相声小品剧本英语剧本
相声小品剧本RushHour,尖锋时刻
三一文库（）/其他范文/相声小品剧本RushHour,尖锋时刻英文片名:rushhour中文片名:尖锋时刻上映:1998rushhouroriginalscreenplaybyrosslamannafadein:ext.losangeles-daythewholedysfunctionalmegalopolis,beigeandblurryinthe summersmog.ifthisistheamericandream,domeafavorand wakemeup.x-daythetrafficloopoutsidetheterminalsisgridlocked--mostly withstretchlimousines.x-(includenewsreportmontage)-dayinside,theairportisdoneupwithfestiveposters,streamers andbanners:welcome-pacificpartnerssummitaplaneloadofcheerfulchinesedelegatescomeintothe crowdedterminal.somesportredt-shirtswithapictureof maowearingmickeymouseears.theygetontothepeoplemover,passingbyatvreporter:reporter(totvcamera) eagertomenditstarnishedimage, losangeleshasreallyputoutthe welcomematfortomorrow'ssummit. thecitypromisesquiteapartyas leadersfromjapan,china,southkorea,australia,theu.s.and othersbegintalksforthelargestfree-tradetreatyinhistory.thescenechangestotapeofdelegatesfromothercountries arriving.then,weseemassivesecuritypreparationsallaroundthecity.reporter(vo)(continuing) theonesournoteisnorthkorea, theonlypacificrimcountrynot participating.therearerumorsof secretmeetingswithnorthkorean representatives,butu.s.officialsinsistthenorthmustfirsthold democraticelections,andhaltits nuclearweaponsprogram--asthey claimedtohavedonebackin1995.wecuttoaheateddebateintheunsecuritycouncil.thenartilleryfireoverthekoreandmz.thescenereturnstolax.reporter(vo)(continuing) tensionsremainhighsincelastyear'sskirmishesbetweennorthkorea andtheu.s.soanychanceofthecommunistnorthjoiningthepacific partnersseemshighlyunlikely.dissolveto:ext.fremontplace-dayanexclusive,walled-offsectionofhancockpark.there'sonlyonerouteinandout,pastamannedguardhouseonwilshire. ext.northkoreanconsulate-dayacolonial-stylemansion,surroundedbyanimposing,wrought- ironfence.thereisabronzeplaque,inenglishandkorean, nexttotheentranceway:consulateofthedemocraticpeople'srepublicofkoreathedrivewaygateopensandalong,blackmercedeswithtinted windowsanddiplomaticlicenseplatesglidesout.int.northkoreanconsulate-surveillanceroom-dayanalertnorthkoreancorporalwatchestheperimetermonitors. hepushesaswitchtoclosethegatebehindthemercedes.ext.utilitypole-olympicblvd-dayfromatopapoleoutsidethesouthwall,amanwithbinoculars overlookstheprivatestreetsoffremontplace.hispov-throughbinoculars asthemercedescruisesthroughthequietneighborhood. backtoscenetheman,pauljaval,isthirtyish,nervous;withshort,sandyhair.hetakesthebinocularsawayfromhisfaceandwesee hiseyes--they'reastrange,unnaturallylightgray.javaltakesanorangepillfromanunlabeledprescription bottleandpopsitintohismouth.heclimbsdownthepoleto avanwithaphonecompanylogoonit.ext.wilshireblvd-daythemercedescomesoutofthefremontplacegate,andturns intotheheavymorningtraffic.int.mercedes-(movingshot)-dayitisextremelyquiet,duetoinch-thickglassonthewindows and4,000poundsofarmorplatingonthecar'schassis.thedriverisanorthkoreanarmymajor.ontheseatbeside himisanamd-74,a5.45x39mm-calibermachinegun.ahandfromthebackseatdartsbetweenthefrontseatsand turnsontheradiotoarockstation.thedriverturnsitoff.newanglethehandbelongsto10-year-oldsamkehan.samsitsbackand sighstohissister,joy(15).betweenthemsitsamiddle-aged scandinaviangoverness.samican'tstandit--halfanhourto gettothestupidschoolevery morning...withnomusic... (korean;subtitled) [justourdamnnanny...]ext.crenshawblvd-dayjaval'svan,alsowithtintedwindows,turnsontocrenshaw.it followsthemercedes,severalcarsbehindit.int.javal'svan-(movingshot)-dayjaval,wired,drumsonthesteeringwheelwhiledriving.he glancesatsomeexpertlyconstructed,radio-controlremote unitssittingontheseatnexttohim.ext.santamonicafreeway-daytrafficismovingatabout35mph.themercedesmergesonto thefreeway,headingwest.javal'svanfollows.thethumpingofarapsongrattlestheotherdrivers'fillings asalowriderwithitsstereoturnedupto'11'cruisesby.int.mercedes-(movingshot)-dayeven500wattsofbasscannotpenetratethearmoredsilence. thedriverscanstheroad,warybutsensingnodanger.heputs onhisblinkertotakethe405southexit.ext.santamonicafreeway-daythevanfollows,nowdirectlybehindthemercedes,ina processionofvehiclesgoingupthelong,curvedoverpass arcing100feetabovethe10,towardthe405.int.javal'svan-(movingshot)-dayastheyapproachthecrestoftheoverpass,javalflipsa switchonhisradio-controlunit...close-roadsurfaceofoverpasssixsmallsemicircles,exactreplicasofthestay-alertbumps onthewhitelinesoftheoverpass,explode.theyspewhundredsofsharp,triangularnailsacrosstheroadway.immediately, scoresoftiresonpassingcarsblowout...widercausing,50yardsaheadofthemercedesandvan,themost hellacious,gut-wrenching,piss-your-pants,chain-reaction pile-upyoucanimagine.dozensofdriverslosecontroloftheirvehicles...sideswipe theirneighbors...grindagainsttheguardrails.some fishtailinto180's,smashingheadlongintothetrafficstill comingontotheoverpass.brakessqueal,peoplescream,metalcrumples,airbagsdeploy, glassshatters.andthenitgetsreallynasty...ahondagetsjammedunderatruckhaulingcinderblocks.the truckjackknifes,tippingoverlikeadrunkengiant.itsmashesthroughtheconcretewallandguardrail...alongwithseveralcarsandtheirscreamingoccupants,swept overtheedgebythetrucklikediscardedsodacans.theyplummetthroughspace,crashingontothefreewaybelow.int.mercedes-(movingshot)-daysam,joy,andthegovernessbracethemselvesasthedriverslamsonthebrakes.hebarelyavoidshittinganything.driver(korean)[stayinthecar.]ext.freewayoverpass-dayanightmaresceneofsmoke,twistedwrecks,dazedvictims.the mercedesandvansitmotionlessinthebacked-uptraffic.int./ext.javal'svanroadway-day javalslidesopenatrapdooronthefloorofthevan.heslipsawheeled,mechanic'srepairplatformthroughit.anglewithjavalas,unnoticedamidthechaos,heliesontheplatformand rollsunderthemercedes.theundercarriageofthemercedesisarmoredwithsteel.javalstopsatapatchofperforations--anairexchangevent.he attachesaslimdeviceoverthevent,flipsaswitchonit, thenrollsbacktowardthevan.int.mercedes-dayoblivioustojaval'sactionsbelowthem,everyonewatchesas policeandnewshelicopterscircleabove.then,somechpmotorcyclesstraddlethelanesandzoomby.int.javal'svan-daysweating,javalsitsbackinthedriver'sseatandchecks anotherradiounit.working.ext.freewayoverpass-daythechphasclearedapaththroughthedevastation,and traffictricklesthrough.asthemercedesandthevanpassby, javallooksproudlyatthemiseryhe'swrought.hefollowsthe mercedesontothe405south.int.javal'svan-(movingshot)-dayjavaldrivesbehindthemercedes,withonehandontheradio unit.themercedessignalstotaketheveniceexit.javalfingerstheradiounit,itchingtouseit...buthepassesbythemercedesasitgetsoffthefreeway.insertangle-underthemercedesjaval'sdeviceisarmed,andwaiting... fadeto:ext.sierrabonitaavenue-carson'shouse-nightaprettystreetinthemiraclemile,linedwithneat,single- familyhomes.timedsprinklersystemswatersomeoftheyards.everyhouseontheblockexcepttheonewe'reinfrontofhasa'forsale'signonthelawn.fromtheweatheredlooksofthe signs,they'vebeenthereforquiteawhile.int.carson'shouse-bedroom-nightit'sahotnight.theceilingfanabovethebedspinsslowly.petecarsontossesrestlesslyinbed,thesheetshalf-covering him.nexttohimhiswife,mirandaknoll,snorescontentedly.carsonisinhislatethirties,outdoorsy,withatight,muscularbuild.emotionallyhe'stightly-woundaswell.mirandais35,raven-haired,sensible,pretty.shebelieves aboveallelsethatoneshouldneverraiseone'svoice.carsongroans...he'sdreaming...cutto:ext.beverlydrive-(carson'sdream)-dayquick,silentimages:astreetcordonedoffwithpolicetape. cops,swatteams,fbisurroundbeverlythrift,abank.carson,younger,hairshorter,sitsinanfbicommandtruck acrossfromthebank.coveringthemouthpieceofthephoneinhishand,he'sarguingwiththeotheragentsinthetruck.suddenly,ahuge,fieryexplosionblowsoutthefrontofthe bankbuilding.horrified,carsonrunstowardit...cutto:int.carson'shouse-bedroomandhallway-nightcarsonissnappedawakebyacaralarmgoingoffoutside.carsonsonofabitch!heboltsoutofbed,wearingnothingbutapairofstriped bikinibriefs.mirandarollsover,sleepy,unconcerned...mirandapete...please...wehavetobeup earlytomorrow.callthepolice.carsonyeah,right.heracesdownthehall--rightpastthehousealarmkeypad, itslcdreading'armed.'hegrabsanaluminumbaseballbatfromtheumbrellastand. forgettingtodisarmthehousealarm,heyanksthefrontdoor open.thehousealarmbeginsshrieking.carson(continuing)shit!miranda pullsthepillowsoverherheadandsighs.mirandanotagain...ext.carson'shouse-nightcarsoncomesaroundtothedriveway,whichisilluminatedby thestreetlight--wheretwo20-ishassholesaresittinginhis1965mustang convertible,theirpresencecourtesyofahugecutthey've madeintheotherwise-perfectragtop.car-thefttoolsinaleathercasebetweenthem,they'reprying theignitionswitchoutofthedashboard.asshole#1spotscarson.hegetsoutofthecar,wieldinga crowbar.hispartnerkeepsworking.newangleasshole#1lungesviciously,swipingatcarsonwiththe crowbar,takingapieceoutofhisside.carsonstarts bleedingprofusely,buthe'stoopissedtonotice.carsonuseshisbattotaketheoffensive.theygoateach otherlikecombatantsinaswordfight,theclankingofmetal echoingthroughtheneighborhoodalongwiththescreaming houseandcaralarms,andfranticneighborhooddogs.surprisedatcarson'sfuryandstrength,asshole#1backsonto thelawn,oblivioustotherunningsprinklers.ashebacksaway,hisshoecatchesononeofthesprinkler heads.itbreaksoff,andahugegeyserofwaterspraysout.carsonholdshisbatinbothhandsandjamsthefrontofit intoasshole#1'sbreadbasket.hedoublesover.carsongrabsasshole#1'sarm,andpullsitquicklyagainst。
适合学生表演的相声《英语》
甲:亲爱的观众朋友们，大家晚上好！（鞠躬）乙: Good evening everyone ,Dear my friends。
甲：你说什么？乙：我说英语啊！甲：英语？英国老鼠？好家伙，来一中半个学期，成了洋鬼子了。
乙:这不是洋鬼子。
这是世界普通话嘛——English.你懂吗？甲：哦，世界普通话。
我也会说。
世界不憧话嘛。
我说给你听。
乙：你说说给我听！甲：......乙：这是什么东东呀？甲：哈，听不懂就对了。
这就是你说的世界不懂话。
说了谁也听不懂的话。
乙：咳，你这个人，什么年代了，还这么落后，我说的可是正宗英语，现在已经成了世界通用的语言了，所以叫世界普通话。
就象中国普通话一样普及。
甲：是嘛。
你这么说，我倒要见识见识了。
乙：你想学英语？甲：废话。
不学不就象你说的，落后了嘛？乙；对，你真聪明！甲：你可以教我嘛？乙；好啊！甲：太谢谢你了，那，比如，见了面用英语怎么打招呼呀？乙：这很容易，招手：Hello......甲：哦，（学）二楼！这真的容易。
见了而，上二楼，叫我吃饭啊！乙：不是二楼！是Helloo甲：哦，不是二楼，是下楼？让我下楼，又不让我吃饭了？咳......乙：你这人真是的，你饿晕了吗？总吃什么饭啊，什么二楼，下楼。
还下流呢！看来你真不是学英语的料。
不教你了，甲：哎！不要生气啊，你就再教教我嘛。
乙：好吧！谁叫我是个大好人呢？甲：那么，你叫什么名字，怎么说？乙：我叫韦东。
甲：不是，我是问你，英语“你叫什么名字''怎么说。
乙：哦，你听啊，Whafs your name?甲：（壮话）闻是用name （重复），哦，英语真了不起！乙：怎么了？甲：我们是壮族的啊！你听啊，英语也和我们壮话一样，教育我们，人家放屁了，千万不要在后而跟着，好好（讲壮话）跟了放屁的人，不是好臭嘛，是吧！乙：这怎么是壮话呢？还跟什么放屁连在一起，乱七八糟的。
甲：（傻笑）呵呵。
乙：我可告诉你，你还想不想学英语？甲：（赶忙）想学，想学。
英语相声：与未来的自己的对话(英文剧本)
Talk with myself from the future与未来的自己对话A:Hey,buddy.Did I see you before?嗨！我以前见过你吗？B:Oh,that’s impossible,because I am you from the future.噢，不可能，因为我是来自未来的你。
A:Wow,that’s cool.I can’t imagine it.How could you make it?太酷了。
我真是无法想象。
你是怎么做到的？B:I’m sorry that I am not allowed to tell you about it.It’s a secret.很抱歉，我不能告诉你，这是个秘密。
A:What a pity!Wait!Can I ask you something else?太遗憾了！等等，我能问你一些别的事情吗？B:Yes,absolutely!That’s exactly why I come here to meet you.当然可以！这就是为什么我会来见你的原因了。
A:Have you married?你结婚了吗？B:Ha,I know you will ask this question first.But I won’t tell you.哈，我就知道你会先问这个。
但是我才不告诉你！A:How come?Please.拜托！B:There are many reasons but basically,I just simply don’t want to tell you.事实上，有很多原因，但是我就是不想告诉你。
A:OK,I hope you have married because I don’t want to be single at your age.好吧，我希望你已经结婚了，因为我不想在你这个年纪还是单身狗。
B:Don’t worry.Maybe your wife is very pretty and empathetic.别担心，可能你的妻子既漂亮又迷人呢。
英语小品剧本--ThePocketMoney[优秀范文五篇]
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英语小品剧本--ThePocketMoney[优秀范文五篇]第一篇：英语小品剧本 -- The Pocket Money英语小品剧本--The Pocket Money Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you.I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly!What can I do? The students will eat me!And they will be ill!Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat!(给它穿上)Wow!Now it’s so beautiful!Haha……C: Oh, no!Don’t sell me!I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual.（Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies!Candies!Sweet candies!…… M: Oh, Alice!Look!Candies!A: Yeah!I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）M&A: Why? C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do?(面向观众)Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies!Candies!（引诱两个女孩）M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）M&A: Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now? A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask? A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea!(全部下场)Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever.(爸爸看报)M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK?(同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)D: Oh? What a bright day today!M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)D:OKOK!Let’s.(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course!(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。
经典高中生相声剧本--学英语
经典高中生相声剧本--学英语甲：哈罗哈啰，（挥手）哈啰everybody.今天呢，我给大家说段相声，说说英语！（停一下，用手放在耳朵边作听的姿势）哦，这位奶奶问我怎么一个人说？当然是two啦，two啦。
不过，我那搭档，从来就没准时过您瞧，咱们说好9点钟演出的，这都8点60分了还没见他鬼影。
乙：Im coming，（动作夸张），Hi! 说什么那？刚才我怎么听到什么two,猫呀，狗呀。
甲：嘘，什么猫，狗，你不要侮辱我的IQ，这是英语，English！乙：English？（表示惊讶的表情）你怎么喜欢学英语了？太阳从北方升起哦！甲：唉，我们老师说了！中国加入WTO了，北京举办奥运成功了，外国人喜欢来中国兜风了，我们学校连续三年都上湛江二中了！乙：呀，呀，挺顺那.不过你好像发疯了！但话又说回来了，学好英语才能考上湛江二中啊。
甲：certainly啦。
乙：那你英语现在学得怎么样了？甲：小case啦（骄傲状态），我们英语老师说学好英语主要是听、说、读、写。
但其中最重要的是---说speak。
乙：是吗？那你说给大伙听听！甲：你这人什么意思？乙：怎么了？甲：老师说我发音不好，你不是存心出我洋相吗？乙：您误会了，我绝对不是那意思！甲：那你什么意思？我问你那！乙：没关系，大家交流交流嘛！甲：我不愿意！乙：为什么？甲：都没人给我鼓掌啊！掌声哪里？乙：大家掌声这么热烈，你来教教我英语怎么样？甲：好，学英语第一要从25个字母学起乙：25个字母啊？甲：不，26个字母。
好好听着吧！乙：是甲：注意我这个发音啊乙：好甲：A、B，对不乙：对A：A、B、C（塞）--- D E nan fu ji aici z e ke nano nanm n那乙：这么读呀，好像是A、B、C、D、E（正确读音）甲：好啦，好啦。
算你对啦。
第二学英语是要学会读单词乙：单词？好，那来英语怎么说？甲：来就是（卡博）come（重复一遍）乙：（卡博）come，去呢？甲：去是go,去是（狗）go乙：go甲：对，点头是yes，摇头是no ，谢谢你说三克游。
相声小品剧本英语短剧：SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarf
三一文库（）/其他范文/相声小品剧本英语短剧：SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarf旁白：onceuponatime,therewasaqueen.shehadaprettydaughternamedsnowwhite.soonafterthechildwasborn,thequeendied.theque enmarriedanotherqueen.thestepmotherwasveryjealous.shedressed snowwhiteinragsandforcedhertodothehouseworkalldayandallnight, suchassweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.白雪：(sweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.)皇后：i’mthenewqueen.i’mverybeautiful.yousee.ifanyoneismorebeautifulthanme,i’llkillher.ihaveamagicmirror.ifiwanttoknowsometh ing,itwilltellmesurely.now,mirror,mirror,comehere!魔镜：yes,i’mco ming.yourmajesty!whatdoyouwanttoknow?皇后：mirror,mirror,onthewall.whoisthefairestoftheall?魔镜：yes.yourmajesty!youarethefairestofall,ithink. butthereisayounglady.sheisaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasebony. sheismuchmorebeautifulthanyou.皇后：sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme? whoisshe?tellmequickly.魔镜：yes.yourmajesty!sheissnowwhite.皇后：snowwhite?no,i’mthemostbeautifulintheworld.oh,hunter, comehere,comehere!猎人：yes.yourmajesty!i’mherenow.皇后：hunter!takesnowwhitetothewildforesttopicksomeflowers.findalonelyplaceandkillher.猎人：butsheistheprincess.…皇后：no,killher.bringherhearttome.idon’twanttoseeheranylonger.猎人：yes.yourmajesty!皇后：hereisabox.youmustputherheartinitandbringittome. otherwise,iwillpunishyou.猎人：yes.yourmajesty!白雪：(picksomeflowers.)oh!howmanyflowers!howbeautiful!猎人：(drawhisknifeslowlybuthesitated)oh!mygod!sheissolovelyandpretty!ican’t!ican’tkillher!白雪：(cryexhaustedly)whatareyoudoing?what’sthematter?whydoyoukillme?猎人：yourmajesty!i’mverysorry.someonewantsmetokillyou.白雪：butwho?猎人：thequeen.白雪：thequeen!butwhy?猎人：youaremorebeautifulthanher.soshewantstokillyou.白雪：mydearhunter.don’tkillme.iwillrunintotheforestandnevercomeback again.猎人：ok.runaway,thepoorchild.thewildbeastswillsooneatyou.白雪：thankyou,mydearhunter.旁白：atthistime,ayoungbearwasrunningby.thehuntershotitandtookthehe arttothequeen.snowwhitebegantorunintothewildforestuntilitwasal mostevening.shesawalittlecottage.白雪：oh,mygod!thequeencan’tfindmenow,ithink.howiamtired!howiwant tohavearest!ah,hereisacottage,therearesevensmallbeds.theymustb ethebedsofsevenchildren.herearetheirnames:doctor,happy,sneezy, sleepy,bashful,grumpy,dopey.oh,howiwanttosleep!旁白：whenitwasdark,theownersofthecottagecameback.theyweresevend warfs.theywerediggingtreasureinthemountain.老学究：i’mthedoctor.ikno walotofthings.开心果：i’mthehappy.i’mthehappiestpersonintheworld.喷嚏精：i’mthesneezy.ifisneeze,theearthwillshake.害羞鬼：i’mthebashful.i’mashyman.老顽固：i’mthegrumpy.i’mnotsoeasytobelieveastranger.thenextoneisdopey.hecan’ttalklikeus.老学究：look,thelampinourhouseison!开心果：whoisit?喷嚏精：perhapsit’stheghost!瞌睡虫：let’sgointoourcottagesilently.害羞鬼：oh,someonehascleanedourhouse.老顽固：perhapsit’sthewitch.旁白：whendopeywasholdingthecandleandletthelightfallonlittlesnow-whit e.theyallcriedoutwithastonishment.老学究：whatalovelychild!。
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jack:butmom,ifisoldrose,wewouldhavenomilkanymore.
mom:shutup.doasisaid.
jack:(sign)allr剧本魔豆
themagicbeans
act1scene1
(jack’smotherwasgambling.)
mom:oh,no,notagain.(roaring)jack,jack,whereareyou?
jack:hereiam,mom.what’sup?
act1scene2
(inthemarket.)
girl:sir,doyouwantanymatches?ifyoubuytenboxes,i’llgivea40percentdiscount.
jack:soundsterrific.butidon’thaveanymoney.
girl:please,sir,ihaven’teatenanythingforthreedays.i’dliketoexchangeyourcowwithmymatches.
mr.bean:ihavesoybeans,mungbeans,greenbeans,broadbeans,greensoybeans,peas,andaboveall,themostamazingbeansintheworld---magicbeans.
jack:wow,soundswonderful.beansismyfavoritefood,ican’twaittohaveabowlofbeansoup.iwanttobuyallthebeanswiththiscow.
英语小品剧本3篇
英语小品剧本3篇英语小品剧本3一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了许多惊奇的事情。
烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。
CastErin Chang: RobberDebby Tsai: Police officerSerrin Lee: Betel nut girlAlec Zhao: Ghost studentLeo Lee: Taxi driverYi-ling Chen: Pregnant womanSummaryThis story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go?Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I〞m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there〞s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you〞re going to Chong-Shan North Road?Betel nut girl: Um, I〞m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later.Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You〞re probably not married since you〞re so young. Do you have a girlfriend?Tommy: Um...miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look?Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don〞t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.Tommy: What...what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I〞ll scream!Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off.Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.Betel nut girl: Um! Take it!Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi!Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man.Tommy: Where are you going?Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.Tommy: You〞re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must bevery tiring carrying a baby.Pregnant woman: Yeah. It〞s almost nine months.Tommy: Woo. Congratulations.Pregnant woman: Thank you.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Are you ok?Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: We〞re almost there.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Here we are.Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it?Tommy: Aren〞t you going into labor?Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It〞s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing?Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.Tommy: Practice! All right... well, the total is one hundred twentydollars.Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!Robber: Get out of here, quickly!Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.Tommy: Where do you want to go?Robber: Shut up! Just drive!Tommy: Hey...Hey. Be careful, there〞s no eye in bullets.Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss.Robber: Hum...your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.Tommy: Oh.. .. e on, don〞t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.Robber: STOP nonsense!! Don〞t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.Robber: .... I don〞t want to do this ...really... but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail...I really have no choice.Tommy: Don〞t be so sad.... Here is tissue.Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!!Tommy: But...but...but....Robber: Just hand it to me or I〞ll become a really bad guy!!Tommy: I don〞t want to die yet.The police: Beep~Beep~ stop the car.Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and....Police officer: Show me your license and registration.Tommy: But...sir....I got a robber in my back....Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business.Tommy: Not your business? But...Police officer: Here〞s your ticket. You were speeding.Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn〞t drive fast enough, she〞d shoot me.Police officer: And where is the robber?Tommy: Just right over....what!! She〞s gone; she was here just now....Police officer: See....your lie is stupid... Remember to take the ticket.Tommy: Sir! Sir!Tommy: I〞m so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone〞s waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this strange place?Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go? Ghost student: To my home, please.Tommy: Um...can you say it more clearly? I don〞t know where your home is.Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.Tommy: No problem. Um... it〞s an unusual place to live.Ghost student: Yes. It〞s very special. My ancestors all lived here.Tommy: Oh! You〞ve lived here for a long time, right?Ghost student: That〞s right.Tommy: Here we are, but I don〞t see any houses around. By the way, it〞s so dark here.Ghost student: Don〞t be so surprised. We〞re in the mountain.Tommy: Are you sure your home is here?Ghost student: Yes. How much is it?Tommy: Um...The total is 100 dollars.Ghost student: I only have a 500 dollars bill.Tommy: That〞s OK, I can give you change.Ghost student: There you go.Tommy: Um... What〞s this?Ghost student: Money.Tommy: But...where did he go? Oh, no!...This is...ghost money...(screaming)。
英语小品幽默经典十则
英语小品幽默经典十则（一）成功法则Y oung doctor: Well, Dad, now that I'm hanging out my shingle, can you give me some rules for success? Father: Always write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills very plainly.年轻的医生：哦，爸，现在我都挂牌开诊了，你能给我些成功法则吗？父亲：总是把药方写的难以辨认，而账单却清清楚楚。
（二）She Didn’t Say AnythingA mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。
“How do you know?” asked her father.“She didn’t say anything.”（三）I Have T urned It OverA woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It’s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and t hen said, “I don’t think it’s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”（四）ImprovementOne student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?""Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."（四）进步一位学生对另一位说：“你的英语最近学的怎么样？”“很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。
英语小品剧本-《不差钱》英文版
小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）Got the Money Anyway（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。
本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。
）(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。
Yadar Here we are. 毛毛：到了。
Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰调情~~~赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。
这不，苏格兰调情（tiáo qíng）。
Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调！！毛毛：爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qíng diào）。
Uncle Zhao 情调（qíng diào）All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。
Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛：爷爷，这家老贵的啦。
Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？Yadar What bag? 毛毛：我没拿包啊。
英语相声
小学英语相声《学英语》相声《学英语》。
A:Do,do,do,how do you do? See, see, see, nice to see you. ABCDEFG, I must 攻克you。
Yeah.B:Hey, hey,hey.挺认真的呢！在干什么？英国老鼠,很时代感呀！A：哎，不学也不行了。
往事不可提呀，太伤我们中华民族的自尊了。
B：这么惨，说来听听。
A：哎，有一次我在广州和daddy, mummy去广州乘bus.B：guangzhou bus, wow，many people.A：对了，人都快被挤成相片了。
那bus go,stop,go, stop，我是东摇西晃前赴后继,啊，一不小心——B：撞死了。
A：你咋就不能说一句好话啊！撞死了谁做你的搭档啊！踩到后面人的脚了。
我回头一看，原来是一个身材魁梧，黄头发，蓝眼睛，白皮肤——B：你说老外得了呗！A：我一看是老外，咱可不能丢我们中华少年儿童的良好传统，于是我露出一个真诚的、迷人的微笑，说：I’m sorry!B:Oh,I’m sorry ,too!A:我这心一想：啊，人家老外sorry two, Oh, I’m sor ry three.B:What are you sorry for?A:哎呀！这老外是寸步不让啊，他都Sorry four了，不行，我好歹也是学了五六年的英语了，我连忙说Oh,Oh,Oh,I’m sorry five ! B:Sorry five? HA! HA! HA!A:这老外还敢取笑我，气刹吾也！I’ll give you some colour to see see!B：（模仿老外口音）什么？你要给我一点颜色看看！A：我一听，太伤自尊心了，于是一横心就打算把这破英语搞好。
听说您最近英语学得很有心得，是不是真的呢？B：不敢，不敢，只不过是学得了一点儿皮毛，说不上一级棒！A：那这样子好了，让我来考考您！B：沒问题，尽管考～（一副很有自信的样子）A：注意听了：I am the apple of my parent's eye."是什么意思？B：apple,那还不容易吗？我们学校一年级的小朋友都会了，还考我：苹果啦。
相声小品剧本《Anotherdayinparadise》英语小品,一个天
三一文库（）/其他范文/相声小品剧本《Anotherdayinparadise》英语小品，一个天characters:angel:achiefbroadcaster.anny:aprimaryschoolgirlwhohadcalledsomuchinordertolookforherm other.anny’sfatheranny’steacheranny’sclassmates dividethestageintotwoparts.ontheleft:children’sward,achair,someflowers. ontheright:adesk,achair,alamp,somebooks.(幕启，舞台左半亮，右半暗) (thephoneisringing)oldwoman:hello!anny（怯生生地）:hello,i,iwantmum.isthatmum?oldwoman:oh,i’mgranny.i’mnotmum.anny:i’msorry.（电话挂断声，拨号声又起）ayoungwoman:hello!anny（怯生生地）:hello!iwantmum.isthatmum? youngwoman:areyoujoking?i’mnotmarried.（电话继续响，右半舞台亮）angel:hello!anny（鼓起勇气）:iwantmum.isthatmum?angel:who’sthatspeaking?anny:i’manny,youranny.angel:anny？（充满疑惑）。
（略为思索后，用母亲的声调）whereareyou?anny（仿佛遇见母亲，忍不住哭起来）:mum,（哭声，欲语泪先流，又猛然惊觉）mum,mum,i’mnotcrying.angel（安慰地，担心地）:youareanicelittlegirl.anny:mum,whydon’tyoucometoseeme?dadsaysyouwillcomebackifi amwellbehaved.mum,don’tyoumissme?angel（慈爱地）:ofcourse,ido.idomissyou? anny:really?angel:yes.imissyousomuch.anny:mummy!angel:en…anny:mummy!angel:yes?anny（笑若银铃）(angel慈爱地笑，心略有所安)anny(突然又哭了):butmummy,whydon’tyoucomeback?i’mill.angel（关切地）:anny,whereareyou?tellme,whereareyou?anny:mummy,i’minhospitalnow.ifeltpain,butididn’tcry.dadsaystheo newhocriesisnotagoodgirl.thenyouwon’tcomeback.mummy,canyou comebacktoseeme?i’mwaitingforyouwithnotears.angel:anny,i’m,i’mnot…oh,yes,mummywillcomebacktoseeyou （dad推门入，见anny在打电话，连忙夺过）dad:i’vetoldyounottocallanybodyelse.（对着电话）sorry,i’mreallysorry.thechildhasdisturbedyou.。
英语相声剧本推荐
经典英语相声剧本推荐1 In the Aabbey(The story starts in an abbey of Salzburg, Austria, in the last Golden Days of the Thirties. Halleluyah!Bernice: Reverend Mother...Reverend Mother: Sister Bernice.Bernice: I simply cannot find her.Reverend Mother: Marisa?Bernice: She's missing from the abbey again.Sister A: Perhaps we should have put a cowbell around her neck.Sister B: Have you tried the barn? You know how much she adores the animals.Bernice: I have looked everywhere, in all of the usual places.Revernd Mother: Sister Bernice, considering that is Maria, I suggest you look in some place unusual.(Later, Maria gets back and es to see Reverend Mother.) Reverend Mother: I'm here, my child. Now sit down.Maria (short for M): Oh, Reverend Mother, I'm so sorry.I just couldn't help myself. The gates were open and the hills were beckoning and before...Reverend Mother: I know! I have not summoned you here for apologies.M: Oh, please Mother, do let me ask for forgiveness.Reverend Mother: If it will make you feel better.M: Yes. Well you see, the sky was so blue today and everything was so green and fragrant. I just had to be a part of it! And you know those birds kept meeting me higher and higher as though it wanted me to go right through the clouds with it.Reverend Mother: Child, suppose darkness had e and you were lost?M: Oh, Mother, I could never be lost up there. That's my mountain, I was brought up on it. It was the mountain that led me to you.Reverend Mother: Oh?M: When I was a child, I would e down the mountain and climb a tree and look over into your garden. I'd see the sisters at work and I would hear them sing on their way to Vespers, which brings me to another transgression, Reverend Mother. I was singing out there today without permission.Reverend other: Maria, it is only here in the abbeythat we have rules about postulant singing.M: I can't seem to stop singing wherever I am. Andwhat's worse, I can't seem to stop saying things. Everything and anything I think and feel.Reverend Mother: Some people would call that honesty.M: No, but it's terrible, Reverend Mother. You know how Sister Beth always makes me kiss the floor after we had adisagreement? Well lately I've taken to kissing the floor when I see her ing just to save time.Reverend Mother: Maria, when you saw us over the abbey wall and longed to be one of us, that didn't necessarily mean that you were prepared for the way we live here, did it?M: No, Mother. But I pray and I try and I am learning.I really am.Reverend Mother: What is the most important lesson you have learned here, my child?M: To find out what is the will of God and to do it whole-heartedly.Reverend Mother: Maria, it seems to be the will of God that you leave us.M: Leave you?Reverend Mother: Only for a while, Maria.M: Oh, please, Mother, don't do that. Please don't send me away! This is where I belong. It's my home. My family.It's my life.Reverend Mother: Are you truly ready for it?M: Yes, I am.Reverend Mother: Perhaps if you go out into the world for a time, knowing what we expect of you. You will have a chance to find out that you could expect it from yourself.M: I know what you expect, Mother, and I can do it. I promise I can!Reverend Mother: Maria...M: Yes, mother. It is God's will.Reverend Mother: There is a family near Salzburg that needs a governess until needs a governess until September.M: September?!Reverend Mother: To take care of seven children.M: Seven children?!Reverend Mother: Do you like children Maria?M: Oh yes, but seven....Reverend Mother: I will tell Captain Von Trapp toexpect you tomorrow.M: A captain?Reverend Mother: A retired officer of the imperial Navy.A fine man and a brave one. His wife died several years ago. Living in the dorm with the children, and I understand he has had a most difficult time managing to keep a governess there.M: Er.. Why difficult, Reverend Mother?Reverend Mother: The Lord will show you in His own good time.(Maria, with her bag and guitar in hands, walkssullenly out of the abbey.)M (singing): What will this day be like, I wonder.What will my future be, I wonder.It could be so exciting to be out in the world, to be free.My heart should be wildly rejoicing,Oh, what's the matter with me? I've always longed for adventure, to do the things I've never did. Now here I'm pacing adventure, then why am I so scared?(Oh, help.)I have confidence in confidence alone,Besides which you see, I have confidence in me.。
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三一文库（）/其他范文/相声小品剧本英语表演剧本小狮子找食物小狮子找食物（iamhungry）角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。
道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个。
act1雄狮：（怒吼）roar,roar!iamthelion,thekingoftheforest.nooneisstrongerthanme.roar,roar!小狮：daddy!i’mhungry.雄狮：youarebignow.bebrave!goandfindyourownfood.小狮：but,idon’tknowhow.雄狮：doitlikeme.roar,roar!（怒吼）小狮：（小声地）roar,roar!雄狮：rushtotheanimalsandbitethemwithyoursharpteeth.（露出尖利的牙齿）goanddoitnow.小狮：yes,daddy.act2小白兔：（唱”rabbit,rabbit,carroteater”）rabbit,rabbit,carroteater.hesaysthereisnothingsweeter, thanacarroteveryday, munchandcrunchandrunaway.小狮：hi,rabbit!iamhungry.roar,roar!（小声地）小白兔：doyouwantsomecarrots?小狮：yes,please.（小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜）小狮：thankyou.小白兔：carrotsarethebestfood.小狮：（吃了一口）yuck!idon’tlikeit. anyway,thankyou,rabbit.（还红萝卜给小白兔）小白兔：youarewelcome.（边跳边唱”rabbit,rabbit,carroteater”离开）act3三只小熊：（各拿着一碗粥，并唱着”peaseporridgehot”）peaseporridgehot,peaseporridgecold,peaseporridgeinthepot,ninedaysold.somelikeithot,somelikeitcold,somelikeitinthepot,ninedaysold.小狮：hi,bears!iamhungry.roar,roar!（小声地）小熊们：doyouwantsomeporridge?小狮：yes,please.（小熊递给小狮一碗粥）小狮：thankyou.小熊们：porridgeisthebestfood.小狮：（吃了一口）yuck!it’stoohot.idon’tlikeit.anyway,thankyou,bears.（将粥还给小熊）小熊：youarewelcome.（小熊们边走边唱”peaseporridgehot”离开）act4小松鼠：（唱着”foundapeanut”）foundapeanut.foundapeanut.foundapeanutjustnow. justnowifoundapeanut. foundapeanutjustnow.小狮：hi,squirrel!iamhungry.roar,roar!（小声地）小松鼠：doyouwantsomepeanuts? 小狮：yes,please.（小松鼠递给小狮一些花生）小狮：thankyou.小松鼠：peanutisthebestfood.小狮：（吃了一颗）yuck!it’stoohard. idon’t likeit.anyway,thankyou,squirrel.（将花生还给小松鼠）小松鼠：youarewelcome.（边走边唱”foundapeanut”离开）act5（小女孩边走边唱”appleround”）小女孩：appleround. applered.applejuicy.applesweet. appleappleiloveyou. applesweetilovetoeat.小狮：hi,littlegirl!iamhungry. roar,roar!小女孩：oh,alion!help!help!（苹果掉地上）小狮：whatisit?（拿起来吃）mmm…,delicious!ilikeit.（小狮很高兴地边走边唱”appleround”回家）。
英文 二人相声-吹牛
BraggingA: Our family’s hobby is bragging!B: Our family’s profession is bragging!A: Our family bragging do not pay taxes.B: Our family bragging do not pay anything!A: It is true that I can go to the WC by myself when I was born.B: Climb? You climb?A: Does anyone can climb when he was born?B:But how are you going?A: Taking the bed as WC!B: that is interesting! Unlucky bed!A:As to bragging, no one can match me!B: I do not believe, dare you PK me here?A: There? No problem!B:As to the meal, I can eat five bowls of noodles!A: I can eat eight kilogramms dumplings for a meal!B: Oh, I got a fever!A: Well, I have a fever, too!B: I covered with a quilt at night,but the next day,I found the quilt was burned with a big hole!A: I held a handful of corn when I slept, the next day, I found the corn turn into popcorn!B: I'm higher than the trees!A: I am taller than the tower!B:I stand on the earth, and my head can touch the sky! A:one piece of my lips touch the sky, and the other against the earth!B: But where is your face?A: who cares the face when bragging!B: oh ! who cares?。
英语相声
Industrious donkeyThis, advocated that now speaks politeness.Tang: Spoke politeness to respond a person training, responded a nationality's civilization.horse: Must use the polite name to the human.Tang: . enhorse: The speech needs to stress the civilization.Tang: This is only then symmetric with our civilized state. horse: For example I was seeing you.Tang: You were seeing me.horse: I must such speak with you.Tang: How to say?horse: Ya, comrade the excuse me, I inquires a matter with you. Tang: You look at this to be polite. Has any matter, you on matterhorse: I ask a person with you.Tang: Who do you want to ask?horse: I asked this comrade.Tang: .horse: What is long is big tall and strong, the heavy features. Tang: Oh.horse: Heard that he is a phase sound actorTang: Oh, you said what name is this person called?horse: His name is Comrade Tang Jiezhong. In your this unit? Tang: Oh, in.horse: !Tang: In.horse: You give me please to come out, I meet with him. Thanks youTang: Do not thank, I am.horse: Whoops, you are Comrade Tang Jiezhong.Tang: Ya.horse: Whoops, was too sorry.Tang: ?horse: Has not looked at you such quite a while. Sorry!Tang: This has anything.horse: You listen to this saying you at heart?Tang: I am listening comfortably. This modest polite.horse: You have a look, to be sorry that to be unfair to, thanks, you, to invite.Tang: Polite words.horse: This is not the polite words.Tang: ?horse: This expressed to opposite party the respect.Tang: Oh.horse: Own modest, own speaks politeness.Tang: Yes.horse: Ya, must speak like this.Tang: Oh.Horse: You must trade one method, does not have these polite wordsTang: How did that say?horse: Such said.Tang: . enhorse: Hey! I said.Tang: This is called any name.horse: I inquire individual with you.Tang: Who do you want to ask?horse: This person.Tang: . enHorse: Long is higher than a spot the runt, the head with the tea tray, heard that was engages in the crosstalk. Is called any name, the everybody's to name be Tang to be sloppy.Tang: Hi, why are you called the nickname.horse: ?Tang: I am, what matter has?horse: You are!Tang: .horse: Do not tease.Tang: Anything calls, do not tease. I am Tang Jiezhong, what matter has?horse: Has the matter, is all right can ask you to come?Tang: Had the matter you to say.horse: Said that let alone, two have both not been glad. What said? Tang: Why did you come?horse: I said you, do not stare, do not stare. As soon as stares the epiphysis to be also uglier.Tang: Drink!horse: You looked why this appearance, does leave, not to like this. Do not lie, dullard men.。
我需要六年级的英语相声或小品
我需要六年级的英语相声或小品分类:教育/科学 >> 外语学习问题描述:我需要六年级的英语相声或小品不要太长不要太简单别太难要有意义越快越好解析:T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear ( 狐假虎威)Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you.Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now.Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here.Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out.Bird: I’m a bird.Rabbit: Hi!Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?Rabbit: Yes, please.Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?R&B: Yes, e on!Frog : Ok! I’m ing!Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here?R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please e here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please e and help us.Bear: Ok! I’m ing.Fox: Hello, Bear!Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)Fox: Hello, Frog!Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)Fox: Hello, Bird!Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)Fox: Hello, Rabbit!Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away!Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That’s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king.Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me.正文结束。