海绵宝宝视频和英文台词同步
海绵宝宝英文台词
海绵宝：What a wonderful day.The sun is out, the water is shimmering,scallops are chirping.So peaceful.章鱼哥：Can we lower the volume,please.I can’t work with all that racket going on.海绵宝：Oh, sure thing.Squidward.章鱼哥：Right, hum.海绵宝：Okay.章鱼哥：And now for some soothing sounds from Squidward’s clarinet.Thank you, thank you.I thought I……! 海绵宝：Hey, Squidward ,want to blow some bubbles? Only 25cents.章鱼哥：Oh, right, like I would spend a moment of my time. Blowing bubbles.Oh, please! I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles?派大星：Good morning.章鱼哥：Oh, boy.海绵宝：Good morning to you,sir. Would you care you blow a bubble?派大星：Oh, how much is it?海绵宝：Only a quarter.派大星：Sounds reasonable. Uh……I’m going to need to borrow a quarter.海绵宝：Sure thing. Patrick.派大星：Ah! One quarter.派大星：Thank you.章鱼哥：Business is booming. How did I ever get surrounded by such I loser neighbors?海绵宝：One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go.Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.派大星：Uh……very well,then. Hey ,Sponge,can I borrow another quarter? Thanks.海绵宝：Okay,Patrick, it’s all in the technique. First go like this. Spin around—stop!Double –-take three times—one, two, three. Then……pelvic thrust! Stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it! Now, it’s time to bring it around town. Bring around town. Then you do this then this and this, then that and this and that and this and then……And now……with tow hands.派大星：It’s a giraffe.海绵宝：Excuse me ,sir, but we are close……章鱼哥：Don’t give me any of that. How could you two possible make all this noise just blowing bubbles?海绵宝：We’re not just blowing bubbles; we’re making bubble art. Watch carefully. Firstgo like this. Spin around—stop! Double –-take three times—one, two, three.Then……pelvic thrust! Stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it! Now, it’s time tobring it around town. Bring around town. Then you do this, then this and this,then that and this and that and this and then……章鱼哥：That’s not art. That’s just annoying.Blowing bubbles. That’s the lamest idea I have ever heard. You should be ashamed of yourself. Bubbles. Art. Bubbles. Ridiculous.海绵宝：That’ll be 25 cents, sir.章鱼哥：Aah! Whoa! What! Who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?!海绵宝：We are offer lessons for beginners.章鱼哥：Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble?Here’s your 25 cents. Watch and learn. Uh……wait, wait, wait. One more time. Here, wait, wait. Aah, just a mere warm—up.海绵宝：Hey, Squidward ,remember the technique. Technique—you do this and this. Step back.派大星：Technique, Squidward.海绵宝：Spin around like this. Over here. One, two, yeah, three……派大星：The pelvic whoo!海绵宝：Don’t for……don’t forget the “whoo”!派大星：Listen to Sponge.海绵宝：Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique!海绵宝&派大星：Technique! Technique!海绵宝：Tech……You’re ……not doing the ……technique.章鱼哥：Technique?! Technique?! Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique!First I do this. Spin around, stop. Double –-take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Oh ,stop on your right foot.Don’t forget it. Then bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that. A little of this, this, that, that, that, that, that, then……海绵宝：All right, Squid! That was so good!派大星：Squid is numer one.章鱼哥：I really did it ,didn’t I ? Yeah—you guys didn’t blow anything like that.海绵宝：Nope.章鱼哥Now, that’s a bubble.海绵宝：You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique.派大星：Yeah, technique.章鱼哥：Technique? Huh! Sponge Bob, you didn’t think I created that……beautiful work of art with your help.Come on, it’s my genes.海绵宝&派大星：Squid’s got genes. Squid’s got genes.章鱼哥：Thank you, thank you, thank you.海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.海绵宝：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.章鱼哥：I rock.海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Squid, Squid, Squidward! Squid,Squid, Squidward!派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward……海绵宝：Squidward.海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward.章鱼哥：Hello, my friends. You are looking at a ……海绵宝&派大星：Squidward.章鱼哥：Genius。
电影海绵宝宝历险记：海绵出水TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutofWater2015剧本中英文对照完整版
海绵宝宝历险记：海绵出水噢，原来你在这儿啊！我的小心肝儿！Oh, there you are, my lovely. 嗯，你说什么？Hmm! What's that?把书拿走？Take the book?我不会太客气的I don't mind if I do.总算是到手了At last, it is mine.最终，你还是成了我的Finally, you are mine.好吧，开打吧！只管放马过来！All right. Let's do this. Bare knuckles. 来吧小骷髅，你吓不到我的Bring it on, skinny. You don't scare me. 你们有没有7 ？You got any sevens?去屎吧注：牌桌上称很弱的玩家为FishGo fish.就这么点儿本事？Is that all you got?啊吼Ooh.自动驾驶嗯Hmm.伙计，超期未还哦Man, this is way overdue.“曾几何时，在大海的深处”"Once upon a time, under the sea,“有一个小镇，被称为：比奇堡”"there was a little town called Bikini Bottom.“这个小镇里，有一个餐厅”"In this town, there was a place“叫做：蟹堡王餐厅”"called The Krusty Krab,“那里的居民都会去吃一种汉堡”"where folks would come to eat athing“叫做：蟹黄堡”"called the Krabby Patty.“那么说到这里就不得不提一提”"Every greasy spoon has a fry cook, “在这里工作的这个厨师了”"and the one who worked here“那就是穿方裤子的：海绵宝宝”"was named SpongeBob SquarePants."海绵宝宝主题曲是谁住在水下的菠萝屋里？Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?海绵宝宝！SpongeBob SquarePants!都闭嘴，别唱了黄颜色的他吸收又吐气！Just hold it. Hold it.Absorbent and yellow and porous is he海绵宝宝！SpongeBob SquarePants!如果你想要打发航海的无趣！If nautical nonsense be something youwish海绵宝宝！SpongeBob SquarePants!就趴在甲板上扑打像鱼！Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish海绵宝宝！SpongeBob SquarePants!住嘴！Stop!哈？Huh?那唯一不爽的事There's only one thing worse就是那些会说话的鸟……than talking birds, and that would be...太聒噪了！Singing birds!好吧，我保证不太噪～～Okay, I promise not to si-i-i-ng.看看我们Take it from us.他真的是很讨厌会唱歌的鸟He really does hate singing birds.请继续讲吧，海盗先森Just keep weading. Pwease, Mr. Piwate, sir.过来靠近点，我继续给你们讲故事Come closer while I tell you the tale.-OK，开始吧-别那么近！！Okay, start reading. No. Not that close! 嘢，嗯哼Yeah. Hmm.好吧，开始了All right, here we go.那么，海绵宝宝很喜欢Now, SpongeBob loved his job他的厨师工作……as a fry cook...……爱的胜过任何事...more than anything.那真的是真爱And that is saying a lot因为他什么都喜欢because he loved everything!他喜欢他的宠物蜗牛，小蜗He loved his pet snail, Gary.他喜欢他的朋友，派大星He loved his best friend, Patrick.他喜欢吹泡泡He loved blowing bubbles以及水母～and jellyfishing. Whee!他喜欢做蟹黄堡He loved making Krabby Patties给比奇堡的居民吃for the folks of Bikini Bottom就如同他们爱吃蟹黄堡一样just as much as they loved eating them. 为什么？你可能会问……Why, you may ask,为什么他们这么爱这个油油的小三明治？do they love this greasy little sandwich so much?为什么他们早上吃……Why did they eat them for breakfast...中午吃……...lunch,晚上还吃and dinner,甚至无视医生的警告despite their doctor's warnings?他只剩一周的寿命了He'll be gone in a week.噢，哈罗德！Oh, Harold!喔，这是个秘密Oh. It was a secret.没有人知道No one was sure what was为什么这个汉堡如此好吃in these patties that made them so delicious. 甚至没人在意这一点And, frankly, no one cared,除了痞老板except for Plankton. Meh.痞老板在蟹堡王的街对面Plankton owned a restaurant right across the street也有一家餐厅from The Krusty Krab,但是没人去吃where no one ate因为那里做的东西实在是烂because the food was really bad.有必要这么说吗？Now, is that really necessary?痞老板穷尽了他的一生Plankton had made it his life's work都想要偷取配方to steal the recipe.海绵宝宝，别这样，我们谈谈吧SpongeBob, please, let's talk about this!而海绵宝宝永远都会守护这个配方And SpongeBob was always there to protect it.但是今天，事情……But today, things就完全不同了would be different.早上好，海绵宝宝Good morning, SpongeBob!好啊，派大星Morning, Patrick!你的餐前蟹黄堡吃过了吗？You here for your pre-lunch Krabby Patty?我今天吃了两个I'm getting two today.你个我吃，一个给了我朋友One for me and one for my friend.噢，我见过你的朋友吗？Oh. Have I met this friend?“当然认识了，海绵宝宝”"You know me, SpongeBob."用餐愉快，派肚皮Enjoy, Patrick's tummy.13Thirteen,14、15……fourteen, fifteen...嘿，蟹老板，我觉得那是我们Hey, Mr. Krabs, I thought we got周四的调味酱our tartar sauce delivery on Thursday.调味……Tartar...酱？Sauce?正中靶心！哈哈哈～Bull's-eye!痞老板！Plankton!所以，他想来个食物大战吗，啊？So it's a food fight he wants, eh?欢迎乘坐痞老板航空Welcome to Air Plankton.请调回你的座椅并收起小桌板Please put your seat backs and tray tables up我们就要接近目的地了as we're now approaching our final destination. 好了，派大星，装填土豆炮弹Okay, Patrick, load the potatoes!土豆泥还是土豆片，长官？Mashed or scalloped, sir?不是，派大星，土豆弹No, Patrick. Raw.是，遵命，长官！Sir, yes, sir!锁定并装填完毕！Locked and loaded!不要担心，小配方，你在这是安全的Don't worry, little formuler, you'll be safe in this,恩，安全uh, safe.开火！Fire!土豆？Potatoes?敌军正在接近！He's closing in!我觉得离他到达这里还需要几分钟～I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.他就在我们上方！He's right on top of us!嘿，下薯条了！Hey, it's raining fries!想把我的小心肝打下来你还需要再多点土豆呢It's gonna take a lot more than potatoes to bring this baby down.或者，也许不需要Or maybe not.喔！Whoo!等一下，派大星，看他又弄了辆坦克！Wait a minute, Patrick, look! He's got a tank!好吧，蟹堡王，送你们根腌黄瓜尝尝吧Well, Krabs, you're certainly in a pickle now!嘿，下腌黄瓜了Hey, it's raining pickles!现在又下……Now it's raining...坦克了～Tanks.不用谢了！You're welcome!惨了Finland.请下命令，长官！Your orders, sir!我要两个蟹黄堡I'll have two Krabby Patties-extra ketchup,番茄酱加量、芥末酱加量、超多蛋黄酱extra mustard, and hold the mayo.打错了！Wrong channel!请下命令，长官！Your orders, sir!番茄酱加量、芥末酱加量、超多蛋黄酱！Extra ketchup! Extra mustard! Hold the mayo!遵命，长官！Yes, sir!番茄酱加量、芥末酱加量Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!超多～蛋黄酱～Hold the mayo!准备释放美味啦！Unleash the condiments!加量不加价With relish.不好意思Excuse me.哈喽？Hello?哈喽？Hello?-我猜你们不想要钱了-收钱？Guess y'all don't want my money. Money?谢谢，欢迎光临！Thank you! Come again!我拿不住蛋黄酱了～I can't hold the mayo any longer!蛋黄酱？好吧，再多的蛋黄酱也不能……Mayo? Well, it's going to take a lot more than mayo to stop...还有什么啊？Now what?噢！Oh!刚想起来，我不是蟹老板的员工……I just remembered, I don't work for Mr. Krabs!机器人！机器人！Robot! Robot!机器人！进击的巨人！Robot! Giant robot!机器人！机器人！Robot! Robot!蟹老板，痞老板来了，而且还开着个超大机器人Mr. Krabs, Plankton's here and he's got a giant robot!快点，伙计，堵住门！Quick, boy, bar the door!搞定！Got it!那我就把秘方……I'll take one secret formula...……带走了...to go.噢，我勒个去，没油了？Oh, barnacles. I'm out of gas?我还没完呢I'm not through yet.我还有能让你乖乖交出秘方的东西呢I've got something that will make you hand over that formula.一些你完全不能拒绝的东西Something you can't resist.现金！Money!没错，哈？Yes! Huh?这是……这是……不可能的！That's... That's... That's impossible!上周钱还是满的呢啊Well, it was full of money just last week.我买了架飞机，又买了辆坦克And then I bought that airplane and built that tank.听起来好像Sounds to me like某个人要破个小产咯！someone's just a wee bit broke!好吧，蟹老板，好像你赢了Well, Krabs, I guess you've won.为了把你从这生意里搞走I've spent every penny I've ever made我花掉了所有积蓄trying to put you out of business.除了我这最后的一枚硬币Except this one. My last penny.我能拿这可怜的一枚硬币干什么呢？Besides, what can I do with one measly cent anyway?给你个建议，你可以交给我You could give it to me. Just a suggestion. 给，拿去吧Here, take it.你已经夺走了一切，多一枚又何妨You've taken everything else. Why not?那么，痞老板，像回锅蟹黄堡一样Well, Plankton, like a reheated Krabby Patty,你又一次失败了you've been foiled again.我想这意味着那秘方I guess this means the secret formula永远安全了，对吗，蟹老板？is safe forever, right, Mr. Krabs?当然了，孩子！It sure does, boy.还不赶快夹着尾巴滚？Why don't you scurry along?感谢惠顾！生活愉快！Thanks for coming! Have a nice day!他在外面哭了有20分钟了He's been out there crying for 20 minutes. 悲哀Pathetic.我要过去幸灾乐祸一下I'm just going to go out there and gloat a little. 独眼龙呼叫笔记本！听到请回答，笔记本！Cyclops to Laptop. Come in, Laptop.“笔记本”？你要明白这昵称实在太烂了"Laptop." You do realize that nickname is demeaning?我可比笔记本多一块电源呢！I have twice the processing power of a laptop.算了，保持信道畅通吧Never mind. Maintain radio silence.终于！Finally!啊？Huh?压力感应器吗？蟹老板？A pressure plate, eh, Krabs?小菜一碟Amateur hour.嗯Hmm.完美啊！Perfect!看起来还不错Not a bad likeness.对付那蠢货蟹老板足够了！Good enough to fool that idiot Krabs.慢点，慢点Easy, easy.痞老板破产咯，噢吼Plankton's broke! Ooh-ooh.看蟹老板那样子Look at Mr. Krabs go.从来没见过他这么刻薄I've never seen him gloat this hard before. 嘿，好吧，痞老板Hey, well, Plankton,我觉得是时候停止幸灾乐祸了me bunions are telling me it's time to stop gloating.嗯？你看起来好像开线了噢Huh? Looks like you're falling apart at the seams.-啊？-我真可怜～Huh? Poor me.-呜咽，呜咽～-机器人？Sob, sob. A robot?痞老板？Plankton?啊噢Uh-oh.这下遭了That ain't good.启动锁定程序Initiating lockdown sequence.我的秘方！Me formuler!啊？噢！Huh? Ow!No, no, no! No!No, no, no! No!章鱼哥，开门！Squidward! Open up!哈-哈-胜利之舞-Boo-yaHa-ha, victory dance. Boo-ya.拿过来！Give me that!摆脱，海绵宝宝，跟我干吧！Come on, SpongeBob, join me!我们会非常有钱有势的And we'll be rich and powerful,～在我背叛你之前until I eventually betray you.-呃，加入吧！-不，不可能！Uh, join me! No! Never!我跟定蟹老板了！I'm on Team Krabs for life!痞老板！Plankton!啊？秘方哪去了？What? Where'd it go?等一下，分子解构？Wait a minute. Molecular deconstruction?这个不可能的科学现象我证明过7 次啊！I proved that to be a scientific impossibility seven times!等一下Wait a minute.我今天好像忘了给小蜗清垃圾了I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today.我的秘方呢？痞老板！Where's me formuler, Plankton?我……我不知道，它消失了！I... I don't know! It just disappeared!我为什么会相信你啊，你这个诈骗犯？！Why should I believe you, you lying liar?正常情况下，我举双手赞成你说的，蟹老板Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs,但是这次他说的是真的，秘方突然消失了！but this time he's telling the truth. It just vanished!是真的！It's true!蟹老板，我跟你说，他是无辜的Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you he's innocent!你要干什么啊，蟹老板What are you going to do, Krabs?要在我身上倒热油吗？Pour hot oil on me?还是要在我的指甲上插竹签？Or put bamboo shoots under my nails? 不，敲敲门No. Knock, knock.玩敲门游戏？我能跟你玩一整天，老蟹Knock-knock jokes? I can do this all day, Krabs.咚咚，敲门啦Knock, knock.噢，天哪，是谁啊？Oh, boy. Who's there?吉米Jimmy.吉米什么？Jimmy who?吉米秘方！痞老板！还我秘方！痞老板！注：Jimmy 谐音Gave meJimmy back my formuler, Plankton!好吧，蠢死了，但是这就是你的大刑伺候？Well, that's stupid, but how is it torture?你会明白的You'll see.“吉～米～秘～方”？"Jimmy back my formula"?嗯Hmm.喔！Oh!我明白了！I get it!快让他停下，蟹老板，快停下！Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop! 蟹老板？闭嘴！海绵宝宝Mr. Krabs? SpongeBob, zip it!谢谢你，章鱼哥Thank you, Squidward.客户都被你们搞毛了！The customers are getting restless!他们纷纷要求They're asking for退款refunds.退款Refunds.退款？Refunds?退款！退款！Refund! Refund!听着，臭小子，快点进去Listen up, boy. Get in there快给他们做些蟹黄堡！and make me customers some Krabby Patties! 好了，痞老板……啊？All right, Plankton... Huh?海绵宝宝，怎么啦，孩子？SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy?我们没有蟹黄堡了？We're out of Krabby Patties?我们没了秘方怎么做蟹黄堡啊？How can we make more Krabby Patties without the secret formula?那现在只能靠你的记忆做了！You've got to have that formuler memorized by now!话虽如此，先生But as you are aware, sir,但是员工规章上明文规定了以下内容：the employee handbook clearly states, and I quote,“任何员工不得以任何形式”"No employee may, in part or in whole, “私自使用蟹黄堡制作秘方”"commit the Krabby Patty secret formula “包括但不限于书面形式……”"to any recorded written or visual form,“以及记忆中、梦境中等类似情况下”"including memories, dreams, and/or needlepoint."我勒个草，TMD 什么条款啊！Curse you, fine print!退款！退款！退款！Refund! Refund! Refund!停一下！Stop!我也是受害者！I'm not your enemy!痞老板才是你们的敌人！Plankton is your enemy!那么敌人是个海葵或者海虫？So is he an anemone or a plankton?总之，是要有人负责的Well, someone had to do it.但是，蟹老板……But Mr. Krabs...他窃取了你们的这个！He took this from you!-蟹黄堡……-我差点就吃到了Krabby Patty... I can almost taste it. 呃，蟹老板，痞老板没拿秘方Uh, Mr. Krabs, Plankton didn't take the secret formula.现在别说这个，海绵宝宝Not now, SpongeBob!嘿，我还叫了双份蟹黄堡呢Hey! I ordered a double Krabby Patty!那么跟我一起找回秘方吧！So join me! Help get the formuler back,然后我会给你们每人一份免费的蟹黄堡！and I'll give each and every one of you a free Krabby Patty!噢，不，等等！Oh, no! Wait!还是～给优惠券吧！Even better, a slight discount!打倒海之霸！To The Chum Bucket!但是他没有拿But he didn't do it.我明明用我贪婪的小手抓到了I had it right in my greedy little mitts, 然后……嘭的一声and then... Poof!不见了，一去不复返了！And now it's gone. Gone forever.噢，我几乎就得到了人们的尊重/恐惧Oh, I was so close to gaining the people's respect-slash-fear.呃，痞老板？Um, Plankton?噢，那将是我结束沮丧/耻辱的一刻啊Oh, when will my frustration-slash-humiliation end?痞老板？别插嘴啊！Plankton? Not now, hon!我正在咆哮/呓语I'm ranting-slash-raving.好吧，到底怎么了？All right, what is it?那么，我刚才想告诉你有一群愤怒的暴民在外面Well, I was trying to tell you there's an angry mob outside.但是现在已经进来了But now they're inside.噢～Oh.-哼-我只是个上班的Hmm? I just work here.我们有几句话找你聊聊！We'd like to have a word with you!你们应该都饿了吧You all look very hungry.有没有人来过海霸堡尝尝？Can I get anybody a Chum Burger?我们对你太客气了，痞老板！Enough with the niceties, Plankton!我再问你最后一次！This is the last time I'm going to ask you.我的秘方哪去了？！Where is me formuler?我说过了，蟹老板，我没拿～I told you, Krabs, I don't have it.回答错误！Wrong answer.住手！Stop!好了，蟹老板，这个让我来吧！All right, Mr. Krabs, let me get in on this. 到底是要怎么着啊？What's going on around here?你可能要往后退一点，蟹老板You may want to step back a little, Mr. Krabs.可能会乱七八糟的This could get messy.我倒希望这样Let's hope so.怎么你还不老实交代吗，痞老板？So you won't talk, eh, Plankton?这么做其实我是拒绝的I didn't want to have to do this.痞老板，承受痛苦吧Plankton, here comes the pain.肥皂水弄他眼睛里吗？够毒辣！Soap in the eye, eh? Diabolical!不！不要！别介！No! Stop! Don't!等等，好像不是很痛苦的样子Wait. That didn't look painful.蟹老板，你可能不明白我今天为什么要这么做Mr. Krabs, you may not understand what I'm about to do today,但是总有一天，我们会和好如初的but someday we'll look back and have a good laugh.等一下Wait a minute.嘿，他们要跑了！Hey, they're getting away!对不起了，蟹老板！Sorry, Mr. Krabs!这么说你是一直都在骗我咯，啊？So, you've been running a long con on me, eh?这些年你一直在当痞老板的卧底？！All these years you've been working for Plankton!他们是一伙的！They're in cahoots!没错，简单来说是那样的Yeah, I guess that's a short way of saying it. 打掉那个泡泡！Stop that bubble!拜托请告诉我下面是软的Please tell me there's something soft below me.嗯～～不是Mmm, nope.海绵宝宝！SpongeBob!哦，虽然工资不高但我一直对你视如己出Oh. You were like an underpaid son to me.我一直觉得章鱼哥会在我背后捅刀子I would've expected Squidwardto stab me in the back.啊？什么？啊？Huh? What? Huh?但海绵宝宝？我最信任的员工？But SpongeBob?竟然是敌人的卧底？Me most trusted employee? Working with me sworn enemy?你知道这意味着什么吗？章鱼哥You know what this means, Mr. Squidward.我们要放一天假？We get the rest of the day off?不！No!这就是我最担心的预兆啊This be but a harbinger of what I fear lies ahead.对你来说，也对我来说For you. For me.对所有比奇堡的居民来说For all of Bikini Bottom!蟹黄堡就是我们之间的纽带The Krabby Patty is what ties us all together!没有它，我们的社会秩序将彻底破裂Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order.战争即将降临A war of all against all!黑暗时代正在揭幕Dark times are ahead.动荡即将到来！Dark times indeed!真的吗？Seriously?你是不是反应过度了？Aren't you overreacting a bit?哈？Huh?欢迎来到创世纪，章鱼哥Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. 希望你喜欢这身皮革I hope you like leather.我喜欢麂皮I prefer suede.然后，比奇堡开始变成了And so Bikini Bottom became世界末日的化粪池，永永远远an apocalyptic cesspool forevermore. 剧终The end.等一等，这结局太可怕了Wait a minute. That's a terrible ending.-噢，这太不好了，太不好了-什么？什么？Oh, this is bad. Really bad. What? What?海绵宝宝麻烦大了，然后就结束了？SpongeBob's in trouble and the story's over?啊噢！啊噢！啊噢！Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.嘿，给我找个医生！Hey, call a therapist!我要抑郁了！I have anxiety!这不可能是故事的结局！There is no way that that's the end of this story.当然是了！不信等下给你看Of course it is. I'll show you.转过身去Just turn around.噢，就是这样！Oh, all right.嘿！Hey!我靠这个飞呢，你个傻逼！I need that to fly, you jerk.“剧"The终！”"End"!这才不是剧终呢！That's not the end!当然是了！Of course it is!放开这本书，赶快松嘴！Unhand that book! You let go of that!快松开，你这蠢货！Let go, you numbskull!你最好读下去，海盗先生You better keep reading, Mr. Pirate,要不然～or else!我知道我不该乱丢垃圾，但是这结局实在是太烂了I know I shouldn't be littering, but that ending was rubbish!哈哈哈哈～Rubbish!早上好，章鱼哥，我还是来份老套餐Good morning, Squidward. I'll have the usual.多加芝士With cheese.我们现在已经没有蟹黄堡了！We're out of Krabby Patties right now! 没蟹黄堡了？！No Krabby Patties?不要啊！！No!看看比奇堡都变成啥了Look what's become of Bikini Bottom.我们真的需要找回秘方了We've really gotta get that formula back. 嗯，你说要找回秘方？Hmm. Get the secret formula, you say?抱歉，给我点时间Excuse me, I need a moment.有了秘方的话，我就可以统治世界啦With that formula, I could rulethe world!你知道我能听到的，对吧？You know I can hear you, right?好吧，我们要怎么做呢？Well, what do we do now?现在我们要一起做这件事，懂得吧？团队合作Now we work together. You know, teamwork.什么是……呃……土-安～队合作What's, uh, "tee-am work"?不是，痞老板，团队合作No, Plankton, teamwork.土-安～队合作Tee-am work.-团队合作-秃队合作Teamwork. Tie-'em work.-团队合作-土堆和桌Teamwork. Tie 'em up!-说“团”，就像那个旅游……-团Say "team," like a sports... Team.-团，然后说“队”-队Team. Now say "work." Work.然后放在一起，怎么说？Put them together. What do you got?图案的味……合作Time bomb work.进展不错！Getting better!现在播报比奇堡突发新闻Now, Bikini Bottom Action News!噢，嘿，派大星Oh, hey, Patrick!蟹黄堡！蟹黄堡！蟹黄堡！蟹黄堡！Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!蟹黄堡！蟹黄堡！蟹黄……Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby...蟹黄堡！蟹黄堡！蟹黄……Krabby Patty, Krabby...蟹黄堡！蟹黄……Krabby Patty...蟹黄堡！……Krabby...蟹黄堡！Krabby!走吧，肚皮Come on, tummy,今天会很难过……it's gonna be a long day.各位观众十分抱歉We interrupt your regular program现在插播一条重要新闻for an important news bulletin.伯奇伯金向您报道Perch Perkins reporting live比奇堡现场～实况from downtown Bikini Bottom.今天我们的小镇完全陷入混乱之中Complete chaos here today as our town attempts to deal with这是因为蟹黄堡突然供应短缺～哇噢！a sudden and complete shortage of Krabby Patties. Whoa!现在甚至连我们记者都想知道Events here have this reporter wondering,蟹黄堡的秘密成分到底是什么呐？what is the secret ingredient in Krabby Patties anyway?是爱！秘方就是爱！It's love! The secret ingredient is love!再也没有蟹黄堡了？No more Krabby Patties?早知道的话……If I'd have known that,我就吃慢一点了……啊？I'd have chewed it slower. Huh?那是神马玩意儿啊？What the corndog is that?拜托，痞老板，很简单的！Come on, Plankton, it's easy!也就是我帮你，你帮我！It means, I help you, you help me,然后完成的时候and when we accomplish our goal,我们把手放在一起then we do hands in the middle.把手放一起？不，不，听起来很傻耶！Hands in the middle? No, no. Sounds idiotic.还有，就凭我们俩就想对抗下面那些暴民了吗？！Besides, the two of us are no match for that cranky mob!也许我们是该试试……We could probably use a few more图-案队合作tee-am works.那是必须的，我就这意思！That's exactly what I was thinking!等等，你要干……嘛？！Wait, what are you doing?我 (I)要……蟹黄堡！Need Krabby Patties!派大星，你干嘛呢？Patrick, what are you doing?蟹黄堡！Krabby Patties!砸东西呢Vandalizing stuff.砸你自己的房子吗？Isn't that your house?嘿，你有什么意见嘛？！Hey, what's with all the questions?你们是谁啊？Who are you guys?我啊，你的好朋友！海绵宝宝？It's me, your best friend! SpongeBob? 噢，是吗？好吧，如果你是海绵宝宝……Oh, yeah? Well, if you're SpongeBob,那么通关密码是什么？then what's the secret password? 呃……Uh...正确！真的是你！Correct! It is you!-海绵宝宝！-哇噢！SpongeBob! Whoa!-海绵宝宝-派大星！SpongeBob. Patrick!海绵宝宝！SpongeBob!你为什么不在蟹堡王做蟹黄堡了？Why aren't you at The Krusty Krab making Krabby Patties?呃，我想做来着，但是秘方不见了Well, I'd love to, but the formula's gone.呃啊，蟹老板说你跟痞老板合伙偷走了Yeah, Mr. Krabs says you and Plankton took it.不对，事情不是那样的！No, that's not what happened.是突然不见的！It just disappeared.我们要组成团队去找秘方We're putting a team together to find it.团队？A team?噢！噢！选我！选我！选我！Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! OK，派大星，算你一个Okay, Patrick, you're in.我不太同意，海绵宝宝I don't know, SpongeBob.为啥要跟这活宝组成图案队？What exactly does this clown bring to the tee-am?他是很忠诚的，痞老板He brings loyalty, Plankton.忠诚，对吧，派大星？Loyalty. Isn't that right, Patrick?当然了，我很忠诚Yeah, yeah, loyalty.我抓到的海绵宝宝！I've got SpongeBob!他在这儿呢！He's over here!快去抓住他！Let's go get him!拜托，海绵宝宝！我们快走吧！Come on, SpongeBob, let's get out of here!派大星～Patrick!派大星，为什么你要这么做？！Patrick, why are you doing this?因为我……要……吃……Because I need蟹黄堡!Krabby Patties!快点！我饿了！Hurry up! I'm hungry!就在这儿！Over here!伙计们，我还是团队一员吗？Guys, am I still on the team?嘿，你看什么看？Hey, what are you looking at?珊迪？！Sandy!珊迪？！Sandy!珊迪～Sandy?珊迪，你在家吗？Sandy, are you home?天～痞老板，真希望她在家～Gee, Plankton, I wonder where she is. 这都是些什么啊？What is all this stuff?珊迪？Sandy?别碰这个！Don't touch that!语无伦次～喃喃自语～Incoherent muttering.珊迪？你没事吧？Sandy? Are you okay?没事？！Okay?你没看外面吗？这像“没事”吗？！Have you looked outside? Does that seem "okay" to you?我要搞清楚到底发生了什么？I'm trying to figure out what happened to society.如果我们不赶快解决这个If we don't fix it soon,那就彻底完蛋了！there won't be anything left to fix!珊迪？Sandy?看来吃不到蟹黄堡已经把她搞疯了The lack of Krabby Patties has driven her mad.我觉得，我搞清楚了！And I think I figgered it out.看！Look.当这东西落下来的时候When this came down from above,我就知道这只意味着一件事！I knew it could only mean one thing.意味着什么？And that would be?意味着剧终！It means it's the end!汉堡之神生气了！The sandwich gods are angry with us!汉堡之神？Sandwich gods?我只是不知道该如何安抚神灵！I just don't know how we're going toappease them!你还有其他朋友吗？You got any other friends比如修灯泡的或者卖坚果的？who aren't dim bulbs or nut jobs?好吧，我还有一个最忠诚的朋友呢Well, I have one friend who's loyal to the very end.小蜗，我回来了Gary, I'm home.小蜗蜗？Gare-bear?小蜗？Gary?小蜗？Gary?呃……啊？Ugh. Huh?真恶心！Revolting!但这意味着小蜗就在附近But it means Gary is close by!小蜗，我回来了Gary, I'm back!哇噢……Whoa.噢，小蜗，我和痞老板需要你帮我们找蟹黄堡秘方Oh, hey, Gary, Plankton and I need you to help us find the Krabby Patty formula然后恢复往常的比奇堡and fix Bikini Bottom.不用按我说的做？你什么意思？What do you mean, you don't have to do as I say anymore?“蜗牛之王”？你什么意思？What do you mean, "King of Snails"? 臭小蜗，你赶快给我下来，然后跟我们一起走Gary The Snail, you get down here right now and join this team!“抓住他们”？你什么意思？What do you mean, "Seize them"?你跑什么啊？Why are you running?因为他们在后面追啊！Because they're right on our tail.噢对了，他们是蜗牛～Oh, right, snails.你的图案队还真不少……Well, so much for your tee-am.组建一个团队比我想象的难多了Putting together a team is a lot harder than I thought it would be!在这边！This way!风头过去之前，我们最好还是离开这里先We better get out of here until things cool off.所有我们喜欢的事情都变糟了Everything we know and love has been destroyed.噢，是的，看样子他们要Oh, yeah, looks like they're gonna have to 把比奇堡改成垃圾堡了change the name of Bikini Bottom to Dirty Bottom.对吧，海绵宝宝？Right, SpongeBob?好像是挺恶心的，痞老板That's kind of gross, Plankton.是啊，对，太快了，是吧？Yeah. Yeah, too soon, huh?感觉好像真的要结束了～This feels like it really is the end.别担心，海绵宝宝Don't worry, SpongeBob,我们会找到秘方的，然后一切都会恢复如初we'll find the secret formula and everything will go back to the way it was,你懂的，所有的快乐和悲伤you know, all happy and junk.现在，试着睡一觉吧Now let's try and get some sleep.对啊，我想你是对的Yeah, I guess you're right.快快睡吧，舒服点了吗？Here you are. Feel comfy?知道吗，痞老板You know, Plankton,我觉得你应该是明白了一些I think you might know a little bit more 什么是团队合作about teamwork than you let on.晚安吧，海绵宝宝Good night, SpongeBob.晚安，痞老板Good night, Plankton.你确实要“好好睡觉”哦"Good night," indeed.就是这样，海绵宝宝，睡吧～That's right, SpongeBob, sleep.秘方应该就存在你脑袋里的某个地方吧You're hiding that formula in there somewhere.哈？Huh?好吧，这里好像没什么东西啊Well, here goes nothing.咦？Huh?这里到底是哪儿啊？What is this place?糖浆大战！Fudge fight!噢，弄得我浑身都是！Oh, it's all over me!呃！这里甜过头了吧！！Ew! It's so sweet in here!甜的我的眼都要牙疼了！I think my eyeball is getting a toothache!你好啊，痞老板Hello, Plankton.快来和我们一块玩啊Come and play with us.快点Hurry在我们融化之前～before we melt.哇噢……Whoa...真的甜过头了啊！So much sweetness.都要给我甜出病来啦！I think I'm going to be sick!啊？Huh?爹地！Daddy!噢，痞老板？喔，痞老板！Uh, Plankton? Oh, Plankton!我刚才做了个很疯的梦，里面还有你I just had the craziest dream! And you were in it!我觉得肯定没我！I'm sure it was nothing.现在，赶紧继续睡吧Now go back to sleep.你刚才进到我脑袋里了？Were you in my brain?什么？怎么可能？！什么疯话！What? No! That's crazy talk!那为什么你的小天线上都是我的棉花糖？！Then why is there cotton candy on your antenna?因为，呃……因为，呃……Because, uh, because, uh...好吧，我刚进了你的脑袋Okay, fine, I was in your brain.你都在里面干了什么？What were you doing in there?你觉得我会干什么啊？What do you think I was doing?当然是找秘方了！Looking for the secret formula.。
2024年海绵宝宝经典语录
2024海绵宝宝经典语录2024海绵宝宝经典语录11、有高水平的集体，才有高水平的个人。
2、我这一辈子的努力就是为了今天，现在我准备好了！3、有青苔的地方就有文明。
4、派大星，我们有蟹黄堡了！5、这城市需要被摧毁，不然至少也要粉刷上新的颜色！6、如果没有自信心的话，你永远也不会有快乐。
7、我准备好去参加派对了，你准备好去参加派对了吗？蟹老板！8、别人看不起你，很不幸；自己看不起自己，更不幸。
9、每一天都是最美好的一天。
10、海绵宝宝，你开的是一辆看不见的车，所以，你需要的只是一张看不见的驾照。
11、我承认我不好，没有你，我一点都不好。
12、不管你是否愿意相信，在美丽的比基尼海滩，每个岩洞下面，都藏着一个奇迹。
13、我喜欢在蟹堡王工作，喜欢两面都抹水母酱。
我觉得抓水母和吹泡泡是最好玩的游戏，我有点兜齿，我上班从来不迟到，我还没有驾照，我有点矮。
14、无论境况多么糟糕，你都应该去努力支配你的环境，把自己从黑暗中拯救出来。
15、有财富的人追求优裕的生活，有智慧的人追求优质的生活。
16、我的朋友那么多，随便就可以找出3个来！17、力量越大，责任就越重大。
18、所有人都会犯错，所以铅笔的另一头有橡皮。
19、叫我第一名！叫我第一名！20、钱不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
21、章鱼哥，知道谁要来上班了吗？22、松驰的琴弦，永远奏不出美妙的乐曲。
23、谁都会犯错误，所以人们才会在铅笔的另一头装上橡皮。
24、失败与挫折只是暂时的，成功已不会太遥远！25、能说不能做，不是真智慧。
26、你今天想干什么派大星？27、好像都是这样，越在意什么，越失去什么。
28、如果你是坏人，我不会放了你的。
但是如果你是好人我就放了你。
29、你要努力成为梧桐，让喜鹊在这里栖息。
你要努力成为大海，让百川在这里聚积。
30、常自认为是福薄的人，任何不好的事情发生都合情合理，有这样平常心态，将会战胜很多困难。
31、如果你总是让人踩过你的头，你永远都不会得到你想要的东西。
海绵宝宝的40句经典名言英语
海绵宝宝的40句经典名言英语英文回答：1. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"2. "My hobbies include jellyfishing, karate, and annoying Squidward."3. "I'm not a knucklehead, Squidward. I'm just a happy-go-lucky jellyfish-hunting, Krabby Patty-flipping, pineapple-living goofball!"4. "I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!"5. "Krabby Patties! The food of the future!"6. "You're fired!" (followed by a dramatic pose)。
7. "Gary, come home! I miss you!"8. "I am a goofy goober, yes I am."9. "The best day ever!"10. "I'm a big kid now!"11. "Imagination is more important than knowledge."12. "Always remember, kids, being kind is more important than being right."13. "Don't be a hater, be a motivator!"14. "Even the smallest of creatures can make a big difference."15. "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."16. "You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime, you just might find, you get what you need."17. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."18. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."19. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."20. "Never give up on your dreams, no matter how small they may seem."21. "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude."22. "Always look on the bright side of life!"23. "A friend in need is a friend indeed."24. "Home is where the heart is."25. "Love is patient, love is kind."26. "There's no place like home."27. "The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be."28. "Be the change you wish to see in the world."29. "Happiness is a choice."30. "Life is a gift, cherish every moment."31. "Don't sweat the small stuff."32. "Live, laugh, love."33. "Today is a new day, a new beginning."34. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."35. "Believe to achieve."36. "Don't judge a book by its cover."37. "The best things in life are free."38. "A penny saved is a penny earned."39. "Laughter is the best medicine."40. "Practice makes perfect."中文回答：1. 蛋黄酱是一种乐器吗？2. 我的爱好包括捕水母、空手道和烦斯奎德沃德。
海绵宝宝第72集英文台词精编版
72*Wishing You Well*蟹老板：(walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it but there is none) Nothing. Oh well. (hears something in the distance) That sounds like a quarter crying for help. (a quarter rolls in front of Mr Krabs) Come to papa!Mom Fish: Hold it right there, buddy. My son just dropped that quarter.蟹老板：Yeah? Well that kid looks pretty shifty to me. How do I know he didn't steal it? (lady hits him in the face with her purse) Hey! That little brat is throwing perfectly good money away! Oh, so if I can't have it, no one... (gets hit in the face with the purse again) I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole. (walks over to the well) Poor little quarter. What the...? This well is full of money! Don't worry little fellas, I'll save ya! (tries to climb in the well but is too big) Oh, it's no use. Me poop deck's too big.Lady Fish: Make a wish, dear.Harold: All my wishes have already come true.Lady Fish: Oh you. (tosses the coin at the well)蟹老板：Noo!! (jumps at the coin) I'll save ya, money! (grabs the coin) Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think you're doing?Harold: Umm, using the wishing well.Lady Fish: You toss in a coin and make a wish.蟹老板：And then what?Harold: And...that's it. Nothing else happens.Lady Fish: It's fun!章鱼哥：Spongebob, why aren't those patties ready?海绵宝宝：You can't rush perfection.章鱼哥：I'm not rushing perfection. I'm rushing you.海绵宝宝：(laughs) Always the kidder, Squidward.章鱼哥：Oh, this job stinks! But at least I'm not digging ditches.蟹老板：(enters Krusty Krab) Squidward, Spongebob, I got a new job for ya. (scene cuts to outside Krusty Krab where there is a red X on the ground) X marks the spot of the 'Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well'.海绵宝宝：A wishing well, here? Wow!章鱼哥：Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial anyday?蟹老板：Oh, Squidward, don't you believe in magic?海绵宝宝：Yeah, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? (walks off)章鱼哥：No, I don't, and neither does Mr Krabs.海绵宝宝：Well, I do. This well's gonna make a lot of dreams come true. (starts digging) What's the first thing you're gonna wish for?章鱼哥：To be far away from you as possible. C'mon, Spongebob, this hole's not gonna dig itself. I'm certainly not gonna do it.海绵宝宝：Squidward, aren't you excited? This is really gonna help people.Music: "Down The Well"Take a penny and some magicEven though your life is tragic, (章鱼哥：Hey!)You can throw all your dreams down the well.Although everyday the pain growsYou ride unicorns on rainbows,If you throw all your dreams down the well.When your life's come apart at the scenesAnd you've given up all your dreams,Here is just the means to make those dreams come true.No more suffering, no more sighin'No more pain and no more cryin',When you throw all your dreams down the well海绵宝宝：(puts an "open" sign in front of the well) Well, Squidward, what do you think?章鱼哥：That was the worst song I ever heard. But at least this stupid well's finished.蟹老板：It's beautiful. (takes a whiff of the air) You smell that boys? That's the smell of money. 海绵宝宝：You mean magic, don't ya?章鱼哥：All I can smell is that dumpster. (scene pans over to a dumpster behind Squidward)蟹老板：All right, Squidward, you can go back to the register.章鱼哥：As long as there's no singing.海绵宝宝：And I've got a date with a krabby patty.蟹老板：Hold on there, Spongebob. Let me show you your new station. It's kind of a promotion. Sorta.海绵宝宝：Promotion? (scene cuts to Spongebob being lowered in the well in a bucket) Why do I have to go down in the well?蟹老板：To collect the money!海绵宝宝：How long do I have to stay down here?蟹老板：See ya in 8 hours.海绵宝宝：Thanks for the promotion. It sure is dark and scary down here. (a coin hits Spongebob in the head)Sandy: I sure wish I had a fancy telescope. One that works underwater. That'd make me happier than a junebug at a porch light sale.海绵宝宝：Our very first wish! I can't wait till it comes... (another coin hits Spongebob in the head)派大星：I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just a little? Just big enough to crush my enemies, like the vermin they are!海绵宝宝：Gosh... (another coin hits Spongebob in the head) Ow!Mrs. Puff: I wish I had a snazzy new boat. I wanna be a hot ridin' momma. (Spongebob gasps. Patrick walks up to the well drinking a soda and throws it down the well when he is finished)海绵宝宝：Hey!派大星：Oh my gosh. Who said that?海绵宝宝：Patrick!派大星：How do you know my name?海绵宝宝：Patrick, this is a wishing well. Just throw in a coin and make a wish.派大星：Ok, magical talking trashcan. (takes out a coin from his pocket) I wish Spongebob were here to see this. (throws himself and the coin down the well)海绵宝宝：Patrick.派大星：(lands on top of Spongebob) Hi, Spongebob! I got my wish.海绵宝宝：Patrick, you're suppose to let go of the coin when you throw it.派大星：But I got my wish.海绵宝宝：Well, we've got 6½ hours till the end of my shift. What do you want to do now?派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. (day turns into night)派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.蟹老板：Spongebob, what kind of haul did you get?海绵宝宝：I did great, Mr Krabs. I got a nickel from Sandy, 2 pennies from Mrs. Puff, a penny from Plankton... (Patrick smiles big) ...and this slightly used pair of dentures.派大星：And they fell on my head.蟹老板：Well, I could probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick. Nah. You better just hand up the money. (sends the bucket down)海绵宝宝：This wishing well was a wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs. Has anyone's wish come true, yet? 蟹老板：Uhh, not yet. But I'm sure if you believe strong enough, and dug deep enough, everyone’s wishes will come true.海绵宝宝：Really?蟹老板：Yeah, sure, whatever.海绵宝宝：Can we come out now?蟹老板：Goodness, no. You gotta stay down there just in case any late-night wishers come by. I'll be back for ya at dawn. (leaves)海绵宝宝：Aww, no one's wishes are coming true. What did we do wrong? I know I believe hard enough. Maybe I just didn't dig deep enough. What do you say, Patrick? Are you ready to dig for some magic?派大星：Yeah.Music: "Magic Is Missing"Oh, the magic has gone missin'And everyone's still wishin'But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.You'll find magic under rubbleSo, Patrick, grab a shovelAnd here is where the magic can be found.We're at the bottom of a wellBut man won't it be swell,When we make everyone’s wishes all come true.海绵宝宝：(digs a hole and something yellow glows from the hole) Holy mackerel, look Patrick! We've struck magic.派大星：Is that good?海绵宝宝：Next to being a fry cook, it's the most important thing I've ever done.派大星：It's the only thing I've ever done.章鱼哥：Having fun down there, Spongebob? (laughs)派大星：Hi, Squidward.章鱼哥：Patrick's down there, too? It just gets better and better.海绵宝宝：Do you wanna make a wish?章鱼哥：(laughs) I got my wish. You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me.海绵宝宝：Guess what, Squidward? We found the magic.章鱼哥：(laughs) There's no magic, Spongebob. Wishing well's are just a scam to fool saps like you.海绵宝宝：No, it's true! We did find the magic. Oh, I wish you could see it. (Squidward falls down the well langing on Spongebob and Patrick) Squidward! You decided to join the party.派大星：Party!章鱼哥：Let me out of here.海绵宝宝：We were just gonna play some party games.派大星：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.派大星：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.章鱼哥：I gotta get out of here. (tries to climb out of the well)Spongebob & 派大星：Go Squidward! Go Squidward! (he falls)章鱼哥：There's not way to climb out of here.海绵宝宝：Maybe if you had more upper arm strength.派大星：Yeah, you should work out more.章鱼哥：Well, why don't I just start right now? After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here. (laughs)派大星：I don't get it.章鱼哥：Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.派大星：What does claustrophobic mean?海绵宝宝：It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.章鱼哥：No, it doesn't.派大星：Ho, ho, ho! (giggles)海绵宝宝：Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him!派大星：Ho, ho, ho!章鱼哥：It's not working, Patrick.派大星：Darn.海绵宝宝：Umm, Squidward, you're standing on my foot.章鱼哥：Oh, sorry, Spongebob.派大星：(holding a plate of ribs) And you got your elbow in my ribs.章鱼哥：Eww. Patrick!派大星：(shoves Squidward) And stop stepping in my potato salad.海绵宝宝：Hey, hey, hey, guys.章鱼哥：(shoves Patrick) Stop pushing me, Patrick.派大星：Oh, you mean like this? (shoves Squidward)章鱼哥：No, like this! (shoves Patrick)海绵宝宝：(both Patrick and Squidward are fighting) You shouldn't fight in here. This is a magical place. (scene zooms to outside the well)章鱼哥：Patrick, get off of me. (scene zooms back into the well where Patrick is sitting on Squidward) I told you I am claustrophobic.派大星：Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Claus here.章鱼哥：Patrick!! (scene cuts to daytime where Mr. Krabs returns to the well)蟹老板：Good morning, Spongebob! Let's see what ya got. (raises the bucket) Boy, it's heavy. Must be a lot of money. (Squidward comes out of the well)章鱼哥：Free. I'm free!蟹老板：Squidward? What were you doing down there? I didn't approve of the overtime. Or where you sneaking here in the dead of night for free wishes?章鱼哥：The only thing I wish for is to be far away from here. (gets hit by a bus that is traveling to 'very very far away') Ow.海绵宝宝：Bye, Squidward. Enjoy your trip!派大星：Lucky. (walks off)蟹老板：So how much money did you make last night?海绵宝宝：We didn't get any money. But we found something better. We found the magic蟹老板：The what?海绵宝宝：We dug down deeper in the well and found the magic. Now all the wishes will come true!蟹老板：Listen closely, Spongebob. You don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it. (a big telescope with an eye looking out of it appears. Mr. Krabs and Spongebob scream) What in the deep blue is that?Sandy: There's a full moon out tonight. Do you like my new telescope I wished for?海绵宝宝：That's great, Sandy!Sandy: That wishing well sure does work.蟹老板：Just a coincidence. (Mrs. Puff drives up in a new boat)Mrs. Puff: What do you think of my new hot rod?海绵宝宝：It's beautiful, Mrs. Puff. How's about letting me take it for a spin? (both laugh) Mrs. Puff: No. (drives off)海绵宝宝：See, Mr. Krabs? She wished for that boat.蟹老板：You mean she stole that boat.派大星：(walks up gigantically tall) Morning, Spongebob, Krabs. Beautiful day. (laughs and runs over to the buildings and knocks them over)海绵宝宝：Is that proof enough for ya?蟹老板：You'll never get me to believe in magic, never! Just to prove it to ya. (walks over to the well) I'll demonstrate. I wish...I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter. (lets go of the penny and laughs)海绵宝宝：Mr. Krabs! No!!蟹老板：Well, where's your magic now? (vanishes in thin air and appears as a real crab on a plate) Oh, where am I? What's going on here? (person sits down and puts on an eating bib that says "THE END" on it) Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. Oh-no!!。
中英文 海绵宝宝第一季顽皮的邻居
Sponge Bob Season One 4A(海绵宝宝第一季)Naughty Nautical Neighbors(顽皮的水中邻居) Characters：SB=Sponge Bob (海绵宝宝) P= Patrick(派大星) S=Squidward(章鱼哥) S：Wow, Squidward. This is the best soufflé you have ever created!哇，章鱼哥，这可是你做的做好的蛋奶酥了。
Oh, congratulations, chef!哦，恭喜你，大厨。
SB: Hi, Patrick.P: Hi, Sponge BobSB: Patrick, You are my best friend in the whole neighborhood.派大星，邻里之间你是我最好的朋友。
S：Patrick, You are the dumbest idiot! It has been my misfortune to know.派大星，你是个大蠢蛋。
真不幸我发现了。
P: Do you really think that, Sponge Bob？你真的这么认为么，海绵宝宝？SB: Of course. Patrick, everyone with eyes could see that.当然了，派大星。
这显而易见。
P: Yeah, well, I think you’re ugly. Yellow is ugly.额，我还觉得你丑呢！黄色什么的丑死了！SB: Patrick, what are you talking about?派大星，你在说什么呢？S：Sponge Bob，I no longer wish to know you. You give bottom dwellers a bad name.海绵宝宝，我都不再想认识你了。
你败坏比奇堡居民的名声。
看动画片学英语海绵宝宝英文字幕第一季
Season 1 Transcripts第一季目录1 Help Wanted 急征店员2 Bubble stand 吹泡泡3 Jelly fishing 捉水母4 Naughty Nautical Neighbors 挑拨离间5 Pizza Delivery 外送披萨6 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy 海超人与大洋游侠7 Hall Monitor 纠察队长8 Sandy's Rocket 珊迪的火箭9 Nature Pants 回归自然10 Culture Shock 才艺表演11 Muscle Bob Buff Pants 超级猛男12 The Chaperone 欢乐舞会13 Scaredy Pants 胆小鬼14 SB-129 时空旅行15 Sleepy Time 睡觉时间16 Valentine's Day 情人节17 Arrgh! 寻宝游戏18 Texas 想家的珊迪19 Fools in April 愚人节20 Hooky 逃学人物介绍：海绵宝宝(Sponge Bob)小蜗(Gary)派大星(Patrick)珊迪(Sandy Cheeks)章鱼哥(Squid ward)蟹老板(Mr.Crab)泡芙阿姨(Mrs.Puff)珍珍(Pearl Krabs)痞老板(Plankton)1 *Help Wanted*DialogueAnnouncer: Ah, the sea. So fascinating. So wonderful. Here, we see Bikini Bottom, teeming with life, home to one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants. Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly. (The giant foghorn wakes up SpongeBob)Spongebob: Today's the big day, Gary!Gary: Meow!Spongebob: Look at me! I'm naked! (Gets His Pants On) Gotta be in top physical condition for today, Gary.Gary: Meow!Spongebob: (SpongeBob tries to throw a weight) I'M READY!! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!Starfish: Go SpongeBob!SpongeBob: There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, Home of the Krabby Patty. With a 'Help Wanted' sign in the window! For years I've been dreaming of this moment! I'm gonna go in there, march straight to the manager, look him straight in the eye, lay it on the line,and I can't do this! (he runs, but Patrick blocks his way) Patrick!Patrick: Where do you think you're going?SpongeBob: I was just....Patrick: (cutting him off) No you're not. You're going to the Krusty Krab and get that job!SpongeBob: I can't, don't you see? I'm not good enough!Patrick: Whose first words were, "May I take your order?"SpongeBob: Mine were.Patrick: Who made a spatula out of toothpicks in wood shop?SpongeBob: I did.Patrick: Who's a.... (thinks) ....uh, who's.... (thinks even harder) ....who's a big yellow cube with holes?SpongeBob: I am!Patrick: Who's ready?SpongeBob: I'm ready!Patrick: Who's ready?SpongeBob: I'm ready!Patrick: Who's ready? (Does a split)SpongeBob: I'm ready!! (with his confidence restored, he runs toward the restaurant. There, An Octopus is spraying the glass windows to eliminate graffiti of himself with the word 'Loser.' He sees SpongeBob.)Octopus: Oh no, SpongeBob. What could he possibly want?SpongeBob: (in background) Go SpongeBob! Go SpongeBob! Go self! Go self! (The Octopus noticed the 'Help Wanted' sign and runs inside.)Octopus: Mr. Krabs! (cut to the ordering window, where Mr. Krabs is smelling a handful of money. Squidward runs up to him) Hurry, Mr. Krabs, before it's too late, I gotta tell you... (too late.)SpongeBob: (off-screen) Permission to come aboard, captain! (cut to SpongeBob, casting a shadow across the restaurant) (manly voice) I've been training my whole life for the day I could finally join the Krusty Krew, (regular voice) And now I'm ready. (while walking, he accidentally steps on a nail. He trips and bounces all over the last. The Octopus and Mr. Krabs just stare at each other. SpongeBob finally comes to a stop) So, uh, when do I start?Krabs: Well lad, it seems like you don't even have your sea legs.SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, please. I'll prove I'm fry cook material. Ask Squidward! He'll vouch for me.(Krabs and Squidward walk to the corner, where Squidward puts it plain and simple.)Squidward: No. (Krabs winks. The two walk back over.)Krabs: Well lad, we'll give you a test and if you pass, you'll be on the Krusty Krew! Go fetch me... (SpongeBob pulls out a notepad) a, uh, hydrodynamic spatula with, ah, port-and-starboard-attachments, and turbo drive! And don't come back till you get one! (Krabs puts a Krusty Krab hat on SpongeBob. SpongeBob, overjoyed, looks at himself in the mirror. He then gets serious)SpongeBob: Aye aye, captain! (reading) One hydrodynamic spatula, port-and-starboard attachments, turbo drive, coming right up sir! (he leaves)Krabs: Hurry on! (to Squidward) We'll never see that lad again.Squidward: You're terrible! A hydro-what? (the two laugh. Cut to outside, where SpongeBob walks off. Just then, five boats come and encircle around the restaurant. The doors open. Cut to Squidward and Krabs still laughing. Krabs stops, then Squidward.)Krabs: That sounded like hatch doors! (Krabs smells something, then close in on his wiggling eyes.) Do you smell it? That smell. The kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells? smelly. (his eyes bug open) (silently) Anchovies.Squidward: What?Krabs: Anchovies (the anchovies come in, hoards of them, just swarming and swarming. Squidward tries to maintain some order)Squidward: Please, please, quiet! (the anchovies stop bickering) Is this any way to behave, hmm?Anchovy: Meep!Squidward: Could we show a little decency and form a neat, single file line in front of the register?(moment of silence, then the anchovies rock the ordering boat around a bit, very violently I might add. Cut to SpongeBob, walking to a store shaped like a treasure chest.)SpongeBob: Barg'n Mart: meeting all your spatula needs. (cut back to Squidward and Mr. Krabs, stuck in the ordering boat and being swung across, literally a sea of anchovies.)Squidward: One single file line was all I asked! (cut to the ship being thrown up)Krabs: Button down the hatches, Mr. Squidward! (getting thrown back up, the ship is in pieces) We're taking on water,Mr. Squidward! (getting thrown back up again, Krabs is holding Squidward) I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward! (cut back to SpongeBob, shopping)SpongeBob: (humming) Spatula, spatula, port-and-starboard attachments? (cut back to the restaurant, where Squidward and Krabs are hanging onto a pole)Krabs: Climb, Mr. Squidward! Climb! (they do climb and tidal wave after tidal wave of anchovies nears closer and closer) Well, this is the end. Good-bye, Mr. Squidward!Squidward: Oh Mr. Krabs! (the two start to cry. Then, some blinking red lights from off-screen illuminate the two. They look up to see, Spongebob with the spatula he was sent off to receive. He's using it as a propeller to keep him in air. He sings a tune as he arrives.)SpongeBob: Did someone order a spatula? (Squidward and Mr. Krabs babble to themselves on how he obtained this) One hydrodynamic spatula with (two other spatulas pop out on the sides of the previous one) port-and-starboard attachments, and let's not forget the turbo drive! (the two extending spatulas whirl around and smack Squidward and Krabs around) Would you believe they only had one in stock? To the kitchen! (SpongeBob makes a double-spin and flies into the kitchen window) (to anchovies) Who's hungry?Song: Tiny Tim "Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight":Things that bother you never bother me,I feel happy as pie, a-ha!Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,Having a wonderful time.Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot,Coffee's only a dime,Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,Having a wonderful time.Just take it from me, I'm just as free as any daughter,I do what I like, just when I like, and how I love it!I'm right here to stay, when I'm old and gray,I'll be right in my prime,Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,Having a wonderful time.Krabs: That was the greatest fast-foodsmanship I've ever seen, Mr. SquarePants! Welcome aboard! (Krabs gives him a nametag with 'SpongeBob' written on it.)Squidward: But Mr. Krabs-Krabs: Three cheers for SpongeBob! Hip-hip!Squidward: (weakly) Hooray, Mr.-Krabs: Hip-Hip!Squidward: (quickly) Hooray, Mr.-Krabs: Hip-hip!Squidward: (quickly) Hooray, Mr. Krabs!Krabs: I'll be in my quarters, counting the booty. (he proceeds to drive a wheelbarrow full of money into his office. Then, Patrick walks in.)Patrick: Good morning, Krusty Crew!Squidward: What would you like to order, Patrick?Patrick: One Krabby Patty please. (as if as a signal, SpongeBob flies back through the ordering window via spatula and starts doing some stuff. Cut to outside, where Patrick gets hit by a wave of Krabby Patties and is flung out the door.)Squidward: Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs, come see your new employee.... End Song: Tiny Tim "Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight":Things that bother you never bother me,Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,Having a wonderful time.*Reef Blower*DialogueSquidward walks out of his house and looks around Bikini Bottom when he notices his flower is bent, so he straightens it. He looks around again and then notices a shell on his front yard. He walks over to it then looks around to see if anyone is wa tching. No one is so he kicks the shell into SpongeBob’s yard. Soon, SpongeBob looks out his window. He then notices the shell on his lawn and gets an idea. He then slides around on the ground into his garage.The door opens and SpongeBob comes out with a leaf blower on his back. Squidward lifts his headwhile lying in a hammock to see where all the noise is coming from. He groans and puts some earplugs to work. SpongeBob walks over and blows on the shell with his reef blower. The shell just floats upward and comes back down but then he tries again, the same thing happens. He tries once more really hard and puts a hole in the ground where the sand used to be. While Squidward is eating some food at a table outside, all that sand that SpongeBob blew from the hole comes pouring down on him. SpongeBob runs over to see if he’s all right. SpongeBob blows off the sand including the piece of seaweed that Squidward was eating and the sand goes into Squidward's eyes. SpongeBob then blows Squidward’s eyeballs off which makes Squidward's eyes water. SpongeBob notices a pile of sand on his yard and points to it. He says "You!" (subtitle on bottom). He sucks up all the sand in his leaf blower bag. After he sucks it up and looks at his clean yard, the reef blower begins to shake. After it, about 3 seconds later, all the sand that he sucked up spits out and onto his yard. SpongeBob flips his reef blower around and unzips the back. He picks up all the sand and puts it in. He pulls the handle, but nothing happens. So, he pulls it back really far past the 4-way intersection. He takes a break and gets the dirt off his hand and grabs the handle again. He then flies off holding it. He flies past an intersection of traffic and he slams into the reef blower and starts to go wacky. It sucks up all the water in the ocean. Squidward takes a breath and notices there is no water so he holds his breath. Then SpongeBob notices the size of his bag on his reef blower. It explodes and the sand is all over Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob walks out of a sand door pile and it collapses after he closes it. He then walks back into his house with his new clean yard. Squidward is covered in sand and so is everything else around his house. The shell then floats down onto his nose.*Tea at the Treedome*DialogueSpongeBob: Wow, four stingers.(He then puts away the telescope and puts on some black glasses. Cut to the jellyfish, just hanging out, and SpongeBob floats over besides it with net in hand. Cut to the jellyfish alone, where SpongeBob's foot stretches out from off-screen and then the rest of his body appears. He attempts to grab the jellyfish in his net, but he ends up catching himself in the net. The jellyfish flies away. Just then, SpongeBob hears some struggling noises from off-screen. He arrives at the top of a hill, where he sees a giant clam attempting to eat a squirrel, who is wearing some sort of space suit underwater. SpongeBob gasps as he sees the squirrel struggling to stay her ground)SpongeBob: Where have I seen this before?(He then takes out his handy dandy 'Field Guide' and skims through the pages)SpongeBob: Here it is!(SpongeBob comes upon a picture of the squirrel)SpongeBob: Land squirrel! That little squirrel is in trouble.(cut to the squirrel, who is bashing the squirrel into the ground)Squirrel: Take that, you sorry old clam! Y'all need to learn some manners! You're about as ugly as homemade soup.SpongeBob: Hooray, land squirrel!(cut back to The Squirrel, who is oblivious to the clam resurfacing and jumping right at her. Cut to SpongeBob, who is shock, his glasses shoot up)SpongeBob: Look out! Hold on, little squirrel!(he does a karate yell in front of the clam, then does the same while bouncing to different sides. He jumps high in the air, and lands on top of the clam)SpongeBob: You have fought well, giant clam. Prepare to be vanquished! (SpongeBob strains)SpongeBob: Hey, I'm actually doing it!(SpongeBob strains some more)(The squirrel holds open the clam's mouth and SpongeBob goes flying face-first into a coral reef.)SpongeBob: Your shell is mine!(SpongeBob attempts to grapple with an appendage in the clam's mouth. The clam then slams shut.)Squirrel: Hold on there, little square dude!(she then gets SpongeBob out and kicks the clam around some more and finally kicks it across the sea. The clam whimpers. The squirrel leans down to see if SpongeBob is OK)SpongeBob: Hey, you like karate too!(SpongeBob does a series of karate moves, spins in mid-air, and lands on his head with a splat.)SpongeBob: So, uh, what's your name?Squirrel: Sandy! So, what do y'all call yourself?(SpongeBob runs up a nearby rock and jumps off.)SpongeBob: I---'m SpongeBob!(One of the corners of his head gets stuck in the ground.)Sandy: Well SpongeBob, take a gander at this!(she walks next to a huge rock and slaps it with her hand, making a gong sound effect. The gong sound effect intensifies and the rock shatters into tiny pebbles.)SpongeBob: Oh.(Sandy stands with her hands on her hips and a big, proud smile on her face.)SpongeBob: Oh yeah? Well, watch this! (he prepares to do a karate move, but all he does is make an armpit fart noise. Sandy walks on screen laughing)Sandy: I like you, SpongeBob. Why, we could be tighter than bark on a tree. Hi-yah!(Sandy chops SpongeBob's head, leaving a triangle-shaped indent at the top.) SpongeBob: Uh, I like you too, Sandy. Hi-yah!(He tries to chop Sandy's head, but her air helmet stops him.)SpongeBob: D'oh. Say, what's that thing on your head?Sandy: Why, that's my air helmet.SpongeBob: May I try it on?Sandy: Heck no. I need it to breathe! I gotta have my air.SpongeBob: Me too! I love air! Air is good.Sandy: No kidding?SpongeBob: Why, "air" is my middle name! The more air, the better! Can't get enough of that air.Sandy: Shee-oot. How about coming over tomorrow for tea and cookies then? (shows a map) You are Here! (Points at "Sandy's House") Don't be late!SpongeBob: Okay, see you tomorrow.Patrick! Patrick! Patrick, Patrick, Patrick! What's air?Patrick (getting up): Huh?SpongeBob: I just met this girl. She wears a hat full of...air.(Patrick takes off his sunglasses)Patrick: Do you mean she puts on airs?SpongeBob: I guess so.Patrick: That's just fancy talk. If you want to be fancy, hold your pinky up like this. The higher you hold it, the fancier you are.SpongeBob (holding his pinky up): How's that?Patrick: Higher!SpongeBob (holding his pinky higher): Like that?Patrick: Now that's fancy! They should call you SpongeBob Fancypants!At Sandy's TreedomePatrick: Remember, when in doubt, pinky out. You can do it,SpongeBob. I'll be watching.SpongeBob: Thanks pal.Sandy: Hello?SpongeBob: Hi-ya, Sandy. It's me, SpongeBob!Sandy: Hold on a sec, I'll let you in.(buzzer sounds as water drains from entryway)SpongeBob: Sandy, something's gone terribly wrong. There's no water in.....here. Sandy: 'Course there's no water. Nothing but air.(SpongeBob waves his hand around and smells this air)SpongeBob: No water?Sandy: That ain't a problem, is it? Hi-yah!SpongeBob: Problem? (laughs) Hi-yah! That's how I like my air! (takes deep breath, then lets out forceful cough) With no water.Sandy: Well all right. I made Texas tea and cookies. Well, come on in! Hi-yah! (SpongeBob is walking an inch forward and it makes weak squeaking sounds with every step) That's not in. In! (SpongeBob walks another inch with all the squeaking. Sandy runs and gets SpongeBob and takes his hand and runs off) You're a funny little dude.Come on, I'll give you the grand tour.(cut to the blazing sun and pan down where Sandy and SpongeBob are standing)Sandy: This is my own private little air bubble. This air is the driest... (SpongeBob gasps) ..Purest...SpongeBob (while gasping): Maybe...Sandy: ...most airiest air in the whole sea. Oh, over there's my birdbath.(cut to the birdbath, where a red robin is splashing and chirping)Sandy: And there's my oak tree. (SpongeBob seems enticed by the water in the birdbath. He tries to sneak away, but stays until Sandy lets her guard down)Sandy: It provides me with extra air. This dome is made of the finest polyurethane-- that's a fancy word for plastic. Ain't that just the bee's knees? Tellyou what, weren't easy getting here neither. First, I... (SpongeBob finally escapes and wallows in the birdbath, absorbing all the water. He then jumps back to his original spot, and the bird is quite angry. SpongeBob gets back before Sandy notices) ...that's my treadmill. That's how I stay in tip-top shape. Well, come on. Let's have that tea now. (does in-air karate moves and moves off-screen. SpongeBob gasps. He hears some knocking from outside. It's Patrick, pointing at his pinky)Patrick: Pinky! Pinky!(SpongeBob weakly holds up his pinky and gasps again. Cut to him sitting at a picnic bench. He holds up his bouquet)SpongeBob:I brought you some flowers. (Sandy walks over)Sandy: For me? How sweet! (Sandy grabs the flowers, which SpongeBob doesn't want to let go. She finally pries them loose and reveals SpongeBob's bony crusty looking hand) You OK?SpongeBob: Yes, I'm OK.Sandy: You know, you're the first sea critter to ever visit.SpongeBob: I can't imagine why.Sandy: Can I get you anything.SpongeBob: Water would be nice.Sandy: I'm going to put these in a vase.SpongeBob: Take your time. (he then gasps and stumbles toward the door and struggles to try and open it)I gotta get out of here! Aaaaahh! (he then thinks)Sandy: (in SpongeBob's head) I like you, SpongeBob. We could be tighter than bark on a tree! (SpongeBob struggles even more)Patrick: (in SpongeBob's head) When in doubt, pinky out.(SpongeBob lifts his pinky. He then gets confidence and victorious music plays)SpongeBob: I don't need water! Water's for quitters! I don't need it! I don't need it!I don't need it! I don't need it, I don't need it...(he then loses confidence again and the music stops)Sandy: Why, these flowers are just beautiful! They'll last much, much longer in a glass of ice, cold water. (SpongeBob is totally enticed by the water. Sandy sits down across from him) So tell me about yourself. It must be fascinating being asea critter.(SpongeBob watches a drop of water drop down the side of the glass)Sandy: SpongeBob? (a timer goes off) Oh, there's the cookies. (walks back into the tree) Be right back.SpongeBob: I don't need it. I don't need it. I definitely don't need it. I don't need it.I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I NEEEED IT (he shoots up in the air, bounces off the ceiling and holds the glass)Patrick: No, SpongeBob! No, no, no, stop! Pinky! Pinky! (SpongeBob holds up his pinky while guzzling down the whole glass)SpongeBob: I'm a quitter! (Spongebob cries out)(Patrick enters into the dome and slams the door shut)Patrick: You can't leave now! You'll blow it!SpongeBob: Air is not good, Patrick! Air is not good!(Patrick pries him off the door and carries him around)Patrick: You're just being shy. Don't worry, buddy. You're doing fine. (starts getting weak) I won't let you blow.... this... (he drops SpongeBob and crawls on the floor, panting. He coughs and sputters) What kind of place is this?! (runs toward the door and tries to open it) There's no water in here!(SpongeBob joins in on the door-opening struggle)SpongeBob: I tried to tell you!Patrick: We've got to get out of here!SpongeBob: You're...doing it...wrong! (the two collapse on each other)Patrick: Wait, no! We've got...to get...out... (cut to the blaring sun. Sandy walks out of the tree with tea and cookies)Sandy: Come and get it! You're all gonna like this..(she screams and drops her tray. On the floor is a live-action sponge and starfish.)(Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick leaning against a ladder with two goldfish helmets on. Sandy, on top of the ladder, uses a hose to fill these helmets withwater)Sandy: There, that ought to do it! If y'all wanted water, you should of asked.(Sandy carries over a tray with three tea glasses. Everyone takes one)Sandy: I propose a toast: to new friends!(she drinks it. SpongeBob and Patrick lift their drinks up and they clink the glasses on the helmets, causing them to spill)Sandy: Wait, hold on a second. (she places a tea bag in each helmet, allowing the two to drink the tea water.)I hope you like your tea strong. Drink up!(Patrick nudges SpongeBob and they both put their pinky up. The three drink up again and give a heartfelt sigh)2 *Bubblestand*DialogueSpongeBob: Ah, what a wonderful day. The sun is out, the water is shimmering,scallops are chirping. So peaceful.(SpongeBob grabs wood, hammer, and nails, then starts building a bubblestand.)Squidward: Can we lower the volume, please? I can't work with all that racket going on!SpongeBob: Oh, sure thing, Squidward.Squidward: Ha, yeah right.SpongeBob: Okay.(SpongeBob taps on the nail lightly, then looks up at Squidward's window, and repeats this 5 times.)Squidward: And now,for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. Thank you, thank you.(Squidward starts to play. SpongeBob looks up and sees that Squidward is playing his clarinet, so he decides to finish building the stand quickly. Squidward looks out at SpongeBob.)Squidward: I thought I... wha?SpongeBob: Hey Squidward! Wanna blow some bubbles? Only 25 cents. Squidward: Oh, right. Like I would spend a moment of my time blowing bubbles. SpongeBob: Uh huh!Squidward: Oh puh-leeze. I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles? (Patrick's rock opens.)Patrick: Good morning!(Patrick falls off his rock.)Squidward: Oh, boy.(Patrick walks over to SpongeBob.)SpongeBob: Good morning to you sir. Would you care to blow a bubble? Patrick: Hmmm, how much is it?SpongeBob: Only a quarter.Patrick: Sounds reasonable. Um, I'm going to need to borrow a quarter.SpongeBob: Sure thing, Patrick.(SpongeBob pulls out a quarter and gives it to Patrick.)Patrick: Ah, one quarter.(Patrick hands SpongeBob the quarter. SpongeBob bites it to see if it's real, and it bends.)SpongeBob: Thank you.Squidward: Ha, business is booming. How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors? Heh.SpongeBob: One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go.(Patrick grabs the wand from SpongeBob, inhales deeply and begins to blow, but nothing happens. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a lessons sign.)SpongeBob: Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.Patrick: Uh, very well then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? (SpongeBob hands Patrick a quarter.)Patrick: Thanks.SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique! First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then...(SpongeBob blows three bubbles; one big duck and two small ducks.)Patrick: Oooooh.(SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles as SpongeBob blows a caterpillar.)Patrick: Ahahaha.(SpongeBob blows a boat bubble. It floats off, then pops and makes a foghorn noise.)Squidward: Huh?(Squidward looks at his clarinet.)SpongeBob: And now... with two hands!(SpongeBob inhales deeply, and blows an elephant bubble while circus music starts playing. Patrick starts laughing.)Patrick: It's a giraffe!(The elephant floats into Squidward's house and explodes. Squidward angrily walks outside and goes toward the bubblestand.)SpongeBob: Excuse me sir, but we are cl...Squidward: Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?SpongeBob: We're not just blowing bubbles, we're making bubble art! Watch carefully. First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then... (SpongeBob blows a butterfly which flies over to Squidward, lands on his head, and finally pops.)Squidward: That's not art! That's just annoying! Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard!(SpongeBob and Patrick put their head down as they walk to Sponge's house.)Squidward: You should be ashamed of yourselves! Bubbles. Ha. Art. (Squidward mumbles, then picks up bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow a bubble. SpongeBob pops up out of nowhere.)SpongeBob: That'll be 25 cents, sir.Squidward: Ah, whoa, what? Oh, who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?SpongeBob: We also offer lessons for beginners.Squidward: Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble? Here's your 25 cents!(Squidward hands SpongeBob a quarter. SpongeBob bites it to see if it's real,and it bends.)Squidward: Watch and learn.(Squidward inhales deeply and begins to blow, but nothing happens.)Squidward: Uhh, wait, wait, wait. One more time. Wait.Squidward inhales and blows again. A small bubble comes out and quickly falls to the ground and pops. Squidward looks over ant SpongeBob and Patrick. They gulp then whistle. Squidward places another quarter on the stand.Squidward: Just a mere warm-up.SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, remember the technique.(Squidward keeps trying while SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to show him the technique.)SpongeBob and Patrick: Technique, technique, tech-(Squidward looks at them annoyed.)SpongeBob: You're not doing the technique.Squidward: Technique? Technique? Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique! First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double take three times. And here we go... pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Oh, stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Then bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, a little of that, this, that, and this. And that and this. this that this that. Then ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!! Squidward blows huge bubble that lifts him off of the ground.)SpongeBob and Patrick: Wow!SpongeBob: All right Squid! That was so good!。
泡泡店中英文对吧
海绵宝宝：啊，多美的一天啊。
阳光普照，波光粼粼，贝壳快乐地叫着。
真安宁。
（海绵宝宝拿起木头、铁锤和钉子，之后开始建筑泡泡店。
）章鱼哥：能小声点吗？你这么吵我都没法儿工作了！海绵宝宝：哦，当然了，章鱼哥。
章鱼哥：哈哈，这还差不多。
海绵宝宝：好的。
（海绵宝宝轻轻地钉了一下钉子，看看章鱼哥的窗户，每隔五秒钉一次钉子。
）章鱼哥：现在来听听章鱼哥美妙的音乐吧。
谢谢，谢谢。
（章鱼哥开始演奏。
海绵宝宝抬头看，看到章鱼哥正在吹奏竖笛，因此海绵宝宝决定快速地建完泡泡店。
章鱼哥将头伸出窗户看向海绵宝宝。
）章鱼哥：你这是想······想干什么？海绵宝宝：嗨，章鱼哥！你想吹泡泡吗？只需要两毛五分钱。
章鱼哥：哦，是吗？也许我会浪费时间来吹泡泡似的。
海绵宝宝：嗯！章鱼哥：真可笑。
我的意思是说世界上谁还会花钱吹泡泡啊？（派大星打开自己的房门）派大星：早上好！（派大星掉进自己家的坑中）章鱼哥：哦，天哪。
（派大星向海绵宝宝走去。
）海绵宝宝：先生，早上好。
你想吹泡泡吗？派大星：嗯，多少钱啊？海绵宝宝：只需要两毛五分钱。
派大星：听起来很便宜呀。
嗯，不过，我得去借两毛五分钱。
海绵宝宝：没问题，派大星。
（海绵宝宝拿出两毛五分钱，递给派大星。
）派大星：啊，两毛五分钱。
（派大星给海绵宝宝两毛五分钱。
海绵宝宝咬咬金钱，看看它是不是真的，他将钱币揣进兜里。
）海绵宝宝：谢谢你。
章鱼哥：呵呵，生意开张了。
我怎么会有这样一个笨蛋邻居呢？哼。
海绵宝宝：一个泡泡，刚刚好，可以吹了。
（派大星拿过海绵宝宝手中的泡泡棒，深深吸入一口气之后开始吐气，但是却没有一个泡泡。
之后，海绵宝宝拿出一个授课牌。
）海绵宝宝：你想让我教你一点吹泡泡技巧吗？也只要两毛五分钱。
派大星：啊，要是那样的话，海绵宝宝，你能再借我两毛五分钱吗？（海绵宝宝又借给派大星两毛五分钱。
）派大星：谢谢。
海绵宝宝：好吧，派大星，我将教你所有的技巧！问题的关键在于首先我们要这样转。
海绵宝宝英文语录
海绵宝宝英文语录1. "I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!"2. "I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy Goober, yeah!"3. "Firmly grasp it in your hand."4. "I'm ugly and I'm proud!"5. "I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo."6. "The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!"7. "I can't see my forehead!"8. "I'm a Goofy Goober, rock! You're a Goofy Goober, rock! We're all Goofy Goobers, rock! Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy Goober, yeah!"9. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"10. "Oh, please. I have no soul."11. "I'm ready to party, are you?"12. "No, this is Patrick!"13. "I'm not a Krusty Krab."14. "I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-we wumbo."15. "I don't need it, I don't need it, I definitely don't need it, I don't need it... I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I NEED IT!"16. "Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the Formuoli."17. "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."18. "F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me."19. "I'm a Goofy Goober yeah. You're a Goofy Goober yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers yeah. Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy Goober, yeah." 20. "Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."。
看动画片学英语《海绵宝宝》英文字幕第二季
海绵宝宝第二季英文字幕目录：Season 221 Your Shoe's UntiedSquid's Day Off22 Something SmellsBossy Boots23 Big Pink LoserBubble Buddy24 Dying For PieImitation Krabs25 WormyPatty Hype26 Grandma's KissesSquidville27 Pre-Hibernation WeekLife of Crime28 Christmas Who?29 Survival of the IdiotsDumped30 No Free RidesI'm Your Biggest Fanatic31 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III Squirrel Jokes32 PressureThe Smoking Peanut33 ShanghaiedGary Takes A Bath34 Welcome to the Chum Bucket Frankendoodle35 The Secret BoxBand Geeks36 Graveyard ShiftKrusty Love37 ProcrastinationI'm with Stupid38 Sailor MouthArtist Unknown39 Jellyfish HunterThe Fry Cook Games40 Squid on StrikeSandy, SpongeBob and the Worm21. *Your Shoe's Untied*Dialogue(SpongeBob is watching sea-creatures on TV)Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Gary! (changes channel to a football game) Uhh, I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary. (knock on door) Come in!Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, wanna see my new shoes? (shows blue tennis shoes)SpongeBob: Wow! Those are great, Patrick! Let's see what they look like on your feet.Patrick: Uhh, wouldn't you rather see them on my hands? (puts shoes on his hands)SpongeBob: Ok. (puts white gloves on his feet) And we can wear gloves on our feet... (puts hat on his back) and hats on our captain's quarters, too!Patrick: Uhh, actually, I have a confession to make. (whispers in his ear) I don't know how to tie my shoelaces.SpongeBob: (laughs) Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me?Patrick: Yes. (SpongeBob places one foot on the chair)SpongeBob: Look at this knot. Have you ever seen a more perfectly executed shoe-fastening bow?Patrick: Gosh, probably not.SpongeBob: I learned when I was just a boy, Patrick, and I'm willing to pass on what I know. Go sit over there and let an old pro show you how to do it. (Patrick sits down in the chair and SpongeBob sets his foot on the chair arm) Pay close attention,Patrick. (unties his laces) Well, you start by taking one lace per hand. (grabs both laces) And then you...uhh, you gotta...loop the...uhh...Patrick: Are you sure you know how to do it?SpongeBob: Patrick, please! Shoe-tying requires peace and quiet! Okay, where was I?Patrick: Your shoes are still untied. (SpongeBob takes his shoe off the chair) SpongeBob: Well, I guess you don't want me to show you how to do it.Patrick: I'm sorry! (covers his mouth with his shoes) I won't interrupt anymore!SpongeBob: I've got it! The first rule of shoe-tying is always start with your right foot. Now the lesson will officially begin. (sets his right foot on the chair arm and unties his laces. Ties his laces but they come undone. SpongeBob laughs nervously and tries again but the laces untie themselves once more) That's "knot" right. (laughs) Get it? Knot...right?Patrick: No.SpongeBob: Okay, no more fooling around! (tries to tie the laces again) I've got it! (lifts up hands to show them tied in a lot of knots)Patrick: What was that? Are you okay, SpongeBob?SpongeBob: Patrick, aren't you late for something?Patrick: Oh, poop deck! You're right! We'll have to do this lesson later! Bye SpongeBob!SpongeBob: I can't believe I've forgotten how to tie my shoes. They've been tied as long as I can remember. (flashbacks to being a baby with legs and shoes only) Well, I'll remember after a good night's sleep. (when morning arrives, SpongeBob looks at his shoes and they are still untied) No big deal. I'll remember sooner or later. (opens the front door) 'Cause I'm ready! I'm rea... (takes a step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...doy!(Patrick, who is eating a Krabby Patty, notices SpongeBob)Patrick: Well hiya, SpongeBob.SpongeBob: (gasps) Oh, no. I can't let Pat see I still haven't tied my shoes. (stands up and puts two holes through the floor with his feet)Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, you're shorter. Have you been dieting?SpongeBob: Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest. (walks to the kitchen putting a line of holes in the floor with his feet) Well, I've gotta get to work. (opens kitchen door and plops on the floor, face first) Oh, barnacles, maybe I should just lay here.Squidward: (peeks his head through the order window) Those patties aren't gonna cook themselves, SpongeBob!SpongeBob: He's right! Got to make... Krabby Patties! (he holds out a spatula and gets up) Laces or no laces! (crawls over to the grill) I just have to stand in this one spot. (makes a Krabby Patty) Ta-da! A perfect patty.Squidward: Alright, SpongeBob, hand it over. Well? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath. Then imagines his shoe laces as snakes who squeeze him then the hallucination goes away)SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! I've got an idea! How about you come get it?Squidward: Oh gee, SpongeBob, that's a great idea! And maybe I should cook the patties, and do the dishes, and wear square pants, and live in a pineapple... while you wait in the unemployment line!SpongeBob: No!Squidward: Then bring that patty here now!SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward. Here I come. I'm coming over. (scoots his feet across the floor inch by inch) I'm bringing the patty to you. Here comes the patty. No problem. I'm walking...the Krabby Patty...over to Squidward. All right, Squidward! I'm giving you the patty...for the hungry customer. So they can eat it when I give it to you. Which is right...now! (holds out the patty but the scene zooms out to show that SpongeBob never moved)Squidward: Uhh, SpongeBob. I'm over here, now move!SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward! (looks down at his feet) Just slowly move your leg. (tries to take a step but trips himself and sends the patty flying through the air at Squidward) D'oh!Squidward: SpongeBob! (the patty lands in his mouth)SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward!Squidward: (chewing the patty) SpongeBob!SpongeBob: I'll just make another. (makes another patty but trips again throwing the patty towards Squidward)Squidward: Sponge... (patty enters his mouth)SpongeBob: Hold it! (makes another patty and trips again sending the patty into Squidward's mouth again) Let me just... (makes another patty) D'oh! (he trips again and launches another patty. This continues for a while. Pretty soon, Squid is extremely huge. A group of customers is standing at the register. An old man pokes him)Customer: What's the holdup? (Squidward turns around and burps really loudly)Squidward: I think my heart just stopped. (customers complain) It's Sponge... (burps) ...Bob's fault! ('SpongeBob's fault' echoes in SpongeBob's head)SpongeBob: I've failed. My career is over. I'm sorry, spatula. (puts down the spatula and takes his hat off) I'm sorry, hat. (puts it back on) I'm sorry, floor. (hugs a box of patties) I am sorry, Krabby Patties. (lies in a puddle of tears while Mr. Krabs is working on a crossword puzzle)Mr. Krabs: Let's see, a five-letter word for happiness. Money. (laughs) Customer: This is the worst service we've ever had! We're going to the Chum Bucket! (Mr. Krabs opens the bathroom door to see what the problem is)Mr. Krabs: Wait, wait! Don't go! (his pants are undone)Customer: Oh yeah, we are definitely out of here. (Mr. Krabs runs over to the door)Mr. Krabs: Wait, wait! Don't go! That's me money walking out the door! What's the meaning of this, Mr. Squidward?Squidward: It's SpongeBob's fault. (Mr. Krabs gets upset. His eyes turn into steamboat whistles)Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, get out here! (peeks out the kitchen door) More. (SpongeBobpeeks out a little more) More. (SpongeBob stretches himself partially through the door) All the way, boy! (SpongeBob falls to the ground completely out the door) What be the matter, SpongeBob? I ought to make you walk the plank for this.SpongeBob: I'm sorry Mr. Krabs, it's just that I...I...Mr. Krabs: Yes?SpongeBob: I...I...I...I...I...Mr. Krabs: Yes? Yes? Yes?SpongeBob: I...I...I...I...I...Mr. Krabs: Out with it, boy! What is it?SpongeBob: I forgot how to tie my shoes.Mr. Krabs: (laughs) That's all?SpongeBob: So you'll show me how?Mr. Krabs: I don't wear shoes. (SpongeBob gasps then runs over to Tom) SpongeBob: Could you show me how to tie my shoes?Tom: Uhh, fins? (points to his feet. SpongeBob runs to another customer) SpongeBob: Could you show me how to tie my shoes?Eel: Well I would but, sadly, I am only an eel. (wiggles her tail in front of SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob runs to Jellyfish Fields)SpongeBob: Could any of you show me how to tie my laces? (jellyfish sting him. scene cuts to SpongeBob looking under a rock of leeches) Could you, you, you, you, or you show me how to tie a knot? (leaches run off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob looking into a cave) Could you show me how to tie a simple knot? (pair of eyes become multiple eyes and the monster eats SpongeBob. He notices a fisherman skeleton inside its mouth) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? (monster spits him out of its blow hole and onto the painting of Painty the Pirate) Could you show me how to tie my shoes?Painty: Arr, I be just a painting of a head.SpongeBob: DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOT?!!!!!!!!! (lightning appears as well as the Flying Dutchman)Flying Dutchman: Did somebody say knot?SpongeBob: (eyes grow large) I did.Flying Dutchman: So, you wanna tie knots, do ya? Well, do ya?SpongeBob: Yes, please, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir.Flying Dutchman: Then you've come to the right flying ghost, kid. You're looking at the first place winner in the fancy knottin' contest for the last 3,000 years!SpongeBob: Hooray! (floats up into the air and into a heart)Flying Dutchman: (grabs SpongeBob) You're gonna have to not do that. And stop staring at me with them big old eyes! (SpongeBob's eyes shrink) Now, stand back and watch me be knotty. (laughs and pulls out a rope) Haha! Behold! (rope is in pretzel shape) The pretzel knot!SpongeBob: Ohh. (Flying Dutchman makes the rope into 2 diamonds)Flying Dutchman: The double-diamond knot! (holds the rope, now in the shape of a square, in front of SpongeBob) The square knot! (rope slithers over and squeezes SpongeBob) The constrictor. (Grabs SpongeBob and pulls him apart revealing a knot that looks like intestines) The gut knot! (Flying Dutchman makes a knot in the shape of a pillow) The pillow knot. (turns the knot over where SpongeBob is sleeping. Then he makes the knot into a butterfly) The butterfly knot.SpongeBob: Ohh...Flying Dutchman: Wait! There's more. (SpongeBob takes out a pen and paper and his glasses) The monkey chain! (shows the rope as a chain) The monkey's fist! (shows the rope into a ball) The monkey! (shows the rope as a monkey)Monkey: Ohh, ohh!Flying Dutchman: This one here's a loop knot, otherwise known as the 'poop loop'. (pulls the rope)Rope: Pooooooop!SpongeBob: (laughs) Those are great, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir! Now can you show me how to tie my shoes?Flying Dutchman: (laughs) I don't know how to tie me shoes. I haven't worn shoes for over 5,000 years! (holds a sock with two blue stripes up) But sometimes I like to wear this little sock over me ghostly tail. (laughs as he flies off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob crawling into his pineapple)Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Not now, Gary.Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: I'm not in the mood, Gary.Gary: Meow. Meow.SpongeBob: (crawls into bed) Just leave me and me untied shoes alone. (Gary roars knocking SpongeBob off the bed and onto the floor) Okay, Gary. You have my attention.Gary: Meow. (ties SpongeBobs shoes)SpongeBob: (gasps) Gary! Well, I'll be. You can tie shoes! (Gary shows hes wearing shoes under his shell) Hoppin' clams! How did you learn to do that?Song: "Loop dee Loop!"Wanna learn how to tie your shoe?It's a very easy thing to do.Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop,What's that? It's called the loop-dee-loop.You gotta take a lace in each hand,You go over and under again,You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,And your shoes are lookin' cool.You go over and back, left to right,Loop-dee-loop and you pull 'em tight,Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow,Lace 'em up and you're ready to go.You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,And your shoes are lookin' cool.You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,And your shoes are lookin' cool!*Squid's Day Off*DialogueNarrator: Ah, beautiful springtime. A time for fun and frolic for most, but not for this poor slob.Squidward: Ohh... what a beautiful day. And here I am trapped in a prison of high cholesterol. (bell rings) No one ever comes in on Sunday. (bell rings again) Why can’t Mr. Krabs just let us go home? (bell rings again. Squidward gets angry. Scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing a bell set on the order window. Squidward runs up to SpongeBob) SpongeBob, stop ringing this bell!SpongeBob: I was just testing it.Squidward: (leans through the order window getting in SpongeBob’s face) I w ill ring the bell when there is an order. But... (scene zooms out to show restaurant empty) ...there’s no customers!! There hasn’t been one all day, and there isn’t gonna be any! (picks up the cash register and slams it down making a bell noise)SpongeBob: One Krabby Patty coming up!Squidward: No! (register drawer shoots open knocking Squidward out of the way. A bunch of coins fall onto the floor. Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs' office where Mr. Krabs hears the money dropping)Mr. Krabs: That sounds like me money dropping. (he opens his office door to find Squid picking up the coins) What’s going on out here? My babies! (runs up to Squidward and shoves him away) Get away, you barbarian! What have you done? Nice, clean money...soiled! (scoops up the coins in his hands) I’ll take care of ya. Let papa clean ya up. Clear the way! (he runs into the kitchen and starts washing them off in the sink) No, no, no, don’t cry, little ones.SpongeBob: What’s wrong, Mr. Krabs? (Mr. Krabs gets scared and throws the dimes in the air)Mr. Krabs: Me dime! (a dime rolls into the sink but does not go down the drain until Mr. Krabs gives a sigh of relief) Noo! (grabs the dime in the drain) I got it, boy! (tries to take his hand out) What the? It’s stuck! You gotta help me, Spon geBob!SpongeBob: You’ve gotta let go of the dime.Mr. Krabs: I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy. There’s got to be another way! Grab me captains quarters and heave! (SpongeBob pulls on Mr. Krabs from behind a couple times until Mr. Krabs gets thrown back without his arms) Me arms!SpongeBob: Oh no, not again. (Mr. Krabs hits the wall which makes the shelf slant and drop a pan, a glass, another pan, a mug, a chest, an anchor, a buoy, and a scuba suit on Mr. Krabs head. A giant bump rises up on Mr. Krabs head and then a dime falls on it causing Mr. Krabs to blacken out. Scene cuts to an ambulance outside the Krusty Krab and two paramedics carrying out Mr. Krabs on a stretcher)Mr. Krabs: Wait. Squidward, I’m putting you in charge of thing around here while I’m gone.Squidward: (smiles)You can count on me, sir! (a third paramedic carries out Mr. Krabs arms) Take care! Hurry back! Get well soon! You’re in our thoughts! (ambulance drives off) Takes more muscles to frown than to smile! (shuts the door) Okay, SpongeBob, let’s get down to business. My first official act as new manager is to give you a promotion. (SpongeBob’s pupils form into stars to stars)SpongeBob: (screams) Ahh, really?Squidward: You get to run the cash register.SpongeBob: The cash register...wow! Squidward, who’s gonna work the grill?Squidward: You are! It’s part of the promotion I mentioned earlier. You’ll be wearing two hats now. You’re gonna take the orders, and then you’re gonna make them! (put s his hat next to SpongeBob’s hat)SpongeBob: This is the best day of my life!Squidward: Me too.SpongeBob: Wait, if I’m running the register and the grill, what are you gonna do?Squidward: I’ve got some very important boss-like errands to run. See ya, later. (he runs off)SpongeBob: Squidward!Squidward: What is it?SpongeBob: You forgot to teach me how to use...the cash register.Squidward: You push the button and put the money inside. Okay, you’re on your own. (walks off as SpongeBob is hugging on the cash register)SpongeBob: I can’t believe this is really happening. (sits on the cash register box) Today, I start living! (scene cuts to Squidward walking outside)Squidward: Well, Squidward, you’ve really outdone yourself this time. A beautiful day of relaxing and pampering with pay. Hmmm, I guess I do kinda feel bad about poor little SpongeBob, all by his lonesome...ohh, ohh, it’ll pass. He’s probably just standing at the register with that stupid grin on his face. (scene cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab with dopey looks on their faces)Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob!SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick!Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, could you give me change for a quarter?SpongeBob: No problem! (bangs on the register and gives Patrick a million dollars) Here ya go!Patrick: Thanks.Squidward: (gasps) I forgot to tell him how to make change! (he runs back to the restaurant, banging the doors open) Sponge... (sees only SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab) ... Bob. (checks the cash register to see if everything is still there. Gives a sigh of relief)SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward. All done with those errands?Squidward: No, I am not. I just remembered I needed change for this dollar.SpongeBob: Do you want four quarters? (holds up four quarters) Or ten dimes? (shows ten dimes on his hand) Or twenty nickels? (shows ten nickels on each arm) Or one hundred pennies? (shows one-hundred pennies on his back) Or one quarter, three dimes, seven nickels, and ten pennies? (shows the quarter on his nose, 3 dimes on his fingers, 7 nickels on his thumb, and ten pennies, in the shape of the cent symbol, on his foot) Or, if you give me a five dollar bill, your options are...Squidward: Alright, goodbye. (walks off. Scene cuts to Squidward’s house where he comes out wearing sunglasses and has on sunscreen and carrying a lawn chair) This is great. My day off, no worries. Just relaxation. (sets his lawn chair down and puts sunscreen on himself) I’m the boss. I deserve this. Ah... Everything will be fine. There won’t be any customers today anyway. He’ll probably just stand there, bored. (imagines SpongeBob behind the counter just standing there) SpongeBob, bored.SpongeBob: Ehh, gettin’ kind of bored. (yawns and falls asleep. Krusty Krab catches on fire and Squidward tries to blow it out but its a thought bubble. Begins to run to the Krusty Krab but stops)Squidward: Oh, what am I doing? (he pulls out a watch) I am wasting valuable relaxing time here, that’s what I’m doing! I mean, really. What are the odds? S pongeBob setting the Krusty Krab on fire. (he walks back down the road. Then, a fire engine whizzes by. Squidward is startled and runs to the restaurant with a fire extinguisher.He sprays the galley with foam. As the foam subsides, Squidward, now with a foam beard, walks over to Sponge, who has a foam mustache)SpongeBob: May I help you, sir?Squidward: (wipes off his foamy beard) It’s me, you dunce!SpongeBob: Oh, hi, Squidward! (mustache falls off) How are those errands going?Squidward: What’s that supposed to mean? I’m very busy.SpongeBob: I’m sure you are.Squidward: I don’t like your tone.SpongeBob: (high-pitched voice) I’m sure you are. (normal voice again) How’s that?Squidward: Just do your jobs. (walks off)SpongeBob: Aye-aye, Mr. Tentacles! (puts the spatula in his forehead) Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs put him in charge. (scene cuts to Squidward’s house)Squidward: Must...rel... (breaks the chair) ...ax! (pulls out a mirror) Look at yourself. You’re losing your bluish glow. Stop worrying so much! Now, repeat after me...you will not go back to the Krusty Krab. (his reflection turns into SpongeBob)SpongeBob: I will destroy the Krusty Krab. (Squidward screams and throws the mirror at the wall and runs to the Krusty Krab)Squidward: SpongeBob!!SpongeBob: Have you finished...Squidward: No! (walks out) That’s it. That’s it. No matter what sick fantasies run through my mind, I will not go back to that restaurant! (walks into his house then runs out towards the Krusty Krab)SpongeBob: Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs back to his house then back to the Krusty Krab) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs back to his house) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs to the Krusty Krab) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward keeps running back and forth while SpongeBob is repeating 'have you finished those errands?' Finally, Squidward enters the Krusty Krab and stops) Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?Squidward: No, I am not finished with those errands and I never will be! So quit checking up on me! (walks up to SpongeBob) I know what you’re up to. Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!SpongeBob: But I haven’t...Squidward: Okay, maybe you haven’t messed up yet, but you will. You will. (walks backwards) And when you do, I’ll be there! I’ll be there! (laughs)SpongeBob: Gosh, Squidward sure is a hard worker. He makes me proud to wear these hats. (puts all sorts of door locks on his door so he can't get out)Squidward: There! Now I’ll have to stay here and enjoy myself! I’m not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don’t care! (laughs) Just gonna relax... (turns on the water and puts on his bathing cap sits in his bathtub) Let Squid’s day off...begin. (Squidward hears SpongeBob laughing outside) What was that? (SpongeBob's laughing is heard again) It’s SpongeBob! He’s spying on me, to see if I’m really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I’ve finally caught him messing up! (peeks out the window) A-ha! I caught you, Sponge... (notices that its only the wind blowing onto the coral) ... branch. (Squidward notices a SpongeBob look-alike behind his shower curtain) Heh, here’s that r ubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. (reveals what’s behind the curtain) I’ve got you now! Wait’ll Mr. Krabs finds out you’re a... toilet. You’re losin’ it, Squidward, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I’ll just end up running down to the KrustyKrab, bursting through the front door, up to that yellow headache SpongeBob, and he’ll say... (SpongeBob appears next to Squidward in the bathtub)SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward. Are you finished with those errands yet? (goes under the water)Squidward: A-ha! (goes under the water and appears as an actual octopus) I know you’re in here. (gasps) What? (SpongeBob is not in the drain. He winks) He’s heading back to the Krusty Krab! I’ll beat him there! (slams through the locked door with nothing on but his showe r cap and bubbles foaming around his waist) I’ve got you now, SpongeBob!Citizen: (puts her hand over her son's eyes) Hey, put some clothes on!Squidward: (runs past Patrick's rock) The truth will be revealed!Patrick: (stands up) Whoo-ho! Right on, Squidward! (scene cuts to hospital where the doctor and Mr. Krabs are walking out of it)Dr. Gill Gilliam: Okay, Mr. Krabs, get plenty of rest and if things don’t seem right, come back. (walks inside)Mr. Krabs: Thanks, doc. (Squidward runs past him)Squidward: You can’t beat me! Ha! (Mr. Krabs walks back into the hospital. Scene cuts to Squidward running into the Krusty Krab) A-ha! I caught you now. You didn’t think I knew you were a stick outside my window. Ha! Or the toilet in my bathroom. And then, you were in my bathtub! And I... And-and you... And I... And you... swam down the drain and beat me to the... Krusty... Krab.SpongeBob: Uhh, does that mean that you finished those errands?Squidward: Yes, SpongeBob, I am finished with those errands. (hugs the register) I guess I want to take my place back at the cash register. I really do.SpongeBob: (takes off his pants and hands them to Squidward) Then you might wanna put these on. (Squidward looks down and notices a bunch of bubbles. They all pop so he puts SpongeBob's pants on) Hey, Squidward, you know what? Look! (walks back with a sign) We forgot to switch the ‘Closed’ sign to ‘Open’. It’s almost like we could’ve taken the whole day off! (He laughs. Squidward’s nose falls off and he deflates)22. *Something Smells*DialogueSpongeBob: (foghorn sounds. SpongeBob turns it off and launches himself at his big calendar. He hits the 20th day) Wow! It’s Sunday, Gary! Guess what’s for breakfast?Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: That’s right! (puts a bowl on the kitchen counter) A sundae! (runs to the freezer and finds it empty) Whoops, looks like we’re out of ice cream. Guess I’ll have to use something else. Ketchup! (squeezes a bunch of ketchup into the bowl. Then runs over to the storage bin) Hmmm, bananas, cherries, boring. (closes storage door) Ahh, here we go, onions! (runs up to the counter with two sacks that say "onions" on them) Ready, Gary?Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: (Gary plays a violin while SpongeBob cries while peeling the onions into the bowl) Just one more thing! Pea... (opens up another storage door but finds an empty jar) ...nuts. Gary! Our peanut jar is totally empty! (Gary burps) Hmmm... (snaps fingers) Wait! I know one other place we can find peanuts. (looks in the bathroom and finds a peanut plant in front of the window) Good thing I still have these peanut plants growing in the windowsill. (throws the plant into the sundae bowl) A little texture never hurt. There we go. (gets out a spoon) This sundae’s gonna taste great! Aren’t you goin g to help me, Gary? Gary? Oh well, more for me! (takes a few spoonfuls. Scene cuts to SpongeBob coming out of the kitchen with a bunch of sundae smoke coming out with him. He drops his spoon while Gary hides behind a coral plant) You know what they say, Ga ry. I’m easy like Sunday morning. ('morning' comes out of SpongeBobs mouth and wraps itself around Garys eyes, twisting them) Ok, let’s see my to-do list. (takes out a big long list) Go to work, go to work, go to work, go to work, go to work...wait, that’s not right. I need the one for Sunday. (takes out a small piece of paper) Ah, here we go. 'Say hi to everyone inBikini Bottom'. (runs off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob running up to a citizen) Hello. (citizen runs off in disgust of his bad breath. SpongeBob waves) Some people are even late on Sunday. (SpongeBob notices a mailman) Hi mailfish! (mailfish breaks its skin into a smaller fish and then into another smaller fish. SpongeBob notices a crossing guard) Hi, Mrs crossing guard! (crossing guard gets a whiff of his bad breath)Crossing Guard: Mother of mercy! (kids walk across the street and then the sound of a crashing car sounds but its a parade)SpongeBob: Wow, a parade! Hi, parade! Hi, tuba player! Hi, drummer! Hi, guy with the cymbals! Hi, trumpeter! Hi, tambourine girl! Hi, timbale man! Hi, didjeridu player! (didjeridu player is playing his instrument) Hi, triangle player! Hi, guy with the kettle drum! Hi, pianist! Hi, guy with the flute! And hello, Dolly! (all this time that SpongeBob is giving a shout out to the parade, his bad breath is forming into a ball. When he finishes, the ball rolls into the parade and knocks them away. Everyone runs off) Was it something I said? Something weird is going on today. Everyone is running away from me. (notices some pink pile of gum on the bench) And now...giant piles of bubble gum?! Ohh, what next? (Patricks head pops out)Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob.SpongeBob: Ohh, hi, Patrick. I’m confused.Patrick: Yes, I am.SpongeBob: Patrick, everyone is running away from me. Watch. (walks over to a building) Hi, building! (building moves farther away) I just don’t get it.Patrick: I don’t either.SpongeBob: I just don't get it.Patrick: I don't either. Maybe it’s the way you’re dressed. (scene zooms in on SpongeBob's clothing from the feet up)。
海绵宝宝第72集英文台词
72*Wishing You Well*蟹老板：(walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it but there is none) Nothing. Oh well. (hears something in the distance) That sounds like a quarter crying for help. (a quarter rolls in front of Mr Krabs) Come to papa!Mom Fish: Hold it right there, buddy. My son just dropped that quarter.蟹老板：Yeah? Well that kid looks pretty shifty to me. How do I know he didn't steal it? (lady hits him in the face with her purse) Hey! That little brat is throwing perfectly good money away! Oh, so if I can't have it, no one... (gets hit in the face with the purse again) I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole. (walks over to the well) Poor little quarter. What the...? This well is full of money! Don't worry little fellas, I'll save ya! (tries to climb in the well but is too big) Oh, it's no use. Me poop deck's too big.Lady Fish: Make a wish, dear.Harold: All my wishes have already come true.Lady Fish: Oh you. (tosses the coin at the well)蟹老板：Noo!! (jumps at the coin) I'll save ya, money! (grabs the coin) Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think you're doing?Harold: Umm, using the wishing well.Lady Fish: You toss in a coin and make a wish.蟹老板：And then what?Harold: And...that's it. Nothing else happens.Lady Fish: It's fun!蟹老板：You mean suckers throw in money down a hole for fun? That's the greatest gag ever. Harold: Can we have our quarter back now? (scene cuts to Krusty Krab)章鱼哥：Spongebob, why aren't those patties ready?海绵宝宝：You can't rush perfection.章鱼哥：I'm not rushing perfection. I'm rushing you.海绵宝宝：(laughs) Always the kidder, Squidward.章鱼哥：Oh, this job stinks! But at least I'm not digging ditches.蟹老板：(enters Krusty Krab) Squidward, Spongebob, I got a new job for ya. (scene cuts to outside Krusty Krab where there is a red X on the ground) X marks the spot of the 'Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well'.海绵宝宝：A wishing well, here? Wow!章鱼哥：Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial anyday?蟹老板：Oh, Squidward, don't you believe in magic?海绵宝宝：Yeah, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? (walks off)章鱼哥：No, I don't, and neither does Mr Krabs.海绵宝宝：Well, I do. This well's gonna make a lot of dreams come true. (starts digging) What's the first thing you're gonna wish for?章鱼哥：To be far away from you as possible. C'mon, Spongebob, this hole's not gonna dig itself. I'm certainly not gonna do it.海绵宝宝：Squidward, aren't you excited? This is really gonna help people.Music: "Down The Well"Take a penny and some magicEven though your life is tragic, (章鱼哥：Hey!)You can throw all your dreams down the well.Although everyday the pain growsYou ride unicorns on rainbows,If you throw all your dreams down the well.When your life's come apart at the scenesAnd you've given up all your dreams,Here is just the means to make those dreams come true.No more suffering, no more sighin'No more pain and no more cryin',When you throw all your dreams down the well海绵宝宝：(puts an "open" sign in front of the well) Well, Squidward, what do you think?章鱼哥：That was the worst song I ever heard. But at least this stupid well's finished.蟹老板：It's beautiful. (takes a whiff of the air) You smell that boys? That's the smell of money.海绵宝宝：You mean magic, don't ya?章鱼哥：All I can smell is that dumpster. (scene pans over to a dumpster behind Squidward)蟹老板：All right, Squidward, you can go back to the register.章鱼哥：As long as there's no singing.海绵宝宝：And I've got a date with a krabby patty.蟹老板：Hold on there, Spongebob. Let me show you your new station. It's kind of a promotion. Sorta.海绵宝宝：Promotion? (scene cuts to Spongebob being lowered in the well in a bucket) Why do I have to go down in the well?蟹老板：To collect the money!海绵宝宝：How long do I have to stay down here?蟹老板：See ya in 8 hours.海绵宝宝：Thanks for the promotion. It sure is dark and scary down here. (a coin hits Spongebob in the head)Sandy: I sure wish I had a fancy telescope. One that works underwater. That'd make me happier than a junebug at a porch light sale.海绵宝宝：Our very first wish! I can't wait till it comes... (another coin hits Spongebob in the head)派大星：I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just a little? Just big enough to crush my enemies, like the vermin they are!海绵宝宝：Gosh... (another coin hits Spongebob in the head) Ow!Mrs. Puff: I wish I had a snazzy new boat. I wanna be a hot ridin' momma. (Spongebob gasps. Patrick walks up to the well drinking a soda and throws it down the well when he is finished)海绵宝宝：Hey!派大星：Oh my gosh. Who said that?海绵宝宝：Patrick!派大星：How do you know my name?海绵宝宝：Patrick, this is a wishing well. Just throw in a coin and make a wish.派大星：Ok, magical talking trashcan. (takes out a coin from his pocket) I wish Spongebob were here to see this. (throws himself and the coin down the well)海绵宝宝：Patrick.派大星：(lands on top of Spongebob) Hi, Spongebob! I got my wish.海绵宝宝：Patrick, you're suppose to let go of the coin when you throw it.派大星：But I got my wish.海绵宝宝：Well, we've got 6½ hours till the end of my shift. What do you want to do now?派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. (day turns into night)派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.蟹老板：Spongebob, what kind of haul did you get?海绵宝宝：I did great, Mr Krabs. I got a nickel from Sandy, 2 pennies from Mrs. Puff, a penny from Plankton... (Patrick smiles big) ...and this slightly used pair of dentures.派大星：And they fell on my head.蟹老板：Well, I could probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick. Nah. You better just hand up the money. (sends the bucket down)海绵宝宝：This wishing well was a wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs. Has anyone's wish come true, yet? 蟹老板：Uhh, not yet. But I'm sure if you believe strong enough, and dug deep enough, everyone’s wishes will come true.海绵宝宝：Really?蟹老板：Yeah, sure, whatever.海绵宝宝：Can we come out now?蟹老板：Goodness, no. You gotta stay down there just in case any late-night wishers come by. I'll be back for ya at dawn. (leaves)海绵宝宝：Aww, no one's wishes are coming true. What did we do wrong? I know I believe hard enough. Maybe I just didn't dig deep enough. What do you say, Patrick? Are you ready to dig for some magic?派大星：Yeah.Music: "Magic Is Missing"Oh, the magic has gone missin'And everyone's still wishin'But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.You'll find magic under rubbleSo, Patrick, grab a shovelAnd here is where the magic can be found.We're at the bottom of a wellBut man won't it be swell,When we make everyone’s wishes all come true.海绵宝宝：(digs a hole and something yellow glows from the hole) Holy mackerel, look Patrick! We've struck magic.派大星：Is that good?海绵宝宝：Next to being a fry cook, it's the most important thing I've ever done.派大星：It's the only thing I've ever done.章鱼哥：Having fun down there, Spongebob? (laughs)派大星：Hi, Squidward.章鱼哥：Patrick's down there, too? It just gets better and better.海绵宝宝：Do you wanna make a wish?章鱼哥：(laughs) I got my wish. You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me.海绵宝宝：Guess what, Squidward? We found the magic.章鱼哥：(laughs) There's no magic, Spongebob. Wishing well's are just a scam to fool saps like you.海绵宝宝：No, it's true! We did find the magic. Oh, I wish you could see it. (Squidward falls down the well langing on Spongebob and Patrick) Squidward! You decided to join the party.派大星：Party!章鱼哥：Let me out of here.海绵宝宝：We were just gonna play some party games.派大星：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.派大星：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.章鱼哥：I gotta get out of here. (tries to climb out of the well)Spongebob & 派大星：Go Squidward! Go Squidward! (he falls)章鱼哥：There's not way to climb out of here.海绵宝宝：Maybe if you had more upper arm strength.派大星：Yeah, you should work out more.章鱼哥：Well, why don't I just start right now? After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here. (laughs)派大星：I don't get it.章鱼哥：Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.派大星：What does claustrophobic mean?海绵宝宝：It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.章鱼哥：No, it doesn't.派大星：Ho, ho, ho! (giggles)海绵宝宝：Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him!派大星：Ho, ho, ho!章鱼哥：It's not working, Patrick.派大星：Darn.海绵宝宝：Umm, Squidward, you're standing on my foot.章鱼哥：Oh, sorry, Spongebob.派大星：(holding a plate of ribs) And you got your elbow in my ribs.章鱼哥：Eww. Patrick!派大星：(shoves Squidward) And stop stepping in my potato salad.海绵宝宝：Hey, hey, hey, guys.章鱼哥：(shoves Patrick) Stop pushing me, Patrick.派大星：Oh, you mean like this? (shoves Squidward)章鱼哥：No, like this! (shoves Patrick)海绵宝宝：(both Patrick and Squidward are fighting) You shouldn't fight in here. This is a magical place. (scene zooms to outside the well)章鱼哥：Patrick, get off of me. (scene zooms back into the well where Patrick is sitting on Squidward) I told you I am claustrophobic.派大星：Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Claus here.章鱼哥：Patrick!! (scene cuts to daytime where Mr. Krabs returns to the well)蟹老板：Good morning, Spongebob! Let's see what ya got. (raises the bucket) Boy, it's heavy. Must be a lot of money. (Squidward comes out of the well)章鱼哥：Free. I'm free!蟹老板：Squidward? What were you doing down there? I didn't approve of the overtime. Or where you sneaking here in the dead of night for free wishes?章鱼哥：The only thing I wish for is to be far away from here. (gets hit by a bus that is traveling to 'very very far away') Ow.海绵宝宝：Bye, Squidward. Enjoy your trip!派大星：Lucky. (walks off)蟹老板：So how much money did you make last night?海绵宝宝：We didn't get any money. But we found something better. We found the magic蟹老板：The what?海绵宝宝：We dug down deeper in the well and found the magic. Now all the wishes will come true!蟹老板：Listen closely, Spongebob. You don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it. (a big telescope with an eye looking out of it appears. Mr. Krabs and Spongebob scream) What in the deep blue is that?Sandy: There's a full moon out tonight. Do you like my new telescope I wished for?海绵宝宝：That's great, Sandy!Sandy: That wishing well sure does work.蟹老板：Just a coincidence. (Mrs. Puff drives up in a new boat)Mrs. Puff: What do you think of my new hot rod?海绵宝宝：It's beautiful, Mrs. Puff. How's about letting me take it for a spin? (both laugh)Mrs. Puff: No. (drives off)海绵宝宝：See, Mr. Krabs? She wished for that boat.蟹老板：You mean she stole that boat.派大星：(walks up gigantically tall) Morning, Spongebob, Krabs. Beautiful day. (laughs and runs over to the buildings and knocks them over)海绵宝宝：Is that proof enough for ya?蟹老板：You'll never get me to believe in magic, never! Just to prove it to ya. (walks over to the well) I'll demonstrate. I wish...I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter. (lets go of the penny and laughs)海绵宝宝：Mr. Krabs! No!!蟹老板：Well, where's your magic now? (vanishes in thin air and appears as a real crab on a plate) Oh, where am I? What's going on here? (person sits down and puts on an eating bib that says "THE END" on it) Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. Oh-no!!。
《海绵宝宝》英文字幕
Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle
Chapter 37:End of the stalling
Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB
Chapter 38.5:No!
Chapter38/1/4:Plankton cheats
Chapter 18: Gas Station Teasing
Chapter 19: The Inevitable Has Happened
Chapter 20: Meet Dennis
Chapter 21: Thug Tug Trouble
Chapter 21.5: Level 4
Chapter 22: Squidward Finds Out
Pirates: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
(Continues from dream) SpongeBob:Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.Gary: Meow. SpongeBob:Who's it gonna be,Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month" portraits)
海绵宝宝英文台词
精心整理宝：Whatawonderfulday.Thesunisout,thewaterisshimmering,scallopsarechirping.Sopeaceful.哥：Canwelowerthevolume,please.tworkwithallthatracketgoingon.宝：哥：Right,hum.宝：Okay.哥：! 宝：哥：星：哥：Oh,boy.宝：星：宝：星：Soundsreasonable.Uh……I’mgoingtoneedtoborrowaquarter.宝：Surething.Patrick.星：Ah!Onequarter.星：Thankyou.哥：Businessisbooming.HowdidIevergetsurroundedbysuchIloserneighbors?宝：Onebubblewand,dippedandreadytogo.CouldIinterestyouinsomelessons?Only25cents.星：Uh……verywell,then.Hey,Sponge,canIborrowanotherquarter?Thanks.宝：Okay,Patrick,it’sallinthetechnique.Firstgolikethis.Spinaround—stop!Double–-takethreetimes—one,two,three.Then…pelvicthrust!Stoponyourrightfoot.Don’tforgetit!Now,it’stimetobringitaroundtown.Bringaroundtown.Thenyo星：It’sagiraffe.宝：哥：Don’宝：We’Then……That’宝：That’llbe25cents,sir.哥：Aah!Whoa!What!Whowouldpay25centstoblowbubbles?!宝：Weareofferlessonsforbeginners.哥：Beginners?Whatcouldbemoresimplethanblowingastupidbubble?Here’syour25cents.Watchand learn.Uh……wait,wait,wait.Onemoretime.Here,wait,wait.Aah,justamerewarm—up.宝：Hey,Squidward,rememberthetechnique.Technique—youdothisandthis.Stepback.星：Technique,Squidward.宝：Spinaroundlikethis.Overhere.One,two,yeah,three……星：Thepelvicwhoo!宝：Don’tfor……don’tforgetthe“whoo”!星：ListentoSponge.宝：宝&派大星：宝：Tech……p.Double–宝：星：哥：宝：Nope.哥Now,that’宝：Yousaidit,Squidward.See,itisallinthetechnique.星：Yeah,technique.鱼哥：Technique?Huh!SpongeBob,youdidn’tthinkIcreatedthat…eon,it’smygenes.宝&派大星：Squid’sgotgenes.Squid’sgotgenes.哥：Thankyou,thankyou,thankyou.宝&派大星：Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward.宝：Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward.哥：Irock.绵宝&派大星Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidward,Squidw星：宝：Squidward.宝&派大星：哥：宝&派大星：哥：Genius。
海绵宝宝派大星哲学语录英文
海绵宝宝派大星哲学语录英文1. "Life may be full of bubbles, but we can choose to blow them away with laughter."2. "Sometimes the smallest actions create the biggest impact."3. "Being curious is the key to unlocking knowledge and wisdom."4. "Embrace diversity, for it enriches our lives in ways we can't imagine."5. "Stay positive, even when faced with the toughest challenges."6. "Treat others with kindness, and watch as it creates a ripple effect of goodness."7. "The secret to success lies in finding joy in the journey, not just the destination."8. "Dream big, because dreams have the power to make the impossible possible."9. "Never underestimate the power of a good friend."10. "Hard work may take time, but it always pays off in the end."11. "Every failure is just a stepping stone towards success."12. "Don't be afraid to ask for help when you need it."13. "Imagination is the gateway to endless possibilities."14. "It's okay to make mistakes, as long as we learn from them."15. "True strength comes from within."16. "Believe in yourself, and you will be unstoppable."17. "Happiness is best shared with others."18. "We are all connected to each other and to the world around us."19. "Forgiveness sets us free from the burden of anger and resentment."20. "Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."21. "Never give up on your dreams, no matter how impossible they may seem."22. "The world is a playground, so let's have fun and explore."23. "It's the little things in life that bring us the most joy."24. "Kindness is the language that everyone can understand."25. "Challenges are just opportunities in disguise."26. "Don't be scared of the unknown; embrace it with an open heart."27. "Failure is not an ending, but rather a chance to begin again with more wisdom."28. "Our differences are what make us special."29. "True happiness comes from within, not from external possessions."30. "Patience is a virtue that rewards us with clarity and understanding."31. "Believe in the power of teamwork."32. "A positive attitude can turn any ordinary day into an extraordinary one."33. "The ocean teaches us that change is constant, and we must learn to adapt."34. "Love is the strongest force in the universe."35. "We don't need material possessions to define our worth."36. "Every challenge is an opportunity for growth."37. "Kindness is like a boomerang - it always comes back to us."38. "Perseverance is the key to overcoming any obstacle."39. "It's the moments of laughter and joy that create the best memories."40. "Never stop learning, for knowledge is a lifelong journey."41. "The beach is a reminder that life is a constant ebb and flow."42. "Celebrate the uniqueness in yourself and others."43. "We can't control everything in life, but we can control how we respond to it."44. "See the beauty in simplicity."45. "Life is too short to hold grudges; forgive and let go."46. "Success is not measured by external achievements, but by inner happiness."47. "Don't take yourself too seriously; have fun and embrace silliness."48. "The past does not define us; we have the power to create a new future."49. "Helping others is the greatest gift we can give."50. "Love is the language that transcends all barriers."51. "Live each day as if it were an adventure."52. "Good things come to those who believe in themselves."53. "Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to take a break and have some fun."54. "The greatest discoveries are often found in unexpected places."55. "Don't let fear hold you back from pursuing your dreams."56. "Imagination is the gateway to new worlds and endless possibilities."57. "When life gets tough, remember to find laughter in the little things."58. "Kindness is like a gentle wave that can wash away negativity."59. "Embrace change, for it is the only constant in life."60. "Stay true to yourself, no matter what others may say or think."。
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Season 1 Transcripts第一季目录1 Help Wanted 急征店员2 Bubble stand 吹泡泡3 Jelly fishing 捉水母4 Naughty Nautical Neighbors 挑拨离间5 Pizza Delivery 外送披萨6 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy 海超人与大洋游侠7 Hall Monitor 纠察队长8 Sandy's Rocket 珊迪的火箭9 Nature Pants 回归自然10 Culture Shock 才艺表演11 Muscle Bob Buff Pants 超级猛男12 The Chaperone 欢乐舞会13 Scaredy Pants 胆小鬼14 SB-129 时空旅行15 Sleepy Time 睡觉时间16 Valentine's Day 情人节17 Arrgh! 寻宝游戏18 Texas 想家的珊迪19 Fools in April 愚人节20 Hooky 逃学人物介绍：海绵宝宝(Sponge Bob)小蜗(Gary)派大星(Patrick)珊迪(Sandy Cheeks)章鱼哥(Squid ward)蟹老板泡芙阿姨珍珍(Pearl Krabs)痞老板(Plankton)1 *Help Wanted*DialogueAnnouncer: Ah, the sea. So fascinating. So wonderful. Here, we see Bikini Bottom, teeming with life, home to one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants. Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly. (The giant foghorn wakes up SpongeBob)Spongebob: Today's the big day, Gary!Gary: Meow!Spongebob: Look at me! I'm naked! (Gets His Pants On) Gotta be in top physical condition for today, Gary.Gary: Meow!Spongebob: (SpongeBob tries to throw a weight) I'M READY!! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!Starfish: Go SpongeBob!SpongeBob: There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, Home of the Krabby Patty. With a 'Help Wanted' sign in the window! For years I've been dreaming of this moment! I'm gonna go in there, march straight to the manager, look him straight in the eye, lay it on the line,and I can't do this! (he runs, but Patrick blocks his way) Patrick!Patrick: Where do you think you're going?SpongeBob: I was just....Patrick: (cutting him off) No you're not. You're going to the Krusty Krab and get that job!SpongeBob: I can't, don't you see? I'm not good enough!Patrick: Whose first words were, "May I take your order?"SpongeBob: Mine were.Patrick: Who made a spatula out of toothpicks in wood shop?SpongeBob: I did.Patrick: Who's a.... (thinks) ....uh, who's.... (thinks even harder) ....who's a big yellow cube with holes?SpongeBob: I am!Patrick: Who's ready?SpongeBob: I'm ready!Patrick: Who's ready?SpongeBob: I'm ready!Patrick: Who's ready? (Does a split)SpongeBob: I'm ready!! (with his confidence restored, he runs toward the restaurant. There, An Octopus is spraying the glass windows to eliminate graffiti of himself with the word 'Loser.' He sees SpongeBob.)Octopus: Oh no, SpongeBob. What could he possibly want?SpongeBob: (in background) Go SpongeBob! Go SpongeBob! Go self! Go self! (The Octopus noticed the 'Help Wanted' sign and runs inside.)Octopus: Mr. Krabs! (cut to the ordering window, where Mr. Krabs is smelling a handful of money. Squidward runs up to him) Hurry, Mr. Krabs, before it's too late, I gotta tell you... (too late.)SpongeBob: (off-screen) Permission to come aboard, captain! (cut to SpongeBob, casting a shadow across the restaurant) (manly voice) I've been training my whole life for the day I could finally join the Krusty Krew, (regular voice) And now I'm ready. (while walking, he accidentally steps on a nail. He trips and bounces all over the last. The Octopus and Mr. Krabs just stare at each other. SpongeBob finally comes to a stop) So, uh, when do I start?Krabs: Well lad, it seems like you don't even have your sea legs.SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, please. I'll prove I'm fry cook material. Ask Squidward! He'll vouch for me.(Krabs and Squidward walk to the corner, where Squidward puts it plain and simple.)Squidward: No. (Krabs winks. The two walk back over.)Krabs: Well lad, we'll give you a test and if you pass, you'll be on the Krusty Krew! Go fetch me... (SpongeBob pulls out a notepad) a, uh, hydrodynamic spatula with, ah, port-and-starboard-attachments, and turbo drive! And don't come back till you get one! (Krabs puts a Krusty Krab hat on SpongeBob. SpongeBob, overjoyed, looks at himself in the mirror. He then gets serious)SpongeBob: Aye aye, captain! (reading) One hydrodynamic spatula, port-and-starboard attachments, turbo drive, coming right up sir! (he leaves)Krabs: Hurry on! (to Squidward) We'll never see that lad again.Squidward: You're terrible! A hydro-what? (the two laugh. Cut to outside, where SpongeBob walks off. Just then, five boats come and encircle around the restaurant. The doors open. Cut to Squidward and Krabs still laughing. Krabs stops, then Squidward.)Krabs: That sounded like hatch doors! (Krabs smells something, then close in on his wiggling eyes.) Do you smell it? That smell. The kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells? smelly. (his eyes bug open) (silently) Anchovies.Squidward: What?Krabs: Anchovies!!! (the anchovies come in, hoards of them, just swarming and swarming. Squidward tries to maintain some order)Squidward: Please, please, quiet! (the anchovies stop bickering) Is this any way to behave, hmm?Anchovy: Meep!Squidward: Could we show a little decency and form a neat, single file line in front of the register?(moment of silence, then the anchovies rock the ordering boat around a bit, very violently I might add. Cut to SpongeBob, walking to a store shaped like a treasure chest.)SpongeBob: Barg'n Mart: meeting all your spatula needs. (cut back to Squidward and Mr. Krabs, stuck in the ordering boat and being swung across, literally a sea of anchovies.)Squidward: One single file line was all I asked! (cut to the ship being thrown up)Krabs: Button down the hatches, Mr. Squidward! (getting thrown back up, the ship is in pieces) We're taking on water,Mr. Squidward! (getting thrown back up again, Krabs is holding Squidward) I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward! (cut back to SpongeBob, shopping)SpongeBob: (humming) Spatula, spatula, port-and-starboard attachments? (cut back to the restaurant, where Squidward and Krabs are hanging onto a pole)Krabs: Climb, Mr. Squidward! Climb! (they do climb and tidal wave after tidal wave of anchovies nears closer and closer) Well, this is the end. Good-bye, Mr. Squidward!Squidward: Oh Mr. Krabs! (the two start to cry. Then, some blinking red lights from off-screen illuminate the two. They look up to see, Spongebob with the spatula he was sent off to receive. He's using it as a propeller to keep him in air. He sings a tune as he arrives.)SpongeBob: Did someone order a spatula? (Squidward and Mr. Krabs babble to themselves on how he obtained this) One hydrodynamic spatula with (two other spatulas pop out on the sides of the previous one) port-and-starboard attachments, and let's not forget the turbo drive! (the two extending spatulas whirl around and smack Squidward and Krabs around) Would you believe they only had one in stock? To the kitchen! (SpongeBob makes a double-spin and flies into the kitchen window) (to anchovies) Who's hungry?Song: Tiny Tim "Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight":Things that bother you never bother me,I feel happy as pie, a-ha!Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,Having a wonderful time.Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot,Coffee's only a dime,Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,Having a wonderful time.Just take it from me, I'm just as free as any daughter,I do what I like, just when I like, and how I love it!I'm right here to stay, when I'm old and gray,I'll be right in my prime,Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,Having a wonderful time.Krabs: That was the greatest fast-foodsmanship I've ever seen, Mr. SquarePants! Welcome aboard! (Krabs gives him a nametag with 'SpongeBob' written on it.)Squidward: But Mr. Krabs-Krabs: Three cheers for SpongeBob! Hip-hip!Squidward: (weakly) Hooray,Krabs: Hip-Hip!Squidward: (quickly) Hooray,Krabs: Hip-hip!Squidward: (quickly) Hooray, Mr. Krabs!Krabs: I'll be in my quarters, counting the booty. (he proceeds to drive a wheelbarrow full of money into his office. Then, Patrick walks in.)Patrick: Good morning, Krusty Crew!Squidward: What would you like to order, Patrick?Patrick: One Krabby Patty please. (as if as a signal, SpongeBob flies back through the ordering window via spatula and starts doing some stuff. Cut to outside, where Patrick gets hit by a wave of Krabby Patties and is flung out the door.)Squidward: Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs, come see your new employee.... End Song: Tiny Tim "Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight":Things that bother you never bother me,Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,Having a wonderful time.*Reef Blower*DialogueSquidward walks out of his house and looks around Bikini Bottom when he notices his flower is bent, so he straightens it. He looks around again and then notices a shell on his front yard. He walks over to it then looks around to see if anyone is watching. No one is so he kic ks the shell into SpongeBob’s yard. Soon, SpongeBob looks out his window. He then notices the shell on his lawn and gets an idea. He then slides around on the ground into his door opens and SpongeBob comes out with a leaf blower on his back. Squidward lifts his headwhile lying in a hammock to see where all the noise is coming from. He groans and puts some earplugs to work. SpongeBob walks over and blows on the shell with his reef blower. The shell just floats upward and comes back down but then he tries again, the same thing happens. He tries once more really hard and puts a hole in the ground where the sand used to be. While Squidward is eating some food at a table outside, all that sand that SpongeBob blew from the hole comes pouring down on him. SpongeB ob runs over to see if he’s all right. SpongeBob blows off the sand including the piece of seaweed that Squidward was eating and the sand goes into Squidward's eyes. SpongeBob then blows Squidward’s eyeballs off which makes Squidward's eyes water. SpongeBob notices a pile of sand on his yard and points to it. He says "You!" (subtitle on bottom). He sucks up all the sand in his leaf blower bag. After he sucks it up and looks at his clean yard, the reef blower begins to shake. After it, about 3 seconds later, all the sand that he sucked up spits out and onto his yard. SpongeBob flips his reef blower around and unzips the back. He picks up all the sand and puts it in. He pulls the handle, but nothing happens. So, he pulls it back really far past the 4-way intersection. He takes a break and gets the dirt off his hand and grabs the handle again. He then flies off holding it. He flies past an intersection of traffic and he slams into the reef blower and starts to go wacky. It sucks up all the water in the ocean. Squidward takes a breath and notices there is no water so he holds his breath. Then SpongeBob notices the size of his bag on his reef blower. It explodes and the sand is all over Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob walks out of a sand door pile and it collapses after he closes it. He then walks back into his house with his new clean yard. Squidward is covered in sand and so is everything else around his house. The shell then floats down onto his nose.*Tea at the Treedome*DialogueSpongeBob: Wow, four stingers.(He then puts away the telescope and puts on some black glasses. Cut to the jellyfish, just hanging out, and SpongeBob floats over besides it with net in hand. Cut to the jellyfish alone, where SpongeBob's foot stretches out from off-screen and then the rest of his body appears. He attempts to grab the jellyfish in his net, but he ends up catching himself in the net. The jellyfish flies away. Just then, SpongeBob hears some struggling noises from off-screen. He arrives at the top of a hill, where he sees a giant clam attempting to eat a squirrel, who is wearing some sort of space suit underwater. SpongeBob gasps as he sees the squirrel struggling to stay her ground)SpongeBob: Where have I seen this before?(He then takes out his handy dandy 'Field Guide' and skims through the pages)SpongeBob: Here it is!(SpongeBob comes upon a picture of the squirrel)SpongeBob: Land squirrel! That little squirrel is in trouble.(cut to the squirrel, who is bashing the squirrel into the ground)Squirrel: Take that, you sorry old clam! Y'all need to learn some manners! You're about as ugly as homemade soup.SpongeBob: Hooray, land squirrel!(cut back to The Squirrel, who is oblivious to the clam resurfacing and jumping right at her. Cut to SpongeBob, who is shock, his glasses shoot up)SpongeBob: Look out! Hold on, little squirrel!(he does a karate yell in front of the clam, then does the same while bouncing to different sides. He jumps high in the air, and lands on top of the clam)SpongeBob: You have fought well, giant clam. Prepare to be vanquished! (SpongeBob strains)SpongeBob: Hey, I'm actually doing it!(SpongeBob strains some more)(The squirrel holds open the clam's mouth and SpongeBob goes flying face-first into a coral reef.)SpongeBob: Your shell is mine!(SpongeBob attempts to grapple with an appendage in the clam's mouth. The clam then slams shut.)Squirrel: Hold on there, little square dude!(she then gets SpongeBob out and kicks the clam around some more and finally kicks it across the sea. The clam whimpers. The squirrel leans down to see if SpongeBob is OK)SpongeBob: Hey, you like karate too!(SpongeBob does a series of karate moves, spins in mid-air, and lands on his head with a splat.)SpongeBob: So, uh, what's your name?Squirrel: Sandy! So, what do y'all call yourself?(SpongeBob runs up a nearby rock and jumps off.)SpongeBob: I---'m SpongeBob!(One of the corners of his head gets stuck in the ground.)Sandy: Well SpongeBob, take a gander at this!(she walks next to a huge rock and slaps it with her hand, making a gong sound effect. The gong sound effect intensifies and the rock shatters into tiny pebbles.)SpongeBob: Oh.(Sandy stands with her hands on her hips and a big, proud smile on her face.)SpongeBob: Oh yeah? Well, watch this! (he prepares to do a karate move, but all he does is make an armpit fart noise. Sandy walks on screen laughing)Sandy: I like you, SpongeBob. Why, we could be tighter than bark on a tree. Hi-yah!(Sandy chops SpongeBob's head, leaving a triangle-shaped indent at the top.) SpongeBob: Uh, I like you too, Sandy. Hi-yah!(He tries to chop Sandy's head, but her air helmet stops him.)SpongeBob: D'oh. Say, what's that thing on your head?Sandy: Why, that's my air helmet.SpongeBob: May I try it on?Sandy: Heck no. I need it to breathe! I gotta have my air.SpongeBob: Me too! I love air! Air is good.Sandy: No kidding?SpongeBob: Why, "air" is my middle name! The more air, the better! Can't get enough of that air.Sandy: Shee-oot. How about coming over tomorrow for tea and cookies then? (shows a map) You are Here! (Points at "Sandy's House") Don't be late!SpongeBob: Okay, see you tomorrow.Patrick! Patrick! Patrick, Patrick, Patrick! What's air?Patrick (getting up): Huh?SpongeBob: I just met this girl. She wears a hat full of...air.(Patrick takes off his sunglasses)Patrick: Do you mean she puts on airs?SpongeBob: I guess so.Patrick: That's just fancy talk. If you want to be fancy, hold your pinky up like this. The higher you hold it, the fancier you are.SpongeBob (holding his pinky up): How's that?Patrick: Higher!SpongeBob (holding his pinky higher): Like that?Patrick: Now that's fancy! They should call you SpongeBob Fancypants!At Sandy's TreedomePatrick: Remember, when in doubt, pinky out. You can do it,SpongeBob. I'll be watching.SpongeBob: Thanks pal.Sandy: Hello?SpongeBob: Hi-ya, Sandy. It's me, SpongeBob!Sandy: Hold on a sec, I'll let you in.(buzzer sounds as water drains from entryway)SpongeBob: Sandy, something's gone terribly wrong. There's no water in.....here. Sandy: 'Course there's no water. Nothing but air.(SpongeBob waves his hand around and smells this air)SpongeBob: No water?Sandy: That ain't a problem, is it? Hi-yah!SpongeBob: Problem? (laughs) Hi-yah! That's how I like my air! (takes deep breath, then lets out forceful cough) With no water.Sandy: Well all right. I made Texas tea and cookies. Well, come on in! Hi-yah! (SpongeBob is walking an inch forward and it makes weak squeaking sounds with every step) That's not in. In! (SpongeBob walks another inch with all the squeaking. Sandy runs and gets SpongeBob and takes his hand and runs off) You're a funny little dude.Come on, I'll give you the grand tour.(cut to the blazing sun and pan down where Sandy and SpongeBob are standing)Sandy: This is my own private little air bubble. This air is the driest... (SpongeBob gasps) ..Purest...SpongeBob (while gasping): Maybe...Sandy: ...most airiest air in the whole sea. Oh, over there's my birdbath.(cut to the birdbath, where a red robin is splashing and chirping)Sandy: And there's my oak tree. (SpongeBob seems enticed by the water in the birdbath. He tries to sneak away, but stays until Sandy lets her guard down)Sandy: It provides me with extra air. This dome is made of the finest polyurethane-- that's a fancy word for plastic. Ain't that just the bee's knees? Tellyou what, weren't easy getting here neither. First, I... (SpongeBob finally escapes and wallows in the birdbath, absorbing all the water. He then jumps back to his original spot, and the bird is quite angry. SpongeBob gets back before Sandy notices) ...that's my treadmill. That's how I stay in tip-top shape. Well, come on. Let's have that tea now. (does in-air karate moves and moves off-screen. SpongeBob gasps. He hears some knocking from outside. It's Patrick, pointing at his pinky)Patrick: Pinky! Pinky!(SpongeBob weakly holds up his pinky and gasps again. Cut to him sitting at a picnic bench. He holds up his bouquet)SpongeBob:I brought you some flowers. (Sandy walks over)Sandy: For me? How sweet! (Sandy grabs the flowers, which SpongeBob doesn't want to let go. She finally pries them loose and reveals SpongeBob's bony crusty looking hand) You OK?SpongeBob: Yes, I'm OK.Sandy: You know, you're the first sea critter to ever visit.SpongeBob: I can't imagine why.Sandy: Can I get you anything.SpongeBob: Water would be nice.Sandy: I'm going to put these in a vase.SpongeBob: Take your time. (he then gasps and stumbles toward the door and struggles to try and open it)I gotta get out of here! Aaaaahh! (he then thinks)Sandy: (in SpongeBob's head) I like you, SpongeBob. We could be tighter than bark on a tree! (SpongeBob struggles even more)Patrick: (in SpongeBob's head) When in doubt, pinky out.(SpongeBob lifts his pinky. He then gets confidence and victorious music plays)SpongeBob: I don't need water! Water's for quitters! I don't need it! I don't need it!I don't need it! I don't need it, I don't need it...(he then loses confidence again and the music stops)Sandy: Why, these flowers are just beautiful! They'll last much, much longer in a glass of ice, cold water. (SpongeBob is totally enticed by the water. Sandy sits down across from him) So tell me about yourself. It must be fascinating being asea critter.(SpongeBob watches a drop of water drop down the side of the glass)Sandy: SpongeBob? (a timer goes off) Oh, there's the cookies. (walks back into the tree) Be right back.SpongeBob: I don't need it. I don't need it. I definitely don't need it. I don't need it.I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I NEEEED IT!!! (he shoots up in the air, bounces off the ceiling and holds the glass)Patrick: No, SpongeBob! No, no, no, stop! Pinky! Pinky! (SpongeBob holds up his pinky while guzzling down the whole glass)SpongeBob: I'm a quitter! (Spongebob cries out)(Patrick enters into the dome and slams the door shut)Patrick: You can't leave now! You'll blow it!SpongeBob: Air is not good, Patrick! Air is not good!(Patrick pries him off the door and carries him around)Patrick: You're just being shy. Don't worry, buddy. You're doing fine. (starts getting weak) I won't let you blow.... this... (he drops SpongeBob and crawls on the floor, panting. He coughs and sputters) What kind of place is this?! (runs toward the door and tries to open it) There's no water in here!(SpongeBob joins in on the door-opening struggle)SpongeBob: I tried to tell you!Patrick: We've got to get out of here!SpongeBob: You're...doing it...wrong! (the two collapse on each other)Patrick: Wait, no! We've got...to get...out... (cut to the blaring sun. Sandy walks out of the tree with tea and cookies)Sandy: Come and get it! You're all gonna like this..(she screams and drops her tray. On the floor is a live-action sponge and starfish.)(Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick leaning against a ladder with two goldfish helmets on. Sandy, on top of the ladder, uses a hose to fill these helmets withwater)Sandy: There, that ought to do it! If y'all wanted water, you should of asked.(Sandy carries over a tray with three tea glasses. Everyone takes one)Sandy: I propose a toast: to new friends!(she drinks it. SpongeBob and Patrick lift their drinks up and they clink the glasses on the helmets, causing them to spill)Sandy: Wait, hold on a second. (she places a tea bag in each helmet, allowing the two to drink the tea water.)I hope you like your tea strong. Drink up!(Patrick nudges SpongeBob and they both put their pinky up. The three drink up again and give a heartfelt sigh)2 *Bubblestand*DialogueSpongeBob: Ah, what a wonderful day. The sun is out, the water is shimmering,scallops are chirping. So peaceful.(SpongeBob grabs wood, hammer, and nails, then starts building a bubblestand.)Squidward: Can we lower the volume, please? I can't work with all that racket going on!SpongeBob: Oh, sure thing, Squidward.Squidward: Ha, yeah right.SpongeBob: Okay.(SpongeBob taps on the nail lightly, then looks up at Squidward's window, and repeats this 5 times.)Squidward: And now,for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. Thank you, thank you.(Squidward starts to play. SpongeBob looks up and sees that Squidward is playing his clarinet, so he decides to finish building the stand quickly. Squidward looks out at SpongeBob.)Squidward: I thought I... wha?SpongeBob: Hey Squidward! Wanna blow some bubbles? Only 25 cents. Squidward: Oh, right. Like I would spend a moment of my time blowing bubbles. SpongeBob: Uh huh!Squidward: Oh puh-leeze. I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles? (Patrick's rock opens.)Patrick: Good morning!(Patrick falls off his rock.)Squidward: Oh, boy.(Patrick walks over to SpongeBob.)SpongeBob: Good morning to you sir. Would you care to blow a bubble? Patrick: Hmmm, how much is it?SpongeBob: Only a quarter.Patrick: Sounds reasonable. Um, I'm going to need to borrow a quarter.SpongeBob: Sure thing, Patrick.(SpongeBob pulls out a quarter and gives it to Patrick.)Patrick: Ah, one quarter.(Patrick hands SpongeBob the quarter. SpongeBob bites it to see if it's real, and it bends.)SpongeBob: Thank you.Squidward: Ha, business is booming. How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors? Heh.SpongeBob: One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go.(Patrick grabs the wand from SpongeBob, inhales deeply and begins to blow, but nothing happens. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a lessons sign.)SpongeBob: Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.Patrick: Uh, very well then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? (SpongeBob hands Patrick a quarter.)Patrick: Thanks.SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique! First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then...(SpongeBob blows three bubbles; one big duck and two small ducks.)Patrick: Oooooh.(SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles as SpongeBob blows a caterpillar.)Patrick: Ahahaha.(SpongeBob blows a boat bubble. It floats off, then pops and makes a foghorn noise.)Squidward: Huh?(Squidward looks at his clarinet.)SpongeBob: And now... with two hands!(SpongeBob inhales deeply, and blows an elephant bubble while circus music starts playing. Patrick starts laughing.)Patrick: It's a giraffe!(The elephant floats into Squidward's house and explodes. Squidward angrily walks outside and goes toward the bubblestand.)SpongeBob: Excuse me sir, but we are cl...Squidward: Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?SpongeBob: We're not just blowing bubbles, we're making bubble art! Watch carefully. First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then... (SpongeBob blows a butterfly which flies over to Squidward, lands on his head, and finally pops.)Squidward: That's not art! That's just annoying! Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard!(SpongeBob and Patrick put their head down as they walk to Sponge's house.)Squidward: You should be ashamed of yourselves! Bubbles. Ha. Art. (Squidward mumbles, then picks up bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow a bubble. SpongeBob pops up out of nowhere.)SpongeBob: That'll be 25 cents, sir.Squidward: Ah, whoa, what? Oh, who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?SpongeBob: We also offer lessons for beginners.Squidward: Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble? Here's your 25 cents!(Squidward hands SpongeBob a quarter. SpongeBob bites it to see if it's real,and it bends.)Squidward: Watch and learn.(Squidward inhales deeply and begins to blow, but nothing happens.)Squidward: Uhh, wait, wait, wait. One more time. Wait.Squidward inhales and blows again. A small bubble comes out and quickly falls to the ground and pops. Squidward looks over ant SpongeBob and Patrick. They gulp then whistle. Squidward places another quarter on the stand.Squidward: Just a mere warm-up.SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, remember the technique.(Squidward keeps trying while SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to show him the technique.)SpongeBob and Patrick: Technique, technique, tech-(Squidward looks at them annoyed.)SpongeBob: You're not doing the technique.Squidward: Technique? Technique? Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique! First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double take three times. And here we go... pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Oh, stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Then bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, a little of that, this, that, and this. And that and this. this that this that. Then ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!! Squidward blows huge bubble that lifts him off of the ground.)SpongeBob and Patrick: Wow!SpongeBob: All right Squid! That was so good!。
海绵宝宝的语录
《海绵宝宝》经典语录
1.✨你本来是有机会的，但是你输了，你不能总是活在过去。
2.✨章鱼哥,外面的世界很残酷,没有人会把快乐用托盘送给你。
3.✨知识不能替代友谊，比起失去你，我宁愿做个白痴。
4.✨如果你总是让人踩过你的头，你永远都不会得到你想要的东西。
5.✨派大星，你为什么叫派大星？因为我是上帝派来保护你的大星
星。
6.✨我生下来就是为了与你相遇。
7.✨愚蠢不是一种病毒，但它确实像病毒一样具有传染性。
8.✨他真是可怕了，一看到他我就恶心！那双大牛眼睛、方身体、
两颗大门牙，还有那个愚蠢的领带！真是太可怕了！但是这些在你身上就很好看~
9.✨他们都放弃你了，可是我没有，因为我不是很聪明。
10.✨人生就是不公平的，慢慢习惯吧你。
11.✨谁都会犯错误，所以人们才会在铅笔的另一头装上橡皮。
12.✨过去我们在一起很快乐，可现在，我们不能兼容了，我们应该
分道扬镳了，这就是人生。
13.✨你可以是一本打开的书，但我要比那复杂一点。
14.✨要是你不相信我，是你有问题不是我。
15.✨即使你最好的朋友，也不一定懂你的孤单。
16.✨只要我还能再看到你一次，我就能跟你说我有多爱你。
《海绵宝宝》英文字幕
Chapter 12:Awakened from the ice cream blast
Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival
Chapter 14:Accused
Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?
Chapter 16: Briefing
Chapter 17: The Patty Wagon
All(But SpongeBob): Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip!(Honk!) Hip! Hip!(Honk!) Hip! Hip! (Honk!!!!)
------Chapter 3:Awakened from the Job as Manager
Chapter 3.2 Ready for the speech
Chapter 3.3:SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick
Chapter 4:KK2 news report/Plankton's rage
Chapter 5:Spongebob's encounter with plankton
------Chapter 1:Opening (Real film sequence)
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优酷下载《海绵宝宝》（1999）第一集与之匹配的英文台词海绵宝：What a wonderful day.The sun is out, the water is shimmering,scallops are chirping.So peaceful.章鱼哥：Can we lower the volume,please.I can’t work with all that racket going on.海绵宝：Oh, sure thing.Squidward.章鱼哥：Right, hum.海绵宝：Okay.章鱼哥：And now for some soothing sounds from Squidward’s clarinet.Thank you, thank you.I thought I……! 海绵宝：Hey, Squidward ,want to blow some bubbles? Only 25cents.章鱼哥：Oh, right, like I would spend a moment of my time. Blowing bubbles.Oh, please! I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles?派大星：Good morning.章鱼哥：Oh, boy.海绵宝：Good morning to you,sir. Would you care you blow a bubble?派大星：Oh, how much is it?海绵宝：Only a quarter.派大星：Sounds reasonable. Uh……I’m going to need to borrow a quarter.海绵宝：Sure thing. Patrick.派大星：Ah! One quarter.派大星：Thank you.章鱼哥：Business is booming. How did I ever get surrounded by such I loser neighbors?海绵宝：One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go.Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.派大星：Uh……very well,then. Hey ,Sponge,can I borrow another quarter? Thanks.海绵宝：Okay,Patrick, it’s all in the technique. First go like this. Spin around—stop!Double –-take three times—one, two, three. Then……pelvic thrust! Stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it! Now, it’s time to bring it around town. Bring around town. Then you do this then this and this, then that and this and that and this and then……And now……with tow hands.派大星：It’s a giraffe.海绵宝：Excuse me ,sir, but we are close……章鱼哥：Don’t give me any of that. How could you two possible make all this noise just blowing bubbles?海绵宝：We’re not just blowing bubbles; we’re making bubble art. Watch carefully. Firstgo like this. Spin around—stop! Double –-take three times—one, two, three.Then……pelvic thrust! Stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it! Now, it’s time tobring it around town. Bring around town. Then you do this, then this and this,then that and this and that and this and then……章鱼哥：That’s not art. That’s just annoying.Blowing bubbles. That’s the lamest idea I have ever heard. You should be ashamed of yourself. Bubbles. Art. Bubbles. Ridiculous.海绵宝：That’ll be 25 cents, sir.章鱼哥：Aah! Whoa! What! Who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?!海绵宝：We are offer lessons for beginners.章鱼哥：Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble?Here’s your 25 cents. Watch and learn. Uh……wait, wait, wait. One more time. Here, wait, wait. Aah, just a mere warm—up.海绵宝：Hey, Squidward ,remember the technique. Technique—you do this and this. Step back.派大星：Technique, Squidward.海绵宝：Spin around like this. Over here. One, two, yeah, three……派大星：The pelvic whoo!海绵宝：Don’t for……don’t forget the “whoo”!派大星：Listen to Sponge.海绵宝：Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique!海绵宝&派大星：Technique! Technique!海绵宝：Tech……You’re ……not doing the ……technique.章鱼哥：Technique?! Technique?! Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique!First I do this. Spin around, stop. Double –-take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Oh ,stop on your right foot.Don’t forget it. Then bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that. A little of this, this, that, that, that, that, that, then……海绵宝：All right, Squid! That was so good!派大星：Squid is numer one.章鱼哥：I really did it ,didn’t I ? Yeah—you guys didn’t blow anything like that.海绵宝：Nope.章鱼哥Now, that’s a bubble.海绵宝：You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique.派大星：Yeah, technique.章鱼哥：Technique? Huh! Sponge Bob, you didn’t think I created that……beautiful work of art with your help.Come on, it’s my genes.海绵宝&派大星：Squid’s got genes. Squid’s got genes.章鱼哥：Thank you, thank you, thank you.海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.海绵宝：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.章鱼哥：I rock.海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Squid, Squid, Squidward! Squid,Squid, Squidward!派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward……海绵宝：Squidward.海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward.章鱼哥：Hello, my friends. You are looking at a ……海绵宝&派大星：Squidward.章鱼哥：Genius。