绝望主妇第二季12

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绝望主妇第二季01

前情回顾-Edie: You're awfully brave buying a place site unseen.awfully: 可怕地,非常地,极端地 brave: 勇敢的 site: 场所，地方 unseen: 未看见的还没看房就买下了你们胆子真大。

-Matthew: We could tell from the advertisement it was just what we were looking for.tell from: 辨别(分辨) advertisement: 广告 look for: 寻找我们看广告就知道这桩肯定没错的。

-Mary Alice: Sometimes... sometimes: 有时候…-Gabrielle: Who ever said you were the father? 谁说我怀的孩子是你的了。

-John: Didn't you think it was strange that you have the only lawn on Wisteria Lane that needed to be mowed three times a week? Lane n. 小巷；航线；车道strange: 奇怪的 lawn: 草坪 mow: [məʊ] 割草 wisteria [wɪ'stɪərɪə] n. 紫藤；柴藤你难道就从来不觉得奇怪Wisteria Lane上只有你家的草坪需要每周修建三次？-Carlos: I am going to kill you! 我要宰了你！-Mary Alice: The truth about our loved ones...truth: 真相 loved: 深爱的我们深爱的人的真相…-Tom: You asked Peterson's wife to make sure he wouldn't promote memake sure: 务必，查明 promote: 提升是你跟Peterson的老婆说不给我升职的。

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Previously on Desperate Housewivespreviously: 先前 desperate: 绝望的 housewife:家庭主妇前情回顾…-Dr. Ron: Your spleen has wandered close to your heart.你的脾正向你的心脏移动。

We gotta take it out.take out: 取出我们必须把它切除。

-Old doctor: Get your insurance figured out by then?insurance: 保险 figure out: 算出，计算查一下你的医疗保险能承担多少吧？-Mary Alice: There was a bad news.噩耗终会传来。

-Noah:There is a cop I want you to talk to…His name is Sullivan.cop: 警察我可以去找一个警官…他叫Sullivan。

-Sullivan: The fire on Noah’s doctor.Noah女儿的档案。

-Mary Alice: The di scomforting news…discomforting: 令人不安的，不舒服的逝去的伤依然会被触碰…-Mike: Thanks.谢谢。

-Danielle: Are you hiding someone in your house?hide: 隐藏你在你的房子藏了什么人吗?Tell me your secrets. I'll understand.告诉我你的秘密,我会理解的。

-Mary Alice: And the news no one should know…还有那些不可告人的秘密…-Matthew: Okay. But you tell me yours first.好吧。

但你得先告诉我你的秘密。

-Mary Alice: Once a month, the crème de la crème of Fairview societyonce: 一次、曾经 month: 月 crème de la crème:（法语）精华、最精彩的部分 society: 社会、社区每个月Fairview社区最精彩的是would attend a semi-formal luncheon at the home of Maxine Bennett.attend: 出席、参加 semi-formal: 半正式的 luncheon: 午宴、午餐会大家都会到Maxine Bennett家里，参加一次半正式的午宴。

绝望主妇第二季05

前情回顾…-Bree: The police dug up your father today.dig up:挖出，掘起警察今天把你爸爸的尸体挖出来了。

They think that somebody was poisoning him.poison: 毒杀，毒死他们怀疑有人给他下毒。

Apparently, I'm a suspect.apparently:显然地 suspect: 嫌疑犯显而易见，我是嫌疑犯。

-Mary Alice: Bree felt threatened by the past.threaten: 威胁往事给Bree带来威胁。

-Carlos: Get the damn lawyer.damn: 该死的把该死的律师找来。

-Gabrielle: Are you hitting on me?hit on: 搭讪，挑逗【hit somebody 是“打某人”的意思，但是 hit on somebody 就不一样了。

hit on somebody 就是“搭讪”的意思,另外还有come on/with to sb.也有类似的意思，口语中表示: 调戏(某人)，显得对(某人)动了情欲，挑动情欲；还记得有一集中Susan的妈妈说有人想泡她，大家还记得她是怎么表达的吗？她用的是dip(dip是浸，沾之意)用dip很形象，也很有趣。

】你是在挑逗我么？-Mary Alice: Gabrielle was threatened by seduction.seduction: 诱惑，引诱Gabrielle的威胁来自于诱惑。

-Zach: Do you mean Julie?你是说Julie?If I come back with you, then I can make it up to her.make up for: 弥补，偿还我跟你回去，我就能弥补她了。

-Susan: You should find your father first. Let me help.你应该先找你的爸爸，我帮你。

绝望的主妇第二季第九集

第二季9集：That's Good, That's BadPreviously on Desperate Housewives前情提要-Susan: All this time my father has been right across town.all this time: 一直以来across town: 都市的另一端我的父亲一直活着就在城外running the feed store?run: 经营feed: 饲料store: 商店经营动物饲料店？-Mary Alice: Susan found her real father.real father: 生父Susan找到了她的生父。

-Nina: Ed wants to make the final decision.make a decision: 做决定decision: 决定final: 最后的，最终的Ed来做最后的决定Ed Furarer, Lynette Scoval.Ed Furarer, Lynette Scoval。

-Mary Alice: Lynette met her new bossmeet: 遇见，见到boss: 老板Lynette见到了她的新老板。

-Carlos: I've learned my lesson. Ok, when I get out of here lesson: 课learn lesson: 吸取教训get out of: 由…出来我已经吸取了教训，当我出去后Everything's gotta be differentgotta: <美俚> (=have got to) 必须different: 不同的一切都会不同。

-Mary Alice: Carlos promised to change his old ways. promise: 允诺，约定change: 改变Carlos承诺改掉他原来的习惯-Bree: Dr. Goldfine has concerns about us being together concern about: 对…忧虑，关心be together: 在一起Goldfine医生对我们的交往表示担心。

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Gabrielle: When you said, "please don't kill him, " did you mean Carlos?你说“别杀他”，你是指Carlos？-Xiao-mei: Ralph dead, not Mr. Solis.Ralph死了，不是Solis先生。

-Gabrielle: I know. It's just you said, "kill, " not "dead. " and I'd have to do be pretty angry to kill someone,pretty: 相当地我知道但是……你说了“杀”，而不是“死”，要杀死一个人一定是因为我很生气，so I guess my question is, do I have a reason to be angry at Mr. Solis?那么我有理由生Solis先生的气吗？-Xiao-mei: Please, so much laundry.laundry: 洗衣别洗衣服了，晓梅。

-Gabrielle: Xiao-mei. . . how did you rip your panties?rip: 拉开，划开 panties: 女短内裤你的内裤怎么破了。

-Xiao-mei: I fall down.我摔了一跤。

-Doctor: Says here Dr. Bader examined Xiao-mei last week, and everything was fine. examine: 检查Bader医生上星期为晓梅做了检查，她的情况很好。

-Gabrielle: Yeah, I know. It's just, she's been having pain. . . down there.我知道只是她那里有点疼。

绯闻女孩分集介绍

第一季12-18集
第十二集 D赴S的约会，却发现一群人在被禁止的游泳池里嬉戏。同来的V拍下了这一切。聚会因一个人的溺水而不得不慌忙解散，学校领导对此事大力调查。N以为是B的责任，为其顶罪，被学校开除。B大受感动。C私下找V，希望通过金钱，让V交出录像带，以期帮助B。Lily和Rufus旧情复燃。Bass对lily加大“攻势”。D为了游泳池事件和S一度关系紧张。S终于想通，为了D的未来，对校长坦白了自己的过错，却轻易过关。S为了和D在一起，强烈要求母亲停止和Rufus的关系。Lily为了女儿，终于决定和Bass在一起。S感触万分。B终于决定继续和N在一起。两人尽释前嫌。第十三集 "有线人在商店拍到S在买验孕棒！！"Gossip girl 主页上的这个新闻惊动了Humphrey全家，当然也传遍了整个学校，S又多了个丑闻。但实则真相是: 这个验孕棒是为B买的。S的好意，B并不打算领情去做这个测试，因为她正与N渐入佳境中，尔后两人闹了矛盾。S烦恼于流言和B的固执。而D真的信以为真，决定和S一起面对这个问题，也愿意担负这个责任。B终于确认自己没有怀孕，并第一时间告知S并为此道歉，两人和好。虽然Rufus并不这么乐观见成。不过他也有自己的事情——似乎他的春天来了，两美女送上们了。S的心不在焉使得D无法倾诉衷肠，在压力下终于S将真相告诉了D，当然也包括B和C的上床的事情，却被J听到，并告诉了N。S去B那里望安慰B，却被B指责是S向N告密CB的事，两人大吵一架，惊动了Eleanor而不欢而散。B因为这件丑闻在学校备受冷落，决定暂时离开这个地方。S知道后去找B并劝其留下。第十四集春假结束，B、N和C三人之间的关系依旧破裂，对B来说一切都是恶梦但还是必须面对现实，还好,有好友S在身边陪她度过这难熬的开学第一天。而S这边，显然暑假是和Bass一家一起度过的。为了生日后，甚至偷了Hazel母亲的华伦天奴，不幸在家里被朋友们撞了正著。恼羞成怒的J向Rufus哭诉着她一切都是为了能够找到朋友，而作为父亲的Rufus则坚持关J禁闭。从N那里得到消息的D，抛下正在约会的S，赶回家，试图缓和紧张气氛。但J偷偷出逃，为了扳回面子，找上受朋友们欢迎的N去Butter示威。第十五集 SAT的考试即将来临。众人紧张备考。B为了打败优等生Nelly无所不用其极。S以为Georgina在瑞士而放松下来，却发现Georgina出现。D为了考试也减少了和S的约会。N关切地将自己以前用的复习资料赠与D。意外地认识V。两人迅速打得火热。J为了能打败B勾搭上了上东区的King——Asher。虽然为此和父亲为了约会而希望结束禁足的事情而争执，可是却意外的让Asher因为J未能赴约而上门的举动缓和了与父亲的矛盾。Georgina不断地找S叙旧，极力想让S回到过去的生活，并热衷探知S和D之间的感情。甚至谎言和下药的计谋去破坏S和D的复习约会和SAT的考试。S通过C的掩护下暂时瞒过了D，但D因为替考的事情S大吵一架。B抓住Nelly的软肋并成功利用。却在考场外和D同时看到亲密的N和V。S和Georgina的摊牌激怒了Georgina。Georgina不择手段的开始报复。第十六集 J与新男友Asher如胶似漆，并积极筹备着自己的第一个晚会，然而天公不作美，D恰在此时发现Asher与一个神秘男子街头热吻！！！在试图警告J未果的情况下，D将这个爆炸性的消息发给了Gossip GIrl。而J为了难得的进入上流社会的机会，选择和Asher合作，对朋友们撒了谎。而天不遂人愿，B出现在J的聚会上，并将一切公之于众，这场女王之争终于以J的惨败收场。S在摆脱Georgina两周之后再次收到来自地域的“惊喜”，而Georgina则在饭桌上无意透露了E的Big Secret，雪上加霜，S随即发现，D的新任密友Sarah的真实身份正是Georgina！！！此时，受到威胁的S却无法向D坦白一切，反而遭到了D的误解。连连打击之下，无助的S终于向B坦诚相告，一个惊天的秘密浮出水面。第十七集在B，N和C的鼓励下，S终于向朋友们坦白一切，而与此同时，Lily也发现了S不欲人知的故事。在宴会上，Lily对S严厉训斥并声称要送走她。但B告诉Lily真相，并希望她能帮助S重新振作。重重误会下，D与S分手并与Georgina双双出席Rufus的演唱会。虽然V当面揭露了撒旦之女的真实身份，但D仍选择相信Georgina的一面之词，更在其诱惑下背叛了与S的爱情。Lily终于帮女儿重拾信心，并在演唱会上与Rufus重新燃起爱火。但不是所有人都这么幸运，等待S不是D的谅解，而是来自地狱之女的挑战书。第十八集似乎所有的感情都要终结，S彻夜没未眠，但她看到的不是与D重归于好，而是从D卧室款款走出的Georgina！在种种现实面前，Lily终于第四次踏上红毯，而Rufus也走上了自己的旅程；隔着一道布鲁克林桥，N和V的感情无疾而终；而婚礼上C的深情演讲虽然使他赢得了B的芳心，但这对欢喜冤家终于没能双飞欧洲，而是又遇见了新的伴侣。当然也不是一切都这么糟糕，B干净漂亮的击败了来自撒旦之女的挑战，N和C则在婚礼上上演了一出将相和，而J则获得了来自B母亲公司的实习机会。

绝望主妇第二季

第二季1）Control. It's extraordinary the tactics people employ to obtain it. Some rely on deception, while others engage in outright trickery. Then there are those who resort to extorsion. Why do we fight so hard for control? Because we know: To lose it is to put our fate in the hands of others. And what could be more dangerous? 控制，人们为了得到它真实无所不为。

有些人靠诡计，有些人则用正直的把戏，还有一些人则屈服于勒索，我们为什么这么拼命的想得到控制呢？因为我们知道，一旦失去了控制，我们的命运就掌握在别人的手里了，还有什么比这更危险的呢？2）Everyone enjoys a game of make-believe now and then. Of course, the ways in which we play can vary greatly. Sometimes, we tell ourselves work won't interfere with our family life. Sometimes we imagine certain relationships to be more meaningful than they really are. Occasionally we put on a show, as if to convince ourselves our secrets aren't really all that terrible. Yes, the game of make-believe is a simple one. You start by lying to yourself. And if you can get others to believe those lies, you win. 每一个人总喜欢时不时地自欺欺人。

绝望主妇第二季13

Previously on Desperate Housewivespreviously: 先前 desperate: 绝望的 housewife:家庭主妇前情回顾…-Gabrielle: If you're trying to come between me and my husband,I will take you down.如果你要介入我和我丈夫之间,我不会让你有好日子过。

-Sister Mary: Bring it on.bring it on: 给自己打气，壮胆，鼓舞士气谁怕谁。

-Mary Alice: Gabrielle threatthe nun.threat: 威胁 nun: 修女Gabriel威胁那个修女。

-Dr. Ron: You good to go.good to: 适于你可以走了。

-Mary Alice: Susan hit on her doctor.hit on: 偶然碰到【口语中也表达向某人献媚，示好】Susan向她的医生示好。

-Danielle: So you came to ask me out, because I'll say yes.那你来约我出去，因为我会答应。

-Mary Alice: Bree's daughter let her intention being known.It's amazing how far we're willing to go.intention: 意图，意向 amazing: 令人惊异的 be willing to: 乐于Bree的女儿表达了她的意图。

一件不可思议的事,我们愿意付出多大代价.-Bree: Andrew,give me one good reason why shouldn't call the police.reason: 理由Andrew，告诉我一个好的理由,为什么我不应当报警。

绝望的主妇第二季第一集

1.previously on...2.you're awfully brave buying a place site unseen.3.we could tell from the advertisement4.it was just what we were looking for. sometimes...5.who ever said you were the father?6didn't you think it was strange that you have the only lawn on wisteria lane7that needed to be mowed three times a week?8i am going to kill you!9the truth about our loved ones...10you asked peterson's wife to make sure he wouldn't promote me11so i quit. i'm gonna be a stay-at-home dad.12we should... talk about this.13you're goin' back to work.14can lead you into harm's way.15i think i'm having a heart attack.16you are gonna come through this operation just fine.17hello?18rex passed away about ten minutes ago.19i'm so sorry.20mr. delfino took my dad away to kill him.21now i'm gonna kill mr. delfino.22it was an accepted fact among the residents of wisteria lane23that ida greenberg liked her liquor. 24people had seen her drunk atsewing bees...25the department of motorvehicles...26and the first methodist church.27ida had tried to quit drinking manytimes,28but she couldn't.29then one night in a moment ofdespair,30she challenged god31to quench her never-ending thirst.32luckily for ida, god was listening.33zach, listen to me.34no!35not so tough now, are you?36uh! ow! oh! bongo, no!37bongo! bongo!38it was at that moment it occurredto ida39god may work in mysteriousways,40but he isn't particularly subtle.41sync:ytet-fisherchen-=/bbs=-42desperate housewives43it had been a year since mydeath,44and a lot had changed on wisterialane.45children had learned new games.46new neighbors had moved in.47old houses had been rebuilt...48i told you guys twice.49okay, craig, what's goin' on?50and fresh tragedies had occurred.51in one house,52a widow was getting ready to tellher friends of her husband'spassing.53but until the time was right,54she would wait.55and life, as it tends to do,56would go on.57i look like hell. i need a hairbrush.58yeah, um, ahem, that's not gonnahelp.59susan,60officer romslove is here for yourstatement.61zach young do that?62no. she fell. bit her lip.it was an accident.6300:04:23,510 --> 00:04:24,730okay.64so, uh, walk me through whathappened.65well, i went over to mike's to feedthe dog.66- i'm sorry?- feed the dog.67and i turned around,68and there was zach young--69and that's zach with an "h"--70- the doctor said keep that in.71you gotta understand, zach's hada tough time.72- he's got emotional issues--- 'cause he's crazy.73still, i don't think he meant to hurtanybody.74uh, hello! uh, he was waiting there for you to come home75so he could kill you.76is that what happened when you got home?77the kid took a shot at you?78actually, susan fired the gun.79that's because i was wrestling it away from zach80so that he wouldn't shoot you.81oh, there's blood.82could we do this later?she's kind of a mess right now. 83yeah, i think i can fill in the rest for you.84i'd appreciate it.85- you feel better, mrs. mayer.- thanks.86ow! that hurts.87- i'm gonna get you more ice.- okay.88no, i'm tellin' you.89susan really flew off the handle when she jumped the kid.90so you're saying this was more ofa domestic squabble?91definitely, yeah.92are we required to press charges?93well, you're not really required, 94but it's something you should really consider when a handgun is involved.95john!96- how did you get in here?- i know where you keep the key.97- mimosa?- no, i'm pregnant, you jackass. 98i made yours with seltzer.99do you have any idea whatyou've done?100that little stunt you pulledyesterday in the courtroom101could get carlos sent away foreight years.102Yeah ,i thought you might be alittle mad about that.103but once you calm down,104you'll see that it's just the two ofus.105it's gonna be awesome.106you brought luggage?107he's gone. we don't have tosneak around anymore.108we can have a real relationship.109it's what's best for the three of us.110the three of us? how exactly doesthat benefit carlos?111- i'm talking about my baby.- you don't know it's your baby.112i don't even know it's your baby.113and i don't wanna know 'cause itdoesn't matter.114so what, you don't love me?115well, up until the point that youtold my husband we were havingan affair,116i was quite fond of you.117since then...118not a fan!119hey.120hey.121oh, why on earth would you letthem finger paint beforebreakfast?122it's my job to clean that up now,so it's my call, right?123you're right. i'm sorry.124hey, i thought the meeting wasn'tuntil 1.125oh, i have a thousand things to dobefore that--126borrow a decent scarf from bree,127buy a lipstick i don't hate--128- mommy,mommy,look!- aah! no! no!129no, nobody touches mommy,okay?130i love you, i love your fingerpainting,131but if you touch me with thosemessy hands,132i will cut them off.133go on. off. good.134it's okay.135- a little nervous?- who, me?136i've been out of work for sevenyears,137i'm a woman of a certain age in abusiness that values youth aboveall else.138- why should i be nervous?- you are experienced.139you are brilliant.140you are going to nail this jobinterview, okay?141thank you. uh, no. i can't...142you're very... so...143thank you. here.144oh, my cell phone.145lynette, hi, it's bree.146i do hope i'm not calling too early. 147hmm?148oh, of course you can borrow that scarf.149i'll press it for you.150um, i have,uh,some news.151rex died.152i thought they were gonna operate. what happened?153apparently rex's heart just gave out.154oh, my god.155so when can we see bree?156she said she was gonna call. 157she's got a lot of things to do, 158planning for the funeral, that sort of thing.159she doesn't look that busy to me. 160hi, hi. what are you doing out here?161oh, i'm just waiting for, uh, rex's mother.162she's gonna be here any second. 163honey, we are so sorry.164oh, do one of you drink soy milk? 165i was cleaning out the fridge this morning,166and rex is the only one who drinks it.167i just bought it on Friday. i'd hate to throw it away.168what a waste.169oh, sweetie.170honey, you can let it out. 171no. no, i can't afford to fall apartright now.172why?173you're about to find out.174bree!175oh, stop here. this is the house.176is that...177yes, that is rex's mother.178i can't believe it.179it's like some hideous nightmare.180my life is over!181my life is over!182it appears there's a 7-year gapsince your last position.183what, did you take some time off?184i was a stay-at-home mom.185i wish it had been time off.186- boy or girl?- a girl...187- and three boys.- four kids?188yeah, of course, they won't get inthe way of the job189because my husband's stayinghome with them from now on.190i knew i could never do both jobsjustice.191that's why i chose not to have afamily.192i didn't want to be one of thosekind of women--193you know, sloughing things offonto coworkers194because of a pediatricianappointment or a dance recital.195i get really neurotic about puttingpeople out.196with all due respect, nina, won'tbe an issue.197i can leave home at home.198and it's not gonna break yourheartto leave those sad little facesbehind?199are you kidding?200this office is paradise--201grown-ups talking aboutgrown-up things.202no screaming, no vomiting, noboogers under the table.203you're gonna have to drag meoutta here kicking andscreaming--204weekends, holidays, whenever.205all right, ed wants to make thefinal decision.206so i will bring you back tomorrowat 3 for a follow-up.207well, that--that sounds great.thank you--208lynette, be early. show mesomething.209okay.210no way. dad did not have a teddybear.211he most certainly did.212Oh ,that was doolittle.213your father never went anywherewithout him.214here's your tea, phyllis.215oh.216look, bree.217this was the tie that rex worewhen he graduated from prepschool.218i think he should wear it.219you know, for the funeral?220phyllis, that's an orange tie.221well, those were his school colors--green and orange.222well, um, he's being buried in a blue suit.223maybe he could be buried in a different suit.224i don't think so, but thank you, though.225you, uh, you kept dad's old comic books?226oh, yes, i kept everything.227look here.228i even kept the dirty magazine that he hid under his mattress. 229he didn't think i knew about it, but i did.230well, looks like dad was into big breasts.231oh, yes.232that's why i was surprised when he married your mother.233so you're just not gonna talk to me, is that it?234fine.235i don't need to talk.236okay. yes, i had a little affair.237it wasn't the best thing to do, and i'm not proud of it.238but it's not the worst thing that could have happened.239nobody died.240oh, don't be such a martyr, carlos. 241okay, it takes two people. 242how many times did you go off onyour little business trips243and leave me alone?24400:13:48,450 --> 00:13:50,740see, so technically, you cheated,too.245it's just your mistress was yourwork.246no, okay. that was a stretch. i'msorry.247carlos, wait! come back. look, iwanna start over.248we're gonna have a baby.249isn't that what you alwayswanted?250carlos, wait!251i said i was sorry and i love you!252what more do you want?!253i want a paternity test.254mrs. applewhite, hi.255i am bree van de kamp,256and this is my daughter danielle.257- hello.- hi.258hey, i'm matthew. this is my son.259hi. i would have been over soonerto introduce myself,260but i'm afraid there's beena deathin my family.261my dad.262i'm so sorry. i lost my dad, too.263i know what you must be goingthrough right now.264thank you.265anyway, i'm afraid that my visithas an ulterior motive.266the organist at our church is onvacation,267and edie britt mentioned that youused to be a concert pianist,and--268i would be honored to play foryou.269why don't i bring some sheetmusic over later270and we can plan someselections?271thank you. that's just a hugeweight off my shoulders.272oh, these are for you.- how sweet.273bree, we widows have to sticktogether.274bye.27500:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,670Pretending your father's dead?276don't you find that a littlemorbid(病态的)?277well,i just thought it could help ourcover story, okay?278just, you know, win 'em over.279oh, sweetie. i know you meantwell.280but in the future, you leave thecleverness to me.281since when are we protected bydorset security?28200:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,000oh, we're not. it's a deterrent(威慑的)in case zach comes back.283i told mike i didn't sleep last night,so he got me this sign.284that guy is so supportive.285you know he's out right now in aride-along with the policesearching for zach?286- really?- yeah.287he's determined to see that kid behind bars.288so tomorrow at school i want you to let everybody know289that we got this new, expensive security system.290- mom, just--- work it into the conversation. 291- you know, put the word out there- i've gotta tell you something. 292- emphasize the motion detectors.- mom, stop, stop. listen.293what? what is it?294yesterday i overheard mike telling that cop295that he didn't wanna press charges against zach.296he made the whole thing sound like it was your fault.297my fault?298hi. uh, i need a paternity test. 299well, we'll just schedule you for an exam.300oh, no, no. i-i don't need to take a test.301i am just trying to reassure my husband of what i know is true in my heart.302so if you could just slip me someone else's test results,303i could make my own.304i got photoshop for christmas. 305oh,come on.306you look like a fun-loving girl. 307i am sure you've been in a couple hairy situations of your own. 308just because i choose to expressmyself309doesn't mean that i condone(容忍)adultery.310sorry.311paternity test results?312i know. i'm in the same situation.313- really?- mm-hmm.314i just found out the clinic screwedup315and gave me an egg thatbelonged to some lesbian.316it was supposed to be implantedin her lover,317and now my husband's freakingout318because he thinks that our baby'sgonna be gay!319okay. we're in slightly differentsituations.320but do you wanna get a cup ofcoffee and talk about it?321yeah. that'd be nice. thanks.322yeah. us girls have to sticktogether.323we shouldn't let that stupid pieceof paper ruin our life.324yeah!325obviously, i've known rex foryears,326but when it comes to writing aeulogy(颂词),327i like as much input from thefamily as possible.328oh. well, um, what kind of input?329oh, well, he means anecdotes(轶事,趣闻['ænɪk,dot]),330little stories.331isn't that what you mean,reverend?332well, yes, but, uh, also--333i thought that you might needsome help,334so last night i stayed up all night335and tried to remember funnythings336and moments that said so muchabout rex as a person.337my. how--how many pages doyou have there?33815.339well, you're hardly going to haveto write anything at all, reverend.340some of those anecdotes(轶事)are just priceless.341phyllis, these are all things thathappened to rex before he wentto college.342so?343well, don't you think it'd be nice ifreverend devoted(献身；致力)34400:19:19,510 --> 00:19:21,990part of the eulogy(颂词[ˈjulədʒi])to his life after he was married?345oh, well, yes, of course.346the reverend will mention thatpart of his life.347he's going to do more thanmention it.34800:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,670that's the part he'll focus on.349in fact, i think three anecdotesfrom rex's childhood is more thanenough.350um, that--that seems fair.351well, whatever you think is appropriate.352fine.353i just thought if we were going to focus on a time in rex's life,354that we might as well focus on the happiest time.355let's talk flowers.356now i know lilies are traditional, 357but i think i can get you a deal on some white roses.358Reverend(教士,牧师), if you don't call her on that incredibly insensitive comment,359i'm gonna lose it.360i'm sure she didn't mean it the way it sounded.361- i knew exactly what i was saying.- ladies--36200:20:09,910 --> 00:20:12,800 the happiest time in rex's life was not his childhood.363he loved being a husband, and he loved being a father.364well, he may have loved being a father,365but your marriage was a disaster. 366phyllis, is there something you'd like to say?367you made the last years of rex's life miserable,368and now he's dead,369and he'll never have another chance at happiness.370you are no longer invited to the funeral.371what? 372- you're not serious.- oh, yes, i am.373i am going to hire security,374and those security men are goingto have sticks,375and if you so much asset (财产)foot in that sanctuary(避难所),376they will be instructed to beat youwith those sticks.377bree, this is your grief talking--378reverend, if you don't back me upon this, so help me,379i will pull the funeral out of yourchurch.380- bree!- i am not kidding.381i will go nondenomination alsofast, it will make your head spin.382susan, i heard what happenedwith zach.383how are you doing?384- fine. is mike here?- inside.385jeez. you must have beenterrified.386i mean, he put poor Felicia in thehospital.387- did he pistol-whip you?- no.388oh, come on. you can tell me.389- did he slap(掌击)you around?- no.390well, don't get me wrong. i'mthrilled that you're okay.391it's just that when someone holdssomeone else hostage,392they usually rough 'em up a little.393it wasn't like that.394- not even a little kicking?- edie...395someone to see you.396- well, hey, how's it goin'?- good.397so there's a rumor going around398that you don't wanna presscharges against zach.399is that true?400yeah.401wow. um... i find that...confusing.402look, if we make a big deal out ofthis,403he could end up going to prison.404he held a gun to my face, so i'mthinking, "good."405i've been to prison. he couldn'thandle it.406- who cares?- i care.407well, you should care more aboutme.408i'm your girlfriend. we're movingin together.409he's just a neighbor. you don'teven know zach.410i know enough about him to knowthat deep down ,he's a good kid.411Mike ,he wanted to kill you.412but he didn't.413you never asked me why zachwanted to shoot you.414aren't you curious? does itmatter?415zach said you kidnapped hisfather so you could kill him.416i didn't kill paul young.417i didn't think you did. now tell me why zach does.418i found some evidence that suggested that paul murdered deirdre.41916 years ago deirdre had a baby, 420and paul and mary alice young kidnapped him421and raised him as their own.422deirdre tracked him down here to wisteria lane and demanded her baby back.423so paul killed her?424actually, it was mary alice.425oh, my god.426mike?427i answered your phone.428it's the police.429yeah. delfino.430you did?431okay, i can be there in 20 minutes.432zach's dead.433they want me to come identify the body.434thanks for coming down.435since the kid's father is missing, 436we didn't know who else to call. 437so... you folks ready?438that's not zach.439you're sure?440he had a gun in my face for six hours.441i know what he looks like.442- can you give us a minute?- sure. 443- zach is your son, isn't he?- yeah.444i'm pretty sure.445how long have you known?446paul young told me.447deirdre got pregnant before iwent to jail448and,um, told me she had anabortion.449guess she lied.450i see.451when i took paul out to the desert,452and i was so angry, i just wantedto hurt him...453the way they hurt deirdre.454but then when he told me455that he and mary alice had takencare of deirdre's baby--456my baby...457that rage just went away.458kept me from doing somethingreally stupid.459i'm gonna take a cab home, okay?460mom, grandma's leaving, all right?you have to talk to her.461no, i don't. if you heard the thingsthat she said to me--462look, i'm sure she was a real bitch,okay?463but she's family, so that makesher our bitch.464let her say good-bye to dad.465she went out of her way to becruel to me.466i don't want her at the funeral.467mom, if you don't let grandmacome, i will never forgive you.468did i ask for your help?469you know dad would want herthere.470it's true rex and i did not have theperfect marriage,471but for 18 years i tried my verybest,472and for that i am entitled to yourrespect.473of course you are.474of course i respect you.475well, then why did you say thosethings to me?476i guess i thought it would beeasier to be angry at you477than to be angry with rex.478i mean, what was he thinking,479leaving me?480i do want you to come to thefuneral.481you don't know what that meansto me, bree.482thank you.483someone should get my luggage.484okay, let's get outta here. tom?485- yeah?- mom.486what's the matter?487my back--i threw it out. i washolding parker upside down.488okay. come on. give me your feet.489how's that? is that better?490honey, can you push theinterview?491because i don't think i'm gonnabe able492to take care of penny like this. 493don't do this to me.494i don't have time to make a phone call,495and i promised that woman i would not let the kids496interfere with this job.497but that was a stupid promise. 498remember that time when you were away in tucson, and i had a 104 fever,499but i still managed to take the kids trick-or-treating?500honey...501i don't think that's helping.502tom, being a mom is like being an e.r. doctor.503there are no days off, so get up! get up!504okay.505jeez, are you crying?506just a little.507i'll be fine. you just... go. just go. 508oh, for god sakes.509give 'em hell, honey.510you...511hi, mrs. scavo. you can wait inside.512- they'll be right in.- great.513listen, uh...514- stu.- stu.515you look like a bright, uh, responsible young man,516 and i bet you just love kids. am iright?517ed ferrara, lynette scavo.518thanks so much for having me in.519nice to meet you. please, sit.50thank you.521we're gonna have to make thisquick.522i gotta leave in five to catch aplane.523i got celtic ticket son the floor.524this is a great r閟um?525i see you worked with thedonahues.526you know, i snaked the oslocandy account from 'em last year.527so you've done a lot of copywork?528i have. but when i moved over tocenn and simmons,529um,i got to do a broader range ofcampaigns.530t...531uh,v...532and... uh...533radio...534uh,billboards.535could you excuse me for aminute?536please?537what's going on?538i have no idea.539stu, you are an idiot.540you're an idiot, an absolute idiot.541hi.542ha! guys, i'd like you to meetpenny.543she gives me all my best ideas.544you brought your baby to theinterview.545- it won't be an ongoing thing.- you bet it won't.546nina, it's fine.547any chance we can get that littlelady to be quiet?548not until i change her diaper(尿布).549could you just give me twominutes?550sorry. plane. well...551then watch me multitask.552here's how i see it.553you guys run a really good shop,554but if you want your agency to goto the next level,555you have to focus on two things.556first, you've gotta win someawards.557do some p.s.a.s, pro bono stuff,whatever it takes,558because whether they admit it ornot,559clients care about what's in yourtrophy(奖杯)case.560two--your web site.561it's the first thing a client's gonnalook at,562and it's hard to navigate. there'sno site map.563it just wasn't built for people whogrow up without computers.564there. and third...565i don't have a third.566yeah, so that's... it.567okay.568you're in.569- seriously?- yeah.570take the office across the hall.i gotta run.571well, all right!572okay, obviously, i'm gonna clean that up.573here it is in black and white. it's your kid.574what? why aren't you smiling? 575it's not enough.576what do you want, a father's day card?577you knew the one thing that i demanded was fidelity(忠实), 578and you still went out and screwed around behind my back. 579you knew the one thing i didn't want was a child,580and you still tricked me into getting pregnant.581it's not the same thing.582damn straight. what you did was worse.583we're not very nice people, are we?584no, we're not.585oh, when we got married,586i thought we were gonna be so happy.587me too.588look on the bright side. at least we're still rich.589thank god for that.590 so it occurred to me...591that i was really rude at themorgue(太平间,停尸房).592when you told me about zach, iwas so busy freaking( (使)强烈反应)out,593i never actually congratulatedyou.594congratulated me?595yeah, i know how much you'vealways wanted a child,596and now you have one.597thanks.598obviously, um, it was quite ashock,599but it's good news any way youslice it.600what's wrong?601so naturally you'll be wanting to...602have a relationship with him, andthat takes time,603- a lot of time.- susan--604and out of all themixed-upteenagers in the world,605zach is just the one kid that i can'tbe around.606i can't have Julie around him.607so, um, what i'm trying to say is...608we can't move in together.609but i am so happy for you.610really, you have a child, and thatis good for you.611isn't there any way--612no. no, i...61300:34:35,750 --> 00:34:37,950so sorry.614i'll--i'll, um,615i'll see you around.616today we've come together tocelebrate the life617of dr. rex van de kamp...618what is he wearing?619what?620i left him an hour ago,621and he was wearing ralph lauren.622but it's what rex would havewanted.623he loved that prep school.624...but whichever coathe waswearing,625rex always brought an irresistible(无法抗拒的)enthusiasm626And a single-mindeddetermination to...627so as we mourn the passing ofrex van de kamp,628we give thanks to god,629for we do not grieve as those whohave no hope630but as those who place their trustin god.631wait!632do not close that coffin.633give me your tie.634what?635give me your tie.636give it to her! give it to her.637you look magnificent.638so it looks like mary alice killedzach's birth mother639in order to keep her from takingzach away.。

绝望主妇第二季分集笔记打印版21p

编辑：LewisYY 影视英语淘宝店：/DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES 第二季笔记2X01: Next1．Mike: "Susan, Officer Romslo is here for your statement." Statement：声明, 陈述，这里可以解释为口供。

2．Mike: "You gotta understand, Zach's had a tough time. He's got emotional issues.tough time:很常用的一个词语，形容不容易，很困难的时候。

Emotional：情绪的 issues：时间，通常是泛制，在 DH 中经常出现，大家可以留意他每次出现是的用法。

3．Mike: "Still, I don't think he meant to hurt anybody." Mean to do sth:故意做某事,等同于 on purpose。

Mean 有很多种解释，用途很广，今后碰到再做具体解释。

4．Mike: "Actually, Susan fired the gun. Fire the gun：开枪动词是 fire5．Susan: "Okay, that's because I was wrestling it away from Zach so that he wouldn't shoot you." Wrestle: 与(对手)摔跤 shoot:射击还解释为打针6．Julie: "Could we do this later? She's kind of a mess right now." kind of :有点，在美语中经常用到，还有个意思像近的词 sort of。

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Mary Alice: Previous on Desperate Housewives.前情提要。

-Court Officer: "Until the adoption is legally finalized, the birth mother can still change her mind and she has."adoption: 领养 legally: 合法地 finalize: 使结束，使完结 birth mother: 生母除非整个领养程序依法完成，否则生母仍可随时改变心意，她也的确反悔了。

-Mary Alice: warns were issued.issue: 放出，发行领养程序失败。

-Ed:I‟m going to fire Tom.fire: 解雇我要解雇Tom。

-Lynette: If you just fire him, he‟ll sue you and I‟ll back him up! You need cause.sue: 控告 back up: 支持，辅助 cause: 理由如果你解雇他，他会告你的。

而且我会支持他的，你必须有充分的理由。

-Ed:Well, I guess I‟ll have to find cause.那好，我回去找出理由的。

-Mary Alice: decisions were made.心意已决。

-Andrew:I‟m going to do something that is so awful that it‟s going to rock her world.awful: 吓人的，可怕的 rock: 使震惊我将会做一件大坏事，让她伤心欲绝。

-Mary Alice: rats were spoken.rats: 胡说，胡扯扬言恐吓。

-Matthew: So, what the hell are we going to do?那我们究竟该怎么做才好？-Mary Alice: and plans…秘密计划…-Matthew: Phenobarbital?Phenobarbital: 镇定剂苯巴比妥？-Betty:It‟s time to give your brother the peace he deserves.peace: 和平 deserve: 应得的该是让你哥哥得到平静的时候了。

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前情提要…-Bree: My husband died thinking that I murdered him.murder: 谋杀我的丈夫临死之前认为是我害死了他。

-Mary Alice: Bree put the past behind her.put behind: 告别Bree终于跟往事作别。

-David: If you keep me on as your lawyer,只要我做你的律师，your wife's off limits.limit: 限制我就不会碰你的妻子。

-Carlos: He is my lawyer.我雇用他了。

-Mary Alice: While Carlos gambled with his future.gamble: 赌博Carlos拿未来作赌注-Susan: How much money do you think you need to get to Utah.你到犹他州需要多少钱？-Mary Alice: Susan interferes with the family reunion.interfere: 打扰 reunion: 团聚而Susan干扰了一场骨肉团聚。

George Williams had never been lucky in love.lucky: 幸运的George William情场上从没交过好运。

It seems that the women he dated always invented reasons not to consummate their relationship. date: 交往 invent: 编造 consummate: 完成，使达到极点他交往过的女人，似乎总会编造些原因中止两人的关系。

-Young Woman:Um, I’m afraid we’d wake my roommate.wake: 吵醒 roommate: 室友恐怕我们会吵醒我的室友的。

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Previously on Desperate Housewife.绝望主妇前情提要...-Tom:I’m going to be a stay-at-home dad.我要做一个家庭妇男。

-Lynette: Huh?哈？-Mary Alice: Some reversed roles...reverse: 颠倒，逆转 role: 角色有些人转换了角色...-Matthew: I’ve been thinking about you.我一直在想你。

-Danielle: So you came to ask me out?那么你要约我出去吗?-Mary Alice: Some were welcomed in...welcome: 欢迎有些人受到款待...-Danielle: Because I’ll say yes.我答应了。

-Mike: I've moved on. You should do the same.我决定继续我的生活。

你应该学学我。

-Mary Alice: Some were shut the door...shut: 关上有些人被拒之门外...-George: Will you marry me?你愿意嫁给我吗?-Mary Alice: And some...还有些人...-Bree: Huh?啊？-Mary Alice: Never got the chance...从没有得到机会...-Gabrielle: Aah!啊！-Mary Alice: To find out what they really wanted.去发现他们真正想要的东西。

Betty Applewhite was a gifted woman. Everyone had always said so, ever since she was a child. gifted: 有天赋的 ever since: 自从Betty Applewhite是个有才华的女人，自从她小的时候起，所有人就都这么说。

电视剧《疯狂主妇-绝望的主妇》第二季分集剧情介绍（1-24集）大结局

电视剧《疯狂主妇/绝望的主妇》第二季分集剧情介绍（1-24集）大结局英文名：Desperate HousewivesⅡ中文名：《绝望的主妇Ⅱ、欲乱绝情妻Ⅱ、靓太唔易做Ⅱ》地　区：美国导　演：Larry Shaw Arlene Sanford 编　剧：Marc Cherry疯狂主妇主演：泰瑞.海切尔，伊娃.朗格利亚，玛西娅.克罗斯电视剧《疯狂主妇Ⅱ/绝望的主妇Ⅱ》分集剧情介绍：《疯狂主妇Ⅱ/绝望的主妇Ⅱ》分集介绍：第一集当迈克回到家中，苏珊正在扎克的枪口下。

扎克认为迈克已经杀死了保罗，他要为父亲报仇。

争斗中苏珊摔倒在地，扎克的枪被打飞后夺路而逃。

苏珊在医院里治疗磕破的嘴唇，朱莉则听见迈克向警察隐瞒了扎克的谋杀企图。

迈克告诉朱莉，玛丽-爱丽丝和保罗是为了扎克才杀人的，就在这时警察的电话打断了他们的谈话 ——扎克死了。

迈克和苏珊匆忙赶到停尸房认尸，却发现那具尸体并不是扎克。

看着迈克如获重释的表情，苏珊突然明白了：扎克是他和迪尔德丽的儿子。

稍后，从震惊中恢复过来的苏珊告诉迈克，她为他有个孩子而感到高兴，但是为了让朱莉远离扎克，他们不能搬到一起住。

布丽告诉她的朋友们，哪怕是雷克斯的死也不能令她失态，何况她还要应对神经质的婆婆菲利斯。

菲利斯不停地向亲友们絮絮叨叨说着雷克斯婚前是多么幸福开朗，但与布丽的婚姻最终毁了他。

愤怒的布丽禁止菲利斯参加葬礼，幸好在儿女的调停下化解了矛盾。

葬礼上布丽发现雷克斯系着廉价领结，她抢下汤姆的领结亲手替尸体换上。

丽奈特在面试中尽力要给注重家庭观念的面试官妮娜留下好印象，但在紧接着的第二轮面试当天，汤姆摔伤了背部无法照看孩子。

丽奈特硬着头皮把婴儿带去面试，成功地展露了同时处理多项事务的超凡魄力。

约翰带着行李来到加布丽尔的门口，他要担负起照顾她和孩子的责任，加布丽尔仍在为他擅自公开了私情而发火，毫不留情地赶走了约翰。

加布丽尔和卡洛斯在监狱的探望室彼此责怪着对方，两人最终意识到自己都不是良善之辈，而值得欣慰的是：他们至少还很有钱。

绝望主妇第二季20

previously on Desperate housewives...previously:先前 desperate: 绝望的 housewife: 家庭主妇-Judge Grimshaw: I'm granting you temporary custody until we can get a straight answer from thebirth father.grant:授予 temporary:暂时的 custody:监护权 a straight answer:坦率的回答在从婴儿生父那里得到确切回复之前,赋予你们对婴儿的暂时监护权。

-Mary Alice Voiceover: Gabrielle got exactly what she wanted.exactly:正是，确切地Gabrielle得到了她想要的东西。

-Susan: If Edie doesn't know,then that means that you just cheated on her with me.cheat on:欺骗Edie不知道这事，不代表你没有背着她和我偷情。

-Mary Alice Voiceover: Susan got fooled again...fool:愚弄Susan又一次被骗了。

-Peter: I'm also a member of S.A.member:成员我也是SA的成员。

-Mary Alice Voiceover: And Bree got too much...而Bree发现了太多的-Peter: Sex addicts anonymous.sex:性 addict:耽溺者 anonymous:匿名的性爱互助者协会-Mary Alice Voiceover: rmation. Karl Mayer didn't pray often,information:信息 pray:祈祷太多的信息。

绝望的主妇第一季到第八季下载地址

绝望主妇1-1字幕

My name is Mary Alice Young.In this morning's paper,you may come across an articleabout the unusual day I had last week. Normally, there's never anythingnews worthy about my life,but that all changed last Thursday.Of course, everything seemedquite normal at first.I made Breakfast for my family.I performed my chores.I completed my projects.I ran my errands.In truth, I spent the dayas I spent every other day,quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection.That's why it was so astonishing whenI decided to go to my hallway closetand retrieve a revolverthat had never been used.My body was discoveredby my neighbor, Mrs. Martha Huber,who'd been startledby a strange popping sound.Her curiosity aroused,Mrs. Huber tried to think of a reasonfor dropping in on me unannounced. After some initial hesitation,she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before. [Screams]It's my neighbor. I think she's been shot. There's blood everywhere.Yes, you've got to send an ambulance. You've got to send one right now.And, for a moment, Mrs. Huberstood motionless in her kitchen,grief-strickenby this senseless tragedy.But only for a moment.If there was one thingMrs. Huber was known for,it was her ability to look on the bright side.I was laid to rest on a Monday.After the funeral,all the residents of Wisteria Lanecame to pay their respects.And, as people do in these situations, they brought food.Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken. Lynette had a great family recipefor fried chicken.She didn't cook muchwhile moving up the corporate ladder. She didn't have the time.But when her doctor announced she was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea. "Why not quit yourjob?""Kids do better with stay-at-home moms. It would be so much less stressful."But this was not the case.In fact, Lynette's lifehad become so hecticshe was now forced to get her chicken from the fast-food restaurant.Lynette would've appreciated the irony if she'd thought about it.But she didn't have the time.- Stop it, stop it, stop it.- But, Mom.No. You are going to behave today.I am not going to be humiliatedin front of the entire neighborhood. And, just so you knowhow serious I am...- What's that?- Santa's cell-phone number.How did you get that?I know someonewho knows someone who knows an elf. And if any of you acts up,so help me, I will call Santaand I will tell himyou want socks for Christmas.Are you willing to risk that?OK. Let's get this over with.Gabrielle Solis who lives down the block brought a spicy paella.Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a tastefor rich food......and rich men.Carlos, who worked in mergersand acquisitions,proposed on their third date. Gabrielle was touchedwhen tears welled up in his eyes.But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal. Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot. However, her relationship withher husband was considerably cooler. If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, mention how muchI paid for your necklace.Why not pin the receipt to my chest? He let me know what he paidfor his wife's convertible.- Just work it in.- There's no way I can.Why not? At the Donahue party everyone was talking mutual funds. You mentionedyou slept with half the Yankee outfield. It came upin the context of the conversation. People are staring.Keep your voice down.Absolutely. We wouldn't want themto think we're not happy.Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffinsshe baked from scratch.Bree was known for her cooking.And for making her own clothes.And for doing her own gardening.And for re-upholsteringher own furniture.Yes, Bree's many talents were known Through out the neighborhood. Everyone on Wisteria Lane thoughtof Bree as the perfect wife and mother. Everyone, that is,except her own family.Paul. Zachary.- Hello, Mrs. Van De Kamp.- You shouldn't have.It was no trouble. The basketwith the red ribbon is for your guests. The one with the blue ribbonis just for you and Zachary.It's got rolls, muffins,Breeakfast type things.Thank you.The least I could dowas give you a decent mealto look forward to in the morning.I know you'reout of your minds with grief.Yes, we are.I will needthe baskets back once you're done.Of course.Susan Mayer,who lives across the street,brought macaroni and cheese.Her husband, Karl,always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook and she rarely made it well. It was too salty the nightshe and Karl moved into their house.It was too watery the nightshe found lipstick on Karl's shirt.She burned it the night Karl told herhe was leaving her for his secretary.A year had passed since the divorce. Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life. Even one who wouldmake fun of her cooking.Mom, why wouldsomeone kill themselves?Well, sometimes people are so unhappy,they think that's the only wayto solve their problems.- Mrs. Young always seemed happy.- Yeah.Sometimes people pretend to be one way, when they're totally different inside.Like how Dad's girlfriend always says nice things, but we know she's a bitch.I don't like that word, Julie.But, yeah, that's a great example. [Man] You're welcome.[Julie] What's going on?Sorry I'm late.- Hi, Susan.- Hey.So what did Karl saywhen you confronted him?You'll love this, he said, "It doesn'tmean anything. It was just sex."Ah, yes, page oneof the philanderer's handbook.Then he got this Zen look on his faceand said, "You know,most men live livesof quiet desperation."- Tell me you punched him.- No. I said,"What do most women lead?Lives of noisy fulfillment?"- Good for you.- Did he have to bang his secretary?I had that woman to brunch.An erect penisdoesn't have a conscience.Even the limp ones aren't that ethical. This is why I joined the NRA.When Rex started going to those conferences,I wanted it in the back of his mindthat he had a wifewith a loaded Smith & Wesson. Lynnie, Tom's always away.Do you ever worry he might...?He's gotten me pregnant three times in four years.I wish he was having sexwith someone else.So, Susan,is he gonna stop seeing that woman?I don't know.I'm sorry, you guys, I just...I just don't knowhow I'm gonna survive this.Listen to me.We all have moments of desperation.If we can face them head-on, that's when we find out how strong we really are. [Far off] Susan.Susan.I was just sayingPaul wants us to go over on Friday.He needs us to helppack up Mary Alice's things.He can't face doing it by himself.- Sure. That's fine.- Are you OK?Yeah. I'm just so angry.If Mary Alice was having problems,she should've let us help her.What problems could she have had? She was healthy,had a great home, a nice family.Her life was...Our life.No. If Mary Alice was having a crisis,we'd have known.She lives 50 feet away,for God sakes.Gabby, the woman killed herself. Something must've been going on.- I wouldn't eat that if I were you.- Why?I made it. Trust me.Hey, hey, do you have a death wish? No, I just don't believe that anybody can screw up macaroni and cheese. Oh, my God.How did you...? It tastes likeit's burnt and undercooked.Yeah, I get that a lot. Here you go. Thanks. I'm Mike Delfino. I just started renting the Sims' house next door. Susan Mayer. I live across the street. Mrs. Huber told me about you.Said you illustrate children's books. Yeah, I'm very bigwith the under-five set.- [He laughs]- What do you do?Plumber. So if you ever have a clog... ...or something.Now that everybody's seenthat I brought something,I should probably just throw this out. - [Baby squeals]- Ow.Ease up, you little vampire. Lynette, I've been lookingall over for you.Are you awareof what your sons are doing? Cannonball!- [Boy] Stop!- [Boys cheer]What are you doing? We are at a wake. - You said we could go in the pool.- I said you could go by the pool. Yeah, we put 'em on ourselvesbefore we left.You three planned this? All right.That's it. Get out.- No.- No?I am your mother.You have to do what I say. Come on. We want to swim and you can't stop us! [Chatter][She groans]Here.- No!- Get out. Think I won't get in this pooland just grab you? Get out!Oh!Get over here.All right, give me your arm.You...Yah!That's right. Get over here.Go, go, go, go, go. Move it.Out. Get out.Paul, we have to leave now.Once again, I am so sorry for your loss. Go.Lynette shouldn't have beenso concerned about my husband.He had other things on his mind. Things below the surface.The morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbors quietly went backto their busy, busy lives.While some did their cooking......and some did their cleaning......and some did their yoga......others......did their homework.- Hi...- [dog barks]I'm Julie. I kicked my ballinto your backyard.Oh, OK. Well, let's go round and get it. - Stay.- [Dog growls]His wife died a year ago.In LA there were too many memories. He's renting for tax purposes,but hopes to buy soon.- I can't believe you went over there.- I saw you flirting.Now you know he's single,you can ask him out.Julie, I like Mr. Delfino, I do.I just... I don't knowif I'm ready to date yet.You need to get back out there. Howlong has it been since you've had sex? - Are you mad I asked you that?- No, I'm trying to remember.I don't want to talk to youabout my love life.I wouldn't have said anything. Just... What?I heard Dad's girlfriend askif you'd dated anyone since the divorce. And Dad said he doubted it.And then they both laughed.[Dog barks]Hey, Susan.Hi, Mike. I brought youa house-warming gift.I should've broughtsomething by earlier.- Actually, you're the first to stop by.- Really?- Susan knew she was lucky.- Well...An eligible bachelorhad moved on to Wisteria Laneand she was the first to find out.She also knew that good news...- Hello there....travels quickly.Edie Britt was the most predatory divorce in a five-block radius.Her conquests were numerous. Varied.And legendary.[Priest] Wh... Ah!Hi, Susan. I hope I'm not interrupting. You must be Mike Delfino.Hi, I'm Edie... Britt.I live over there.Welcome to Wisteria Lane.Susan had met the enemy.And she was a slut.Thank you. What's this?Sausage puttanesca.It's just something I threw together. Well, thanks, Edie. That's... great. I'd invite you in,but I was in the middle of something. - I'm late for an appointment.- I just wanted to say hi.And just like that,the race for Mike Delfino had begun. For a moment, Susanwondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain friendly.Oh, Mike, I heard you're a plumber. But she was reminded thatwhen it came to men...Could you stop by laterand take a look at my pipes?...women don't fight fair.- Sure.Thanks.Bye, Susan.- You can't order me around.- Gabrielle.No, no. I'm not going.Tanaka expectseveryone to bring their wives.Every time I'm around that man,he tries to grab my ass.I made over 200,000doing business with him last year.If he wants to grab your ass, let him. [Wind chimes]- John.- Ow!Mr. Solis, you scared me.Why is that bush there?You were supposed to dig it up.- I didn't have time.- I don't want excuses.Just take care of it.I really hate the way you talk to me. And I hate that I spent $15,000on your diamond necklaceyou couldn't live without.But I'm learning to deal with it. So can I tell Tanaka we'll be there tomorrow? John, we have bandagestop shelf in the kitchen.Thanks, Mrs. Solis.Fine, I'll go.But I'm keeping my back pressed against the wall the entire time.See, now this is whata marriage is all about. Compromise.- Is your finger OK?- Yeah, it's just a small cut.Let me see. Mmm.You know, Mrs. Solis,I really like it when we hook up,but, um, you know,I got to get my work done and......I can't afford to lose this job.This table was hand-carved.Carlos had it imported from Italy.It cost him $2,000.You want to do iton the table this time?Absolutely.[Gentle classical music]Why can't we ever have normal soup? Danielle, there is nothing abnormal about basil purse.Once, can we have a souppeople have heard of?- Like French onion or navy bean?- Your father can't eat onions.He's deathly allergic. And I won't even dignify your navy bean suggestion. So, how's the osso buco?- It's OK.- It's OK?I spent three hours cooking this meal. How do you think it feels when you say, "It's OK" in that sullen tone?Who asked you to spend three hourson dinner?Excuse me?Tim Harper's mom gets home from work, pops open a can of pork and beans,and they're eating, everyone's happy.- You'd rather I served pork and beans? - Apologize now, I beg.I'm saying do you always have to serve cuisine? Can't we just have food?- Are you doing drugs?- What?Change in behavioris a warning signand you have been as fresh as paintfor the last six months.It explains why you're alwaysin the bathroom.- That is not what he's doing.- Shut up.Mom, I'm not the onewith the problem here.You're the one acting likeshe's running for Mayor of Stepford. Rex... seeing thatyou're the head of this household,I'd appreciate you saying something. Pass the salt?Three days after my funeral,Lynette replaced her griefwith a much more useful emotion. Indignation.Tom, this is my fifth messageand you still haven't called me back. You must be having a lot of fun onyour business trip. I can only imagine. Guess what, the kids and Iwant to have some fun too,so unless you call me back by noon,we're getting a plane and joining you. - Mom.- Not now. Mommy's threatening Daddy. - Mom.- No, I...- Where are your brothers?- Noodles, my favorite.- Lynette Scavo?- [Under her Breeath] Crap.Natalie Klein. I don't believe it.- Lynette. How long has it been?- Years. How are you? How's the firm? - Good. Everyone misses you.- Yeah.We all say, if you hadn't quityou'd be running the place by now. Yeah, well.So how's domestic life?Don't you just love being a mom?And there it was. The questionthat Lynette always dreaded.Well, to be honest...For those who asked it,only one answer was acceptable.So Lynette respondedas she always did. She lied.It's the best job I've ever had. [Gasps]- You know what I don't get?- What?Why you married Mr. Solis.Well, he promised to give me everything I've ever wanted.- And did he?- Yes.Then why aren't you happy?Turns out I wanted all the wrong things. So do you love him?I do.So then why are we here?Why are we doing this?Because I don't wantto wake up one morningwith a sudden urgeto blow my brains out.- Hey, can I have a drag?- Absolutely not.You are much too young to smoke. How would you feel if I used your child support payments for plastic surgery? Stop being nervous. You're just asking him to dinner. No big deal.You're right.So is that your project for school? In fifth grade I madethe White House out of sugar cubes. Stop stalling and go. BeforeMike figures out he can do better. Tell me againwhy I fought for custody of you.- You were using me to hurt Dad.- Oh, that's right.Oh, God.- Hi.- Hey, Susan.- Are you busy?- No, not at all. What's up?Well, I... I just, uh,was wondering if......if there was any chancethat you, uh......I just wanted to ask if...- Edie.- Hey, there, Susan.- What are you...?- I was making ambrosia.And I made too much so I thoughtI'd bring some over to Mike.- What's going on?- Susan was gonna ask me something. Uh...- I have a clog.- Excuse me?- And you're a plumber, right?- Yeah.- The clog's in the pipe.- Yeah, that's usually where they are. - Well, I've got one.- OK. Let me get my tools.Now? You want to come over now? You have company.I don't mind.Just give me two minutes.I'll be right over.[Squeals quietly][Breeathes heavily]That's it.- Stuff the hair down.- I stuffed it.- It's not enough to clog it.- Here. Here. Look.Put in this peanut butter.And this cooking oil.- Mom...- And these olives.- It's not working.- [Doorbell]Oh, God. That's him.How am I gonna stop up the sink? Well, here's your problem.Somebody stuffeda bunch of Popsicle sticks down here.I've told Julie a million times not toplay in the kitchen. Kids, you know.I'll go put in your orders and I'll beback with your plates for the salad bar. Thank you.Andrew, Danielle, napkins. Thank you. They have video games. Can we go play until our food gets here?- This is family time. I think...- Go ahead and play.I know you think I'm angryabout coming here, but I'm not.The kids wanted a change of pace, something fun.I get it. They'll want something healthier tomorrow, though.- I'm thinking chicken saltimbocca.- I want a divorce.I just can't live in this......this detergent commercial anymore. The salad bar's there.Help yourself.Thank you.Um, I think I'll go getyour salad for you.- Bree Van De Kamp.- Oh, hello, Mrs. Huber.We didn't get a chance to talkat Mary Alice's wake. How are you doing? Bree longed to share the truth about her husband's painful betrayal. But sadly for Bree,admitting defeat was not an option. Great. Everything is just great.I got you the honey mustard dressing. The ranch looked a little bit suspect. Are we gonna talk about what I said?If you think I'll discussmy marriage in a placewith rest-rooms labeled "Chicks"and "Dudes", you're out of your mind. - What's in this?- What do you mean? It's salad.- With... with onions.- What?- You put onions in my salad.- No I didn't.Oh, wait.[Digging]The sound that awakened my son was something he'd heard only once before. Many years agowhen he was quite young.But he recognized it instantly. [Grunts]It was the sound of a family secret. [Grunts]Seven days after my funeral,life on Wisteria Lanefinally returned to normal.Which, for some of my friends,was unfortunate.- Mommy, Mommy!- Now what?- Daddy's home!- [Boys cheer]Come on! Hey, is anybody home?- Hey!- Hey!I wasn't expecting you for a week.I have to go back to 'Friscoin the morning.But I got your call.You sounded frazzled.Yeah.- It's been a little rough.- Hi. Yeah. Peaches.Did you buy us any presents?Oh, God, presents.Wait up. Let me see.- Ohhh!- Yeah!But I'm not giving it to you unless you promise to go outside right nowand practise throwing for 20 minutes. - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!- Punks. Get out!Who's open? Go out.Deeper. Deeper. Touchdown!Oh, my God.Oh, no.You got to be kidding. I'm exhausted.I look terrible. I'm covered in peaches. - I'm sorry, baby. I got to have you.- Well, is it OK if I just lie here?- Absolutely.- [She laughs]- I love you.- I love you more... Oh, baby.Wait.I was having trouble with swelling. The doctor took me off the pill.Put on a condom.- A condom?- Yeah.What's the big deal? Let's risk it.- Let's risk it?- Yeah.- I can't believe you tried to kill me. - Yes, well, I feel badly about that. Mrs. Huber came over and I got distracted. It was a mistake.- Since when do you make mistakes? - What does that mean?It means I'm sick of youbeing so damn perfect all the time. I'm sick of the bizarre wayyour hair doesn't move.I'm sick of you making our bed in the morning before I've used the bathroom. You're this plastic suburban housewife, with her pearls and spatula,who says things like"We owe the Hendersons a dinner." Where's the woman I fell in love with... ...who used to burn the toastand drink milk out of the carton?And laugh.I need her. Not this cold,perfect thing you've become.These need water.Bree sobbed quietlyin the restroom for five minutes,but her husband never knew. Because when Bree finally emerged... ...she was perfect.- I found my earrings. We can go now. - Was John here today?Well, yeah.The lawn hasn't been mowed. I'vehad it. We're getting a real gardener.- Why?- Are you deaf?I just said he's not doing his job.It's dark. You just can't seethe lawn has been mowed.- It hasn't. Feel this grass.- I'm not feeling the grass.Let's just get going.Come on, we're late.- Take care of it.- Yes, sir.There's Tanaka.Time for me to go and do my dance. Good luck, sweetheart.You see that man just walked away? Can you make sure he has a drinkin his hand all night long?Yes, ma'am.[Squeals]Mm.- Susan? Susan!- Mrs. Huber, how are you doing?Not too well, I'm afraid. I'm trying to find something to soothe my stomach. - It's upset?- Yeah.I had the worst macaroni and cheese at the wake. It's been running through me. And I need to be at my best. EdieBritt's son is spending the night.He's spending the night?Edie is having a gentleman friendover for dinner,and I think she plans onentertaining into the wee hours,if you know what I mean.Oh, here's some antacid.Have you ever tried this?I can't believe it.This can't be happening.Mike can't like Ediebetter than me.You don't know what's going on. Maybe they're just having dinner.You're right. They're doing it.Edie?Edie?Hello? Anybody home?I need to borrow sugar.[# Marvin Gaye: Let's Get It Onplays on stereo][Edie] Oh, my God!Oh, yes! Give it to me!And just like that,the possibility Susan had clung to,the maybe of Mike Delfino,was gone forever.[Sighs]00:7:54,205 --> 00:7:56,867And despite the precariousnessof her situation,Susan took a moment to mourn her loss. [Gasps] Oh. [blows]Oh! Oh![Squeals]It didn't take Susan long to realize, this was just not her night.[Edie] Is somebody out there?- [Smoke alarm]- Oh, my God! That's smoke! [Sirens][Two-way radio]Oh, my God.She left candles unattended in the den. Paramedic said she was lucky.She could've been killed. [Lynette] She ran out with nothing on. - She was having sex with some guy.- What happened to him?He got smoke inhalation.He's at the hospital.Oh.Susan, are you all right?You look awful.I'm fine. I'm fine.I just, uh, feel really bad for Edie. Oh, honey, don't worry about Edie. She's a strong lady.Absolutely. She'll get through this. She'll find a way to survive.We all do.Come on.- Wow! What happened?- Mike!And suddenly there he was.Like a phoenix rising from the ashes. I... I thought you were... uh...Where were you?I just got back from the movies.Edie had a fire, huh?Yeah. Yeah, but she's fine now. Everything's fine now.And just like that, Susan was happy. Life was suddenly full of... possibilities.Not to mentiona few unexpected surprises.- Hello.- It's me.- Have anything yet?- No, nothing yet.But don't worry.I'm definitely getting closer.I brought some champagne.I thought we should have a toast.The next day my friends came together to pack away my clothes,my personal belongingsand what was left of my life.All right, ladies, lift 'em up.To Mary Alice,a good friend and neighbor. Wherever you are,we hope you've found peace.- To Mary Alice.- To Mary Alice.Let's get this show on the road.You guys,check out Mary Alice's clothes.Size eight? Ha!She always told me she was a size six. - We found the skeleton in her closet. - Not quite, Gabrielle, not quite.- What's that?- A letter addressed to Mary Alice. How ironic.To have something I tried so desperately to kep secret, treated so casually.- What are you doing? That's private.- It's open. What's the big deal?- What does this mean?- Don't know. Check out the postmark. Oh, my God. She got it the day she died. Do you think this is why she...?I'm so sorry, girls. I never wanted youto be burdened with this.Oh, Mary Alice, what did you do?。

绝望主妇第二季23

Previously on "Desperate Housewives"previously: 先前 desperate: 绝望的 housewife: 家庭主妇-McCluskey: She packed up the kids and the puppy and left.pack up: 打包 kid: 孩子 puppy: 小狗她带着孩子和宠物一起出走了。

-Tom: Packed 'em up? Why?‘em=them:他们整理行李? 为什么? --McCluskey: She followed you to Atlantic City. She knows about your other woman.follow: 跟随 know about: 知道她跟踪你到亚特兰大。

她已经知道你有其他女人了。

-Mary Alice Voiceover: Things went from bad. . .事情从糟糕的地步发展到-Sergeant: Put your hands where I can see 'em.把你的手举到我们看得见的地方。

-Mary Alice Voiceover:. . . to considerably worse.considerably: 非常地无法收拾的局面。

-Paul: Oh, man, she's good.她太阴险了。

-Doctor: Looks like the insemination was successful.insemination: 受精 successful: 成功的看来这次人工受精很成功。

-Mary Alice Voiceover: And even the good news. . .甚至好消息. . .-Carlos: She's the priority now. She's the mother of my child.priority: 优先她现在是家里最重要的人她是我孩子的母亲。

绝望主妇第二季2-20集的英文字幕

Why on earth would you let them finger paint before breakfast? It’s my job to clean that up now, so it’s my call. Some households reserved roles. Let’s give this another shot. Some old fame was put out. You want me back? It has to be something you’re ingesting. Who prepares your meals?I understand you’ve been having some marital problems. And while some learn to forgive, others could not bring themselves to forget their past. D got pregnant before I went to jail. Z is your son, isn’t he?The remarkable thing about Danny Farrell was that he had only been a paperboy for six months, and in that time, he had become the enemy of every woman on Wisteria Lane. If there was a puddle on someone’s property, he found it. If a new rosebush had just been planted, he destroyed it. If a cat was enjoying a moment in the sun, he ended it. People wondered if Danny would ever change. They should have talked to Susan Mayer. She could have told them obnoxious boys tend to become obnoxious men, just like the one she had been married to. Karl, I see you. Just stop right there. What are you doing? I’m just getting the paper. That’s Edie’s paper, and this is Edie’s house. Do we have to do this now? I haven’t had my coffee yet. Did you spend the night with Edie? Susie, just calm down. You are forbidden from ever seeing her again. Do you hear me? Forbidden! We’re divorced. You can’t tell me who I can date. I live on this street. Your daughter lives on this street. I will not have you flaunting your sexcapades in front of us. Sexcapades? Forbidden! I would love to continue this, but it’s time for breakfast, and Edie is making me a frittata. I just bet she is. I gotta to tell you. Now is not a good time, Danny. You’re a month behind in your payments. I’ll take care of it, I promise. My dad says, if you read something and don’t pay for it, that’s the same as stealing. Can we talk about this later? I just found out my ex is dating my neighbor, and I really ticked off. Save it! I provide you a service, and I deserve to be paid for that service. Yes, the women of Wisteria Lane believe Danny Farrell to be the enemy. Deadbeat! They also believed the enemy of my enemy is my friend.Beautiful lawns, spacious homes, happy families, these are the hallmarks of suburbia, but if you look beneath the veneer of gracious living, you’ll see a battle raging----a battle for control. You see the combatants everywhere engaged in their routine skirmishes. Go out here. Fighting fiercely to have domination over the world around them, all the while knowing it’s a battle they’ll lose. Just stick that anywhere. I’ll take care of it. It’s really piling up. Don’t worry. I have a system. Really? Yeah, every two days, I clean. Two days. Yeah, I let the mess accumulate for two days,and then I clean until it’s sparking, and then, the cycle starts all over again. And why have I never the sparking part? Well, because by the time you get home from work, the boys have messed everything up again. See? That’s what I would call a flaw in the system. What are you doing? I think I’m asking you to clean the house. Because it sounds to me like you’re criticizing me. I’m not saying it has to be sparking. How many times did I come home to a mass and I never said a word? Please, don’t take this the wrong way. I think you are doing a terrific job, but let’s be clear. When you came home, it was to clutter. I mean, come on, this is more than that.Look at him, just chatting away. So inconsiderate. Phyllis, we’ve only been waiting her for two minutes. I told you when we left the house that I needed to eat. I have a low blood sugar. Do you wanna see me keel over? No, in theory. Here you are. By the way, I heard about you husband’s passing. I’m so sorry. D was one of my favorite customers, truly. That’s very sweet of you. I’m not just being polite. How are you feeling? We’re holding up as best we can under the circumstances. I’m sorry. This is Rex’s mother, Phyllis. I’m so sorry about your son. You know, the hardest thing is to lose a child. I can’t even imagine. Come on, Phyllis. Let’s get you something to eat. We had no warning. I was doing dishes when I got the call. Phyllis, there are people waiting, so come on. Excuse me. I’m so sorry, but my son just passed away. I mean I was telling p here. My life is over. My life is over.This is ridiculous, you know that? Pen. Don’t you think I have better things to do than to bring your checks every day, checks that I could be signing at home? This one’s dry. You know, taking away my access to our account, that’s just vindictive. Do you know how long it takes me to schlep out here to this hellhole? Exactly. It’s the only I can guarantee you’ll come and visit me. That’s ridiculous. You’re my husband. I love you. Obviously, I would come visit. I thought it was obvious that when you love someone, you wouldn’t have an affair. I was wrong, wasn’t I? I’m getting really tired of this song, Carlos. Isn’t it about time you forgave me? You want my forgiveness, you got it. My trust that you’re gonna have to earn. Be careful, Carlos. Up until now, I’ve been really lonely in that big bed of ours, but when you’re rude to me, it makes me wanna be not so lonely. Comments like that are exactly why you’ll never again have access to my money. Why all rich men are jerks? The same reason all beautiful women are bitches. So same time tomorrow?What do you mean, you know? I mean, I know. What are you saying, that your father actuallytold you he was gonna be having a one night stand with Edie Britt? This wasn’t a one night stand. He’s been going out with Ms. Britt for a few months now. How could you not tell me that? We share everything. That’s what we’re known for. That’s our thing. Because I knew you’d wig out. Besides, haven’t you always told me to respect people’s privacy? Oh, I’ve never applied that concept to your father’s sex life. And you know it. Are you done? I have not even begun ripping into Edie Britt yet. Oh, that peroxide vulture. Just know as sure as I am standing here that went after your dad just to tick me off. Wrong again. What? He asked her out. You lie. It’s true. He called her for a date six months ago. The day after my birthday party. The one at the piano bar? What is it? Your father just came over that day and told me some stuff. You know some stuff that I haven’t and can’t tell you. Wait. Whatever happened to “we share everything”? Isn’t that our thing, what we’re known for? Actually, I think what we’re known for is sharing clothes. I think that’s our thing.Why does he keep doing that? He knows it’s annoying. He’s just trying to get to us. Yeah, well, it’s working. Knock it off, down here, du you hear what I’m saying? Sit down! You know we don’t talk to him. That’s part of his punishment. How can you just sit there hour after hour and listen that? Well, that’s part of mine.Carlos, what is this big emergency? I had to cancel my hair appointment with E today. What is it? I’m completely freaked out. Why? There’s this guy, his name is R and he’s been saying some stuff to me, and I’m getting worried. You and your macho pride. Just tell him you’re flattered, but you don’t swing that way. He’s not hitting on me, you idiot, he’s threatening me. Really? How? He said he’s gonna beat me up unless I come up with some money. Well, how much money? $7,000. Keep your voice down! Why would he think you have that kind of money? Because yesterday, in a visiting room filled with criminals, my wife referred to me as a rich man. That’s why I needed you to bring the checkbook. He’s actually willing to take a check? You’re gonna take the money to his girlfriend and if she doesn’t get it by tomorrow, I’m screwed. I think this is a mistake. If we give in to extortion, the guy’s just gonna keep coming back for more money. What choice do I have? You’re a strong guy. You went to college on an athletic scholarship, for god sakes. Yeah, it was for golf.You have all my pants. Yeah, I know. Come on in. I thought when I took my stuff back to my house I go everything. Oh, it’s fine. They’re in the garage. So how have you been doing? I’m good.I got a question for you. Sure, what is it? Where are we now? Where are we? We’re not moving in together and we’re not broken up, so where are we? I don’t know. Since the guy who held me hostage turned out to be your son, I think logic dictates that I should move on. The problem is I’m crazy about you. So I’m thinking we should keep it casual. What the hell does that mean, exactly, casual? I don’t think there’s anything wrong with us seeing a movie once in a while. A movie. Is that it? Jogging? There’s no law against jogging. Anything else? Shopping. That’s casual. That’s fun. Anything else we can do? Anything at all? Mmm, brunch. Brunch would be nice. Sounds good to me.All I can do is take it one day at a time. Thanks so much for calling. Who was that? Oh, someone named AH. My electrician? Why were you on the phone sobbing to my electrician? He called to offer you his condolences. Then why didn’t you put me on? We got to talking, and then he had to go. He had some very beautiful things to say about Rex. Don’t you worry about dehydration? Are you saying that I am too emotional? I’m saying that even Italians take a break now and again. My son is dead, I’m grieving. So am I, but no one would ever know it with your incessant caterwauling. People want to know what I’m doing, but the minute they ask, you jump into the spotlight and they forget all about me. I need consoling too, Phyllis. Have you ever thought of that? I’m sorry. It won’t happen again. Of course, if you didn’t constantly suppress your emotions, people wouldn’t forget to console you. Excuse me? Well, it’s true. You’re stoic to the point of being cold. I am not cold; I just don’t like public displays of emotion. Well, that’s fine. But people wonder why they haven’t seen you cry. I mean, some people actually wonder if you truly mourn Rex. People have said that? A few, yes.Excuse me, I’m looking for R. Hi, are you Rita? Yeah, who are you? I’m Gabrielle Solis. Our husbands are roommates at the prison. R and I aren’t married. I see, your boyfriend asked my husband to give this to you. It’s a sort of favor. It’s all there. $7,000. Son of a bitch! Don’t even think about it. Is there a problem? Let me ask you a problem? This might seem kind of weird, but what do you think of my breasts? Excuse me? I mean, how do they look to you? They’re nice. Thank you. I like them, too. You’re right. That was weird. You have no idea what this money is for, do you? You seem to have everything you need. R wants me to get a boob job. He wants them bigger. He’s obsessed with huge breasts. So are you gonna do it? I told them if he came up with the cash, I would. I just never thought the mourn would actually come up with it. Now that it’s anyof my business, but it’s your body. I wouldn’t change anything unless I really wanted to do. But if I don’t do it, he’ll leave me. He’s in jail. How far is he gonna go? Maybe it’s time you stood up for yourself. Tell him you don’t the surgery. It’s worth a shot. There you go. I am so proud of you.When L went back to work, she was aware her new job would be demanding. What she hadn’t anticipated was the night shift. I thought I hear you come in about an hour ago. I did. I had to load the dishwasher. You didn’t have to do that. Yeah, I sorta did. I’ve just fallen behind on my housework. I just had so many errands to run today. But I’ll make up for it tomorrow, okay? I promise. That’s the beauty of my system. It’s flexible. You know, for the sake of our marriage, please don’t mention the system again. I said I’m sorry. What in the world? Don’t touch that. Penny had a little spitty-uppy on the sheets. And you didn’t change them? The towel is very clean. That’s disgusting. It’s just a little milky spit up on the sheets. Please, I made a judgment call. Please respect that. I can’t respect that, and do you know why? It’s stupid. I’m gonna get new sheets. We are not changing the sheets. Why are you yelling at me? I am not yelling at you and this is not about spit up. Of course it is. No, it isn’t. It’s about control. And as you and I both know, you have some issues in this area. Why are you fighting so hard to sleep on baby vomit? I am fighting for a principle. Being too lazy to change the sheets is not a principle. You know what? You’re not gonna win this one. So you’d better just crawl back into bed and let’s go to sleep. I’m gonna change the sheets! No, you come on. Just get up! Get up! That’s it! All right, fine! Normally L would have spent a sleepless night telling her she didn’t have control issues. But she couldn’t. She was too busy figuring out how to bend Tom to her will. Hello? Welcome come to the Promised Land. Good job!Betty? Betty, can I ask you a question? Of course. It’s Susan, right? I was just wondering, are you having some remodeling done on your house or something? No. why? Well, I work at home, so I’m home a lot working. And I just keep hearing these noises lately. It’s hard to concentrate. Well, I haven’t noticed anything. It sounds like it’s coming from your house. You know, it’s like a clanging. There, that was it! Did you hear it? Matthew’s very handy. He’s always doing projects around the house. I guess I just don’t notice the noise anymore. Even at 2:00 in the morning? Because that’s kind of hard to miss. I’m so sorry. Matthew is something of an insomniac, Susan. But I will talk to him, and we will put a stop to it. Afternoon, Mrs. Mayer. Well, it was nice chatting with you, Susan.This is my third phone call, F. And if someone doesn’t call me back soon, I’m going to be irritated. Is everything all right? That Darn Insurance Company is dragging its heels on paying Rex’s policy, and I don’t understand why. Well, he died unexpectedly. And that brings up a lot of questions. It’s probably easier when people are just diseased. Probably. I’m sorry. Am I interrupting? No, not at all. I saw you walk in, and I’ve been meaning to call since the service, but work’s been so crazy. So how are you doing? I’m all right. Well, you look amazing. Do I? Absolutely. I can’t imagine what you’re going through. You’re going to have to stop that. I can’t help it. When people talk about Rex, I just get emotional. I’m very sorry for your loss, too, Phyllis. He was my firstborn. I don’t know what I will do without him. I’m so sorry. Is she gonna be okay? Sure. Hold on a second. Here we go. Feel better? Lynette, you were saying? I forgot. That’s all right. It was really sweet of you to stop by. So are we ready to order or do you need a little more time?I’ve been in the insurance industry for 15 years. I’ve never received a phone call like this. I’m having second thoughts about Rex’s death. I’ve known Rex and Bree for nearly 20 years. And I’ve never had any reason to suspect they were anything but a happy, loving couple, which is why this seems so strange. I found it in Rex’s room after he coded. I forgive you?George, what are you doing here? I’m here to kidnap you. What? Get your purse. I’m gonna tale you bowling or to the movies or for a frozen yogurt. I don’t know how to bowl. Whatever you want. I just couldn’t. I’m sure you haven’t gone anywhere in weeks. You gotta get out and do things. It’ll help. Trust me. I do. I’m just not ready yet. But it was very sweet of you to think of me. Well, you know, I tried. And I appreciate that. It’s all right. Let it out.You want me to die in here, don’t you? Carlos, what happened? What do you mean, “What happen?” You talked R out of taking the money. Is that what R said? Yeah, the subject came up in between kidney punches. Well, it’s not my fault. She didn’t want the money. Why she wouldn’t want $7,000? Because it’s for a boob job. So her boobs are fine. And, honestly, what he’s doing to her self-esteem is just cruel. I feel sorry for her. Please, you don’t care about her self-esteem any more than I do. You just didn’t want to give up all that money. Well, I do think it’s silly to give someone $7,000 if they don’t want it. Listen, you’re gonna go back there, you’re gonna put that money in R’s hands, and you’re gonna convince her that life is not worth living unless she has jugs the size of Texas. Do I make myself clear? I just realized R and I have a lot in common.Please don’t tell me you have low-esteem because if I laugh now, I’m gonna crack the one good rib that I have left. We are both controlled by our husbands, which is idiotic because they’re both behind bars. We should have all the power. I am not trying to control you. I just don’t wanna end up in the morgue. This isn’t about that. Gabrielle, the morphine’s wearing off. I really don’t have time for these games. Me either, Carlos. And if you expect me to go back and sweet talk her into getting the operation, I can’t show up empty-handed. Fine, bring me the checkbook. I’ll make out a check for some cash. See I was thinking I’d be writing the checks. Careful, Carlos, you’re not in a position to argue.How much do you hate me? Karl said that you know all about our dirty little secrets. Yes, I do. Well, I feel awful. I should have told you that I was doing your ex. Well, it would’ve been the classy thing to do. Well, etiquette is a lost art for a lot of people. You’ve gotta believe me, I never, ever thought anything would happen with us. But on our first date, Karl took me to a Mexican restaurant. You know what I get like when I drink tequila. A couple of shooters and my bra unhook itself. Circumstances beyond your control, I get it. So if you’ll excuse me. I am offering you an opportunity here. I mean, go ahead vent. Let me have it. Come on; tell me what a bitch I am for snacking on your leftovers. I deserve it. Come on, bring it on. Honestly, Edie, I don’t mind. You can skate off into the sunset with Karl. Be my guest. Well, that’s good to know. I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but while we were in my Jacuzzi last tonight, Karl said it was the best sex he’s ever had. Bar none. Actually, I’m glad that you shared that, because here’s a tidbit here. Karl said he’s still in love with me. Edie, what are you doing? You are a lying liar. We’re in the middle of the street. Would you get out of here? Karl never said that. Okay, Karl asked me to get back together the day after Julie’s birthday. I said no, which I’guessing is the reason for the now legendary tequila bra-popping incident. Please let go. Oh, no, we are not finished here. Yes, we are. I’m gonna go. You don’t have the guts. In five minutes, I’m gonna punch it. I’ll key your car! Not if you’re sucking my exhaust, you won’t. Take back what you said! No, I won’t. Admit it; you’d do anything to destroy my happiness! Why would I care if you end up with a man I despise? Because you and Mike are finished. Yeah, word’s out. And now that you can’t be happy, you don’t want anyone else to be, period. Edie, come back here! We’re not finished yet! It was an accident, Karl. Edie knows it was an accident, tight? She knows you could’ve killed her. As it is, she’s got a shattered tibia. I sent roses. Did she get the roses? Yep, she cut herself on the thorns. Why’d youtell Edie about our little conversation? Well, she was gloating about sleeping with you, and I just wanted to shut her up. So you were jealous? It’s just we were married, and she’s trying to make this tawdry little affair you guys have going on par with that. It’s just I got mad. Susan, you remember the morning you saw me with Edie’s paper? Well, the night before, I had asked her if she’d like to live together. And she said yes. Just give me a moment. I’m asking God to kill me. Look, she’s fun. She goes with the flow. You know, at this time in my life, I need that. Are you in love with her? Would you care if I were? I want you to be happy. I even sort of want Edie to be happy. But what? I wanna be happy first. Mike and I were supposed to move in together, you know? This was supposed to be my time. I heard you and the plumper were having problems. Is it over? I don’t know. It’s really complicated. So you never answered my question. Are you in love with her? But I can promise you this much I have never loved another woman the way I loved you. You walked out on me. Yeah, but look how far I got. I’m just up the street.Thank god, you’re home. What’s wrong? Daddy found a rat. Oh, did he now? I’m home. How was your day? It was good, but more importantly, how was yours? Parker told you about the rat, huh? Oh, my god, it was so disgusting. I came down the steps, and there it was, sitting on the counter, eating a leftover grilled cheese sandwich. The sandwich from yesterday? Yes, the house has been too messy. Obviously, my system has some kinks in it. But check it out. I got my act together. I take it you take the rat outside? Oh, no, I smashed it with a shovel. You killed it? Not with the first blow. Disgusting. Little guy. I just wanted to say I’m really sorry about what happened with the shovel. Neither one of us saw that coming. I know it’s not much consolation, but you really helped my marriage. That’s a lot for a little rat to accomplish in one lifetime. Well, it’s getting late, so that’s off to you.So you’d say the abuse started a few years into your marriage? Maybe it started so slowly, I didn’t realize what was happening. He’d slap me over some little problem. But he’d always apologize. Then it got worse. And one day, eight years ago, my son spilled soda on our new carpet. Before I could move to protect him, V had knocked him on the ground and began kicking him. I wanted to protect my baby, but I didn’t get there in time. What happened to your son? He died. I came across one of his baby pictures last weekend. That’s when the nightmares started again. The last doctor I saw said that I needed to let go of my guilt, and then I would start sleeping again. Of course, that’s easier said than done. And I am getting so tired. I’m gonna start you on nitrazepam.That should do the trick. Thank you. I certainly hope your husband was punished for what he did. There was retribution. I made sure of that.Where were you off to? I’m going to see Rex’s lawyer. We’re going to go over some details involving Rex’s will. Obviously, I’m just mortified over slapping you. I’ve just been in a weird place since Rex’s death, but that’s no excuse. No need to apologize. You’re family. All’s forgiven. It’s been a difficult time for all of us. I totally understand. You don’t want to be late for your meeting about Rex’s will. Claims. This is J. Could I speak to someone about the dead benefits for Rex van De Kamp, please? This is his mother. We’ve already spoken to his wife several times. We are moving as quickly as we can. Are you aware that my daughter-in-law has a boyfriend? I’m listening.Control, it’s extraordinary the tactics people employ to obtain it. Some rely on deception, while others engage in outright trickery. Then there are those who resort to extortion. Why do we fight so hard for control? Because we know to lose it is to put our fate in the hands of others. And what could be more dangerous?。

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Previously on Desperate Housewivespreviously: 以前 desperate: 绝望的 housewife: 家庭主妇前情回顾…-Noah: I'm gonna die,and I'd like to know what happened to my daughter before I do.gonna=going to: 将要我就要死了,在那之前我想弄清我女儿,到底是怎么死的。

-Mary Alice: When it comes to wisteria lane,there are old crimes...new crimes...come to: 涉及，谈到 crime: 犯罪一提到紫藤街旧案...新案...-Betty: as soon as it gets dark,we get rid of that body.get rid of: 去除天一黑，我们就把尸体处理掉。

-Mary Alice: And crimes that are happening...right under everyone's nose.under one's nose: 在某人鼻子底下【公然】还有接二连三的事故...就在所有人眼皮下。

-Edie: I'm thinking it's the Applewhites.我猜是Applewhite一家。

-Mary Alice: Jim Halverson was aware that he had little tooffer a woman.aware: 意识到 offer: 向…求婚Jim Halverson意识到自己不怎么有女人缘。

He was neither rich, nor smart, nor handsome.nor:【用以强调前面的否定或继续否定】也不 smart: 聪明的 handsome: 英俊的他既不富有,也不睿智，更谈不上英俊。

-Susan: Are you Jim? I am Susan Mayer.你是Jim么？我是Susan Mayer。

-Jim: Oh!奥！-Mary Alice: So when his friends set him up on a blind date with a beautiful stranger?set up: 建立 blind date: (由第三方安排的)男女间初次见面 stranger: 陌生人所以每当他的朋友为他安排和一个美丽的陌生女郎约会。

-Jim: Wow! You're so much hotter than Vicky said you would be. How old are ya?hot: 热的【身材棒的】 ya=you: <口语>你你可比Nikki形容的性感多了。

敢问芳龄？-Susan: How old do you think I am?你觉得呢？-Mary Alice: Jim made the tragic decision to try to be funny.tragic: 悲剧性的 decision: 决定 funny: 滑稽的Jim做了个悲哀的决定—试图表现幽默。

-Jim: Not a day over fifty.我猜没过50。

-Susan: Why don…t we get our table?咱们去找张桌位吧？-Jim: Well, that was funny because you're so obviously not fifty, so that…s why I said fifty, it…s absurd.obviously: 明显地 absurd: 荒唐的呃..不是..我是开玩笑呢，因为你显然没到50岁，所以我才说50，所以很荒谬。

-Mary Alice:Jim did everything he could to get Susan Mayer to laugh. He tried racial humor.racial: 种族的 humor: 幽默的Jim竭尽所能想博得佳人一笑。

他尝试了种族笑话。

-Jim: So guess what time Chinese people go to the dentist? Two thirty! Get it? Tooth hurty.dentist: 牙医猜猜中国人什么时候看牙医？明白了么？ tooth-hurty(牙疼)Two thirty. Tooth-hurty. I love that.哈哈哈，逗死了。

-Mary Alice:He tried to be engaging risqué.engage: 从事，忙于 risque: <法>（作品等）淫秽的，败坏风俗的他也试图有潇洒的来点黄笑话。

-Jim: Rectum？Damn near killed him!rectum: 直肠 damn: 该死的，可恶的直肠？差点要了他的命啊。

Ah, you know what a rectum is, right?你知道直肠是什么吧？-Mary Alice: He even tried gentle teasing.gentle: 温和的，文雅的 teasing: 戏弄的他甚至尝试了温情的调戏。

-Jim: No, no, you see, by comparing you to a Nazi, I was making the point, you're so not a Nazi.compare: 比较 make the point: 证明一个论点不不不，看，之所以把你跟纳粹比较。

我是想说你一点不像纳粹。

-Mary Alice:And just when Jim thought the date couldn…t get any worse.date: 约会就在Jim以为这次约会，糟糕透顶的时候。

-Susan: Oh! Oww! Oh!奥！喔！奥！-Mary Alice: It did.还真的糟糕到“顶”了。

-Dr. Ron: Okay, Jim. I need you to look up and down. All right. So, how did this happen?up and down: 上上下下好了！Jim！现在往上看，往下。

好了。

这是怎么造成的？-Susan: It was an accident.accident: 意外是个小事故。

-Jim: Oh, oh, I don…t know about that. In some cultures, head butting is a mating ritual.culture: 文化 butting: 对接 mating: 交配 ritual: 仪式哦，我不知道。

在某些文化里，顶脑门儿可是婚配仪式呢！-Susan: Dr. McCreadie, can I talk to you about my head? Away from the draft.McCready医生，我能跟你谈谈我的头么？咱们离仪器...远点儿。

-Dr. Ron: Yeah. Call me Dr. Ron. Everyone does.你可以叫我Ron医生。

大家都这么叫。

-Susan: Ah. Dr. Ron I need you to pretend there…s something wrong with me and admit me for the night.pretend: 假装 admit: 允许Ron医生我需要你假装我病情严重，让我留院观察。

-Dr. Ron: I am sorry?什么？-Susan: This is the worst date I have ever been on in my life.这是我这辈子最糟的约会了。

That man is the most obnoxious, offensive, annoying human being, obnoxious: 可憎的，不愉快的offensive: 侮辱的，令人不快的 annoying: 恼人的，讨厌的 human being: 人我没见过这么可恶，爱侮辱人，又讨厌的人and you are looking at me like I am crazy right now, but I will be if I spend one more second with him so you gotta help me!crazy: 疯狂的 gotta=going to: 将要你现在看着我好像我是个疯子，但我要是跟他再多呆一秒钟，我真会疯的。

You gotta do something.It…s my mental health. My mental health. You took an oath.mental health: 心理健康 take an oath: 宣誓（发誓）你得帮帮我。

帮我一把。

这关乎我的心理健康。

心理健康啊。

你成为医生时可是发过誓的。

-Dr. Ron: Could you let go of my lapel please?let go of: 松手放开（撒手） lapel: (西服上衣的)翻领你能别抓着我的领子么？-Susan: Sorry.哦，对不起。

-Dr. Ron: Um, listen, I am sorry your date's not going well, but I can…t admit you, Susan.date: 约会 admit: 容许听我说，我很抱歉你得约会不成功，但我帮不了你, Susan。

-Susan: Right, right.好吧。

好吧。

-Dr. Ron:Jim, let…s, um, let's take a look at those reflexes.take a look: 看一看 reflex: 反射Jim，咱们来察察你的反射神经。

-Jim: I will tell ya. I got a joke for you, Doctor.好的,我有个小笑话,医生。

What…s the correct medical term for the circumcision of a rabbit? Hare Cut. I don…t know. I always...correct: 正确的 medical: 医学的 term: 术语 circumcision: <医>包皮环切 rabbit: 兔子给兔子行割礼的医学术语是什么？Hare Cut(兔割, 与理发同音)。