英语话剧搞笑版灰姑娘1

白:Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mother had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She wore dirty clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we’ll show you a different play today.

(灰姑娘昂首挺胸帅气十足地上场)

旁白：She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport. Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘冲刺,旁边老师读秒:11’9)

Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮)

Now,she is practicing Chinese kungfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒)

This is her----Cinderella

灰姑娘(怒,看旁白) :Do you finish?

旁白:Ok(结巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can’t escape the poor life, Why? That is-----

继母(假装洗衣服) :How cold the wate r! I’m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful.

(灰姑娘默,从继母手中拿过洗衣盆)

Ah!They’re so dirty that I can’t stand them!

(一姐将盆碗碰得乱响.灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过盆碗)

Oh,no!My finger!Cinderella!

(二姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,从二姐手中拿过衣服) THE FIRST ACT(第一幕)

(灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀)

二姐(奔入,扬动手中传单) :Mom, Mom, Look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street. The King is having a party. The Prince will look for a wife.

一姐(托腮) :I must be chosen, I am the most beautiful girl in the world.

二姐(凭空跳舞) :No, Not you. I have the charming shape, I am the Queen.

(两姐争吵起来,继母从女儿手中拿过传单,亲吻)

继母:Oh, girls,stop. You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you. Come on , make up yourself. We haven’t enough time!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here, help your sisters!

灰姑娘:OK, I will. But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I want to ------

(三人敛神)

一姐:Oh, my God! I forgot Tim’s homework. He gave us a lot of homework.. I can’t finish, what should I do ?

二姐(拿书,指,附和) :Oh, Yes, Yes. Look, exercise A, exercise B, exercise C, exercise D, exercise E, Oh, planning tree, essay, study

plan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh, my God! Oh, my party! My Prince! My happyness! and the country’s future!

灰姑娘(慌乱,安慰) :My sisters, don't cry! I always do the homework for you, of course tonight!

(母女三人一通忙乱后) : Goodbye, our lively girl!

THE SECOND ACT(第二幕)

(魔女骑着一把几乎掉光了的扫把登场)

旁白:Oh, Harry Potter!

(魔女撞到灰姑娘)

灰姑娘(怒) :Who are you ?

魔女(得意) :I am the best witch, and the most beautiful witch. I can give you all the thing you wish.

灰姑娘: Really? Do you know King’s party? I want to go,

but------(低头看自己的破衣服)

魔女(大笑) :Don’t worry. It is easy for me! Look, clothes,

shose,car-----

灰姑娘(面露欣喜,扑向鞋子) :Oh, how beautiful glass shoses!

魔女:Wear it, and go !

THE THIRD ACT(第三幕)

(富丽堂皇的大厅里,音乐飘扬,人声鼎沸.女士们翘首以待) (交响曲) 侍卫(击杖) :Welcome the Prince.

(鼓掌,欢呼)