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适合小学启蒙阶段的英语小笑话谜语

适合小学启蒙阶段的英语小笑话精选(一)给我捎杯牛奶At 2 a. m. Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living-room. Tiptoedown-stairs, she told her husband, "Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up him before he knowswhat's happening."Dutifully Mr. Culkin put on his robe. Just as he reached the bedroom door,his wife added, "And when you come back, bring me a glass of milk."半夜两点，科尔肯太太确信听到客厅有贼，便对丈夫说：“别开灯，蹑手蹑脚下楼，别让贼发觉，悄悄靠近他。

” 科尔肯先生披上外套，责无旁贷地去捉贼。

刚走到卧室门口，他妻子又补充说：“回来时给我捎杯牛奶。

”(二)跟妈妈一模一样的女朋友No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. Afriend gave him advice."Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound to like her." Sothe young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl. He told his friendlyadviser:"Just like you said, I found a girl who looked, talked, dressed, and even cooked likemother, And just as you said, mother liked her". "So," asked the friend, "whathappened?""Nothing," said the young man. " My father hates her!".有个小伙子发现，无论他带什么女孩子回家，妈妈都不赞成。

搞笑英文谜语大全

搞笑英文谜语搞笑英文谜语大全谜语是幼儿认识事物、智力启蒙和发挥想象力最好的.载体之一。

一则好的谜语可以把事物特征描述的惟妙惟肖，让孩子充分的联想，不仅能提高孩子熟识事物特点的兴趣，整个过程也会让孩子充分体会到快乐。

下面小编给大家带来搞笑英文谜语，欢迎大家阅读。

搞笑英文谜语1、What is wind?【谜底：Air in a hurry】2、What's a skeleton?【谜底：It's a lot of bones without the person on them!】3、Which letter is a drink?【谜底：T(tea)】4、What table is in the field?【谜底：vegetable】5、Which letter is an animal?【谜底：B(bee)】6、What is an astronomer?【谜底：A nigh watchman with a college education.】7、Which letter is a question?【谜底：Y(why)】8、What always travels on foot?【谜底：A shoe】9、What has teeth but cannot eat?【谜底：A comb】10、What kind of dog never bite?【谜底：A hot dog】11、Where can milk be best stored?【谜底：In a cow】12、Which letter is around an island?【谜底：C(sea)】13、What is dark but made by light?【谜底：A shadow】14、Which letter is a part of your face?【谜底：I(eye)】15、What wears a cap but has no head?【谜底：A bottle】16、How many letters are in the alphabet? 【谜底：eight】17、What is never used until it's broken?【谜底：An egg】18、Which letter is a kind of vegetable?【谜底：P(pea)】19、What is the biggest ant in the world?【谜底：an elephant】20、What is in the middle of the world?【谜底：the letter “r”】21、Where can happiness always be found? 【谜底：In the dictionary】22、What comes after the letter “A”?【谜底：All the other letters】23、What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?【谜底：It never eats.】24、How many sides does a house have?【谜底：Two-inside and outside.】25、What is the smallest room in the world? 【谜底：mushroom】26、Why don't you advertise for your lost dog? 【谜底：He can't read.】27、What is smaller than an insect's mouth?【谜底：Anything it eats.】28、When do you go as fast as a racing car?【谜底：When you are in it.】29、What do workers do in a clock factory?【谜底：They make faces all day.】30、What can you break with only one word?【谜底：Silence】31、What question can you never answer “yes”。

60个搞笑的英语绕口令_绕口令

60个搞笑的英语绕口令(1)Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.(2)She sells sea shells by the sea shore.The shells she sells are surely seashells.So if she sells shells on the seashore,I'm sure she sells seashore shells.(3)"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised."Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."(4)A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.(5)Where is the watch I put in my pocket to take to the shop because it had stopped?(6)Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears' babies(7)A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.(8)Mr. Cook said to a cook: "Look at this cook-book. It's very good." So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book.〔9〕 A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried 1 / 6to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "let''s flee!" and the fly said to the flea"Let's fly!.Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.〔10〕Peter Piper picked a peck of picket prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.〔11〕The rat-catcher can't catch caught rats.(12〕Six silly sisters sell silk to six sickly senior citizens.〔13〕Ten tiny tortoises tried to talk to twenty timid toads.〔14〕How many cuckoos could a good cook cook if a cook could cook cuckoos?〔15〕Three thumping tigers are tickling trout.〔16〕Sheep shouldn't sleep in shaky shacks, should they?〔17〕A spoiled boy destroyed a toy for joy.〔18〕Nick had a big pig with thick sticky skin.〔19〕Cat, cat, catch that fat rat!〔20〕Some say sweet-scented shaving soap soothes sore skin.〔21〕Big blue balloons bounced by Billy's brown bike.〔22〕Five fine funny frogs frowned on furry furniture.〔23〕The nurses in skirts washed thirty dirty shirts.〔24〕If a chow chews shoes, how does he choose which shoes2 / 6to chew?〔25〕Little Willie's wooden whistle wouldn't whistle.〔26〕Better beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.〔27〕Lots of little London Lamplighters light London's lots of little lamps.〔28〕Shadows shade the sheltered shallows.〔29〕His shirt soon shrank in the suds.〔30〕As the roaring rocket rose, the restless roosters rollicked.〔31〕The next number is neither nine nor nineteen.〔32〕Sally Sue sat sadly saying sixty-six syllables to silly Sandy.〔33〕The frozen fishermen threw their frozen fish back in again.〔34〕An elevator on Everest is an Everest elevator.〔35〕Swan, swim over the sea. Swim, Swan, swim!swan, swim back again. Well swum, Swan!〔36〕I see seven seagulls soaring southwards silently.〔37〕Tommy Tye tried to tie his tie but tugging too tight tore his tie.〔38〕The dude dropped in at the Dewdrop Inn for a drop of 3 / 6drink.〔39〕Mrs Snelling's selling six sick six-shilling sheep.〔40〕Tiny Tommy Tortoise talked to Tessie Turtle on telephone ten times today.〔41〕Sixty-seven sacks of salt sitting side by side.〔42〕Can Christmas come twice?If Christmas can come twice, when else can Christmas come?〔43〕With one hand her husband hit her hat into a high hole.〔44〕Mrs Claton collects coconut cookies and crunches while she's counting crutches.〔45〕The man with fair hair dare not repair their chairs there because there is a bear there.〔46〕Master Carl asks his class not to go to the parks to play cards.〔47〕 When a doctor doctors another doctor, does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored or does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor?〔48〕 How much wood would a woodcutter cut if a woodcutter could cut wood? He'd cut as much wood as a woodcutter could ifa wood cutter could cut wood.4 / 6〔49〕Nina needs nine knitting needles to knit naughty Nita's knickers nicely.〔50〕I don't know why Joan showed a yellow coat to the goat in the snow.〔51〕I slit a sheet, A sheet I slit. Upon the slitted Slitted Sheet, I sit!〔52〕A Big black bug bit a big black bear.Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit?〔53〕Begging for the bactine and clamouring for calamine!〔54〕 Moses supposes his toeses are roses, But moses supposes erroneously. For moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his toeses to be!〔55〕The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.〔56〕 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers. A peck of pickle peppers Peter Piper Picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers, where is the peck of pickle peppers Peter Piper picked(57)Neither father nor mother likes this weather.(58)A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.(59)Betty Botter had some butter,"But," she said, "this 5 / 6butter's bitter.If I bake this bitter butter,it would make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter--that would make my batter better."(60)So she bought a bit of butter,better than her bitter butter,and she baked it in her batter,and the batter was not bitter.So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.6 / 6。

带翻译的搞笑英语谜语

带翻译的搞笑英语谜语1．what man cannot live in a house?什么人不能住在房子里?Key： snowman（雪人）2．What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers?什么东西永远不问问题但是却能得到很多答案?Key： dictionary （字典）3．What question can you never answer "Yes" to?什么问题你永远也不能回答"是"Key： Are you dead?（你死了吗?）4、You have it．You read it．There're some pictures in it?你拥有它，你可以阅读它，它有些图片在里面，它是什么?Key： book（书）5、A mouse has a large pocket． What is it?一种鼠有一个大袋子，它是什么?Key： a kangaroo（袋鼠）6、It has a head ，but no neck．It has a body，but no warmth．NO feet，but can travel?它有头，但没有脖子，有身体，但不温暖，没有脚，却能旅行。

Key： a car（汽车）延伸阅读：浅论英语谜语谜语是指一个比较难以理解的问题,一般都有让人意想不到的答案,通常被当作人与人之间交流的一种游戏(牛津高阶英汉词典,2004:1395)。

因为里面包括一个谜面,所以理解起来比较困难。

而它也与一般的意象图式具有很大不同。

你既可以回答谜语,也可以解开谜语。

有时一个谜语会有两个以上的答案或者解法。

英语谜语的一般结构。

一个英语谜语通常由一个谜面和一个谜底组成。

用公式表示如下:riddle=question/problem+answer/solution(谜语=谜面+谜底)英语谜语的一般规则,歧义,如果一个单词或者句子能够被从两个及以上的角度理解或者解释,那么它就具有歧义(Fromkin & Rodman,1983:169)。

英语绕口令、谜语、笑话(文档良心出品)

英语谜语1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?A mushroom.(蘑菇)2. What is smaller than an insect's mouth?Anything it eats.3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)4. What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?A secret.5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?A photographer.6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?A kitten.(小猫)7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break.8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?An echo.(回声)9. What do you know about the kings of France?They are all dead.10. What question can you never answer 'yes" to"Are you asleep?11. Why do some old people never use glasses?They must prefer bottles to glasses.12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?Post office.14. What do workers do in a clock factory?They make faces all day.15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?Sixty.16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?When you are in it.17. How many sides does a house have?Two - inside and outside.18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?A doorbell.19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?On his feet.20. When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did?He got wet first of all.21. Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?I myself.22. What has teeth but cannot eat?A comb.23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?A farmer.24. Why does time fly?To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?A river.28. What kind of dog never bite?A hot dog.29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?Because it can't sit down.30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?It's nice not to see you again.31. What wears a cap but has no head?A bottle.32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?A flag.33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?A night watchman with a college education.34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.35. What is wind?Air in a hurry.36. What comes after the letter "A"?All the other letters.37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?Teapot.38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?Short.39. What person does every man take his hat off to?A barber.40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?Because he wants to go to high school.41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?Water.42. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?Because he's dead.44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?Nothing. Because I'm a woman.46. What always travels on foot?A shoe.47. Where can happiness always be found?In the dictionary.48. What is higher without a head than with a head?A pillow.(枕头)49. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?He can't read.50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?The outside.51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?Cool!52. What is never used until it's broken?An egg.53. What's a skeleton?(骨架)It's a lot of bones without the person on them!54. What is dark but made by light?A shadow.55. What can you break with only one word?Silence.56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?The light.57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why?Because the truck driver was walking.58. Where can milk be best stored?In a cow.59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?Heat, because you can catch cold easily.60. What's the hardest thing about learning skating?The ice.61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?A map.62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?The temperature.63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?It never eats.64. Why is writing called handwriting?If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do? Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.66. How many great men have been born in London?None. Only babies.67. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it? When you have a hole in your pocket.68. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?Darkness.69. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?A hole.70. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?A priest.(牧师)1.What month do soldiers hate?--March (三月，行军)2.How many feet are there in a yard?--It depends on how many people stand in the yard. (码，院子)3.Why is an empty purse always the same?--There is no change in it. (零钱，变化)4.What book has the most stirring chapters?--A cook book. (动人的，搅拌的)5.What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?--Hot dog. (热狗)6.What is the smallest room in the world?--Mushroom. (蘑菇)7.What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?--Drink well water. (井水，健康的)8.How do we know the ocean is friendly?--It waves. (起波浪，招手致意)9.Which can move faster, heat or cold?--Heat, because you can catch cold. (追上冷，患感冒)10.Why is the library the highest building?--It has the most stories. (故事，（楼）层)11. What table is in the field?--Vegetable12. What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?--silence13. What is there in your house that ought to be looked into?--mirror14. What is that which you have never seen, heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name?--nothing15. What changes a pear into a pearl?--the letter “l”　16. What question can never be answered by 'Yes'?--Are you asleep?17. What ship has two mates but no captain?--courtship18. What is the most difficult key to turn?--a donkey19. Where can you always find money?--In the dictionary20. What is the surest way to double your money?--Fold it.21. Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?--In the dictionary22. What is the smallest bridge in the world?--the bridge of a nose23. What letter makes a road broad?--letter B24. What letter sounds like a vegetable?--letter P25. Why is a pig the most unusual animal in the world?--Because it is killed before it is cured (烧烤待处理)26. What match can't be put in a match-box?--Football match, basketball match, etc.27. When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?--When they make 22.28. I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water. What am I?--A map29. I am something that has teeth but can't eat. What am I?--A comb30. What is a sick man a controdiction?--When he is an impatient patient.31.What can hear without ears and answer without a mouth?--An echo32.What room has no walls,no doors,no windows,and no floors?--A mushroom33.What is dark but is made by light ?--A shadow34.What is easy to get into but hard to get out of ?--Trouble35.What is black When it is clean and white when it is dirty?--A blackboard还有些:What is dark but made by light?shadowWhat is higher without a head than with a head?pillowWhat is easy to get into but hard to get out of?troubleWhat person tried to make you smile most of the time?谜底：photographer（摄影师）It has cities but no houses,forests but no trees,rivers but no water.What is it? MAP!In the field stand many green round houses.In each green houses there is a white house.Inside the white house,there is a red body of water.In the waterare many black men.What are they?WATERMELON!Something leads you up the hill and then down the hill,but it always liesstill.What is it?ESCALATOR! 电梯！英语绕口令1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。

搞笑的英文绕口令【10篇】

导语：Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.下⾯是⽆忧考⼩编给⼤家整理的英⽂搞笑绕⼝令的内容，希望能给你带来帮助! 1、while we were walking, we were watching window washers' wash washington's windows with warm washing water. 当我们⾛路时，我们看着清洁窗户的⼈⽤暖⽔清洗华盛顿的窗户。

2、betty and bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar. betty和bob从⼤杂货店市场上买了蓝⽓球。

3、what a shame such a shapely sash should such shabby stitches show? 这⼳有形的腰带却⽤这⼳破旧的缝线，多丢⼈啊。

4、thieves seize skis. the blue bluebird blinks. ⼩偷抓住了滑雪板。

蓝⾊的知更鸟在眨眼。

5、susan shines shoes and socks; she ceased shining shoes and socks for shoes and socks shock susan. susan把鞋⼦和袜⼦擦亮，她停⽌了将鞋⼦和袜⼦擦亮，因为鞋⼦和袜⼦把susan吓坏了。

6、chop shops stock chops. 印章店备有印章。

7、brad's big black bath brush broke. brad's的⿊⾊⼤浴刷断了。

8、six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins. 六条闪亮的鲨鱼吸引⼈的胫⾻。

9、don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps. 不要纵容那些斜坡的街灯下露营的湿着⾝⼦的流浪街童。

搞笑英语谜语大全及答案（FunnyEnglishriddlesandanswers）

搞笑英语谜语大全及答案（Funny English riddles and answers）1。

什么房间没有墙，没有门，没有窗户，也没有地板？蘑菇。

（蘑菇）2。

什么东西比虫子的嘴小？它吃的任何东西。

三.什么大的工具，你在你的耳朵进行？鼓，是耳膜（鼓膜）。

4。

什么东西对一个人来说太多，两个人正好，但三个人一点也不吃？一个秘密。

5。

什么人试图让你一直微笑？一个摄影师。

6。

什么动物的头像猫，眼睛像猫，尾巴像猫，但不是猫吗？一只小猫（小猫）。

7。

什么奇怪的事情发生每24小时？一天休息，但没有下降；夜幕降临，但不会打破。

8。

什么东西能不用耳朵听你，不用嘴巴就能回答你？（回声）的回声。

9。

关于法国国王你知道些什么？他们都死了。

10。

什么问题你永远不能回答“是”你睡着了吗？11。

为什么有些老人从来不戴眼镜？他们必须喜欢瓶子而不是玻璃。

12。

为什么是粉刷房子时穿两件外套的人吗？因为油漆上的说明可以说：“穿上两件外套，取得最好的效果。

”13。

哪两个单词有千？邮局。

14。

工人在钟表厂干什么？他们整天做鬼脸。

15。

一个什么样的词有6左当你去掉2个？六十。

16。

你什么时候跑得和赛车一样快？当你在里面的时候。

17。

一个房子有多少面？内外两个。

18。

什么从来不问问题却总是得到答案？门铃。

19。

哥伦布在哪里住的时候，他发现了美国？在他的脚上。

20。

当一个男孩掉进水里，他做的第一件事是什么？他首先弄湿了。

21。

谁不是你的姐妹，不是你的兄弟，但仍然是你父母的孩子？我自己。

22。

什么东西有牙齿但不能吃？一把梳子。

23。

什么样的人可以提高的东西没有取消他们呢？一个农民。

24。

时间为什么飞逝？远离所有的人都想杀了它。

25。

说出一周中的五天，不要说：星期一，星期二，星期三，星期四，星期五。

前天，昨天，今天，明天，后天。

26。

什么动物用尾巴吃东西和喝东西？所有做的。

没有动物带着尾巴吃和喝的时候。

27。

什么东西有柔软的床却从不睡觉，有大嘴巴却从不说话？一条河。

英语绕口令爆笑整人

英语绕口令爆笑整人英语绕口令大全爆笑整人英语绕口令大全爆笑整人[1]1.Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗?2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。

3.I scream, you scream,we all scream for ice-cream!我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋!4.How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢?一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。

5.The driver was drunk and drove the doctor’s car directly into the deep ditch.这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。

6.Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We’ll weather the weather whether we like it or not.无论是晴天还是阴天。

英语绕口令、谜语、笑话

English Riddles1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?A mushroom.(蘑菇)2. What is smaller than an insect's mouth?Anything it eats.3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)4. What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?A secret.5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?A photographer.6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?A kitten.(小猫)7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break.8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?An echo.(回声)9. What do you know about the kings of France?They are all dead.10. What question can you never answer 'yes" to"Are you asleep?11. Why do some old people never use glasses?They must prefer bottles to glasses.12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?Post office.14. What do workers do in a clock factory?They make faces all day.15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?Sixty.16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?When you are in it.17. How many sides does a house have?Two - inside and outside.18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?A doorbell.19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?On his feet.20. When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did?He got wet first of all.21. Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?I myself.22. What has teeth but cannot eat?A comb.23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?A farmer.24. Why does time fly?To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?A river.28. What kind of dog never bite?A hot dog.29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?Because it can't sit down.30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?It's nice not to see you again.31. What wears a cap but has no head?A bottle.32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?A flag.33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?A night watchman with a college education.34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.35. What is wind?Air in a hurry.36. What comes after the letter "A"?All the other letters.37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?Teapot.38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?Short.39. What person does every man take his hat off to?A barber.40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?Because he wants to go to high school.41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?Water.42. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?Because he's dead.44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?Nothing. Because I'm a woman.46. What always travels on foot?A shoe.47. Where can happiness always be found?In the dictionary.48. What is higher without a head than with a head?A pillow.(枕头)49. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?He can't read.50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?The outside.51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?Cool!52. What is never used until it's broken?An egg.53. What's a skeleton?(骨架)It's a lot of bones without the person on them!54. What is dark but made by light?A shadow.55. What can you break with only one word?Silence.56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?The light.57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why?Because the truck driver was walking.58. Where can milk be best stored?In a cow.59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?Heat, because you can catch cold easily.60. What's the hardest thing about learning skating?The ice.61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?A map.62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?The temperature.63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?It never eats.64. Why is writing called handwriting?If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do? Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.66. How many great men have been born in London?None. Only babies.67. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it? When you have a hole in your pocket.68. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?Darkness.69. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?A hole.70. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?A priest.(牧师)1.What month do soldiers hate?--March (三月，行军)2.How many feet are there in a yard?--It depends on how many people stand in the yard. (码，院子)3.Why is an empty purse always the same?--There is no change in it. (零钱，变化)4.What book has the most stirring chapters?--A cook book. (动人的，搅拌的)5.What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?--Hot dog. (热狗)7.What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?--Drink well water. (井水，健康的)8.How do we know the ocean is friendly?--It waves. (起波浪，招手致意)9.Which can move faster, heat or cold?--Heat, because you can catch cold. (追上冷，患感冒)10.Why is the library the highest building?--It has the most stories. (故事，（楼）层)11. What table is in the field?--Vegetable12. What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?--silence13. What is there in your house that ought to be looked into?--mirror14. What is that which you have never seen, heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name?--nothing15. What changes a pear into a pearl?--the letter “l”16. What question can never be answered by 'Yes'?--Are you asleep?17. What ship has two mates but no captain?--courtship18. What is the most difficult key to turn?--a donkey19. Where can you always find money?--In the dictionary20. What is the surest way to double your money?--Fold it.21. Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?--In the dictionary22. What is the smallest bridge in the world?--the bridge of a nose23. What letter makes a road broad?--letter B24. What letter sounds like a vegetable?--letter P25. Why is a pig the most unusual animal in the world?--Because it is killed before it is cured (烧烤待处理)26. What match can't be put in a match-box?--Football match, basketball match, etc.27. When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?--When they make 22.28. I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water. What am I?--A map29. I am something that has teeth but can't eat. What am I?--A comb30. What is a sick man a controdiction?--When he is an impatient patient.31.What can hear without ears and answer without a mouth?--An echo32.What room has no walls,no doors,no windows,and no floors?--A mushroom33.What is dark but is made by light ?--A shadow34.What is easy to get into but hard to get out of ?--Trouble35.What is black When it is clean and white when it is dirty?--A blackboard还有些:36.What is dark but made by light?--shadowWhat is easy to get into but hard to get out of? trouble37It has cities but no houses,forests but no trees,rivers but no water.What is it? MAP!38.n the field stand many green round houses.In each green houses there is a white house.Inside the white house,there is a red body of water.In the water are many black men.What are they?WATERMELON!39Something leads you up the hill and then down the hill,but it always lies still.What is it? Escalator /Elevator英语绕口令1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。

英语绕口令的大全爆笑_绕口令

英语绕口令的大全爆笑1：dust is a disk’s worst enemy.2：i see a sea down by the seashore.but which sea do you see down by the seashore?3：a gazillion gigantic grapes gushedgradually giving gophers gooey guts.4：how much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?a wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.5：a rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed. "6：i slit a sheet, a sheet i slit, upon a slitted sheet i sit. 15、if coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?9、how much dew does a dewdrop dropif dewdrops do drop dew?they do drop, they doas do dewdrops dropif dewdrops do drop dew.7：as one black bug, bled blue, black blood. the other black bug bled blue.8：betty botter bought some butter but she said the butter’s bitter. if i put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. so, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. so ’twas good that betty botter boug ht some better butter.9：dr. johnson and mr. johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the indian nation beyond the indian ocean is back in education because the chief occupation iscultivation.10：a twister of twists once twisted a twist.and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.。

(完整word版)英语绕口令、谜语、笑话(word文档良心出品)

英语谜语1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?A mushroom.(蘑菇)2. What is smaller than an insect's mouth?Anything it eats.3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)4. What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?A secret.5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?A photographer.6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?A kitten.(小猫)7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break.8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?An echo.(回声)9. What do you know about the kings of France?They are all dead.10. What question can you never answer 'yes" to"Are you asleep?11. Why do some old people never use glasses?They must prefer bottles to glasses.12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?Post office.14. What do workers do in a clock factory?They make faces all day.15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?Sixty.16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?When you are in it.17. How many sides does a house have?Two - inside and outside.18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?A doorbell.19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?On his feet.20. When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did?He got wet first of all.21. Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?I myself.22. What has teeth but cannot eat?A comb.23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?A farmer.24. Why does time fly?To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?A river.28. What kind of dog never bite?A hot dog.29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?Because it can't sit down.30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?It's nice not to see you again.31. What wears a cap but has no head?A bottle.32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?A flag.33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?A night watchman with a college education.34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.35. What is wind?Air in a hurry.36. What comes after the letter "A"?All the other letters.37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?Teapot.38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?Short.39. What person does every man take his hat off to?A barber.40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?Because he wants to go to high school.41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?Water.42. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?Because he's dead.44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?Nothing. Because I'm a woman.46. What always travels on foot?A shoe.47. Where can happiness always be found?In the dictionary.48. What is higher without a head than with a head?A pillow.(枕头)49. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?He can't read.50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?The outside.51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?Cool!52. What is never used until it's broken?An egg.53. What's a skeleton?(骨架)It's a lot of bones without the person on them!54. What is dark but made by light?A shadow.55. What can you break with only one word?Silence.56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?The light.57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why?Because the truck driver was walking.58. Where can milk be best stored?In a cow.59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?Heat, because you can catch cold easily.60. What's the hardest thing about learning skating?The ice.61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?A map.62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?The temperature.63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?It never eats.64. Why is writing called handwriting?If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do? Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.66. How many great men have been born in London?None. Only babies.67. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it? When you have a hole in your pocket.68. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?Darkness.69. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?A hole.70. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?A priest.(牧师)1.What month do soldiers hate?--March (三月，行军)2.How many feet are there in a yard?--It depends on how many people stand in the yard. (码，院子)3.Why is an empty purse always the same?--There is no change in it. (零钱，变化)4.What book has the most stirring chapters?--A cook book. (动人的，搅拌的)5.What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?--Hot dog. (热狗)6.What is the smallest room in the world?--Mushroom. (蘑菇)7.What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?--Drink well water. (井水，健康的)8.How do we know the ocean is friendly?--It waves. (起波浪，招手致意)9.Which can move faster, heat or cold?--Heat, because you can catch cold. (追上冷，患感冒)10.Why is the library the highest building?--It has the most stories. (故事，（楼）层)11. What table is in the field?--Vegetable12. What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?--silence13. What is there in your house that ought to be looked into?--mirror14. What is that which you have never seen, heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name?--nothing15. What changes a pear into a pearl?--the letter “l”16. What question can never be answered by 'Yes'?--Are you asleep?17. What ship has two mates but no captain?--courtship18. What is the most difficult key to turn?--a donkey19. Where can you always find money?--In the dictionary20. What is the surest way to double your money?--Fold it.21. Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?--In the dictionary22. What is the smallest bridge in the world?--the bridge of a nose23. What letter makes a road broad?--letter B24. What letter sounds like a vegetable?--letter P25. Why is a pig the most unusual animal in the world?--Because it is killed before it is cured (烧烤待处理)26. What match can't be put in a match-box?--Football match, basketball match, etc.27. When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?--When they make 22.28. I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water. What am I?--A map29. I am something that has teeth but can't eat. What am I?--A comb30. What is a sick man a controdiction?--When he is an impatient patient.31.What can hear without ears and answer without a mouth?--An echo32.What room has no walls,no doors,no windows,and no floors?--A mushroom33.What is dark but is made by light ?--A shadow34.What is easy to get into but hard to get out of ?--Trouble35.What is black When it is clean and white when it is dirty?--A blackboard还有些:What is dark but made by light?shadowWhat is higher without a head than with a head?pillowWhat is easy to get into but hard to get out of?troubleWhat person tried to make you smile most of the time?谜底：photographer（摄影师）It has cities but no houses,forests but no trees,rivers but no water.What is it? MAP!In the field stand many green round houses.In each green houses there is a white house.Inside the white house,there is a red body of water.In the water are many black men.What are they?WATERMELON!Something leads you up the hill and then down the hill,but it always lies still.What is it?ESCALATOR! 电梯！英语绕口令1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。

60个搞笑的英语绕口令集锦

导语：搞笑的英语绕⼝令有哪些?下⾯是©⽆忧考⽹为⼤家精⼼整理的关于英语搞笑绕⼝令⼤全，欢迎阅读! (1)Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick. (2)She sells sea shells by the sea shore.The shells she sells are surely seashells.So if she sells shells on the seashore,I'm sure she sells seashore shells. (3)"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised."Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink." (4)A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net. (5)Where is the watch I put in my pocket to take to the shop because it had stopped? (6)Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears' babies (7)A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake. (8)Mr. Cook said to a cook: "Look at this cook-book. It's very good." So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book. 〔9〕 A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "let''s flee!" and the fly said to the flea"Let's fly!.Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue. 〔10〕Peter Piper picked a peck of picket prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate. 〔11〕The rat-catcher can't catch caught rats. (12〕Six silly sisters sell silk to six sickly senior citizens. 〔13〕Ten tiny tortoises tried to talk to twenty timid toads. 〔14〕How many cuckoos could a good cook cook if a cook could cook cuckoos? 〔15〕Three thumping tigers are tickling trout. 〔16〕Sheep shouldn't sleep in shaky shacks, should they? 〔17〕A spoiled boy destroyed a toy for joy. 〔18〕Nick had a big pig with thick sticky skin. 〔19〕Cat, cat, catch that fat rat! 〔20〕Some say sweet-scented shaving soap soothes sore skin. 〔21〕Big blue balloons bounced by Billy's brown bike. 〔22〕Five fine funny frogs frowned on furry furniture. 〔23〕The nurses in skirts washed thirty dirty shirts. 〔24〕If a chow chews shoes, how does he choose which shoes to chew? 〔25〕Little Willie's wooden whistle wouldn't whistle. 〔26〕Better beat a bit of butter to make a better batter. 〔27〕Lots of little London Lamplighters light London's lots of little lamps. 〔28〕Shadows shade the sheltered shallows. 〔29〕His shirt soon shrank in the suds. 〔30〕As the roaring rocket rose, the restless roosters rollicked. 〔31〕The next number is neither nine nor nineteen. 〔32〕Sally Sue sat sadly saying sixty-six syllables to silly Sandy. 〔33〕The frozen fishermen threw their frozen fish back in again. 〔34〕An elevator on Everest is an Everest elevator. 〔35〕Swan, swim over the sea. Swim, Swan, swim!swan, swim back again. Well swum, Swan! 〔36〕I see seven seagulls soaring southwards silently. 〔37〕Tommy Tye tried to tie his tie but tugging too tight tore his tie. 〔38〕The dude dropped in at the Dewdrop Inn for a drop of drink. 〔39〕Mrs Snelling's selling six sick six-shilling sheep. 〔40〕Tiny Tommy Tortoise talked to Tessie Turtle on telephone ten times today. 〔41〕Sixty-seven sacks of salt sitting side by side. 〔42〕Can Christmas come twice?If Christmas can come twice, when else can Christmas come? 〔43〕With one hand her husband hit her hat into a high hole. 〔44〕Mrs Claton collects coconut cookies and crunches while she's counting crutches. 〔45〕The man with fair hair dare not repair their chairs there because there is a bear there. 〔46〕Master Carl asks his class not to go to the parks to play cards. 〔47〕 When a doctor doctors another doctor, does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored or does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor? 〔48〕 How much wood would a woodcutter cut if a woodcutter could cut wood? He'd cut as much wood as a woodcutter could if a wood cutter could cut wood. 〔49〕Nina needs nine knitting needles to knit naughty Nita's knickers nicely. 〔50〕I don't know why Joan showed a yellow coat to the goat in the snow. 〔51〕I slit a sheet, A sheet I slit. Upon the slitted Slitted Sheet, I sit! 〔52〕A Big black bug bit a big black bear.Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit? 〔53〕Begging for the bactine and clamouring for calamine! 〔54〕 Moses supposes his toeses are roses, But moses supposes erroneously. For moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his toeses to be! 〔55〕The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick. 〔56〕 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers. A peck of pickle peppers Peter Piper Picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers, where is the peck of pickle peppers Peter Piper picked (57)Neither father nor mother likes this weather. (58)A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. (59)Betty Botter had some butter,"But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter,it would make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter--that would make my batter better." (60)So she bought a bit of butter,better than her bitter butter,and she baked it in her batter,and the batter was not bitter.So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.。

英文绕口令爆笑_绕口令

英文绕口令爆笑know is know no know is no know知之为之知之，不知为不知people mountain and people sea人山人海ragon born dragon ,chicken born chicken , mouse son can make hole !!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞!one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng ,people die车祸现场描述波罗：i ma sorry!老外：i am sorry too!波罗：i am sorry rhree!老外：what are you sorry for ?]波罗： i am sorry five !if you want money , i have no;if you want life , i have one !要钱没有，要命有一条!i can li old big .toyear 25。

我叫李老大，今年25.you have two down son .你有两下子。

as far as you go to die !有多远，死多远。

i give you face you don’t want face, you lose you face ,i turn my face!给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸~做早操：do morning f*ck做课间操：do class between f*ck英俊：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)马可：you try try see (试试看)雇主：how much do you want a month ?保姆：800 yuan ,eat you ,sleep you .800块，吃你的，住你的。

30 years river east 30 years river west三十年河东三十年河西hwllo everybody ! if you have something to say ! if you have nothing to say ,go home有事启奏，无事退朝you me you me彼此彼此american chinese not enough美中不足heart flower angry open心花怒放go past no mistake past走过路过，千万别错过seven up eight down七上八下no three no four不三不四。

搞笑的英语笑话带翻译

这个笑话利用了骷髅没有内脏的事实，并加以戏谑，形成了一个幽默的场景。
笑话四：What do you get vampire? Frostbite! 当你把雪人和吸血鬼混合在一起，得到什么？冻伤！
这个笑话利用了两个不相干的元素进行组合，形成了一个令人忍俊不禁的效果。
通过学习和理解这些搞笑的英语笑话带翻译，我们不仅能够提高英语水平，还能更好地了解英语国家的文化和幽默传统。同时，也能够在日常生活中运用这些幽默的表达方式，增进与人的交流，营造轻松愉快的氛围。笑话不仅给人带来快乐，还能够增进人与人之间的情感交流，是一种很好的社交工具。所以，多多学习和分享笑话，让幽默成为我们生活中的一部分。
这些英语笑话不仅仅是用语言表达幽默，还是一种思维的创新，是一种跨文化交流的方式。这些笑话在英语国家以及全球广泛传播，无论是孩子还是成年人，都能从中获得快乐。笑话的翻译也是一项挑战，需要保持原意的幽默，同时还要符合另一种语言的表达习惯和文化背景。所以，将这些笑话翻译成其他语言需要一定的语言功底和文化素养。
笑话二：What do you call a bear with no teeth? Gummy bear! 没有牙齿的熊叫什么？软糖熊！
这个笑话利用了音近字的幽默，gummy bear在英语中有两个意思，一个是指一种软糖，另一个是指没有牙齿的熊。所以这个笑话的答案就是双关，又引人发笑。
笑话三：Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts! 为什么骷髅不互相打架？因为它们没有内脏！
搞笑的英语笑话带翻译
笑话一：Why did the bicycle fall over? 因为它们两轮中的一个。

带翻译的搞笑英语谜语

带翻译的搞笑英语谜语带翻译的搞笑英语谜语趣味学英语，谜语猜一猜。

下面是带翻译的搞笑英语谜语，希望大家会喜欢。

1．what man cannot live in a house?什么人不能住在房子里?Key： snowman（雪人）2．What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers?什么东西永远不问问题但是却能得到很多答案?Key： dictionary （字典）3．What question can you never answer "Yes" to?什么问题你永远也不能回答"是"Key： Are you dead?（你死了吗?）4、You have it．You read it．There're some pictures in it?你拥有它，你可以阅读它，它有些图片在里面，它是什么?Key： book（书）5、A mouse has a large pocket． What is it?一种鼠有一个大袋子，它是什么?Key： a kangaroo（袋鼠）6、It has a head ，but no neck．It has a body，but no warmth．NO feet，but can travel?它有头，但没有脖子，有身体，但不温暖，没有脚，却能旅行。

因为里面包括一个谜面,所以理解起来比较困难。

而它也与一般的意象图式具有很大不同。

你既可以回答谜语,也可以解开谜语。

有时一个谜语会有两个以上的答案或者解法。

英语谜语的一般结构。

一个英语谜语通常由一个谜面和一个谜底组成。

用公式表示如下: riddle=question/problem+answer/solution(谜语=谜面+谜底) 英语谜语的一般规则,歧义,如果一个单词或者句子能够被从两个及以上的角度理解或者解释,那么它就具有歧义(Fromkin & Rodman,1983:169)。

搞笑的英语绕口令大全【3篇】

导语：英语绕⼝令可以帮助⼈们练习发⾳,同时还具有⼀定的实⽤价值。

接下来要给⼤家分享的是搞笑的英语绕⼝令⼤全，欢迎⼤家的借鉴阅读！搞笑的英语绕⼝令1 1、if you stick a stock of liquor in your lockerit is slick to stick a lock upon your stockor some joker who is slickeris going to trick you of your liquorif you fail to lock your liquor with a lock. 2、i’m a sheet slitter.i slit sheets.i’m the sleekest sheet slitterthat ever slit sheets. 3、i’m not the fig plucker,nor the fig plucker’s son,but i’ll pluck your figstill the fig plucker comes. 4、love’s a feeling you feel when you feelyou’re going to feel the feeling you’ve never felt before. 5、mommy made me eat my m&ms. 6、old mr. hunthad a cuddy puntnot a cuddy puntbut a hunt punt cuddy. 7、she sells sea shells on the sea shore;the shells that she sells are sea shells i’m sure.so if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,i’m sure that the shells are sea shore shells. 8、sister suzie sewing shirts for soldierssuch skill as sewing shirtsour shy young sister suzie showssome soldiers send epistlessay they’d rather sleep in thistlesthan the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers sister suzie sews. 9、the batter with the butter is the batter that is better! 10、the big black bug bit the big black bear,but the big black bear bit the big black bug back! 11、the sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick 搞笑的英语绕⼝令2 A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood. A big black bug bit a big black bear. Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit? A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!" A bloke's back bike brake block broke. A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits. A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue. A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "Let's flee!" and the fly said to the flea "Let's fly!" Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue. A laurel-crowned clown! A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory. A noisy noise annoys an oyster. 搞笑的英语绕⼝令3 Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter. Betty better butter Brad's bread. Black bugs' blood. Brad's big black bath brush broke. Bright blows the broom on the brook's bare brown banks. Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons - balancing them badly.。

英语绕口令大全爆笑

英语绕口令大全爆笑1. please, paul, pause for applause.2. "shall i show you the shop for shoes and shirts?" shirley said to shelley.3. do you agree, if you are free to come to tea with me by the sea?4. canners can can what they can can but can not can things can't be canned.5. bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.6. paul called from the hall that he had slipped on the floor and couldn't get to the door.7. i'd buy my ties before the price begins to rise.8. a snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly swimming snake in a lake.9. it is a fine thing to sing in spring, i think.10. famine and failure faced the frightened farmer.11. i am amazed it is a craze these days to dance to music of jazz.12. in winter the weather in wales is wild.13. i know. you know. i know that you know. i know that you know that i know.14. mike likes to write by the nice bright light at night.15. peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.16.the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep sick.17.dry august and warm doth harvest no harm.18.the cuckoo comes in april, and stays the month of may; sings a song at midsummer, and then goes away.19.money the best friend of the masses, the support of theclasses, the aim of the lasses, the ruin of the asses.20.avery's army's armory.21."what ails alex?" asks alice. "what ails alex?" asks alice. "what ails alex?" asks alice.22.if assist a sister-assistant, will the sister's sister-assistant assist me .23.are archie and audrey's archery arrows as arty as artie's archery arrows?24.ava ate eighty eggs. ava ate eighty eggs. ava ate eighty eggs.25.all al's sly allies lie. all al's sly allies lie. all al's sly allies lie.26. the small ball did fall from the top of the tall wall.27. bill's big brother is building a beautiful building.28. i wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes.29.if two witches watched two watches,which witch would watch which watch?30.betty botter：betty botter bought a bit of butter. the butter betty botter bought was a bit bitter and made her batter bitter. but a bit of better butter makes batter better. so betty botter bought a bit of better butter, making betty botter's bitter batter better.。

英语绕口令的笑话

英语绕口令的笑话(tonguetwister)是一种绕有风趣的文字游戏.绕口令还是一项有效的语音练习,它可以帮助英悟初学者比较与辨别不同的音素以纠正发音。

下面是小编整理的英语绕口令的笑话,一起来看看吧。

英语绕口令的笑话摘抄Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. T o belittle Long. Short announced She would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.A writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said: "It is not right to write Wright as 'rite'---try to write Wright aright!"英语绕口令的笑话精选Bat ProblemThree pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away."Another said, "Yes, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've been had the place fumigated, andthey still won't go away.""The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church...haven't seen one back since!"蝙蝠的问题三个南部的牧师在一家小餐馆里吃午饭。