英语口语2

英语口语2(老友记第二集)

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You guys don't understand.

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For us, kissing is as

important as any part of it.

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Yeah, right!

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You serious?

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Oh, yeah!

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All you need to know

is in the first kiss.

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Absolutely.

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For us, kissing's an opening act...

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...like the comedian

you have to sit through...

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...before Pink Floyd comes out.

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And it's not that

we don't like the comedian.

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It's just that that's not...

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...why we bought the ticket. 14

The problem is, after the concert,

no matter how great the show was...

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...you girls are always looking

for the comedian again.

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We're in the car, fighting traffic...

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...just trying to stay awake.

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Well, word of advice:

Bring back the comedian.

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Or next time you'll find yourself listening to that album alone.

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Are we still talking about sex?

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The One With the Sonogram at the End

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No, it's good.

It is good.

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It's just that doesn't she seem

a little angry?

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Well, she has issues.

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Does she?

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He's out banging other women

with a club...

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...while she's home getting

the mastodon smell out of the carpet.

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Marsha, see, these are cave people.

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Okay, they have issues like:

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"Gee, that glacier's

getting kind of close!" See?

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Speaking of issues,

isn't that your ex-wife?

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Yes, it is. Carol, hi!

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Okay. Yes, it is.

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I'll catch up with you

in the Ice Age.

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Hi.

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So...

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You look great.

39 I hate that.

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Sorry.

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Thanks. You look good too.

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Well, you know,

in here, anyone who...

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...stands erect...

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So what's new?

Still a...

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A lesbian?

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You never know.

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How's the family?

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Marty's still totally paranoid.

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Carol, why are you here?

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I'm pregnant.

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Pregnant!

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She didn't leave

in such a hurry after all.

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This is the "Three's Company" episode where's there's a misunderstanding.

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Then I've already seen this one.

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Are you through with that?

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Sorry, the swallowing

slowed me down.

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Whose ball of paper is this?

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That's mine. I wrote a note to myself, then I didn't need it.

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So I balled it up

and now I wish I was dead.

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She already fluffed that pillow.

You already fluffed... It's fine.

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I don't want to give them

any more ammunition than they have.

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We know how cruel parents can be...

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...about the flatness

of a child's pillow.

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Monica? Hi!

65 Monica, you're scaring me.

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I mean, you're all chaotic

and twirly, you know?

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Not in a good way.

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Yeah, calm down.

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You don't see Ross getting chaotic

and twirly every time they come.

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That's because my parents think

Ross can do no wrong.

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You see, he's "The Prince".

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Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.

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- What?

- Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster.

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- Has anybody seen my engagement ring? - Yeah, it's beautiful!

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Oh, God! Oh, God!

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No, don't touch that.

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Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough having to return it to him.