小学英语英语故事(幽默故事)Beard

幽默英语小故事带翻译

幽默英语小故事带翻译《The Bear and the Two Travelers》Two men were traveling together, when a huge bear suddenly appearedon their pathOne of the men, seeing the danger, quickly climbed up a tree and hid himself among the branches The other man, who was not so quick or agile, had no time to climb a tree So, he threw himself flat on the ground and pretended to be deadThe bear came up to the man lying on the ground It sniffed at his ears, and nudged him with its nose But the man held his breath and lay perfectly still The bear thought he was dead and walked awayWhen the bear had gone, the man in the tree climbed down He asked the man on the ground, ＂What did the bear say to you when it put its mouth close to your ear?＂The other man replied, ＂The bear said, ＇Never travel with a friendwho deserts you at the first sign of danger＇＂翻译：《熊和两个旅行者》两个男人一起旅行，突然一只巨大的熊出现在他们的路上。

小学英语英语故事(童话故事)The Count's Beard 伯爵的胡子

The Count's Beard 伯爵的胡子The Count's BeardThe town of Pocapaglia was perched on the pinnacle of a hill so steep that its inhabitants tied little bags on the tail feathers of their hens to catch each freshly laid egg that otherwise would have gone rolling down the slopes into the woods below All of which goes to show that the people of Pocapaglia were not the dunces they were said to be, and that the proverb,In Pocapaglia waysThe donkey whistles, the master brays,merely reflected the malicious grudge the neighboring townspeople bore the Pocapaglians for their peaceful ways and their reluctance to quarrel with anyone "Yes, yes," was all the Pocapaglians would reply, "but just wait until Masino returns, and you will see who brays more, we or you"Everybody in Pocapaglia loved Masino, the smartest boy in town He was no stronger physically than anybody else; in fact, he even looked rather puny But he had always been very clever Concerned over how little he was at birth, his mother had bathed him in warm wine to keep him alive and make him a little stronger His father had heated the wine with a red-hot horseshoe That way Masino absorbed the subtlety of wine and the endurance of iron To cool him off after his bath, his mother cradled him in the shell of an unripened chestnut; it was bitter and gave him understanding At the time the Pocapaglians were awaiting the return of Masino, whom no one had seen since the day he went off to be a soldier (and who was now most likely somewhere in Africa), strange things started happening in Pocapaglia Every evening as the cattle came back from pasture in the plain below, an animal was whisked away by Micillina the WitchThe witch would hide in the woods at the foot of the hill, and all she needed to do was give one heavy puff, and she had herself an ox When the farmers heard her steal through the thicket after dark, their teeth would chatter, and everyone would fall down in a swoon That became so common that people took to saying:Beware of Micillina, that old witch, For all your oxen she will filch, Then train on you her crossed-eye, And wait for you to fall and dieAt night they began lighting huge bonfires to keep Micillina the Witch from venturing out of the woods But she would sneak up on the solitary farmer watching over cattle beside the bonfire and knock him out in one breath In the morning upon awaking, he'd find cows and oxen gone, and his friends would hear him weeping and moaning and hitting himself on the head Then everybody combed the woods for traces of the stolen cattle, but found only tufts of hair, hairpins, and footprints left here and there by Micillina the WitchThings went from bad to worse Shut up all the time in the barn, the cows grew as thin as rails A rake instead of a brush was all that was needed to groom them, from rib to rib Nobody dared lead the cattle to pasture any more Everyone stayed clear of the woods now, and the mushrooms that grew there went unpicked and got as big as umbrellasMicillina the Witch was not tempted to plunder other towns, knowing full well that calm and peace-loving people were to be found only in Pocapaglia There the poor farmers lit a big bonfire every night in the town square, while the women and children locked themselves indoors The men sat around the fire scratching their heads and groaning Day after day they scratched and groaned until a decision was finally reached to go to the count for helpThe count lived high above the town on a large circular estate surrounded by a massive wall The top of the wall was encrusted with sharp bits of glass One Sunday morning all the townsmen arrived, with hats in hand They knocked, the door swung open, and they filed into the courtyard before the court's round dwelling, which had bars at all the windows Around the courtyard sat the court's soldiers smoothing their mustaches with oil to make them shine and scowling at the farmers At the end of the courtyard, in a velvet chair, sat the count himself with his long black beard, which four soldiers were combing from head to footThe oldest farmer took heart and said, "Your Honor, we have dared come to you about our misfortune As our cattle go into the woods, Micillina the Witch appears and makes off with them" So, amid sighs and groans, with the other farmers nodding in assent, he told the count all about their nightmareThe count remained silent"We have come here," said the old man, "to be so bold as to ask Your Honor's advice" The count remained silent"We have come here," he added, "to be so bold as to ask Your Honor to help us If you assigned us an escort of soldiers, we could again take our cattle down to pasture" The count shook his head "If I let you have the soldiers," he said, "I must also let you have the captain"The farmers listened, hardly daring to hope"But if the captain is away in the evening," said the count, "who can I play lotto with?"The farmers fell to their knees "Help us, noble count, for pity's sake!" The soldiers around the courtyard yawned and stroked their mustachesAgain the count shook his head and said:I am the count and I count for three; No witch have I seen, So, no witch has there beenAt those words and still yawning, the soldiers picked up their guns and, with bayonets extended, moved slowly toward the farmers, who turned and filed silently out of the courtyardBack in the town square and completely discouraged, the farmers had no idea what to do next But the senior of them all, the one who had spoken to the count, said, "There's nothing left to do but send for Masino!"So they wrote Masino a letter and sent it to Africa Then one evening, while they were all gathered around the bonfire as usual, Masino returned Imagine the welcome they gave him, the embraces, the pots of hot, spiced wine! "Where on earth have you been? What did you see? If you only knew what we have been going through!"Masino let them have their say, then he had his "In Africa I saw cannibals who ate not men but locusts; in the desert I saw a madman who had let his fingernails grow twelve meters long to dig for water; in the sea I saw a fish with a shoe and a slipper who wanted to be king of the other fish, since no other fish possessed shoe or slipper; in Sicily I saw a woman with seventy sons and only one kettle; in Naples I saw people who walked while standing still, since the chatter of other people kept them going;I saw sinners and I saw saints; I saw fat people and people no bigger than mites; many, many frightened souls did I see, but never so many as here in Pocapaglia" The farmers hung their heads in shame, for Masino had hit a sensitive spot in suggesting they were cowards But Masino was not cross with his fellow townsmen He asked for a detailed account of the witch's doings, then said, "Let me ask you three questions, and at the stroke of midnight I'll go out and catch the witch and bring her back to you""Let's hear your questions! Out with them!" they all said"The first question is for the barber How many people came to you this month?" The barber replied:"Long beards, short beards, Fine beards, coarse beards, Locks straight, locks curly, All I trimmèd(sic) in a hurry""Your turn now, cobbler How many people brought you their old shoes to mend this month?""Alas!" began the cobbler:"Shoes of wood, shoes of leather, Nail by nail I hammered back together, Mended shoes of satin and shoes of serpent But there's nothing left to do, All their money is spent""The third question goes to you, rope maker How much rope did you sell this month?" The rope maker replied:"Rope galore of every sort I sold: Hemp rope, braided, wicker, cord, Needle-thin to arm-thick, Lard-soft to iron-strongThis month I couldn't go wrong""Very well," said Masino, stretching out by the fire "I'm now going to sleep for a few hours, I'm very tired Wake me up at midnight and I'll go after the witch" He put his hat over his face and fell asleepThe farmers kept perfectly quiet until midnight, not even daring to breathe, for fear of awaking him At midnight Masino shook himself, yawned, drank a cup of mulled wine, spat three times into the fire, got up without looking at a soul, and headed for the woodsThe farmers stayed behind watching the fire burn down and the last embers turn to ashes Then, whom should Masino drag in by the beard but the count! A count that wept, kicked, and pleaded for mercy"Here's the witch!" cried Masino, and asked, "Where did you put the mulled wine?" Beneath the farmers' amazed stares, the count tried to make himself as small as possible, sitting on the ground and shrinking up like a cold-bitten fly"The thief could have been none of you," explained Masino, "since you had all gone to the barber and had no hair to lose in the bushes Then there were those tracks made by big heavy shoes, but all of you go barefoot Nor could the thief have beena ghost, since he wouldn't have needed to buy all that cord to tie up the animals and carry them away But where is my mulled wine?"Shaking all over, the count tried to hide in that beard of his which Masino had tousled and torn in pulling him out of the bushes"How did he ever make us faint by just looking at us?" asked one farmer"He would smite you on the head with a padded club That way you would hear only a whir He'd leave no mark on you, you'd simply wake up with a headache""And those hairpins he lost?" asked another"They were used to hold his beard up on his head and make it look like a woman's hair"Until then the farmers had listened in silence, but when Masino said, "And now, what shall we do with him?" a storm of shouts arose: "Burn him! Skin him alive! String him up for a scarecrow! Seal him in a cask and roll him down the cliff! Sew him up in a sack with six cats and six dogs!""Have mercy!" said the count in a voice just above a whisper"Spare him," said Masino, "and he will bring back your cattle and clean your barns And since he enjoyed going into the woods at night, make him go there every night and gather bundles of firewood for each of you Tell the children never to pick up the hairpins they find on the ground, for they belong to Micillina the Witch, whose hair and beard will be disheveled from now on"The farmers followed the suggestion, and soon Masino left Pocapaglia to travel about the world In the course of his travels, he found himself fighting in first one war and another, and they all lasted so long that his saying sprang up:Soldier fighter, what a hard lot!Wretched food, the ground for a cot You feed the cannon powder: Boom-BOOM! Boom-BOOM! Boom louder!(Bra)NOTES:"The Count's Beard" (La barba del Conte) Published here for the first time, collected by Giovanni Arpino in July 1956, in certain villages of southern Piedmont: Bra (told by Caterina Asteggiano, inmate of a home for old people, and Luigi Berzia), in Guarene (told by Doro Palladino, farmer), in Narzole (told by Annetta Taricco, servant woman), and in PocapagliaThis long narrative, which writer Giovanni Arpino has transcribed and unified from different versions with variants and additions from Bra and surroundings, cannot in my view be classified as a folktale It is a local legend of recent origin in part (I am thinking, for instance, of the geographical particulars given), that is, not prior to the nineteenth century, and containing disparate elements: explanation of a local superstition (the hairpins of Witch Micillina), antifeudal country legend such as one finds in many northern countries, curious detective-story structure àla Sherlock Holmes, many digressions nonessential to the story (such as the trip from Africa back to town -- which Arpino tells me also exists as a separate story -- and all the allusions to Masino's past and future adventures which lead to the conclusion globetrotter from a country whose inhabitants are reputed to be contrastingly slow and backward), verse (of which Arpino and I have presented onlyas much as we could effective translate), and grotesque images which seem rooted in tradition, such as the sacks under the hens' tails, the oxen so thin that they were curried with the rake, the count whose beard was combed by four soldiers, etc Copyright: Italian Folktales Selected and Retold by Italo Calvino,translated by George Martin,Pantheon Books, New York 1980伯爵的胡子博卡帕利亚是建在陡峭山坡上的一个小镇，镇上人家的鸡只要一下蛋就会滚落到山下的树林里。

短的英语笑话故事大全（精选10篇）

短的英语笑话故事大全（精选10篇）笑话具有篇幅短小，故事情节简单而巧妙，往往出人意料，给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点。

大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象，具有讽刺性和娱乐性。

其趣味有高下之分。

接下来由小编为大家整理出短的英语笑话故事大全（精选10篇），仅供参考，希望能够帮助到大家！短的英语笑话故事1Where is your beard?After many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family. "But--where is your beard?" asks his mother upon seeing him. "Mama," he replies, "in America, nobody wears a beard." "But at least you keep the Sabbath?" "Mama, business is business. In America, everybody works on the Sabbath." "But kosher food you still eat?" "Mama, in America, it is very difficult to keep kosher." The old lady ponders this information and then leans over and whispers in his ear, "Isaac, tell me--you’re still circumcised?"短的英语笑话故事2They Didnt Have Nikes In Those DaysA young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "Ill make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study the bible a little, and get your hair cut, then well talk about it."A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if he could use the car. His father said, "Son, Im really proud of you. You brought your grades up, studied the bible well, but you didnt get your hair cut!"The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know dad, Ive been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."His father replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went."短的英语笑话故事3Polly Want a WHAT?This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.""What do they say?" the priest asked."They only know how to say, Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?""Thats terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship.""Thank you," said the lady.The next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priests house. The priests two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes! Do you want to have some fun?"One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and screams, "Frank! Put the Bibles away--our prayers have been answered!"短的英语笑话故事4Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to Chinafromher visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directlyfromAmerica."短的英语笑话故事5Midway TacticsThree competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".短的'英语笑话故事6Five Months OlderThe Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s p apers, he was surprised."How old are you?" he said."Eighteen, sir," said John."But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?""Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."短的英语笑话故事7West PointMy father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, "to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point."One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained, "We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point."短的英语笑话故事8Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then sa id shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.短的英语笑话故事9Napoleon Was IllJack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year."He‘s a good boy," said Jack‘s father, "and if you let him pass this time, I‘m sure he‘ll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well.""No, n o, that‘s quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn‘t know!""Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack‘s father. "You see, I‘m afraid we don‘t take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."短的英语笑话故事10He Was Only Wrong by TwoJack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren‘t always smart enought to be acce pted by the college.One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persuasion, "I‘d better ask him a few questions first."Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn‘t know any of the answers.At last the dean said, "Well, what‘s five times seven?"The student thought for a long time and then answered, "Thirty-six."The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, "Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two."。

精选少儿睡前英语故事：聪明的小熊

精选少儿睡前英语故事：聪明的小熊Late autumn season, a bear want to make a cave on a hillside, ready to hibernate.The hill the whole consists of a number of young spruce trees covered with.Bear the small fir skin peel, tear into small narrow strip, located on the hill took them into the cave, then covered with soft hair on it, this is a comfortable bed.It has small fir trees cut near the cave, cover the mouth of the cave, so, cave had a “roof”. Cave built, climb in, it is going to sleep quietly on a winter.But befo re a month, a hound found it’s cave, it’s not easy to escape the hunter’s gun. Can’t, can only directly lying on the snow, so all right, can be all eyes and all ears. But is such, finally discovered by the hunter, it hard to escape again.So it is the thi rd time to hide. This time the hunters but doesn’t even have to think of, where I can find it.It was not until the following spring, the truth: they had it on a big tree AnAnQuanQuan a winter sleep.It experienced a baptism of the storm crown pointing to the sky, tall trees in the middle of the dense canopy, there is a gap. This gap is like a natural formation of the cave. Summer there used to be an eagle with branches and some soft matting, here to build a nest, too young, then flew away.But this winter, this is only the hunters so startled that horrible bear found the air “cave”, then climb up, spent a winter here freely.晚秋季节，一只熊想在一个小山坡上造一个洞穴，准备冬眠。

儿童英文幽默小故事双语对照

儿童英文幽默小故事双语对照对于还不是很熟悉英文的儿童而言，如果是自己独自一个人看的话，自然是想要中英文翻译的版本的，毕竟如果看不懂纯英文的幽默故事，还可以参照其中文翻译不是吗?今天为大家奉上儿童英文幽默小故事，时间难得，何不深入了解一下让自己的收获更多呢?儿童英文幽默小故事(一)naughty MonkeyIt’s very hot.. An old man is asleep on the chair. A fly comes and sits on the end of the man’s nose.The old man has a naughty monkey. He chases the fly.The fly comes back again and sits on the old man’s nose again. The monkey chases it away again and again.This happens five or six times. The monkey is very angry. He jumps up, runs to the garden and picks up a large stone.When the fly sits on the old man’s nose again, the monkey hits it hard with the stone.He kills the fly and breaks the old man’s nose.调皮的猴子天气很热。

一位老人在椅子上睡着了。

一只苍蝇飞来落在老人的鼻子上。

老人有一只顽皮的猴子。

猴子在追打苍蝇。

苍蝇再次飞落在老人的鼻子上，猴子一再追打苍蝇。

这样往返了五六次，猴子很生气。

他跳着跑到花园，捡起一块大石头。

当苍蝇再次落在老人的鼻子上时，猴子用石头击中老人的鼻子上的苍蝇。

他砸死了苍蝇也打破了老人的鼻子。

儿童英语小故事50字带翻译-两只毛毛熊

儿童英语小故事50字带翻译-两只毛毛熊There are two Teddy Bear, all kind of cute looks like the kind of toy counter fluffy teddy bear. Talia a black and a white. One called white, called black.Talia also will catch fish. In order to match them who are more industrious, they also own catch fish hanging under the eaves, meaning that: to see it! See who is catching much more!Sly fox guessed Talia’s mind, quietly find white, said: “Well, I’ll help you out, every day I regarded black fish eaten steal two, so a number of fish, guarantee you more than it! “White listened to straight jump with joy: “Well so I will keep your secret!!!”Sure enough, when the next game, White win.However, when the third day of the game, the white fish than a little black fish.It turned out that sly fox also find the black, he said: “!! Why do I have to help you out, I stole their daily eating two white fish, such a ratio, ensure you more”Black also pleased to have jumped straight: “It was so good so I will keep your secr et!!!!”In this way, the cunning fox help this moment, a moment that help every day to make it chubby belly. The two Teddy Bear has been kept in the dark, and later, when they finally understand it all, when looking for accounts fox, sly fox would have slipped away.有两只毛毛熊，长得都挺可爱，就像玩具柜台里那种毛绒绒的玩具熊。

30个英语幽默童话故事

30个英语幽默童话故事1、农夫和熊英语单词：farmer 农夫、fiy 苍蝇、bear 熊。

Farmer 孤零零一人，他想，要是能找到一个朋友，就好了。

Farmer和bear成了好朋友，他们很开心。

两个朋友手拉手一块儿散步。

Farmer躺下来休息，bear一点也为累，坐在旁边。

“我要睡觉，别把我弄醒。

”Bear忠实地守护着Farmer。

嗡嗡嗡，一只fiy飞来了。

Bear挥了挥前掌，赶走了fiy。

Fiy又落到了Farmer的头上，bear拿起一块大石头嘭的一下砸向fiy。

天啊，Farmer脑袋上血肉模糊，已经死了。

2、农夫和蛇英语单词：snake 蛇、horse 马、son 儿子。

有一位善良的Farmer，总爱帮助别人。

在雪地上他看到一条snake 。

“噢，snake被冻僵了，太可怜了！”“裹进棉衣暖和暖和吧！”Farmer脱下了棉衣。

“进怀里来暖和暖和吧！”Farmer把snake 放进怀里。

snake在怀里蠕动，终于醒过来了。

snake伸出毒针，狠狠地咬了一口Farmer。

“啊！”Farmer倒地地上，horse大声嘶叫。

Farmer的儿子赶来，“哪里跑！”Farmer死前告诫儿子，任何时候都不要可怜恶人。

3、青蛙搬家英语单词：wildgoose 大雁、frog 青蛙、water 水。

frog和两个wildgoose在一起生活的很低快活。

Wildgoose哥哥说：“这儿没有火，咱们到别处去吧。

”Frog嚷着：“我也要和你们一起去。

”“你如何能跟上我们呢？”frog找来一条棍子说：“用这根棍子带上我。

”“好办法，好办法”。

他们都很高兴。

获至宝他们就这样飞起来了。

“大家快来看，wildgoose带着frog飞。

又来到一村，人们喊：“wildgoose真聪明！”frog着急地喊道：“这办法是我想出来的。

”frog从天上摔到地上。

4、狗和肉英语单词：meat 肉、wolf 狼、little dog 小狗、mother dog狗妈妈。

30个英语幽默童话故事

30个英语幽默童话故事1、农夫和熊英语单词：farmer 农夫、fiy 苍蝇、bear 熊。

Farmer 孤零零一人，他想，要是能找到一个朋友，就好了。

Farmer和bear成了好朋友，他们很开心。

两个朋友手拉手一块儿散步。

Farmer躺下来休息，bear一点也为累，坐在旁边。

“我要睡觉，别把我弄醒。

”Bear忠实地守护着Farmer。

嗡嗡嗡，一只fiy飞来了。

Bear挥了挥前掌，赶走了fiy。

Fiy又落到了Farmer的头上，bear拿起一块大石头嘭的一下砸向fiy。

天啊，Farmer脑袋上血肉模糊，已经死了。

2、农夫和蛇英语单词：snake 蛇、horse 马、son 儿子。

有一位善良的Farmer，总爱帮助别人。

在雪地上他看到一条snake 。

“噢，snake被冻僵了，太可怜了！”“裹进棉衣暖和暖和吧！”Farmer脱下了棉衣。

“进怀里来暖和暖和吧！”Farmer把snake 放进怀里。

snake在怀里蠕动，终于醒过来了。

snake伸出毒针，狠狠地咬了一口Farmer。

“啊！”Farmer倒地地上，horse大声嘶叫。

Farmer的儿子赶来，“哪里跑！”Farmer死前告诫儿子，任何时候都不要可怜恶人。

3、青蛙搬家英语单词：wildgoose 大雁、frog 青蛙、water 水。

frog和两个wildgoose在一起生活的很低快活。

Wildgoose哥哥说：“这儿没有火，咱们到别处去吧。

”Frog嚷着：“我也要和你们一起去。

”“你如何能跟上我们呢？”frog找来一条棍子说：“用这根棍子带上我。

”“好办法，好办法”。

他们都很高兴。

获至宝他们就这样飞起来了。

“大家快来看，wildgoose带着frog飞。

又来到一村，人们喊：“wildgoose真聪明！”frog着急地喊道：“这办法是我想出来的。

”frog从天上摔到地上。

4、狗和肉英语单词：meat 肉、wolf 狼、little dog 小狗、mother dog狗妈妈。

小学五年级英语阅读故事带翻译

小学五年级英语阅读故事带翻译小学五年级英语阅读故事(三)熊爸爸和熊宝宝1. On a sunny day, Small Bear goes boating with Papa. They go to buy hats first. Papa gets a small hat for his big head. Small Bear gets a big hat for his small head.一个晴朗的天气，熊宝宝和熊爸爸一起出去划船。

他们首先去买帽子。

爸爸给他的大头买了顶小帽子。

小熊给他的小头买了个大帽子。

2. Papa's hat is too small. Small Bear's hat is too big! They exchange hats. Just right!爸爸的帽子太小了。

小熊的帽子太大了!他们交换了帽子。

刚刚好!3. Next, they go to buy swimsuits. Papa gets a small suit. Small Bear gets a big suit.接下来，他们去买游泳衣。

爸爸买了一件小的游泳衣。

小熊买了件大的。

4. The small suit is too tight for Papa. The big suit is too loose for Small Bear! They exchange swimsuits. Just right!小的游泳衣对爸爸来说太紧了。

大游泳衣对小熊来说又太大啦!他们交换了游泳衣。

刚刚好!5. Now, they come to the boat. It has two seats. Papa sits on the small seat. Small Bear sits on the big seat.现在，他们来到了船上。

船有两个座位。

爸爸坐在了小的座位上。

小熊坐在了大座位上。

英语故事The angry bear(带翻译)

The angry bear一只生气的熊1、It is spring.A big brown bear comes out of his cave.He has been asleep all winter.Now he is very hungry.这是春天。

一只大的棕色的熊走出他的洞穴。

他已经睡了整整一个冬天。

他现在很饿。

2、The bear walks down to the river.He wants to get a fish. A bee buzzes around the bear's head.The bear looks up and the fish gets away.熊走到河边。

他想得到一条鱼。

一只蜜蜂嗡嗡的围绕着熊的头。

熊看起来，鱼逃跑了。

3、The bear is very angry and he runs after the bee.The bee flies into an old log in the long grass.The bear hits the log wish his big paws.熊很生气，他追在蜜蜂后面。

蜜蜂飞到草丛里旧的木头里。

熊用它的大爪子击打木头4、Lots of bees come out of the log.They buzz around and around the bear's head.许多蜜蜂从木头里出来。

他们嗡嗡的围绕着熊的头。

5、The bear has to get away very fast.He runsback to the river and jumps into the water.The bees fly away,and the bear gets a fish.熊很快逃走了。

他跑回到河里跳到水中。

蜜蜂飞走了，然后熊得到了一条鱼。

三年级英语故事三只小熊

三年级英语故事三只小熊Once upon a time, there were three little bears who lived in a cozy cottage in the forest. They were siblings, each with their own unique personalities. The eldest bear, Brownie, was strong and caring, always looking out for his younger siblings. The middle bear, Honey, was sweet and playful, bringing joy and laughter wherever she went. The youngest bear, Snowball, was adventurous and curious, always getting into mischief but with a heart of gold.从前，有三只小熊住在森林里一个温馨的小屋里。

它们是兄弟姐妹，每只都有自己独特的个性。

大熊布朗尼是坚强又关心人的，总是照顾着他的小弟妹。

中熊蜜蜜是甜美又活泼的，无论走到哪里都会带来欢乐和笑声。

小熊雪球是冒险好奇的，总是惹祸，但内心却是善良的。

One day, while their mother was out gathering food, the three little bears decided to explore the forest on their own. They wandered through the tall trees and lush greenery, marveling at the beauty of nature around them. Brownie led the way, Honey skipped happily beside him, and Snowball scampered ahead, eager to discover new sights and sounds.一天，它们的母亲出去采集食物时，三只小熊决定自己探索森林。

儿童英文幽默小故事中文对照版

儿童英文幽默小故事中文对照版儿童英文幽默小故事(三)The Panda in ChinaA panda looks like a little bear. It has black and white fur. It lives only in China, so it is called the national treasure of China and protected by the law.We all see panda on TV or in the zoo. They look stupid and walk slowly, but they are lovely and everyone likes them.A panda is lucky animal. We Chinese like it, and people of the world like it, too. Now there are China’s pandas in ma ny other countries, such as Japan and the USA…A panda isn’t a common animal, it is bridge of friendship.中国熊猫熊猫看起来好像一只小熊。

它的皮毛是黑白相间。

它只居住在中国，因此，它是中国的国宝，受到国家法律的保护。

我们在电视上或在动物园里能看到熊猫。

他们看起来显得很笨的样子，走起来很缓慢，但很可爱，大家都很喜欢它们。

熊猫是个吉祥的动物。

中国人民喜欢它，世界人民也喜欢它。

现在许多国家都有中国的熊猫，如，日本、美国……熊猫不是一种普通的动物，而是一座友谊的桥梁。

儿童英文幽默小故事(四)A Little AntOnce there was a little ant. She wanted to get married, but she only wanted to marry the strongest creature.She wanted to marry the strongest creature, but she didn’t know who the strongest creature is. She saw the wind blow houses down. So she thought the wind was the strongest creature. She wanted to marry the wind.But the wind told the little ant that ht wasn’t the strongestcreature. There was a tower in the forest. He had stood there for a thousand years against his force. The tower was the strongest creature.“Why do you want to marry me?” the wind asked.“Because you are the strongest creature in the world. You are strongest than the wind.” said the ant.“You are right. I’m strongest than the wind. But I’m not the strongest creature in the world. Look, how I’m damaged! Can’t you guess who has done this to me? It’s you, ants.”At last, the little ant married her own kind. Because they were the strongest creatures.一只蚂蚁从前，有一个小蚂蚁想结婚，但她只想嫁给世界上最强打者。

经典的英语故事加中文翻译

经典的英语故事加中文翻译经典的英语故事加中文翻译经典的英语故事加中文翻译在儿童成长所需的这个丰富多彩的世界里,故事能够很好的满足学生的好奇心,娱乐心,探索心,智慧心和游戏心。

本文是经典的英语故事加中文翻译，希望对大家有帮助! 经典的英语故事加中文翻译：小熊的梦It’s snowing, it’s snowing! Flakes of snow lightly danced like dandelions in the air, and after a while, the earth wore clothes of pure white. Cute little bear incautiously sprained his ankle, and had to lie in bed all alone. Suddenly, from outside the window came the sound of lighthearted singing. Little bear looked out the window, and saw that it was Little Mouse and Little White Rabbit dancing and singing! The snow still held [impressions of their cute little footprints. Little Bear was truly envious! But what could he do Little Bear gave a deep sigh, and said aloud to himself: “Better get some more sleep, and maybe in my dream there will be a miracle!” Sure enough, Little bear had a good dream. In his dream, an old man with a long beard came into his room. The old man fished a little bottle out of his pocket, and smilingly sprayed some liquid from the bottle on Little Bear’s wounded foot. Litt le Bear immediately leaped up and frisked about, playing cheerfully with his two buddies on the snowy ground. The happy sounds of the small birds woke Little Bear up, and found that actually it was all just a dream. But then he discovered that there was a small bottle in his hand! Little Bear took up the small bottle and sprayed it on his foot, and the wounded foot was immediately better! This really was a bottle of magic water! After that, Little Bear neveragain feared bumps and bruises. 下雪啦，下雪啦!一片片雪花像蒲公英一样在空中翩翩起舞，不一会儿，大地就穿上了一件洁白的衣裳。

英语口语幽默小故事

英语口语幽默小故事故事教学法是指在教学过程中,通过故事教学来完成教学和达到教学目标的一种教学方法,具有一定的现实性与可行性。

店铺整理了英语口语幽默小故事，欢迎阅读!英语口语幽默小故事篇一At Least You Get a Choice至少你有所选择A newly deceased sinner had just entered hell, and was being shown around.一名罪人去世后，刚下地狱就被带往各处走走。

"I'll tell you how it works around here," declared a particularly hideous devil. "You get your choice of three punishments. Here's the first. "“我将告诉你这里的状况，”一位面目可憎的魔鬼宣布道。

“你必须在三种刑罚中选一个，这是第一种。

”The sinner watched in horror as he saw men and women repeatedly being immersed in boiling water.罪人看见男男女女反复地被浸入沸腾的热水中，吓得目瞪口呆。

"Here's the second. " The poor sinner shuddered as he saw unfortunate people being continually',event)">continually hounded by ferocious beasts and cruel demons.“再看第二种。

”可怜的罪人看到一些不幸的人被凶恶的野兽和残酷的妖怪不停地追赶，吓得直打哆嗦。

“And here's the third. ” A group was standing knee deep in shit and sipping tea.And he joined the group.“这是第三种。

英语小故事_三只小熊

英语小故事_三只小熊Once upon a time there were three bears. Papa bear, Mama bear , and Baby bear.One day ,Mama bear made hot soup for breakfast. She poured it into three bowls—a big bowl, a medium bowl, and a small bowl.But the soup was too hot. So they walked out when the soup was cooling. While they were walking, a little girl came into their house. Her name is Jenny ,Jenny knocked on the door, but there was no answers. So ,she open the door and came in. she saw the soup on the table. I’m so hungry she said. she taste the soup in the big bowl, but the soup is too hot, then she taste the soup in the medium bowl ,but he soup is too cool. And then she taste the soup in the small bowl, the soup is just right. So she eta them all. “Mumm yammy!”after eating, jenny saw three chairs. she sat on one chair, but the chair was broken. “ a！”Jenny was so tired that she wentinto the bed room. There she found three beds. She lied on the big bed and fast sleep. When three bears came home they found something changed. Who eat my soup ,baby bear cried. who broken my chair the mama bear cried. Look, a girl she is sleeping on my bed. Papa bear shouted. Jenny woke up and saw three bear is looking at her.”I.m real ly sorry!I won,t do it again!”“Never mind” Papa bear said, Jenny and the baby bear became good friends.。

熊出没搞笑英语

熊出没搞笑英语熊出没是一部非常受欢迎的中国动画片，主要讲述了一只叫熊大和他的小伙伴们在森林中发生的一系列搞笑冒险故事。

这部动画片不仅在中国广受喜爱，也在世界范围内赢得了很多粉丝。

熊出没的搞笑英语片段让人忍俊不禁，在欢乐中学习英语也成为了许多孩子的一项爱好。

以下是一些熊出没搞笑英语片段及其解释： 1. Scene: 熊大在森林中追逐一只蜜蜂。

Bear Brother: Hey, you little bee! Stop buzzing around! I just want some honey!(嘿，小蜜蜂！别再嗡嗡叫了！我只是想要一些蜂蜜！）Explanation: 熊大喜欢蜂蜜，但总是追逐蜜蜂，结果总是被蜜蜂们嘲笑。

这个片段表达了熊大的幽默和可爱。

2. Scene: 熊二试图偷吃熊大的蜂蜜。

Bear Brother: Hey, you greedy bear! Get your own honey, don't steal mine!(嘿，你这只贪婪的熊！找自己的蜂蜜，别偷我的！）Explanation: 熊二常常试图偷吃熊大的蜂蜜，这个片段展示了熊二的贪婪和调皮。

3. Scene: 熊大和熊二在森林里玩起了捉迷藏。

Bear Brother: Ready or not, here I come! I'm going to find you, little rascals!(准备好了吗？我要来找你们了，小淘气们！）Explanation: 熊大和熊二喜欢玩捉迷藏，这个片段展示了熊大的兴奋和冒险精神。

通过观看熊出没的搞笑片段，孩子们可以在欢乐中学习和练习英语，提高他们的听力和口语表达能力。

同时，这些搞笑的片段也给孩子们带来了快乐和娱乐，帮助他们更好地理解和喜爱这部动画片。

所以，熊出没的搞笑英语不仅仅是一种学习方式，也是一种享受和快乐的方式。

小学英语英语故事童话故事TheCount'sBeard伯爵的胡子

The Count's Beard 伯爵的胡子The Count's BeardThe town of Pocapaglia was perched on the pinnacle of a hill so steep that its inhabitants tied little bags on the tail feathers of their hens to catch each freshly laid egg that otherwise would have gone rolling down the slopes into the woods below All of which goes to show that the people of Pocapaglia were not the dunces they were said to be, and that the proverb,In Pocapaglia waysThe donkey whistles, the master brays,merely reflected the malicious grudge the neighboring townspeople bore the Pocapaglians for their peaceful ways and their reluctance to quarrel with anyone "Yes, yes," was all the Pocapaglians would reply, "but just wait until Masino returns, and you will see who brays more, we or you"Everybody in Pocapaglia loved Masino, the smartest boy in town He was no stronger physically than anybody else; in fact, he even looked rather puny But he had always been very clever Concerned over how little he was at birth, his mother had bathed him in warm wine to keep him alive and make him a little stronger His father had heated the wine with a red-hot horseshoe That way Masino absorbed the subtlety of wine and the endurance of iron To cool him off after his bath, his mother cradled him in the shell of an unripened chestnut; it was bitter and gave him understanding At the time the Pocapaglians were awaiting the return of Masino, whom no one had seen since the day he went off to be a soldier (and who was now most likely somewhere in Africa), strange things started happening in Pocapaglia Every evening as the cattle came back from pasture in the plain below, an animal was whisked away by Micillina the WitchThe witch would hide in the woods at the foot of the hill, and all she needed to do was give one heavy puff, and she had herself an ox When the farmers heard her steal through the thicket after dark, their teeth would chatter, and everyone would fall down in a swoon That became so common that people took to saying:Beware of Micillina, that old witch, For all your oxen she will filch, Then train on you her crossed-eye, And wait for you to fall and dieAt night they began lighting huge bonfires to keep Micillina the Witch from venturing out of the woods But she would sneak up on the solitary farmer watching over cattle beside the bonfire and knock him out in one breath In the morning upon awaking, he'd find cows and oxen gone, and his friends would hear him weeping and moaning and hitting himself on the head Then everybody combed the woods for traces of the stolen cattle, but found only tufts of hair, hairpins, and footprints left here and there by Micillina the WitchThings went from bad to worse Shut up all the time in the barn, the cows grew as thin as rails A rake instead of a brush was all that was needed to groom them, from rib to rib Nobody dared lead the cattle to pasture any more Everyone stayed clear of the woods now, and the mushrooms that grew there went unpicked and got as big as umbrellasMicillina the Witch was not tempted to plunder other towns, knowing full well that calm and peace-loving people were to be found only in Pocapaglia There the poor farmers lit a big bonfire every night in the town square, while the women and children locked themselves indoors The men sat around the fire scratching their heads and groaning Day after day they scratched and groaned until a decision was finally reached to go to the count for helpThe count lived high above the town on a large circular estate surrounded by a massive wall The top of the wall was encrusted with sharp bits of glass One Sunday morning all the townsmen arrived, with hats in hand They knocked, the door swung open, and they filed into the courtyard before the court's round dwelling, which had bars at all the windows Around the courtyard sat the court's soldiers smoothing their mustaches with oil to make them shine and scowling at the farmers At the end of the courtyard, in a velvet chair, sat the count himself with his long black beard, which four soldiers were combing from head to footThe oldest farmer took heart and said, "Your Honor, we have dared come to you about our misfortune As our cattle go into the woods, Micillina the Witch appears and makes off with them" So, amid sighs and groans, with the other farmers nodding in assent, he told the count all about their nightmareThe count remained silent"We have come here," said the old man, "to be so bold as to ask Your Honor's advice" The count remained silent"We have come here," he added, "to be so bold as to ask Your Honor to help us If you assigned us an escort of soldiers, we could again take our cattle down to pasture" The count shook his head "If I let you have the soldiers," he said, "I must also let you have the captain"The farmers listened, hardly daring to hope"But if the captain is away in the evening," said the count, "who can I play lotto with?"The farmers fell to their knees "Help us, noble count, for pity's sake!" The soldiers around the courtyard yawned and stroked their mustachesAgain the count shook his head and said:I am the count and I count for three; No witch have I seen, So, no witch has there beenAt those words and still yawning, the soldiers picked up their guns and, with bayonets extended, moved slowly toward the farmers, who turned and filed silently out of the courtyardBack in the town square and completely discouraged, the farmers had no idea what to do next But the senior of them all, the one who had spoken to the count, said, "There's nothing left to do but send for Masino!"So they wrote Masino a letter and sent it to Africa Then one evening, while they were all gathered around the bonfire as usual, Masino returned Imagine the welcome they gave him, the embraces, the pots of hot, spiced wine! "Where on earth have you been? What did you see? If you only knew what we have been going through!"Masino let them have their say, then he had his "In Africa I saw cannibals who ate not men but locusts; in the desert I saw a madman who had let his fingernails grow twelve meters long to dig for water; in the sea I saw a fish with a shoe and a slipper who wanted to be king of the other fish, since no other fish possessed shoe or slipper; in Sicily I saw a woman with seventy sons and only one kettle; in Naples I saw people who walked while standing still, since the chatter of other people kept them going;I saw sinners and I saw saints; I saw fat people and people no bigger than mites; many, many frightened souls did I see, but never so many as here in Pocapaglia" The farmers hung their heads in shame, for Masino had hit a sensitive spot in suggesting they were cowards But Masino was not cross with his fellow townsmen He asked for a detailed account of the witch's doings, then said, "Let me ask you three questions, and at the stroke of midnight I'll go out and catch the witch and bring her back to you""Let's hear your questions! Out with them!" they all said"The first question is for the barber How many people came to you this month?" The barber replied:"Long beards, short beards, Fine beards, coarse beards, Locks straight, locks curly, All I trimmèd(sic) in a hurry""Your turn now, cobbler How many people brought you their old shoes to mend this month?""Alas!" began the cobbler:"Shoes of wood, shoes of leather, Nail by nail I hammered back together, Mended shoes of satin and shoes of serpent But there's nothing left to do, All their money is spent""The third question goes to you, rope maker How much rope did you sell this month?" The rope maker replied:"Rope galore of every sort I sold: Hemp rope, braided, wicker, cord, Needle-thin to arm-thick, Lard-soft to iron-strongThis month I couldn't go wrong""Very well," said Masino, stretching out by the fire "I'm now going to sleep for a few hours, I'm very tired Wake me up at midnight and I'll go after the witch" He put his hat over his face and fell asleepThe farmers kept perfectly quiet until midnight, not even daring to breathe, for fear of awaking him At midnight Masino shook himself, yawned, drank a cup of mulled wine, spat three times into the fire, got up without looking at a soul, and headed for the woodsThe farmers stayed behind watching the fire burn down and the last embers turn to ashes Then, whom should Masino drag in by the beard but the count! A count that wept, kicked, and pleaded for mercy"Here's the witch!" cried Masino, and asked, "Where did you put the mulled wine?" Beneath the farmers' amazed stares, the count tried to make himself as small as possible, sitting on the ground and shrinking up like a cold-bitten fly"The thief could have been none of you," explained Masino, "since you had all gone to the barber and had no hair to lose in the bushes Then there were those tracks made by big heavy shoes, but all of you go barefoot Nor could the thief have beena ghost, since he wouldn't have needed to buy all that cord to tie up the animals and carry them away But where is my mulled wine?"Shaking all over, the count tried to hide in that beard of his which Masino had tousled and torn in pulling him out of the bushes"How did he ever make us faint by just looking at us?" asked one farmer"He would smite you on the head with a padded club That way you would hear only a whir He'd leave no mark on you, you'd simply wake up with a headache""And those hairpins he lost?" asked another"They were used to hold his beard up on his head and make it look like a woman's hair"Until then the farmers had listened in silence, but when Masino said, "And now, what shall we do with him?" a storm of shouts arose: "Burn him! Skin him alive! String him up for a scarecrow! Seal him in a cask and roll him down the cliff! Sew him up in a sack with six cats and six dogs!""Have mercy!" said the count in a voice just above a whisper"Spare him," said Masino, "and he will bring back your cattle and clean your barns And since he enjoyed going into the woods at night, make him go there every night and gather bundles of firewood for each of you Tell the children never to pick up the hairpins they find on the ground, for they belong to Micillina the Witch, whose hair and beard will be disheveled from now on"The farmers followed the suggestion, and soon Masino left Pocapaglia to travel about the world In the course of his travels, he found himself fighting in first one war and another, and they all lasted so long that his saying sprang up:Soldier fighter, what a hard lot!Wretched food, the ground for a cot You feed the cannon powder: Boom-BOOM! Boom-BOOM! Boom louder!(Bra)NOTES:"The Count's Beard" (La barba del Conte) Published here for the first time, collected by Giovanni Arpino in July 1956, in certain villages of southern Piedmont: Bra (told by Caterina Asteggiano, inmate of a home for old people, and Luigi Berzia), in Guarene (told by Doro Palladino, farmer), in Narzole (told by Annetta Taricco, servant woman), and in PocapagliaThis long narrative, which writer Giovanni Arpino has transcribed and unified from different versions with variants and additions from Bra and surroundings, cannot in my view be classified as a folktale It is a local legend of recent origin in part (I am thinking, for instance, of the geographical particulars given), that is, not prior to the nineteenth century, and containing disparate elements: explanation of a local superstition (the hairpins of Witch Micillina), antifeudal country legend such as one finds in many northern countries, curious detective-story structure àla Sherlock Holmes, many digressions nonessential to the story (such as the trip from Africa back to town -- which Arpino tells me also exists as a separate story -- and all the allusions to Masino's past and future adventures which lead to the conclusion globetrotter from a country whose inhabitants are reputed to be contrastingly slow and backward), verse (of which Arpino and I have presented onlyas much as we could effective translate), and grotesque images which seem rooted in tradition, such as the sacks under the hens' tails, the oxen so thin that they were curried with the rake, the count whose beard was combed by four soldiers, etc Copyright: Italian Folktales Selected and Retold by Italo Calvino,translated by George Martin,Pantheon Books, New York 1980伯爵的胡子博卡帕利亚是建在陡峭山坡上的一个小镇，镇上人家的鸡只要一下蛋就会滚落到山下的树林里。

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