为什么每个人老是要提出来?她都不知道,我又怎么会知道?有时候我希望我是女同性恋…我讲得很大声吗?没事的,罗斯你现在威到很痛苦你很生气,很伤心我能告诉你解决方法是什么吗?脱衣舞厅!别这样,你单身了!有需求的!我不想单身,好吗?我只想…再次结婚!而我只想要一百万美金!瑞秋!噢,老天爷,摩妮卡感谢上帝!我刚到你那里去,而你不在那个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里你真在这里!一你想喝点咖啡吗?一无咖啡因的好了,各位,这位是瑞秋另一个林肯高中的律存者这就是各位这是钱德、菲比乔伊,还有你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗?一当然,嘿!一埋一嗨一天啊那你现在可以告诉我们了吗还是说我们在等着四位湿洒的伴娘?好吧,大概在婚礼前半个小时我在礼物问里看着那个肉汁壶那是个非常好看的肉汁壶然后,突然…有代糖吗?我发现…我对这个肉汁壶比对巴瑞更有冲动!然后我吓呆了然后这佃想法突然出现在脑中:巴瑞看起来多像洋芋头先生啊我总是觉得他眼熟,但是…总之我必须离开那里,我在想:〝我为什么这样做,我为谁这样做?〞我不知道该去哪袒而且我知道我和你有点疏远了但你是我这个城市里唯一认识的人而且没有受邀参加你的婚礼噢,我希望你不会把它当一回事…我猜他给她买了个管风琴而她很不喜欢那个老爸,我就是无法和他结婚对不起我只是不爱他了这对我很有关系!她真不应该穿那条裤子我觉得应该把她推下楼把她推下楼…爸爸,听我说!这就好像在我一生中所有人都告诉我:〝你是鞋子!〞〝你是鞋子…〞然后今天,我停下来对自己说:〝如果我不想成为鞋子呢?如果我想成为一个包包?或一顶帽子?〞不,我不是要你给我买帽子我是说我是帽子这是个比喻,爸爸!你看得出他哪里听不懂爸爸,这是我的生活也许我可以和摩妮卡住在一起我猜我们已经确定她要和摩妮卡住在一起了…也许那是我的决定也许我不需要你的钱等等!我说也许!呼吸,呼吸好,就这样试着想一些让你镇定的事…玫块上的雨滴,还有猫的胡须门铃和雪橇铃,还有手套…啦啦啦,还有一些条状物…我现在好多了我帮上忙啦瞧,这也许对你来讲是最好的知道吗?独立了,把握自己的生活还有,你还需要什么你可以随时来找乔伊我和钱德就住在对面而且他经常不在乔伊,不要再对她放电了今天是她结婚的日子!怎么啦,难道这还有什么规定吗?请不要再按了那是很恐怖的声音一我是保罗一让他进来!一谁是保罗?一保罗,红酒达人,保罗?也许等等,你今晚的〝不是真正约会〞是和红酒达人保罗?一他终于约你出去啦?一是的!真是个可以写入日记的时刻瑞秋,等等,我可以取消…不用你去吧,我不会有事的!罗斯,你没事吧?你希望我留下来吗?能留下就太好了…一真的?一不,去吧!那可是红酒达人保罗耶!进来,保罗,这是…大家各位,这是保罗保罗!红酒达人!一红酒达人!一我没听清楚你的名字,是保罗吗?一请坐,两秒钟就好一好我刚拔掉四根睫毛不是个好兆头那么瑞秋,你今晚…打算做什么?我本来应该到阿鲁巴度蜜月所以,没事做!对呀,你连蜜月都无法去不过,阿鲁巴,这个时候?你可以谈论一下…大蜥蜴总之如果今晚你不想自己一个人的话乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具对,而且我们为此感到兴奋谢谢了,不过我想今晚还是留在这里吧一今天真是漫长的一天一是呀,好吧菲比,你要来帮忙吗?噢,我希望我能,但是我不想我应该把支架固定在侧面用螺纹蜗轮我没有支架,没有看到螺纹蜗轮而且我的腿麻了这是什么?我不知道一搞定书架了!一完工了!这是卡萝最喜欢的啤酒她总是直接从罐子喝,我该知道的罗斯,我来问你一个问题她得到家具、音响、超赞的电视…那你得到了什么?你们啊一天呀一你被耍了一我的老天!一我知道,我真是个笨蛋当她一个礼拜见四、五次牙医我就该知道了谁的牙齿需要这么干净?我哥哥正在克服这种事呢他真是一团糟你是怎么克服的?他可以试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西一比如她的…一腿?那样也可以!我则是砸了她的手表你真的砸了她的手表?巴瑞,对不起,对不起我知道你可能认为和那天我对你说跟你穿袜子做爱有关,但不是的这和我有关,我只是…嘿,机器又把电话挂断了不管怎样…知道什么最吓人的吗?如果每个人只有一佃女人适合他呢?我是说如果你得到一个女人,就这样不幸的是,以我的例子来讲是她…得到一个女人你在说什么?〝一个女人〞?那就好像你只吃一种口味的冰淇淋让我告诉你,罗斯还有很多种口味有碎糖口味、饼干口味然复还有香草口味还可以加糖条、果仁或者鲜奶油一起吃!这是你一生中最棒的时刻了!你难道是八岁结婚的?欢迎回到现实里!拿起汤匙!我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴离我的冰箱远点!从她离开我之复,我…怎么啦?你想边吃面条边讲出来?不,这本该在和你第五次约会时才能说出来的噢,所以会有第五次约会罗?会有吗?我觉得会有你要说什么?好”巴自从她离开我之后…我就一直…无法行房天啊,对不起一对不起…一没关系被人吐水应该不是你现在需要的多久了?两年我真高兴你砸了她的手表!那你还希望有第五次约会吗?是的是的,我希望我乔安妮接受查理斯为我的合法丈夫一你是否接受乔安妮…一看吧可是乔安妮爱佳奇!就是这里不同!〝拿起汤匙〞你知道我多久没拿汤匙了吗?〝比利,别逞英雄〞这句话对你有没有意义?是这样的,就算我想…约一个女人出来我该约谁?是不是很不可思议?我以前从来没泡过咖啡一是很不可思议一恭喜你你现在刚好有心情有没有想做个蛋饼之类的东西…不过我还不太饿…一早安一早安一早安一早安,保罗一你好,保罗一嘿,是保罗,对吗?我昨晚才艮开心谢谢你!太成谢你了!一再聊一好的谢谢那不是真正的约会!那你真正的约会都在干什么?一闭嘴,把我的桌子搬回去一好的!好啦,孩子们,我要去工作啦不过如果我不把那些数字输入也不会有什么差别你们都有工作吗?对,我们都有这样我们才有钱买东西对,我是演员一我有见过你的作品吗?一应该没有,大部分是地方性节目等等,除非你看过翻拍的《木偶奇遇记》〝瞧,老木匠,我是个真正的小男孩〞别这样羞辱我没错,对不起我曾经是个小木偶…你今天怎么样?睡得好吗?和巴端谈过吗?我无法停止微笑看得出来,就好像你睡觉时有个衣架在你嘴里我知道,他只是太…你还记得你和托尼多马哥吗?一是的,记得一就好像那样,但有成觉哇,你有麻烦了好,我要醒过来,去工作而且不要整天想着他或者只是站起来去工作一喔,祝我好运!一为什么?我要去找工作之类的事嘿,摩妮卡!嘿,弗兰妮,欢迎回来!佛罗里达怎么样?你跟人上床了,对吧?你怎么知道的一那么,是和谁?一你认识保罗吗?保罗,红酒达人?是的,我认识保罗你认识他就好像我认识他一样?你开玩笑吧?保罗还欠我人情呢在我之前,他两年都无法行房那当然是谎言!为什么?为什么有人会做这样的事情?我想更精确的答案是〝为了和你上床〞是因为我吗?是因为我会散发某种信号吗?只有狗和有成情问题的男人才会成应到?好啦,过来这袒,把你的脚给我我只是以为他是个好人我真不敢相信你不知道那是谎言!猜猜怎么样?一你找到工作啦?一开玩笑吗?我一点经验都没有!我今天被十二个面试员嘲笑而且你还这么高兴你也会高兴的如果你发现名牌皮靴特价…打五折!是呀,你真了解我…这双是〝我不需要工作,我不需要父母我买了新皮靴〞的皮靴!一你用什么付帐的?一信用卡那谁付帐单呢?我爸爸你不能靠你爸爸过一辈子我知道,这就是为什么我要结婚别逼她,第一次独立生活是很困难的一谢谢你一别客气记得我第一次来这个城市我才十四岁我妈妈刚自杀我的继父又进了监狱然后在这袒我不认识任何人然后我和一个在港务局给人擦车窗的…白化病人住在一起最后他也自杀了然后我找到按摩这份工作所以相信我,我完全了解你的威受你想说的话是:〝总之…〞好了,准备好了吗?一还没有一夹。

六人行(老友记)全十季带中英文切换字幕下载地址

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[六人行.第一季][Friends.S01E09][中英双字幕]

[六人行.第一季][Friends.S01E09][中英双字幕]

Terry, I know I haven't worked herevery long......but I was wondering,do you think it would be possible... ...if I got a $ advance on my salary?An advance?It's so that I can spend Thanksgivingwith my family.See, every year, we go skiing in Vail,and normally my father pays for my ticket... ...but I've sort of startedthis whole independent thing, you know... ...which is actually why I took this "job." Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart.You're a terrible, terrible waitress. Really, really awful.Okay, I hear what you're saying.I'm with you.Um...But I'm trying really hard,and I think I'm doing better.I really do.Does anybody need coffee?MAN: Yeah, over here.WOMAN: Yeah, I do.Heh. Look at that.Excuse me, sir?Hi. You come in here all the time. MAN: Uh-huh.- I was just wondering......you think there's a possibilityyou could give me an advance on my tips? Huh? No.RACHEL: Okay, okay. That's fine, fine. Sorry about that spill before. [SIGHS]Only . to go.- Hey. Hey.ROSS & CHANDLER: Hey.Ross, did you know that Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving? What? No, they're not.- Yes, they are. The Blymans invited them. - You're wrong.- I am not wrong.- You're wrong.No, I just talked to them.I'm calling Mom.- Hey, hey.MONICA & CHANDLER: Hey.- Hey.- Coffee.And this from the Cry for Help Department: Are you wearing makeup?Yes, I am.As of today, I am officiallyJoey Tribbiani, actor/model.Thank you.That's funny, I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man/woman.What were you modeling for?You know those postersfor the City Free Clinic?Oh, wow. You're gonna be one of those healthy, healthy, healthy guys?- Ah?- The asthma guy's really cute.- Oh, he is.RACHEL: Isn't he?- You know which one you're gonna be? - No, no.But I hear Lyme disease is open,so, you know...Good luck, man. I hope you get it. Thanks.Well, you were right.How can they do this to us, huh?It's Thanksgiving.Aw. Tell you what.How about if I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps?You know they're not actually supposed to...?I'll work on the lumps.- Joey, you're going home, right?- Yeah.And I assume, Chandler, you're still boycotting all the Pilgrim holidays? Yes, every single one of them. Phoebe, you're gonna bewith your grandma?Yeah, and her boyfriend.But we're celebrating Thanksgivingin December because he's lunar.So you're free Thursday, then?- Yeah. Oh, can I come?- Yeah.Rach, you still thinkingyou're gonna make it to Vail? Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop.- Only $ to go.- I thought it was ..Yeah, well, it was, but I broke a cup. Well, I'm off to Carol's.Ooh, ooh, why don't we invite her? Ooh, ooh, because she's my ex-wife... ...and will probably wannabring her, ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner.[SUSAN CHUCKLES]Hi. Is Carol here?- No, she's at a faculty meeting.- Oh.Well, I just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...- Come in.- Thanks.Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class,and I have to get it back to the museum. What's it look like?Kind of like a big face without skin. Yes, heh, I'm familiar with the concept. - We can just look for it.- Okay.Wow, you guys, heh, sure have a lotof books about being a lesbian.Well, you know,you have to take a course.Otherwise they don't let you do it. Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic. Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.[CHUCKLES]The baby that hasn't been born yet?Uh, wouldn't that mean you're......crazy?What, you don't thinkthey can hear sounds in there?You're not serious.I mean, you really talk to it?Yeah, all the time.I want the baby to know my voice.Do you, uh...? Do you talk about me?- Yeah, yeah. All the time.- Really?But, um, we just refer to you as"Bobo the sperm guy."Look, if she's talking to it, I just thinkI should get some belly time too.I mean, not that I believe any of this. Oh, I believe it.I think the baby can totally hear everything. - Really?- I can show you.This will seem a little weird.But you put your headinside this turkey......and then we'll all talk,and you'll hear everything we say.I'd just like to sayI'm totally behind this experiment.In fact,I'd very much like to butter your head. ROSS: Hey.MONICA: Hey, Rach.- Did you make your money? RACHEL: No, not even close.Forget Vail. Forget seeing my family. Forget shoop, shoop, shoop.Uh, Rach......here's your mail.Thanks. You can just put it on the table. Heh. No.Here's your mail.Thanks. You can just put it on the table. Would you just open it?Oh, my God.- Oh, you guys are great.- Aw. Ha, ha.RACHEL: Aw.- We all chipped in.- We did?- You owe me bucks.Thank you. Thank you so much. Chandler, here you go.Got your traditional holiday feast.Got your tomato soup......your grilled-cheese fixings,and your family-size bag of Funyuns. Wait, this is what you're havingfor Thanksgiving dinner?What is it with you and this holiday? [SIGHS]All right, I'm years old.- Aw.- Aw, I hate this story.We've just finished Thanksgiving dinner.I have... And I remember this part vividly.- A mouthful of pumpkin pie.And this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced. Oh, my God.It's very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse. Hi.- We used to work together.- We did?Yeah, at Macy's.You're the Obsession girl, right?- Yes.- I was the Aramis guy.- Aramis? Aramis? Aramis?- Oh.Yeah, right.I gotta tell you,you're the best in the business.- Get out.JOEY: I'm serious.You're amazing. You know when to spritz. You know when to lay back.Really?You don't know what that means to me. [CHUCKLES]Mm, mm.You smell great tonight.Uh, what are you wearing?Nothing.[BOTH CHUCKLE]Listen, do you wanna go get a drinkor something?Yeah, that would be...- What's wrong?- I just remembered I have to do something. Oh. What?Um...Leave.JOEY:Whoa. Wait, wait, wait.[GASPS][ALL LAUGHING][ROSS CLEARS THROAT][CHANDLER CLEARS THROAT]So I guess you all saw it.- What?- Saw what?No, we're just laughing.You know how laughter can be infectious. [ALL LAUGHING]Hey.Set another place for Thanksgiving.My entire family thinks I have VD. Tonight, on a very special Blossom. MONICA:Mm, looking good. Okay.Cider's mulling, turkey's turking,yams are yamming.What?I don't know.It's just not the samewithout Mom in the kitchen.Ugh. All right, that's it.Get out of my way and stop annoying me. Well, that's closer. That's...I got the ticket, I got the ticket.Five hours from now,shoop, shoop, shoop.Oh, you must stop shooping.Okay, I'm gonna get my stuff. Chandler, will you just come in, already? No, thank you. I prefer to keepa safe distance from all this merriment. Look out. Incoming pumpkin pie. [MIMICS PLANE ZOOMING]Okay, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore. Hey, Monica, I got a question.I don't see any Tater Tots.That's not a question.But my mom always makes them.It's like a tradition.You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a Tot.I mean, it's bad enoughI can't be with my family......because of my disease.All right, fine.Tonight's potatoeswill be both mashed with lumps... ...and in the form of Tots.Yes.All right,I'm off to talk to my unborn child.- Ah.- Okay, Mom never hit.[MIXER WHIRRING]PHOEBE:Okay, all done.What? Phoebe, did you whip the pota...? Ross needs lumps.Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I just...I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions. Why would we do that?Then they'd be just likemy mom used to make it......you know, before she died.Okay, three kinds of potatoes coming up. Okay. Goodbye, you guys.Thanks for everything.Oh, God, look at... Sorry. I'm so sorry.The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has gotten away.- The balloon?- No, no, the actual cartoon character.Of course the balloon.It's all over the news.Before he reached Macy's......he broke free and was spottedflying over Washington Square Park.- I'm going to the roof. Who's with me?- Well, I can't. I gotta go.An -foot inflatable dogloose over the city?- How often does that happen?- Almost never.- Got the keys?- Okay.Any time you're ready.Okay.Okay, here we go.Oh...Okay, where am I talking to here?I mean, uh...Well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but... Just aim for the bump.Okay.Okay, okay.Okay, here goes.You know, I... You know, I can't do this. This is... It's too weird. I feel stupid.All right, so don't do it. It's fine.You don't have to do itjust because Susan does it.Hello, baby. Hello, hello.- That moment when we first sawthe giant dog shadow fall over the park? But did they have to shoot him down?I mean, that was just mean.Okay, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside... ...and juicy on the inside.Why are we standing here?We're waiting for you to open the door. You've got the keys.No, I don't.Yes, you do.When we left, you said, "Got the keys." No, I didn't. I asked, "Got the keys?" No, no, no. You said, "Got the keys." Either of you have the keys?- The oven is on.- Oh, I've gotta get my ticket.- Wait. We have a copy of your key.- Well, then get it, get it!Hey, hey.That tone won't make me go any faster. - Joey.- That one will.ROSS:And everyone's telling me:"You gotta pick a major.You gotta pick a major."So on a dare, I picked paleontology.And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happyyou don't have gills anymore.Look, you don't have to talk to it.You can sing to it.Oh, please.I am not singing to your stomach, okay? - How's it going?ROSS: Shh, shh, shh.[SINGING]Here we comeWalkin' down the streetGet the funniest looks from Everyone we meetHey, hey...- Hey, uh, did you just feel that?- I did.- Well, does it always, uh...?- No, no, that was the first.- Keep singing. Keep singing. ROSS: Oh.[SINGING]Hey, hey, you're my babyAnd I can't wait to meet youWhen you come out I'll buy you a bagel And then we'll go to the zoo [CAROL & SUSAN SHRIEK]I felt it that time.Hey, hey, I'm your daddyI'm the one without any breasts- Nope, not that one.- Can you go any faster with that? Hey, I got one keyholeand about a zillion keys.You do the math.Why do you guys have so many keysin there anyway?For an emergency just like this.All right, listen, smirky.If it wasn't for your stupid balloon... ...I would be on a plane,watching a woman do this right now. But I'm not.I swear you said you had the keys.No. I wouldn't say I had the keysunless I had the keys.And I obviously did not have the keys. Okay, all right, that's it.Enough with the keys. No one say "keys." Why would I have the keys?Aside from the factthat you said you did?- But I didn't.- Well, you should have.MONICA: Why?RACHEL: Because.Why? Because everythingis my responsibility?Isn't it enoughthat I'm making Thanksgiving dinner? Everyone wants a different kind of potato, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. You know, does anybody carewhat kind of potatoes I want?No, no, no!You know, just as long as Phoebegets her peas and onions......and Mario gets his Tots. [SOBBING IN HIGH VOICE]It's my first Thanksgiving, and I...It's all burnt, and I can't...[SOBS]Okay, Monica,only dogs can hear you now, so... Look, the door's open. Here we go. Oh, God.- Ooh.- Oh.Well, the turkey's burnt.Potatoes are ruined.Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are ruined. [SINGING]Here we comeWalkin' down the...[ROSS HUMS]This doesn't smell like Mom's.No, it doesn't, does it?But you wanted lumps, Ross?Well, here you go, buddy. You got one. Oh, God, this is great.The plane is gone,so I guess I'm stuck here with you guys. Hey, we all had better plans, okay? This was nobody's first choice.Oh, really?So why was I busting my ass......to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?!- You call that delicious?- You be quiet![ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]All right, stop it, stop it, stop it! Now, this feels like Thanksgiving. PHOEBE: Ew.- What?PHOEBE: Ugly Naked Guy'staking his turkey out of the oven. JOEY, ROSS & MONICA:Eh.PHOEBE:Oh, my God. He's not alone.Ugly Naked Guy......is having Thanksgiving dinnerwith Ugly Naked Gal.JOEY:I gotta see this.ALL:Aw.All right, Ugly Naked Guy.Ooh, ugly naked dancing.It's nice that he has someone.Shall I carve?By all means.CHANDLER:All right.Okay, who wants light cheeseand who wants dark cheese?I don't even wanna knowabout the dark cheese.- Does anybody wanna split this with me? - Ooh, I will.Mm. You guys have to make a wish.- Make a wish?- Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh. You got the bigger half.What did you wish for?The bigger half.All right, I'd like to propose a toast.- A little toast here. Ding, ding, ding. ALL: Mm.This isn't exactlythe kind of Thanksgiving you planned... ...but for me this has been really great, you know?I think because it didn't involve divorce... ...or projectile vomiting.I was just thinking,if you'd gone to Vail......or if you guys had been with your family, or if you didn't have......syphilis and stuff......we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say......is that I'm very thankfulthat all of your Thanksgivings sucked. RACHEL & JOEY:That's so sweet.RACHEL:Thank you.ROSS:Mm.And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas. And a crappy New Year.ALL:Hear, hear.[English - US - SDH](中央咖啡厅)秦利,我知道我在这袒还没做很久不过我在想可否先…预先给我一百元的薪水?预先?我才能跟我家人一起过成恩节我们每年都会去维尔滑雪场我爸都会帮我买机票由于我已经开始要求独立…也因此我才会来做这梱〝工作〞瑞秋,瑞秋,亲爱的!你是个很糟,很糟,很糟的服务生真的,真的很糟糕我知道你的意思了我赞成你的观点可是我很努力而且我觉得自己已经进步了是真的有人需要咖啡吗?一有,这边一我要你看看片名:六人行(第一季)剧名:超狗跑了主演:珍妮佛安妮斯顿主演:寇妮考克斯主演:丽莎库卓主演:麦特勒布兰主演:马修派端主演:大卫修蒙抱歉,先生?嗨,你常常来我在想你是否可以有可能先预借给我一点小费?不要好,好,没关系的制片:塔德史帝文斯抱歉曾经给你打翻过!只剩九十八块五毛钱了!一埋一埋编剧:杰夫葛林斯坦杰夫史特劳斯罗斯,你知道爸跟妈要去波多黎各过成恩节吗?什么?不,不会的一有,布莱曼家邀请他们去的一你搞错了一我没错一你搞错了不,我才跟他们谈过我要打给妈导演:詹姆斯柏洛斯一理,埋一埋一埋一咖啡这是求救专线的发问你脸上有化妆吗?对,有今天我已是正式的乔伊崔比亚尼,演员兼模特儿谢谢太好玩了,我觉得你比较像乔伊崔比亚尼,男人兼女人你在当哪种模特儿?义诊的海报当平面模特儿所以你要去扮演健康男人的角色?宣传气喘那个人真的很可爱一对啊一可不是吗?一知道你要当哪种宣传大使吗?一不知道不过我听说莱姆病有缺人所以呢…祝你好运,希望你能得到谢了你说对了,他们怎么可以这样?是成.巴节耶!这样子好了我在我那边做晚赛好吗?我会弄得很像妈妈煮的你会做有颗粒的洋芋泥吗?本来就不该有…我会设法弄些颗粒一乔伊,你要回家去对吧?一对钱德,你还在抵制所有清教徒相关的节日?每一个都不放过菲比,你会跟你奶奶过?对,还有她男朋友不过我们的咸恩节是在十二月因为他是过农历的这么说你星期四有空了?一对,哦,我也可以去吗?一可以瑞秋,你要去维尔滑雪?那当然一只差一百零二块钱一不是只剩九十八块五毛吗?对,嗯,是的不过我打破了一个杯子嗯,我要去卡萝家了我们何不也邀她来?因为她是我前妻她会想带着她的同性恋伴侣一起来嗨,卡萝在家吗?不在,她去闲会了我过来拿我的骷髅头哦,不是我的,是…一请进一谢了是卡萝借走的我得把头还给博物馆长什么样子?就像一张没有脸皮的大脸是,这种概念我很熟一我们可以找找看一好哇,你们有很多当女同性恋的书嗯,就是得去上个课不然他们就不让人当了嘿,《乌龟耶尔特》这很经典的其实那本是我念给宝宝听的还没生出来的宝宝?这是否代表你…疯了?你不相信他们在里面听得到声音?你不是认真的吧?你真的跟胎儿说话?对,常常我要宝宝认得我的声音那你…你有提到我吗?有,常提真的?不过,我们都是称你为〝捐精子的泡泡先生〞如果她有对胎儿说话,我想我也要争取一点肚皮时问并非我相信这一套我信,我想宝宝可以听到所有的声音一真的?一我可以证明给你看也许有点怪不过只要你把头放到这只火鸡里面然后我们大家都来说话你就可以听到我们说的话我想表达我对这项实验的支持事实上,我很愿意为你的头抹油一埋一瑞秋一你赚到钱了吗?一没,差远了忘了维尔忘了见我家人的事忘了…瑞秋你的信谢了,你可以放在桌上这是你的信!谢了,放在桌上就好!你打开就对了!哦,我的天!你们太棒了!我们全都有捐一有吗?一你欠我二十块谢谢,谢谢大家钱德,你的传统节日大餐准备好了蕃茄汤香烤起司配菜还有家庭号的洋葱圈这是你的威恩节晚餐?你跟这个节日有什么仇?当时我九岁我好恨这个故事!我们才吃完丰富的感恩节大餐我嘴里…我记得的很清楚还塞满南瓜派然后我父母就告诉我他们要离婚了哦,我的天!一旦你尝过完全相反的滋味就很难去享受成恩节大餐一我们以前一起工作过一有吗?对,在梅西百货的时候你就是迷惑香水女孩,对吧?一对一我就是〝雅男仕〞香水那个雅男仕…对,是你!我跟你说你是香水这一行最棒的人一别开玩笑了一我说真的你很厉害!你就懂何时该喷何时该柱后退真的?你不晓得这话对我而言多么有意义你今夜闻起来真香你身上的是什么?我身上什么也没听着,你要不要去喝一杯?好,我非常愿…一怎么了?一突然想到我另外还有事什么事?得离开了等一下…(.马利欧没告诉你的事…)(性病:你永远不晓得谁可能染有性病)我猜大家全都看过了一什么?一看过什么?不,我们只是在笑,你也知道笑声是会传染的埋只好找另一个过节的地方了整家人都以为我得了性病今夜的特别节目看起来不错吃!好!苹果汁在滚、火鸡在烤山芋香喷喷…干嘛?不晓得反正妈不在厨房成觉就不一样够了,滚出去,别来烦我!哦,这就有点像了我买到机票了!再过五小时就可以…哦,你不能再咻下去了好,我要去收拾行李了钱德,你要进来吗?不了,我宁可跟这些快乐的活动保持安全距离小心!南瓜派来了!你以前来这一套我们都会笑但这可不好笑摩妮卡,我有一个问题我没看到薯球这不叫问题我妈都会做,那是传统又子上面一定要有一月火鸡肉一点蔓越橘酱再加一颗薯球啊我是说,由于我的疾病害我不能跟家人相聚已经很·惨了好,可以今晚的马铃薯有做成泥的、有颗粒还有做成薯球的好耶好,我要去跟我未出世的孩子谈谈好,妈就不会打人好,全好了菲比你有把.马铃薯打成…?罗斯要留一些颗粒哦,我很抱歉,我只有…我还以为我们要弄成泥然后再加进一些豆子和洋葱为什么要加?因为我妈死前都是那样做的好,给你们三种不同风味的马铃薯好,再见了,大家谢谢大家哦,天,你们看…对不起,很抱歉不可思议的事件发生了超狗跑了一气球超狗?一不,不,是真的卡通超狗当然是指气球新闻全都在报导在它抵达梅西百货之前它松脱了,被人发现就要飘过华盛顿广场公园上空一我要到屋顶上去看,谁要跟我去?一我不行,我得走了一只八十英吸的大狗飘过城市?一这种事能有几回?一几乎没机会一钥匙拿了吗?一好“巴随时可以开始好好,开始了好,我要对着哪里说?我的意思是…有个管道似乎是有听觉上的优势不过呢…对着隆起的部位就可以了好好,好好,开始你知道吗?我没办法这太…太诡异了我觉得很蠢没关系的,那就不要做别因为苏珊这么做你就非得也来一下哈罗,宝宝,哈罗,哈罗我们眼看着超狗的影子往公园坠的那种成觉他们干嘛非得把它打下来?真的很残酷现在火鸡应该是外脆…内多汁了我们干嘛还站在这袒?我们在等你开门你有拿钥匙不,我没有有,你有,我们要出门时你说〝钥匙拿了〞不,我没有我是问〝钥匙拿了吗?〞不,不,不你是说〝钥匙拿了〞你们谁有钥匙吗?一炉子还开着一我得拿我的机票一等一下,我们有你们的备用钥匙一快去拿这种口气也不能让我快一点一乔伊一这倒可以大家都对我说〝你得桃一门主修的〞所以我就鼓起勇气中匕了古生物学你根本不晓得我在说什么面对现实吧,你只是一个胎儿你只会很开心你没有腮了你不用一直对他说话你可以用唱的…拜托,我才不要对着你的肚子唱歌可以吗?还顺利吗?一嘿,你有感觉到吗?一有一直都有…?一不,这是第一次继续唱,继续唱嘿,嘿,你是我的宝宝我等不及要见到你等你出来了,我要给你买个贝果然复再一起去动物园这次我有感觉到嘿,嘿,我是你的爹地我是那个没有胸部的爹地一不是那支一你们可以快一点吗?只有一个钥匙洞却有一大堆钥匙你自己想想你们干嘛保存一大堆钥匙?就是为了应付这类紧急状况听着,你这嘻皮笑脸的要不是因为你的笨气球我早就上飞机看着一个女人这样比了可是我没有你说你有钥匙的不,我没有我没钥匙就不会说我有我显然的没有钥匙够了,不要再说钥匙了统统不准说钥匙我怎么可能会有钥匙?因为你说你有一我没说一你应该有一为什么?为什么?一因为…为什么?因为一切都是我的责任吗?我都负责煮晚饭了还不够?大家都要不一样的马铃薯所以我就全做了可是有谁在乎我要哪种.马铃薯?没有,没有,没有只要菲比有她的豆子跟洋葱马利欧先生有薯球…这是我的第一个成恩节晚餐,我…全都搞焦了,我没能…摩妮卡,现在只有狗听懂你的话你看,门开了,我们进去了不…哦,火鸡烤焦了!马铃薯毁了、马铃薯毁了马铃薯毁了这味道不像妈的厨房是不像,对吧?你要有颗粒的?给你,兄弟,这就是你的颗粒天,这下可好飞机跑了我想我只好跟你们卡在这里了嘿,我们都有较好的计划这又不是大家的首选哦,真的吗?那我干嘛忙得要死想弄出一顿美味的大餐?一这叫美味吗?一给我闭嘴!别吵了,别吵了,别吵了!这样子威觉才像成恩节干嘛?丑陋的裸男从烤箱里把他的火鸡拿出来了哦,我的天,他有人陪丑陋的裸男…跟丑陋的裸女共享成,恩大餐这我得瞧瞧丑陋的裸男,好家伙丑陋的裸舞他有伴真的很好我可以开始切了吗?请便好谁要白起司谁要黑起司的?我根本不想问什么叫黑起司一有人要分吃这块吗?一我要你们得许愿才行一许愿?一得了,你们是知道的,就成恩节啊你抢到比较大块的你刚才许什么愿?就…要比较大块的好,我想举杯庆祝举杯了我知道这也许不是你们大家想要的成恩节可是对我来说今天的成恩节真的很棒我想这是因为今天没有人离婚也没有人大吐特吐如果你去维尔滑雪或你们去跟家人相聚或者要不是你得到…梅毒或什么的我们就不可能在此相聚我想我真正想说的是…我很成,恩你们大家的成恩节全毁了太成人了谢谢也预祝圣诞节很糟以及更糟的新年佳节一干杯一干杯(有膀胱失控的问题?) (不要再殴妻)(痔疮?)(三次东尼奖得主)。

Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季第九集

Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季第九集
PHOEBE:I can see that. A plate of brownies once told me a limerick.
CHANDLER:Phoebs, let me ask you something, were, were these, uh, funny brownies?
PHOEBE:Not especially. But you know what, I think they had pot in them.
[Scene:Phoebe's grandmother's place. Phoebe's grandmother is sitting at the table, reading the obituaries, and crossing out names in the phonebook.]
GRANDMOTHER:Esther Livingston. [scratches out name] Gone.
GUNTHER:Yeah.
ROSS:Here, go nuts. [gives him the Slinky and goes and sits with others at the couches]
ROSS:Hey guys.
CHANDLER, MONICA, and
JOEY:Hey.
CHANDLER:What's in the bag?
ROSS:So you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?
RACHEL:Uhh, the mailman, the super.
[There's a bang at the door.]

老友记中英word字幕Friends.S01E03

老友记中英word字幕Friends.S01E03
129>>- Do you all promise? - We promise.
130>>We'll be good.
131>>Chandler,do you promise to be good?
132>>You can come in,but your filter-tip buddy stays outside!
1>>- Hi,guys. - Hey,Phoebe.
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2>>- How did it go? - Not so good.
3>>He walked me home and said, "Let's do this again."
4>>He said,"Let's do this again." That's good,right?
124>>- if they never get to meet the guy. - I know.
125>>- Can't I whimper a little bit? - Whimper.
126>>Okay,I'm done.
127>>Let it go,Ross.
128>>You didn't know Chi-Chi.
28>>Warden,in five minutes my pain will be over.
29>>But you'll live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die.

《老友记(六人行)》

《老友记(六人行)》

《⽼友记(六⼈⾏)》 I ll be there for you 歌词翻译送给我的朋友们!I 'll be there for youSo no one told you life was gonna be this way [four claps]没⼈告诉你⽣活会是这样Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. (dead on arrival)你滑稽的⼯作,你的差劲,你半途⽽废的爱情It's like you're always stuck in second gear就像开车的时候卡在⼆档,⽆法迅速前⾏When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year当这⼀天、这⼀周、这⼀个⽉,甚⾄是这⼀年你都是这样的背兴!------------CHORUS:(合唱)----------but I'll be there for you但我会在你的⾝边陪着你(When the rain starts to pour)(当⼤⾬倾泻的时候)I'll be there for you我会在你的⾝边⽀持你(Like I've been there before)(就像我⼀直做的那样)I'll be there for you我会在你的⾝边陪伴你('Cause you're there for me too)(因为你也在我的⾝边陪着我)You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight⼯作本该在早上8点开始,但10点了你还在睡~You've burned your breakfast; so far, things are going great除了烧焦了你的早餐,⼀切都还很完美Your mother warned you there'd be days like these你妈妈警告过你,⽣活有时候会像这样不如意But she didn't tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees但她没告诉你当你⼼灰意冷的时候,我会在你的⾝边陪着你!CHORUS(合唱)No one could ever know me, no one could ever see me没有⼈可以了解我,没有⼈可以看透我Seems you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me似乎只有你知道我该是什么样的⼈Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with你是和我⼀起⾯对明天,⼀起打发时间Someone I'll always laugh with⼀起纵情欢笑的⼈。

Friends老友记六人行全十季中英word学习字幕Friends.S07E10

Friends老友记六人行全十季中英word学习字幕Friends.S07E10

52en.me提醒:版权归原字幕组所有,仅供学习交流使用,严禁用于商业用途1>Bye-bye.2>I just got reservations at Michelle's...3>and tickets to The Music Man to celebrate...4>our first holiday as a betrothed couple.5>-"Betrothed." -Betrothed couple.6>-Hi. -Hi.7>Phoebe?8>Skull?9>Yeah, it's my mom's.10>Oh, my God!11>No, no, no. It's not my mom.12>It belonged to my mom.13>She used to put it out every Christmas...14>to remind us that even though it's Christmas, people still die.15>And you can put candy in it.16>Licorice?17>Sure.18>-I get Ben for the holidays this year. -That's great!19>-Are you gonna dress up as Santa? -Nope.20>I know Susan does every year.21>I want to take this year to teach him about Hanukkah.22>And maybe I could teach Ben...23>about the Christmas skull and how people die.24>You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.25>.26>-Did you know he was in there? -No.27>-How long have we been home? -About half an hour.28>Lovely.29>The One With The Holiday Armadillo30>You know what I was thinking? When we get married, will you...31>change your name to "Bing"?32>No.33>Why not?34>Bing's weird.35>Oh, hey, you guys.36>My landlord just called. My apartment's gonna be ready soon.37>I guess I'll be moving out.38>Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you.39>Yes, you will be very sad.40>-I gotta go tell Rachel the good news. -You'll be living together again?41>-Why not? -She's having so much fun with Joey... 52en.me提醒:版权归原字幕组所有,仅供学习交流使用,严禁用于商业用途1>再见2>我在米雪餐厅订好位子了…3>还有《音乐人》的票来庆祝…4>我们成为订婚夫妻后第一个正式的节日5>-“订婚” -订婚夫妻6>-嘿! -嗨!7>菲比?8>骷髅头?9>是啊,是我妈的10>我的天!11>不,不,不,不是我妈12>是属于我妈的13>她以前每次耶诞节都会拿出来…14>要我们记得即使是耶诞节人还是会死的15>可以放糖果在里面16>吃糖?17>好啊18>-今年班和我一起过节 -太好了!19>-你要扮成耶诞老公公吗? -不20>我知道苏珊每年都这么做…21>可是今年我想教他了解光明节22>也许我能教班…23>有关耶诞骷髅头和人怎么死亡24>你可以在今年教班认识菲比25>嘿26>-你知道他在里面吗? -不知道27>-我们回来多久了? -大概半小时28>好极了29>本集播出:佳节犰狳30>你知道我在想什么?我们结婚后,你要不要…31>改挂夫姓“宾”?32>不要33>为什么不?34>“宾”很奇怪35>你们好36>猜猜怎么着,我房东刚通知我我的房子快好了37>我很快就会搬出去了38>菲比,我会想念你的39>是啊,你会很伤心40>-我要告诉瑞秋这个好消息 -你们要再一起住?41>-是啊,为什么不? -她和乔伊住得很开心…42>I assumed she'd still be living with him.43>Why do you think she's having so much fun?44>No reason, except she...45>told me.46>She said she didn't want to live with me?47>No. No, she didn't say that.48>I think you should talk to Monica now.49>Phoebe, I'm sure she wants to live with you.50>You're absolutely sure?51>No, but I'll bet she probably does.52>Oh, probably?53>I don't like that word.54>I know what "probably" really means. Yeah, yeah.55>"Oh, your mom probably won't kill herself."56>I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging my hopes...57>of Rachel and I living together on "probably."58>You gotta take care of yourself in this world.59>History teaches us nothing.60>Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it?61>You're home.62>Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas?63>-Drums? -No, drums!64>Could we get two burritos to go, please?65>I'm sorry. But not that sorry, you don't have to live with it.66>We have a reservation under Bing.67>Okay, we'll have a table for you in about 45 minutes.68>45 minutes? We have tickets to The Music Man at 8.69>I'm sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir.70>Is this because of the burrito thing?71>-You need to give him money. -Give him money? It was a joke!72>To get a table. Places like this are always shaking you down.73>-Everybody wants a payoff. -All right, calm down, O'Malley.74>-I'll slip him some money. -But you've got to be smooth.75>Hey, I can be smooth.76>We're in a hurry. If you could get us a table...77>a bit quicker, I'd appreciate it.78>-Of course, sir. -Okay.79>-How'd it go? -Had the money in the wrong hand.80>You don't feel...81>-Like you're gonna throw up? -No.82>Well, I do. So let's...83>So, Ben, you...84>You know what holiday is coming up?85>Christmas. 42>我以为她还会继续和他住在一起43>为什么你认为她和乔伊住得很开心?44>没为什么,只是...45>她这么说46>真的?她说她不要和我住?47>没有,她没这么说48>我想你该和摩妮卡说话了49>菲比,别担心我确定她想和你住的50>你确定?你很肯定?51>不,我打赌她大概会52>大概?53>我不喜欢这个字54>我知道“大概”真正的意思是啊,是啊55>“你妈大概不会自杀”56>对不起,我不要把我和瑞秋…57>住在一起的希望寄托在“大概”上面58>人在这世上要自己照顾自己59>历史教训完全没用60>“宾”现在不是那么奇怪了吧?61>太好了,你在家62>猜猜菲比送我什么耶诞礼物63>-鼓? -不,鼓!64>请给我们两个墨西哥卷外带65>抱歉,不过没那么抱歉因为你不用和他在一起生活66>我们用钱德宾的名字订了位子67>好的,大约再45分钟68>45分钟?《音乐人》的票是8点的69>抱歉,耶诞节是最忙的时候70>这是因为墨西哥卷的玩笑吗?71>-要给他钱 -给他钱?那只是个玩笑!72>不,为了我们的位子这种地方都是死要钱的73>-每个人都要小费 -好,镇静下来74>-我会塞钱给他 -可是要不着痕迹75>嘿,我可以不着痕迹76>我们有点赶时间如果可以让我们早一点…77>排到位子,我会很感激78>-当然,先生 -好79>-怎么样? -钱在另一只手里80>你会不会…81>-想吐? -不会82>我会,我们…83>班,你…84>你知道快过节了,对不对?86>Yeah, and you know what other holiday is coming up?87>Christmas Eve.88>Yes, but also...89>Hanukkah!90>See, you're part Jewish and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday.91>Santa has reindeers that can fly.92>Right, but on Hanukkah..93>Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle.94>Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees.95>Okay, that's right. Yes...96>but on Hanukkah, we sing:97>Okay, it's not a contest.98>When is Santa coming?99>How about this year, instead of Santa...100>we have fun celebrating Hanukkah?101>No Santa?102>Was I bad?103>No, no, no, you weren't bad. You've been very good, Ben. 104>-Santa's mad at me. -No, hey, hey, come on.105>Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay?106>You're his favorite little guy.107>So Santa's coming?108>Yes!109>Santa's coming.110>It's easy. Just keep it casual.111>Shake his hand and give him the money.112>-How do you know so much about this? -I don't know.113>Richard used to do it, didn't he?114>We'd be eating our soup right now.115>Mustached bastard.116>Those people just left. Come on. Quick, give him the money. 117>Excuse me.118>.119>So you like the drums.120>That's great.121>I was worried that they would create maybe...122>an unbearable living situation.123>But, okay, well, apparently not. So, yay!124>Hey, we already learned a song.125>Ready? One, two, three, four.126>Tequila!更多字幕www.52en.me qq3550672899127>That's fun.128>Here you go. 85>耶诞节86>对,你知道另一个节日也要到了?87>耶诞夜88>对,但…89>光明节也是!90>你是一半犹太人光明节是犹太人的节日91>耶诞老公公有会飞的縻鹿92>对,但在光明节…93>光明节是庆祝一个奇迹94>很多年前,有一群人叫做犸加伯人95>好,对,是的…96>但在光明节,我们唱的是:97>好,这不是比赛98>耶诞老公公什么时候来?99>这样好不好,今年我们不要耶诞老公公…100>我们来庆祝光明节?101>没有耶诞老公公?102>我不乖吗?103>不,不,你没有不乖你今年很乖,班104>-耶诞老公公生我的气 -不是,嘿,嘿105>班,耶诞老公公没有生你的气,好吗?106>你是他最喜欢的小孩107>耶诞老公公会来啰?108>对!109>耶诞老公公会来110>很简单,保持轻松111>说句好话,和他握手,塞钱给他112>-你怎么这么了解? -我不知道113>理查以前常这么做,是不是?114>我们现在可能已经在喝汤了115>可恶的小胡子116>这些人刚走,快,给他钱117>对不起118>我们赶时间,可不可以…?119>你喜欢鼓120>真好121>我本来还担心它们会造成…122>无法忍耐的居住状况123>好吧,看来没有,好!124>菲比,我们学会了一首歌125>准备好了?1,2,3,4更多字幕www.52en.me qq3550672899126>塔奇拉!127>真好玩129>Thank you, Gunther. Put her there.130>Definitely not easier with coins.131>-Thank you. -Thank you.132>Hey, Phoebe.133>Here. Now I only owe you $49.50.134>Hey, Phoebe...135>if you want to get Joey a gift that disrupts the entire building... 136>why not something more subtle...137>Like a wrecking ball...138>or a vial of small pox to release in the hallway?139>It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes...140>Joey throws his sticks in the air...141>and I have to hear: "Oh, my eye! Oh, God, my eye!"142>-I mean, it's so annoying. -Yes, thank you.143>You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.144>You got Joey drums to annoy Rachel...145>so she wouldn't want to live there anymore?146>Maybe on some level.147>You could just not throw the sticks up in the air.148>What is rock 'n' roll about that?149>Hey, Joey, I got you another present.150>Hold it! Before you tell me what it is...151>Okay, what is it?152>It's a...153>tarantula!154>God, Rachel, I'm sorry. What was I thinking...155>giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider...156>in such a poorly constructed cage?157>What are you talking about? I love them.158>I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it died because my cat ate it.159>And then my cat died.160>But, Joey, isn't this cool?161>Is it on me? I feel like it's on me. I got..162>Oh, isn't that adorable?163>Joey is afraid of the tarantula.164>He's so adorable.165>He's so much fun.166>I'm glad you're having so much fun here.167>Wait a minute.168>What's the matter?169>Our apartment is ready.170>And that makes you angry because...? 128>来了129>谢谢,阿甘,放在这里130>用铜板没有更容易些131>-谢谢 -谢谢132>-菲比 -嘿133>给你,现在我欠你49块半134>菲比…135>如果你要送乔伊毁掉整栋楼的耶诞礼物…136>何不送更微妙一点的…137>像是铁锤…138>或是天花病毒散播在走廊上?139>不只是鼓的声音,每5分钟…140>乔伊把鼓棒丢到空中…141>然后我就会听到:“我的眼睛!我的眼睛!”142>-烦死人了 -谢谢你143>你看,这是正常人对鼓的反应144>菲比,你送乔伊鼓是为了烦瑞秋…145>让她不想继续住在那里?146>可能有一点147>乔伊,你知道你不用丢鼓棒的148>那怎么能算是摇滚乐呢?149>乔伊,送你另一个礼物150>等一下!先不要告诉我是什么…151>是什么?152>是一只…153>毒蜘蛛!154>瑞秋,抱歉,我在想什么…155>送乔伊这么一个恶心的,可怕的蜘蛛…156>还用这么一个松散的笼子?157>你在说什么?我喜欢它158>我小时候就有一只后来我的猫咪吃掉了它159>然后猫咪死了160>乔伊,这不是很酷吗?161>在我身上吗?我觉得它在我身上,我…162>不是很可爱吗?163>乔伊怕蜘蛛164>他好可爱呦165>老天,他很好玩166>乔伊是最棒的很高兴你在这里住得很开心167>等一下168>怎么回事?169>我们的房子好了170>你不高兴因为…?171>因为你比较想和乔伊住在这里171>Because you'd rather live here with Joey.172>-Where did you get that? -Monica and Chandler...173>said you were having so much fun here...174>and apparently no amount of drums or tarantula is gonna change that.175>Did you get all this stuff for Joey...176>to try to drive me out of the apartment?177>You might as well have gotten him a fish.178>You know how fish freak me out.179>Fish.180>But it wouldn't have mattered. We're gonna live together. 181>We're roommates. That's the deal.182>Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me.183>But if you're having so much fun over here..184>It's so much more fun with you.185>-We did have fun, didn't we? -We did.186>They say, if we want, we could see it tonight.187>-I would love to. -Yay, okay!188>-Good, good, good. -Great. All right. Good.189>And Monica asked me to make the drumming stop.190>Done.191>.192>Hello, sir. You here to return those pants?193>No, these are my pants.194>Okay.195>-How can I help you? -Do you have a Santa outfit left?196>Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.197>Okay, look. Do you have anything Christmas-y?198>I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him. 199>Come on, you gotta have something.200>I'm the Holiday Armadillo!201>I'm a friend of Santa's...202>and he sent me here to wish you...203>a merry Christmas!204>What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?205>Santa was unavailable...206>so close to Christmas.207>Come in, have a seat.208>You must be exhausted, coming all the way from Texas. 209>-Texas? -That's right, Ben.210>I'm Santa's representative...211>for all the Southern states.212>And Mexico!213>But Santa sent me here... 172>-你为什么这么想? -摩妮卡和钱德…173>说你和乔伊住得很开心…174>而且不管是鼓还是毒蜘蛛都不会改变这点175>菲比,你送乔伊这些东西…176>是要让我不想住在这里?177>你还不如送他一条鱼178>你知道我有多怕鱼179>鱼180>这些都不重要,我们会一起住的181>我们是室友,讲好的182>对,可是我希望你想和我一起住183>可是如果你在这里住得这么开心…184>和你在一起更开心185>-我们住一起时很开心,是不? -对啊,好玩得不得了186>他们说如果要的话,今晚可以去看187>-好啊 -好,好!188>-好,好 -好189>摩妮卡要我停止鼓声190>好了191>(万圣节探险,面具大师)192>你好,要退还那件裤子吗?193>不,这是我的裤子194>是195>-需要什么? -还有没有耶诞老公公衣服?196>耶诞节前两天?抱歉197>好吧,有没有什么比较算是耶诞节的?198>我答应了我儿子,不想让他失望199>你们一定有的200>我是佳节犰狳!201>我是耶诞老公公的朋友…202>他要我来祝你…203>耶诞快乐!204>耶诞老公公怎么了,佳节犰狳?205>耶诞老公公没有空…206>在这么接近耶诞节的时候207>请进,请坐208>你一定累坏了,大老远从德州跑来209>-德州? -对,班210>我是耶诞老公公的…211>西南州代表212>还有墨西哥!213>耶诞老公公要我来这里…214>送礼物给你214>to give you these presents, Ben.215>Maybe the lady will help me with these presents.216>Wow, thanks!217>You're welcome, Ben.218>Merry Christmas.219>And happy Hanukkah!220>Are you for Hanukkah too? Because I'm part Jewish.221>You are? Me too.222>Because armadillos also wandered in the desert?223>You want to wander in the hall?224>Hey, Ben!225>What if the Holiday Armadillo...226>told you all about the Festival of Lights?227>Cool!228>Come on, Ben.229>Years and years ago...230>there were these people called...231>-the Maccabees! -Ho, ho, ho!232>Merry Christmas!233>Santa!234>What are you doing here, Santa?235>Well, I'm here to see my old buddy, Ben.236>What are you doing here...237>Weird Turtle Man?238>I'm the Holiday Armadillo...239>your part-Jewish friend.240>You sent me here to give Ben some presents.241>Remember?242>What?243>Did you bring me any presents, Santa?244>You bet I did, Ben.245>Put her there.246>Well, it would have worked this time if his hands weren't so damn small.247>Ho, ho, ho!248>Ben, come open more gifts.249>The armadillo and I will have a talk in the kitchen.250>There's a sentence I never thought I'd say.251>What are you doing?252>You said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume...更多字幕www.52en.me qq3550672899253>so I borrowed one from a guy at work.254>Thank you, but you gotta leave.255>-Why? -Because... 215>这位小姐可以帮我拿礼物216>谢谢!217>不客气,班218>耶诞快乐219>光明节快乐!220>你也为光明节而来吗?因为我是一半犹太人221>你是?我也是222>因为犰狳也在沙漠里晃荡?223>你想在走廊晃荡吗?224>班!225>佳节犰狳…226>跟你说光之节的故事好吗?227>酷!228>来,班229>很多年以前…230>有一群人,叫做…231>-犸加伯人! -呵!呵!呵!232>耶诞快乐!233>-耶诞老公公! -嘿!234>你来干什么,耶诞老公公?235>我来看我的老朋友班236>你在这儿干什么…237>怪乌龟人?238>我是佳节犰狳…239>你的半犹太人朋友240>你要我来送礼物给班241>记得吗?242>什么?243>耶诞老公公,你有带礼物给我吗?244>当然有,班245>放在这里246>如果不是他的手太小,会成功的247>呵!呵!呵!248>班,来开礼物249>耶诞老公公,佳节犰狳和我要在厨房谈一谈250>我绝对想不到会说出这句话251>你在干什么?更多字幕www.52en.me qq3550672899252>你告诉每个人说你找不到耶诞老公公衣服…253>所以我向同事借了一件254>谢谢,你必须离开255>-为什么? -因为…256>我终于让他对光明节有兴趣…257>而你正在破坏256>I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah...257>and you're wrecking it.258>But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowlful of jelly.259>I'm sorry, Chandler, but this is really important to me.260>Fine, I'll give the suit back.261>Hey, you think you can keep it another night?262>Santa, really?263>Yeah, is that okay?264>Did your dad ever dress up like Santa?265>-No. -Then it's okay!266>Okay, Ben. Santa has to go.267>Say goodbye.268>No, why does he have to go?269>Because if Santa and the Holiday...270>Armadillo...271>are ever in the same room for too long...272>the universe will implode!273>Merry Christmas!274>No, why can't the armadillo leave? I want Santa.275>Fine, I give up. Santa..276>Santa can stay!277>Well, I'll stay...278>but only because I want to hear about Hanukkah.279>Ben, will you sit here with Santa...280>and learn about Hanukkah?281>Okay, Santa.282>-Thank you. -You're welcome.283>All right, it's time...284>for the story of Hanukkah.285>Years and years ago...286>there were these people called the Maccabees!287>Merry Christmas!288>Oh, wow, look at this place!289>Oh, this is terrible.290>They've made so many changes...291>I can't even feel my grandmother's presence anymore.292>Oh, new sconces!293>-Oh, my God! -What?294>Remember how you told me your grandmother put up that wall... 295>-to make that into two bedrooms? -Yeah.296>And that the landlord might find out...297>-and then tear it down? -Yeah?298>Do you really not know where I'm going?299>It left. It's one huge room. 258>可是我还没摇我的胜子呢259>抱歉,钱德,这对我很重要260>好,我去还这件衣服261>你可以再多借一晚吗?262>耶诞老公公?真的?263>是啊,可以吗?264>你爸有扮过耶诞老公公吗?265>-没有 -那就可以!266>班,耶诞老公公要走了267>说再见268>不要,他为什么要走?269>因为耶诞老公公和佳节…270>犰狳…271>如果在同一个房子里太久…272>宇宙会爆炸!273>耶诞快乐!274>不要,为什么不是犰狳走呢?我要耶诞老公公275>好,我放弃,耶诞老公公…276>耶诞老公公可以留下来!277>我留下来…278>因为我想听光明节的故事279>班,你要不要和耶诞老公公…280>一起坐下来听光明节的故事?281>好的282>-谢谢 -不客气283>好,来听…284>光明节的故事285>很多年以前…286>有一群人叫犸加伯人!287>耶诞快乐!288>看看这地方!289>真糟糕290>他们改了很多…291>我感受不到我祖母的存在292>新的烛台!293>-我的天! -怎么?294>记得你告诉我你祖母要做一道墙…295>-来隔成两间房? -对296>房东可能会发现…297>-把它拆了? -对?298>你真的不知道我说这些的原因?299>墙没有了,是一间大房间300>哦,不!300>Oh, no!301>Wow!302>See?303>I guess we'll have to put the wall back up.304>-You can't, with the new skylight. -There's a skylight? 305>Wow!306>So should we start looking for a new place?307>You know, I'm sensing...308>that my grandmother would not be comfortable with that. 309>Oh, yeah?310>Starting to feel her again there, are we?311>-A little bit. Yeah. -Yeah.312>Is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?313>You heard it too? You have the gift.314>Phoebe, it's okay.315>I like living with Joey.316>-Are you sure? -Please. I hate packing...317>it's closer to work.318>And we do have fun.319>Although, I'm really gonna miss living with you.320>-Oh, me too. -I know.321>Did you hear that?322>I'm getting something from your grandmother.323>She said since you get to keep the one-bedroom apartment... 324>you should give Rachel the purple chair.325>No, I do not hear that.326>And the miracle was that that little bit of oil...327>that should have lasted just one day, burned for....328>-Eight whole days. -That's right.329>And that's why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end. 330>-Awesome. -Yeah.331>My favorite part...332>was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt.333>The armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part. 334>Okay, Ben, it's time to light...335>the Hanukkah candles!336>.337>Wow! Looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here. 338>Come on, come on. We're lighting the candles.339>I understand why Superman is here...340>but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny's funeral? 341>-You get it? -I got it.342>Back in the cage? 301>哇!302>看到了?303>我们必须要把墙弄回来304>-不行,因为新的天窗 -有天窗?305>哇!306>我们该怎么办?要开始找新地方吗?307>我感到…308>我祖母可能不喜欢那样309>是吗?310>又能感觉到她了,是吗?311>-有一点,对 -是312>菲比,你祖母是不是说你应该一个人住这里?313>你也听见了?你有天份314>菲比,没关系315>我喜欢和乔伊住316>-你确定吗? -拜托,我讨厌打包…317>那里离公司比较近318>我们在一起很开心319>虽然我真的会想念和你住在一起320>-我也是 -我知道321>等一下,你有没有听到?322>听,我听到你祖母说话323>她说既然你要一个人住这里…324>你该把那把紫色椅子给瑞秋325>没有,我没有听到326>奇迹在于那一点点的油…327>应该只够烧一天的,却烧了…328>-整整8天 -对329>这就是为什么我们今天庆祝光明节,故事完结330>-好棒 -是啊331>我最喜欢的部份…332>是超人救出全埃及的犹太人333>犰狳不是那么喜欢那部份334>班,该来点…335>光明节蜡烛!336>嘿337>哇!好像是复活节兔子的葬礼338>来,来,我们要点蜡烛339>我了解为什么超人在这里…340>但为什么有豪猪参加复活节兔子的葬礼?341>-你弄好了吗? -弄好了342>它进笼子了没?。

高清《老友记》Fiends 六人行(第8季)中英文对照剧本

高清《老友记》Fiends 六人行(第8季)中英文对照剧本

《老友记》中英文对照剧本第八季英语学习利器801 The One After "I Do"801 The One After "I Do"[Scene: The Wedding Hall, Monica and Chandler have just said "I do," and the photographer is taking the required pictures. First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey.]Photographer: Great. (Takes a picture.) Great! Just give me a sec to change film.Monica: Okay.Ross: (To Monica) Okay, I know I’m not supposed to know, but I do. And I’m so excited for you!Joey: What? What’s going on?Ross: Monica’s pregnant!Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?! Monica: Guys! I’m not pregnant.Joey: Ah. (To Chandler) Slow swimmers? (Chandler looks at him.) Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-you’re not pregnant? Monica: You didn’t tell anybody I was did you?!Ross: No! (Pause) I’ll be right back. (Exits.) 801 在说了"我愿意"之后很好很好! 给我一点时间换胶卷Okay, 我知道我本不应该知道这事.但是我还是知道了,我真替你感到高兴什么……发生了什么事?Monica怀孕了!噢,我的天啊!你们是不是因为这个才结婚的?伙计们,我没有怀孕Huh,游得太慢?(指Chandle的精子^_^)什么?!你说什么?你~你~ 你没有怀孕?你还没有告诉其他人我怀孕了吧?还没有我一会儿就回来Photographer: Now why don’t we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier.Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.Joey: I can’t! I-I don’t have any other clothes here.Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesn’t say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.) Photographer: Well then why don’t we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids.Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you weren’t pregnant? Monica: Because I’m not.Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if you’re not pregnant—(She sees Rachel shaking her head)—It’s because I am.(Flash, the photographer takes a picture of Monica and Chandler’s stunned faces.)Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?Monica: What are you talking about?Phoebe: Yes, I…I am with child. (Flash) And I didn’t want to say anything because it’s your day; I didn’t want to steal your thunder. Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?! Chandler: Who’s the father?Monica: Yeah!Phoebe: I can’t say.Monica: Why?!Chandler: Why not?Phoebe: I can’t say because he’s famous.Rachel: Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.)Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.Phoebe: Okay, okay. It’s James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby.Chandler: As in Barbara Streisand’s husband James Brolin? Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me!Opening Credits[Scene: The Wedding Hall, continued from earlier.] Photographer: Why don’t we have Monica step away and we’ll get Chandler and the bridemaids.Phoebe: How about just the bridemaids?Chandler: Y’know I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.Phoebe: It is.Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.)Phoebe: Oh my God!Rachel: Oh, thank you for doing that. I just can’t deal with this just quite yet.Phoebe: So instead you told me Monica was pregnant.Rachel: You said that she was, I just didn’t disagree with you. Phoebe: Sneaky.Rachel: Oh yeah.Photographer: Smile ladies. 现在, 为什么不让Monica和这位伤兵单独照一张?噢, 说到这。

Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季第二集

Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季第二集
[Scene:A Department Store, Joey is selling men's cologne.]
JOEY:Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Hey Annabelle.
ANNABELLE:Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy?
MONICA:Yeah, uh, it's actually not that big a deal.
ROSS:It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this.
MONICA:You're welcome.
PHOEBE:Woof, woof.
TODD:Ready, Annabelle?
ANNABELLE:You bet. Maybe some other time?
JOEY:Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men?
Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季
202 The One With the Breast Milk
[Scene:Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]
MONICA:(entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)

老友记中英文字幕全集下载地址 6-10

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Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季第二十二集

Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季第二十二集
OPENINGTITLES
[Scene:CentralPerk.Chandler,Ross,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaareplanningRache'sbirthdayparty.]
ROSS:ItalkedtoRachel'ssisters,neitherofthemcancome.
MONICA:Ok,we'renothavingbirthdaycake,we'rehavingbirthdayflan.
CHANDLER:Excuseme?
MONICA:It'satraditionalMexicancustarddessert.
JOEY:Ohthat'snice.HappybirthdayRachel,here'ssomegoo.
CHANDLER:Ormaybeshedoesn'tstealstuffandJoeyjustsleptwithherandnevercalledherback.
MONICA:Joeythatishorriable.
JOEY:HeyIlikedher,alright.Maybe,maybetoomuch.Idon'tknowIguessIjustgotscared.
PHOEBE:I'msorry,Ididn'tknow.
JOEY:Ididn'tthinkanyone'dbuythat,ok.
[Rachelenters]
ROSS:Hihoney,howdiditgo?
RACHEL:Agh,itwasthegraduationfromhell.
CHANDLER:Yaknow,mycousinwenttohellonafootballscholarship.

老友记中英word字幕Friends.S01E01

老友记中英word字幕Friends.S01E01
71>>I got freaked out, and it hit me:
72>>How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.
73>>I always knew he lookedfamiliar,but..
74>>I had to get out of there, and I started wondering..
127>>Ross,areyou okay? Do you want me to stay?
94>>Or a hat?
95>>No,Idon't want you to buy me a hat!
96>>It's ametaphor,Daddy!
97>>You can see where he'd have trouble.
98>>Look,Daddy, it's my life.
99>>Well,maybeI'll just stay here with Monica.
80>>"Tuna or egg salad! Decide!"
81>>"I'll have whatever Christina's having."
82>>Daddy,Ijust I can't marry him.
83>>I'm sorry. I just don't love him.
84>>Well,itmatters to me!

老友记下载地址

老友记下载地址

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老友记永久下载地址(1-5季)

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老友记第 6-10季标题中英文对照

老友记第 6-10季标题中英文对照

第6 季《六人行》第6 季(共25 集)集标题(英文)标题(中文)播放日期01 The One After Vegas 离开拉斯维加斯1999-09-2302 The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel 罗斯拥抱瑞秋1999-09-3003 The One With Ross’s Denial 罗斯死不认帐1999-10-0704 The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance 乔伊没买保险1999-10-1405 The One With Joey’s Porsche 乔伊的保时捷1999-10-2106 The One The Last Night 他们的最后一夜1999-11-0407 The One Where Phoebe Runs 菲比跑步1999-11-1108 The One With Ross’s Teeth 罗斯洗牙1999-11-1809 The One Where Ross Got High 罗斯兴奋起来1999-11-2510 The One With The Routinue 乱舞1999-12-1611 The One With The Apothecary Table 一张桌子2000-01-0612 The One With The Joke 笑话2000-01-1313 The One With Rachel’s 瑞秋的妹妹2000-02-0314 The One Where Chandler Can’t Cry 钱德哭不出来2000-02-1015 & 16 The One That Could Have Been 如果……2000-02-1717 The One With The Unagi 临危不惧,处变不惊2000-02-2418 The One Where Ross Dates A Student 罗斯约会学生2000-03-0919 The One With Joey’s Fridge乔伊的冰箱2000-03-2320 The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E 《麦克和奇思》2000-04-1321 The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad 罗斯和未来岳父会面2000-04-2722 The One Where Paul’s The Man Paul的故事2000-05-0423 The One With The Ring 订婚戒指2000-05-1124 & 25 The One With The Proposal 求婚2000-05-18第7 季《六人行》第7 季(共24 集)集标题(英文)标题(中文)播放日期01 The One With Monica’s Thunder 莫妮卡的风头被抢了2000-10-1202 The One With Rachel’s Book 瑞秋的书2000-10-1203 The One With Phoebe’s Cookies 菲比的饼干配方2000-10-1904 The One With Rachel’s Assistant 瑞秋请助理2000-10-2605 The One With The Engagement Picture 订婚照2000-11-0206 The One With The Nap Partners 小睡的伙伴2000-11-0907 The One With Ross’s Book 罗斯在图书馆2000-11-1608 The One Where Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs 钱德不喜欢狗2000-11-2309 The One With All The Candy 糖果2000-12-0710 The One With the Holiday Armadillo 节日犰狳2001-12-1411 The One With All The Cheesecakes 酪饼2001-01-0412 The One Where They’re Up All Night 一夜未眠2001-01-1113 The One Where Rosita Dies Rosita 之死2001-02-0114 The One Where They All Turn Thirty 三十岁2001-02-0815 The One With Joey’s New Brain 乔伊换脑2001-02-1516 The One With The Truth About London 我知道你在伦敦干了什么2001-02-2217 The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress 婚纱大减价2001-03-1518 The One With Joey’s Award 乔伊获提名2001-03-2919 The One With Ross and Monica’s Cousin 罗斯和莫妮卡的表亲2001-04-1920 The One With Rachel’s Big Kiss 瑞秋的同性之吻2001-04-2621 The One With The V ows 宣誓2001-05-0322 The One With Chandler’s Dad 钱德之父2001-05-1023 & 24 The One With Chandler and Monica’s Wedding 莫妮卡与钱德的大喜日子2001-05-17第8 季《六人行》第8 季(共24 集)集标题(英文)标题(中文)播放日期01 The One After "I Do" 婚礼之后2001-09-2702 The One With The Red Sweater 红色毛衣2001-10-0403 The One Where Rachel Tells…告知罗斯2001-10-1104 The One With The Videotape 录影带风波2001-10-1805 The One With Rachel’s Date 瑞秋的男友2001-10-2506 The One With The Halloween Party 万圣节派对2001-11-0107 The One With The Stain 有污点的那个2001-11-0808 The One With The Stripper 脱衣舞娘2001-11-1509 The One With The Rumor 谣言2001-11-2210 The One With Monica’s Boots 摩妮卡的靴子2001-12-0611 The One With Ross’Big Step Forward 罗斯迈步向前行2001-12-1312 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel 乔伊跟瑞秋约会2002-01-1013 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath 钱德泡澡记2002-01-1714 The One With The Secret Closet 秘密衣柜2002-01-3115 The One With The Birthing Video 生产录影带2002-02-0716 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel 乔依告诉瑞秋2002-02-2817 The One With The Tea Leaves 茶叶算命法2002-03-0718 The One In Massapequa 马沙皮卡市2002-03-2819 The One With Joey’s Interview 专访乔伊2002-04-0420 The One With The Baby Shower 宝宝欢迎会2002-04-2521 The One With The Cooking Class 烹饪课程2002-05-0222 The One Where Rachel Is Late 迟来的宝宝2002-05-0923 & 24 The One Where Rachel Has A Baby 瑞秋生产记2002-05-16《六人行》第9 季(共24 集)集标题(英文)标题(中文)播放日期01 The One Where No One Proposes 无人求婚2002-09-2602 The One Where Emma Cries 爱玛哭不停2002-10-0303 The One With The Pediatrician 儿科医生2002-10-1004 The One With The Sharks 鲨鱼2002-10-1705 The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner 菲比的生日宴2002-10-3106 The One With The Male Nanny 男保姆2002-11-0707 The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song 罗斯的成人歌2002-11-1408 The One With Rachel's Other Sister 瑞秋的另外的妹妹2002-11-2109 The One With Rachel's Phone Number 他要走了瑞秋的电话号码2002-12-0510 The One With Christmas In Tulsa 在Tulsa过圣诞节 2002-12-1211 The One Where Rachael Goes Back to Work 瑞秋复工2003-01-0912 The One With Phoebe's Rats 菲比的老鼠2003-01-1613 The One Where Monica Sings Monica 飙歌2003-01-3014 The One With The Blind Dates 相亲记2003-02-0615 The One With The Mugging 打劫2003-02-1316 The One With The Boob Job 隆胸2003-02-2017 The One With The Memorial Service 葬礼2003-03-1318 The One With The Lottery 彩票2003-04-0319 The One With Rachel's Dream 瑞秋的梦2003-04-1720 The One With The Soap Opera Party 肥皂剧派对2003-04-2421 The One At The Fertility Clinic 生育能力检查2003-05-0122 The One With The Donor 精子捐献人2003-05-0823 & 24 The One In Barbados 巴巴多斯岛之行2003-05-15第9 季第10 季《六人行》第10 季(共18 集)集标题(英文)标题(中文)播放日期01 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss 乔伊亲了瑞秋之后2003-09-2502 The One Where Ross Is Fine 罗斯不难过2003-10-0203 The One With Ross's Tan 罗斯日光浴2003-10-0904 The One With The Cake 爱玛的生日蛋糕2003-10-2305 The One Where Rachel's Other Sister Babysits 瑞秋的妹妹带孩子2003-10-3006 The One With Ross's Grant 罗斯的科研经费2003-11-0607 The One With The Home Study 家访2003-11-1308 The One With The Late Thanksgiving 迟到的感恩节2003-11-2009 The One With The Birth Mother 宝宝的亲生母亲2004-01-0810 The One Where Chandler Gets Caught 钱德的风流事2004-01-1511 The One Where The Stripper Cries 脱衣舞男之泪2004-02-0512 The One With Phoebe's Wedding 菲比的婚礼2004-02-1213 The One Where Joey Speaks French 乔伊说法语2004-02-1914 The One With Princess Consuela 康斯韦拉公主2004-02-2615 The One Where Estelle Dies 埃斯特拉之死2004-04-2216 The One With Rachel's Going Away Party 瑞秋的欢送派对2004-04-2917 & 18 The Last One 大结局2004-05-06Special No. The One With All the Other Ones 特别篇2004-05-06。

Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本122

Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本122
Monica: What?
Rachel:Could tonight be the Night?
Monica:I don't know. Look he's a great guy and I love being with him but... you know. Things happen, and they happen. You don't plan these things.
Rachel:So, did you shave your legs?
Monica: Yeah.
Rachel: A-ha!
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and Ross are there.]
Joey:Would you let it go Ross. It was just a dream. It doesn't mean...
Chandler:Pirates again?
Phoebe:No, nothing like that. I was just...such a dummie. I taught this "massage-yourself-at-home-workshop." And they are.
Joey:Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you.
Chandler:You're okay there?
Ross:I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
Chandler:I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and i was somebody else's subconscious.
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