英语短剧(三人)搞笑

英语三人情景剧5分钟

英语三人情景剧5分钟Title: A Day at the BeachCharacters:1. John - a young man excited to spend a day at the beach2. Emily - John's sister who is initially hesitant about going to the beach3. Sarah - John's friend who loves the beach(Scene: The three characters are at a table having breakfast.) John: (excitedly) Good morning, Emily and Sarah! The weather is perfect today. Let's go to the beach!Emily: (hesitant) I don't know, John. I'm not really a fan of the beach.Sarah: (enthusiastically) Come on, Emily! We'll have so much fun. The beach is great for relaxation and fun activities.(Scene: The three characters arrive at the beach and set up their beach towels.)John: Look at this view! The crystal-clear blue water and the golden sand. Isn't it beautiful?Sarah: Definitely! One of my favorite things about the beach is just soaking up the sun and enjoying the serenity.Emily: (still unsure) But what can we do here besides sunbathing?John: Oh, there are plenty of activities! How about trying out water sports like surfing or paddleboarding?(Scene: John and Sarah are preparing to surf while Emily watches.) Sarah: (excitedly) I can't wait to catch some waves! Surfing is such a thrilling experience. You should give it a try, Emily.Emily: (nervously) I'm not sure. I'm not a very strong swimmer. John: Don't worry, Emily. We'll stay with you and make sureyou're safe. Plus, there are always lifeguards around.(Scene: Emily finally agrees to try paddleboarding.)Emily: Okay, fine. I'll give paddleboarding a shot. But you guys better not let me fall in the water!John: Deal! Paddleboarding is great for beginners. You can enjoy the calmness of the water and the beautiful scenery while standing on the board.(Scene: Emily successfully paddleboards while John and Sarah continue to surf.)Emily: (laughing) I can't believe I'm actually enjoying this! The water is so much fun. Thanks for convincing me, guys.Sarah: See, I told you the beach would be amazing! And there areso many other things you can do here too, like building sandcastles or playing beach volleyball.(Scene: The three characters engage in a friendly beach volleyball game.)John: (cheering) This is so much fun! The beach has something for everyone. You can choose to relax, have fun in the water, or even be competitive with games like beach volleyball.(Scene: The sun begins to set, and the characters gather to watch.)Emily: (contently) I'm really glad I decided to give the beach a chance. Watching the sunset here is so peaceful.Sarah: It's moments like these that make the beach such a special place. The beauty of nature and the calmness of the water can really help you unwind and find inner peace.John: I'm so happy you enjoyed it, Emily. The beach truly is a magical place. I'm already looking forward to our next beach day!(Scene: The characters pack up their belongings and head back home.)Emily: (smiling) You're right, John. Spending a day at the beach was an unforgettable experience. I can't wait to come back and create more amazing memories.Sarah: (excitedly) Count me in! The beach never disappoints. It'salways a great way to relax and have fun.John: (gratefully) Thank you both for joining me today. The beach wouldn't have been the same without you. Let's make it a tradition to come here together often.(Scene fades out as the characters walk away, excitedly planning their next beach outing.)Note: The above script is a 500-word reference for a 5-minute English skit depicting a day at the beach. Feel free to make any modifications or additions as necessary while incorporating it into your own skit.。

3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本

三一文库（）〔3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本〕*篇一：三人英语小短剧三人小短剧主角：两女一男，男的饰演宁采臣穿越而来，两女是好朋友其中一人是小倩转世而来。

永：morning，candy.虫：morning,Cassie。

永：whatswrongwithyou.youlookssopale.虫：iwerewatchingtvallthenight.永：whatdidyouwatch?虫：HaveyouheardoftheprevalentTime-travelTVseries"BuBuJ ingXin"?永：ohIloveitsomuch.theactressarebeautiful,theirdressin gisgreat.虫：metoo.ifyouhaveachance,whichdynastydoyouwanttotransportedto?永：ofcourse.songdynasty.I"dliketoprotectourcountry.and letcitizenhaveaeasyliving.虫：whatagreatideal!永：butitissoridiculous.wewonthavechancetotransported.虫：idon‘tagreewithyou.everythingispossible.男的破门而入男：whathappened?whereiam?wheremysweetheartxiaoqian?xia oqian?xiaoqian?Whereareyou?绕教室跑下去,问班上的众人whoareyou?Whereiam?allofyoulooksostrange!Whathappen ed?Tellme,whocantellme?永：lookatthatguy！helookssoamusing!虫：Whathappenedtohe?永：yousee.hishairissolong.styleisstrang,thedressinglik esacientpeople.虫：wow,ishetransported永：no,itsimpossible.虫：look!heisgettingclosetous.男：youngladies.imsogladtomeetyouhere.Youarefamiliartom e!ohgod!"xiaoqian"whyareyouhere?imlookingforyouallt hetime.原本慢慢走近，最后疾步坐过去抓住女的的肩膀。

英语三人短剧--搞笑

顾客: 小心, 你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员: 别担心, 先生, 不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。

第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。

服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。

3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本

3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本篇一：三人英语小短剧三人小短剧主角：两女一男，男的饰演宁采臣穿越而来，两女是好朋友其中一人是小倩转世而来。

永：morning，candy.虫：morning,Cassie。

永：what’s wrong with you .you looks so pale.虫：i were watching tv all the night.永：what did you watch ?虫：Have you heard of the prevalent Time-travel TV series “Bu Bu Jing Xin” ?永：ohI love it so much. the actress are beautiful, their dressing is great. 虫：me you have a chance ,which dynasty do you want to transported to ? 永：of course .song “d like to protect our country .and let citizen have a easy living.虫：what a great ideal!永：but it is so won’t have chance to transported.虫：i don‘t agree with you .everything is possible.男的破门而入男：what happened ?where i am ?where my sweetheart xiaoqian? xiaoqian? xiaoqian? Where are you ?绕教室跑下去,问班上的众人who are you ? Where i am ? all of you look so strange! What happened? Tell me ,who can tell me ?永：look at that guy！ he looks so amusing!虫：What happened to he?永：you see .his hair is so long .style is strang,the dressing likes acient people.虫：wow ,is he transported永：no ,it’s impossible.虫：look! he is getting close to us.男：young ‘m so glad to meet you here. You are familiar to me! oh god ! “xiaoqian” why are you here ? i’m looking for you all the time .原本慢慢走近，最后疾步坐过去抓住女的的肩膀。

英语短剧三人搞笑

改编自两小儿辩日J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger独白：The story happened in a sunny friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter.P:Nice to see you,`s a good day ,isn`t itJ:Yeah,I like sunny days.P:Look,what`s thisJ:Oh,it`s our luck day. It`s 100 dollar.P:Yes, it what should we do to the money Give it to uncle police J:I don`t think suggest one of us can have it is in my hand,so…P:No ,I don`t think think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money.J:Look at that don`t we ask him to judge it for us.P:I agree.J:Hello,could you please do us a favourS:Of `t upJ:Here is the thing,……S:I `s really a hard me …OK,I get an I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the do you thinkP:Why not.J:Let do it.S:Now you must listen to me at the sun,it`s beautiful isn`t it And it`s very far from my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon You first.P:It`s we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it become ,the answer is at noonJ:That is the most stupid answer I have ever we can feel ,in the morning it`s cool and at noon it`ll be very is because the sun is farther away from us at morning.争吵S：.As a matter of fact,each of your answer is think the range is the same.P:Are you crazyLet me tell you something到一边,拿出50美元 If you make me win,it`s yours.S:think for a while.It`s a deal.回到原地 I am sorry,I made a mistake just `ll correct my is answer is at noon.J:What We need to talk.拉路人到一边I did not catch your mean you say it againS:The sun is farther away from us at you are wrong.J:打过路人Did you change your mindS:No…Oh are ,he was wrong.一起回去P：What`s wrong with your faceJ:清嗓子S:I just fall over by accident,never let`s go back to the question ,I think it over and over I believe Jack is were wrong. J:Jack从petter手中抢过钱Then it`s mine.kiss it It`s nice to meet you ,.P:WhatDon`t go.jack下 What`s wrong with youS:I `m sorry,I just…..J:Give me my money,now.路人拿出钱,jack一把抢过来,生气地走了S：jack走后,路人掏掏口袋发现Where is my own 100 me my money.追jack完。

改编自《两小儿辩日》(J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger)独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter.P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it?J:Yeah,I like sunny days.P:Look,what`s this?J:Oh,it`s our luck day. It`s 100 dollar.P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so…P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money.J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us.P:I agree.J:Hello,could you please do us a favour?S:Of course.What`t up?J:Here is the thing,……S:I see.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?P:Why not.J:Let do it.S:Now you must listen to me carefully.Look at the sun,it`s beautiful isn`t it?And it`s very far from us.So my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon?You first.P:It`s easy.As we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it become smaller.So,the answer is at noonJ:That is the most stupid answer I have ever heard.As we can feel ,in the morning it`s cool and at noon it`ll be very hot.That is because the sun is farther away from us at morning.争吵S：OK.Stop.Stop.As a matter of fact,each of your answer is incorrect.I think the range is the same.P:Are you crazy?Let me tell you something?(到一边，拿出50美元) If you make me win,it`s yours.S:(think for a while).It`s a deal.(回到原地) I am sorry,I made a mistake just now.I`ll correct my answer.Petter is right.The answer is at noon.J:What?We need to talk.(拉路人到一边)I did not catch your mean clearly.Could you say it again?S:The sun is farther away from us at noon.So you are wrong.J:(打过路人)Did you change your mind?S:No…Oh yes.You are right.Obviously,he was wrong.(一起回去)P：What`s wrong with your face?J:清嗓子S:I just fall over by accident,never mind.And let`s go back to the question ,I think it over and over again.Finally I believe Jack is right.You were wrong.J:(Jack从petter手中抢过钱)Then it`s mine.(kiss it) It`s nice to meet you ,petter.Goodbye.P:What?Don`t go.(jack下) What`s wrong with you?S:I `m sorry,I just…..J:Give me my money,now.(路人拿出钱，jack一把抢过来，生气地走了)S：（jack走后，路人掏掏口袋发现）Where is my own 100 dollar.Give me my money.(追jack)完注：资料可能无法思考和涵盖全面，最好仔细浏览后下载使用，感谢您的关注！。

三人英语剧本-I_have_a_dream（5篇）

三人英语剧本-I_have_a_dream（5篇）第一篇：三人英语剧本-I_have_a_dreamI have a dream.英语三人剧本：关于当代中国家庭教育。

剧情简单，4~6分钟.Hello everyone today we will tell a story about a Chinese family with a 9-year-old child.Role: a son, a dad, a mom Time: a Saturday morning.Mom: Get up now, Get up out of bed.It’s already 7:30, now.Son: mom, it is Saturday.Let me stay for a while.Mom: No, you have piano class, English class, drawing class......Get up now After the classes Mom: Honey, welcome back!You have finished your homework, hadn’t you? Son: In fact, eh, no…… Mom: So? Son: OK.A While ~ Son: Mom, I’ve done.I want to play for a while.Mom: Really? Is that carefully enough? Check it thought!Son: Mom, I check all of my homework, could I take a play? Mom: No, just wait.You have play piano for 2 hours? Son：Eh, no, but I have played nocturne 3 times.Mon: no way!You want to be a loser like your father is? Son: After this, could I...? Mon: No, your painting practice!Son: ?Mom: okay, only 10 minutes After ten minutes Son: Dad, could you tell me a story.Dad: honey, didn't you see? I am so busy.Here you are, go and buy what you want.Son: I want to watch cartoon, dad.Dad: wait;wait, after the NBA program, OK? The child is so disappointed Then, having dinerSon: Mom, Dad, I want to go Amusement Park with my friends tomorrow?Mom & Dad: No, you can’t ~Dad：baby，when I’m free，I’ll take you to Amusement Park.Okay? DAD: honey, you have so many homework to do, don’t you? Just stay home, st udy hard, baby, I promise I will make your dream come true as if you rank first in your class.Sonnodding.Dad: so, what’s your dream?Son: I have a dream that one day there’s no homework.I have a dream that one day I needn't taking extra course.I have a dream that one day I can oversleeping.I have a dream that one day I can go to Amusement Park freely.……第二篇：英语三人话剧剧本Section1:Now, ladies and gentlemen, we are in Africa.And just imagine that you are an animal like a lion , giraffe, a rabbit or something.We three are penguins from New York city and we came here to travel three years age.And now we are leaving.Melmen, and Marty and Gloria.Marty: We are gonna miss you little friends.You guys had been a great crowd.Glad we can introduce you to the toilet.If you ever come to look at Central Manhattan, feel free to call first.Seriously no, call.OK?Gloria: Oh, baby, I’m gonna miss you so much.You all will miss me too, right? No, I don’t want to leave ,I’m gonna cry.Melmen: Everybody in quickly.Get in the plane.Get in.Get in quick.We must leave here.It’s so horrible, I don’t want to stay here any minute!Get in quick, or I’ll leave you here!Marty and Gloria shouting: No!Oh, wait!Section 2: We are in the plane, which we made by ourselves during these there months.I’m the captain.Melmen ,Marty, Gloria: Struts.Checked.Fillets.Checked.Engine.Checked.Coffee mate.Checked.Melmen: good bye and never see you again!Melmen: This is your captain speaking.In the event of a water emergency, place the vest over your head then kiss your life good bye!Marty: New York City, here we come baby.Gloria: sit back, relax and pray your personal gods that this hunk of junk flies.Plus,this is the 36th time we try to leave here.Melmen: OK, guys, launch!Marty: I think we will see much more fun the further way we get from.Melmen: Yeah, like when the lion beat you on the butt? Gloria: You don't need to be sarcastic Marty.–Hey guys, you know, I was thinking.When we get back, I might assign up for the breeding program.Melmen: Breeding program? –Gloria: I think we all reach a point on our lives...when we wanna meet somebody, you know settle down, have a relationship.Marty: Skipper, look.Analysis.-It looks like a small incandescent bulb designed to indicate something out of the ordinary.Like a malfunction.Melmen: I found it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.Right.Gloria, manual.Oh, what’s this?（把指示灯砸碎……）Gloria: Oh, my goash!What are you doing!Melmen: See, problem solved!Marty: skipper, we may be out of fuel.Melmen: What makes you think that? Marty: We lost engine one.Gloria: And engine two is no longer on fire.Melmen:Buckle up guys.Don't look dull.This might get hairy.Attention.This is your captain speaking.I've got good news and bad news.The good news is, we will be landing immediately.The bad news is...we are crush landing!Gloria:When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice what so ever.But thanks again for choosing air penguin.Flaps up!Deploy!Oh, no!I miss my mum!Oh, I haven’t have a boyfriend yet!No, I’ve not even tell Jack that I love him!Section3: After the plane crashedGloria: Oh, we are here.What in the world? What happened to the plane?Marty: The plane crashed, I'm OK.I'm alive.Melmen: Oh, no!we’re still in Africa！第三篇：英语三人话剧剧本Section1: Now, ladies and gentlemen, we are in Africa.And just imagine that you are an animal like a lion , giraffe, a rabbit or something.We three are penguins from New York city and we came here to travel three years ago.And now we are leaving.Melmen, and Marty and Gloria.Marty: We are gonna miss you my little friends.You guys had been a great crowd.Glad we can introduce you to the toilet.If you ever come to look at Central Manhattan, feel free to call first.Seriously no, call.OK? Gloria: Oh, baby, I’m gonna miss you so much.You both will miss me too, righ t? But I don’t want to leave ,I’m gonna cry.Melmen: Everybody in quickly.Get in the plane.Get in.Get in quick.We must leave here.It’s so horrible, I don’t want to stay here any minute!Get in quick, or I’ll leave you here!Marty and Gloria shouting: No!Oh, wait!Section 2: We are in the plane, which we made by ourselves during these there months.I’m the captain.Melmen ,Marty, Gloria: Struts.Checked.Fillets.Checked.Engine.Checked.Coffeemate.Checked.Melmen: good bye and never see you again!Melmen: This is your captain speaking.In the event of a water emergency, place the vest over your head then kiss your life good bye!Marty: New York City, here we come baby.Gloria: sit back, relax and pray your personal gods that this hunk of junk flies.Plus, this is the 36th time we try to leave here.Melmen: OK, guys, launch!Marty: I think we will see much more fun the further way we get from.Melmen: Yeah, like when the lion beat you on the butt? Gloria: You don't need to be sarcastic Marty.–Hey guys, you know, I was thinking.When we get back, Imight assign up for the breeding program.Melmen: Breeding program? –Gloria: I think we all reach a point on our lives...when we wanna meet somebody, you know settle down, have a relationship.Marty: Skipper, look.Analysis.-It looks like a small incandescent bulb designed to indicate something out of the ordinary.Like a malfunction.Melmen: I found it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.Right.Gloria, manual.Oh, what’s this?（把指示灯砸碎……）Gloria: Oh, my goash!What are you doing!Melmen: See, problem solved!Marty: skipper, we may be out of fuel.Melmen: What makes you think that? Marty: We lost engine one.Gloria: And engine two is no longer on fire.Melmen:Buckle up guys.Don't look dull.This might get hairy.Attention.This is your captain speaking.I've got good news and bad news.The good news is, we will be landing immediately.The bad news is...we are crush landing!Gloria:When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice what so ever.But thanks again for choosing air penguin.Flaps up!Deploy!Oh, no!I m iss my mum!Oh, I haven’t have a boyfriend yet!No, I’ve not even tell Jack that I love him!Section3: After the plane crashed Gloria: Oh, we are here.What in the world? What happened to the plane? Marty: The plane crashed, I'm OK.I'm alive.Melmen: Oh, no!we’re still in Africa！第四篇：三人简短相声剧本三人简短相声剧本甲：卖鱼蛋喽！乙：那儿有鱼蛋卖，咱们过往瞧瞧。

搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本

搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本陈:Hello, everyone, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director--R Z. Recently, I will direct a new movie, today, there will be an audition and I will select three actors to perform in this film. OK, let's begin. The first part, talent show, let's welcome actor number one.陈:大家好，你们看过吗？是的，我是这部电影的导演R Z。

最近我要导演一部新的电影。

今天在这里将举行一场面试，我要选出三位演员来拍摄这部电影。

好的，接下来就开始面试的第一个环节，才艺表演，让我们欢迎第一位面试者。

杨: I t’s so easy for me to get this character. (面朝观众说) Nice to meet you, my dear director. 杨:我一定能轻而易举地拿到这个角色。

(边走边朝观众说)很高兴见到你，亲爱的导演。

陈:Nice to meet you too, so, introduce yourself.陈:很高兴见到你，那么请介绍一下你自己吧。

杨:I'm CK Yang, you know. I don't have too many achievements, I just won six World Music Awards, eight American Music Awards, and…(做沉思状) oh, I forgot, two Oscar Awards, it's just a piece of cake for me, you know, I...杨:我是CK 杨，你知道的，我也没有太多的成就，我仅仅拿了6次世界音乐奖，8次全美音乐奖，对了，差点忘了这个，还有二次奥斯卡奖，这对我来说不过是小意思，你们知道的，我。

三只小猪英语短剧剧本

三只小猪英语短剧剧本：Long long ago, there were three little pigs living with theirmo ther. They were very happy and they were very kind to their fr iends. Look! They are coming!(情景一：猪妈妈和三只小猪在森林里快乐的玩耍)(加快乐的音乐)M： babies, Come on!Pp：Here we come!M： Lets do some exercises. Lift your arms. Bend your knees.Touch your toes.P1：Mom, look! We ’re so strong! (伸出胳膊，亮出肌肉)三个小猪比健美P2： Yes, I am strong!P3：Yes, I am strong!M：Yes! My babies! You should have your own house!Pp：Ok! I’d love to.M：You can do it!Ps：Yes! We can! Yeah! (做成功的动作)旁白：The three little pigs make three houses. They all think their o wn house is the best! But the wolf iscoming! He is very hun gry! (音乐)W:Gu,gu,gugugu. Iam very hungry. Oh, I sniff the pigs sm ell.Aha! I have a good idea! (来到第一只小猪的门前敲门)Little pig, little pig, let me come in!P1： No! You are bad wolf!W：Then I will huff and blow your house down .(吹一下，房子倒了，小猪突然发现，吓了一下，逃跑)P1：Oh! Help! Help! My brother! Please help me! (迅速进入第二只小猪家，然后马上关门)P2： Don not be afraid!W：Little pig, little pig, let me come in!P1&P2：No! No!W：Then I will huff , blow your house down!(狼鼓足气吹一下，房子有点摇晃，又吹一下，两只小猪堵着门，挣扎之后，房子倒了)p1p2：Oh, my god! Lets run away, run away!(跑到第三个小猪家的床底下哆嗦)P1：The wolf is very strong!P2：He wants to eat us!P3：My god, help me! ( 三只小猪都在床底下)W：Little pig, little pig, let me come in!P1P2P3：No!W：Open the door! I can get the house down! (吹一下，没动，鼓足又吹一下，迟疑了一下)Why? (最后吹三下，开始喘气了，然后倒地)p1p3p2：Yeah! We are safe now!旁白：The wolf is very angry! He has a good idea! He climbs up the chimney!P1&P2&P3：Oh! Look! The wolf!P1：How to do? (开始转着跑)P2：Mom ! Where are you? (哭着说)P3：Don’t worry! Let’s put the wood into the fire!P1p2p3：Ok, 123…W ：(掉进火里挣扎) oh ! No!P1p2p3：The wolf is dying! We succeed! yeah ! 结尾曲(完)。

初中生英语剧本白蛇新传译(英语口语3人小短剧)(搞笑)(修改版)

Because you weretoo small.I was basking in the sunshine ,lying on the green grass.Suddenly a bull came and stepped on my tail.Then you saved me.So Iwant to thank you and marry you.
白蛇新传译(英语口语3人小短剧)
出场：《千年等一回》的音乐（准备音乐）
小青：姐，这是哪儿呀？
Sister,where are we?
小白：容我找一下（拿出地图寻找），现在在雷峰塔边上，前面就是西湖了！（准备地图）
Eh.Let me find the location on the map.Oh,Now we are at the edge of Leifeng Pagoda ,and theWestLakeis near ahead.
许仙：什么？
Pardon？
小青：白蛇
the white snake.
小白：请听我讲一个故事，记得，我还是条小蛇的时候，我很贪玩！有一天去山上玩耍！
Please let me tell you a story.When I was a mini-snake,I was playful.One day,I played on the hill.
许仙：姑娘，容禀啊！（唱：姓许名仙字汉文，祖籍钱塘有家门！）不知二位姑娘名与姓，为何要来杭州城？
My name is Xuxian.I live in Qiantang.I’m going home.So,what’s your names?
小白：我是白素贞！
I am Bai Suzhen.

英语三人短剧__搞笑

ot the Money Anyway(A Comic Piece for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala 2009)Play script by Cui Kai et al.CharactersUncle Zhao, acted by Zhao BenshanShenyang, acted by Shen HeCCTV Man, acted by Bi FujianYadar, acted by Wang Jinfeng (Mao Mao)小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）编创者崔凯等表演者赵本山、沈鹤、毕福剑、王金凤（毛毛）（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。

本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。

）(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)赵本山：到了。

毛毛：到了。

赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。

这不，苏格兰调情（tiáo qíng）。

毛毛：爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qíng diào）。

赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。

毛毛：爷爷，这家老贵的啦。

赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？毛毛：我没拿包啊。

赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。

毛毛：完了，让我落炕上了。

赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗？！这给你办事，落炕上了还。

兜里还有钱吗？毛毛：兜里，多少钱哪才？才70多块钱。

大学生英语幽默短剧剧本_0

大学生英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：英语搞笑短剧剧本三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B 变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,Iwill ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don’t mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I’ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can’t understand......What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey’s intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I’m sorry(小声) S: What?T: I’m sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）（这个放伴奏） (谢幕)篇二：孔雀东南飞--英语搞笑短剧剧本焦仲卿johnny(j for short)刘兰芝lunch(l for short)焦母johnny’s mother(jm for short)刘母lunch’s mother(lm for short)太守之子mayor’s son(ms for short)强盗burglars(a b and c)prologue 序幕(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my wife is wusong.译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。

英语短剧剧本

英语短剧剧本三只小猪修房子人物：主持人、老狼、三只小猪地点：野外主持人：Long long ago,there lived three little pigs anda wolf in the forest.(很久很久以前，森林里住着三只小猪和一只狼。

)Look!The three little pigs are coming.(瞧，三只小猪来啦！)小猪一：What are you doing.brothers?(你们在干嘛呢，哥哥们？) 小猪二：I’m building a house with leaves.(我在用叶子做房子呢) 小猪三：I’m building a house with sticks.(我在用木棍做房子呢) 小猪一：But leaves and sticks are not strong.(但是，叶子和木棍一点也不坚固呀。

)小猪二：What are you doing,little brother?(那你在做什么呢，小弟弟？)小猪一：I’m building a house with sticks。

（我用砖头做房子呢。

）小猪二：Bricks？That’s very difficult!（砖头？那很困难啊！）小猪一：I know,but sticks are very strong and safe!(我知道，但是砖头很结实！)主持人：Oh…wolf is coming.Be careful,three little pigs(喔…狼来了，小心点儿，三只小猪。

)狼：Little pigs,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快开门。

)小猪二和三一起说：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！）狼：吹主持人：But leaves and sticks are not strong.（但是树叶和木棍一点也不结实。

）The wolf blows down the house.(狼把房子吹倒了)He eats the pigs（他把2只小猪吃了）狼：Little pigs,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快开门。

3人英文短话剧剧本[1]

In the restaurant.在餐馆里C,the customer.W,the waiter.M,the manager.In the restaurant.旁白：一天，一家英国的餐馆里，来了一位中国客人，故事就这样发生了：W:What can I do for you,sir? 先生要吃点什么？C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg Soup.That's all. 北京烤鸭，西红柿蛋汤，就这么多了。

W:A moment.请稍等。

W:Yours,sir.先生，这是你要的菜。

C:Thank you.谢谢。

C:Waiter.服务生。

W:Yes?Sir.什么事，先生？C:How can I have the soup?我怎么喝这碗汤？W:I'm sorry.Sir.I'll change it for you.对不起，先生，我去给您换一下。

W:Here your soup.Sir.这是您的汤，先生。

C:Thank you.谢谢。

C:waiter!服务生！W:Sir.先生。

C:How can I have the soup? 我怎么喝这碗汤？W:Er.I'm terribly sorry.I change it in a second.嗯，实在对不起，我再给您换一次。

C:Sir.I'm sorry for the soup.Now is the soup.先生，不是汤的问题，就是这个汤。

W:OK.好的。

C:Waiter!! 服务生！W:Sir? 先生？C:Call your manager,please.叫你们经理来。

M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup?对不起，先生，汤有什么问题吗？C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON? 没有调羹我怎么喝汤？。

英语短剧(三人)搞笑之欧阳音创编

改编自《两小儿辩日》(J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger)独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other.J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter.P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it?J:Yeah,I like sunny days.P:Look,what`s this?J:Oh,it`s our luck day.It`s 100 dollar.P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police?J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so…P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money.J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us.P:I agree.J:Hello,could you please do us a favour?S:Ofcourse.What`t up?J:Here is the thing,……S:Isee.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an ide a.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?P:Why not.J:Let do it.S:Now you must listen to me carefully.Look at the sun,it`s beautiful isn`t it?And it`s very far from us.So my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon?You first.P:It`s easy.As we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it become smaller.So,the answer is at noonJ:That is the most stupid answer I have ever heard.As we can feel ,in the morning it`s cool and at noon it`ll be very hot.That is because the sun is farther away from us at morning.争吵S：OK.Stop.Stop.As a matter of fact,each of your answer is incorrect.I think the range is the same.P:Are you crazy?Let me tell you something?(到一边，拿出50美元)If you make me win,it`s yours.S:(think for a while).It`s a deal.(回到原地) I am sorry,I made a mistake just now.I`ll correct my answer.Petter is right.The answer is at noon.J:What?We need to talk.(拉路人到一边)I did not catch your mean clearly.Could you say it again?S:The sun isfarther away from usat noon.So you are wrong.J:(打过路人)Did you change your mind?S:No…Oh yes.You are right.Obviously,he was wrong. (一起回去)P：What`s wrong with your face?J:清嗓子S:I just fall over by accident,nevermind.And let`s go back to the question ,I think it over and over again.Finally I believe Jack is right.You were wrong.J:(Jack从petter手中抢过钱)Then it`s mine.(kiss it) It`s nice to meet you ,petter.Goodbye.P:What?Don`t go.(jack下) What`s wrong with you? S:I `m sor ry,Ijust…..J:Give me my money,now.(路人拿出钱，jack一把抢过来，生气地走了) S：（jack走后，路人掏掏口袋发现）Where is my own 100 dollar.Give me my money.(追jack)完。

英语情景剧剧本三只小猪

英语情景剧剧本三只小猪英语情景剧剧本：Three Little Pigs三只小猪Three Little Pigs三只小猪XXX: There are three little pigs living with讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈their mother。

Ding-Ding and Dong-住在一起。

XXX和东东Dong are brother pigs。

They are very是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他Lazy。

They eat and sleep all day.们整天吃了就睡。

龙龙是XXX最小的，她整天帮着妈妈works all day。

She helps her XXX做家务。

to do the housework.XXX pig: You have grown up。

You must make猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得your own houses.为自己盖间房。

Goodbye。

little pigs。

Build a house.再会，孩子们。

去盖间房。

XXX。

Pigs: Yes。

XXX.三只小猪：好的，妈妈。

再会。

Wolf: I’m XXX。

Three little XXX狼：我饿了。

看，三只小猪可1for dinner。

Mmm.以做我的美餐。

Sister pig: What are you doing。

brothers?XXX：哥哥，你们在干什么？Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves.：我在用树叶盖房子。

Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks.东东：我在用树枝盖房子。

Sister pig: But leaves aren’t st rong.猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固。

树枝也不And sticks aren’t strong.牢固。

Brother pigs: Yes。

we know。

三人英语小短剧五分钟

三人英语小短剧五分钟Scene 1:Amy: Hey, Jack! Long time no see.Jack: Yeah, Amy. Been really busy lately. What's up?Amy: Well, I'm actually organizing a small get-together this weekend. Would you like to join?Jack: Sure, sounds great! Who else is coming?Amy: Just a few friends, including Lisa. She's been asking about you.Scene 2:Lisa: Hey, Jack! I heard you're coming to the partythis weekend.Jack: Yeah, I'm excited to see you all again.Lisa: It's going to be fun. I've been meaning to catch up with you.Jack: Yeah, same here. What have you been up to lately?Lisa: Oh, just work and stuff. But I'm looking forward to some fun time this weekend.Scene 3:Amy: Hey, everyone! Let's get the party started!Jack: Great idea, Amy. What should we do first?Lisa: Maybe we can play some music and dance?Amy: Sounds perfect! Let's get the music going.(Music starts playing and everyone starts dancing and having fun.)。

英语三人小情景剧(making an appointment)

Making an appointment预约和约定剧情介绍：这是一部以预约和约定为主题的小情景剧，本剧富有戏剧化和喜剧色彩，宗旨是如何进行预约和约定，其中也有电话沟通话术和技巧，提高小朋友们英语口语交际水平和表演水平。

人物：2位好友（其中一个小朋友是个懒骨头lazybones 哈哈），快递员总计3人场景设置：家中打电话路上时长：大约2分30秒场景1地点：在家中（At home）C（快递员）：(Knocking at the door. 敲门)XX！You package！主角A: Wow! It’s my favourite Pikachu. Thank you!是我的皮卡丘毛绒玩具，谢谢！C：My pleasure!不客气，很乐意效劳。

A：I will tell XX(B)!我要赶紧告诉XX。

（给XX打电话）A:Hello! This is XX（A）. Is that XX(B)?（电话用语）喂，我是XX，你是XX吗？B: Yes,speaking!是的。

A：Hi, XX! I have a new toy. It’s so cute. Would you like to come to my home and have a look?（预约1）XX.我有个新玩具，你想来我家看看嘛？B: Yes, I’d love to but I’m busy today. I’m sorry.(委婉拒绝)我很想去，但是我今天比较忙，对不起！（实际是躺床上，懒，不想去）A: Well, fine.哦，好吧！第二天A: Beauty And The Beast is being on. I will tell XX.《美女与野兽》正在上映,我要赶紧告诉XX。

A:Hi, May I speak to XX? This is XX.喂，我能和XX通话吗？我是XX。

B: Yes, Speaking.请讲！A: Beauty And The Beast is on at the Globe Theatre. Could you arrange for us to see that movie together?（预约2）《美女与野兽》正在环球影院上映，你能安排下我们一起去看电影吗？B: I’m seriously sorry. I’m working on my maths exam.我真的很抱歉，我现在在复习数学考试呢。

英语三人话剧剧本

英语三人话剧剧本第一篇：英语三人话剧剧本Section1:Now, ladies and gentlemen, we are in Africa.And just imagine that you are an animal like a lion , giraffe, a rabbit or something.We three are penguins from New York city and we came here to travel three years age.And now we are leaving.Melmen, and Marty and Gloria.Marty: We are gonna miss you little friends.You guys had been a great crowd.Glad we can introduce you to the toilet.If you ever come to look at Central Manhattan, feel free to call first.Seriously no, call.OK?Gloria: Oh, baby, I’m gonna miss you so much.You all will miss me too, right? No, I don’t want to leave ,I’m gonna cry.Melmen: Everybody in quickly.Get in the plane.Get in.Get in quick.We must leave here.It’s so horrible, I don’t want to stay here any minute!Get in quick, or I’ll leave you here!Marty and Gloria shouting: No!Oh, wait!Section 2: We are in the plane, which we made by ourselves during these there months.I’m the captain.Melmen,Marty, Gloria: Struts.Checked.Fillets.Checked.Engine.Checked.Coffee mate.Checked.Melmen: good bye and never see you again!Melmen: This is your captain speaking.In the event of a water emergency, place the vest over your head then kiss your life good bye!Marty: New York City, here we come baby.Gloria: sit back, relax and pray your personal gods that this hunk of junk flies.Plus, this is the 36th time we try to leave here.Melmen: OK, guys, launch!Marty: I think we will see much more fun the further way weget from.Melmen: Yeah, like when the lion beat you on the butt? Gloria: You don't need to be sarcastic Marty.–Hey guys, you know, I was thinking.When we get back, I might assign up for the breeding program.Melmen: Breeding program? –Gloria: I think we all reach a point on our lives...when we wanna meet somebody, you know settle down, have a relationship.Marty: Skipper, look.Analysis.-It looks like a small incandescent bulb designed to indicate something out of the ordinary.Like a malfunction.Melmen: I found it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.Right.Gloria, manual.Oh, what’s this?（把指示灯砸碎……）Gloria: Oh, my goash!What are you doing!Melmen: See, problem solved!Marty: skipper, we may be out of fuel.Melmen: What makes you think that? Marty: We lost engine one.Gloria: And engine two is no longer on fire.Melmen:Buckle up guys.Don't look dull.This might get hairy.Attention.This is your captain speaking.I've got good news and bad news.The good news is, we will be landing immediately.The bad news is...we are crush landing!Gloria:When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice what so ever.But thanks again for choosing air penguin.Flaps up!Deploy!Oh, no!I miss my mum!Oh, I haven’t have a boyfriend yet!No, I’ve not even tell Jack that I love him!Section3: After the plane crashedGloria: Oh, we are here.What in the world? What happened to the plane?Marty: The plane crashed, I'm OK.I'm alive.Melmen: Oh, no!we’re still in Africa！第二篇：英语三人话剧剧本Section1: Now, ladies and gentlemen, we are in Africa.And just imagine that you are an animal like a lion , giraffe, a rabbit or something.We three are penguins from New York city and we came here to travel three years ago.And now we are leaving.Melmen, and Marty and Gloria.Marty: We are gonna miss you my little friends.You guys had been a great crowd.Glad we can introduce you to the toilet.If you ever come to look at Central Manhattan, feel free to call first.Seriously no, call.OK? Gloria: Oh, baby, I’m gonna miss you so much.You both will miss me too, right? But I don’t want to leave ,I’m gonna cry.Melmen: Everybody in quickly.Get in the plane.Get in.Get in quick.We must leave here.It’s so horrible, I don’t want to stay here any minute!Get in quick, or I’ll leave you here!Marty and Gloria shouting: No!Oh, wait!Section 2: We are in the plane, which we made by ourselves during these there months.I’m the captain.Melmen ,Marty, Gloria: Struts.Checked.Fillets.Checked.Engine.Checked.Coffeemate.Checked.Melmen: good bye and never see you again!Melmen: This is your captain speaking.In the event of a water emergency, place the vest over your head then kiss your life good bye!Marty: New York City, here we come baby.Gloria: sit back, relax and pray your personal gods that this hunk of junk flies.Plus, this is the 36th time we try to leave here.Melmen: OK, guys, launch!Marty: I think we will see much more fun the further way we get from.Melmen: Yeah, like when the lion beat you on the butt? Gloria: You don't need to be sarcastic Marty.–Hey guys, you know, I was thinking.When we get back, I might assign up for the breeding program.Melmen: Breeding program? –Gloria: I think we all reach a point on our lives...when wewanna meet somebody, you know settle down, have a relationship.Marty: Skipper, look.Analysis.-It looks like a small incandescent bulb designed to indicate something out of the ordinary.Like a malfunction.Melmen: I found it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.Right.Gloria, manual.Oh, what’s this?（把指示灯砸碎……）Gloria: Oh, my goash!What are you doing!Melmen: See, problem solved!Marty: skipper, we may be out of fuel.Melmen: What makes you think that? Marty: We lost engine one.Gloria: And engine two is no longer on fire.Melmen:Buckle up guys.Don't look dull.This might get hairy.Attention.This is your captain speaking.I've got good news and bad news.The good news is, we will be landing immediately.The bad news is...we are crush landing!Gloria:When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice what so ever.But thanks again for choosing air penguin.Flaps up!Deploy!Oh, no!I miss my mum!Oh, I ha ven’t have a boyfriend yet!No, I’ve not even tell Jack that I love him!Section3: After the plane crashed Gloria: Oh, we are here.What in the world? What happened to the plane? Marty: The plane crashed, I'm OK.I'm alive.Melmen: Oh, no!we’re still in Africa！第三篇：年会三人话剧剧本《双喜临门》年会三人话剧剧本《双喜临门》--更多年会策划请百度欧凯传媒人物王三：村主任，年近五十岁；潮流：志愿者，王三未来的女婿，二十五、六岁；小玲：王三未来的儿媳妇，二十三、四岁。

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